I was really hoping that Godzilla and Kong could become friends, just by discovering that both of their mothers are named Martha (Martha Godzilla and Martha Kong).

@bttrflymagic

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the other character’s moms, like Marthara!

@timopper5488

2 жыл бұрын

@@bttrflymagic Marthara Mothra would be her full name, then. 😃

@jellyducky1636

2 жыл бұрын

nah they wouldnt be friends they would rather become mutual allies

@sebastionherring4196

2 жыл бұрын

Marthazilla and Queen Kong

@TheCentre101

2 жыл бұрын

Watch filmentos video, wish granted

"So then Emma kinda realizes that her plan to kill millions of people is actually going to get millions of people killed." "Oh, she pieces that together, huh?"

@khadaoc8241

7 ай бұрын

wowowowow WOW.

@user-yn5vg9pl1k

2 ай бұрын

Money

@mr.stuffdoer8483

13 күн бұрын

Funny line but her goal was to set loose titans so they could heal the planet, but Ghidorah being from space meant he’d be ruining it so it’d be good for him. She didn’t know that part

@artoriapendragon3234

7 күн бұрын

i mean she knew that, she was just accepting that as a necessary consequence to preserve the planet. In actuality she realized that Ghidorah was an invasive species, not a true Earth Titan and that he would kill EVERYONE including all other life that wasn't humanity. Had Ghidorah not been a factor she would've been happy to let Godzilla and every other titan raze humanity into oblivion. She was a radical ecoterrorist plain and simple.

"praise marvel" "Praise marvel, to you as well my child!" "Stan Lee be with you" "And also with you!" 😂😂😂

@ladylightning3810

2 жыл бұрын

I love it. 🤣

@chanceboarders7749

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a marvel super fan so i take those words to heart Stan Lee be with you🙏🏻

@t-rexontherun

Жыл бұрын

This made me do an extra hard nasal exhalation

@DavidMarshall6814

Жыл бұрын

Anglican here. Appreciated the humor.

@kennethchemwok9776

Жыл бұрын

That was funny 😂

25:09 Writer :“At a certain point Godzilla is gonna be like ,”Hehehehe” Producer: “What?” This had me laughing so hard 😂

@gzz_

11 күн бұрын

I re-watched this video today just to see this part. Huehuehuehue

"Hon you've already seen these individually" "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way of my back about this" "Oh ok hon, let me get off of that thing!"

@recoveringsoul755

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen ANY of these versions

@icorrectly

2 жыл бұрын

Arguing with your mom about your addiction to Pitch Meeting is tight

@Doge-bz3vj

2 жыл бұрын

@@icorrectly Wow wow.... wow

@GodlessVoice

2 жыл бұрын

@@icorrectly ⁰

@adrian72300

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you wanna get off that thing? oh whoops! whoopsie!!!

And then godzilla did a back flip, snapped a bad guys neck and saved the day

@bene5785

2 жыл бұрын

All three of the bad guy’s necks

@nuttygranolatv9687

2 жыл бұрын

He f#$k#% the bad guys face

@fallentitan7704

2 жыл бұрын

He snapped alot of peopels necks

@sonsofthewestredwhiteblue5317

2 жыл бұрын

Technically it was an Iron Lotus.

@slappy8941

2 жыл бұрын

Godzilla doing a backflip, snapping a bad guy's neck, and saving the day is TIGHT!

"what if big monkey punch big reptile" This is honestly one of my favorite lines

@Peoe500

Ай бұрын

That’s called domestic/spousal abuse in most cases.

whoever casted this producer guy and screenwriter guy did a great job. It's hard to imagine how two distinct individuals can be so in tune with each other all the time.

@ceilingsintheireyes6288

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think they even look alike. I know that’s ridiculous because one of them wears glasses but there’s just something about them…

@jonaspetersen3072

Жыл бұрын

@@ceilingsintheireyes6288 Hmmm I think it's the hair mby. Their hairstyle is kinda similar

@timopper5488

Жыл бұрын

You guys are all crazy. I’ve never seen two more unique and diametrically-opposed people in my life.

@kahnfatman

Жыл бұрын

Super easy, bearly an inconvenience!

@MiguelHernandez-ln9cf

Жыл бұрын

​@@kahnfatman oh really?

I would totally watch the movie "Godzilla: The Big Ol' Lizard" Sounds like a ton of fun, and lowers my expectations for logic in the movie.

