The 3rd cousin part finally explains that slight resemblance they share.

@JoeSyxpack

3 жыл бұрын

Resemblance? I'm not seeing it.

@najaB76

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeSyxpack It isn't easy to see, it's only really when the light is from the right angle.

@MrJerks93

3 жыл бұрын

But...one of them wears glasses! No way they're related.

@UnnamedHero0922

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that producer guy doesn't have glasses.

@topherm365

3 жыл бұрын

Slight resemblances are tight.

"Is it a sequel, prequel, or reboot?" "Its something..."

@minuette1752

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yea that about sums up Prometheus.

@shadowknight1121

3 жыл бұрын

It was something alright.

@nsagoogle9581

3 жыл бұрын

Its a B horror movie with a budget of $130 million tacked onto a franchise for nostalgia

@mahoutsuguy863

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@cybersecurityforcivilians

3 жыл бұрын

"Yep, it's a movie all right!"

The amount of times he says “why would you do that?” And the response is “unclear” is too many times. It makes you wonder how this movie got past the pitch meeting in reality.

@onkelpappkov2666

3 жыл бұрын

Money.

@starseed96

3 жыл бұрын

@@onkelpappkov2666 Coca

@AlanTalker

3 жыл бұрын

Answer : Unclear!

@SirCanuckelhead

3 жыл бұрын

It was rather easy, hardly an inconvenience

@Nevenblue

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirCanuckelhead it's "barely", BARELY!!

The archaeologist dude losing it after not seeing an Engineer but having all kinds of evidence of their presence killed the inner archaeologist in me lol.

That movie should really have been called "Alien: Unclear"

@sirius4k

3 жыл бұрын

naaah.. Alien: It's Something.

@femtoservants

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, the movie ask many questions and refuse to answer most of them, great writing 101.... it reminds me of JJ abrams mystery box.

@badrequest5596

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirius4k that's too long. Alien: Something

@aMartianSpy

3 жыл бұрын

@@femtoservants so true

@boilingsnowwater2121

3 жыл бұрын

Making life is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"Is there gonna be a big reveal later?" "No" -this movie in 10 words or less

@NomTom

3 жыл бұрын

the movie wasn’t even worth counting the words

@TheMyrmo

3 жыл бұрын

@@NomTom I counted them anyway. It was as advertised.

@LyraLyraPantsOnFyra

3 жыл бұрын

New catchphrase!

@Only1Jabstab

3 жыл бұрын

I had to watch it twice cause I thought I was missing something.

@Abraksas112

3 жыл бұрын

@@Only1Jabstab so, did you miss something? :D

2:36 "David's just kinda doin stuff" Glad it wasn't just me who didn't understand what the hell this character's motivations were supposed to be.

@helloidharbl6753

28 күн бұрын

One of the writers watched Alien while high way back in college and thought 'Hey so like what if we like make the synthetic human go evil"

@devidia

25 күн бұрын

It's kinda obvious he's seeking his makers approval. Did you even watch the movie?

@KneelB4Bacon

17 күн бұрын

This. Just because an android does evil stuff in one movie doesn't make it a meme that you HAVE to repeat.

"So, you've got an alien movie for me?" "Yes, sir, I kind of do." That's by far the best summary for this movie

"He was looking for a massive scientific breakthrough and all he got was a massive scientific breakthrough." - made me chuckle

@JackDManheim

3 жыл бұрын

Hate it when that happens.

@brucebaker810

3 жыл бұрын

My parents went to Princeton. And all I got was this crummy massive scientific breakthrough.

@courtney-ray

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@synthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

"ugh, I didn't find exactly what I wanted. I just found dead aliens. phooey!"

@darthbetraikas2664

3 жыл бұрын

@Chuck Haggert yes. and he took all of one-half of a day's research to jump to that incorrect conclusion.

It always bugged me that the guy who makes the maps is one of the ones who got lost, and the guy who specialised in living organisms didn't recognize obviously threatening behaviour.

@ACTlVISION

3 жыл бұрын

this is because ridley scott literally does not understand science, or fiction

@gst013

3 жыл бұрын

This movie really felt as though it should have been a good movie, but...

@FonWin

3 жыл бұрын

It bugged me that in the months that the ship was approaching the planet that NOBODY did a weather survey/gas survey/scientific survey of any type whatsoever.

@ReyesdeMadrid

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the mapper was high and that is why he got lost and made poor decisions. Recall the lines: "Is that tobacco in your respirator?" "Sure. Tobacco." (Sarcastically implying it is not tobacco)

@neuxell

3 жыл бұрын

@Ben Dover based

2:26 _"And meanwhile on the ship, Charlie is all sad and depressed, now."_ _"Oh, how come?"_ _"Because he was looking for a massive scientific breakthrough and all he got was a massive scientific breakthrough."_ lol.

