"What about Jenny?" "She's PRESENT"

@Yasviele

4 жыл бұрын

existence is tight!!

@christophermanley3602

4 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@kennethwilburn9663

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣🤦🤦🤦

@SunFlowerpowers

4 жыл бұрын

@@doctortrouserpants1387 Right. Because if it wasn't for this commenter quoting what Ryan said in the video I'd be lost right now.

@zbh9268

4 жыл бұрын

Best description of that character that I've ever heard.

"The power to kill a baby." Voldemort: is it possible to learn this power

@gabrieloviedo9265

4 жыл бұрын

Ricky Poon Not from a Wizard.

@NewPaulActs17

4 жыл бұрын

not from a jedi... i mean the u.s. army

@Arkanthrall

4 жыл бұрын

Not from a competent writer.

@jjsouls6986

4 жыл бұрын

Anakin Skywalker made that power

@xr4ti548

4 жыл бұрын

Not from a jedi mummy.

You should sell a shirt that has "wow, wow, wow" on the front, and "wow" on the back.

@rylter

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, yeah, yeah! That pause between the first three wows and the fourth is TIGHT!

@TySama0

4 жыл бұрын

"Yikes and also, wow."

@feathero3

4 жыл бұрын

Id also take "Whoops!" on the front and "Whoopsies" on the back.

@ChandlerHighton

4 жыл бұрын

Literally a second after I read this comment in my mind “Yikes and also wow”

@kevincarballo1

4 жыл бұрын

That would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

“But then through the power of a one night stand...” I think is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever heard

@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

3 жыл бұрын

That line was simply amazing

@phillyphilly__lii5653

3 жыл бұрын

“World-saving one night stands are TIGHT”

@osirissmith5254

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, I laughed hard and realized you made this comment. Hilarious 💀

@hommyrodriguez3280

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow wow..... Wow

@piccalillipit9211

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so much at that.

"the CGI is terrible" "money is TIGHT"

@ot0m0t0

4 жыл бұрын

Totally stealing that joke.

@herosam1390

4 жыл бұрын

ot0m0t0 But stealing jokes is super easy, barely and inconvenience

@alastairdesouza7246

4 жыл бұрын

Are you having money problems?

@mematron

4 жыл бұрын

@@herosam1390 WOW, wow, wow... wow.

@car6697

4 жыл бұрын

@HEROSAM12 YEE YEE YEAH 😁

Monsters ASSEMBLE!! Monster: "No, I don't think I will"

@tomatopersona9451

4 жыл бұрын

monster disassemble

@andygreen3575

4 жыл бұрын

@Him With The Hair no Frankenstein was the scientist, but I see where you were going, good effort.

@andygreen3575

4 жыл бұрын

@Him With The Hair I beg to disagree, most people do not know, but I agree that many people wouldn't care, infact they seem to revel in their ignorance and wear it with pride. Lastly sorry you feel I was being rude, I certainly wasn't, on the contrary. But hey maybe I'm just a monster.

@t.rexking441

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong Monster Cinematic Universe

@lozzar1069

4 жыл бұрын

Frankenstein's monster: eehm!

“And what about Jenny?” “She’s present” “Nice :D”

@darthdestructor927

3 жыл бұрын

oh blacklisting the actress who is actually a good actress when shes giving good source material cause the lead actor and writer are petty that their movie sucked is tight!!!

@akhil6826

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthdestructor927 where do they blacklist the actress?

@darthdestructor927

3 жыл бұрын

@@akhil6826 the writer of this film claimed she was hard to deal with

@akhil6826

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthdestructor927 you said that screenrant was blacklisting the actor, where are they doing that? Not the writer

"Yikes, and also wow" is a phrase I need to start using in my life.

@Novarcharesk

3 жыл бұрын

We have enough cringey internet humour leaking into real life as it is, thanks.

@_newmantube_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Novarcharesk you seem fun

@Novarcharesk

3 жыл бұрын

@@_newmantube_ You know it, bby

@_newmantube_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Novarcharesk 😘

@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband

2 жыл бұрын

I guess that's how that conversation ends.

“So she catches up with them and drowns Jenny” “Oh, VERY rude”

@glassofwater281

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, barely an inconvenience

@ascend3654

4 жыл бұрын

Scrolled here just as he said it. Now I feel important.