@seanflanagan3118

2 жыл бұрын

Agree I love that title !

@pebble1481

2 жыл бұрын

And i would also totally watch "Kong: The Big Ol' Monkey"

@Scottyshunt

2 жыл бұрын

6,8 @@pebble1481 t5,,68

@Vanillastump

Жыл бұрын

Why? That is the most logical title. Exactly what is says on the tin.

@drsanjayprajapati1583

Ай бұрын

I'd totally watch Mothra:The Big Ol' Moth

I like being reminded how CONSISTENTLY good Ryan's work is

@Author_SoftwareDesigner

2 жыл бұрын

Consistent af. He definitely has a system

@timopper5488

10 ай бұрын

@@Author_SoftwareDesigner A consistent system. A “consystemt,” if you will. (Will you?)

@Author_SoftwareDesigner

10 ай бұрын

@@timopper5488 Making new words that are hard to say is TIGHT.

"OH a very considerate lizard!"

@MixdGoyIntabMGI

2 жыл бұрын

Very considerate lizards are tight

“ Stan Lee be with you ” 😂😂

@andrewbogard2411

2 жыл бұрын

"And also with you "

@mlungisimokhethi6958

2 жыл бұрын

To stan be the glory.

@ladylightning3810

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

"Praise Marvel." "Praise Marvel to you, as well, my child." "Stan Lee be with you." "And also with you." This should be used more. 😂

@johnparadox9429

2 жыл бұрын

add Excelsior!

@timothyfarrand8407

2 жыл бұрын

No

@inthelowpost

2 жыл бұрын

we switched to "and with your spirit" a few years ago, though. LOL

@dylenwithane

2 жыл бұрын

@@inthelowpost they changed it to trick john

@ErebosGR

2 жыл бұрын

"Loyalty to Disney, loyalty to the brand, loyalty is salvation, loyalty is life." "We all bow to our Disney overlords! Hail the mouse! Hail the mouse!"

Pitch meeting compilations are TIGHT!

@denxavi217

2 жыл бұрын

Because

@UnnamedHero0922

2 жыл бұрын

That works

@sketchyaf8487

2 жыл бұрын

at first i thought the length of the video would be a challenge, but it was actually super easy, barely and inconvenience

@captainsprinkles6557

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah!

@brucanthwood

2 жыл бұрын

That's because the content is SO BIG

"Cartography bombs are tight!" "Weird monster holes are tight!" "Double teaming a robot is right!" 🤣

@GinisisDroid

21 күн бұрын

That's weird when you say it like this 😂

"Because Vietnam, vaguely" still cracks me up every time

"Oh, that's fatal." - Best subtle line.

Can you do a pitch meeting of the old Disney Movie “The Sword in the Stone”? I feel like the pitch meeting for it would be hilarious.

@followthewhiterabbit2549

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, wow, wow...... wow !

@icorrectly

2 жыл бұрын

I bet removing the sword becomes super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@Matisaro

2 жыл бұрын

"So then the lady squirrel tries to mate with him!" "Bestiality is tight!"

@himynameisowen

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matisaro it's ok because the female squirrel is trying to rape him, so its very hilarious sir

@nurse425

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, Swords stuck in stones are TIGHT"! "That's the problem"!

The only reason I'm still subbed to screen rant

@igfry

2 жыл бұрын

Quite literally.

@dog_lover1232

2 жыл бұрын

You are right

@CheemengeRa

2 жыл бұрын

Overused.

@icorrectly

2 жыл бұрын

The only reason I ever did/would...

@BigD7997

2 жыл бұрын

oh subscribing to screen rant just for the pitch meetings is TIGHT!

It terrifies me how many times I’ve rewatched these and still not gotten tired of them. I’ve watched all the pitches 5-6 times at this point. I fall asleep to them actually. I believe they’re so light hearted and jolly that they make for good videos to fall asleep to.

@jonnnnniej

Жыл бұрын

Same! Listening to Ryan in the background is so relaxing :)

@elguapo87

Жыл бұрын

Haha I do the same thing

@theparodychannel7842

11 ай бұрын

​@@jonnnnniej is it super easy??

@ruyan247

9 ай бұрын

@@theparodychannel7842 it is! Barely an inconvenience!

@Lucifer-cq2cg

8 ай бұрын

Falling asleep to pitch meetings is TIGHT!