@kewltricks

3 жыл бұрын

I too, saw this in the video.

@talphazero1036

3 жыл бұрын

@@kewltricks Quite interesting🤔. I'll se if I do too🧐

@talphazero1036

3 жыл бұрын

Not like it's a common joke to reuse jokes from the video and slap something else on it to garner a laugh, entice us to listen to it again for additional insight, and a plethora of other valid reasons that can make it both annoying and useful😐

@KneelB4Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

@@talphazero1036 It's a valid criticism because Charlie's motivation makes no sense. He's all sad and depressed because . . . . why, exactly? This is a huge discovery. What they've found will keep Earth scientists busy for decades.

@johngr1747

2 жыл бұрын

"wat?"

There was actually a scene of a young Guy Pearce on a 2020-something TED talk show, which was the only good thing in the movie so of course it’s only natural to delete it.

@mukiex4413

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly wish this comment wasn't so far down.

@Milaaq302

2 жыл бұрын

it was part of the viral marketing load. Will definitely be on youtube somewhere.

@Julia-lk8jn

2 жыл бұрын

@@Milaaq302 It is, I found it looking for missing scenes to Covenant (the prequel-sequel, or so). It's frighteningly good.

@charlie-obrien

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was so cool......back when Ted talks were a thing.

@TheDisturbedKiwi

Жыл бұрын

@@charlie-obrien They still are a thing.

The twist of them being identical 3rd cousins was way more shocking than any of the twists in Prometheus.

@LordVulcan93

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong.

@Yakshimara

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, identical? They're wearing different shirts and one of them even has glasses! I don't know how much less identical you can get than that!

@patrickm.4754

3 жыл бұрын

I reckon that's the point of it.

@glacieractivity

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention way more sensible than anything happening in Prometheus. Identical third 3rd cousins - absolutely.

@SebastianMikulec

3 жыл бұрын

Identical!? But Writer Guy wears glasses.

"So you say, the geologist gets lost in a cave?" - "He does, sir!" - "The one he just mapped with his cool mapping equipment?" - "One and the same!" - "And the biologist is scared of a dead alien body?" - "He basically runs away screaming!" - "But he tries to pet an unknown alien organism, because it looks cute?" - "Alive and cute, like a cobra!" - "It resembles a dangerous, venomous snake?" - "In total attack mode!" - "A very uneducated biologist." - "He dies." - "That is the crew for the trillion dollar expedition?" - "The best money can buy." - "Wow, wow, wow.... wow."

@anandukk9783

3 жыл бұрын

.

@chrisperrien7055

3 жыл бұрын

says it all, about this movie. A bunch of high school characters from a slasher movie, would have made a smarter space-ship crew

@andrewwashere82

3 жыл бұрын

That last part had me rolling... The mission itself and the fancy useless mapping gadgets must've costed so much that all they could afford was the uneducated scientists.

@xen0bia

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted this movie to be good so badly, but by the end of it I was so f*cking angry at how awful it was. You had the coolest idea from Alien to exploit, it hued so much potential, and it was all squandered... How can you setup so many things and not pay off anything at all?! It should have been called Blue Balls: The Movie. And yeah, how to discredit and destroy you're movie in 5 seconds: Write your characters a certain way, then 5 minutes later have them behave completely contradictary to how you wrote them as. A five years old could write more consistant characters! Come on! And don't get me started on the pitiful Alien Covenant... That movie should have be called How to Get Yourself Killed in an Horror Movie: The movie...

@LucyWest370

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisperrien7055 yeah at least they bring flash lights

"oh it's something, I'm almost sure of it." Yeah... that sums it up nicely.

"So did they all have to die?" "No it's because the movie is almost over and you know, may as well." LOL LOL LOL

"Unclear" is probably the most accurate description of this movie ever.

@shaumikp1

3 жыл бұрын

i actually enjoyed that part of it because it left us to speculate and left us with more questions

@jd-kf5dy

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaumikp1 I know I'm a minority here, but I really enjoyed this movie despite its flaws, and I've watched it multiple times since it was released and it still holds up in my opinion.

@darioinfini

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been a more honest title.

@IlGrandeMagazzi

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaumikp1 u do not speculate on plot holes, u make fun of them

@pablocastaner1933

3 жыл бұрын

@@shaumikp1 Having some room for speculation is nice, but the movie should at the very least provide some solid foundation to build from. With Prometheus is more like coming up with your own story from the ground and then trying to fit the "argument".

"They're the worse scientists you can imagine" Alien Covenant Scientists: "Hold my beer...."

