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@kaybee1459

4 жыл бұрын

pitch meeting the grudge :)

@theyoungfamily8295

4 жыл бұрын

Pitch meetings I would really like to see are. The hero "teen" movies of the 2000's. Like Jumper, Push, I am Number 4, & etc etc. It was the wave of movies back in the day.

@izzydizzy9759

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video! your videos always cheer me up! ^-^ greetings from the Netherlands!

@mgtowdadYouTubeSucksCoxks

4 жыл бұрын

AMERICAN HISTORY X!

@b.Kuijpers.

4 жыл бұрын

Make a pitch meeting about The Neon Demon!!

“well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift” 😂 never gonna be able to unsee that now

@Chugargonfan

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I died

@rvantong

4 жыл бұрын

This has me rolling

@shapen360

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would’ve able to laugh at such a grotesque image.

@minimumviableplayer1402

4 жыл бұрын

I loled at work, it was tight.

@saritatambayong4002

4 жыл бұрын

Because the Japanese version of the scared dead face spooked me so much, I avoided to see when watching the Hollywood version. Until today. And it's hilarious! Thanks, Ryan!

'She goes to the horse farm and start to get to the *BOTTOM* of this.' 'How does that go?' 'Oh, not *WELL* '

@yancylake2019

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, really?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

@wrybreadspread

3 жыл бұрын

Dang. That went completely over my head while watching the vid.

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

These videos are full of weird details like that, I find.

@yancylake2019

3 жыл бұрын

@@pentelegomenon1175 I know what that feels like!

@dervakommtvonhinten517

3 жыл бұрын

lol, totally missed that xD

"It's an adaptation of a Japanese film called 'Ringu' " "Oh okay so does it have... Hobbitu's in it" I COULDN'T LMAO

@ramithnanayakkara9864

3 жыл бұрын

That joke was so hillarious!

@ChanPresto

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 hell yeah

@southfloridaarcheryguy114

2 жыл бұрын

I just now got that……

@MrRdlv

2 жыл бұрын

Should've said hobitto

@ph2194

2 жыл бұрын

So f*****g funny! Just Genius! 😁

I watched the ring and right at the end my mother called me... I had a frickin heart attack

@Ogrematic

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see the video after the credits?

@dbergerac9632

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching it on VHS and when she got the last call, I got a call on my land line ringing in time with the tape. I guess I should have answered.

@dbergerac9632

3 жыл бұрын

@ Yes. Wait for my call.

@Ogrematic

3 жыл бұрын

@ How can you expect a response from a dead guy?

@Sewingbee23

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny 🤣

What I wish had been included: "And so then she has her creepy son make a copy of the tape, and then we're going to insinuate that everyone in the audience is going to die a week after watching this movie." "But didn't you say that if someone copies the tape, that breaks the curse?" "Yes." "Did you just encourage the audience to make bootleg copies of this movie and give them to their friends so everyone is immune to the curse?" "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

@tonuahmed4227

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@earthling_za

4 жыл бұрын

"Making bootleg copies is tight!"

@johannesseyfried7933

4 жыл бұрын

@@earthling_za "No Sir, it is not!" "Oops!" "Oopsie!"

@brianwessel

4 жыл бұрын

YEAHYEAHYEAH

@VivekYadav-ds8oz

4 жыл бұрын

Accidentally encouraging pirates is tight!

I died laughing about "first year film student pretending to be edgy" "Pretentious ghosts Artists are tight"

@petitcactusamer

4 жыл бұрын

Same hahah

@sharkdentures3247

4 жыл бұрын

Possibly my favorite line in the video. Although the Samara Vs Godzilla line gave it a run for its money.

@cheshirekat3050

4 жыл бұрын

You seem pretty talkative for a dead person.

@allahspreadshate6486

4 жыл бұрын

If you're going to quote someone how about actually quoting them accurately? "Misquotes are really taut"...

