“There’s a main character on the ship, so he’s gonna avoid it.” “Oh, a very considerate Lizard” 🦎

@g_g5631

3 жыл бұрын

rawr

@g_g5631

3 жыл бұрын

Do King Kong evolution

@ae_vids6682

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@Buttermybumandcallmebiscuit

3 жыл бұрын

Omg love yo videos keep up the good work

@nomLuL

3 жыл бұрын

A very good lizard 🦎 👍🏽

"Godzilla did a back flip, snapped the monster's neck, and became the savior of humanity. Just like Superman."

@benedikhere5252

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh, Titans doing backflips are tight!

@Zood94

3 жыл бұрын

That sentence somehow triggers me because it didn't end up with "and save the day".

@GracUntoYou

3 жыл бұрын

Ezekiel 36:23 And I will sanctify my great name, which was profaned among the heathen, which ye have profaned in the midst of them; and the heathen shall know that I am the LORD, saith the Lord GOD, when I shall be sanctified in you before their eyes./inspiration+God is holy, His name is great, and He is good. At times, He is profaned by those who claim to follow Him but do not act in His will. They do evil and say it is His will when it is not. God will not let His name remain profaned. He will make unbelievers know that He is God and that He is good. Maybe you know someone who drags God’s name through the mud. That can be frustrating and even infuriating to watch. Take heart. God is mightier than them. He will make Himself known. /prayer+ LORD, You are mighty and good. You will make Your character known. Show Your might to the nations. Make unbelievers tremble at the knowledge of You. Show them You are God. You have the power to do anything. Let Your will be done. Let men bow before You and know that You are God. I have heard of Your mighty works, and I have seen some of Your mighty works firsthand. Act mightily in Your creation. In Jesus’ name. Amen.

@tomondrerock7472

3 жыл бұрын

But it was off screen of course

@lforlight

3 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou You're entirely off topic there, religious fanatic. Also Ezekiel never talked about Jesus. Please go away.

- _“..and she ends up dying!”_ - _“Oh, that is fatal.”_ It cracks me up every time 🤣

@kathleenkinney275

3 жыл бұрын

i literally knew this line was coming and i'm still frickin crying laughing

@sharjuna9311

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a reference line?

@sharjuna9311

3 жыл бұрын

@Former Auror oh, thanks for the elaboration

@DrThunder88

3 жыл бұрын

One might say that's the point she survives up until!

@acutedog9189

2 жыл бұрын

The comments are evolving. They're quoting the video in italic now

- Aha so is he gonna use THE ONE SKILL we've stablished he has, and d̶i̶f̶f̶u̶s̶e̶ defuse the bomb? - Nah I'm crying

@sebastianmelmoth9100

3 жыл бұрын

Defuse not diffuse, FYI.

@matthewdevine8275

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianmelmoth9100 Well, they only have like, opposite meanings.

@Dreamagain11

2 жыл бұрын

bomb defusal guy puts bomb to sea i'm a writer

@nathanielromero7660

Жыл бұрын

The lid was jammed shut and they couldn't get it open, and thus couldn't diffuse the bomb

@VChlorok

Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianmelmoth9100 wow I almost never comment on KZread and had completely forgotten about this comment. It got >800 likes wtf this is crazy to me. Anyway, thank you for the correction, I edited it!

What an incredible cast of memorable characters this movie has. There's Wife Nurse Mother, Soldier Son Father, Let Them Fight, and Bryan Cranston.

@lifeloverNorris

Жыл бұрын

And of course the star of the show, soldiers in pitch black night.

@bjchit

Жыл бұрын

Don’t be disrespecting Ken Watanabe that way.

@masonhollis3753

Жыл бұрын

@@bjchit let them fight

@davidvanwell2071

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Cameo appearance of Godzilla you know the title of the movie

@douchebagman1172

Жыл бұрын

@@davidvanwell2071 oh! That's the guy whose name is the title of the Movie!

If you pay attention these two are starting to understand each other so much they're practically saying each other's lines by now.

@Purpleturtlehurtler

3 жыл бұрын

They're even starting to look like each other!

