Cocaine Bear Pitch Meeting

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With practically every big movie in theatres being a part of some massive cinematic universe or franchise, moviegoers have expressed a craving for new, original ideas to hit the big screen. Well their prayers have been answered, in the form of a big ol’ bear doing cocaine and attacking people.
Cocaine Bear definitely raises some questions. Like how did this movie get greenlit? Why are there so many intricate human plotlines in a movie about a bear doing cocaine? Why did the bear spare those kids? HOW WAS THIS MOVIE GREENLIT!
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Cocaine Bear.
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  • @snapwilson316
    @snapwilson316 Жыл бұрын

    I think between "Viagra dolphin", "give me the bear" and the interaction after "bearly an inconvenience" I laughed more at this than any previous pitch meeting.

  • @mhauze4all

    @mhauze4all

    Жыл бұрын

    Same! 😂

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope he sells "Viagra Dolphin" before someone steals the concept.

  • @ndibu

    @ndibu

    Жыл бұрын

    Same!!!

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    Жыл бұрын

    He had some really moments in this one, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. No one needs a spit take on their phone.

  • @skeven0

    @skeven0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thehermitman822 FYI male Dolphins arre known to rape their trainers and othe female dolphins, so thats why the joke hits so hard

  • @Cyclone001c
    @Cyclone001c Жыл бұрын

    "Every time he's on screen, he's going to cost you money." ".... So, tell me more about these human characters." Just perfect.

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras

    @EpicNerdsWithCameras

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the Godzilla Paradox.

  • @JacobButter

    @JacobButter

    Жыл бұрын

    Producer guy really had to think about it.

  • @CorePathway

    @CorePathway

    Жыл бұрын

    We know producer guy loves the Benjamins. More than making compelling cinema. And in other news water is still wet.

  • @Mark-in8ju

    @Mark-in8ju

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @PhillipTheBrandon

    @PhillipTheBrandon

    Жыл бұрын

    Looking at that CGI, I have a hard time believing it cost money.

  • @queen322
    @queen322 Жыл бұрын

    “Where is the bear that does cocaine, show him to me” I can’t stop laughing!😂😂😂

  • @Kokuswolf

    @Kokuswolf

    4 ай бұрын

    "So the thing is the bear is CGI and it costs you money." - "So tell me more about that human characters." 🤭

  • @mario98730
    @mario98730 Жыл бұрын

    I’m now convinced Ryan started this entire series and has meticulously waited 300 eps just for that bear pun

  • @ShooterMcgavin119

    @ShooterMcgavin119

    7 ай бұрын

    I really hoped the episode would end there, just awkward silence and nothing else.

  • @drakkenmensch

    @drakkenmensch

    18 күн бұрын

    The awkward silence while Producer glares and Writer waits for the reaction to his pun was just perfect.

  • @MaesterMike
    @MaesterMike Жыл бұрын

    You absolutely earned that bear pun after years of “Super easy, barely an inconvenience”. That was one of the best Pitch Meeting moments ever. (EDIT) I gotta say, while I hate it when people gush over their comment getting hundreds or thousands of likes, I’m completely blown away by popular this comment has gotten. Thanks to everyone for liking it so much.

  • @Dadofer1970

    @Dadofer1970

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but I kind of feel bad for all the people who were planning to pull "Bearly an inconvenience" out in the comment section. Because you know there were going to be at least a dozen of them.

  • @my3dviews

    @my3dviews

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dadofer1970 Using that comment in the video before viewers could make that comment was tight. Wow, wow, wow................................................................................................wow.

  • @reburrillo

    @reburrillo

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't stop laughing that part.

  • @creopictures

    @creopictures

    Жыл бұрын

    It was all building up to this.

  • @ckEagle165

    @ckEagle165

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed!

  • @David95111
    @David95111 Жыл бұрын

    Love how the writer had probably the same reaction as everyone else when he found out this was actually gonna be a real movie, he could bearly believe it

  • @solvseus

    @solvseus

    Жыл бұрын

    Let's put a paws on puns, they're unbearable unless you want to cause pandamonium.

  • @richardberglund4765

    @richardberglund4765

    Жыл бұрын

    when i saw the trailer i was like hmm anther SNL thing then i watched the trailer and i was like nooo fing way this has room for greatness

  • @LuckyGhoul

    @LuckyGhoul

    Жыл бұрын

    @@solvseus oh, bear puns are tight!

