Rorschach is a really cool vigilante, I love his costume, but I don't understand why his mask is a picture of my parents fighting.

@the_real_chicken7598

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@wearywanderer7018

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha You sir get a point for that one

@maskedmarvyl4774

3 жыл бұрын

You've just uncovered his distracting superpower....

@freetherapy-84

3 жыл бұрын

This is funny but it's actually a picture of scout master Kevin's PP ☹

@michaelzack7935

3 жыл бұрын

.....I wish I could give more than one thumbs up for this comment. 👍👍👍 👍

"I'm not sure this is the kind of movie we want to support." "Do you think I'd reveal my pitch if you had any chance of stopping me? I already made it 10 years ago."

@dancrane3807

3 жыл бұрын

awesome comment is tight.

@jdp5606

3 жыл бұрын

Ou oppo polo⁸

@xastielmuffinz3047

3 жыл бұрын

"Was it hard to make this kinda movie with all the CGI 10 years ago?" "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience"

@CygnusTheSilly

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is legendary

@maskedmarvyl4774

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, Very Dr. Manhattan of you!!"

Best part of this entire skit is that Ryan wrote dialogue for 20 seconds while we all stare at Dr manhattans pixilated junk

@jaheimlovett6640

2 жыл бұрын

Pixilated junk is TIGHT

@ladylightning3810

2 жыл бұрын

Dedication.

@ashleyhoughton8592

Жыл бұрын

We need a lip reader to see how quickly it veered into nonsense.

@chrisbustos1431

Жыл бұрын

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@Mugsi

Жыл бұрын

If you step back six feet, squint your eyes, the censor mosaics disappear

Ryan George playing the studio exec’s growing confusion and anger while looking at Dr. Manhattan’s dong is some of the best comedic progression in acting I’ve seen in a long time. You can read his entire thought process on his face without a line of dialogue. Truly brilliant comedy.

@Julia-lk8jn

11 ай бұрын

Made even better when you're a heterosexual female who had to sit through the glaring tits& a$$ shots in Every. Single. Female. Superhero. Movie. How you like those buns, guys? 😁😁😁😉

@alexasmith4058

6 күн бұрын

I loved how the music felt like it was also growing in confusion and anger, just building up alongside him 😂😂 It was genuinely cinematic!

"He's almost not Batman" That was perfect

@ThreadBomb

4 жыл бұрын

It was almost not perfect.

@kalleendo7577

4 жыл бұрын

Yah yah yah

"Excessive padding is TIGHT" Truly underrecognized genius

@JennySparkz

5 жыл бұрын

That wordplay THOUGH!

@favoritemustard3542

4 жыл бұрын

Ya Fat Bastard!

@Boobalopbop

4 жыл бұрын

Truly underrecognized genius is TIGHT

@gregoryfenn1462

4 жыл бұрын

Is it a joke about female sanitation pads?

@miguelthealpaca8971

4 жыл бұрын

@@gregoryfenn1462 Unclear.

“And then Rorschach explodes!” I love how Screenwriter Guy gives this line no context and then Producer Guy just goes along with it.

"She's in a relationship with Dr. Manhattan but she's not very happy" "Because he's naked all the time?" "Maybe" LMAO!

@awesomemuscleman1153

3 жыл бұрын

This is basically all the comments on this video. Quote the video and use an acronym for laughter. Your input is useless and nobody cares

@Radictv__

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomemuscleman1153 yeah just like how you have every salty reply saying how unoriginal the comment is followed by how no one cares, as if anyone would listen to you either

@b3nl555

3 жыл бұрын

@@Radictv__ Quite a lot of people, actually, including me. However, I'm more tolerant of comments like OP's on Pitch Meeting videos.

@xenxander

3 жыл бұрын

when she got upset that he's working while nailing her I rolled my eyes and thought 'really'? But then that's a woman for you.. so I guess it's true.

@Elliandr

3 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly, women don't seem to like it when a man is always walking around the house completely naked. Who knew.

"Well, he's almost not Batman" LMAO

@NickRoman

4 жыл бұрын

that was the funniest bit

@endlessboardgame985

3 жыл бұрын

And beating up strangers turns him on

@everburn

3 жыл бұрын

@@NiaErvin no you're not the only one

@SteveSmith-wk9dx

3 жыл бұрын

Strictly speaking he's almost not Ted Kord, the second Blue Beetle. He's a superb athlete, martial artist and acrobat, with spying and infiltration skills, high intelligence, crime-fighting gadgets and themed vehicles. How anyone could confuse him with Batman is beyond me.