“Wife, nurse, mother” not being personality traits really hits 20% of the online dating population

@dereklearnslow

2 жыл бұрын

Oof lol.

@steinerstine2845

2 жыл бұрын

Who has wife in their bio ?

@jackofalltrades7907

2 жыл бұрын

A lot, as in they're wanting to be one

@xtremeniga

2 жыл бұрын

Only 20%? Nah more like 90%

@jgobroho

2 жыл бұрын

That's literally every single mom on online dating

I always loved how the screenwriter basically gave up on logical explanations by the 3rd movie. "Yeah whatever, monsters punching!"

I love it when the writer just goes "I don't care!" because that has to be what actually happens during the writing process.

@ChaosDesigned

Жыл бұрын

Thats my favorite part, hes just like "YEAH I DONT CARE WHATEVER! " I'm just doing the thing!

@sheenpailovesu7841

4 ай бұрын

When the end product is big reptile and big monkey punching each other, "I don't care" it's the mentality you should have

The story about how one man single handedly caries an entire channel Tight

@weirdidiot4616

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah , Ryan is just screen rant now

@ibobs1

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure for him it's super easy barely an inconvenience

@UhHuh2013

2 жыл бұрын

Wow Wow wow

Honestly, we should just nickname Ryan as "Atlas" the amount of lifting he does on this channel...

Can Ryan carry the weight of this whole channel on his back??? Of course he can! It’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

@DeRockMedia

2 жыл бұрын

@Robert MacLean including the video recording?

@tigerbread78

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeRockMedia He shoots it himself

@cooperross9495

2 жыл бұрын

That's why he always needs the producer to get off his back. He can't carry both of them at the same time.

@therealhippo

2 жыл бұрын

@@cooperross9495 Yeah I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that.

@Phidisobog

2 жыл бұрын

not really he will need you to get aaaaall the way offf his back about it lmfao

"Oooh, double-teaming a robot is tight!" "Uuhh-" "Aahh-" 🤣🤣🤣

Pitch Meetings for Narnia trilogy, Maze Runner and Divergent trilogy.

@TaxEvader22

2 жыл бұрын

yesssss

@henryimoh3682

2 жыл бұрын

We need this 🔥

"a very stealthy educator" is top 3 on this compilation

I will never stop asking for a Surf ninjas pitch meeting.

@matthewwaddington2777

2 жыл бұрын

‘Surf Ninjas’ is to logical when compared to modern cinema!

@chrisstrebor

Жыл бұрын

Haven't seen a reference to this movie in forever!!! Loved it as a kid!!!

@charlieb1575

7 ай бұрын

'holding fingertips to temples' what if...Ryan made a pitch meeting about surf ninjas!

Bryan Cranston only being in the first act of Godzilla 2014 is tight.

It's hilarious that every movie I watch and a huge plot hole happens I always think "Can't wait for the pitch meeting of this movie!"

@moistnugget4147

2 жыл бұрын

Being excited for Ryan to show you huge holes is tight!

@mallorycarpinski1160

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The Suicide Squad Pitch Meeting: 1 Million views. Actors Who Turned Tiny TV Parts into Breakout Roles: 15 Thousand views.

Godzilla: "So you have a nuclear warhead for me?" Serizawa: "Yes sir I do."

i love that screenwriter guy knows about mothra dying in every kaiju movie she appears in

@Beer_Dad1975

Жыл бұрын

Not all the earlier films.

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

@@Beer_Dad1975 thanks for the example, it really helped to prove your point!

@Beer_Dad1975

Жыл бұрын

@@favoritemustard3542 "Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster" is I think the earliest example where she lives. There are plenty of others though.

The more of these I watch, the harder it gets not to say "I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that" to my boss.

Something about you saying "barely an inconvenience!" warms my soul. I love these videos.

I like how in Kong: Skull Island that one soldier had a son. And that one aspect literally made the meat-bag a more detailed character than the protagonists combined

Rewatching Pitch Meetings I've seen a bunch times is tight

@MixdGoyIntabMGI

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

0:46 this is one of if not THE funniest joke I’ve ever heard. The punch line “just ask my sons Ben and Jerry…..and Outback Steakhouse.” FLOORED me. I’m going to be laughing about this for weeks and I’ll remember it occasionally for years to come. 🤣

I'm confused because i can see you in front of me but it feels like you're on my back and I'm gonna need you to get off of there

I love every time something doesn't make sense Ryan casually goes ok

Bryan Cranston would have made this movie a lot better if he was in there for a lot longer

@redseaweedcupcakes4837

2 жыл бұрын

Bryan Cranstons character would've made a good villian in the 2014 film

@maleficking6556

2 жыл бұрын

@@redseaweedcupcakes4837 ....Why would he be a villain?

