"she's like a bull. She sees a red flag and runs at it" Nice.

@Talia.777

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@Mugruncher

2 жыл бұрын

I am going to use this phrase in conversation

@broskibrewer2187

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mugruncher I'll second that

@byMene

2 жыл бұрын

Pure gold

@H341HER_CH4NDL3R

2 жыл бұрын

@@broskibrewer2187 I'll third that

"These guys seem very manipulative and abusive." "But they're attractive." "Oh, then it's true love."

@nra3zehuti781

2 жыл бұрын

Romance stories in a nutshell

@TheSuperSaiyan4Gamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@nra3zehuti781 Real life in a nutshell, most of the time lol

@jacknapier8201

2 жыл бұрын

That fanfic took that lesson to heart.

@henrikguemoes1003

2 жыл бұрын

you just described the entire franchise

@briarmario9463

2 жыл бұрын

You all prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account? I somehow forgot the password. I appreciate any tricks you can offer me.

I love the disappointing look after he finds out the great fight was all a vision. His heart was crushed

@dogouchu4356

10 ай бұрын

but... good, movie

@kamenanew9867

8 ай бұрын

​@@dogouchu4356weeelll

@mohitverma3970

6 ай бұрын

​@@dogouchu4356you're a teenage girl

@VladRadu-tq1pg

6 ай бұрын

no just no, it s garbage like evrything concerning twilight@@dogouchu4356

@JayGamerShow

5 ай бұрын

'Oh money, money, money...'😤

The line delivery of "I don't like that" is Oscar worthy

I have never laughed as hard during a Pitch Meeting as I have at: "And then he sees the baby and he's like, 'oOooOoOoOOOoo... Are we gonna kiss right now?' 😏" "................😐 I... I don't... like that..."

@squitobite2617

3 жыл бұрын

But you have to remember....... Money👁️👄👁️

@janusinitiative3520

3 жыл бұрын

He said " friend/ brother/ protector " in his vision thing though...

@emp9413

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I died

@lynxgamerlife

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@soulstealer5625

3 жыл бұрын

@@janusinitiative3520 uh huh. Definitely not grooming...

You gotta admire Ryan's acting skills here. That face at the Jacob imprinting on the baby revelation and the disappointment when he realizes none of the cool stuff really happened is absolutely amazing.

@evananderson1455

7 ай бұрын

I don't think he was acting in either case, I'm pretty sure those were his genuine feelings lol

@thatonedude

5 ай бұрын

​@@evananderson1455nah, that's just how good his acting is. *Kidding obvi*

"You know thats somehow worse, right..?" So good.

"I am vibing with this fetus."

@booker9879

3 жыл бұрын

I will smash that...

@dandx67895

3 жыл бұрын

Explain why he almost puked when first seeing her. He probably imagined it

@DaimonAnimations

3 жыл бұрын

I want a t-shirt for that! xD

@booker9879

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaimonAnimations made from the after birth

@guestimator121

3 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to our list" - The FBI

I will never not love the line that completely breaks the exec "...what are we doing here, man?"

@bowdennthani732

3 жыл бұрын

He was broken

@cyfr88

3 жыл бұрын

his face when the camera panned back and he said this line lmfao. I laughed so hard.

@Sonichero151

3 жыл бұрын

It was twilight that broke the executive....... That seems almost fitting

@viveklama9968

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 but we doing money here..man

@KanohiVahi

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think I have ever seen him that broken before... Speaks volumes about the quality of the twilight movies lol

"What are we doing here, man?" is one of the best emotional pay-off lines in Pitch Meeting history.

@hansolo235

3 ай бұрын

“Money.”

@Wolffman109

2 ай бұрын

@@hansolo235Oh, money! I like money!

@sidearmsalpha

28 күн бұрын

Money always brings him back to reality.

"well, when you put it that way I hate it to my very core" is one of my favorite lines ever.

His reaction to the Jacob and baby romance is everything.

@IanCaine4728

3 жыл бұрын

19:49 "I don't like that" 😆

@ChezzaOuttaNowhere

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed quite hard at the sincerity of that.

@luisdlcz

3 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if he broke character while staying in character. Absolutely genious.

@karlozen8681

3 жыл бұрын

22:44 i love that switch he does

@palvinjit

3 жыл бұрын

But you have to, you have to remember. What? Money. Oh okay money!

"So none of it really happened" long pause... "What are we doin here man" "Money" "Oh yeah money!!!"

@MrSkrilla316

3 жыл бұрын

Of all the magnificent lines in on this channel, none made me laugh more than this.