@dinocha0s

3 жыл бұрын

Visions returning of when they are Literally taking off helmets on an alien planet and then get alien spores in their faces.... why god why

@camerabox1

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.m.w.5064 wow wow wow

@cjcampbell4799

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.m.w.5064 oh taking off your helmet in an unknown alien world so the movie can happen is TIGHT!

@emberpowertcg7692

3 жыл бұрын

apparently theirs some novel explains that they were picked by the head of security or something because he didn't want any smart people that could ...threaten his position?! im not sure i just read it on the trivia

@Schlaym

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinocha0s 'I also have to make sure you get quarantined and I don't... After I got sprayed with blood'

Ryan George is a national treasure. These videos are so consistently hilarious.

@Xetelian

9 ай бұрын

I'm rewatching them all and having a blast again.

3:38 biggest twist with more logical implications in filming history

This actually helped me understand that it wasn’t me being distracted- the movie really was this senseless. So thank you for that.

@NecropsY1

3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone who made the movie was drunk or it was a massive prank

@ethanlappin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I really expected it to be better, if not for the alien at the end you'd be forgiven for having no clue this was meant to be a prequel

@petitio_principii

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, Mad Max fury road's script was supposed to be for Prometheus and vice-versa, but Charlize Theron got them mixed and they just run with them replaced anyway.

@phlipclip5097

3 жыл бұрын

It helped me too, last time they posted it...and the other time they reposted it.

@Carewolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@NecropsY1 No, they were just kind of shity at their job. Hence the behavior of the self-insert scientist guys.

“So it’s gonna be like a big reveal later?” “No” This whole movie. 😶

@dreamlandnightmare

3 жыл бұрын

I've rarely seen a movie that acts like it has so much to say, but barely says anything.

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

"So that the movie can happen." Also this whole movie.

@OfficiallyMaidenless

3 жыл бұрын

I mean......covenant clearly answered the question of the black goo

@wofmanpt18

3 жыл бұрын

Search for videos explaining it, there are interesting theories.

@jayluck8047

2 жыл бұрын

@@wofmanpt18 - Was one of them mislabeled, “The Secret of the Ooze”? Asking for a former employee of CRS.

4:42 PROMETHEUS school of running away from things 🤣

@Captain-Cardboard

2 жыл бұрын

Was gonna make the same comment myself!

They sure are bad at running away from things *Ding Writer: What was that? Producer: I don't know

@hansolo235

Жыл бұрын

Well ok then.

Is the 3rd cousin thing canon now? I NEED TO KNOW

@christianhardtofind6349

3 жыл бұрын

There is 0 continuity in these videos as far as I can tell.

@hassathunter2464

3 жыл бұрын

"Unclear"

@abduljah9355

3 жыл бұрын

I think in the original manga the executive just got surgery to look like the screenwriter. The third cousin thing is just something they added for the video

@CodyCzar1

3 жыл бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 "Fair enough"

@Woozlewuzzleable

3 жыл бұрын

Super easy, barely an inconvenience..........never mind, that doesn't really work here.

Well now we know why the screenwriter keeps getting his scripts made. Nepotism is TIGHT!

@ronin1648

3 жыл бұрын

3rd cousins are tight!!

@chimpinaneckbrace

3 жыл бұрын

@@ronin1648 Eww

@southpark645

3 жыл бұрын

This is actually pretty accurate when it comes to Hollywood too lol

@thekiss2083

3 жыл бұрын

It certainly is.

@denniswithers3582

3 жыл бұрын

Where's the link to when he says it??? Someone make it happen

Ah, the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things... Good times.

@isaact.5136

Жыл бұрын

A fellow cinemasins enjoyer

@kepcar

Жыл бұрын

That's the thing from that video series! yeahyeahyeah! :D

Just watched the movie with Ryan’s alongside to help me understand what the hell the movie was. He didn’t disappoint. It’s probably the most professionally made bag of crap ever.

"IT'S ALL CONNECTED!" "Sure..." Hollywood in a nutshell this decade.

@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951

3 жыл бұрын

DC: we need to take notes

@shravanpoojary2904

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottjohnnyhelgemoaune2951 WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

@Langkowski

Жыл бұрын

Like the characters in Lost, except it was never leading to anything

"Unclear" "So there's going to be a big reveal later?" "No" 😂

@BoserPSN

3 жыл бұрын

I love how it shows two of your comments with exactly 6min between them. So I’m just here to let you know!

@adampeel6161

3 жыл бұрын

Prometheus in a nutshell

@melonman4260

3 жыл бұрын

That could be a new catchphrase for pitch meeting

What is really sad, is that Prometheus could have been a good film if the writing and characters were not so awful....the music was there, the cinematic elements were great. I think Ridley tried to re-create the Alien "feel" (a sense of the mysterious unknown which fills the imagination) but he did it so badly, showing so many meaningless things that have no logic or possible answers.