@instantregret7858

3 жыл бұрын

Colleague to lovers arc

@pikiwiki

3 жыл бұрын

oo oo. see what you did. oo

@benedikhere5252

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh, saying each other’s lines is tight!

@ThuzzelBLS

3 жыл бұрын

lines by now.......missed it

Can you imagine if the movie was actually called "Muto" and Godzilla's inclusion was a complete surprise in the movie? That first scene at the airport would've been insane

@nayanD69

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@wizkaleeb662

11 ай бұрын

Should've done Kong first! Everyone knows Kong, would've been a great intro to the MonsterVerse. Then Godzilla for the second movie, but renamed Muto. And then shorten the name of the third movie to just Godzilla. Also, having Kong as the second movie resulted in a 5-year gap between the first and third, which have the same characters.

@nazirkazi2588

9 ай бұрын

Producer Ryan would've leaked that in the trailer though...

@bsmartr806

8 ай бұрын

Sad part is...if they did that and the movie followed Bryan Cranston instead of his son...they would have been forgiven for not having alot of Godzilla in it and I think it would have been a very good movie.

@bloodytoes5307

2 ай бұрын

@@wizkaleeb662Everyone knows Godzilla as well? What’s your point?

“Sure it is, just ask my sons Ben and Jerry” “And *Outback Steakhouse* ”

@DodaGarcia

2 жыл бұрын

The delivery on that was just masterful

“And then Godzilla dives into the San Francisco Bay and disappears” “But isn’t the San Francisco Bay 12-15 feet deep on average” “Yeah whatever”

@CJ-be2cu

3 жыл бұрын

No he would say “ listen I’m gonna need you to get alll the way off my back about the depth of the San Francisco Bay”

@xrayin1706

3 жыл бұрын

@@CJ-be2cubecause...

@nikkilee3840

3 жыл бұрын

But he didn't dive into the San Francisco bay, he dived into the Pacific Ocean, right?

@madwibble

3 жыл бұрын

Bloomin' hydrography...

@louisduarte8763

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikkilee3840 Yep, he said ocean.

"They need a lot of radiation to do that." "Oh, kinky." Haha

@Appo1324

3 жыл бұрын

You used quotation marks both right and wrong at the same time,fascinating

@MyChaotica

3 жыл бұрын

@@Appo1324 Fixed.

@Appo1324

3 жыл бұрын

@@MyChaotica Oh there wasn´t really a need for that,cause everything was actually said by Ryan.But I respect the effort.Have a great day man

@jackepong6300

3 жыл бұрын

I leave a lot of it after Im done. 👀

@BDKoala

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it at that line

"So we're gunna see them fight?" "Yeah.... No, we're gunna cut away" Literally this entire damn movie in a nut shell

@Bateluer

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. I remember thinking this while I was sitting in the theater watching the film. It got ridiculous.

@scienceface8884

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this movie on an IMAX screen to really enjoy the giant monster fights. 2 hours of "Oh, here we g- OH, COME ON!!"

@thegoodreylo4749

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bateluer I was forced to see this movie in theaters and I ended up loving it.

@MrJomalley123

3 жыл бұрын

And yet somehow people keep calling this the best godzilla movie of the entire monsterverse besides skull island

@ghawkins1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoodreylo4749 same. Waaay better than the 1998 movie

"Wife, Nurse, Mother"......I've never been so insulted & amused at the same time!! Lol 😂🤣

@Janzer_

2 жыл бұрын

well Yura Moron so, makes sense

@Wonder_Woman80sBaby

2 жыл бұрын

@@Janzer_ 🤣

"What's her personality?" "Wife nurse mother" a bunch of movies write characters just like that

@willvgo2950

3 жыл бұрын

“I feel like I’ve seen this scene a thousand times before.” “Make it a thousand & 1, sir, because we’re doing it, too.”

@aaronseidl5941

3 жыл бұрын

That's called great character development!

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

"Shes interesting because she gave birth and has a job" "Wowwowwowwowwow... Wow"

“And she ends up dying!” “Oh, that’s fatal!” This is exactly what I come to pitch meetings for 😂😂

@trinaq

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I love how nonchalantly Ryan delivers that line! 😅

@narcspector

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was my original comment too lol, def the funniest part, but then I went back and turned it into a huge rant about my WandaVision / Pietro / Godzilla theories... Probably not the best choice.