@stupidandboot4507

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSkrilla316 I thought the 500 gallons of blood line from the Freddy Kruger one was the best

@charleneWL

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@andrzoo3

2 жыл бұрын

Money money 🤑

"Romantic puking is tight!" Can't ... stop ... binging ...the.. pitch...meetings...

“That actually sounds like a whole lot interesting of a movie than the one we’re making.” That got me

One sentence that sums up the entire twilight saga: "Kinda like Romeo and Juliet except, y'know, just awful."

@notaccessible3741

3 жыл бұрын

Romeo and Juliet also sucked, so yeah fair enough.

@moisesarmando3156

3 жыл бұрын

@@notaccessible3741 so edgy

@rev0568

3 жыл бұрын

@@moisesarmando3156 To be fair, I also personally didn't like Romeo and Juliet, but I think I just don't like great romances. Plus, I read it, didn't see a properly done play or anything, and I was not a fan of slogging through that. The movie I was forced to watch was only marginally better.

@John.Not-Jack.Daniels

3 жыл бұрын

@@moisesarmando3156 Ugh. For f***'s sake, stop it with the "edgy" crap. Conforming to the opinion of the ill-informed masses isn't something to be proud of. Romeo and Juliet pales in comparison to works like MacBeth, Hamlet, or Henry V.

@ashtasheran6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@rev0568 it's a romance until the middle of third act then it's tragedy time but yeah that's one of the weakest of shakespeare's plays

The whole Twilight movie series in a nutshell : A teenage girl decides whether she's gonna shag a corpse or a dog

@ghostturtle5516

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@feruser2489

3 жыл бұрын

Shagging corps is tight!!:D Oh ..omg why did I say that? D:

@QueekHeadtaker

3 жыл бұрын

Can't find a bettter mannnn! (Pearljam)

@tonihandoko9706

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both? I mean, they are differ each other right? Talking about experiences, the wider is the better.

@ghostturtle5516

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonihandoko9706 this is the most horrific thing I’ve ever read

I can't believe he had to watch all that garbage in order to create this master piece for us, what a hero 🥺🤧

@grammernotzi

Жыл бұрын

I tried to watch Twilight but only got 20 minutes in before I had to turn off that dumpster fire.

@user-qx1om2wj1h

Жыл бұрын

I could barely handle the first one, I'm amazed he managed to watch all of them.

@williamroberts6803

Жыл бұрын

The books were good except for number two because of Jacob.

@Clara1717

Жыл бұрын

@@williamroberts6803 yep

@robertrowley4929

7 ай бұрын

Somebody give him a Purple Heart 💜

Props to Pattinson for getting his money for being in this dreck and still managing to salvage his career.

@Tripp393

5 ай бұрын

Aside from the first twilight he hasn’t been actually good in anything else.

@mitoo4880

4 ай бұрын

@@Tripp393 uuuuuuhmmm..... Ever seen The Lighthouse ?

@Tripp393

4 ай бұрын

@@mitoo4880 MEDIOCRE

@mitoo4880

4 ай бұрын

@@Tripp393 I guess that's just your opinion, man

@gwenbathory6656

4 ай бұрын

His interviews where he goes after the story is hilarious.

“I’m not loving this concept so far.” “The books sold millions of copies to brand loyal preteens with disposable income.” “I gotta say, I’m loving this concept so far.” 😂 Money does it every time

@v4vndta911

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment has 666 likes right now. I have a screenshot.

@m.c.martin

2 жыл бұрын

@@v4vndta911 You’re the first comment too 😳

@ir3akh4v0c

2 жыл бұрын

Money money money money money

@michaelryan6342

2 жыл бұрын

I do love money purposes!

@conniethesconnie

2 жыл бұрын

Because money. Strange but that is the best explanation for why any of Twilight exists.

When you really break it down like this you realise that twilight egged on an entire generation of preteens to stay in abusive relationships because they thought it was love

@johngr1747

2 жыл бұрын

This kind of makes sense. The role models presented by the media do play a role in people's lives, wether they are fiction or not.

@tombradydid9114

2 жыл бұрын

Nah women already think like that.

@sarahmeyers1773

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, we only agreed to stay in abusive relationships with VAMPIRES for love. Everyone else blows.

@tombradydid9114

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahmeyers1773 I'm a vampire, can I abuse you?

@sarahmeyers1773

2 жыл бұрын

@@tombradydid9114 sure. We’ll meet up later but only if you promise to turn me too. And I want a snazzy little house in the Washington woods please. And my own honeymoon island.

“I don’t know. But anyway,” twice in a row in the second movie. 😂😂 Gets me every time.

