Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never even stopped to think if they should!

@shinkamui

2 жыл бұрын

honestly they didn't think too hard about what they could either, considering the endless possibilities of an epic adventure on a dinossaur-ridden world that they just discarded

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

And before they even knew what they had they created it, packed it and now, you’re selling it. Sell it

@trinaq

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, the money talks, and is the main source of inspiration!

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

@@trinaq 💯💯💯💯

@unforcedterror3136

2 жыл бұрын

THAT‘S FROM THE FIRST MOVIE!

“It’s just a plane crash, sir! This is an action movie. That’s how planes get to the ground,” had me laughing out loud.

@jonathanfrancesco3305

2 жыл бұрын

That is probably the best line in a pitch meeting ever.

@arekpetrosian4965

2 жыл бұрын

And it's actually extremely accurate!! 😂

@mattbuszko

2 жыл бұрын

perfection

@benwood5659

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, i remember suicide squad.

@criticalthinker3262

2 жыл бұрын

Movie rules: plane crash = no prob, heli crash = no survivors

"This is an action movie, that's just how planes get to the ground" is my all time favorite pitch meeting line

@mallorycarpinski1160

Жыл бұрын

Same

@e.k_liadon

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@frankthepug9242

Жыл бұрын

I was really hoping for a Suicide Squad reference, but it was still funny.

"Ooh giving birth to yourself is TIGHT!" "What? What? What? What?" 🤣🤣 Probably watched every pitch meeting by now and you still have me laughing till tears

@mkvv5687

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly timed edits are tight!

@johnsmith-ky5qg

Жыл бұрын

I can't help wondering how tight things get when a man gives birth to himself...do appendages explode in a welter of gore or is there some metaphysical translocation where the baby just appears in daddy's arms? Also where does the foetus gestate? These things must be known!

@jordancave3089

6 ай бұрын

Dude, just the mannerisms never get old for me…for some reason lol

@Coenen2517

6 ай бұрын

​@@johnsmith-ky5qg there was a 1994 documentary on the subject featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior."

"She's got a little trick up her sleeve, where she's one of the main characters, so she can do it". Those are actual pitch meetings at this point 😂

@hassathunter2464

2 жыл бұрын

Also her t-rex outrunning heels, probably.

@kingsleycy3450

2 жыл бұрын

Bryce Dallas Howard outrunning a velociraptor is only the 15th most asinine thing in the movie.

@abubzlife8733

2 жыл бұрын

She has plot armor in her high heels.

@spooderman2931

2 жыл бұрын

Plot armor is TIGHT.

@ridgefrost

2 жыл бұрын

There are some movies i watch and i can already see ryan talking to director guy

“That’s just how planes get to the ground.” That is a superbly well put line! I love writer guy’s incredulous look at the idea that a mere plane crash could hurt an action movie character

@hassathunter2464

2 жыл бұрын

We've come a long way since Suicide Squads helicopter crashes being how people get to the ground...

@carlrood4457

2 жыл бұрын

Except in the movie 2012 where planes land safely on a runway during an earthquake with lava coming out of the ground

@priscillajimenez27

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no hypothermia!

@bplionel2

2 жыл бұрын

Almost as good as Kong: Skull Island where Kong destroys helicopter after helicopter.

@ridgefrost

2 жыл бұрын

@@priscillajimenez27 anyway...

I love the fact that if you watch all three Jurassic World pitch meetings back to back, you get to watch the evolution of the Pitch Meetings series... in a way that vastly outpaces the evolution of the movies themselves.

I’m like “how did those dinosaurs get to Africa just to herd with a bunch of elephants??” 😂

@RobMedellin

Жыл бұрын

Black market. No for real yeah its absurd 50 dinosaurs multiplied to thousands full grown dinos in that time.

@kansairobot2015

11 ай бұрын

life finds a way...

@johanstinson

29 күн бұрын

I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about that

Watching this in the theater I just kept thinking, “I cannot wait for this Pitch Meeting.”

@trinaq

2 жыл бұрын

Coolness, it's likely more entertaining than the actual movie!

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

@@trinaq 💯. Yep

@lastudiosthlm

2 жыл бұрын

Lol me to

@vishakhabh.6341

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

@ChrisMcCarroll

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thought

The whole "evil rich guy trying to take control of the world's food production" thing sounds more like the plot of a Bond movie.

@ryanbernard6152

2 жыл бұрын

I think Bill Gates is now the largest farm land owner

@dielanschamber8730

2 жыл бұрын

Or, you know, real life 😅😅

@Trevor-08

2 жыл бұрын

@@dielanschamber8730 Schwab is essentially Dr. No so I guess it can be both.

@christophergirardi8145

2 жыл бұрын

Literally beat me to it!

@JONDH1

2 жыл бұрын

You'll never believe what Bill Gates is up to

I just saw the film today and when I saw the bad guy I immediately wished that Ryan would refer to him as Tim Cook throughout the pitch meeting. I am so happy it happened. Thank you Ryan!!

The “choke a dinosaur” part makes me lol every time. Just incredible

I like how when the dinosaurs are chasing someone their main weakness is a sharp turn, it just absolutely bewilders them.