@sindelxkitana9710

3 жыл бұрын

Godzilla loses to Kong

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

@@sindelxkitana9710 Who asked?

Everytime he says "Unclear," I lose it. Just the thought of a screenwriter casually dismissing gaps in logic to keep the story moving forward, just seems so plausible.

@davidnordmeyer513

Жыл бұрын

Oh, using gaps in logic to keep the movie happening is TIGHT!!!!

@nathanieldiaz2845

Жыл бұрын

@@davidnordmeyer513 🤣🤣🤣

As an EOD tech I can 100% confirm that somewhere right now there is a Navy EOD tech following a SEAL team around saying exactly that. “Hey guys, can I come along?”

@mrsx7944

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mrsx7944

3 жыл бұрын

Hooah!

@professorhaystacks6606

2 жыл бұрын

Do they then try to move a bomb impossibly fast instead of disarming it? 'Cause it seems like that would be hard.

@westakahashi5487

2 жыл бұрын

@@professorhaystacks6606 Its going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@Dreamagain11

2 жыл бұрын

@@professorhaystacks6606 I'm not sure there's any chance in hell he could possibly disarm that thing without the disarming keys tbh

I’m new to the “Pitch meetings” but binging every episode now.

@Rappican

3 жыл бұрын

It's the literal only reason to be subscribed to Screen Rant and even then not enough of a reason to.

@tweek1133

3 жыл бұрын

same i think i've watched over a hundred in the last week :D

@mnoell35

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah,once you get the humor,it’s funny to hear him roast them.😂😂

@freetherapy-84

3 жыл бұрын

I'm new also, some of them are hilarious. Some channels are hard to commit to, his is easy, barely an inconvenience.

@jamesbizs

3 жыл бұрын

Ok?

Yeah, Walter White, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch being in a Godzilla movie is TIGHT.

@taylorlibby7642

3 жыл бұрын

I'd definitely watch a Godzilla movie with those characters in it.

@Swiftbow

3 жыл бұрын

I tend to think of him more as Kick-Ass than Quicksilver, but yes. It is.

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm..Kong have Loki, Captain Marvel, Some Guardian Of Galaxy Character, and Samuel L. Jackson...

@zxcvb7653

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Bryan Cranston is cannon in the MCU from WandaVision

@spider-man500

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChineduOpara 🤣🤣🤣LoL no. She couldn’t even Rip Agatha. So how is she gonna rip something with as much size, power, strength, weight and durability as Godzilla? She has to focus to control her powers, to in order to grab ahold, and TRY to rip Godzilla apart, will take time, (especially considering his extreme height, weight, and durability) And by then, Godzilla will have already stepped on her. Cause as POWERFUL as she is, she is extremely weak in physicality. Heck, Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Black Panther have greater physicality.

"Oh definitely 2 actors that would also make convincing siblings" Lmao

@Piece-O-Pie

Жыл бұрын

I don't get that.

@dada13771

Жыл бұрын

@@Piece-O-Pie Avengers: Age of Ultron?

@Piece-O-Pie

Жыл бұрын

@@dada13771 Ah!

@cal8994

2 ай бұрын

I specifically scrolled down for this comment. It took me a moment when I heard it, but it was absolutely worth it

"Coz, I write the lines he says" "Oh so, you made him say that." *A bunch of Hollywood screenwriters and George Lucas wants to know your location*

@aranya8572

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@duncanlutz3698

3 жыл бұрын

@@aranya8572 General Kenobi!

@samlerf

3 жыл бұрын

Rick Worley and Anomaly inc you are not^^

@raywardin3227

2 жыл бұрын

''I don't like sand'' 😂😂

@abraham2172

2 жыл бұрын

Thats how movies are made. If you dont like it, I suggest you stop watching movies all along.

"So, Brian is just barely in the movie." "You know who else is going to be barely in the movie?" "Godzilla". 😂😂

@vincevvn

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t say godzilla...