@TheAutumnWind_RN4L

3 жыл бұрын

@@NiaErvin it is. You can also do it in 4 syllables, like "Ozzy MAND yes", which basically sounds the same.

"I feel like this is all very gross and unnecessary." "It's mature and grown up." "Ok"

@JadeDude1973

4 жыл бұрын

LOL This is Alan Moore's writing in a nutshell.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

4 жыл бұрын

@@JadeDude1973 So true. He's amazing, but not necessarily suited to adaptation.

@galactic85

4 жыл бұрын

@@JadeDude1973 depends on the story he writes. There are several issues of his swamp thing run that I feel could be considered mature but arent gross and unnecessary. "My blue heaven." Is a good example.

@balamx2802

4 жыл бұрын

Being mature and grown up is very gross and unnecessary.

@rachelhall4808

4 жыл бұрын

“We’re gonna play hallelujah by Lenard Cohen.” “Ooh please don’t.”

Threw my head back in laughter at some of this one. I love Watchmen. Whole thing is TIGHT.

@ohwell6364

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Gohnzaleez

3 жыл бұрын

Like his cheeks

@christianmaennchen42

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gohnzaleez .

@cristhianramirez6939

3 жыл бұрын

Doctor Manhatan is tight too?

@yuuu3948

3 жыл бұрын

One my favorite movies

To be fair, Alan Moore hates all adaptations of his books

@PotrzebieConolly

3 жыл бұрын

I know. He didn't even like Watchmen Babies in V for Vacation.

@thabreez456

3 жыл бұрын

What I love about this is movies about his work couldn't even be made if he hadn't sold the film rights for it. Like if you are not gonna like it or deem it unfilmable then why'd you sell movie rights for it you weirdo?

@PotrzebieConolly

3 жыл бұрын

@@thabreez456 Alan Moore never owned any rights to Watchmen. They have always been fully owned by DC.

@AaronAbernethy

3 жыл бұрын

@@thabreez456 I guess you weren’t expecting to have actual knowledge used against you there.

@thedude3065

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Moore actually refuses to watch adaptations of his books because he knows there will definitely be something he hates about it

You should do Alita Battle Angel. Look at her eyes, she's begging for a Pitch Meeting.

@kingstongreen6041

5 жыл бұрын

Well ok then...

@TheRagingwerepanda

5 жыл бұрын

Shoot, that would be like EYE-ception. I can't even visualize it.

@thereisnosanctuary6184

5 жыл бұрын

That should be the only image with shrunken eyes.

@thescreenslaver8520

5 жыл бұрын

yondaime500 Ahh unrealistically large eyes are tight

@WhoIsTadhg

5 жыл бұрын

Keith Lanser Would that be hard to do? Super easy barely an inconvenience.

Maybe create a separate channel for Pitch Meetings? They're just too good to be alongside with the other content on this channel.

@orpheus..

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah...the slight "problem" is that if Ryan takes PMs to some other channel Screen Rant will lose its main attraction. And they're paying him to have MORE views and more subs, not the other way around, you know? So...I don't think Screen Rant will be happy with your idea.

@Alex-gs8to

5 жыл бұрын

This comment has been censored by ScreenRant

@thestevens580

5 жыл бұрын

it's also they're not long enough to get monetized so....

@zxch9939

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they could pull a Buzzfeed unsolved

@MykiiMescal

5 жыл бұрын

the Stevens Kids that’s not how it works... they wouldn’t have multiple ads but they’d still get money

I haven't laughed so hard with that "distracted" bit. You two make a great team.

"If that song's _(Hallelujah)_ not about two comic book characters getting intimate in a high-tech plane, I don't know what it's about." Absolute next level commentary!

@yogibear7600

3 жыл бұрын

Literally read this when I heard it.

One of the best of the Pitch Meetings. The facial expressions while trying not to be distracted by the blue penis picture were gold.

@THEGOFER615

4 жыл бұрын

"It's gold Jerry, Gold"

@iamthatguyfromslipknot1137

4 жыл бұрын

@@THEGOFER615 it's gold Jeffery it's gold,, lol..