@hanklestank

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, sharp turns weren’t invented until The Usual Suspects came out in 1995 so that checks out.

@natureterp

2 жыл бұрын

He knows some maneuvers

@Loremastrful

2 жыл бұрын

Especially for Dinos. Going serpentine (if not second nature) should be in the general ball park.

@jw-py9nw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Loremastrful you'd think so, but actually, no

@franciscodanconia4324

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, they can figure out door handles, but not 90 degree turns.

Producer guy: "Man, I bet we haven't seen the last of her" Script guy: "Oh we have". Now she can come back 3 - 4 movies later as a beloved call-back "character".

@LucianDevine

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, exactly. She'll have her own "Wu" and have expanded her "weaponize the dinosaurs" thing to be a serious threat to...Iunno somebody.

@EinFelsbrocken

2 жыл бұрын

Now she can "come back" 3 - 4 "movies" later as a "beloved" "call back" "character"*

@LuisSierra42

2 жыл бұрын

wow wow wow...wow

@mikespike2099

2 жыл бұрын

“That will teach that dinosaur…. to be a dinosaur” hahaha 🤣 got me choking on my morning muffin!

@mr.stuffdoer8483

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t… didn’t they advertise this as the last one?

6:19 "So then iconic good-guy character Dr. Henry Wu..." Best part

I literally sat in the movie and thought to myself this guy looks like Tim Cook at the Apple Headquarters filled with Dinosaurs. I’m so glad he brought this up lol 😂

“It’s been 4 years since about 50 dinosaurs escaped, so now they’re ALL OVER the world” Thank you 😂😂😂😂

@teslaromans1023

Жыл бұрын

Still refusing to believe that sea reptile whose name I forgot could have made it to the ocean

@Keira_Blackstone

Жыл бұрын

@@teslaromans1023 especially considering that in the first Jurassic World movie it's in a lake in the center of the island with no access to the ocean.

@TheBonsaiZone

Жыл бұрын

@@Keira_Blackstone There's a fifty/fifty chance, it either will or it won't!!! Lol!

@skeeter3969

Жыл бұрын

Now remember in the second one it suddenly had a sea access cuase that stupid sub got in, cone ones remember the shitty plot geez hahah

@bv657

Жыл бұрын

Well biosyn put out a bunch too but they did a terrible job at showing that

'Isn't he an ex-navy, dinosaur trainer?' 'Yeah, why?' 'Nevermind' 😂

@markuhler2664

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't realize that was a rating. What was he, a DT1 or DTC? Seems like the Navy would only deal with sea-based dinos, with the Army having land-based, & Air Force the flying ones. The Marines would get to play with any of them, & sponge their funding off the Navy.

"Owen And Clare, who both have names and that's what they are" 😂 I still forgot their names after it played 😂😂😂

My main issue with the last two movies. Fallen Kingdom you would expect it to be all about the island being destroyed, but that part of the story is wrapped up fast. Dominion sounds like its all about the dinosaurs taking over the world, but you see that a little bit and then it’s straight back to a park/facility

@teslaromans1023

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, they could have had perfectly good movies, but instead wanted to shoehorn the evil organization so bad it ruined the movie

@proto245

Жыл бұрын

For one simple reason. If they stuck to that premise. It would end with a Downer ending where the Humanity is fucked and the heroes would have to accept their time is up. Or with the complete genocide of the Dinosaurs which would go against the point of these films. And Colin Trevorrow doesn't have the balls to kill off the new cast or the old one.

I like how he glanced over the fact that she didn’t outran any normal raptor. Later we see these raptors keeping up with a motorcycle, a motorcycle that is able to jump into a plane right before take-off (so somewhere between 250 and 300 km/h). At least they were consistent. If she can run this fast, I can get behind outrunning a t-Rex in high-heels. Maybe they should have established earlier that she has super powers.

@markcarpenter6020

2 жыл бұрын

Who said Dino was the only DNA they were playing with.

@mikespike2099

2 жыл бұрын

Haha this movie series is so illogical… I expected to see Dinos in space in the next instalment!

@nyashamuronzi617

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Torlik11

2 жыл бұрын

Who knew that Jurassic World was part of the mcu

@eds1942

2 жыл бұрын

Oops!

The "shut up" and continuation of the sentence without a pause is so well executed every time he does it.

@shaggy72

2 жыл бұрын

TO me that's just as good as the whole repeated but in a new way-"Get off my back" comebacks. Simplicity can be awesome.

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

It's one of my favorite bits.

@AdamFunk

2 жыл бұрын

Probably my favorite recurring bit. :)

@jfriesen39

2 жыл бұрын

Hey shut up

@jimmydean5833

2 ай бұрын

Seriously love that part 😂

Your pitch meetings are generally more entertaining than the actual movie. What a world we live in. Thanks for what you do.

@xraider64

9 ай бұрын

I stuck out and finished this awful movie, just so i could at least enjoy the pitch meeting afterwards. and enjoy it i did.

