- So, you click Pitch Meeting videos immediately as they appear? - Yes sir, I do.

@Fyrnskulblaka

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow. Wow.

@karatefella

4 жыл бұрын

Me too !

@martinhennig8503

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fyrnskulblaka Yeah it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@whitfillp87

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@hottubtony77

4 жыл бұрын

Clicking on Pitch Meeting is TIGHT!!!

"Abrupt endings are ti..." Well played Ryan, well played

@jojoluvshinata

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite part about the rants was abruptly ended.

@EweChewBrrr01

4 жыл бұрын

It should be, “Well played Ryan. Well pl...”

@Soress9

4 жыл бұрын

But what was he going to say?!

@EweChewBrrr01

4 жыл бұрын

@@Space_Debris If doors are hitting you inside your ass then you are using doors wrong.

@tar5us452

4 жыл бұрын

I liked that too.

I’m dead. I never realized how ridiculous it was that there’s a random guy in a suit standing on the shore of the island.

@TF2CrunchyFrog

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I expected a raptor to jump him from offscreen and eat him.

@victorbryan5482

2 жыл бұрын

Guys in suits swimming through the ocean to stand on the beach are tight!

@TheGIJew.

2 жыл бұрын

standard military procedure. My grandfather served as the army's Random Beach Suit Guy (RBSG) during the storming of Normandy

@owensims7491

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGIJew. Semper Tie... 👔

@TheGIJew.

2 жыл бұрын

@@owensims7491 I love you

I just realized... Doctor GRANT’s only motivation throughout the movies is to get A GRANT

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he'll fall for it again in the next movie

@n1hondude

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow... wow

@o.c.g.m9426

2 жыл бұрын

Whoopsie !!!

@KyleRobots

2 жыл бұрын

Naming characters after their motivation is tight~Mr. Makealotamoney, Executive.

@alexanderwu

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor A. Grant

The kid surviving on the island would have been a better movie.

@wolfthornnholtzklau4913

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@samhiguma

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely, imagine the suspense it could've had

@cmcshane2740

4 жыл бұрын

Lord of the Flies: Jurassic era

@bobbodadroid4053

4 жыл бұрын

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

@unseenufo

3 жыл бұрын

It was a book.

"Oh no battery guy!" Thats the most genuine emotion the executive has shown in decades.

@alisaurus4224

4 жыл бұрын

For a human, anyway. He was very upset about John Wick’s dog.

@haplon33

3 жыл бұрын

"Do it raptor - take his life!"

@88porpoise

3 жыл бұрын

I disagree, his joy at the prospect of getting money is palpable in many pitch meetings.

@infinianti

3 жыл бұрын

4:05

@ruggerREL

3 жыл бұрын

6 hundred and sixty six likes....nice

"He's not in the mood for T-Rex meat, I don't know what to tell ya?!" Lol!

@Paul_the_Bookworm

3 жыл бұрын

A very picky eater

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds wrong when u think about it the other way

@harmen98

3 жыл бұрын

The real reason is because the plane injured it. The blood on the plane was actually the Spino, so the Spino just wanted revenge

@jimdrake4942

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest you can have T-Rex almost any time but you don't get to eat humans that often. It's a special treat.

“So they immediately get two people killed by being loud, liars?” Lmao

@dialm4masala718

3 жыл бұрын

the spinosorus wears a weave wig like Amber, but is prettier than Amber

@Amber-hf8uo

3 жыл бұрын

DialM4 Masala What?

@Amber-hf8uo

3 жыл бұрын

DialM4 Masala Nothing to say now?

@thegrayyernaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@Amber-hf8uo That was a weird-ass comment from that weirdo :v

@rainbowruler6453

2 жыл бұрын

@@dialm4masala718 Didn’t know dinosaurs were into drag

The best thing about this movie: “Alan!”

@kevinthetruckdriver353

4 жыл бұрын

The abrupt ending.

@nathanslay6342

4 жыл бұрын

Black Ninja so right

@chiimchauu

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@georgigachev1029

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's Steve. Hey Steve. STEEEVE. Oh, no. It was Alan. ALLAAAAAAN

@patrickstonecrusher

4 жыл бұрын

🐸-ALAN!