@yateeshagrawal513

4 жыл бұрын

@@allahspreadshate6486 "saying what other people said but in a slightly worse version is what I do on daily basis." -An Engineer student

"Well, i have a Samara vs Godzilla script i can pitch ya" Now i wanna see that movie

@thedarkages6476

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@vedranb87

2 жыл бұрын

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEn!

@masteroflions1183

2 жыл бұрын

Samara vs Godzilla is TIGHT 🖒

@zun-hinwoo1042

2 жыл бұрын

It will be super easy.... barely an inconvenience!

@wearymelancholy

2 жыл бұрын

They did do some odd crossovers with the original Japanese versions of some of these horror films. For instance I've seen 'Sadako vs Kayako' which pits the spirits from Ringu and Ju-on(The Grudge) against eachother. Sadako Vs Godzilla does sound a lot more fun though.

He's not only extremely funny but he also speaks a wonderfully clear English and me as a non native speaker enjoy listening to him. I have learned a lot of English with him

@isaactrockman4417

3 жыл бұрын

That’s great!

@nrsrymj

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like this fact would be deeply touching to him

@petreraldiavideos

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same feeling here!

@fullmetalu

2 жыл бұрын

Tracher: "So how was today’s English test?" Kid: "Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

@yes_head

2 жыл бұрын

It's wonderfully clear and polite Canadian English!

"...and try to get to the bottom of this" "And how does that go?" "Oh not well" Foreshadowing in pitch meetings is tight.

@feynstein1004

4 жыл бұрын

Also, "bottom of this" and "well" 😉

@divyanshpanwari348

4 жыл бұрын

@@feynstein1004 lmfao

@ltlredhen4177

4 жыл бұрын

Well, It was a well tho

@ArielRPacheco

4 жыл бұрын

@@feynstein1004 Yeap! xD

@pheresy1367

4 жыл бұрын

very perceptive...good one

"So it was trouble, I was right." I'm gonna use this while watching horror movies now.

@romainsavioz5466

4 жыл бұрын

Using that sentence while watching horro movies is thight

@Hespiota

4 жыл бұрын

Our new catchphrase

@metrunui8224

4 жыл бұрын

wowowow

@edevaldosilva3104

4 жыл бұрын

well ok then

@woodside4life

4 жыл бұрын

Fine, you were right. Now can you get allll the way up off my back now?

"Very inconsiderate" "Very creepy and slightly threatening." I just love the way these Pitch Meetings show all the holes and ignorance of so many plots of so many films. Keep up the awesome work.

@wolfwing1

3 ай бұрын

except in this case two of the 'plot holes' solve each other :> how did she get in the closet if she died. Why didn't she kill him right away. Well Duhhh pretty obvious she didn't kill the first girl right away but persued her while she tried to hide.

“Died but someone got her the most thoughtful gift” god that’s hilarious and true

@VicDScott

3 жыл бұрын

What the hell is with your pfp

@Sorain1

3 жыл бұрын

@@VicDScott No joy on a reverse image search, and I can't read text that small, but I sure want to know as well as you.

@Matthewmcg22

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful name btw

@theultimatereductionist7592

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody got her an adorable puppy wrapped in a baby rabbit wrapped in a baby kitten.

Samara vs Godzilla *TAKE MY MONEY NOW!*

@firstnamesurname2482

4 жыл бұрын

A supernatural being that kill you within 7 days vs a giant lizard-like creature that can destroy everything in its path. I'd watch that for sure. I wonder how Godzilla gonna fit into that well.

@NinjaTyler

4 жыл бұрын

In Japan they did make the ring vs the grudge

@michaelwilson6480

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, not I feel like I’ve been robbed having not been allowed to see this movie.

@HarbingersBuddy

4 жыл бұрын

geardog24 I’ve never wanted to see something more

@rajeevpandey7125

4 жыл бұрын

@@HarbingersBuddy Godzilla vs king kong vs Samara vs momo

“...yeah that is a little suspicious And also, she was gray.” Couldn’t stop laughing

@melonman6522

4 жыл бұрын

And her jaw was unhinged.