@cutiepie120048

4 жыл бұрын

@@ascend3654 same

@hrothgarnogar

4 жыл бұрын

Is this all KZread comments are these days? Just literally transcribing lines from the video everyone just watched?

@ascend3654

4 жыл бұрын

@@hrothgarnogar Clearly not. However since we are all incapable of making friends in the real world these days, we come here for acknowledgment of mutual amusement. And to troll people.

My favorite line in this pitch. Q::"What did he give her the power to do? Ans:: "To kill a sleeping person."

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

And a baby

@elbuenohombre

4 жыл бұрын

So she became the apprentice to Darth Pleagueis the Wise? Ironic.

“Sure that may as well happen” is the energy I’m taking to 2021

@seandegidon4672

3 жыл бұрын

Great interpretation, me too!

@cynthiasmith2459

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! Ive actually been saying that!!

@lacountess

3 жыл бұрын

Yeasterday I heard Starbucks is going to be a drive through all over Canada. Me:

@TechDove

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever something bad happens in my life I have always said this lmao

@boltinabottle6307

2 жыл бұрын

So how did that go?

the “I don’t knows” kill me all. the. time.

@mychannel-lp9iq

3 жыл бұрын

Fair enough!

@MonteKristof

3 жыл бұрын

The "I don't know" are TIGHT!

@darthdestructor927

3 жыл бұрын

@@MonteKristof yea yea yea

@paulolsen2197

2 жыл бұрын

oh that can be fatal!

@Redcell6A

2 жыл бұрын

Don't think I've come across a pitch meeting so far where he actually chuckles when saying it. 4:18

He's just such an agreeable man to himself, self-relationship goals

@sacrilegiousboi

4 жыл бұрын

Unless it's the glass pitch lol

@mayureshphansikar7740

4 жыл бұрын

Self-relationships are tight

@andyskoug1279

3 жыл бұрын

Bro wdym it’s 2 different guys

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone said Pitch Meeting is just played monologue by Ryan George...but some episode we can heard his pitch is higher..and sometime lower..Ryan George is the real Prestige.

@arpitdas4263

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe GAAAAYYYYY

"Yikes and also wow" should be be put on the next Pitch Meeting t-shirt.

@edifiedreader

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it'd be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@ncrawford5673

4 жыл бұрын

@@edifiedreader putting catch phrases on t-shirts are TIGHT

@EweChewBrrr01

4 жыл бұрын

"So you have a new t-shirt for me?" "Yes Sir I do"

@edifiedreader

4 жыл бұрын

@@EweChewBrrr01 "What will the shirt say?" "I don't know." "Fair enough."

@VorpalSpider69

4 жыл бұрын

1SaG facts

You know, I just realized what would've been totally awesome- for the escape scene, instead of having the mummy do an acrobatics routine; maybe they could've made her oodles creepier by emphasizing the whole 'undead' part by having her break her own bones so she could escape from the chains. Would've been a lot more disturbing than the feeling you get when hoping the Ukranian judge knows that a score of '10' is an option.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I get it! 😆 Wow wow wow..wow.

@skepticalbadger

2 жыл бұрын

Great idea. Complete with gross bone-resetting scene when she's free.

@pineapplelocsinctv3510

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wow!!!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

Great idea....but it would probably get an R and no way they'd do that

The Dark Universe is a brilliant idea. They could have started with Dracula: Untold and built up from there. The Mummy, Wolfman, the Creature from the Black Lagoon. All of them having there own movie then bring in Dr. Jekyll or Van Helsing and the team up movie. They could have gone Marvel but instead they went DC.

@i_dont_have_a_name6455

3 жыл бұрын

yeah too bad

@SmashLiXs

3 жыл бұрын

dc is actually doling good financially & critically often too

@MSuriyaPrakaashJL

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmashLiXs DC movies aren't coherent. That's what kaerojse meant

@SmashLiXs

3 жыл бұрын

@@MSuriyaPrakaashJL what do you mean?

@Axle-F

3 жыл бұрын

Spending time and planning resources sounds very hard!

Van Helsing as the leader of monster hunters? That would have been cooler.