  • @pixelmaster98

    @pixelmaster98

    Жыл бұрын

    he probably expected to be bearated by his subearvisor

  • @johnh8546

    @johnh8546

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not trying to goat any one on with these bearly consealed animal puns, but I think I speak for walrus when I say I'm hare for it.

  • @Joey.Johnson1722
    @Joey.Johnson1722 Жыл бұрын

    SO TRUE! You perfectly captured the reason why the bear isn’t really in it. “That’s going to cost you money!” “So, tell me more about these humans.” 😂😂😂

  • @007dalal

    @007dalal

    Жыл бұрын

    It was same reason why there weren't enough dragons and wolves in GOT

  • @mehblahmehblah

    @mehblahmehblah

    Жыл бұрын

    Or sharks in Jaws

  • @hazukichanx408

    @hazukichanx408

    10 ай бұрын

    As I recall, there was a similar situation with the tank in the movie Tank. Not a lot of tank, because it turns out tanks are expensive, and breaking things with a tank is also expensive. Ah, the days of rental VHS tapes when you couldn't just go "this sucks" and stream something else. I don't miss 'em, to be honest.

  • @davidbradley3227

    @davidbradley3227

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, it’s barely in it

  • @phoebusapollo8365

    @phoebusapollo8365

    9 ай бұрын

    @@davidbradley3227*bearly

  • @Bazookatone1
    @Bazookatone16 ай бұрын

    Significant portions of this film were filmed in the Republic of Ireland. I know this because, one day while visiting a place called powerscourt waterfall in county wicklow, we saw a film crew and a fake ranger station and a big sign saying "Georgia State Park". I strolled over to one of the crew and asked him what was being made, and he said "a film called Cocaine Bear", and I seriously thought he was joking. Then I figured that was just a working title that would get changed before release. In case you were wondering, they were filming the bit where the ambulance pulls up to the ranger station

  • @null6634

    @null6634

    3 ай бұрын

    Thanks! I'm from the US. While watching it I was thinking, "that doesn't look like Georgia". Now it makes sense.

  • @mattatack2the25
    @mattatack2the25 Жыл бұрын

    Ryan's dedication to create a catch phrase used in 300 episodes for this one gag is beyond impressive.

  • @kevinhallman4791

    @kevinhallman4791

    Жыл бұрын

    Actually it’s super easy barely an inconvenience.

  • @jarlhenrik

    @jarlhenrik

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kevinhallman4791 Oh, really?

  • @kalebnolan8343

    @kalebnolan8343

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jarlhenrikyeah you see there was bound to one day be a movie with bear in the title so it was really just a matter of time

  • @pal5683

    @pal5683

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, you have to picture him right around the 100th, maybe the 150th time of repeating the same catchphrase he might have thought about giving up. But no, he persevered and gave us this glorious pun. Ryan is a legend!

  • @kevinhallman4791

    @kevinhallman4791

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jarlhenrik yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah it’s tight.

  • @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya
    @UMEDhrubaBhattacharya Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love that the Scriptwriter Guy was so giddy with excitement at the BEAR-LY AN INCONVENIENCE joke and the Producer Guy was so ashamed to admit that it was a really good pun Love these videos

  • @craigw.scribner6490

    @craigw.scribner6490

    Жыл бұрын

    Laugh out loud funny to me!!!

  • @rolliskarvellis6254

    @rolliskarvellis6254

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm so dense that that one went right over my head.

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax

    @MyBiPolarBearMax

    Жыл бұрын

    What? It WAS really good!

  • @malvoliosf

    @malvoliosf

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish I had a video of the moment Ryan wrote that joke....

  • @DaveHWasHere

    @DaveHWasHere

    Жыл бұрын

    It was TIGHT.

  • @Cynry
    @Cynry Жыл бұрын

    The first minute of that episode is among the best I've seen from this show. The viagra dolphin, the dead real bear, the marijuana bear, all perfect jokes, back to back, just... so good, man, so good!

  • @jaymethodus3421

    @jaymethodus3421

    Жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait for viagra dolphin

  • @Gildedmuse

    @Gildedmuse

    11 ай бұрын

    "Listen buddy.... I got to say... More movies should start exactly that way."