@aaronc4899

4 жыл бұрын

I lost control laughing - this was the funniest one I’ve seen.

@Mathhead2000

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yea, no, I'm mature.

@thevikingsock8527

2 жыл бұрын

No they were blue

"How is he killed?" "in SLOW MOTION!" Love it!

I love that he makes the distinction between what is "adult" and what is just straight up gross/unnecessary.

@andrewstephens5885

2 жыл бұрын

Shame, by Steve McQueen, is an adult movie about a sex addict. Yet somehow watchmen feels more excessive in sex and grosser due to the style than the subject matter. Hope that made sense

@martinholub3205

2 жыл бұрын

I overall love his videos but he's actually very wrong on this. I wrote my master's thesis on Watchmen and he's not even right about why the Night Owl can't/can perform

@michaelcubed

Жыл бұрын

@@martinholub3205 But my guy wasn’t really talking about why he can/can’t perform, just saying it was gratuitous and crime fighting almost turns into a fetish for him and Silk Spectre. He was spot on.

@4amlibra

Жыл бұрын

@@martinholub3205 ….. I now desperately want to read your Master’s thesis.

@benapeh854

8 ай бұрын

​@@4amlibraMe too

"i feel like this is very gross and unecessary" homelander and storm front hold our capes real quick

@myellatorres2110

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Batchall_Accepted

2 жыл бұрын

You don't think Garth Ennis got the whole idea for the boys from things like Watchmen? Come on.

@MeowtronStar

2 жыл бұрын

The Boys is the best thing to ever happen to the superhero genre.

@pablocastaner1933

2 жыл бұрын

@@Batchall_Accepted that's the joke

I love how positive they are when talking about dark stuff

@romainsavioz5466

5 жыл бұрын

Talking about dark stuff is tight

@Gildedmuse

5 жыл бұрын

It always gets me how upbeat writer guy gets about that things that AREN'T fun/exciting/enjoyable to watch

@romainsavioz5466

5 жыл бұрын

@@Gildedmuse ?

@maddiehad

5 жыл бұрын

that's how they pitched the Vietnam War bro.

@roycastanon5754

5 жыл бұрын

Wilhelmina Beavers Watchmen is enjoyable. It just ain’t you’re typical marvel film

He's almost not batman

@victorjared2820

5 жыл бұрын

hahahaha I'm dying from that one...

@gansosmansos

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@PrometheanFlame

5 жыл бұрын

He’s too happy and well adjusted to be Batman. 😂😂 Rorschach is more like Batman.

@robsonwaterkemper

4 жыл бұрын

@ All characters were based on the Charlton Comics characters that DC had recently bought at the time. Nite Owl = Blue Beetle, Dr. Manhattan = Captain Atom, Rorschach = Question, Comedian = Peacemaker, Ozymandias = Peter Cannon Thunderbolt, Silk Spectre was supposed to be Nightshade, but Moore changed after the initial idea of using the original Charlton characters was scrapped.

Ryan George's back has to be tired from carrying this entire channel.

@tomkerruish2982

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@johnoakes34

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomkerruish2982 😆

@chefdean7257

3 жыл бұрын

They should get all the way off that thing.

@howmuchbeforechamp

3 жыл бұрын

Dont even almost try to watch other stuff

@ToyKeeper

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. This channel has other stuff? ... *_click_* ... oh. So it does. And the other stuff seems to average about 3% as many views as Pitch Meetings. That must feel pretty awesome for everyone else on the channel. Getting upstaged is _tight!_

I thought these two were the same person this whole time, but if you look very closely, Movie Executive Guy is wearing a blue blazer, but Movie Pitch Guy wears a grey one. Theory debunked. You're welcome.

My favorite so far. The Dr Manhattan dic pic part had me dying.

@uncannyvalley2350

4 жыл бұрын

Like an electric Snufflelufagus

@w.devarien3154

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Samora don’t know. I posted this six months ago. I didn’t realize it was so popular. KZread’s weird. The highest liked comment I ever had was a random fact about grizzly bears.

@therealepic2196

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Samora I have a comment with over 1k thousand likes and one with 50 thousand dislikes

@therealepic2196

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Samora Dont, it’s just luck. I can comment something and get no likes, and then comment something for it to blow up randomly. And sometimes the comment takes months and then everyone sees it. It’s weird like that

@therealepic2196

3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Samora I’ll do you one better •_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_••_• ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘

"Excessive padding is tight" - you guys owe me a new keyboard lol

@ph8077

Ай бұрын

They borrowed your keyboard & accidentally broke it?