@thegreenmage6956

4 жыл бұрын

Aya ya BOONDOCK. SAINTS.

@FullMoonOctober

4 жыл бұрын

@Zoe Kin They even already made Hyde into their Hulk in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so it's not like it wasn't already a thing.

@marclewis5505

4 жыл бұрын

@Zoe Kin Whoopsie.

@elenachristian9860

3 жыл бұрын

Or Alan Quartermain? I feel like someone already did that....

Just once I want them to go: "So I assume doing X was very easy?" "Actually no, it was extremely difficult, very inconvenient" You know, because subverting expectations is tight

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

4 жыл бұрын

Wowowowowowow

@heyitscj7726

4 жыл бұрын

They did in the Man of Steel pitch meeting

@Blomstermark

4 жыл бұрын

Or super easy barely an inconvenience.. No!

@justalurkr

4 жыл бұрын

A movie would have to have something be really difficult first

@LoTech77

4 жыл бұрын

Øyvind Aanderaa , subverting expectations is... loose?

Boss: "Mummies are tight!" Necrophiliac: "Interesting...very Interesting..."

@zachdavis7234

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao very intelligent joke

@gls2501

3 жыл бұрын

@@zachdavis7234 thanks man ;)

@Hawkinszm1

3 жыл бұрын

Yikes and also wow

@Aeroldoth3

2 жыл бұрын

Necrophilia: the desire to crack open a cold one.

@ansonb3952

2 жыл бұрын

Aeroldoth3, I think you mean the desire to open a cold one's crack.. Lol

2:05 min - What about Jenny? - She is PRESENT! Best line 😂😂

"Barely an inconvenience" and "I don't know!" get me every time.

@MsBeccajoy

4 жыл бұрын

"No, I dont think it does."

@tinayemartin6317

4 жыл бұрын

For me its usually"Because" & "Whoops, whoopsie"

@Elias_g1

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is tight !

@raugust152637

4 жыл бұрын

*WOW WOW WOW..........* WOW

@deshaunreid7728

4 жыл бұрын

For real Ryan has a direct line to my funny bone

Ryan is an artist, for he conjures glorious lines like this: "So then she catches up with him and drowns Jenny!" "Oh, very rude."

@1986macbeth

4 жыл бұрын

That's one of the delights of Pitch Meeting: both the screenwriter and the movie exec are basically pretty likable guys.

I've binged watch so much of these I actually started to think that both Ryans are really separate, individual people.

@samleembardo6202

Жыл бұрын

I thought at first they were twin brothers lol

@secondchance6603

Жыл бұрын

Thinking they're separate individual people is super easy, barely an inconvenience!

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

It’s definitely two different people, I mean one of them wears glasses!

@UNIRockLIVE

5 ай бұрын

​@@secondchance6603wow wow wow Wow

"well as long as you had fun with it". It feels like that is something actually said to screen writers sometimes...

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

Robert Rodriguez’s actual excuse for his flop kids movies was something like , but I enjoyed the idea.

If it’s called “The Mummy” and doesn’t include Brendan Fraser then it shouldn’t be made.

@RageUnchained

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if it has Tom cruise

@cosmicmcmoon5773

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Karloff?

@dotesnstuff6332

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt know this movie even existed

@aesinam

4 жыл бұрын

@@dotesnstuff6332 it's horrible. You should be happy you didn't know about it

@IsaacWolfOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@aesinam I'm sorry but what the heeeeeck are you saying? This was the best monster movie I've seen since the OG mummy with Brendan Fraser. This movie even had a call-back to that movie when the book of the dead falls off and it's up on the screen as a nice nod for a second.

Watching a pitch meeting for a movie I’ve never watched is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@sparky4878

4 жыл бұрын

@Tuxedobird, you’re lucky. I watched this. At the cinema. I can confirm it was an inconvenience.

@tuxedobird

4 жыл бұрын

Sparky Honestly, all movies are an inconvenience when Ryan can just explain them for us.

@sparky4878

4 жыл бұрын

Tuxedobird, indeed. If can you watch a film instead of waste hours reading a book then can watch a Pitch Meeting instead of waste two hours on the film. Book to film to pitch meeting, I wonder what the net time saving is.