"Oh boy here we go!" "And then we cut away" The plot summary of Godzilla 2014.

@emanuelruettimann

Жыл бұрын

It was a good thing, though. Godzilla and the MUTOs are like Hurricanes. You try to stay away from it, watching it could be fatal. And you only expose yourself to it if there’s no other option. Godzilla vs. Kong didn‘t understand this at all. It felt more like fireworks. Completely boring after 10 minutes.

Wife-nurse-mother is my favorite movie character.

@tonyacosta4574

2 жыл бұрын

U r very pretty

Imagine if the movie was actually called MUTO and actually having no godzilla in the marketing... then BAM! godzilla appears at the Hawaiian airport... that would have been awesome

@monkeking8604

3 жыл бұрын

No one wanna watch movie called MUTO

@TX533

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeking8604 We'll never know u_u

@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with taufik laksana that very few people would watch MUTO, but those few people would get an awesome treat.

@monkeking8604

3 жыл бұрын

@@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7 but no companies would throw away millions of dollars just to please a "few" people, that's not how they work

@c1a2m3o4m5a6n7

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeking8604 I agree.

Pitch Meeting of Peter Jackson's King Kong sounds like the next logical step.

@everarzamendia6271

3 жыл бұрын

Theres a pitch meeting of the king kong movie, i mean, like, from 2 years ago

@klegdixal3529

3 жыл бұрын

"i'm Peter Jackson and i love original King Kong. i'll remake it and will throw in all the stuff that was in the original script but didn't make it into the film."

@daedricender7276

3 жыл бұрын

It seems only ....logical

@RubyDoobieScoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@everarzamendia6271 there's one for Kong Skull Island, not one for Peter Jackson's one that was actually good (albeit a bit too long)

@TinMan89537

3 жыл бұрын

But that was a good movie.

“So the Title of the movie is “Godzilla” and he’s barely in it?” “That’s what we’re going with”

Ben, Jerry, and Outback Steakhouse should meet Walker and Texas Ranger from Talladega Nights.

Seriously, if they wanna show humans for 90% of the movie atleast have an interesting story for them. It felt like the movie was just testing our patience.

@sillypuppy5940

3 жыл бұрын

But then the movie would be five minutes of near-darkness and growling

@benvoliothefirst

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Transformers fandom! I'm sorry.

@codyc9197

3 жыл бұрын

It was doing exactly that😑😑😑

@billyfarmerii1669

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure I saw this movie in theaters, yet I couldn't tell you anything that happened. It was terribly boring and not memorable.

@shithoagie

3 жыл бұрын

@@billyfarmerii1669 I did see this in theatres and I could tell you a bunch. But it's not worth doing at all.

The last time I was this early, Brian Cranston was still in the movie he supposedly starred in.

@wadebarnett2542

3 жыл бұрын

The last time you were this early, Bryan Cranston was starring in "Malcolm in the Middle."

@That_Guy-

3 жыл бұрын

@@wadebarnett2542 power walking with his army of bodybuilders

@austintrousdale2397

3 жыл бұрын

Bryan Cranston (reads screenplay): "Wow, you offed my character kinda quickly." Juliette Binoche: "Hold my saki."

@Simonporter89

3 жыл бұрын

@@austintrousdale2397 You win 🏆 😂😂😂

Godzilla’s atomic breath was effected by the MUTO’s EMP, which is why its significantly weaker than it becomes in King Of The Monsters.

@everburn

3 жыл бұрын

Oh interesting. Love your videos ✌

@3headedsnake388

3 жыл бұрын

AGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

@squiremuldoon5462

3 жыл бұрын

Lame.

@syazwan1765

3 жыл бұрын

Owh.. that's interesting and informative

@balashibuyeeter2704

3 жыл бұрын

@@squiremuldoon5462 well you're lame.

"... and that's the point he's alive up until." Man, the delivery on that line was amazing. 🤣🤣🤣

"Hi honey, I'm home...what's for dinner?" "Unclear!" "Well, okay then.."

@ZeroBeat1

3 жыл бұрын

"Honey, I think it'd be nice if I came home and dinner was ready." "And I think it'd be nice if you got all the way off my back." "Oh, let me get right off that thing."