I never understood how Jasper is the youngest of the Cullen clan. The civil war happened like 150 years ago during this movie. But previously it was said that Edward is only like 109

@stenzel27

8 ай бұрын

"I'm gonna need ya to stop thinking about things."

@daylight3325

8 ай бұрын

@@stenzel27not thinking about things is tight!

@bobbijoward955

6 ай бұрын

I think it has something to do with him being the last to become part of the Cullen family. It’s been years since I read the books though.

@numba69bill

3 ай бұрын

I had this question, too! I asked my wife, and she said that he was turned by someone else. He ended up joining the Cullen's when he meets Alice, and that is when he becomes a vegetarian vampire.

@grantlogan9207

3 ай бұрын

Youngest of the Cullens is in regards to being "vegetarian" and joining the clan. not necessarily when they were turned.

"I'm a writer" "I guess you KINDA are"

@felixbache5369

3 жыл бұрын

genuinely made me lol

@Undergroundtec

3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair things WERE in fact written. Quality notwithstanding.

@S4ns

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I mean, letters were put in an order that technically made words.

@paddymills

3 жыл бұрын

So I have this idea for a movie about bestiality and necrophilia

"She has a skeleton inside of her?" "I mean, everybody does" "Can you imagine, very spooky"

@eileensnow6153

Жыл бұрын

Technically she had two inside her at the time

@hadley_mcdonald

Жыл бұрын

That was the best part

@MemberWhen

Жыл бұрын

I love the subtle callback that producer guy finds skeletons to be the scariest thing ever

@laughingbeast4481

11 ай бұрын

Bradbury wibes.

@itnotmeitu3896

8 ай бұрын

@@eileensnow6153hahah thats so scary, you should write creepy pastas man

I like how none of it is an exaggeration or a lie and describing it just sounds insane.

13:30 "That actually sounds like a whole lot more interesting of a movie than the one we're making".

Seeing executive producer guy die a little inside because of the wolfie-baby romance is TIGHT

@tonytip5871

3 жыл бұрын

😁😁😁😁😁😄

@mashedpotetoo

3 жыл бұрын

:) :) :) :) :) :)

@logandh2

2 жыл бұрын

You saying “wolfie” instead of just wolf somehow made it 100x worse

@KierraHannon

2 жыл бұрын

@@logandh2 🤣

@Arnell_Long

2 жыл бұрын

@@logandh2 Agreed lol.

“I don’t like that...” “Oh, don’t worry sir...it’s not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it.” Never has a pitch meeting made me laugh harder.

@mickey3017

2 жыл бұрын

I've laughed crazy hard at all this

@bruceschweitzer

2 жыл бұрын

Shakes my head “What are doing here man” Well Money

@619Gotenks

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonyacosta4574 down boy

@tonyacosta4574

2 жыл бұрын

@@619Gotenks I kneel to nobody

@LittaDNB

2 жыл бұрын

The thirst is sooooo cringe 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Never actually watched Twilight but Ryans summary is all anyone really needs to know about a movie

I love "our hands are tied" since 50 Shades came from the fan-fic version twilight.

The Jacob & the baby part. "I don't like that" "Oh don't worry sir, it's not weird at all, because Jacob is going to help raise the child before getting romantically involved with it." "*Sigh*....I mean you know that's somehow worse right?" Absolutely lost it.

@braxtonlee1682

2 жыл бұрын

They should've just let the man stay single😔then the world wouldn't have to suffer

@loremipsum980

2 жыл бұрын

@@braxtonlee1682 Obviously, the author of Twilight didn't want to waste her "perfect hot alpha male bad boy muscular werewolf love interest" so she HAD to give him to her self-insert protag's child :v

@andrepintodude

Жыл бұрын

I listen to this while working and I just laugh my head off so loud here that I had to stop

@naran_naran

Жыл бұрын

Errol Musk has entered the chat.

@ZeroX7649

Жыл бұрын

@@andrepintodude We finally broke him

Close your eyes and repeat "money money money money" The motto of Hollywood.

@godemperorofmankind3.091

3 жыл бұрын

ohhh money is TIGHT

@paulstephens2861

3 жыл бұрын

@@godemperorofmankind3.091 are you having money problems?

@gracethegiraffe27

3 жыл бұрын

Making money is easy, barely an inconvenience.

@barriolimbas

3 жыл бұрын

@@gracethegiraffe27 Oh really!

@willy-johndejager6810

3 жыл бұрын

well, you are not wrong.

The funniest parts of this was Money Guys reaction to the Jacob/Baby romance and his reaction when the fight turns out to be a vision... The absolute dismay is just the funniest thing ever. And I love, love, LOVE that the cure is just the word MONEY. :D

@oliverford5367

Жыл бұрын

Ryan really doesn't like these movies he struggled to keep character

Anytime I need to feel better I come watch the Twilight Pitch Meetings and I’m immediately happier.