I just discovered the Pitch Meeting a week ago and I have already logged hours and hours. It's on when I'm driving, working gaming, doing laundry. I love love love this so much!

@skatepark1ful

2 жыл бұрын

"wow wow wow wow!!!!" he/they are hilarious

@turdfurgeson1643

2 жыл бұрын

Binge watching Pitch Meetings is TIGHT!

@danepatterson8107

3 ай бұрын

Pace yourself! If you like Screen Rant, you may also enjoy "Honest Trailers"

The Hobbit trilogy desperately needs a pitch meeting.

@LeoBladini

5 жыл бұрын

agreed

@arabemmy6229

5 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss!

@warfreddy6968

5 жыл бұрын

Please don't. It still hurts when i think about it.

@tylionn

5 жыл бұрын

The hobbit movies are not bad films. Sure they are not masterpieces like The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy but I still Iike the hobbit movies

@michabaron4129

5 жыл бұрын

we don't talk about those

"Hes almost not batman" lol 😂😂

@discipleofthecapedbaldy962

4 жыл бұрын

That line just keeps cracking me up.

@billyhaigh9274

4 жыл бұрын

Financer: He most certainly is batman.... Pitcher: "But his got a new hat" Financer: Will that get us money Pitcher: "💰$💰"

@tedarcher9120

4 жыл бұрын

Basically Black Noir

@Master_Classification

4 жыл бұрын

Okay but in the Watchmen universe Batman doesn't exist because his parents are never killed. They show Night Owl saving his parents in the beginning of the movie

"And Rorschach explodes." "Oh, my god" the delivery on that line was amazing.

"Not what Leonard Cohen thought about when writing this song" Actually, surprisingly, it was. It's actually a very sexual song.

@einahsirro1488

3 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how many people don't seem to realize this.

@thecynth3820

3 жыл бұрын

Not really. Maybe it can be interpretted like that, but he didn't want it to be about that (they probally wanted the Jeff Buckley version, but couldn't afford it)

@northwindkey

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecynth3820 It's been the accepted interpretation for years. As well, the original Cohen version was chosen simply because Snyder is a huge Leonard Cohen fan.

@einahsirro1488

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecynth3820 I don't think you've heard the original lyrics all the way through.

Ozzy-man-deus is TIGHT!

@KenJunior97

5 жыл бұрын

Good one

“That’s a diary, teenage girls do that.”

@Ixnatifual

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a dark and very cool journal!

@AbdullahKhan-el6xw

4 жыл бұрын

Greg heffley would approve

@TragoudistrosMPH

4 жыл бұрын

Doug!

@SmashLiXs

3 жыл бұрын

& wimpy dudes. ok that's not fair. men have their psychological problems too

@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770

3 жыл бұрын

@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw The beginning of Rorschach’s Journal: “Rorschach’s Journal, February 12th 1984. First, let me get something straight: this is a journal, NOT A DIARY.”

Fun fact: Journals are super cathartic. Having somewhere you can be as explicit, emotional, and honest as you want is amazing, and it has the bonus effect of letting you look back and see how you’ve changed over the years, what goals you have and haven’t achieved, and more. I legit recommend journaling a few times a week, if not daily.

@joaquimgianini1234

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah journals are pretty neat, but diaries are cringe and for little girls

@pap-fr

8 ай бұрын

​@@joaquimgianini1234there is literally no difference between the two. At all. Both are places to record your life and thoughts. Absolutely nothing is different in a journal vs a diary. Girls AND boys use them. Your comment is more "cringe" than anything a teenage girl could do. Grow up.

@joaquimgianini1234

8 ай бұрын

@@pap-fr You’re right, I cringed just looking at it. Idk what went on in my head when I was 16

The reason these are so funny is that he does a really solid critique, usually getting to the root of the problem in the first 60 seconds. Alan Moore said it was unfilmable, so lets pick some famous panels and recreate them! Pretty much.

@penguinista

8 ай бұрын

He is one of the most incisive and thorough critic of popular film I have ever heard and he wraps it up in brilliant comedy. Pure genius.