"There are different kinds of batteries?!" Lmao best line

@brettjenkins7891

4 жыл бұрын

So good!

@AwesomeBlackDude

4 жыл бұрын

Even after 2 hours you're post is still fresh... 🙄

@mudd7779

4 жыл бұрын

There's a huge flaw to them saying that I used to have that same camera as a kid and it took d batteries so the batteries from the mag light would be the same batteries

@professorxavier3878

4 жыл бұрын

Harbulary batteries are tight!

@alterkt3517

4 жыл бұрын

drycell

“The thing just smashed through a metal barrier” “Yea but the door is locked” 😂😂

@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808

3 жыл бұрын

the barrier was locked too....

@mohammedsheriff8154

3 жыл бұрын

@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 yeah but the door is locked💀

@wildone8397

3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedsheriff8154 Listen sir, I'm gonna need ya to get ALLL the way off my back about how locks work okay!..

@IDrawSometimes_

3 жыл бұрын

video games be like: "dis dor nids a key 2 enter"

@mohammedsheriff8154

2 жыл бұрын

@Phil Smiley Nguyen naw the door was locked 🔒

I love how producer guy is always amazed by any reference he recognises from the first movie, or any character from the first movie showing up.

@alisaurus4224

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just so happy when something makes sense, even if it really doesn’t

@mori1bund

Жыл бұрын

He's channeling the reaction they expect from the audience. ^^

His face after saying “they locked the door” is so genuine. You can see he really thinks that’s a good explanation.

@vctrsigma

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly the dumber one of the two.

@josephmann9624

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@manishd.6101

3 жыл бұрын

His face after "couple of dinosaur? No humans amanda and paul" awh... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mad lad..

@srimasis

3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I always wondered that? 😂

@thegrayyernaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@vctrsigma I can't tell which one is dumber. The writer for coming up with those scripts or the producer for being distracted by money and pop-culture references enough to accept those scripts.

"abrupt endings are ti..." 🤣😂🤣😂Damn that got me

@rodneyjonesjr5910

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 that got me too

@Charmer4856

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no battery guy!

@B-RaDD

4 жыл бұрын

@@Charmer4856 😂😂

@macsh6434

4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Where the 'Tight' scene? Oh there it is." 😊

@hbpinnock

4 жыл бұрын

seriously perfect haha

"Abrupt endings are ti.." I laughed a lot man

@apexnext

Жыл бұрын

Ya this one was especially funny for me. 🤣

"Where did you get T-Rex urine?" "A good question, for another time." Also, someone get me a cellphone whose ringers can be heard over Spino footsteps. I have to set 5 alarms because they barely penetrate the night sobs.

@theyellowlightsaber3193

3 жыл бұрын

Nevermind the fact dinosaurs dont urinate since they have cloacas like all reptiles...

@andrewparnell5566

3 жыл бұрын

And that ringer loud enough to be heard from that distance and from inside Spino stomach. My phone is silenced by putting it down on a flat surface.

@davidwhite368

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah creatures with Cloacas are...never mind...

@rainbowruler6453

2 жыл бұрын

@@theyellowlightsaber3193 I could’ve gone my whole life without that information

@warfare1101

2 жыл бұрын

Judging by what Eric says, I assume he was pissed on

"So the movie can happen" is an unofficial catchphrase for Pitch Meetings.

@edifiedreader

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, unofficial catchphrases are TIGHT!

@Chris_Blaze94

4 жыл бұрын

@@edifiedreader yeah yeah yeah

@KingDugan

4 жыл бұрын

"Why?" "Because" "That works for me!"

@JoeM-tx5pm

4 жыл бұрын

That's what we're going with

@Datboy1991

4 жыл бұрын

I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about these catchphrases

That “it’s locked” bit could have gone on for 10 minutes and I’d still be laughing.

@deathsheir2035

4 жыл бұрын

He should do a video of nothing but the locked door, and have it be a 10 minute video.

@stevepolychronopoulis

4 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna need you to get all the way off his back about how long the bit was.

@hardwayjackson

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevepolychronopoulis oh okay let me get off of that thing.