Who else likes that Ryan is starting to use more clips from the movies to highlight the points in his Pitch Meetings?

@samit6646

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I think sometimes the plots can just be so 'meh' that we might struggle to remember it without seeing clips

@ion_force

3 жыл бұрын

its been like that for a while. But I approve of the choice I guess. competent videography is tight

@fascinatedbyeverything

3 жыл бұрын

Personally I prefer it without the b-roll (i.e, the clips). I find the clips distracting.

@moxiemaxie3543

3 жыл бұрын

I guess for people who think seeing these as a false equivalent to actually seeing the movie. People do that

@moxiemaxie3543

3 жыл бұрын

@Former Auror sitting down, watching 2 hrs and getting to know the characters is not equal experience to a 5min gag. False equivalent. Also watching the movie will make the jokes better because its like an inside joke. The joke won't be as funny if you didn't experience it already. So you're agreeing with a joke with no background

´´ She ends up dying’´ ´´Oh that’s fatal’´ I can see movie executives saying something like this

“So he’s just like....the killer monster who didn’t die...?”

"They need radiation to mate" "Ooooh, kinky" That line killed me XD Or was it the radioactivity? I forget.

@amitverma4203

3 жыл бұрын

That's fatal

@SimonBergeron1977

3 жыл бұрын

@@amitverma4203 Oh, right. I forgot.

@WitnessRAH

3 жыл бұрын

@@amitverma4203 it is

"Why didn't he do that in the first place?" "He hadn't built up enough super meter, yet"

@dripkidd8572

3 жыл бұрын

True, happens to the best of us

@demizson576

3 жыл бұрын

He had to approach some generators first and cause them to lose power. (... Because he's Godzilla.)

"And she ends up DYING" "OH, That's fatal!" I laughed....SO hard 🤣

@johngr1747

2 жыл бұрын

Literal humor meets dark humor

Nothing like watching a Pitch Meeting to let you know what movies to avoid. Thank you for your service, Ryan.

"So she sends her kid on a bus to the Golden gate bridge." "Hasn't she seen every disaster movie ever?" God damn that was perfect! 😆

@AndreNitroX

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like the “don’t put your kind on a bus” area

@thichinhphan4010

3 жыл бұрын

That is a good and truly funny sarcastic remark. I'm sure it crossed everyone's head while watching the movie.

It's pretty hilarious that a year after playing husband and wife, Lizzie and Aaron would go on to play superpowered twin siblings! 😂

@Valiente350

3 жыл бұрын

Remember that joke Robert Pattinson made about him and Reese Witherspoon? He played her son in a movie and then played her lover immediately after. "One would say I'm a mother f***er" Great comeback 🖤

@socraticmethod-man9808

3 жыл бұрын

@@Valiente350 I hate myself for looking up what movies you were talking about.

@kingsleycy3450

3 жыл бұрын

At this point it is shorter to list all the actors who haven't been in a Marvel movie.

@mattdunkley130

3 жыл бұрын

"Banjo music starts:

@nurse425

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingsleycy3450 Or a comic book movie in general, LOL!

Godzilla: "I was barely in the movie, but I STILL got paid more than Muto." Muto: "IT'S BULLCRAP!!!"

@EndPoliticalCorruption

3 жыл бұрын

True. The MUTOs had to die on screen. Much more demanding. They got hosed.

I live for that head nod he does when he says "yes, sir I do"

Please do the Taken series next “Wait, so who’s driving the boat? “Unclear” “Well ok then”

@coreyperdue1966

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@NowhereMan7

3 жыл бұрын

Taken isnt a "series" . There is one good action movie called Taken. It did well so they made it happen again, and then yet again, each time a little more ridiculous than the last. Still, like Rambo, or Die Hard its a "series" for lack of a better word.

@Arcessitor

3 жыл бұрын

@@NowhereMan7 Taken isn't a series. It's also a series. Okay champ.