I mouth the words “TIGHT” and “SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE” every time i see it coming in each video

Who else got screen rant's notifications on just for pitch meetings ! 😂

@vicentenevarez1754

5 жыл бұрын

Me lol they love to ruin all my favorite movies

@jasonmorris4eva

5 жыл бұрын

Me I got it

@pudgebl67

5 жыл бұрын

It was super easy to press the button, and barely an inconvenience to watch them

@willmorrell488

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously, it's the only content worth watching on the channel.

@jerrycronan5198

5 жыл бұрын

same

I was watching this on the pooper and started laughing at the blue balls part. My wife mistook my laughter for sobbing and was freaked out for a bit.

“Well he’s almost not Batman” lol I died

*Screenwriter used Electric Blue Dong* *IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!*

@onkelpappkov2666

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Manhoodn.

@spacedinosaur8733

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedocilefish but he might be

I just hope Will Smith won't be naked in the Aladin remake.

@cjthrill

5 жыл бұрын

Woo! Haha!

@daniellipko710

5 жыл бұрын

Oh that's hot. Yah that's hot

@ryanvaughn5959

5 жыл бұрын

He's going get jiggy with it.

@jaymesdevine7737

5 жыл бұрын

"Very gross!"

@judewashere3676

5 жыл бұрын

I hope Will Smith stops playing Will Smith lol

Ryan deserves an Oscar for his performance as Uncomfortable Guy Trying To Pay Attention.

@jamesjoy7547

Жыл бұрын

We've all been there And we can all identify with his discomfort

Once he was able to focus again, it would be nice to hear the pitcher say "And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day". Fiction Guy wasn't released at that time, though.

@onkelpappkov2666

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@godemperorofmankind3.091

3 жыл бұрын

he probably had his only chance to do it during the Man of Steel pitch meeting. Maybe if he does Disney Tarzan

This series is pretty TIGHT! Me watching this hours on end...barely an inconvenience.

@berengustav7714

3 жыл бұрын

It's very easy, when they're so many of you.

"I'm mature." LMAO.

I've watched a ton of these Pitch Meeting videos and this one is, by far, my favorite of the lot. Or at least of the ones I've seen so far. Well done on this one and all the others. Cheers!

In regard to slow motion. "If less is more imagine how much more would be." - Frasier Crane

To be fair, they did technically keep the squid monster in there (in a manner of speaking) by calling the doomsday device "S.Q.U.I.D" on Ozzy's screens.

@edwarddore7617

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the movie, but then read the graphic novel, and I can understand why they changed it, the squid thing is kind of ridiculous, but they reintroduced it in the TV show

@KoolKeithProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@edwarddore7617 l honestly cant believe there are ppl who were mad about thr squid not being in the movie.

@curtisrodriguez938

2 жыл бұрын

@@KoolKeithProductions Maybe they wanted to see if the movie had the guts to show the squid monster as depicted in the graphic novel because the graphic novel squid monster looked suspiciously like female genitalia. Take another look at it. lol.

@mushin111

2 жыл бұрын

So as comic readers, does it make sense having Dr M instead of the squid?

@pumpkinknight5732

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's less about the squid and more that it represented not only a neutral threat but on otherworldly threat, like the man said. It doesn't care about your race, religion, or politics, it's gigantic, and it can teleport, and there may be more of them. Way easier to believe humanity coming together against that than "oops america lost control of it's blue dong nukes."

pitch meeting for The Umbrella Academy

@wehavenocluewhatweredoing4953

5 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE!!!

@comic_pear

5 жыл бұрын

Yus

@FREEZETODEATH

5 жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY !!!

@wmooring

5 жыл бұрын

"You know that parody video of 'What if Wes Anderson directed X-Men?'" "Yeah yeah yeah" "Well, I thought we'd just do that. As a Netflix series."

@darthsmythe6783

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna play Intanbul not Constantinople in a very awesome action sequence! Will it be difficult ? No, super Easy barely an inconvenience!

"Excessive padding is tight" "Sure is" Lol underrated joke

Dude! This pitch meetings are GREAT! You can never stop making these!

“We’re gonna zoom in on Night Owl’s butt, stick on that for a while.” “Huuuah, I don’t know about that.” “We’re gonna play Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen!” “Oh, please don’t!”

@lordsuvrowwwyall7425

4 жыл бұрын

You have 69 likes now

@nathanbeard3901

4 жыл бұрын

Shuvrashankar mukherjee Nice.