@mariusdesu1633

4 жыл бұрын

that lock is probably from game like world

@ryanlioce4933

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacques Malan actually it would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Why did they start by sending a man in a suit by himself? UNCLEAR?!

I'll never get sick of "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"

@nancyweirum426

2 жыл бұрын

Would love to say that in real life.

@jpebrz

2 жыл бұрын

Oh ok let me get off that thing real quick

@kelvinnettey4308

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite catchphrase from him🤣

@emordnilap4747

Жыл бұрын

Using the same joke, over and over. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

"The spinosaurus breaks through the barrier." - "Aren't those specifically designed for the single purpose of keeping dinosaurs from breaking them?" - "Whoops." - "Whoopsie!"

@viktor3155

4 жыл бұрын

p0rt3r they are usually powered up but isla sorna never opened to the public meaning the power was never activated which I think is really cool

@futurekicks3430

4 жыл бұрын

p0rt3r IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

@Cristopher_C

4 жыл бұрын

@@viktor3155 yea no amount of electricity would suddently stop the momentum that spinodino generated wich apparently was enough to break the giant barrier. if it was powered up maybe he would have a shocky shock while going through, but still would end up on the other side, and very alive since theyre supposed to contain them and not kill them, right?

@andreashort310

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the barrier that used to hold the spinosaurus was way sturdier.

@yeahwell123

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cristopher_C Fair enough.

we need pirates of the caribbean franchise pitch meeting

@timothytraver5918

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna need you to get aaaaall the way off his back about that.

@DayZeroGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna need you to immediately write that script then

@mrm2542

4 жыл бұрын

"You got a movie for me?" Yes sir I do!" "Okay let's hear it!" "You know that rollercoaster ride at Disney world?" "The one with all the pirates and the treasure?" "Yeah that one" "Okay..." "I made it into a movie!"

@Swishersweetbutmysigsauer

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow

@thetriptasticteam4485

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrm2542 "wow movies about rides that our company already owns are TIGHT!"

The "dream raptor" also had the feather quill thingy's on it's neck, which only the raptors on this new island have, meaning he saw the future.

@dsbmitchell

Жыл бұрын

😮😮

@graceonfilmsnstuff

Жыл бұрын

one with the force he is

@Tonyhouse1168

11 ай бұрын

We’re gonna need you to get aaalllllll the way off our backs about time-traveling dinosaurs

“She’s from the first movie!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"How did Alan dream about the new Universal Studios Raptor design if he hadn't seen them yet?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

@Cristopher_C

4 жыл бұрын

the whole movie was a dream, he never got off that plane, those raptors never existed

@optimusprimus89

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss that would have been perfect that always bugged me

@luckyblockyoshi

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cristopher_C "he never got off that plane" this has serious implications

@ShovelChef

4 жыл бұрын

The top is still spinning. Heyyy, that gives me an idea for a Pitch Meeting 🤔....

@gunsaullus

4 жыл бұрын

Hututy

"So what's the motivation for Alan to go back to the island" "Money" "Oh well that's why were making this sequel"

@steelbear2063

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean it was his motivation in the first movie

@steelbear2063

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, nevermind, Ryan mentioned that

@moemuxhagi

4 жыл бұрын

It sure is, sir !

@olisk-jy9rz

4 жыл бұрын

@@steelbear2063 Yeah it was, and he was already extremely reluctant. After the PTSD inducing events of the first movie, he would have never agreed to go back to the island, even with a gun to his head. Not to mention the revelations of the first movie made him a superstar and most of his work obsolete, so he didn't even really need money.

@piotrsegal6475

4 жыл бұрын

"But wasn't it his motivation in the first movie?" "Yes, but now he needs more." "Originality." "Sir." "We're making this movie."

"it's alot like a t rex" Spino 2020: *liar*

@coreyhobden3915

2 жыл бұрын

Cause what theropod can kill a tyrannosaurus rex than another tyrannosaur?

4:06 Oh No Battery Guy! LOL

"That island has dinosaurs on it!" 😂😂

@tightsupermutant1329

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir it does

@yo_ohno6090

3 жыл бұрын

"it does, yes"

@09EvoX

3 жыл бұрын

Wowowowowow

@JacksonUl

3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@reelbytes6447

3 жыл бұрын

you mean there are two islands with dinosaurs on them?