@kyliefan7

Ай бұрын

Sad thing is they took out all the filmed scenes that made the movie better and make more sense!!! There were like 30 scenes cut from the movie.

@mojebi3804

25 күн бұрын

So it could have been good if it wasn't bad. Gotcha.

@panostsak

24 күн бұрын

@@mojebi3804 indeed, with some alterations.

3:00 Wow wow woo what? Ugh... That one made me chuckle

Didn’t know I needed a “prometheus school of running away from things “ origin story.

@BrianHartman

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy from CinemaSins demanded it. :)

@Maerahn

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think The Ariana Grande School of Diction is just across the road from it.

@Abelhawk

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I finally understand now!

@pickledjellybean5016

3 жыл бұрын

I've always been so confused about what this meant. This is the origin story I needed

@chibichibi51

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!

"Why'd he do that?" "Oh, now that you mention it, I don't--I don't know." Literally describes the entire decision-making process of every character in this movie and Alien: Covenant.

@jiado6893

3 жыл бұрын

Covenant is even more head-scratching.

@jmchez

3 жыл бұрын

The script was written during an 8 hour bender powered by vodka, whiskey and LSD. It made sense in the guy's head, at the time. How it made sense to producers and director (Ridley Scott!) is anybody's guess.

@carleeelizabeth

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmchez ridley scott just didn't want neil blomkamp playing with his toys.

@onastick2411

11 күн бұрын

I always thought the designers of the ship should have put a small door in it, as well as the huge loading bay door, must have been the guys who designed the Dark Star.

4:42! "Oh very bad at running away from things!" I got all giddy when I heard that. ☺😆

As a huge fan of the Alien movies (the first 4) and also the books I was looking forward to this. I saw this in theaters. I've never been more disappointed in a movie. All the movie needed to do was: -Have Humanity encounter Engineer tech -Find a planet they 'cleansed" with the Xenomorph -Humans exploring it find things and die That's it. That was all that needed to happen.

"why didnt this movie make any sense?" "unclear".

@Menaceblue3

3 жыл бұрын

That works!

@shoqmaxthefirst4640

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, unclear things are tight!

@MiniLemmy

3 жыл бұрын

I need you to get ALL the way off of my back about movies that don’t make sense....

@JackDManheim

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniLemmy well let me go ahead and get off that thing.

@LuisSierra42

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow

"well what is she going to eat" "that's an off-screen problem." could not stop laughing.

@wellstang3204

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently something recognized since colonial times isn't a thing. You know ships on the sea need food and water 😅

@marliesplays

2 жыл бұрын

I thought about this the second i saw that scene back then lmao

@Rubiecat

2 жыл бұрын

@@wellstang3204 people have known that they needed food and water on boats since before colonial times... i'm not sure why you mentioned them

@zagreus5773

Жыл бұрын

​@@Rubiecat Because Americans think that history started with their founding, ie. during the colonial times.

@ronaldbell7429

5 ай бұрын

@@zagreus5773It's just a common idiom. (1) the OP didn't say what you impute, (2) there are other colonies besides those in America, (3) America has more countries than USA, but you seem not to realize it, and (4) Americans don't believe that nonsense, it's just a strawman that people who hate us like to tell each other to rationalize their hatred. But it's interesting you needed to get so triggered about it. That kind of resentment often arises as a result of an inferiority complex.

**Third cousin?** I don't need sleep I need answers now.

'I don't know' and how it's delivered makes me laugh every time

Third cousins? The Ryanverse has been blown wide open.

@johnyossarian1135

3 жыл бұрын

You should see the close relatives, the valley is uncanny

@realBlueMoonMusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnyossarian1135 No wonder one has glasses

@rivendell13

3 жыл бұрын

This changes everything!

@alfredosantana1216

3 жыл бұрын

We need a Mars-Attacks pitch meeting.

@alike03

3 жыл бұрын

This changes everything. Now we can't ship them. Except if they're from Alabama.

The only lasting effect this film gave us is the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, so I guess thats something

@Joseph-cm9og

3 жыл бұрын

And that amazing soundtrack

@SherbetAlex

3 жыл бұрын

*ding*

@MiniLemmy

3 жыл бұрын

CinemaSins is TIGHT!!