"Is it going to be difficult to meet the income quota for Screenrant's Investors?" "Actually it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?' "Yeah we'll just release another Pitch Meeting compilation." "Oh, putting our entire channel's future on Ryan George's back is TIGHT."

@Mbg.2007

3 жыл бұрын

Hey well how about you get wayyyy off my back

@amanahmed9550

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mbg.2007 OH OKAY LET ME GET OFF OF THAT THING REAL QUICK

@wij2012Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow

@BigGrantyTheShanty

3 жыл бұрын

Did this movie just get good!?

@razieljay1713

3 жыл бұрын

Wow of to a great start in the meeting your quota for the "Screenrant income Pitch Meeting"

“What are we doing here man?” Is my favorite 🤣😂

@prestigev6131

3 жыл бұрын

MONEY 💰

@Eggette

3 жыл бұрын

Why does he keep forgetting that money exist when something bad happens

@dfailsthemost

3 жыл бұрын

The best moment in any pitch meeting

@ga5_ma5k32

3 жыл бұрын

Money

@catyfaurie9446

3 жыл бұрын

I need it as a gif

''whats her personality'' ''oh no, that doesnt apply here''

The most unrealistic thing about these pitch meetings is how the executive producer is so uncomfortable with old men grooming/dating young girls.

@AhsimNreiziev

Жыл бұрын

I mean, you do know there are more Executive Producers in Hollywood than just Harvey Weinstein, right?

@terpsidance.

Жыл бұрын

@@AhsimNreiziev There are, but most of the men are still very comfortable with putting an older man with a much younger woman and calling it romantic.

@ninjaked1265

Жыл бұрын

@@terpsidance. but an adult imprinting on a baby is what is making the producer uncomfortable here. A baby isn’t a young woman

@terpsidance.

Жыл бұрын

@@ninjaked1265 Well he was also uncomfortable with Bella being so much younger than Edward too, and certainly I can't deny I'm speaking from personal bias alone here, but I wouldn't put it past some Hollywood producers to find falling in love with a baby and then waiting till she's grown to be romantic.

@zzevonplant

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the producer would probably actually be uncomfortable with that - but only because they know the audience will be horrified (well, except in this movie, evidently, teenagers aren't known for their great recognition of what is and isn't creepy, but whatever) and it might mess with their profit margin. But yeah, off screen the producer *is* the creepy old guy and is using the movies to groom kids. Just fantastic. This is why we don't have TV at my house lol.

Watching the Ultimate Pitch Meetings is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@lincoln1019

3 жыл бұрын

Wowowowow that’s tight!

@237schibe_

3 жыл бұрын

Oh Really?

@berengustav7714

3 жыл бұрын

"What if you actually made a new Pitch Meeting, instead of being unoriginal?" "I need you to get all the way off my back."

@ichiromaeda7022

3 жыл бұрын

@@berengustav7714 "Let me get all the way off that thing!"

@Samiley_Llys

3 жыл бұрын

Thats tight

"She's going to be so sad she's basically going to be comatose and expressionless" "More than usual?" "More than usual" 😂😂😂

@WarmBreadBearBuddy

2 жыл бұрын

This kid that’s on my archery team and I were having a debate about if Harry Potter or Twilight was better and she said “The Harry Potter characters are boring” I replied with; “At least my characters have a shred of personality and a real reason to protect the main character” I just heard “Ooooooooh…” from all around the room.

@YuzuruRentarou

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarmBreadBearBuddy r/thathappened

@renge5589

2 жыл бұрын

@@YuzuruRentarou hey it could be

@hazukichanx408

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that bit^^

The ‘I don’t like that….’ reaction is so well done! 😄👏🏻

KZread stepping all over the last joke of each pitch meeting with its ads is TIGHT!

“Stares at her like he pooped his pants” is a great line.

@youngguywastinghislife2084

3 жыл бұрын

Staring at her like he pooped his pants is Tight

@michalus09

3 жыл бұрын

It's a brown line.

@TY-up1xp

3 жыл бұрын

I'd bet real money it was in the original script.

@Jesse__H

3 жыл бұрын

And so they fall madly in love. Because of the poop stares and the meanness.

@jrw1913

3 жыл бұрын

It's my favorite part of the whole thing

“Let’s just say he likes to spend lots of time with other shirtless guys in the wood” “I see what is going on there” “He’s a werewolf” “ oh I was way off!” I laughed really hard

@sibisankar1690

2 жыл бұрын

His expression saying yeah yeah yeah got me dead lmao

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

This made me wonder about the whole werewolf myth ... was it always just guys cruising in the woods? "I'm naked because werewolfing ripped all my clothes" haha right!