"So what's the deal with Spinosaurus?" "It's a lot like a T. rex." *Paleontologists triggered*

@j.t.dennis4900

4 жыл бұрын

I saw a review of Fallen Kingdom in which it was said that Baryonyx is"basically a small T. rex." I was definitely triggered haha!

@isaacsingleton9187

4 жыл бұрын

Especially after new spino lol.

@nont18411

4 жыл бұрын

The Velociraptor in this franchise is not even the real Velociraptor. It’s Deinonychus with a raptor name.

@assassinmaster3419

4 жыл бұрын

I studied dinosaurs for a majority of my life. I am almost always triggered when people get stuff as easy as that wrong

@IsThisHandleTaken

4 жыл бұрын

@@nont18411 Deinonychus is still too small. Utahraptor would be the closest match for size

I feel I should mention that the "battery guy" is also Mr. Noodle from Elmo's world. So yeah, seeing him get thrashed by dinosaurs was a little disturbing for my baby brother at the time.

@DoABarrelRol1l

3 жыл бұрын

No way I thought he looked like Mr Noodle! Battery guy nooooooo ;-(

@faizfuad8361

2 жыл бұрын

yea i was sad when i watched that

@Andy3612

2 жыл бұрын

R.I.P for real

The best Pitch Meeting episodes are when you haven't seen the movie and you still get the jokes. Bravo.

"Definitely don't think about that too much!" - every Jurassic movie since the first.

@harrymills2770

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Super-geniuses with low IQs. Every freakin' time.

@emhu2594

4 жыл бұрын

the books that they are based on are fantastic...the movies use literally nothing from the books. maybe netflix should do a remake.

@burn6281

4 жыл бұрын

First and second are great but rest...

@chatteyj

4 жыл бұрын

@@burn6281 I actually like number 3, its my guilty pleasure and compared to the Jurassic world movies its a classic.

@ashernovotny4757

4 жыл бұрын

The first one is guilty of that too

“Oh, a couple of dinosaurs?🤗” “No” “Oh😔”

@josephopoku194

4 жыл бұрын

Got me too

@navigill8811

4 жыл бұрын

Hah i watched it thrice 🤣

@trinaq

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, that made me laugh as well, maybe it WOULD have been better had the couple been dinosaurs! 😅

@hereb4theend

4 жыл бұрын

@@navigill8811 was it a triceratop? 🤗

“He’s not in the mood for T Rex meat.. i don’t know what to tell ya!” 😂😂😂

I remember as a kid watching the pteranodons fly away at the end and asking my dad how long it would take them to get to the mainlands and start eating people there. He just said it would be too far and they would get tired before they could make it. I always wondered if some of them might have made it.

@IantoddusSardus

Жыл бұрын

for jurassic world they made a back story for d'onofrio and basically he got promoted because he killed them when they arrived in Canada

@Capri_00

5 ай бұрын

Canada? Isla Nublar is next to Costa Rica. So these things bypassed the the US and flew to Canada? And then were killed just like that?

"How does Ryan manage to carry an entire channel based on one series?" "Unclear" "Fair enough..!"

@spiritualkilo

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. He just reuses the same catch phrases over and over in all of his videos

@joribremer5260

4 жыл бұрын

spiritualkilo and reusing the same phrases is tight..

@cverlaak

4 жыл бұрын

@@joribremer5260 Yeah Yeah Yeah.

@majorkurn

4 жыл бұрын

two channels! this one and his personal one!

@MajorMovesB-ball

4 жыл бұрын

easily the best comment here. lol

"abrupt endings are ti-" I laughed harder than I should

@TheLuigigalaxy

4 жыл бұрын

this single line made insta like the video hahahahahah Best ending so far in the pitch meetings series hahahah

@JeremyMoritz1

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! Laughed so hard on that.

@normanbates2486

4 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣😂🤣

@kanyerahming

4 жыл бұрын

same, but it was obvious he was going to do that. My guard has been up since the Fantastic 4 Pitch and I predicted he would do this.