@Joseph-cm9og

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniLemmy I prefer wins

@DanielRichards644

3 жыл бұрын

@@MiniLemmy CinemaSins WAS Tight, but then they went WOKE

"Wow, wow, wow, w-ughh" LOL 😆 Ryan George is pretty much the only thing outside of cute animal videos that keep the lights on at KZread HQ

For me, part of the horror of the original Alien was that there were so many questions: what were they? Where did they come from? But the scary part was that the universe is so vast, so old, so much more immense than humanity can ever be, that it doesn't care about our questions. We don't deserve answers because, ultimately, in the face of the black, cold, ageless cosmos, we are insignificant. And there are beings out there utterly beyond our comprehension, to which we are just food. The new batch of movies took that totally away, and made it all about *us.* Like, humans have this special place in the scheme of the universe. I really feel that completely diminished the Aliens' power.

@allnamestakenlol

4 ай бұрын

Well said, and I agree %100.

@EnjoySackLunch

4 ай бұрын

Great comment

@richardhunter132

Ай бұрын

I felt like Ridley Scott was saying it was all about him, rather than all the other creators who could justly lay claim to the Alien legend: Dan O'Bannon, H.R. Giger, James Cameron etc.

-"So you have a aliens movie for me?" -"No sir i do" -"Wut?" -"Exactly sir"

@FGuilt

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@sindri1447

3 жыл бұрын

"Yesn't"

@luminoustorus548

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir I don’t

Welcome to the Prometheus school of running away.

@bobbyfeet2240

3 жыл бұрын

I heard a tiny "ding" when you said that. Amazing.

@muffintrader

3 жыл бұрын

from things.

@Detective_L

3 жыл бұрын

Referencing other KZreadrs is tight! I thought the same thing

@Tomsfilipsons

3 жыл бұрын

It's cool how you guys make this oblique reference and knowingly nod without having to name it, as wisened old fishermen in the Sea of KZread. ITS CINEMASINS, I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!

@Arcessitor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tomsfilipsons And yet, all but one failed to notice that he didn't even get his reference right. How hard is it to reference things? Super easy, barely.

“Oh so it’s gonna be like a big reveal later?” “No.” Surprised this hasn’t made it into more pitch meetings lol

I have a clear childhood memory of Prometheus. I came to see it with my best friend while in high school. We were both geeks and very fond of science fiction... him even more than me ! Short story short, Prometheus is the first time that I saw a really bad movie live. Sadly, it was not the last.

The amount of questions producer guy asks makes me sometimes question his love for money.

@antiochus87

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's the only thing that makes this unrealistic. In reality it would go more like... "So you have a sequel, prequel or spinoff for me?" "Sir sir, I do-" "Boom! Here's your check, money ain't tight!" And then producer guy would snort a line of coke off some poor actress trying to get her break in Hollywood.

@VainerCactus0

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he gave up on wanting to buy Canada?

@mematron

3 жыл бұрын

@@antiochus87 Sometimes is TIGHT

@thurin84

3 жыл бұрын

its all an elaborate ruse.......

@randomuser5237

3 жыл бұрын

Observable Observer That's literally the joke. Unlike the average Hollywood producer, this one is knowledgeable and asks pointed questions. But he really doesn't care about any of the answers that the screenwriter guy provides. Hence he uses phrases like "that works", "fair enough", "let me get off that thing" (SG's back). He'll approve anything as long as he sees commercial value. This pitch meeting is basically an amusement for him.

“Oh its something, im almost sure of it”. The best description yet.

@terhazza

3 жыл бұрын

Is it gonna be a big reveal later?

@lucaswold5327

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why. But I love that line

@inuktittussen2164

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucaswold5327 yes.

@garrettlowell7637

Жыл бұрын

Probably the nicest way anybody has ever described a looming box office catastrophe.

What suddenly occurs to me is how perfectly you are able to portray 2 really different characters consistently. Great acting dude...dudes? There is only one of you...right?

"And what's the black goo?" "Unclear!" Awesome!

"The Prometheus School of Running Away from Things"

@JanetDax

3 жыл бұрын

Prometheus School of Running Away from Things is tight.

@robertmcginty4146

3 жыл бұрын

Royalties are due.

@jasonringhofer7961

3 жыл бұрын

I realized when she was running away from the spaceship that this movie was Prometheus, Huh neat

@BlandoGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Haha beat me to it.

@LPChipi

3 жыл бұрын

Ding!

"They think aliens are cute now so they die." I hate it when that happens.

@johnyossarian1135

3 жыл бұрын

It's happened to me twice now

@garysuarez9614

3 жыл бұрын

Like...EVERY time.

@jakeapplegate6642

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the biggest plot twist in the movie!

@corpsebrigadepowerhouse993

3 жыл бұрын

I tried petting Experiment 626, didn’t end well....

@spursvossi7735

3 жыл бұрын

A story as old as time itself

I love how this simple format never gets old :D

I can't get over how funny and "spot-on" these 'Pitch Meetings' are!!