Owen choking the dinosaur and Screenwriter calling him out had me 😂💀🤣

This is just another example of why watching Pitch Meetings in lieu of the actual films is the right call. Comedy gold without subsidizing ongoing nostalgia bait. *chef’s kiss

@jamesknapp64

2 жыл бұрын

I look forward to terrible Movies coming out now, simply to have Ryan tear it to shreads in comedic gold.

@corey7219

2 жыл бұрын

I've been meaning too see the movie for a few weeks now with family. Now, I still want to see it.

@yuukotombo6578

2 жыл бұрын

fr films like this are much better lampooned over 8 minutes than actually watched in theaters.

@silverblue73

2 жыл бұрын

Except these exist because too many people are still willing to watch his stuff

@Coastfog

2 жыл бұрын

You'd have to pay *me* to watch any of these reboot Jurassic turds

"I bet that's not the last we've seen of them." "No, it is." needs to become another regular feature hahaha

@maddinpictures3102

2 жыл бұрын

First time ever in a movie that a pro Assassin gets arrested and stays arrested.

@sharkprofessor3010

2 жыл бұрын

This comment needs WAAY more likes!

@michaelgallagher3640

2 жыл бұрын

I already have the t-shirt.

"Don't move, they can't see you if you don't move" 10 seconds later: every one of them strolls to to the back of the car and the dinosaur doesn't notice

THANK YOU!! I have watched a handful of videos either reviewing or mocking this film and yours is the first I've found that points out how Owen just out muscles the 8,000 pound Parasaur at the start of the film.

5:55 The swift and quiet, "Hey, shut up!" is becoming one of my favorites. 🤣

@TheJotaroKujo

2 жыл бұрын

It's very welcome.

@TORPITEU

2 жыл бұрын

We need a video of that Stewie Griffin Can't be the only one.

@macauleyliamcurran2925

Жыл бұрын

Spoiler

@benthebomber1248

Жыл бұрын

Was coming to say exactly this but you beat me too it 🤣

@juanjesusligero391

Жыл бұрын

I like it too, but I miss the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing."

You must've struggled with "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" on this one. So many fitting moments.

@notahamster333

2 жыл бұрын

Rule is: you only get to use it once

@mistahrnscuttah4120

2 жыл бұрын

“How are we going to convince people he turned to Tim Cook” “Super easy barely a inconvenience. We just ignore it” “OOhhhh that seems like something people would need explained. The original actor is around” “Nononono NO” There u go I added a extra for you 😂

@tonybrewer7536

2 жыл бұрын

Actually it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience 👌

@CLove511

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, screw the rule then! This should have been called "Jurassic World: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience, and he could have unloaded them all.

@noface3641

Жыл бұрын

No seriously tho. That 'hand thing' became ridiculous, well actually after the very first time. But after doing it like every other dinosaur, it stopped feeling like theres any danger or concern, so whats the point of an action movie🤷‍♀️

The best part is is that I LEGITIMATELY did forget what their names were so I'm glad I wasn't the only one lol.

It actually has a line were Malcom says "Jurassic World?! Not a fan... Mhm!". That's probably what his memoirs will say too!

"Giving birth to yourself is tight" is exactly how I imagine the Ryan-verse exists.

@MadeinHell2

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that might hint at the film "men" being showcased later xD

@CLove511

2 жыл бұрын

Such a missed opportunity for a joke. "It sure is, son." "What?" "What?" *awkward silence* "Heyshutup so anyway..."

@heromedley

2 жыл бұрын

ah yes mitosis the miracle of life

@Mizikame

2 жыл бұрын

Russian Doll Season 2 would have to agree

@anthonyvillanueva5226

Жыл бұрын

Predestination says hi

The way he says "and Owen's gonna choke a dinosaur" is pure comedy gold

@jonafangk1288

2 жыл бұрын

Even he didn't believe it he wrote it 🤣

@bcross34

Жыл бұрын

Cried laughing.

One may expect fatigue to set in after seeing a few dozen same-format posts; but I find the premise so thrillingly creative (even to the every-post repeats) that it - and you - keep me enthralled.

4:57 lol something about the delivery of “The locusts HE created?” “He’s a good guy.” “He is, yeah.” is just so good. 😂

I love how the quick "Hey shut up" line is now being written into every episode with the rest of them.

@donle499

2 жыл бұрын

Genius

@scifiguy26

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I had to rewind the first time I heard him use it just to be sure😅

@alwaysabiggafish3305

2 жыл бұрын

That's an old line...lol

@Dargonhuman

2 жыл бұрын

I'm kinda sad that it's replacing "Sir, I'm going to need you to get allll the way off my back about that" but it is punchier and gets to the point a lot faster.

@ronyorobio7096

2 жыл бұрын

@@alwaysabiggafish3305 To this date, that line has only been featured in three videos, all from the last couple of months. So I would not call it old.

Watching a pitch meeting without watching the actual movie is TIGHT! Edit : Thank you all for 1k likes and all these awesome replies. I truly appreciate it!

@niall2236

2 жыл бұрын

I personally credit Ryan with saving me from watching dozens of awful movies!