  • @pugachevskobra5636

    @pugachevskobra5636

    9 ай бұрын

    The Viagra Dolphin concept is legitimately disturbing.

  • @scottschroeder4920

    @scottschroeder4920

    8 ай бұрын

    @@jaymethodus3421"Based on a true, true story" cumming to a theater near you!

  • @Mopark25

    @Mopark25

    8 ай бұрын

    And then the too many humans bit right after that, non stop jokes

  • @armelior4610
    @armelior4610 Жыл бұрын

    that "bearly an inconvenience" was super obvious, but you made it work with producer guy's reaction, that's why you're one of the best at running jokes

  • @ShaiAmos
    @ShaiAmos Жыл бұрын

    "So, there's this mom, Sari" "No problem..." That made me laugh a little too much

  • @thechapLen

    @thechapLen

    Жыл бұрын

    I took like two seconds to realize the joke...so good

  • @ShaiAmos

    @ShaiAmos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thechapLen Hahah yeah

  • @rerorine

    @rerorine

    Жыл бұрын

    wait what's the joke??

  • @izeyog2127

    @izeyog2127

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rerorine say it fast and it sounds like sorry

  • @ShaiAmos

    @ShaiAmos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rerorine What he said ^ "Sorry." "No problem."

  • @davidmaltais2828
    @davidmaltais2828 Жыл бұрын

    "He's a pediatrician..." "I'm hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called Cocaine Bear!" This pitch meeting was insanely good! 🤣😂

  • @beesmitty3435

    @beesmitty3435

    Жыл бұрын

    Can we, can we, can we bring the bear in here.

  • @protorhinocerator142

    @protorhinocerator142

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beesmitty3435 Show me the bear.

  • @AdityaRaghuNandan

    @AdityaRaghuNandan

    Жыл бұрын

  • @vickylin511
    @vickylin51110 ай бұрын

    'where is the bear that does cocaine? show it to me!' That was literally what I was thinking when watching the first half of the movie

  • @stonehenge5166
    @stonehenge51667 ай бұрын

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine?" Was exaggerated so well it makes me laugh every time I re-watch this episode !!!

  • @misterwhyte
    @misterwhyte Жыл бұрын

    This has to be one of your best episode to date. That "bearly an inconvenience" sequence was a thing of beauty. Never change Ryan!

  • @mallorycarpinski1160

    @mallorycarpinski1160

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought I wasn't going to laugh but then I actually slapped my leg laughing!

  • @chetant123

    @chetant123

    Жыл бұрын

    "That was really good!"

  • @MightyEmperor

    @MightyEmperor

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like the whole series has been building up to this video. Might as well all it a day now we've peaked.

  • @user-iz8np3vv4i

    @user-iz8np3vv4i

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MightyEmperor No, better to come.

  • @basilmcdonnell9807

    @basilmcdonnell9807

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed. I have seen and enjoyed a lot of these and this one was a step up.

  • @thechapLen
    @thechapLen Жыл бұрын

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show him to me..." awesome line, delivered so perfectly!!

  • @mulliano420
    @mulliano420 Жыл бұрын

    Imagining a short, sad movie about a bear doing coke and dying in the woods afterwards has me cracked up

  • @theyux1

    @theyux1

    Ай бұрын

    Its even darker the poor the cubs.

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Жыл бұрын

    I can say with confidence that this is my favorite Pitch Meeting ❤ _"GIVE ME THE BEAR"_ (Also, Screenwriter Guy's pure and joyous pride in his bear pun is just delightful!)

  • @struttux5156

    @struttux5156

    4 ай бұрын

    He is so cute when being all happy about it ☺☺

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt Жыл бұрын

    The extraordinary pause, reaction, and statement after "BEARLY an inconvenience" is absolutely earned. Well done.

  • @consciousmindgame5047

    @consciousmindgame5047

    Жыл бұрын

    For some reason my left ear started ringing after that joke from laughing

  • @thechapLen

    @thechapLen

    Жыл бұрын

    I had to pause and just laugh out loud for awhile

  • @Bork_In_Volcanic

    @Bork_In_Volcanic

    Жыл бұрын

    It's like a 5 years of a setup with brick-heavy hitting punchline.

  • @LuisSierra42

    @LuisSierra42

    Жыл бұрын

    wow wow wow...wow

  • @xaosflux

    @xaosflux

    Жыл бұрын

    Bears are known for their extraordinary PAWS....