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparky4878 or you can just read the comments of the video instead of actually watching it

I told my wife: "Mommyfication is how Mommies are made." she was not amused.

@ressljs

3 жыл бұрын

That's like the best dad joke ever. I can't believe she didn't see your genius.

@eyallev

3 жыл бұрын

recipe books should replace "cream pie" with "mummification" ... thank you, thank you ... I'll be here all week

@heinrichcook4686

3 жыл бұрын

"Mommys are tight"

@wildone8397

3 жыл бұрын

*Mummies

@championboy4782

3 жыл бұрын

Both

“The Mummy” 1999 would be a hilarious throw back pitch meeting! 😂

What about Jenny? She's present. That was literally the extent of Annabelle Wallis's role!

@johnnyskinwalker4095

4 жыл бұрын

on the other hand, I liked to see her

@davidgreen5099

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyskinwalker4095 and that's really all that matters.

@johnnyskinwalker4095

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidgreen5099 exactly

@JakkFrost1

4 жыл бұрын

Except for the part where she tried to elicit sympathy with the evil creature from the audience, because it was, you know, a woman. Didn't matter what evil things she'd done _before_ becoming the mummy.

@desmondsolomon2809

4 жыл бұрын

Bad writing. I feel like a lot writers put women in a story and are like “done my good deed”. How about make her integral to the plot rather than just putting her in there. It possibly can’t be that hard to just write a subplot with her in it that supports the main plot.

I saw the movie, and I completely forgot almost all of this. I can still remember most of the Brendan Fraser MUMMY from two decades ago, but not this one.

@CigarDoug

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't until I saw Tom Cruise twice in this video I said, "Oh, right, they made a different one".

"Maybe. I don't know. I'm just kind of doing stuff." That explains so many movies.

"What about Jenny?" "She's PRESENT" "Nice!"

"So anyway, then Nick gets cursed and also Sergeant Vail gets cursed." "What about Jenny?" "She's present." "Nice."

I wish there was a notification Bell only for the Pitch Meetings

@mmariankaa

4 жыл бұрын

HNTR L yeah yeah yeah! KZread should definitely give us that option!

@shirtless_kirk

4 жыл бұрын

it would be Super Easy, barely an inconvenience!

@poisonedyoyo

4 жыл бұрын

Or you could like, go to Screen Rants only on SATURDAYS because that's when they are posted, this isn't rocket science.

@kaebeelee

4 жыл бұрын

Just save the playlist

@charlierashi100

4 жыл бұрын

HNTR L, just save the playlist to your library.

"So Nick gets cursed and Sergeant Vale gets cursed!" "Oh and what happens to Jenny?" "She's present."

I love the way that he laughs at 4:18 when he says 'I don't know!'. Kind of like 'Why in the world would I know that?' Classic!

@monroefarmer09

Жыл бұрын

To this point, I'm not sure I've ever seen him laugh. In dozens and dozens of hours of entertainment.

"The power of one night stand" The quote of the year

@claudiajeanpierre3098

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@CigarDoug

2 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming the movie plays up the idea he's in love with Jenny or something?

My favorite part is when Russel Crowe (55 years old) tells Tom Cruise (2 years older than Crowe irl) "That’s why she needs you, a younger man".

@eltonjohntubola3212

4 жыл бұрын

How is that possible? Is it Botox?

@AdrianCelsiusTepes

4 жыл бұрын

@@eltonjohntubola3212 or maybe following scientology ?

@Ceares

4 жыл бұрын

@@eltonjohntubola3212 being a drunk ages you. Russell Crowe looks like an obnoxious drunk uncle because he is.

@drpollo6001

3 жыл бұрын

Tom looks way younger though. It may be plastic surgery, but I suspect Scientology magic

@contactohn7982

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Cruise's skin is tight!

"I, Robot" pitch meeting. I enjoy the movie but I still think it would be funny.

@jacknapier8201

4 жыл бұрын

"So, you have an Issac Asimov adaptation for me?" "No." "But you said you had an I, Robot script for me." "Oh, no I just called it that it doesn't really have anything to do with the book."