@King_Vangelis

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah it is

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

YES SIR INDEED

@DhakaiyaHunter

2 жыл бұрын

@@niall2236 agreed... But watching horrible movies after watching pitch meeting video of that movie increases the entertainment factor. Try it, I think you’ll enjoy some movies.

@silk1435

2 жыл бұрын

I was really hesitant about going to see this one, I don't think the Pitch Meeting helped. Although the last movie I watched was Maverick, and that is brilliant Edit: 49 seconds and I get a like wtf is happening

I also like the moment in the black market where: Spoiler .. the first person Claire asks if they saw her daughter, it's the one person who actually did😂 What are the odds that in all of Malta, the first person you ask saw her.

@Miners666

Жыл бұрын

And they’re immediately best friends to where mere hours later she’ll give Claire her only parachute and accept death just cause they’re both American.

@poeticdavide

Жыл бұрын

Then that person leaves her entire live and takes off with you in her own plane to a distant, unknown location, knowing she may not be able to return, all just because "she felt bad for lying to you, a complete stranger, when you asked her if she had ever seen that girl" 🤣👍🏼 BELIEVABLE

@jamespower5165

Жыл бұрын

I also like the part where the bad guy is getting both his arms eaten by different kinds of dinosaurs and Grady still asks him a question about his daughter and he actually gives a helpful answer before a bigger dinosaur eats him😁

@nicolas.grisanti

Жыл бұрын

Also, maybe I was watching my phone, but how the hell Owen knew where to go with the bike, and find Claire and the plane??? That was luck! 🤣

Main character out runs dino for about 10 minutes on foot and then 2 scenes later another main character can't outrun the same dino on a motorcycle, which then catches a plane taking off.

“Yeah they gotta stop Tim Cook from making bugs” I see what you did there. And I appreciate it!

@BrunoEwok

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks... I didn't catch that, but it's awesome.

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

I called him "Tim Apple" throughout the whole film. Also, for anyone wondering, he's not the same actor who played Lewis Dodgson in the first movie, because the original actor is in prison for sexually assaulting a minor.

@forest_owls

Жыл бұрын

Its perfectly 666 number

@Mr20387

Жыл бұрын

Swear indont understand could u explain please

@rainbowruler6453

Жыл бұрын

@@romxxii I wasn’t wondering that, and I could’ve lived without that information.

6:00 I love how this "Hey shut up" is becoming a staple retort nowadays in Pitch Meeting. Having a new consistent retort is tight!

@mollychankawaii

2 жыл бұрын

It's brushed over so quickly. 🤣 comedy gold.

@strahinjagov

2 жыл бұрын

"I bet it's going to be difficult to come up with a new catchphrase" "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

@Baysidemom2

Жыл бұрын

I miss "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back" "oh ok let me get off that thing!"

Love the brief change of friendliness to hostility at start ♥️

@shaquillerollins708

Жыл бұрын

“Well cut it out!!!!” Okay I’m sorry 😢 I FORGIVE YOU SIRRRR 🤣🤣

I feel like that 7 min 11 seconds saved almost 3 hours of my life. Thanks producer and screenwriter guy.

I do worry that modern movie producers use this show as a checklist, rather than as a warning.

@Talia.777

Жыл бұрын

😞😞😞 How we ended up this low...

@GenericUserName443

Жыл бұрын

@@Talia.777 When there is enough people that thinks it is alright and supports trash with their wallets, why should the companies stop doing it since they are making money. The people are the ones with the real power, but this power comes from the potential money they can spend, and until people accept responsibility for their part of these bad practices then nothing will change.

@Talia.777

Жыл бұрын

@@GenericUserName443 True 😟

@BP-dn9nv

Жыл бұрын

They already do, that's the joke.

@missxspencer1538

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

I love how Screenwriter Guy is still profoundly angry like he was in Goblet of Fire. Having character consistency between Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

@travisrobison3457

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa that one got me laughing

@realduke

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean character?

@ProudPapaJD

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah

@Cbiz210

2 жыл бұрын

Hey... Shut up.

@pudgypanda6391

2 жыл бұрын

wow wowowo wowowow

Your reviews are so on point, it is so fun to watch. Keep up the great work !

These pitch meeting videos are just so satisfying! Love the catchphrases and the delivery. Top notch!

"Iconic Good Guy Character Doctor Henry Wu" I appreciate how much you can feel Ryan's justified disdain for this one.

@santishorts

Жыл бұрын

In the first two Jurassic World movies they actively portrayed him as a sketchy guy who was actively plotting all the time, and suddenly in this one they just throw some dashes of grey hair, an old man's sweeter and done, instant good guy.

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

Right, did they expect us to forget all shady shit he did?

@danielbernhardt1327

Жыл бұрын

Yeah in the first Jurassic world his response to people being killed by his dinosaur was, “That’s unfortunate”. He didn’t care at all about people dying in movies 4 and 5 but now he is suddenly does?

@calebray1834

Жыл бұрын

@@danielbernhardt1327 right, dinosaurs killing and eating people that he created doesn’t bat an eye but locusts are where he draws the line?