@Cheesusful

4 жыл бұрын

Night owl's butt is tight.

@lilithshirosaki6729

3 жыл бұрын

@Scom Tott but joel Schumacher did the same with batman and robin. In the first few minutes

@christopherfleetwood5252

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah wrong butt

Do The Fifth Element, please?!

@stiimuli

5 жыл бұрын

but be nice, I love that movie =)

@cjwrench07

5 жыл бұрын

stiimuli No way, tear it to pieces. I want a good PM, because it’s won’t alter the way I see the movie anyways.

@jamesanderson3349

5 жыл бұрын

5th Element...Hell Yes!

@jerrylharbin

5 жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite movie

@darthsmythe6783

5 жыл бұрын

The Fifth Element is Tight!!

“I can’t! I swear I can’t with you!”” When he held up that photo,I was done! LMFAO..😂😂😂😂😂

“This is unfilmable.” C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D .

I really liked this movie. . . Probably had my judgement clouded by my love for the graphic novel. I understand some of the criticism, but this movie doesn't always get the credit it deserves.

@emmanuellejaramillo4350

5 жыл бұрын

As far as book to movie adaptations, this one was better than most. The point of removing the monsters that Ozymandias created being noted. Great though

@cooperlyle8781

5 жыл бұрын

I l liked the movie as well. Amazingly coreo graphed fight scenes

@boiledelephant

5 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it as a fan of the graphic novel, but I was acutely aware that if I hadn't read the graphic novel, I would have had NO idea what was going on or why I was meant to care. It was strictly fan service. So now I tell people - yeah, watch it, AFTER you've read the graphic novel.

@jordan999fire

5 жыл бұрын

@@boiledelephant I've never read the graphic novel and this is my favorite movie ever. I don't know what you mean by people wouldn't understand what's going on or why they should care. The premise isn't that confusing and shouldn't you care about the main characters of a movie dying? Or at the very least the world possibly being destroyed by nukes?

@ytviewer1274

4 жыл бұрын

Love both versions of the story, and am glad the movie fixed the ending. Manhattan was the biggest destabilizing force on the planet- zero need to invent another threat. That part always bothered me.

"Excessive padding is tight" might be the most subtle and clever one of those jokes so far

@N7spongy

4 жыл бұрын

I dont get it

@TragoudistrosMPH

4 жыл бұрын

@@N7spongy ... I'm not sure either...

@N7spongy

4 жыл бұрын

@@TragoudistrosMPH oh wait I think it's an oxymoron because a tight movie would be straight, to the point and shorter. But a movie with excessive padding would be overlong, the opposite of tight.

@TragoudistrosMPH

4 жыл бұрын

@@N7spongy makes perfect sense, thanks!

@lachlancrimmings2235

4 жыл бұрын

N7spongy you guys have me questioning now but I assumed it was referring to how people wear padding around their crotch which makes it tight down there

I'd love to see pitches for some of the old 1970s disaster flicks - especially my favorite, The Towering Inferno.

Desubscribed to this channel. Just come by from time to time to watch these glorious videos🙌🏻

"this isn't the sort of thing we'd do with more mainstream heroes." That's exactly what DC said when Moore asked to use their characters--which is why each character is an obvious ripoff of a DC character.

@exhaustguy

4 жыл бұрын

The characters are based on the old Charlton Comics characters that DC acquired the rights to. His original plan was to use mainstream DC characters, but those where deemed off limits. Kind of an early version of Injustice or a take off on the What If Marvel comics of the 1970s.

@Carabas72

4 жыл бұрын

@@exhaustguy Originally, Watchmen was about those Charlton characters DC had then just aquired. Moore was specifically hired to reinvigorate them. DC then took a look at what Moore had been doing, and they were like "We really love what you're doing here, but we just paid a ton of cash for these characters, and we would kinda like to keep using them. Maybe change them just a little bit so that it's its own thing? "

@exhaustguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Carabas72 You are right. They were supposed to be the Charlton characters which Moore was going to use. Sorry for the misstatement.

@cassidillard5117

3 жыл бұрын

Then the show The Boys came along...

@multicatkid

3 жыл бұрын

Plus now with the new dc universe watchmen is apart if the main dc timeline

Waving pixelated drawings of blue naughty bits is tight.

"He's almost not Batman." I died. So true, lol.