@Conservative4

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacknapier8201 "Well I feel like people are going to be disappointed. They need things to stay at least a little familiar." "Oh, good point. I'm sure we can just, sort of, name-drop some characters." "That'll work. How about, uh... Dr. Susan Calvin?" "I have just the place for her. Is she hot?" "She is now!"

@David_Last_Name

3 жыл бұрын

"So you have a shoe commercial for me?" "Yes sir I do, but I'm going to disguise it as a movie called I Robot" "What do robots have to do with shoes?" "I don't know" "Fair enough"

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

It was an ok movie but was nothing like Assimov’s books like they advertised. When movies sucker in audiences I don’t think they should get respect.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

By which I mean that’s a good pitch meeting idea.

2:57 Wow, wow, wow... ... ... ... wow Delayed wows are tight!

@reganwolf4405

3 жыл бұрын

🤣👌🏼

@bait5257

2 жыл бұрын

Like your mom

"World-saving one-night-stands are TIGHT!" I just wanted to read that again.

@ChosenTripster01

3 жыл бұрын

Yea Yea Yeah

@septicmoma

3 жыл бұрын

Yea yea yeah

@JanZizkaMetal

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, wow, wow Wow

@stevenfriedman2902

3 жыл бұрын

Was it difficult to read that?

@adama9300

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"Maybe, I don't know, I'm just doing stuff" "Well as long as you had fun with it"

"World-saving one-night-stands are TIGHT!" Me: Dead. 😂

"yikes and also wow" 😂

4:18 The funniest “I DON’T know” I’ve ever heard.

@lupomena

4 жыл бұрын

Nirawit Karnjanasomwong I know lmao the little laugh

@dhrgkbqxtjr2743

4 жыл бұрын

So funny even he laughed while saying it 😂

I'd love to see a pitch meeting for Donnie Darko. Just trying to explain the plot of that movie to a producer.

@williamnibarger413

4 жыл бұрын

This is actually a great idea and I'm going to comment something similar. I hope he does this.

@hermitcard4494

4 жыл бұрын

Let's do it!

"So, you have a sequence of recorded events that roughly resemble, and can i suppose legally be called, a movie for me?

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

Every James Bond and Star Trek movie ever.

I had completely forgotten this movie until about 3/4 through this episode. Was wondering why Brendan Frasier wasn't running around if we are talking and the mummy.

I like how scandalized the "I don't know"s are in this one, haha. He doesn't know, damn it, leave him alone! 😄

@tranquilrabies

4 жыл бұрын

I really felt like the producer guy needed to ease alllll the way off the writer guy's back.

@anilz4297

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right?? It is not like he is writing the movie or anything!!😎

Teacher Ryan George's lesson of the day: drowning people is VERY RUDE.

@Johnny-rx4hs

4 жыл бұрын

Well I wish someone would have told me that sooner. Now I'm just embarrassed.

@12jswilson

4 жыл бұрын

He's Canadian. Everything not nice is rude.

@josephbassey1501

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I think shooting them in the back of the head 3 times and calling it a suicide is much better

“What about Jenny?” “She’s present 😃” Yeah. I love those characters that just exist....

"Wow wow wow... wow" Oh, character development right there.

When the DC cinematic universe looks better than yours.

@SmashLiXs

4 жыл бұрын

you mean extended universe

@skateman7151

4 жыл бұрын

Madness

@Johnny-rx4hs

4 жыл бұрын

@@SmashLiXs More like the DC loosely connected universe now

@SmashLiXs

4 жыл бұрын

@@Johnny-rx4hs actually it's bigger than the mcu after crisis on infinite earths confirmed it was connected to the arrowverse

@capital_beaz4725

4 жыл бұрын

Feelsbadman

“That’s what we’re going with” is becoming my new favorite quote.

That was the best expression for "I don't know" he has done.

“Oh, is that what a baby bump is?” Lost it 😂

Ah I didn't know the new mummy movie was part of a new 'dark universe' I guess this changes... nothing Still prefer the mummy movies with Brendan Fraser

@mariposa9506

4 жыл бұрын

I know, those were amazing. Makes you wonder wgat they were thinking making this trainwreck when those were still recent enough for people to remember

@cooltrainervaultboy-39

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariposa9506 most of what went wrong was Tom Cruise's fault. Him and Alex Kurtzman, the guy currently in charge of Star Trek, made rewrites to the script to make it more focused on Tom Cruise's character. This is also the reason why Russell Crow calls him, "young man," even though Cruise is older that Crow.