@thepubknight6144

Жыл бұрын

@@calebray1834 it's actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

I was thinking the same thing about the "hand thing." I barely bought into that nonsense when it was used on "trained" raptors. But suddenly it's now just a Jedi Dino-mind Trick.

@t.estable3856

2 жыл бұрын

Plus, it's totally ripped from "How to Train your Dragon."

@KenworthW900HG

2 жыл бұрын

@@t.estable3856 which was ripped from Crocodile Dundee and countless other movies

@t.estable3856

2 жыл бұрын

@@KenworthW900HG I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I guess it's just a common animal training trope in movies.

@Aisha_Luv

Жыл бұрын

@Forgotten Hope jedino mind trick.

@mr.stuffdoer8483

Жыл бұрын

They never did that on other Dinos though

It's insane how spot on these are 😂

I love the whole, shocked “(s)he’s from the original movie!” comedy routine…

6:00 is my favorite newer Pitch Meeting line 🤣

@lawrenceviolette1715

2 жыл бұрын

he has said that so many times my dude

@drewdressing612

2 жыл бұрын

hey shut up

@mancerayder8010

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it was the best part

@cobeycobb

2 жыл бұрын

lol same!

@FindingTom

2 жыл бұрын

@@lawrenceviolette1715 in recent pitch meetings, yes. But before a year ago, no.

ah Pitch Meeting, the time where I don't need to watch a bad movie and let Ryan explain it to me in less than 20 minutes and have it be both entertaining and hilarious

@whatduck943

2 жыл бұрын

And accurate.

@SchrijverMarcel

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@serge014

2 жыл бұрын

Entertaining movie, but yes, the plot is is bad as it's being described here.

@Music34897

2 жыл бұрын

That's the move haha

@Ciborium

2 жыл бұрын

Too many times, the Pitch Meeting is better written and more entertaining than the film he is pitching.

Ryan must have trouble sleeping with all the voices in his head This is better than anything on network. Super tight sketch.

Gotta hand it to ya, these spoofs are quite brilliant. Sub earned!

This was 1000% accurate! And does anyone else remember when the raptors used to be scary?

@evilsharkey8954

2 жыл бұрын

Back when they were animal smart and not conveniently human brilliant or spectacularly stupid as the plot demands.

@Panurus_biarmicus

2 жыл бұрын

Alan!

@patrickhorton4679

2 жыл бұрын

@@Panurus_biarmicus Best response in this whole comment section

@Narcan885

2 жыл бұрын

Now they look like brainless rubber chickens

@davebathgate

2 жыл бұрын

1993.

"If a big plane crash didn't hurt them do you think some cold water would?" That IS a good point

@DanielRMueller

2 ай бұрын

the beauty of hollywood is that could also very well be the opposite - plane crash harmless, cold water deadliest thing known to man. Plot armor can be revoked at any time...

explaining the hand thing like this was perfect 5:55

I am so addicted to these videos and the nod of "actually it's gonna be supereasy, barely and inconvenience" 😂

The new "Hey shut up" made me laugh a lot, but then I realized it's probably going to replace the good old "I'm going to need you to get all the way off of my back about that" and "Okay, let me get off of that thing." Please Ryan, don't do that, they can coexist! Like humans, dinosaurs and locusts!

@logicfirst1041

Жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking the same thing. I'm going to have to go back and re-watch some old episodes though, I think that might be my favorite "doing ____ is tight" moment, had to pause I was laughing so hard

@juanjesusligero391

Жыл бұрын

@@logicfirst1041 Rewatching old episodes of Pitch Meeting is tight!

@dahdoc1614

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that hey shut up was brilliantly executed and caught me off guard!

@dabatman5187

Жыл бұрын

Good news,they both co exist like the humans and Dino’s somehow

@edwardjohnson6744

Жыл бұрын

I've heard both on the sane video. I think Hey shut up is much funnier though.

I literally did not remember "that Maisie girl from the last movie" and was like "wait, who's this?" when she showed up. I watched the last movie in the cinema, too. That's how memorable these characters are. With Dodgson I also went "huh, just like that guy from the original" but I never suspected it might actually be the same guy because that would be too ridiculous...

@mr.stuffdoer8483

2 жыл бұрын

“I watched the last movie in the cinema too. That’s how memorable these characters are.” Bitch Fallen Kingdom released FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, that’s why you forgot lmao.

@savageraccoon787

2 жыл бұрын

I had no idea until now

@treg5298

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't remember Dodgson but I could tell the movie was making a point of saying his name a lot like they wanted to be clear I should remember.

@aidreamers

2 жыл бұрын

I had to go rewatch the previous JW pitch meeting because I had no recollection of who Maisie was lol

@Boyso5407

2 жыл бұрын

I remembered the girl from the last movie simply cause she was the one that let the dinosaurs go free but I never noticed Dodgson was the guy from the original movie. Now that I know I like that twist.