"What? No! Yeah. No.... I'm mature!!" This is one of my favorite bits so far in the Pitch Meetings. And by bits I mean the script you made. Not the blue dong pic obviously... Because I'm mature! 😎

I thought Nite Owl's problem was that he was more comfortable as his Nite Owl persona than his Dan Dreiberg alter ego.

@walruslatte6080

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's not that crime fighting turns him on, it's that being Nite Owl gives him confidence. Still loved the Pitch Meeting though.

@Eidolon1andOnly

3 жыл бұрын

Not really much of a difference. Seems like splitting hairs to me. The only time Dan Dreiburg becomes Nite Owl is when he's fighting crime, and inversely, the only time he is fighting crime is when he becomes Nite Owl, so saying that the only way he can get aroused is by fighting crime is essentially no different from saying the only way he can get aroused is by becoming Nite Owl.

FYI: there is an explanation for Rorschach's mask in the comics

@revcrussell

4 жыл бұрын

Was going to say the same thing.

@Earthstar_Review

4 жыл бұрын

I mean the comic is actually good so

@TheElectricMayhem

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t like Rorschach’s mask. It makes me uncomfortable. Why does it always look like my High School gym coach peeing on me?

@jaysonlee4394

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheElectricMayhem 😸

@98953812

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheElectricMayhem ........what?

Rorschach was a seamstress and he actually created the mask ….its a liquid sewn in between the fabrics….it was rejected by manufacturers but he kept it for himself

"Alan Moore said this thing is unfilmable, you know...so Zach Snyder and I took that as a challenge..." "Oh, I wonder if he meant that as a challenge or more like, 'This is a bad idea, don't try to do this. It'll be bad.' " "Well, I mean, considering he explicitly said that he doesn't want his name attached to this thing, I guess......we'll never know!" 🤣🤣🤣

these pitches keep getting funnier every time keep up the good work ryan

@brantinnuche3062

5 жыл бұрын

Only Ryan? There's two of them

Excessive padding is TIGHT!

@dalebowen2405

5 жыл бұрын

Yes,Im sure it is,but,diet!

@FlyfishermanMike

5 жыл бұрын

Oxymorons are tight!

The best thing about watchmen was the intro Zack should direct music videos

@Xerxez22

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

😅😅😅😅 this is the first video of the pitch meetings that I've commented on. Over watched over 30. Wow. Hilarious. Well done well done. not only have I laughed at it but you've also been informative by the way you make me laugh to show the fallacies in these movies and how they've been made

“Then Rorschach is gonna blow up” “Oh”

1:51 “He sounds like Christian Bale as Batman AND you can understand him!”

This is one of my favorite pitches to rewatch!

I always come back to this one everytime it's linked over there >>>>> ..... Easily one of my favourites... pure hilarity

I did love Watchmen, I got the Director’s Cut on blu ray and seen the Ultimate Cut on Vudu. Still this is sofa king funny.

@cooperlyle8781

5 жыл бұрын

Arise chicken arise

@cooperlyle8781

4 жыл бұрын

@amail someoneeveryone boo! Go get cultured up, you uncultured swine

@TheRazorTongue

4 жыл бұрын

I got the Ultimate Version too. It's still one of my favorite comic book movies.

@zrhAmngAm

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooperlyle8781 Hahaha love it. ...ATHF

@angelganon8213

4 жыл бұрын

What did the different cuts do to the movie

Unbelievably amazing!!! The distracting dong had my on the floor laughing so hard I was gasping for air. I seriously thought I might inhale my trail mix I was munching on. Dude you rule! This is definitely one of my favs.

Got to the part about slow motion in every scene, thought about the Snyder cut, and now I can't stop laughing.

"He's almost not batman." 😂🤣😆🤣

The only videos where I hit the like button before watching to make sure I don't forget

@stillwatersrundeep001

5 жыл бұрын

You and me both buddy. It's criminal this series doesn't get more views than it does!

@ShonTolliverMusic

5 жыл бұрын

Just hit Watch Later

I would've been first. But I was busy watching Pitch Meetings.

@praisemarvel3

5 жыл бұрын

Same and nice pun

@kjoc70

5 жыл бұрын

I would've been first, but I was distracted by a massive blue weenie.