@Marveryn

2 жыл бұрын

@@maleficking6556 cause the muto kill his wife and son (cause of course his son died instead of him in my version of the film)

@maleficking6556

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marveryn And that would make him a villain because....?

Do Blade please! All 3 of the the movies!

"And then Kong makes a helicopter crash..."

@IntheBay85

2 жыл бұрын

...and then Kong makes a helicopter crash!..

@hiyorisarugaki1830

2 жыл бұрын

@@IntheBay85 And then kong makes a helicopter crash!

@joanbennettnyc

2 жыл бұрын

... ... ... ... ... ...

@hiyorisarugaki1830

2 жыл бұрын

@@joanbennettnyc and then along makes a helicopter crash !!!

@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiyorisarugaki1830 AND THEN KONG MAKES A HELICOPTER CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who else wishes Pitch Meetings would ditch ScreenRant?

@johnnybravo9096

2 жыл бұрын

What does it matter, you still get entertained for nothing

@weirdidiot4616

2 жыл бұрын

I do , but it would make it harder for ryan

@vincehardy5190

2 жыл бұрын

No screenrants brought us Ryan.

@weirdidiot4616

2 жыл бұрын

@@vincehardy5190 i'll rather watch Ryans channel , that's what brought him to us

@profdrsabschnaak2852

2 жыл бұрын

You guys always hate on Screen Rant, but don't realise that Ryan is actually part of the whole it?

So love these Pitch Meeting videos. Some of the best entertainment on KZread. Also some better than the movies themselves ;)

Thanks for saving me the trouble of rewatching all of these individually.

The reaction to "I think it's important, especially in this day and age to put a positive spin on conspiracy theorists online..." Killed me 😂😂😂

“She ends up dying “ “Oh that’s fatal”

A compilation of you doing the old 1960s Godzilla's in this format would be absolutely amazing

"Volcanos are hot sometimes." "They are." LOL ...entirely accurate while missing the point ...entirely.

Now we know his son's name is HR. I love that there is a growing cannon between these two characters.

@Tonyhouse1168

6 ай бұрын

And his other sons Ben & Jerry, and Outback Steakhouse.

Oh, posting a compilation so Ryan can give his back a short break from carrying the channel is TIGHT!

Avg SR video: 20k views. Avg Pitch Meeting: 1M views

Ending compilation videos at exactly 27:00 is tight!

@timopper5488

2 жыл бұрын

It is!

Ryan - "Please don't tell HR" Not Ryan - "I don't know anyone named HR, is that your son?" Ryan - "........ yes"

@grumpyoldman3458

2 жыл бұрын

HR Puffnstuff

@MixdGoyIntabMGI

2 жыл бұрын

Hr is tight

Reusing past videos just to get more views on your channel is TIGHT!

@jhonsmithy2873

2 жыл бұрын

No, its lame

@jellyducky1636

2 жыл бұрын

@@jhonsmithy2873 no your lame

@Crabinton

2 жыл бұрын

@@jhonsmithy2873 no these are useful for some people that don't want to watch one find the next one click it and repeat until they are finished with all of them

"Wife Nurse Mother " ahh yeah my favorite personality traits 😂😂

"(...) So cut away, my friend! Let's look at reactions instead of the action, for sure!" That line is just... precious 😂😂😂😂

The dislikes are people who turned their screen upside down to like the video again

@Phidisobog

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@daframp2753

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phidisobog it’s true

"Barely an inconvenience" To leave this great review please keep these, These are hysterical! !

"it's going to b super easy, barely inconvenient" never gets old.

24:20 is my favorite. " ".... okay but so, though they they though..." "and then monsters are gonna punch each other!" "OOOOooooh!"

When Ryan's pitch meeting is much, much more entertaining than the movies that were actually made. Great work.

@GamingNationshm

4 ай бұрын

I disagree.

"Sir, I believe Outback Steakhouse is a daughter of yours, she's just a tomboy" "Right, a boy!" "No, sir - nevermind."