@liamnehren1054

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellnola sadly it comes from heinous serial killers, raping(sometimes) their victims before ripping them apart... the earliest one I heard about, 14th century I think it was, was a southern French man who liked wearing the skin of a wolf while doing it, one of his victims got away and said she was attacked by a wolf and he also claimed that the skin let him turn into a wolf. Think the wolf of snow hollow mixed with it being real and a little more rape.

@flyingdutchman2442

Жыл бұрын

@@liamnehren1054 I wish we had more information on these killers.

@liamnehren1054

Жыл бұрын

@@flyingdutchman2442 Now if you wanted to know about the idea that the earlier ones could transform into wolves, that's where it gets very fragmented. You might want to look into "Lupercalia" and the founders of Rome. There were some religions (I view most cults the same as Christianity) who existed for at least a few hundred years (hence not really a cult in the modern sense) who believed they could turn into wolves using a rite at the full moon. I only know snippets about them since it was mentioned in a documentary about the history of werewolves that I saw years ago, the same one where they talked about that French serial killer.

"And then Jacob pops his shirt off to help, y'know, like a normal person" Help that's literally the best line

The last little bit of sanity left in the producer guy as he contemplates life after hearing shocking and unimaginably horrific pitches is what gets me every time.

I love businessman's disappointment everytime the story took an even shittier turn.

@Clickbait86

2 жыл бұрын

Producer*

@byMene

2 жыл бұрын

Producer guy*

@uVueD2b

2 жыл бұрын

... but his interest is rejuvenated when screenwriter guy mentions money.

@shintruth2716

2 жыл бұрын

@@uVueD2b MONEY MONEY MONEY !!!

@goosewayne40

2 жыл бұрын

Producer

"Turn me into a Vampire you coward." possibly the best line

@haku8135

3 жыл бұрын

What about "I'm going to show you my naked body" "Alright, do it. Do it you coward, i dare you"

I worked at Hot Topic during this time,and my soul is damaged from me having to hype it up

Listening to this, does make you realize how much more sense Twilight would make if Bella was in college (returning to her birth state) and the Cullen "children" were pretending to be college students, and she was initially just meeting up with child hood friends, after she'd left when her parent's divorced and was only back for the occasional holiday while growing up.

@williamrosenbloom215

Жыл бұрын

But then it would have been harder for middle school girls to identify with her

@jemmellpyron2527

Жыл бұрын

Nah nah nah. Gotta have that high school setting. Hollywood says college setting is only for adults.

@carolinacuchacovich

11 ай бұрын

Nothing from Twilight have any sense

@Rex_Nichts

9 ай бұрын

It wouldn't make sense for money purposes

@pap-fr

7 ай бұрын

Why would this make more sense

“It’s called Eclipse” “That’s something no rational person would ever stare at” 😂😂🤣☠️ Love the burn 🔥

@johngr1747

2 жыл бұрын

More like literal humor imo.

@empty3280

2 жыл бұрын

The burn as the roast or the burn as the thing that happens to your eyes after looking at an eclipse?

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

this is just full of clumsy crap like that ... also the full moon opening of "New Moon"

@chrissy.v

2 жыл бұрын

Hah nice play of words

@bootscatsbootscatsboots

2 жыл бұрын

Trump burn FTW

I think how sad he looked after the dream sequence just made my day.

"Sparkly-Badboys" - I lost it. Thanks!

In conclusion: this pitch meeting has a more compelling story than the Twilight movies.

@belamras

Жыл бұрын

Dude this pitch meeting is so good it make me feel glad they made the movies :D

@Einari1983

Жыл бұрын

@@belamras Well said 👍

@oliverford5367

Жыл бұрын

If they compressed the five movies to two, or even one, you'd have an alright story. Bella meets Edward, finds out he's a vampire, Volturi get pissed at him and he runs off. Bella depressed, Jacob helps her out, Edward comes back, they tell the Volturi to f-off and live happily ever after. Good be done in 2.5 hours

@ellieb.e.868

Жыл бұрын

@@oliverford5367 but… money?! 💰💰💰 Gotta buy Canada.

@007dalal

9 ай бұрын

It was super easy barely and inconvenience

The end was so spectacular... "And that wolf is gonna go with the baby-" "Money, money, money-"

I rewatched this countless times cause it will never not be hilarious.

@anvos658

Жыл бұрын

Find the HISHEs for Twilight, better, but this is still good.