  • @teppec
    @teppec Жыл бұрын

    "Ahuhhh, where's the bear that dooes cocaine, show him to me" was easily the line that broke me and I just spent the rest of this laughing so hard it hurt.

  • @ezpz4646

    @ezpz4646

    Жыл бұрын

    When he heard it costs money cause CGI and said show me the people. That took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @omarfernandez5733

    @omarfernandez5733

    Жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @jairopalencia8424

    @jairopalencia8424

    Жыл бұрын

    So funny

  • @thewolfpack7718

    @thewolfpack7718

    Жыл бұрын

    I was dying. That is great.

  • @davidroosa4561

    @davidroosa4561

    Жыл бұрын

    i literally died at that part

  • @willtuttle6593
    @willtuttle6593 Жыл бұрын

    As a punman myself, my neck craned skyward at 'BEAR-ly an inconvenience' as I thought about my entire life and why I am what I am for what felt like ages, and I snapped back in perfect sync with Ryan, because yes, that was really good

  • @as3609

    @as3609

    Жыл бұрын

    Unless your neck is extendable, it absolutely did not crane skyward

  • @studkickass513

    @studkickass513

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@as3609Crane; stretch out one's body or neck in order to see something. Skyward; toward the sky. You damn fool. Of course that's what it means. How have you made it through your life without falling into a hole or getting squashed? I hope it happens soon.

  • @awildnoviceappears

    @awildnoviceappears

    5 ай бұрын

    ​​​@@as3609did it *ostrich* skywards?

  • @brendant2180
    @brendant2180 Жыл бұрын

    seriously outdone yourself, this is one of my favorite of all time. the 'barely an inconvenience' was always typically my favorite line, but that catch line really that paid off lol

  • @NLBusiness391
    @NLBusiness391 Жыл бұрын

    “Hey wheres…the bear?” It’s is so incredible to me how these simply don’t get old. I’m not sure how you do it Ryan, it’s been years and is still instantly click any time you post. Pitch meeting are the best!

  • @danavixen6274

    @danavixen6274

    Жыл бұрын

    Once Screenwriter Guy brings up how much MONEY 🤑 💰 the CGI 🐻 will cost, then Producer Guy suggests hearing more about the human characters. 🤣

  • @cahe6161

    @cahe6161

    Жыл бұрын

    Well it's mostly thanks to this movies getting made that give him the material to work with

  • @jackwimmer2249

    @jackwimmer2249

    Жыл бұрын

    Ryan: how do I make sure these pitch meetings never get old? Well, let me tell ya! It’s super easy, bearly an inconvenience!

  • @randomname4726

    @randomname4726

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@danavixen6274 Emojis are a plague.

  • @alekesam

    @alekesam

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is, it's accurate to the movie. Watching writer guy go at length about the human characters sums up the amount of screentime the bear has in the movie. All the bear stuff is gold but whenever the movie pulls away from him too long it drags like a MF.

  • @traceythomas6761
    @traceythomas6761 Жыл бұрын

    Laughed uncontrollably out loud at the moment he didn't hesitate to blurt "Viagra dolphin". Epic.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    Жыл бұрын

    Definitely some previous experience there. Whether it be from a nightmare or in the flesh, idk...

  • @jmurray1110

    @jmurray1110

    Жыл бұрын

    He’s not wrong though

  • @ghosttheripper8656

    @ghosttheripper8656

    Жыл бұрын

    ...could someone explain to me why that's more deadly than a cocaine bear..? Idk about the dolphin reproductive process lol

  • @jmurray1110

    @jmurray1110

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ghosttheripper8656 dolphins are known to r*pe people outright

  • @Quasimodo-mq8tw

    @Quasimodo-mq8tw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ghosttheripper8656 Not more deadly but more terrifying. And why....Consider your innocent heart warned....Just search for casusal Geografic and Dolphins. His videos are great. any about dolphins should be ...telling.

  • @Jaster_Mereel
    @Jaster_Mereel Жыл бұрын

    That "show me the bear!" gag never gets old. Ryan is a rare talent.

  • @tryorse8340
    @tryorse8340 Жыл бұрын

    4:33 that pun was soooo obvious😂😂😂😂. But I didn't see it coming😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrmilkman9742
    @mrmilkman9742 Жыл бұрын

    As someone who has watched every single pitch meeting a *bear* minimum of 5 times, I can confidently say that this was one of the best ones.