@christianschoff2490

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone does. xD

@Milos596

4 жыл бұрын

Those movies had a soul..

@bearbrand6626

4 жыл бұрын

The "Dark Universe" sounds like a crappy, movie version of what they actually did well in the Penny Dreadful TV series.

Ryan: Post Pitch Meeting Everyone: Return of the King

@kmunyard

4 жыл бұрын

I've heard of you... Apparently you're a real jerk

@petecamacho3513

4 жыл бұрын

Hol up

You know a channel is good when you go back and re watch all of their videos. Literally all of them. It seems like that would be difficult, but it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@moistnugget4147

2 жыл бұрын

Watching Ryan George talk to himself for hours is tight!

"Mummification is how mummies are made!" "It sure is, sir!"

This proof one thing: Brendan Fraser The Mummy is the best mummy movies

@KoshVader

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the original. The remake isn't even scary.

@XVegeraX

4 жыл бұрын

*Proves *Movie

@vwgames49

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Karlof: “Am I a joke to you”

@Dave965

4 жыл бұрын

I think Freddie Franklin and Pete Patterson would disagree with you.

@kasperdjerns2865

4 жыл бұрын

@@XVegeraX Just a sidenote: I hate your avatar. Didn't undstand why I couldn't brush the hair away from my monitor :)

"I can definitely see why you'd say that (it's like An American Werewolf in London)... BUUUT.... What if we did it anyway?!🤷‍♂️" 😂😂😭💀

Alex Kurtzman: well I messed up this possible franchise, might as well go mess up the Star Trek franchise now.

@acomatosemob

3 жыл бұрын

He just took a break from ruining Star Trek to flub this one, to then go back to ruining ST. In Hollywood sometimes people fail upwards.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

The fans already did that but yeah he’s an a*hole.

@darthdestructor927

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConnanTheCivilized don't forget transformers too

I thought this was going to be about that Brendan Frasier mummy movie. I literally didn't even know this version existed.

@ToyKeeper

3 жыл бұрын

Same. And now I'm weirdly happy that I didn't see it or even know of its existence before. It sounds like it was really bad.

@antonioarreola3097

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToyKeeper It was if you took a mummy movie, and forced it to be a Tom Cruise movie.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

You know everyone is acting like previous Mummy version actually made sense but most of the points this skit made apply to that one too.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonioarreola3097 One where Tom Cruise has stopped trying to act even the slightest bit. At least the first one was clearly a product of its time/budget. For this to be at least as bad if not worse...

5:44 "Yeah, maybe...I dunno. I'm just kinda doin' stuff." - Kathleen Kennedy

@cooltrainervaultboy-39

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Nice.

@swetharajulapati7533

4 жыл бұрын

"Well as long as you had fun with it" 😂😂😂

The Dark Universe is such a failure that The Invisible Man isn't a part of it.

@nickcariglia1988

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he didn't want to be seen with it. 😉

@Mecharnie_Dobbs

3 жыл бұрын

Or "Shape Of Water". OK so Universal didn't make that and they sued Guillermo Del Torro but were they suing for compensation money or suing to try to force Del Torro to join their universe? Or suing for the right to include references to his film, to make it part of their universe "Give us our monster back, now that you've made him cool ! "

@satriaputrapratama4703

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickcariglia1988 arrest this person!!

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickcariglia1988 *Badum pssh*

@VCYT

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it was.

I love having discovered these movie pitches. The best part is that I don't have to watch most of these awful movies and have a lot more fun just watching Ryan tell me about it

Is it going to be easy to see what’s going on in the movie? “Actually it’s gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience. The director didn’t know how to shoot a coherent visible action scene.”

@deadman4150

4 жыл бұрын

There was a pitch meeting where he said that exact line "actually it's gonna be super difficult, an extreme inconvenience". Can someone please tell me, I've been searching for it forever

@HandledToaster2

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadman4150 no way.. if somebody knows please tag me too

@Tait0o

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadman4150 It was in the man of steel pitch meeting at 04:02

@Tait0o

4 жыл бұрын

@@HandledToaster2 TAG. No need to thank me. It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@deadman4150

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tait0o you sir are a legend. Thank you

Producer: You have a like for me? Me: yes sir i do.