"Who's HR? Is that your son? "...yes."

Pitch meetings are tight!

Kid "I want to see Godzilla!" Mom "We have Godzilla at home." Home 'Destroyed' Kid "Whoopsie!" Mom "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this."

The lore deepens. We now know that Producer Guy's four sons are named Ben, Jerry, H.R, and Outback Steakhouse respectively

@rebella8898

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that there were a few more than just 4.

I hope everyone's day is just wowowow!

This entire video is hilarious, but the funniest part to me is sons names. Just imagine meeting someone later in life, who's name is Outback Steakhouse.

@rounz1

2 жыл бұрын

That was so funny. Then Ryan plays with it again when he says: "Please don't tell HR". And the writer says: "I don't know any HR. Is that your son?" Then Ryan: "...Yes"

"... at a certain point Godzilla's gonna be like He-He-He-He-He." - "What?" RROOOOFFLLLLLLL ... 25:05

@JoeyMartz

2 жыл бұрын

This comment makes me smile.

can't wait for the pitch meetings for "What if", Shang-chi, Eternals, spiderman no way home, and venom let there be carnage

I think WB got the entire naming convention wrong for the Godzilla franchise. Godzilla rarely appears, and is a huge pacific monster. So the movie names could actually have been Mewto or other alien/monster names that Godzilla would protecc earth from. That way Godzilla v King Kong would also have been TIGHT

This compiliation gives us a good laugh and has Pollux humble brag about how much of a player he is with having the sons Ben, Jerry, Outback Steakhouse, and Maybe HR. A Pitch Meeting Brat Pack!

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen must be the next one!

I’ve watched all four movies, but thanks to this Pitch Meetings compilation, I never have to watch them again.

You usually do good work, but this one was spectacular

Great job with these!

“He restarts Kong’s heart using the magical ship as a defibrillator.” Every medical professional: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS! You don’t use a defibrillator for cardiac arrest!

Would love to see a pitch meeting for Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

@Tonyhouse1168

2 жыл бұрын

And Smokin aces!

I'm so glad I discovered these videos! Even when they poke fun at movies I love like the Godzilla movies, I still laugh the whole time!

I love these videos! So funny, so true. Gets me through the day. Hey! Maybe you can do a Pitch Meeting for the movie; A Knight’s Tale

When you've seen all of the videos: *Dabs in true PM fan*

Do a pitch meeting for Armageddon please. its oil drillers in space the jokes write themselves.

@moistnugget4147

2 жыл бұрын

My immediate reaction laughter, since I haven't even heard of this movie and oil in space is the stupidest thing I've heard of in months. Then came the sad realization that you probably weren't even kidding and that this movie exists

@gilesa.4052

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!!!🤣

@Matthew-ve7uv

2 жыл бұрын

Moist nugget? That screen-name a Jim Jefferies reference? The film does exist, but the oil drillers don't dig for oil in space. Still, they might as well, considering how ridiculous the film is anyway. It's Michael Bay, so there you go, all you need to know.

@moistnugget4147

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew-ve7uv No, I just this name because the word moist makes a lot of people uncomfortable

@kazansky22

Жыл бұрын

Haha, yea that would be a good one

Amazing

2 years later, still, a watchable clip, with great scenary ! ... 😊👍

The footage he plays when the wifenursemother is running around aimlessly is one of the best jokes in the whole pitch

Stan lee be with you. Rip

Halo pitch meetings. Gaming spinoff. Spin-off spin-off. Make them happen RyRy. RyRy is the funniest man on KZread for sure. Never ever stop, or I will find you, and ask you to continue.

I love these so much XD

By the time we get to the end of this Monsterverse series, all the "I don't know"s have become "I don't care"s So fantastically honest.

They should add an extra bit at the start where he pitches the franchise

21:37 he protec, he atak, but most importantly, he do it super easily, barely an inconvenience

Outback Steakhouse is a great name though 😅

I've just noticed something I didn't before. Can anyone tell me what's said in the background at 10:40 ?

He pitch meeted about a Film That Started it all (G14), A Film That was Liked By People and was no.1 (K17), A Film so great to G-fans and audiences that Critics and Box office people had to Fire Back their strongest weapon: Negative Response (G:KOTM), and a film that's also good the World needed it (GVK).

Volcanoes ARE hot sometimes!

Do a pitch meeting for the 2005 king kong