“He was hoping for a massive scientific breakthrough but all he got was a massive scientific breakthrough.” I have always thought that.

@cobratom

3 жыл бұрын

not only that, but he didnt even know for sure yet that the aliens were all dead. He went all pouty the moment they entered orbit and ONLY discovered the first physical proof of alien life, which will have been one of the most important discoveries in human history. But yeah, total bummer

@Alrold

3 жыл бұрын

and he totally had seen David punting a finger in his drink and literally just takes it

The third cousin reveal was the biggest twist in cinema history. It changes everything!

@Redmenace96

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Pepsi Twist!

@thewildernessofmirrors3045

2 жыл бұрын

It explains how the talentless hack still has a job

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

The cousin reveal was not the twist, the twist was that the cousin reveal WAS the twist!

@the-engneer

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewildernessofmirrors3045 who are you talking about?

@johnpoole3871

Жыл бұрын

It was well foreshadowed by them looking exactly the same.

While referencing his catchphrases are super easy, barely an inconvenience, my personal favorite is "wow wow wow". It's underrated. I just think wow wow wow is tight!

"Oh like in Alien! It's all connected!" "Sure.."

"Oh so they all have to die then?" "Not really, but it's the end of the movie so might as well." lmaooooooo

"Terrifying genital space cobra" about sums up the whole picture.

@riptidemonzarc3103

3 жыл бұрын

Read this 0.45 seconds before it came up in the video

@lukerichardson2404

3 жыл бұрын

@@riptidemonzarc3103 Why were you reading instead of watching the video?

@snukastyle

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up Giger's art.

@froggybug

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I like when the producer guy interrupts the pitch guy with something important and the pitch guy just ignores it and moves on. “Oh, for a reveal later?” “No.”

“What is she going to eat?”, was my first, and then constant thought, the first time I watched the film and got to that scene. I liked that they were going exploring and looking for engineers. But I also could not get beyond that.

"Is it a sequel, prequel, or reboot?" "Yeah"

@zxs4113

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaa yes

@Nicholasjurgens

3 жыл бұрын

Simpson’s Movie pitch meeting

@KrumpetKingz

3 жыл бұрын

It's... Something

@nicmartin1806

3 жыл бұрын

I feel reboot is the most accurate?

@MatiZ815

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicmartin1806 No. It's a prequel. Simple as that. I don't understand that part of the video.

Prometheus: the movie you make when you don’t have an idea and just don’t want anyone else touching your franchise

@CWargh63

3 жыл бұрын

After many directors have done ALL the touching...only one of them good.

@xo4812

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Aliens 2

@SoulSoundMuisc

3 жыл бұрын

... by driving said franchise into a bus full of nuns, an orphanage, a petting zoo and off a cliff that is conveniently above the heart of an active volcano. Yup. Seems to be about what happened, yeah.

@dawnmayflower4422

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoulSoundMuisc 🤣😂🤣😂👏🏻

@purpledragon1945

3 жыл бұрын

@Balance of The hill not a worthy price to pay for a bad movie

2:40 "But also he's just kinda doin stuff" unironically a great villain cuz his motives are just unhinged curiosity

This movie is another example of characters being as intelligent as the people writing them.

“I feel like making some type of Alien movie again I decided.” - Ridley Scott

@JayCeePea

3 жыл бұрын

Scott: So, this time, I want to make an android trilogy that's based in the Aliens universe. You know, like an Alien/Blade Runner crossover, but not really. Investors: Uh... no. Who's going to watch an alien movie without the aliens? I mean, that's the whole schtick of the Alien franchise. Scott: Oh. Okay. Cool. Cool. So, how about instead I make another alien movie? Investors: Excellent! Tell us more! Scott: It's gonna have three parts, and an android will play a big role in all three.

@chimpinaneckbrace

3 жыл бұрын

Is making another one of these movies without even the hint of coherent story going to be difficult?

@davidbrill6838

3 жыл бұрын

@@chimpinaneckbrace No, super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@LuisSierra42

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayCeePea Bamboozling investors is TIGHT!!

@nicolavincenzo7927

3 жыл бұрын

They never revealed what the space jockeys were before this. This wasnt a cash grab, it was an inevitable story that had to be told.

"Are we doing flashbacks of him young or something?" "Not even, no."

@H3llb0und

3 жыл бұрын

Actually... 🤓 We do see Weiland younger on that 2023 TED talk. I know it's not technically in the movie...

@demizson576

3 жыл бұрын

Also... I haven't seen Covenant, but I heard that Guy pearce reprises his role as Weyland (it's flashback so he's allowed to be young this time)

@clit_niblr0375

3 жыл бұрын

@@H3llb0und - Yes, you're right. There are several deleted scenes. All together I think they add up to approx. 20+ extra minutes of scenes that explains A LOT. Wish those scenes were kept in the final edit of the film because they do explain more on the character backgrounds and add extra information on the Engineers and other plot points.