@klas666

8 ай бұрын

​@@anvos658, HISHE is nowhere near PMs in every way imaginable.

his face after saying "im a writer" LMAO 5:25

"The movie's gonna follow this girl, Bella Swan..." "And what's she like?" "What do you mean?" Yep.... that pretty much sums up Bella Swan.

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

Although Matrix was a good movie, and this was not, Neo is the same thing for nerdy dudes (for exceedingly bland people to imprint on)

@broskibrewer2187

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellnola 10 year old me feels attacked but is too self aware to say you're wrong

@denisruzicka1606

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellnola Jesus, you are so right. If I look back I can't even find the reason why was Trinity interested in him and even more, love him. Dude is just confused for 3/4 of the first movie and the rest is the rescue mission. I wonder if he was purposely written so blant so that all the teenagers can "transpose" themself onto him or if it was because writers wanted to focus on the World and Matrix.

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

@@denisruzicka1606 Yeah, I do realize people can fall in love on looks alone (in fact it usually is just that) but give me something, eh? Sheesh!

@rudraksh5692

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellnola the concept 9f matrix far exceeded it's flaws

Oh man, when he breaks character to address Jacob’s imprinting , that was one the funniest moments ever in Pitch Meetings!!!

@MrBiggles53

3 жыл бұрын

I also had McFeels.

@davids736

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichijofestival2576 Clearly....try Tom and Jerry or the The Three Stooges.....

@kittyunderwood8918

3 жыл бұрын

@@ichijofestival2576 k

@Darkagedd

3 жыл бұрын

@@davids736 Don't you dare to diss Tom and Jerry.

@Zeuts85

3 жыл бұрын

@@davids736 I don't think Tom and Jerry or the Three Stooges can cure clinical depression... Might wanna try some drugs instead.

22:50 those sad expressions got me good 🤣🤣🤣

The amount of value this pitch meeting has compared to the actual movies is just... Just mmmm .... Just so much more. It really can't be overstated how much better it is to watch these movies as pitch meetings

The number of times they said "Because she's the main character" and "It's actually really easy. Barely an inconvenience!" has me wheezing!🤣

@kellnola

2 жыл бұрын

yeah these things are so deeply and fundamentally ... just illiterate

@Formalec

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious almost everytime. Love it.

@reinrose82

Жыл бұрын

If they don’t have a t-shirt line they need one

@danielwilliams7562

Жыл бұрын

I prefer the reason he justifies anything with "money" as the best part. The concerning thing is how often it gets used

@IlHansenIl

Жыл бұрын

They say barely an inconvenience once in every movie review. You're gonna be wheezing a lot.

Best part 😆 "... and Jacob gets to hook up with the child that he raised." "Money, money, money, money." 😑😑

@animesloversunited9069

Жыл бұрын

he wanted to distract himself 😂

@lealta1481

Жыл бұрын

@@animesloversunited9069 he needed to. Lol

This entire series is an absolute goldmine and I'm so happy I've found it

@fatkidz87

Жыл бұрын

You mean twilight or Pitch meeting 🤣

@silhouettefades

3 ай бұрын

​@@fatkidz87only pitch meeting is the right answer in this situation.

"... ... I don't like that." Single best reaction in the entire Pitch Meetings series.🤣 Edit: I stand corrected - "... ... What are we doing here, man?"

We gotta appreciate that he actually watched and suffered through all the movies to make this.

@pruray

2 жыл бұрын

Public service.

@jecapeca

2 жыл бұрын

I can imagine him sitting in cinema and from time to time repeating to himself with eyes closed: "Money, money, money, money... " while watching saga of nonsense and stupidity! 😂

@Levi_is_Smol

Жыл бұрын

I even read the books bach when I was a teenager. I read everything back then. They were kind okay, tho. Well written, so it wasn't that bad.

@whatevergoesforme5129

Жыл бұрын

@@Levi_is_Smol I disagree. I read Twilight because of the hype and the author can't describe action very well. She also lacks good characterization and I was surprised the movie actually followed the same tone instead of improving on the weaknesses of the book. They could have made the movie a lot better by deviating like what happened to other books turned into movies. But then I read Twilight not as a teen so I could see the flaws at once.

@RobG001

Жыл бұрын

Also I feel his pain, I had to take my daughter and her friend to see everyone of these films, it was hell, Only one worse was something called Pokemon, I had no freaking idea then what it was about, nor do I now. Ugh. :)

The fact that Robbert Patton hates Edward more than any other person is funny to me

@technomage6736

2 жыл бұрын

Considering he surely made tons of money and fame from the character, he shouldn't hate it THAT much.