1:25 says it all for most of these movies

"By the power of a one-night stand." *chef's kiss*

The fact that Tom Cruise's character is named Nick but Nick Miller is also in this had me really confused.

@thanos2161

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that I heard him say Nick right after shield made me read the title again to make sure it's not a marvel pitch meeting

@RyanAl92

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that I'm currently playing Dead Rising 3 and the protagonist's name is also Nick had me *really* confused.

I appreciate every slight variation in his “I don’t know” deliveries

Haven't seen the movie or been to Egypt, but aren't the pyramids a relatively short drive outside Cairo?

@Rabbit-uc5kg

3 жыл бұрын

I believe they are visible from the city, if you're talking about the pyramids at Giza. The Sphinx is too.

@lag4golf

3 жыл бұрын

When you look at Google maps, there is a golf course about 300 yards from the pyramids.

@countluke2334

3 жыл бұрын

@@lag4golf Is it owned by Trump?

@chicklignell2881

3 жыл бұрын

@@countluke2334 I have no idea but I would doubt it. What an odd thing to ask.

@ConnanTheCivilized

3 жыл бұрын

@@chicklignell2881 Many decades ago he bought/constructed a ton of golf courses in the western US. I don’t get it either. Trump isn’t funny period.

Ryan, you are a national treasure! LOVING it! "I don't know." "Fair enough." ROFL!

"Mummy's are tight!" *Insert Steve Carell Joke*

@ontologicallysteve7765

4 жыл бұрын

That's what she said... But she's wrong...they're actually pretty loose. I guess it goes with the territory of becoming a mummy.

Tom and Jerry The Movie pitch meeting: “I was thinking we could make a Tom and Jerry movie” “Ohh, people love Tom and Jerry!” “Yeah yeah yeah. They hate each other, they don’t talk and there’s lots of slapstick violence, it’s great!” “So what’s the movie about?” “Well I was thinking, you know, we could not do any of that.” “What?” “Yeah I thought we could make them friends, and they talk, and there’s hardly any slapstick.”

@matte4562

4 жыл бұрын

"I feel like fans will be mad if you make a Tom and Jerry movie and have no slapstick in it" "YeahYeahYeah" "So why do it?" "Because money!" "Oooo money. I love money!"

@notfrank6586

4 жыл бұрын

OH not going with the source material is tight!

@gamecargo8115

4 жыл бұрын

“Are there any other characters in this thing?” “Yeah we’re gonna have a dog who’s fat and has to move around on a skateboard because he’s so fat” “Ohh and what’s his deal?” “I just told you” “Very cool!”

@DeO316

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow... wow.

@kadarabdullahi

4 жыл бұрын

Wowwowwow

The "I don't knows" in this video were the funniest. Lol great

By the time you showed the shot of the mummy flying on a trapeze I was in stitches!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm just kinda doing stuff" "Well as long as you're having fun with it." 😂

“Ooooh, world saving one night stands are tight”

@NearlyH3adlessNick

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you'd hope so!

That plus "Wow" at the end of "Wow-wow-wow" was a really nice touch.

"What about Jenny?" "She's present." Omg lmao

Who here hasn't even seen The Mummy and is still watching this video?

@JamesFoxPodcast

4 жыл бұрын

I watch pitch meets for movies I don't want to watch so that I feel as though I watched them

@tigerbread78

4 жыл бұрын

Judging from it's box office, most of us 😏

@clintholmes2061

4 жыл бұрын

Not me. I'm busy wishing I never saw it.

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

@@JamesFoxPodcast same

@Juliett-A

4 жыл бұрын

That's true for a lot of pitch meetings for a lot of people.

I had a job interview the other day and while answering a question I started off saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" and I bonded with the interviewer over our mutual love of Pitch Meeting.

@justinedyke6434

3 жыл бұрын

Did you get the job?

@dernvader6876

3 жыл бұрын

... If you believe this ...

@DendelionBlu

3 жыл бұрын

@@dernvader6876 Actually these things do happen? They deffo happened to me?