  • @dogface701

    @dogface701

    Жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there 🤣

  • @e-ben616

    @e-ben616

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@dogface701 Haha comment of the day hands down 🤣

  • @koertmans7616

    @koertmans7616

    Жыл бұрын

    i hate you take my thumbs up

  • @IHateNicolasCage

    @IHateNicolasCage

    Жыл бұрын

    Urso bad at puns

  • @aarondavidson6409

    @aarondavidson6409

    Жыл бұрын

    I see what u did bear

  • @chrisggoodwin777
    @chrisggoodwin777 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when Ryan obtains actual footage of the real meeting, then shares it with us

  • @mr.joshua6818

    @mr.joshua6818

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008

    @bagpussmacfarlan9008

    Жыл бұрын

    @Leonardo Martinez Super easy....bbbbb....no, I can't do it

  • @MrLovegrove

    @MrLovegrove

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Leonardo Martinez it's super easy. Bear-ly an inconvenience.

  • @chrisggoodwin777

    @chrisggoodwin777

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leonardomartinez6997 he pays well to be well informed 😉

  • @antonnym214
    @antonnym21411 ай бұрын

    I had to come back and watch this again. I've seen this a dozen times. Though there no such thing as a bad Pitch Meeting, this one is my favorite! Loving the part about "Anytime we show the bear, that's CGI, so that's going to cost you money." "So tell me more about these human characters." ROFL.

  • @Zeuts85
    @Zeuts85 Жыл бұрын

    Would just like to point out how excellent the acting is for 0:25 - 0:29. The cutoff, hesitation, and then slow change of expression as he considers it and finds it to be horrifying. 🤣

  • @christy1234567891011
    @christy1234567891011 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely one of the best Pitch Meetings in a while! The Viagra Dolphin being immensely more terrifying than cocaine bear is so imaginative that I still laugh about it whenever I think of it. Coupled with the long awkward pause after BEARly an inconvenience and producer guy begging for more cocaine bear had me laughing throughout. Good job Ryan, thank you!

  • @thepubknight6144

    @thepubknight6144

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh Animal puns are tight!!!

  • @seanwhitehouse2274

    @seanwhitehouse2274

    Жыл бұрын

    I was going to write a post, but you literally said everything I was going to say lol. This pitch meeting was brilliant!

  • @isaiaholaru5013

    @isaiaholaru5013

    Жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment

  • @Ch50304

    @Ch50304

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thepubknight6144 hell ya, ya gotta grab the bear by the balls.

  • @michaelsong5555

    @michaelsong5555

    11 ай бұрын

    Why would viagra dolphin be scary?

  • @robertkissel3590
    @robertkissel3590 Жыл бұрын

    “There’s a mom named sorry” “no problem” 😂😂😂 love that subtle joke

  • @DoloresLehmann

    @DoloresLehmann

    Жыл бұрын

    I didn't even catch it! Thank you for pointing this out.

  • @dumsquirrel

    @dumsquirrel

    Жыл бұрын

    I also missed it lol

  • @demolicous

    @demolicous

    Жыл бұрын

    :O clean miss on that one

  • @bookwermofthefandoms

    @bookwermofthefandoms

    Жыл бұрын

    It's funnier since he didn't point it out!

  • @tecky5296

    @tecky5296

    Жыл бұрын

    This was my favorite part, laughed so hard at "no problem".

  • @FlankerJackChannel
    @FlankerJackChannel Жыл бұрын

    I feel this is the most accurate pitch meeting you've ever done.

  • @rahbeeuh

    @rahbeeuh

    Жыл бұрын

    It was super easy BEAR-LY an inconvenience

  • @benscott9367
    @benscott9367 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know what is more upsetting.. the fact that Ryan went for the bear pun, or the fact that I didn't see it coming.

  • @earlsmith7428
    @earlsmith7428 Жыл бұрын

    Amazed at how Ryan can still do new things with Pitch Meetings. The twists and deviations from previous Pitch Meetings are innovative.

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Жыл бұрын

    And tight.

  • @MrSottho

    @MrSottho

    Жыл бұрын

    You should watch Archer, that's pretty much the show's sense of humor, introduce a joke and then build on it until they retire it with a bang.