@benvoliothefirst

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this is going to be a trend, casting hip 20-somethings as every old character just so they can reuse them for prequels. Ugh.

@algalkin

3 жыл бұрын

@@benvoliothefirst He was 40+ in the movie though

My favurite bit in this extraordinary film is when she has a giant writhing monster literally ripped out of her womb by a fairground claw machine, grabs what appears to be a staple gun and staples her belly back together, gets up and immediately SPRINTS down a corridor.

The condescending "sure" after the "it's all connected" is the best.

"Twists that dont do anything are...TIGHT" *love it.*

@KneelB4Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's the awful way that Lindelof writes.

@hoyofan533

3 жыл бұрын

just like the twists on We can be Heroes

@geonerd

3 жыл бұрын

@@KneelB4Bacon The dude is a disaster!

Oh, _very_ bad at running away from things! She shouldn’t have gone to the school where she learned that.

@viveklama9968

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the infamous "Prometheus school of running away from things", love it

@jochemraben4473

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to say exactly this!

@ItsTheGuy77

3 жыл бұрын

*ding*

@pkmntrainermark8881

3 жыл бұрын

CinemaSins references are tight.

@ashleytuchin7693

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering whether he'd find a way to reference that.😆

Bravo! Spot on. Still can't understand how anyone can watch this movie and ignore everything that senselessly happens. I knew the moment they took off their helmets, without any thought of an alien airborne virus lurking around that the movie was going to be trash. Nope, actually it was when it was revealed that they didn't even know what type of mission they had signed up for. Like, this isn't a military operation, who would do such a foolish thing?

@andrewturner7128

10 ай бұрын

And then I knew again when I realised that they'd confused Carbon Monoxide and Carbon Dioxide and either not one person involved in the production noticed or they were all too scared to say anything.

Man, you are hitting home run after home run. Keep up the good work.

"They all went to the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things?" "The Prometheus School of Running Away from Things is TIGHT."

@thehellhoundsarehere6744

3 жыл бұрын

Rickon went to the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.

@hoshbrown41

3 жыл бұрын

* DING *

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually a Hollywood tradition.

@Carabas72

3 жыл бұрын

@ Probably a real life tradition as well.

"Oh very bad at running away from things" There's a school for that.

@alexanderkurz1603

3 жыл бұрын

is it a french school? do they teach parkour? the martial art of running away :D

@jimmym3352

3 жыл бұрын

ding

@esquilax5563

3 жыл бұрын

It's like all KZread channels exist in the same universe

@seantds619

3 жыл бұрын

@Renaldo Matadeen Black Widow graduated in 2012

@stupidandboot4507

3 жыл бұрын

"The Prometheus School of Running Away"

"I can't be expected to make the script follow the rules that I myself made up" is such a great descriptor of so many movies

4:29 ah yes the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things 😂

Sometimes I watch a movie that I enjoy so much I don’t really notice fallacies or inconsistencies. This is not one of those movies.

@flatebo1

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a movie you enjoy solely because of its fallacies and inconsistences?

@agonleed3841

3 жыл бұрын

@@flatebo1 actually for me, this is true. I grew up enjoying aliens. I was hoping this wouldn't be SO detailed to ruin it. Prometheus such also. They were so crazy awkward that it became it's own movie. I didnt even really think about the connection. So I was able to enjoy jt

@utkarsh5138

3 жыл бұрын

@@agonleed3841 agreed

@Junebug89

3 жыл бұрын

I can honestly do it for most movies, but this one I couldn't. I just couldn't.

"We are talking prequel, sequel, spinoff?" - "Oh it's something, l´m almost sure of it" *Killed me*

@tturi2

3 жыл бұрын

Killed the franchise too

This video made more sense than the actual movie!!!

"What's Elizabeth gonna eat?" i lost it

"Isn't that right... 3rd cousin?" I don't see it

@exodustimes4266

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i mean one of them has glasses

@darthleon

3 жыл бұрын

Also they're dressed completely different from one another.

@needacuppa1898

3 жыл бұрын

@Bryce idk it explains why producer guy keeps making the movie pitch guy pitches

@_Too_Late

3 жыл бұрын

@@needacuppa1898 Hollywood nepotism. Being the non-identical 3rd cousin of an exec is the only reason he's had more than a hundred terrible movies greenlit

"So, why did we make this movie, like at all?" "Unclear."