@FussyPickles

4 жыл бұрын

@@melonman6522 wow wow wow

@lalboimanlun1230

4 жыл бұрын

Must be a “hobbitu”

@Marvelfanatic3658

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@firelordeliteast6750

Жыл бұрын

Thought this comment said gay for a moment.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who says “Barely an inconvenience” along with him

@michaelreilly6874

3 жыл бұрын

I also repeat those words.

@thexskating

3 жыл бұрын

Nope I am too lol

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

Ever since he started saying it with the exact same intonation and rhythm every time, I haven't been able to resist it.

@Dissociated_ferly

3 жыл бұрын

Saying "super easy, barely an inconvenience" is tight

@johnlewis3891

3 жыл бұрын

I do the same.

- “Well she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift”. That image was one of the scariest single frames of any film I had ever seen, and now I can't see it without giggling. This guy is magic in all the right ways (:

"Oh, movies about rings are super hot right now. Does it have hobbits on it?" "No. It's an adaptation of a japanese movie, called Ringu." "oh... okay. So, does it have *hobbitus* on it?" That part really took me by surprise. Love it.

@hellojari07

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't fully get it. :(

@drogadepc

4 жыл бұрын

In Brazil "The Ring" is called "O Chamado". Like, "The Calling".

@nayeemhaider8367

4 жыл бұрын

yeps Hobbit would be something like Hobbitto or Hobittu in japanese

@hellojari07

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, u guys. 😁

@Wolfgang_A

4 жыл бұрын

@@drogadepc Same in Russia - "Звонок" (spelled "zvonOk")

Ryan's "wow wow wow wow"'s are always so funny

@LetsTalkAboutPrepping

4 жыл бұрын

Can we also talk about his WwWhat?

@Ashwin-zg7rt

4 жыл бұрын

Also I DON'T KNOW

@5thElementDFW

4 жыл бұрын

I love those lol

@JonnySublime

4 жыл бұрын

Easily impressed eh

@MetalSword106

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow

The "Yeah yeah yeah" is far and away his most underrated response. Always hilarious.

@michelleelks4816

3 жыл бұрын

I agree! That's my favorite part. I love that!

For the first time I'm dead at the first line "The Ring, after Ringu"- "Hobbits? Ok how about.. Hobbit-uuus?"

"Well I do have a Samara vs. Godzilla script I can pitch you" "Um no that sounds awful" lol killed me

@ematuskey

4 жыл бұрын

"Your loss, sir," was great. :D

@theatre721

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it. Extraneous crossovers are TIGHT!

@praneethachanta4089

4 жыл бұрын

I generally try to hold my laughter while watching, cause I'm usually in a public place, but this line broke me.

@ecliptorcalrissian5014

4 жыл бұрын

I would soooo watch that movie.

@magatetus

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, wow wow! 💵

"Also she was gray" never even wondered why her family never looked into why she was gray. 😄😄😄

@chand.4401

4 жыл бұрын

or the fact that her face looked like the scream mask

@jonathonpolk3592

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, having a heart attack does not usually cause instant desiccation of your face. Usually. But I'm not a doctor.

@softy8088

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, Christal, you can't just ask people why they're gray.

@KanohiVahi

3 жыл бұрын

Look I need you to get all the way off my back with this one

@michaelsong5555

3 жыл бұрын

She was the Grey Hulk.

I watched Ringu on an old busted up VHS tape with my flatmate and our friend. Was probably the most horrifying experience I had watching films, especially as the VHS tape kept warping and flickering every so often. My flatmate was so petrified after the film that he refused to give our friend a ride home without me being in the car - as he didn't want to be on his own for the drive back to ours. Good times.

@TRAZ4004

2 жыл бұрын

Your flatmate was a scaredy cat and a mean friend for not giving him a ride home. You should throw him/her/them down a well.

@KamalikaMukherjee81

9 ай бұрын

Japanese horror movies are something else!