This movie: *Opens with a farfetched plot where a couple dozen dinosaurs have spread across the earth so much that the title is called Dominion* Also this movie: *Focuses on locusts instead of the dinosaurs*

i'm glad i'm not the only one who saw all the apple references

I love how in this movie the world looks at dinosaurs (a host of invasive species) and just decides that it's ok to let them invade everywhere!

@JustSomeDude42

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve ranted on like eight other videos about this exact point!!!

@dalekrenegade2596

2 жыл бұрын

How did the big dinos survive gun obsessed America?

@billybatson7852

2 жыл бұрын

@@Esand001 Yup. My son and I discussed the same thing. A sanctuary? Sure. But there's no way we wouldn't seek out to capture or kill every single dinosaur that's just roaming around freely. There would be the constant threat of being eaten on your way to work.

@chillax360

2 жыл бұрын

@@dalekrenegade2596 by not going to schools 💀

@KneelB4Bacon

2 жыл бұрын

Also, why is there a "black market" for dinosaurs, when dinosaurs have overrun the Earth? The whole point of a "black market" is to buy and sell things that are RARE and hard-to-get. This is like having a black market for pigeons.

I remember going to see this movie with some friends, me and one other friend just kept on making random and obscure mario references throughout the entire film

“It’s okay sir I forgive you :)” that killed me hahahaha

amazing how claire outran the velociraptor and the same velociraptor was able to keep up with a car seconds later, very impressive of claire gotta say

@hassathunter2464

2 жыл бұрын

A car got wheels, but Claire got HEELS.

@FutureCommentary1

2 жыл бұрын

The car wasn't the main character now, was it?

@tuppybrill4915

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist Claire is actually genetically modified, next movie she will be able to hide from infra red cameras.

@ExtremeMadnessX

2 жыл бұрын

Atrociraptor but yeah.

@thepubknight6144

2 жыл бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 oh clarie's thighs and butt are tight!!!

The start scene where Pratt herds a dinosaur with his horse and a rope was just insanly ridiculous.

@so0zielo0

Жыл бұрын

yip.. That's when I knew I was lucky to have not paid any money to see it.

@amllemans

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, i knew i lost the movie at there...

@demonraiser26

Жыл бұрын

I lost it when the baby raptor started behaving like an excited puppy initially. C’mon guys!! It’s supposed to be a raptor 😂

@smsmuller

Жыл бұрын

They couldve at least added SOMEthing in it... tranq the bastard enough to make it compliant?

@tetrofita1787

Жыл бұрын

@@smsmuller Dinosaur roofies! (Ding)

I’ve ignored these pitch meeting videos for years. No more.

You consistently say what not enough people are thinking 😆 spot on as always

“Giving birth to yourself is tight!” I died!! Especially the longer string of “what”s afterwards

@sipahrom

2 жыл бұрын

consider the implication lol. is the producer guy the OG one or the writer?

@scatmanskabadop

2 жыл бұрын

Now presenting Alex Garland's "Men," in theaters now. Iykyk

@johnw9771

2 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that 😂😂😂

@mishakac1283

2 жыл бұрын

@@scatmanskabadop Im too stupid for this movie.

@scatmanskabadop

2 жыл бұрын

@@mishakac1283 I wouldn't say that. While I think "Men" is a good, extremely well-crafted film, it's also just an incredibly difficult and uncomfortable movie to watch and there's no shame in going "well that was definitely an experience" and moving on. I wouldn't even go so far as to say I liked or enjoyed it, but I also don't think it's bad by any stretch of the imagination, and I wouldn't say anyone who does dislike it or has more questions about it is stupid. My mind just immediately went to "Men" when I heard the joke quoted above.

Wow. I did not think the Clone girl subplot could get dumber, but holy cow, they doubled-down on the stupidity. So glad I didn't go see this and instead waited for Ryan and Ryan to tell me all about it.

@nic4319

2 жыл бұрын

are you insinuating that there's two Ryans ? can't you see these are two different ppl ? 🙄

@MrBrock314

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, her reveal about her true origin was the one of the better parts of the movie. Take that for what you will. As a Canadian, the cardinal sin was dinosaurs covered in snow (ectotherms do NOT live in cold climates) and snow that doesn't get footprints when you walk on it. I'm sure more subtropical/tropical locations won't be bothered by this as much though.

@ExtremeMadnessX

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBrock314 It's established in original Jurassic Park that dinosaurs were warm blooded. Also watch Prehistoric Planet for the most scientifically accurate portraits of dinosaurs to date, including living in cold environments.

@princevermilion8799

2 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeMadnessX Exactly what I was going to say lol, dinosaurs are not ectotherms and are actually mesotherms, which are just animals that can regulate their own body heat but cant do it to the same degree mammals and modern, non-avian dinosaurs can. There are many dinosaurs that lived in cold climates in the past including yutyrannus, pachyrhinosaurins and leaellynasaura.

@Wade_Tyler

2 жыл бұрын

Maisie and Omega from Bad Batch would get along fine.

I just finished watching this movie and it's uncanny how accurate this is

The "hey shut up" at 6:00 is just perfect

"He was briefly in the original movie, ever so briefly!" Bringing in minor Characters to cash in on the original movie is tight!