@stefanolozardo9711

2 жыл бұрын

@@technomage6736 Its not about fame or money, its that it tainted his carrer by that role with him always being known as the Twilighht guy.

@oncerand_directioner

2 жыл бұрын

That's what got me into actually liking him as an actor and it's one of my favorite aspects of Robert

@KaiKrimson56

2 жыл бұрын

@@oncerand_directioner Me too. I also thought it was interesting when I read an interview for Variety to make sure he really was gonna play Batman that pretended to be drunk for Water for Elephants and had to actually get drunk for a scene in The Lighthouse.

@Flaris

2 жыл бұрын

@@stefanolozardo9711 Considering how well his role as Batman ends up doing...yeah, I really don't think he should hate it that much. Made him a lot of money, got a lot of fame, and his career still ended up just fine. Just a bit of suffering for mostly a win.

the reaction to the baby thing (before the money) felt so real... like it looks like his genuine reaction to someone telling him for the first time

7:51 the technicalities of werewolf junk, and Producer Guy getting alllll the way off Script Guy's back 😂LIke Jacob's shirt

The way we all agree Rosalie's entire backstory would've made way more of an interesting movie

@lyzziekelly

Жыл бұрын

it would've been awesome to have movies for everyone's back stories.....but no.....nothing 🙄

@alegomanYTPs

Жыл бұрын

but it's still in the twilight universe :P

@joshuakarr-BibleMan

Жыл бұрын

Because she's one of the vampires, sir, I'm almost sure of it!

@Mopark25

Жыл бұрын

@@Chicxulubs it's a GREAT movie

@williamroberts6803

Жыл бұрын

How about between each movie they make the backstory one character at a time. Alternate book movie ,backstory movie, backstory movie.

19:41-20:07 The closest a movie executive has ever come to having a moral conscience.

@nazarasaid8645

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

This is my absolute favorite of the Pitch Meetings. It just brings me so much enjoyment.

If they had just swap the dialogue of the end of the second movie, and had Jacob ask her to marry him first, and then have Bella ask him to turn her, it would have actually been a pretty good Cliffhanger ending

"Which one was she again?" "She is one of the vampires. I'm almost sure of it"

The movie is titled "New Moon" so it opens with a shot of a full moon

@2Scribble

3 жыл бұрын

i'M A wR1TeR!!!!

@BarelloSmith

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah well, if it actually opened with a shot of a new moon it would basically be a black screen. xD

@misseli1

3 жыл бұрын

@@BarelloSmith A very good point

@misseli1

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized he doesn't explicitly say "full" moon, but if the moon is shown at all it means it's not a New Moon

@zbnmth

3 жыл бұрын

@@BarelloSmith more likely, a blue screen

Just rewatching this. I think this was the first pitch meeting I ever saw you not smile in and that makes me laugh even harder.

This summary of Twilight really makes me appreciate the vampire diaries

So they keep killing Vampires by ripping their heads off, but when Edward wants to die, he has to go to Venice or something? Exactly. Amazing!

@oncerand_directioner

3 жыл бұрын

Well Edward is one of the main characters so clearly he's also special

@Shuizid

3 жыл бұрын

@@oncerand_directioner Oh being special because you are a main character is tight!

@neverdavenever

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@danieliusarceris7514

3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember the movies at all but from the whole vampire fiction: vampires of the same clan can't hurt(or kill) each other, so he needs to go to another clan and ask them to kill him. Well don't quote me on that, but in several vampire stories I read this seems to be a recurring theme.

Fun fact: If you whisper "money" in a producer's ear a few times while you're reading them a potential script, your chance of being accepted goes up by 80%

@elijahaitaok8624

2 жыл бұрын

So if I’m sending a producer a script I’m writing the word “money” on ever corner of each page

@mactony4

2 жыл бұрын

@@elijahaitaok8624 Or do like James Cameron for the Aliens movie, he just put Alien$ and they accepted it .

I just love how these two guys get over their sudden moments of humanity ("Uhhh, raising her? You realize that makes it worse?") the moment the magical words are invoked ... . . . "But, Sir, you have to remember ... money."

Him being disappointed/disgusted is absolutely brilliant. And then money!

"So the wolf man will raise the baby then sleep With the it and our teenage audience will pay to come see this" killed me

"You have to know that somehow worse, right?" Dude has the lyrics.

@zhipingchen8128

3 жыл бұрын

uhhhhhhh how that aint lyrics??

@banelemkhabela3229

3 жыл бұрын

Gorge Gonzales I subscribed to ur channel so please upload new content

As someone who was just…in love with this book series as a teen and stuck by the films even though they were terrible…I thoroughly enjoyed this roast!! You bring up many good points that are just yada yada’d away. Good stuff, funny 😆

"Im a writer" is prolly one of my favorites non recurring lines in pitch meeting xD

“Did this movie just get good?” Well, no.