@lennertvermeir7498

4 жыл бұрын

@@kanyerahming I don't get it, can anyone explain

*_That island has dinosaurs on it!_*

@alisaurus4224

3 жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs? Like from the first movie?!

I love how perfectly Ryan manages to repeat the tone of "He/she/that's from the first movie!" every time he says it in one of these videos. That's dedication! 😅

"But the thing just smashed through a giant metal barrier." "No, but the door is locked." 🤣🤣🤣

@infinitygaming5412

3 жыл бұрын

This man can make any movie look bad

@gabbykoz8453

3 жыл бұрын

"O she freaking loves screaming" "Yes sir she does!" "oh, being oblivious to innuendo is tight!"

@traviskules2923

3 жыл бұрын

Sir, I’m gonna need you to get off my back about how locks work 😂

@jeffreym.8957

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinitygaming5412 I love these except for the "barely an inconvenience" line - over-and-over. It gets tiring after awhile.

@FinalManaTrigger

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreym.8957 how can you tire of the best part?

"How could the phone work after being digested by a Spinosaurus?" "Because!" "That works!"

@sophistanonym1703

4 жыл бұрын

Main film takeaway: dinosaurs are big multi-purpose batteries

@futurekicks3430

4 жыл бұрын

Islam Adam IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

@zyrux_

4 жыл бұрын

@@futurekicks3430 stfu

@JohnLRice

4 жыл бұрын

"Ooohh, VERY weak digestive juices!"

@EjNappe

4 жыл бұрын

You've obviously never heard of a nokia

“It’s Jurassic park 3” “I’m already confused but ok” 😂😂😂

@professorxavier3878

3 жыл бұрын

And it won't get any better...

God these pitch meetings are the most addictive thing on KZread

@lwivv9052

2 жыл бұрын

Addictions are ti... No sir, they're not. the only socially acceptable ones are chocolate and coffee.

The tight joke is the last thing said? Now that’s truly tight

@EylulTurksever

4 жыл бұрын

weren't you supposed to be dead?

@ramtailthebattlertr2066

4 жыл бұрын

You watch pretty much everything I watch. Drew says hi

@timothynikiforovs9347

4 жыл бұрын

making catch phrases tighter is super easy, barely an inc.....

@eleethtahgra7182

4 жыл бұрын

Pranking the the msm that you are dead is tight.

@leovang3425

4 жыл бұрын

@@EylulTurksever living while supposed to be dead is tight

“Abrupt endings are ti” ...well played, sir. Well played.

@wangokamau4152

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at that.

@jonathanberry9502

4 жыл бұрын

You mean, well pla

@dragonarmy2008

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanberry9502 Ah, I see what you did th

I like how he casually turns his head when he says "Maybe do some murdering..." like he's trying to gauge the executive's reaction to the idea

"So he gets approached by a couple." "A couple of dinosuars?" "No." "Oh." "Yea, Amanda and David." Shouldnt be as funny as it is😂😂

@shadow_shine3578

3 жыл бұрын

Paul

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadow_shine3578 Thank you.

@shadow_shine3578

3 жыл бұрын

@@wikansaktianto9215 np

@froggybug

3 жыл бұрын

He was SO disappointed😂😂😂😂

@carastone3473

3 жыл бұрын

Paul, not David

"Raptors understand tissue preservation apparently!!" Thanks great pitch.

@himdotcom

4 жыл бұрын

😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

I filed the paperwork on the screenplay for this film. The writers got started on Friday and handed the finished script in on Monday. No joke. They literally wrote the movie over a weekend.

@sigmasquadleader

2 жыл бұрын

That's a day and a half longer than I expected. Maybe they were done by 3pm on Saturday.

@stephengrey9364

2 жыл бұрын

writing a movie over a weekend is tight

@erinmiller1433

2 жыл бұрын

That explains a lot.

@Duros360

2 жыл бұрын

Listen @Jeff McArthur, I’m going to need you to get all the way off my back about adequate writing times…

@jeffmcarthur5617

2 жыл бұрын

@@Duros360 🤣 Nice one.

"Abrupt endings are tight!" My wife would beg to differ.

@zeenix147

2 жыл бұрын

lol, I laughed so hard on your comment, I woke up my wife.