Please do a Pitch Meeting for The Blair Witch Project. It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@LoganWH8

3 жыл бұрын

“So after they finish filming they start heading back to the car, and Heather points the way with the map and compass” “So they have a map and a compass and a solid understanding of their starting location and destination, getting back to the car should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “It should be but it’s not.” “But all they have to do is walk in a straight line, point A - point B hypotenuse and all that.” “Yeah but the guys don’t like that path so they decide to go a different way.”

@Palindrome78

3 жыл бұрын

The Blair Witch Project needs a disclaimer...telling people to take a Dramamine before watching.

"you have 7 days to live" Me: super easy barely an inconvenience

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

*Starts binging Pitch Meetings

@kaloryfer99999

4 жыл бұрын

"Finally it will stop..."

@justanotherchannelonyoutub126

4 жыл бұрын

Having 7 days to live is tight!

@broganfee7034

4 жыл бұрын

We just have to pirate the film it’s all g

@saras123

4 жыл бұрын

B randon that escalated quickly 😂

I can't be the only one to want to see 'Samara vs Godzilla". Can I?

@JediJuniper92

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it

@Rapscallion2009

4 жыл бұрын

You can defeat her with a very small travel TV and a fly swat.

@regulardude3397

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rapscallion2009 but does godzilla have either of those things?

@johnnyjohnny6174

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds lame.

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

People who care about either of those franchises would hate it.

"What happens if you watch the tape and you're nowhere near a phone?" Now I am envisioning singing telegrams being sent to people with the message "Seven Days" sung in a variety of ways and with jazz hands.

"well I do have a Samara versus Godzilla script" "nope that sounds awful" "your loss, sir" Best dialog ever.

"watching people read does make for great cinema"

@gagecolao902

3 жыл бұрын

Only when it’s Gandalf

@superfurryfox1

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed.... Am I doing it right?

@blakeallen1057

3 жыл бұрын

Good*

@philsowers

3 жыл бұрын

watching people read is tight!

Screen Rant's Pitch Meeting, is the best series on KZread!

@bitheatretrash7274

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Shea YESSSS!!! I agreeeeee!!!!

@RichardHeiney

4 жыл бұрын

Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah!

@christopherrogers5197

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@tpsam

4 жыл бұрын

Only thing that comes to my mind just a little worse is nba game of zones by bleacher report

son: "So the secret to beating the curse is..." Rachel: "NO! No spoilers!" *hangs up*

"Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" probably my favorite non-sexual use of that joke.

"What happens if you're no where near a phone?" Your pager goes off. Obviously...

@hainguyentri6924

4 жыл бұрын

What happen if you're no where near a pager? Pigeon?

@Danka42

3 жыл бұрын

@@hainguyentri6924 Yes.

@dbergerac9632

3 жыл бұрын

Someone in a uniform delivers a telegram. Now THAT's creepy.

@YorkJonhson

3 жыл бұрын

@@dbergerac9632 Makes me think of Breekon and Hope from the Magnus Archives.

@pentelegomenon1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@YorkJonhson Or Back to the Future 2.

"And then Rachel gets hit in the head with a TV." "Whaaaat?" 😂😂😂

@salsolis9254

4 жыл бұрын

Producer guy looked so very confused at that moment. lol

@joelellis7035

4 жыл бұрын

She seems to get hit in the head a lot during this movie. Yeah, it's kind of a theme. But she doesn't seem to suffer any long term effects from them. Nope. Why? I dunno! Well, okay then!

@kaisersoymilk6912

4 жыл бұрын

Let's just say that the Japanese version is very different. If it was like the American version I doubt we would have ever heard about it.

@plasticweapon

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaisersoymilk6912 drink your soymilk, hipster.

@kaisersoymilk6912

4 жыл бұрын

@@plasticweapon SOOOYBOOOOY

0:48 I can't never see that scene without thinking about that now.

Re-watching all these older pitch meetings from months ago is tight!

Me : “All of them?” Boss : “All of them.” (stern eyes looking right at me) Me : 😵

@nahor88

4 жыл бұрын

If you see a movie with an interesting, though provoking concept, good chance a Japanese movie already did it.

@ematuskey

4 жыл бұрын

ALLLLL OFFFFF THEMMMMMM!