@chasehedges6775

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@kingsleycy3450

2 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe they made Dr. Wu a criminal mastermind.

@davidjacobs8558

2 жыл бұрын

They have same surname, but different given names. so they are probably relatives, not same guy.

@natvelo

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidjacobs8558 no its deffo the same guy, lewis dodgson

@lanewaldon6450

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingsleycy3450 imo I don't see Wu a criminal mastermind and more along the lines of he was being manipulated, threatened and taken advantage of seeing as at the time he was one of the only people who were able to successfully resurrect the dinosaurs when nobody else could. It was his ego, ambition and his desire to create a perfect organism that got him in all of the situations he found himself in.

I loved the fact that he brought up Owen lassoing and wrestling the 8000lb Dino in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

@teslaromans1023

Жыл бұрын

For real. His wrists should have snapped like twigs when trying to hold down the Para

@mrb2349

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. We humans are severely overestimating our strength.

@FeralSparky

Жыл бұрын

@@patrickkearney8774 You can tell they are just in a pool with heated water with how they got out of that "ice"

@hazardeur

Жыл бұрын

my friend and me walked out of the cinema right at that moment. we knew it's gonna be stupid but we were not prepared for that level of stupendous stupidity

These pitch meetings are way too good!

At this point, I don't even watch new movies anymore. I just watch pitch meetings instead.

‘Giving birth to yourself is tight!’ Suddenly the Ryanverse makes so much more sense, and it’s way too scary to comprehend

@mallorycarpinski1160

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment!

The fact this video came out quickly should tell you how easy it was to critique the movie

@dustinroberts6963

2 жыл бұрын

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

@MrJoshuaAM

2 жыл бұрын

Easily critiquing movies is tight.

@Boeing-777-X

2 жыл бұрын

@Pepsi94 The movie was released on June 1st in several countries around the world. I'm not saying Ryan watched an online copy, but he could have.

@MADGUNSMONSTER

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boeing-777-X Stop Dry Snitching.

4:58 It took me a few rewatches but I see what you did there

Ryan calling the therizinosaurus “wolverine dinosaur” was the biggest crime of this entire movie

I like how raptors are as fast as cars, and also have the endurance to chase them from a city all the way to the coast. So fun.

@justhorsinaround8294

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they're chasing a main character on foot, then they can hardly keep up.

@Adrianglumanda

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Malta is so tiny, that actually isn't far

@hollybock8463

2 жыл бұрын

They were genetically modified military hybrid raptors so that’s pretty plausible to me plus chasing their target literally becomes their sole focus.

@danielmendez1893

2 жыл бұрын

@@hollybock8463 “genetically modified military hybrid raptors” you typed that and you were cool with it 😂

“That’ll teach that dinosaur to…be a dinosaur!” “You got him, sir!”

4:41 absolute genius (fr die slow ones: he is clone of him self)

This has to be the funniest pitch meeting yet 😂 😂

You forgot to mention that ejecting Claire from the plane to save Maisie first was pointless bc she didn't find her first and instead had Owen and Kayla take a detour to rescue her, only to find out Maisie was already rescued by Alan and Ellie. If all 3 of them had just crashed and their main character powers helped them all survive, they could've actually been of help inside the facility. The only thing this pointless part did was introduce wolverine-claw dino. Who by the way is apparently vegan but kills deers for fun.

@TimTE01

2 жыл бұрын

It’s also the world’s slowest and least interested stalker. Abe Vigoda now could have caught her.

@nkkenlken3220

2 жыл бұрын

It did kinda remind of a rhino, with how it looked like it has bad eye-sight (with its white eyes) , has big weapon to fend off predators and is quite aggressive.

@GreenEyez206

Жыл бұрын

@@nkkenlken3220 While in Ark they are super aggressive and good getting fiber and berries lol

@callumconnors5190

Жыл бұрын

I sense a dislike for the therizinosaurus, it was the best part of the movie. No cap.

@KingDugan

Жыл бұрын

@@GreenEyez206 I found out the hard way that they are aggressive, and it killed most of my dinosaurs(and me).

Weird thing is, my mom predicted this movie over 20 years ago. We saw a giant locust in Turkiye and she yelled "Like in Jurassic Park!" ... well, here we are.

@MIrfanPerdana

2 жыл бұрын

Was your mom one of the screenwriters for this movie?

@maddinpictures3102

2 жыл бұрын

@@MIrfanPerdana Probably not, but maybe one of them was in the bus with us where that beast flew around ;);

With the exception of the first Wonderwoman, because I really liked that movie in spite of some warts, it doesn't matter what movie you "review" because you are HILARIOUS!!!! I not only love your sense of humor, but I usually just watch the pitch meetings of the movies I didn't like and it seems that we always agree on how ridiculous they sometimes are. And the "barely an inconvenience" thing brings me to tears! I hope you're making a comfortable living doing this or something else because you're really talented - between the writing, editing, acting - just super stuff.Thanks for the laugh. Can't get enough of those these days.