@rainbowruler6453

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for both of your wives 😂

@Kev24

2 жыл бұрын

Not ur fault man, all you were doing was doing a sexual intercourse speedrun

0:51 "So, he gets approached by this couple" "Couple of dinosaurs?" "No, humans; Amanda and Paul." "Oh..." 😌

@Bodybypt

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅 his genuine excitement when he thought it was a couple of dinosaurs!

"The main characters head to the beach and there's a guy in a suit standing there!" "...What?"

@yeahwell123

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, random suit guys are tight!

@samsoulgrav1132

4 жыл бұрын

Christian from Lost

@moemuxhagi

4 жыл бұрын

G-man

@nurse425

4 жыл бұрын

Men in Black with Neuralyzers, LOL

-"how did he get to the end of the runway before the plane?" -"unclear"

6:55 Dang, now I'll never know how the exec feels about abrupt endings!

The 'Alan' thing on the plane may be a reference to an earlier scene, where Alan tries to get the bird to say his name. I guess that makes it less random at least.

“But what if we made the last dinosaur, but *bigger*” every Jurassic movie since.

@southpark645

4 жыл бұрын

Except for the most recent one where they made it a raptor lol

@Hypeet

3 жыл бұрын

southpark645 and jp2 where the dinosaur was like a trex

@southpark645

3 жыл бұрын

Hypeet if I’m not mistaken, that dino was bigger though?

@Hypeet

3 жыл бұрын

southpark645 oh yeah I read your comment right but I put something wrong

@southpark645

3 жыл бұрын

Hypeet all good bro

Okay, it took me 19 years to realize this but... >Alan tries to get Ellie's parrot to say "Alan" in the beginning, claiming it used to know him. > A bunch of stuff is mentioned about raptors being related to birds, really smart & Billy 3D prints one's voice box. >Alan has a dream about a raptor saying his name.

@matteomarsella4572

4 жыл бұрын

Just thought he had ptsd lol

@MsSwitchblade13

4 жыл бұрын

@@matteomarsella4572 me too :l

@davidcool5189

4 жыл бұрын

I think you're giving the writer(s) far too much credit. Surely it's just a coincidence.

@pronghornllc2200

4 жыл бұрын

David Cool definitely

@Ninja_Koopa

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidcool5189 It seems like they winged it, then just didn't care near the halfway mark.

“Oh abrupt ending are ti-“ No exaggeration I’m so sleep deprived that I’ve been laughing on the floor for 5 minutes my eyes feel like I’ve sobbed for hours 🤣 I need help.

This made me laugh so much. I think this is the best pitch meeting they've ever had and I've watched lots today. It was hilarious, starting with the I.I.I part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@apexnext

Жыл бұрын

Same I couldn't stop laughing for this one. My fav so far! 🤣

"Is Jurrasic Park “Ay-ay-ay” a Spanish thing?" That was a perfect way to start things. Ryan George is the BEST! I love seeing these videos each week.

@jamie.nolanofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Wow Wow Wow

@ultrabigfella

4 жыл бұрын

You never added the last " ...you're forever talking now.

@SuperBC1975

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultrabigfella Thanks. Just fixed it.

@vladimirbaran115

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamie.nolanofficial ... Wow

@MasterBlek

4 жыл бұрын

AYAYA

"They're very smart creatures." "With a solid onderstanding of tissue preservation techniques, I guess!"

@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962

3 жыл бұрын

"So they're not smart anymore?" "They're not, because the movie is almost done."

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

Like all dinosaurs do. After all, they preserve their dead as fossils. Now I'm gonnna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

@thegrayyernaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@matbroomfield Okay, then! Lemme get off of that thing!

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegrayyernaut ROFL ROFL!

@bistromathics6

2 жыл бұрын

The same guy who didn't understand Roman numerals. Recursive inconsistencies are tight!

that "Oh..." @ 0:56 LMAO!!!

The raptor saying alan was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in a film, and it still is

I can't believe I didn't see that abrupt ending coming, I've watched over a hundred of these.

@angieb976

4 жыл бұрын

Ya that’s the one thing I thought about it wouldn’t the government do something about that cuz the murder birds are leaving the island and probably some swimming dinosaurs why not nuke the island then hunt down every last dino left

"Excuse me, but how could this little hut possibly withstand-" *"I SAID, THEY C L O S E D T H E D O O R!!"*

@MahsaKaerra

4 жыл бұрын

Hodor, hold the door!