@eXquisiteNoise

3 жыл бұрын

@@dernvader6876 Nothing ever happens

@tommasocarrara2984

3 жыл бұрын

@@DendelionBlu you bonded with an interviewer over a reference to a youtube channel that you felt the need to use in your interview? Nah

Totally missed - "Mummies, huh? Wrappings are tight."

You actually brought up an American Werewolf in London!! I love that movie and it feels like no one else knows about it, so that made me happy 😊

"So you have a movie for me?" "Yessiraidoo. Its called Dracula Untold, and we could use it to start a cinematic universe about all the monsters!" "Didn't we already do that with the Mummy?" "Oh no, sir, that's in the future!"

@tomvandalen2212

3 жыл бұрын

Dracula untold was very enjoyable though.

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomvandalen2212 Was it? I read a review that it starts as a good period piece and kinda veers off when the vampires show up. I think it looks interesting, but if it does get bad I'd like to know

@eric2709

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylph8005 It's trash. It does both the period stuff and the Dracula stuff in the most uninspired way it could have. Avoid.

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

@@eric2709 I'll keep that in mind

@CommanderViviax

3 жыл бұрын

That atrocity! It is the most uninspired piece of garbage ever! They did try it with that too.

Is it considered a Universe if it only has one star? Coincidentally, the rating of this movie!

@jeremyjohnson8844

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa, you pulled off a mega joke, excellent.

“..is that what a baby bump is?” “It is”

Ryan, please don't stop making these. You're brilliant.

kid wit gasmask: "Are you my mummy" Ryan: "I need you to get all the way of my back"

@MrSiriusAB

4 жыл бұрын

_9th Doctor has entered the chat_

@dorothyaebutcher7103

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrSiriusAB Yasssss! That was a super creepy episode.

@contactohn7982

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, get off his dorsal region!

@berengustav7714

3 жыл бұрын

That was terrifying 🤣!!

“Yikes and also wow.” Lmao

Ryan has done it again. I have decided to download them all into mp3 so I can listen to them in my car, not as funny without the non-verbal expressions but still good. I have noticed though, and if I can suggest a few things, there are no Star Trek Into Darkness / Beyond pitch meetings. And how about the first 4 Transformers and Jurassic park 2-3, if only to complete the series. Other movies I'd like to see TMNT, Robocop, Judge Dredd, Aliens. Take care.

i haven't seen this movie. when i heard van helsing i got all excited and then the punch line hit me....

"Sure, that may as well happen..." - "It will."

Imagine if instead of Dr. Jekyll they'd used that version of Van Helsing played by Hugh Jackman. ... I didn't say it would neccessarily be BETTER...

@acrylicgodoy

4 жыл бұрын

At least it would have made more logical sense!

@ecliptorcalrissian5014

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that!

@swetharajulapati7533

4 жыл бұрын

@@ecliptorcalrissian5014 Me too

@DarkcIoud1111

4 жыл бұрын

It would even fit within the story. That version of Van Helsing is actually the angel Gabriel brought down to Earth, so he is an immortal (he remembers fighting the Romans in 73 AD and the movie takes place in 1888). If you ignore Dracula Unbound or whatever it is, you could tie this new Mummy and the old Van Helsing movie together with Hugh Jackman being the Nick Fury of the Dark Universe.

The chemistry between this guy's selves is better than any couple i've seen.

“The military transport plane has only one parachute?” Me: “You guys are getting parachutes??”

@aperson5215

2 жыл бұрын

Well that depends... are you in the military?

I was at Universal yesterday and rode “Revenge of the Mummy”. That ride makes more sense now. Edit: The Orlando One.

@toxic1strike167

4 жыл бұрын

That ride is based off of the classic Mummy movies. The ones that were actually good.

@knutnputn

4 жыл бұрын

Which universal? I took the one in Los Angeles and the one in orlando. I loved the Orlando one!

@toxic1strike167

4 жыл бұрын

Knut-Ivar Vangen Iversen I agree. The Orlando one is better, although I really like both.

@robertmcginty4146

4 жыл бұрын

One time when I rode that I was able to spot some of the leftover Kongfrontation tracks in the ceiling.

@Mike-DuBose

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxic1strike167 the classic Mummy is from 1932