@kantofilms9167

3 жыл бұрын

"Ghost drivers are TIGHT"

@NowhereMan7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arcessitor I didn't contradict myself smooth brain. I know its technically a series. I'm talking about the difference between a proper series of movies ( ie Harry Potter, LOTR, Star Wars) and rinse and repeat movies that were slowly turned into "series" over time like the ones I mentioned.

"Wife" "What?" "Nurse" "But-" "Mother" "these aren't personality traits" "Wife nurse mother" "Ok."

@MelvinC3

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@johnpk5831

3 жыл бұрын

"Sister, but in another movie."

@faulty83logic

3 жыл бұрын

"Puppy monkey baby" "OK."

I was not ready for “Ben and Jerry and Outback Steakhouse”😂😂😂😂

I love how the studio executive guy just greenlights any film, no matter how bad the pitch is 😂

"She's going to put her son on a bus that's headed for the Golden Gate bridge." "Oh, has she not seen every disaster movie ever?"

@Sophie-mv7bd

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously not

@coltonbates629

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf, I havent seen every disaster movie ever either

@inr9751

2 жыл бұрын

Hasn't seen The Mist either, it seems like. Seriously, you can't just entrust your kids to Mrs Carmody 4:57!

@sauceboss9797

2 жыл бұрын

Not watching disaster movies is tight!

@Powerhaus88

2 жыл бұрын

@@inr9751 Not the same actress

"Just ask my sons Ben and Jerry and Outback Steak House" lol

@DavidLLambertmobile

3 жыл бұрын

My cousin Krispy Kreme was very offended! 🍩🍩🍩 CANCEL!!! 😖

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

This video inspired me to call my newborn son Haagen Dazs.

@crshh

3 жыл бұрын

"Optimus Prime, you sit close to Megatron. We're going to have a little chit-chat!"

@Cats777

3 жыл бұрын

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

@darynvoss7883

3 жыл бұрын

Does he have 2 sons or 3?

"Oh man, seeing Godzilla in action is tight!" "Oh yeah, if you don't mind the brightness turned down to 0." *"Wait what?"*

@themexican8720

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the movie was never meant to be that dark, it was a transfer issue with the Home Release. The original, Theatrical source was clearly visible.

@loganseydel7155

3 жыл бұрын

@@themexican8720 Oh, that would make way more sense, since I watched the movie in my room mid day.

Honestly, I was cheering for the mutos the entire time. Best romance of 2014.

"Just ask my sons Ben & Jerry AND Outback Steakhouse." LMAO

- She dies - That’s fatal! Died of laughter, too

@platonicbuu7454

3 жыл бұрын

Woops

@paulstephens2861

3 жыл бұрын

@@platonicbuu7454 whoopsie

"So tell me about his wife." "Well, she has never for a single moment of her life run or jogged anywhere."

Ryan being in love with Bryan Cranston is a running joke in and of itself.

Godzilla: I don't always die, But when i do, i don't.

@mydogskips2

3 жыл бұрын

The most interesting man in the world: But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

It’s so weird that Aaron Taylor Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen played husband and wife and then brother and sister within a year

@DAT415

3 жыл бұрын

or Wanda and Thanos doing the nasty in another film as father and daugher :(

@FeliX-TobiYahs-C

3 жыл бұрын

@@DAT415 hahaha, oh yeah! I forgot about "old boy" 😂💯😅 Damn, time flies

@sinkvenice4438

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s like they’re actors or something 😀

@wildste

3 жыл бұрын

Given the way the Ultimate Universe treated their characters, there wasn't that big a difference

@DAT415

3 жыл бұрын

@@wildste yeah. i had a conspiracy theory going on in my mind that it was deliberate casting so when we'll see them next in AoU we'd get that reference. lol.

'Outback Steakhouse' might be the hardest I've ever laughed during a pitch meeting. That and maybe the Infinity War one where he begs producer guy to stop adding characters.

“That’s the point he’s going to survive up until.”

“That’s a recognizable name and we haven’t made one in a while, that pretty much checks off all the boxes” this dude just pretty much summed up all Hollywood in one iconic elegant sentence

@trinaq

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, it shows that Hollywood is mostly motivated by money now!

@somerandolad

3 жыл бұрын

Casual audiences are suckers for nostalgia.