@xersys2556

4 жыл бұрын

Video game logic IRL

@mauigio

4 жыл бұрын

"Listen sir I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about how locks work ok?" "OH ok let me get off of that thing" Goosebumpingly funny

@Sly_Cooper-1408

4 жыл бұрын

Xersys no its just normal logic the spino had just crashed through a metal gate. How much energy do you think it has left. If you had just crashed through a full wooden door do you think you would have enough energy in you to crash through a window

@ok-hd1fk

4 жыл бұрын

Its actually obvious why the Spino didn't break the fence. The fence is big,old and has many wholes which makes it weak. So it makes it easier for the Spino to use his WHOLE BODY MASS against the weak fence. Now after he chargers you actually see him get tired and when he rushes against the METAL door he can only his long,slim snout which is much weaker then his whole body. Its common sense.

"That island has dinosaurs in it" - I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.

"Abrupt endings are t-" Took me a minute to get that.

When you realise the movie actually didn't even have a proper script when they started shooting

@MoneyManHolmes

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t even mention how Billy was magically found alive at the end, presumably because the actor playing him whined about getting killed off.

@JoeSyxpack

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoneyManHolmes If the movie didn't care, why should Ryan?

@prasadpawar7027

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoneyManHolmes The guy whose skeleton was found?

@alexandercressman3420

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think it had a proper script when they finished shooting

@alexandercressman3420

4 жыл бұрын

@philz2002 Jon Favreau directed it in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Dinosaurs speaking to people in dream sequences is TIGHT

@obuIisk

4 жыл бұрын

When you just sleeping and a dinosaur tells you to kill the president

The abrupt ending joke is now my favorite Pitch meeting moment.

I kinda like how these guys talk to each other. The writer is honest about his shortcomings as a story writer and they try to cover for these shortcomings together.

“So they get to the beach and there’s a guy in a suit standing there.” “What?” My favorite part of this whole thing.

"that's what we're going with so the movie can happen" The whole of Hollywood resumed in one sentence

@10HW

2 жыл бұрын

@person person A truly artistic perspective would be more like "That's what we're going with because it's the perfect scene and it elevates the story to new heights."

@10HW

2 жыл бұрын

@person person I get what you're saying, but one can't ignore the "fundamental" difference between aiming for an artistic experience vs aiming for a commercial product. It's the difference between good and bad writing.

I’VE NEVER STOPPED THINKING ABOUT THOSE IMPLICATIONS, TO THIS DAY

Why'd they start by sending a guy in a suit by himself? lol same thing i laughed at as a kid

My hubby has never seen pitch meeting before and was dying laughing at this one thank you for that I put a smile on his in my face😃

@tonys617

4 жыл бұрын

Im sure it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@shenglong9818

4 жыл бұрын

Show him the last Jedi and rise of Skywalker ones

@tonys617

4 жыл бұрын

And show him all the marvel ones too, why tho? Unclear.

One funny thing about this movie is how William H. Macy plays basically the exact same character as he did in Fargo. It's like the director of JP3 went "just do that thing you did in the other movie".

Honestly, the dinosaur being put off by the fire sounds like one of the few sensible animal behaviors that occur in the movie

Me: Laughs at everything in this video, because it's 100% true. Also me: "Jurassic Park III is still entertaining as hell!"

@crona3316

4 жыл бұрын

I adore this movie even though it’s bad. It’s the one I grew up watching a lot. The first is definitely better though.

@olisk-jy9rz

4 жыл бұрын

Who would have tought that after Jurassic Park III they would have managed to make an even dumber one? And and even dumber one aftar that?

@jam5287

4 жыл бұрын

olisk Jurassic world wasn’t too bad. Fallen kingdom was laughably bad.