@zidbits1528

4 жыл бұрын

@@nahor88 You're dead right on that part. Remember the Mirror shattering scene in Inception? Stolen from Paprika (japanese anime), or the bathtub scene in Requim for a dream? Stolen from Perfect Blue or Monster, can't remember.

@timbuktu8069

4 жыл бұрын

I really want to see The Ring Girl vs Godzilla.

@tusharg8452

4 жыл бұрын

@@zidbits1528 Perfect Blue

I've watched all the Pitch Meetings. All of them. I need more.

@KysonChannell

4 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow wow

@jelita_

4 жыл бұрын

Same. They are addictive. I haven't even watched some of the movies Ryan pitched

@tranquilrabies

4 жыл бұрын

Fair enough.

@Squiddyize

4 жыл бұрын

Surely it must have been really hard to watch them all. (Obvious setup)

@geegeep

4 жыл бұрын

@@Squiddyize actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. The channel has a playlist with all of the videos so you can binge them

I used to cover my tv with a blanket after watching this movie, as if that would save me. The day after I saw it in the theater I got a bloody nose....

The Ring 1 is one of the scariest film's I've ever seen.

@felixbache5369

4 жыл бұрын

It is genuinely a scary movie.

@bobs_toys

4 жыл бұрын

I watched it while high. That was a mistake.

@ishanipimpale

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@racistape

3 жыл бұрын

Scaringly bad.

@BlackStar250874

3 жыл бұрын

If you mean original Japanese Ringu, then yes. But these American adaptions are generally just bad. A bit like Dark Water. Even with Jennifer Connely, it was just awful and not much scary. The original was a masterpiece. When you remove cultural connections from movies like these, they lost their meaning.

"Gandarfu-senpai! You have to help us Hobbitus!" "Yare yare daze; Frodo-kun!"

@pizza_tony374

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t

@arpitdas4263

3 жыл бұрын

"Yamete Eoyn chan!!!!"

@Cipher_Paul

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@BackToBlueSide218

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@bipstymcbipste5641

3 жыл бұрын

@@arpitdas4263 Sam chasing after Frodo be like "Frodo-senpai, yamero!"

"If he was headed upstairs to electrocute himself, why bother bonking her on the head?" "I don't know. He felt like bonking her on the head." "Well okay then."

@ChrisHarings

4 жыл бұрын

"Because I put it in the script" "But why?" "Because I put it in the script"

@LuisSierra42

4 жыл бұрын

I'll need you to get all the way off my back sir

@godzilla101188

4 жыл бұрын

sylverscale I thought it was so she can’t stop him?

@craigh5236

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't hear the 'on the head' part first time I heard it.

@joelellis7035

4 жыл бұрын

And she didn't die? Nope! Well, okay then!

"Most thoughtful gift" - funniest line this year.

“Watching people read does make for good cinema” 😂😂😂

Do Fight Club one of these days as you have Screenwriter Guy and Movie Executive Guy being more alike than they know and then have them realise ...

@esquilax5563

4 жыл бұрын

That's a brilliant idea!

@mikemccormick5212

4 жыл бұрын

Great idea... Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

@arthand7672

4 жыл бұрын

Realize that one of them is actually Edward Norton?

@sirjames3494

4 жыл бұрын

Shan Wickremesinghe genius!

@jobxus15

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think it will be hard to film that?

"Like someone got her the most thoughtful gift!" LMFAO I never noticed that before but now I can't unsee it XD

"What if it's spooky?" "Yeah yeah yeah" 😂

The delivery is brilliant in these and the carefree innocent attitude and vocabulary just make these so so watchable

"So, what does she look like?" " Well, she looks like she died but also kinda like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift." If I could laugh any louder or longer at that joke, I think my neighbors would phone the police for help.

@dayoolaleye1265

4 жыл бұрын

JustBrowsing and you would probably get shot by the police

@amberkelly3187

4 жыл бұрын

I like the thought of explaining to the police you are concerned for your neighbour because they are laughing.