So absurd that they're bringing back Dr. Henry Wu. He's not even supposed to still be around. He did face poetic justice for arrogantly creating the cloned dinosaurs in the original novel. In fact, the movie swapped his death into being Muldoon's, giving us that iconic scene where the game warden is killed by a clever raptor (he survived in the book).

The most convenient thing to me, was the locusts surviving the fire, and being able to fly (the wings would be instantly incinerated for sure) for quite some time to spread the fire. Surprised this didn't come up in the video.

@LilMac0025

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised a lot of things didn’t come up, but Ryan could’ve easily made this a 20-minute video if he had to dismantle EVERY stupid scenario in this movie

@ptolemyhenson6838

2 жыл бұрын

They were genetically modified locusts, so I'm willing to forgive this to an extent, but it seems that the guy who was burning them didn't care enough to make sure they couldn't escape, since they did so almost immediately after he left. That's too far, especially since he should have known about their ability to cause a forest fire.

@thiagota

2 жыл бұрын

@@ptolemyhenson6838 I guess they forgot to mention it was a mix of prehistoric locust and asbestos DNA...

@raydunakin

2 жыл бұрын

@@thiagota LOL!!!

@mctownes2013

2 жыл бұрын

@@thiagota asbestos DNA 😄

The series of back and forth "What?"'s was what made me laugh out loud. Incredible that Ryan can still make these at such a high quality after all this time. You are awesome.

@mcgeethetree3858

2 жыл бұрын

Was I alone in expecting a baby with Ryan's face to do the final "what?"

@TCallier

2 жыл бұрын

So true. This guy never disappoints. Rather watch ten of these in a row than ANY movie that’s come out in the past few years. Last good movie was Joker IMO.

@delugesofgrandeur

2 жыл бұрын

@@TCallier I can't speak on Joker, but Pitch Meetings is how I gain my movie pop culture relevance nowadays.

“He does a little branding detour” 😂😂😂😂

This is the best pitch meeting I've seen in a while I was laughing the entire time

This pitch meetings channel is one of the greatest ideas ever. I can watch Ryan George do his movie content without having to subscribe to screenrant and subject myself to the worst movie takes of all time

@alekesam

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the incessant "lists". Ugh

I genuinely cant believe they thought people would want to see this Locust story line in a Jurassic Park/World movie 😂

@jurassicpark1fan920

2 жыл бұрын

Well the film is successful at the box office so it didn't affect nothing. Also the locusts plot kinda ties into the first book where Dodgson tested modified rabies on unsuspecting farmers in Chile.

@jonahhumfleet472

2 жыл бұрын

gonna be honest, I didn't hate it

@4rtemis_Anims

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahhumfleet472 in my opinion, it was not needed, I come from dinosaurs but you give me big cockroach instead, how is that fair?

@Ledecral

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahhumfleet472 Honestly, I think people are focusing on the wrong thing when pointing out how bad this movie was.

@MrBrock314

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ledecral The locusts are bad, but there are other also bad parts.

I legit thought at first in the Now This they had got Tim Cook to Cameo. It was only when Dodgson reappeared that I realised it wasn't him so the modelling is very close.

You forgot to mention when the Giga had them all in a tree house where it would have easily killed them, but the Giga figured out it was fighting six characters worth of plot armor so it gave up.

I don't know why, but the 2 things that stood out the most to me in this movie were the Claire outruns a velociraptor and Owen plunges into a frozen lake and emerges without so much as a shiver. I know there are plenty of other moments, but for some reason those really stood out to me. The outrunning a velociraptor thing was compounded by then having a vehicle chase where the raptors could keep up with the vehicles...

@av5989

Жыл бұрын

I hated the scene in the earlier ones where the girl does a gymnastics move and drop kicks a raptor away 🙄. A scissor kick didnt even budge 60+ yr Arnold, but this 80 lb girl drop kicked a several hundred pound raptor away. So damn stupid.

@LuaanTi

Жыл бұрын

It's absolutely wonderful that just a few seconds before that happens, they are _shivering_ - that is, already quickly dropping in core body temperature. And then he gets dropped into an icy lake, and... that magically cured both of their encroaching hypothermia, it seems. I mean, regular ice water diving does help with resistance to cold, but I had no idea it just gave you an instant +1000% buff to frost resistance :D

@amberanime

Жыл бұрын

@@av5989 Still much more plausible then most of this movie. The raptor could have been standing in an unbalanced way, in which case knocking the raptor over isn't about power vs power. Martial arts is all about taking stronger bigger enemies down using speed, taking advantage of the weaknesses of the body and briging people out of balance. A raptor could have gotten out of balance and be knocked back because of that, rather then the force. She also created some momentum which made the force of her kick stronger then her actual physical strenght would allow. Overal probably the most popcorn moment of the second movie, but not 100% outside of the realm of possibilities. Unlike 90% of what happens in this movie.

@theTruthSeekerishere

Жыл бұрын

The unbelievable scene for me was when Owen was running to the helicopter from the dinosaurs. Of course he made it just in time lol

@wooozoneee3143

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. Stupid but needed in generic hollywood movie. Because Claire now is a parkour proffesional.