@Hypeet

3 жыл бұрын

Jp3 used to be my favourite movies I think fallen kingdom was good but not nearly as good as the other ones jw was better. The original trilogy is way better

@Hypeet

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think many people realise this but the jw movies do exactly what the original does in jp1 people run a park and bad stuff happens in jw 1 Same thing in jp2 there’s dinosaurs on the loose on an island and bad people I guess go try to kill them basically the same with fallen kingdom but they’re selling the dinos

Father: Hey son, let's take a vacation. Son: Let's go to Universal, Disney world. Father: I got a better idea let's risk our lives and go Parasailing next to the island that's been taken over with Dinosaurs.

@daverobson3084

4 жыл бұрын

Not "father". "Mom's boyfriend".

@NerdyBernie66

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... so does Universal Studios exist in the Jurrassic Park Universe? Do they still own the film franchise of Jurrassic Park?

@T1hitsTheHighestNote

4 жыл бұрын

Disneyworld is closed due to coronavirus. Let’s go paragliding next to this park in disrepair with apex predator dinosaurs roaming freely.

@unseenufo

3 жыл бұрын

Dino-soar parachute

@optimusprimus89

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... you wouldnt want to do that?

These are the best things I've watched on KZread and I've only been watching them for three days!

The spinosaur kept chasing them because they hit him with the plane in the beginning and he took it personally.

"So, the army just turns up on the beach?" "Yeah. Getting a 12 year-old to write the ending of your script is tight!"

I love this guys answer to anything in a movie that doesn't make sense: "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!" "So the movie can happen!" "How/Why does that happen?" "Because!"

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

4 жыл бұрын

"Unclear"! 😂😂😂

@sw33py96

4 жыл бұрын

I Dont Know!

@YoMrRice

4 жыл бұрын

Well okay then

@futurekicks3430

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Krug IM THE GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER!

@haplo781

4 жыл бұрын

@@sw33py96 fair enough!

I laughed so much when the mom used the megaphone on an island that she knew was filled with dinosaurs.

When I saw the ending, they told Allen Grant to play the ending for calling for help, and then the raptors heard the helicopters. So I thought that the raptors were thinking something along the lines of "it sounds like those big helicopter sounds are coming to help the humans. Maybe we should bounce." But I wasn't very confident in my interpretation of events.

@MMAli-rq8kd

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 The "let's bounce" bit with the dream talking raptor gave me this hilarious image. I don't know why my dream raptor sounded like Kevin Hart!

MORE PITCH MEETINGS MORE PITCH MEETINGS MORE PITCH MEETINGS

“that’s why my remote doesn’t work anymore” I feel attacked by this

I don't get tired of watching this pitch meeting.

"Right and so he gets approached by this couple right" "Oh, a couple of dinosaurs (eyebrow raise) "No, humans, Amanda and Paul" "oh" (visible disappointment) cracks me up everytime 🤣

No Screen Rant article at the end? Fair enough.

@junetynf

4 жыл бұрын

Abrupt ending

@RichardRenes

4 жыл бұрын

@@junetynf would have been nice if they tied in the newest discoveries about Spinosaurus though ;)

@RibusPQR

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah! Wow wow wow wow.

@Saimeren

4 жыл бұрын

@@RichardRenes Which are what?

@shaunharley1532

4 жыл бұрын

@@RichardRenes abrupt endi...

"Oh, no! Battery guy!" Okay, I'll admit, that _was_ funny.

"Ohhh, abrupt endings are ti-" i laughed a bit too loud 🤣

I think everybody can agree that "Dreamraptor" is the best band name

"Unclear." "That works."

The way he carries the entire Screen Rant channel makes it seem super easy, barely an inconvenience

Technically the Spinosaurus doesn't "sneak up" on Alan and the group, if you remember correctly, they were attracted to that spot in the first place because they heard the phone ring... Which means, the Spino was standing there the whole time...

@kabouterwesley83

2 жыл бұрын

He is the Drax of dinosaurs.

@sluxi

2 жыл бұрын

Such a tiny little spinosaurus just standing there on the side and nobody notices.

@divyashreesamantaray2949

2 жыл бұрын

@@kabouterwesley83 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:33 - loved her face here, she may as well have been a cartoon mixed with the other live action actors in this movie

I'm glad you mentioned the Barrier and the locked door, my mind went absolutely nuts when it couldn't open a locked thin metal door as opposed to a solid thick barrier with spikes on top.