Funniest part: "It's part of it, I don't know it's just part of it..." "Ok, if you say so..."

@DeterminedGoat

4 жыл бұрын

His delivery...

2:27 "Because what if it's spooky?" Brilliant

"up to her I guess" lmao

Do “The Room” (Tommy Wiseau)

@Sokrabiades

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that DeFranco movie a two hour long pitch meeting?

@Bodyknock

4 жыл бұрын

I think Halloween episode was supposed to be a horror movie, not a horrible movie.

@angelicreinforcement3373

4 жыл бұрын

It's famously self-made

@ryanboxer4742

4 жыл бұрын

It fits with the pitch meeting format because he is both people so he could be pitching to himself

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 жыл бұрын

I want to see Dark City or Videodrome ...

Samara: you have seven days to live Bill Murray on Groundhog Day: I'm about to end this girl's whole career

@fikrijuanda6321

4 жыл бұрын

Now i want Samara Vs Godzilla sequel script called Samara Vs Groundhog Day

@kawadashogo8258

2 жыл бұрын

That is so hilariously random.

"What if you watch the tape and there's not a phone nearby?" "Unclear." But where has there ever been a VCR _not_ near a phone?

Watching three dozen of these videos in a row is TIGHT!

"So...does it have hobbitus?" I died.

@kathrynwolfe9020

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!😹

@d00p58

4 жыл бұрын

NPC# 8675309 yeah I agree

3:36 “not well” unintentional puns are tight!

@TheVasant007

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Boogsboogie

3 жыл бұрын

Vasant Pathak much obliged, kind sir!

@theseeker7692

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain?

@TheVasant007

3 жыл бұрын

@@theseeker7692 'Well'

@theseeker7692

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVasant007 I'm a dumbass, thanks

"oh that's a strange strategy" this is how I feel everytime I watch a horror movie

Someone got her the most thoughtful gift. Brilliant.

"...first year film student's attempt at being edgy." That about sums up the video tape......and first year film students.

@ecliptorcalrissian5014

4 жыл бұрын

Also sums up a good chunk of horror movies.

@notAshildr

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a first-year film student, and honestly, I had no intention of being edgy, but some of our professors not only encourage, but demand the edginess. It's quite annoying to be completely honest.

@DRayL_

4 жыл бұрын

@@notAshildr Well,......I guess....be edgy! ;-)

@notAshildr

4 жыл бұрын

@@DRayL_ I going to deliver to them the most haunted VHS tape they've ever laid their eyes on, trust me. ;P

@DRayL_

4 жыл бұрын

@@notAshildr Yes.......YES!!!! Bring it!!

*Your loss sir.* 05:11 Was my favorite _NEW CATCHPHRASE_ to come from this.

@Whizkidd2025

4 жыл бұрын

IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop • “Nope, that sounds awful.” 🤣🤣🤣

- "All of them?" - "All of them!" Priceless 😀

These Pitch videos are better than any antidepressant. You really have found a funny and legitimate entertaining niche. Very believable you are two instead of one. I imagine having coffee with both of these characters. Keep it up!

"Copying Japanese movies is tight!" - Disney, Sergio Leone

@matthiasthulman4058

4 жыл бұрын

George Lucas

@sybcomeclydecoutinho3986

3 жыл бұрын

@Jackie Daytona you did it, didn't you

@ElPayasoMalo

3 жыл бұрын

"Copying American novels and then suing Italians who copy your copy is tight!" -- Kurosawa Akira

@shakthiganesh5117

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElPayasoMalo Wait, what exactly happened?

@joancollaku8744

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElPayasoMalo *adapting/drawing inspiration from american novels and suing people for copying the same exact way you made a movie without credit*

Making Godzilla watch the tape is honestly a pretty genius way of defeating him

@snowangelnc

2 жыл бұрын

Getting him to answer a phone may be a bit of a challenge though.