@Valiente350

3 жыл бұрын

I love RDJ...but RDJ in Dr. Dolittle.

@1516Spinola6040

3 жыл бұрын

Money is tight!

@Smible

3 жыл бұрын

@@1516Spinola6040 is it easy to make money?

Making an improved American Godzilla with Bryan Cranston is TIGHT!

@jonathanperry8331

3 жыл бұрын

If I were CinemaSins they would get one Sin for bringing Brian Cranston into this

@mnomadvfx

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad that isn't what we actually got.

@ConnorVide

3 жыл бұрын

@@mnomadvfx except it is. The United States has made 3 Godzilla movies. Prior to 2014 they had only made one and it was awful

@furiousfigures8714

3 жыл бұрын

Iggy

@just_manasse1455

3 жыл бұрын

@@furiousfigures8714 RIP

I don't know if it's the fact that I should have been sleeping by now for like 3 hours, but I found this one especially funny. Thank you, Ryan, amazing pitch meeting!

The only thing that doesn't appear to be "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" is telling a coherent story.

"He's just like the killer monster that didn't die". "So he's a saviour now" History sumarised

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Which history?

@Somerandomdude-ev2uh

3 жыл бұрын

@@wikansaktianto9215 All history. History is written by the victors.

@chucklytell

3 жыл бұрын

@@Somerandomdude-ev2uh LOL that is accurate on a terrible level

@louisduarte8763

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't vote for him!

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

@@Somerandomdude-ev2uh So..the victor of Asian History is..slave?

Ben & Jerry wanted a baby sister so their parents adopted Outback Stakehouse from Australia.

@kryptonianguest1903

3 жыл бұрын

Real actual human beings named their real actual human twin babies Fish and Chips.

@usman2131

3 жыл бұрын

Thats tight

@thedestroyasystem

3 жыл бұрын

@@kryptonianguest1903 don't forget "shithead", pronounced "shah-TEED", abcde, @, La4che, X Æ A-12....

@kryptonianguest1903

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedestroyasystem Or the couple who thought it was romantic that Paris Hilton was named after the place she was conceived and named their child Bus Shelter 19.

90% of traffic to crappy Screen Rant is solely due to Ryan's comedy genius. You're too good for this channel bud!

"Wife, nurse, mother". You got me there 😆

“Unclear” is so honest and beautiful

Screen Rant and this channel gimmick of pitch meetings it the best thing on youtube. Just great stuff guys! Thanks

This reminded me how frustrating this movie was. How dark, hard to see or tell what's going on. And how much of a huge let down that Cranston died right off the bat.

I had completely forgotten that Elizabeth Olsen played Wife-Nurse-Mother.

@Fetch049

3 жыл бұрын

How can you forget that performance?! Elizabeth Witch made everyone cry when she did the thing she did in the movie.

@randomuser5237

3 жыл бұрын

Tushar Raj Pretty sure she's using her hex powers to make everyone forget she was in this movie.

@ketchup016

3 жыл бұрын

And you thought Brian Cranston was underused ... what a waste.

@mantonythe1st

3 жыл бұрын

Same, in fact I still don't remember her being in it lol

@willvgo2950

3 жыл бұрын

Stuff is flying, we're fighting giant monsters & I have an old nuke with a timer. None of this makes sense.

“That’s fatal.” Dang I wasn’t expecting to laugh that much about someone dying

" And then theres this big monster gonna show up!" "Godzilla?!" "Nope." "Oh" My reaction too.

"My sons Ben & Jerry and Outback Steakhouse"! I laughed so much I nearly coughed up an eye! 🙂

A new pitch meeting is always tight

Yeah, a movie called "Godzilla" that's 2 hours long literally only had Godzilla in it for 12 minutes.

@cenciende9401

3 жыл бұрын

And it was great. The sense of scale in the film was masterfully executed.

@bipolarcow

3 жыл бұрын

Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, a 2 hour movie about dinosaurs, has even less on screen time than that. Only 14 minutes of dinosaurs. And that movie is a stone cold classic.

@stevendavis6157

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenciende9401 No, it was terrible and trailers left ppl confused. They should made a monster horror movie instead of godzilla.