@kelogorn

2 жыл бұрын

More like: Well yes, but actually no. 😂

"He helps raise her before they hook up." I believe there's a word for that that rhymes with wild shrooming.

@seantds619

2 жыл бұрын

Mild broom please? I know what you're really talking about

@MrBubba19692

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it would be hard to guess that but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@ineshomemcardoso5762

2 жыл бұрын

A normal kid blooming? 🤔 Just me?... well that's a revelation... Retrospective evaluations of pedophilic acts are TIGHT!

@sweetsandcharades8383

2 жыл бұрын

I have spent too much time on tvtropes. I was like “wife husbandry” doesn’t rhyme on- ahh right.

@marcosagustinferreyra9929

2 жыл бұрын

Not a native speaker. Mind telling me which word that is? (not joking)

I love at 19:46 how the producer has got simply nothing left.

18:57 Lost it at the spooky skeleton reference hahahahah, too funny.

"Pooped his pants and wondering if she noticed", I'm dead.

@kennydyegaming9607

3 жыл бұрын

“Wondering”

@7thwardserpent83

2 жыл бұрын

RPI

Ryan is so good with facial expression. When he looked disappointed I actually can feel and see that on his face

@mallorycarpinski1160

2 жыл бұрын

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Ya know, because everyone dies inside when they really think about Twilight too much.

@AuthorJakeAStrife

Жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@jsjp822

Жыл бұрын

You wanna see him be disappointed, you should watch The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle

@gendoruwo6322

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, but MONEY! money always perk him up again.

@evangelinewood3325

Жыл бұрын

That's called acting.

"That actually sounds a whole lot more interesting of a movie than the one we're making"

This is one of the best pitch meeting cuz we can see Ryan acting range from broken/sad to instanlly hype and ecstatic

"Did this movie just get good?!" "This movie just got good!!!" Then Producer-Guy's crestfallen face as he realizes it was Alice's fever dream. That look was everything. If you are a fan of the Twilight movies, then you can only laugh in joy at these pitch meetings because it's sadly so true.

@haku8135

3 жыл бұрын

I've literally only seen the first twilight movie. And the instant i saw future vision girl, i thought "Well, she'll ruin the series." And she did.

@cameronward8545

3 жыл бұрын

The book was worse, because there was 0 action and it was all just anticlimactic tension

@williamcronshaw5262

3 жыл бұрын

I tried watching the first one with my wife once, I made it about an hour in before getting frustrated and saying "we're over an hour into this movie and nothing has happened."

@the4tierbridge

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamcronshaw5262 And I just visualised a Family Guy cutaway about the Griffin Family trying to watch the movie for Family Game Night because of this comment. I can't stop laughing. Thank you!

@jshenry1976

3 жыл бұрын

I almost cried. He mirrored exactly how I felt when I watched it. I was like YES FINALLY IT'S GOOD... and then.... no

"This one's called New Moon and it's gonna start with a shot of a moon!" "Ah, actually a new moon is when you CAN'T see the moon." "Oh, whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

@katarzynapenar6970

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's a shot of full moon. We are NOT up for a good start here 😂

@snazzypazzy

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I'm not alone in finding that very very annoying!

“I’m a writer!!” Lmao that was fantastic😂😂😂

19:34 - The long awkward silence got me so good!

So true, the whole idea of Jacob wanting to be with a baby is just disturbing.

@supersizesenpai

3 жыл бұрын

on every level.

@MP197742

3 жыл бұрын

Disturbingly romantic. It’s even more romantic than a hundred year old man breaking into a teenager’s room to watch her sleep at night. I feel like Stephanie Meyers may have some issues.

@roshiron1816

3 жыл бұрын

lol, when you put it like that... However imprinting is more of "eternal bond and loyalty" which is usually romance, and it can also be that she doesn't like him when she grows up so he's just an eternal butler, which is also sad and disturbing to be friend-zoned forever.

@monsoon861

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@fightingmedialounge519

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be that be that person roshiron.

"I am vibing with that fetus, that's my girl right there" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aztn19

3 жыл бұрын

.........I...I don’t.....like that.

@ninaelizabethdewitt

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh oh oh omg" that recation on his face when he heard that hahha

@apersonthatsucksatnames1133

2 жыл бұрын

You really gotta wonder why they explained deeply how imprinting is solidly choosing the person you love and want to be with forever and then they just be like "woah that baby.... *i think im imprinting* "

@rainmanslim4611

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh my god