@vsratoslava

3 жыл бұрын

Because MONEY

@davincent98

3 жыл бұрын

@@vsratoslava ooooohhhhh, money is TIGHT

@courtney-ray

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, wow, wow...wow

@spongy7426

3 жыл бұрын

We didn’t sir! Nothing really happened.

"This thing is beautiful, I'm gonna touch it!" "What?"

I remember laughing hysterically at the rolling away from the space ship shot in the cinemas. I don't know if anyone else was but I must have seemed like a crazy person. I am so glad I wasn't the only one that found it ridiculous.

@RydarkVoyager

2 жыл бұрын

My eyes rolled so hard at that scene, they almost did a 360, which would've done wonders to my optic nerves to have them twisted up in a bunch.

@neliaferreira9983

Жыл бұрын

I give instant feedback too. And much of the movie was "what?", "but why?", "don't separate from the group!", "don't touch that!", "why is David smiling?", "run to the side omg!".

Plot double twist: They are actually 2nd cousins once removed.

@ThreadBomb

3 жыл бұрын

I don't believe that. Surely there would be some family resemblance in that case.

@timopper5488

3 жыл бұрын

Stop with the spoilers!!

@timopper5488

3 жыл бұрын

@@ScarlettMedia In fact, he did a triple twist while doing the backflip, and not only saved the day but also got perfect 10s from the judges.

@ChadKizzleDixon

3 жыл бұрын

Second cousins are tight

@JackDManheim

3 жыл бұрын

@@timopper5488 Whoops!

“Terrifying Genital Space Cobra” is the most metal-sounding musical concept album (later adapted into an off-Broadway stage production) that doesn’t exist, but should.

@michaellimbeck5671

3 жыл бұрын

Let's make it happen 👏👏👏

@darrenrobinson9041

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaellimbeck5671 I think Spinal Tap workshopped it.

@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@darrenrobinson9041 Yeah they did!

@76reliant

3 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking more of a country line dance, sort of song...

Absolutely bonkers that they didn't cast Lance Henrikson as Weyland.

@blueshit199

16 сағат бұрын

why not Ian Holm, he was an android too

It had stunning special effects though. I really enjoyed the spectacles...

@neliaferreira9983

Жыл бұрын

That it had. They managed to convey the magnitude and weight of the engineer.

These new Alien movies depend on characters having 90s slasher movie levels of lack of common sense to make the plot happen.

@tturi2

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually insulting to an audience in my opinion

@IanCaine4728

3 жыл бұрын

@@tturi2 Yeah, it's so bad. I'd be really curious where it went off the rails. Like, was there pressure from the studio to make it a generic CGI vehicle, or were the writers just that clueless about what made Alien good in the first place?

@tturi2

3 жыл бұрын

@@IanCaine4728 all of those options, like the fan made alien lore is 100x better than the billion dollar bs we get, because the fans are actually passionate about what they are making

@mauroalves317

2 жыл бұрын

@@tturi2 really insulting i feel the same !!ufff!! and there are those who claim its a intellectual movie!!!wow!!!

@OnePiece4ev3r

2 жыл бұрын

Best description I ever heard. The lack of professionalism the characters have is insanee, and we're talking about super trained best-in-the-field types of people

I think it would be awesome to do Classic Film Pitch Meetings, for movies like "Casablanca," "Citizen Kane," etc. He could do them in period clothes, with that Mid-Atlantic dialect, or whatever it's called. Could be fun.

@dougthedesigner

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I’m waiting for the pitch for 2001 :)

@shaun9625

2 жыл бұрын

He’s done this for at least one movie, maybe a few. Watch the one for Dumbo.

@aquamarine99911

2 жыл бұрын

With Smith-Corona typewriters in the background.

@MegaXavi999

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t work very well with good movies

@Julia-lk8jn

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaXavi999 worked just fine with Coraline.

Watched and rewound the "isn't that right, third cousin" part so many times and it just gets funnier. Love him

Do they do Pitch Meetings for videogames? They should do Pitch Meetings for videogames.

It doesn't even matter at this point if I've seen the movie, I'm watching the pitch meeting either way 🤷‍♀️

@Cinnder

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's better to avoid the movie and just watch the Pitch Meeting, as in this case.

@foundhorrificgames.2505

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cinnder congratulations your wrong.

@Dream146

3 жыл бұрын

It was significantly better than the movie.

@corwinduncan7052

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cinnder 100% - saves me a lot of time tbh

@ErwinPommel

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cinnder Seriously. This turd isn't worth anyone's time. Unless maybe they watch it with the sound off. It's beautifully shot.

"Oh it's something, I'm almost sure of it" That might have been the exact phrase uttered when this movie was being made.

I don't know how you continue to make these w/o going insane, but that may have been my favorite yet.

Thats exactly how it happened! It all makes perfect sense now. Thank you so much