@tigerbread78

5 жыл бұрын

I was watching this playlist today as well, ...aaand now I've watched this and got the pun:P

@colinsavory2484

5 жыл бұрын

@@kjoc70 massive blues weinies are tight

@maddoggaming1171

5 жыл бұрын

That's because they are super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience!

The Doctor Manhattan's dong part is the funniest thing I've seen in ages :D

These are always great

Avatar: The Last Airbender show pitch meeting, please!

@Hunterfalke

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, what are you talking about? You mean the amazing animated series? Don't think it needs a Pitch Meeting...

@LibertyLocalizer

5 жыл бұрын

Hunterfalke That's why a pitch meeting would be so cool.

@seantds619

4 жыл бұрын

No, what about... The dreaded live action movie!!!

I LOVE PITCH MEETINGS!!!

@sabalghoo

5 жыл бұрын

They are indeed TIGHT

i love the directors cut man. Watchmen is not underated, it's misinterpreted and under appreciated

I really enjoy this movie, but the "He's almost not Batman" line got me!! Literally what I think every time I see that costume 😂😄

"Has Zack Snyder seen Watchmen? Somebody should tell him about it, I think he'd like it" -Jenny Nicholson

@jabedhossain3369

4 жыл бұрын

hahaahhaaa

Could u make 1 for ratatouille or Austin powers

@cjwrench07

5 жыл бұрын

Arnav Batra Mike Myers is writing another Austin Powers movie. This time it will revolve around Dr.Evil mostly though.

@peolesdru

5 жыл бұрын

Actually like that idea.

"Diary" and "journal" are actually synonymous, the same etymological roots even, "day" + ending sort of equivalent to "ly" in English, both really meaning "daily." "Journal" being kind of an Italianization of "di[o]urnal" (like from giorno for day, but with a j, for some reason), and the ending bits also being kind of synonymous form of "adjectivization" the etymological root. Or that expressed with some real word, if "adjectivization" isn't one, or the proper etymological meaning of that the ending morpheme is doing.

Should do “Here Comes Mr. Jordan”, ''Heaven Can Wait,''and “ down to earth as one long pitch meeting set in different decades

Need Pitch Meetings of the classic moives: Leon The Professional 1994 Heat 1995 Inception 2010 Departed 2006 Shutter Island 2010 The Communist 2018

@Baekstrom

4 жыл бұрын

2001 a Space Odyssey

@Carabas72

4 жыл бұрын

Most of those are not old enough to be classic anythings.

@BaggythePanther

4 жыл бұрын

Michel De Bruyn I know right? I was think of movies like The Wizard of Oz or The Godfather.

@SansoHumar

4 жыл бұрын

Those are classic movies??? You must be young. Like 8. Do three amigos.

@Crazelord91

4 жыл бұрын

Yah, he may be too uncomfortable to make a Leon the Professional video as it's like borderline pedophilic

I watched them all! i watched the watchmen, watchwomen and watchchildren too!

@AcrimoniousMirth

5 жыл бұрын

David James-Cameron ... Santa?

@tobinstone2359

5 жыл бұрын

... Jared Fogle?

@slyericketson6780

5 жыл бұрын

Watchchildren are Tigh- "please stop saying that!"

Just finished watching Zac Snyder's Justice League, he hasn't changed a bit in 12 years.

Omg this had me up in tears 😅 Very well done

Batman is broken up into 4 heroes in this movie The comedian (Fighter) Owlman (Technology) Rorschach (Detective) Ozymandias (Intelligence)

@mrchuckmorris

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot one of the most obvious Ozymandias (wealth, paranoia, physical/mental training to human peak)

@Psalm_23

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrchuckmorris true

@Abominatrix650

4 жыл бұрын

And Nite-Owl has the nocturnal flying animal theme (Owlman is the evil Batman from Earth-3)

@sunkid02

3 жыл бұрын

actually no

@sunkid02

3 жыл бұрын

idk of this is a joke or not but no just no rorschach is based off the question nite owl off the second blue beetle dr manhattan off captain atom ozymandias off thunderbolt the comedian off peacemaker and silk spectre off nightshade none of them have any likeness to batman all waaaaaaaay different personalities/character traits

Your pitch meetings are my new favorite youtube comedy! SUPER funny

One of the most entertaining youtube videos I've ever seen :D :D Thanks mate!

"Excessive padding is tight"...words to live by.

These keep getting better and better and are now actually one of my favorite original series on KZread. Keep up the awesome work!