@akuljamwal3085

2 жыл бұрын

@@snowangelnc fish-messenger thing

Background phone ring sounds are a nice touch :)

just found this today (my birthday!) and its just the greatest haha Ive always wanted to be a fly on the wall in pitch meetings for movies that make no sense.....lol

Screen Rant: You have 7 days until the next Pitch Meeting... Me: 😨😵😱

"All of them?" "ALL of them."

I love the ending when his implication of remaking every Japanese horror film sounds vaguely threatening. "All of them"

i love the sarcastic tone when ryan talks

Her:You have seven days to live Me:kills myself in one day I am speed

@superluminalprobabilityclo6884

4 жыл бұрын

Kachow

@Charmer4856

4 жыл бұрын

LOL I am speed!

@mandarinablue8438

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh at that...

DM: "You defeat the kobolds, but the ranger is poisoned. You must find an antidote before it's too late." Player: "Well, it must be hard to find the correct antidote in the middle of nowhere." DM: "Roll for wisdom" **Natural 20** DM: "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience..."

@catherinedinapoli2030

4 жыл бұрын

ahh love seeing D&D jokes

True story: I watched The Ring at friend's house when I was 12 or 13. In the middle of the movie the phone rang and we all started arguing over who should answer it. His parents answered it in the other room so we were all relieved. But then they shouted that the phone was for me!

@kr4119

3 жыл бұрын

Did you survive?

@emosongsandreadalongs

3 жыл бұрын

@@kr4119 no, I'm dead

@michelleelks4816

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's very spooky!

"movies about rings are super hot right now" it felt like i was about to sneeze but got interrupted

Great. Now I wanna see that giant Samara vs Godzilla movie.

These are the best things on KZread hands down!

Samara vs Godzilla would be super tight. Also Godzilla is ALSO Japanese so getting them together would be super easy-barely an inconvenience.

"She looks like she died, but also like someone just got her the most thoughtful gift..." 😂😂😂

"uh oh creppy boy know something" lol nice Do Grudge Pitch Meeting next.

@kortmann9

4 жыл бұрын

"So there's this creepy naked boy who makes cat noises..."

@omarcrespo77

4 жыл бұрын

Motion to approve!☝️🧐

@hotdogman5214

4 жыл бұрын

I concur

@espoppelaars

4 жыл бұрын

+

That closet scene traumatized us all

@annasloan2349

4 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this at the movie theater when i lived in oregon and the theater was huge and packed and when the closet scene happened everyone in the theater screamed at once They really gave us no time to look away t happened so fast and with no warning Most jump scares it seems there is some kind of forboding but not this time just BAAAAMMMMM

Man, you are so good at this.

I’m so happy I found this channel

All the classics, from "Wowwowwowwow" to "I don't know"! Well done, sir!

0:48 - I don't remember when was the last time I had to pause a video to laugh. Oh Ryan, you genius

I'm always waiting on that barely an inconvenient part of the video I just love it

Most thoughtful gift .... Nice way to describe that expression

I've been watching these for ages now and every time Ryan says "Yeah, yeah, yeah" or "I don't know" I damn near keel over in hysterics!

This video only reminded me on how awesome this movie is. A rewatch is in order for me!!

Just re watched The Ring 2, just dying to hear the pitch meeting for that one!

I always anticipate the "super easy, barely an inconvenience" part so I'd say it along

Me: So if this works you're going to have to make pitch meeting videos for all the movies! Ryan: All of them? Me: ALL OF THEM

The 'Thoughtful Gift' had me actually lol!!! 🤣🤣🤣

He makes the word "spooky" sound so awesome and somehow scary at the same time. "Well what it it's spooky?" lol lol

2:02 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

@wishmakr

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, this is a thing that was said. Good job at copying something said in the video.

"Pretentious artist ghosts are tight!" LOL! I can't get enough of these videos. Best comedy channel on the Internet

@thomasgallipoli8376

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@timtreefrog9646

2 жыл бұрын

Except Ryan George's own channel. They are equally as brilliant x

"what happens if you watch the tape, but your nowhere near a phone..." Haha.. love these meetings.. keep up the great work Ryan 👍😁

Keep them coming!