@domesticgamer6002

3 жыл бұрын

I mean big monsters don’t really carry plot cause they can’t talk

@VanillaSunrise56

3 жыл бұрын

@@domesticgamer6002 They can if you watch the dub of Godzilla vs Gigan

A Godzilla movie, without Godzilla, just brillaint.

These are so much more enjoyable than nearly every movie they parody. Thank you Ryan George, you are doing important work here.

"That's right, and do you know who else is barely gonna be in the movie?" "Oh, please don't say Godzilla." "Godzilla!" 😂😂

@LuisSierra42

3 жыл бұрын

Not having Godzilla in a Godzilla movie is TIGHT!

“There’s a main character on the ship, so he’s gonna avoid it.” “Oh, a very considerate Lizard” 😂🤣🦎

I didn't know how the movie ended until this video. I had to go to the bathroom and when I came back, the credits were rolling. I could have watched it on Netflix but I figured I was okay not knowing.

Joe Brody: Say my name. MUTO: **roars** Joe Brady: *You're goddamn right.*

But the writer didn't say anything about them saying "Let them fight."

"A very considerate lizard." -- Creativity !

@kelseyogbuagu4894

3 жыл бұрын

Lol,that part got to me,,,

Subscribing to this channel was super easy. Barely an inconvenience. I dig this channel, man. Keep it up. 👍

This channel spares me from ever seeing any of these movies while still being able to feel up to date and equipped with a list of reasons I don’t

"so you have a movie for me?" "yes sir I do"

@5Ci0N

3 жыл бұрын

🤦

@MarkelleRayneeSheree

3 жыл бұрын

Well every other comment is just quotes from the video we all watched so why not?

@Paul-zh2jp

3 жыл бұрын

quoting unremarkable lines is tight. and funny

Getting the notification for a Godzilla pitch meeting is tight

These are my favourite things to watch

Please do a Godzilla vs Kong pitch meeting. Whoever wrote the dialogue for that movie needs special attention. "You wrote a book on the hollow earth and that's your only experience so we need you to pilot this ship."

The Suez Canal is TIGHT.

@BrianMillsMFA

3 жыл бұрын

Topical!

@Dudemon-1

3 жыл бұрын

@@BrianMillsMFA Topical jokes are TIGHT!

@wikansaktianto9215

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm..I wonder what happened if Panama Canal get blocked instead.

@thebatman4279

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dudemon-1 Will it be hard to unblock?

@nhmooytis7058

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

"They communicate using echo location" - so sound, they talk to each other.

@_Stormfather

3 жыл бұрын

The whole process of echolocation is right there in the name. Echo. Location. It's a way animals find their own location based off echoes of sound that they make. It has nothing to do with communicating at all

@randomdude8202

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

"And every time a character opens a door they will find that everything behind that door was absolutely destroyed!" I love how overused that trope is in this movie it's frankly hilarious.

Excellent ! love these Pitch Meetings. but I have to watch them after I see the movie or I start to see the flaws ! Ryan can you do one for Chaos Walking, its more than worthy.

Being early is Super easy, Barely an inconvenience.

@ripstreamgoliath1033

3 жыл бұрын

yes ikr

@trinaq

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir, it is!

@ooupatek1760

3 жыл бұрын

Being early is TIGHT

@BLACKjacket1

3 жыл бұрын

Is it really tho?

@SophiaAphrodite

3 жыл бұрын

You wife disagrees.

If you're gonna have giant monsters fight make sure it's really dark, raining and you use nothing but close ups.

@puellamservumaddominum6180

3 жыл бұрын

Having part of fight on tiny cell phone screen or 13 inch tv good too. Wouldn't want to be too overpowered by the monsters size.

@themexican8720

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the movie was never meant to be that dark, it was a transfer issue with the Home Release. The original, Theatrical source was clearly visible.

Please do Swan Princess, Mask of Zorro, Braveheart, and Ever After!

Dang... that was one of the best ones ever

Very considerate Lizard 🦎👏

My father in law was hyped to see this, he LOVES monster flicks. Ended up calling it "Godzilla, Where Are You?"