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrSottho Phrasing

  • @TonyBarcode

    @TonyBarcode

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s actually pretty easy, barely an inconvenience…

  • @Grasslander

    @Grasslander

    Жыл бұрын

    I have to say it. Doing new things is BEARELY an inconvenience.

  • @Galantski
    @Galantski Жыл бұрын

    The "... _bearly_ an inconvenience" line by itself was worth the price of admission! Let's see you top that one, Ryan.😀

  • @edd868

    @edd868

    Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely perfect. I want to see one of these for Blood and Honeu

  • @maxzomick8733

    @maxzomick8733

    10 ай бұрын

    The silence after had me coughing up my bong rip I hate / love you so much . I couldn’t stop laugh/coughing for almost 5 min Keep up the great work

  • @DUANEYAISER

    @DUANEYAISER

    8 ай бұрын

    Pregnant Paws

  • @TheZxtv
    @TheZxtv11 ай бұрын

    I literally only came here for the “bearly an inconvenience” pun

  • @GowanusRecords
    @GowanusRecords Жыл бұрын

    "Bear-ly an inconvenience" is the second funniest moment in pitch meeting history. The first is the face screen writer guy makes right after it.

  • @struttux5156

    @struttux5156

    4 ай бұрын

    It is o n par with the buzz lightyear paradox reveal which actually made the pitch guy come to his senses and wanted to cancel the script 😂😂

  • @mallorycarpinski1160
    @mallorycarpinski1160 Жыл бұрын

    That "Where's the bear?" joke went on for what would normally be wayyy too long but Ryan is awesome so it was fantastic and I'm still laughing!

  • @planetofthegapes

    @planetofthegapes

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it works at the length it is because the growing annoyance in punctuated with moments he's absolutely befuddled instead.

  • @Art-X-W

    @Art-X-W

    Жыл бұрын

    That's me watching syfy film and it focuses way much on the people

  • @dominiclacroix9489

    @dominiclacroix9489

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah i laughed really hard all along ''GIVE ME THE BEAAAR!

  • @iainjames03

    @iainjames03

    Жыл бұрын

    I think the joke going on wayyy too long is kind of the point, too - since the movie goes on wayyy too long before the bear is in it...

  • @JustinMcBride21x

    @JustinMcBride21x

    Жыл бұрын

    It went on exactly as long as it needed to because that's precisely how it felt waiting for the bear to show up again.

  • @PureBlackDragon
    @PureBlackDragon Жыл бұрын

    The "Cost You Money" changing the Producers mind so quickly on human characters is perfect in character lol

  • @youtubegarbage7876

    @youtubegarbage7876

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow! You got the joke!

  • @PureBlackDragon

    @PureBlackDragon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@youtubegarbage7876 you don't know that

  • @helloiambear5531
    @helloiambear5531 Жыл бұрын

    As much as I love these pitch meetings, I want Ryan to get into writing screenplays for comedies. I don't want him to miss his calling.

  • @lawrencewhite2533
    @lawrencewhite2533 Жыл бұрын

    Screenwriter's face while awaiting Producer Guy's reaction to his pun absolutely KILLS ME. I'm dead.

  • @matayolandas
    @matayolandas Жыл бұрын

    I would’ve loved be there when the actual pitch meeting for the movie took place. Just imagine the studio guy’s faces while listening to the idea.

  • @rhabeldibabeldi6812

    @rhabeldibabeldi6812

    Жыл бұрын

    Well getting pitched ideas while being on cocaine is pretty tight so I guess that meeting was fun for at least 2 people in that room Edit: someone told me of course

  • @theturquoisedream9244

    @theturquoisedream9244

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 My thoughts exactly.

  • @barriakarl

    @barriakarl

    Жыл бұрын

    There was certainly cocaine involved...

  • @leonavis

    @leonavis

    Жыл бұрын

    it was probably numb tho

  • @edwardallenthree

    @edwardallenthree

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think the studio guys even got to the pitch meeting. All they needed was the title.

  • @kaizo4217
    @kaizo4217 Жыл бұрын

    That long patch of silence after he made the bearly an inconvenience joke had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 😂

  • @MrSGL21

    @MrSGL21

    Жыл бұрын

    me too. this guy always delivers.

  • @PierreJeanPierre

    @PierreJeanPierre

    Жыл бұрын

    the other patch at the end was pretty good as well... until the last second I thought something was going to happen but no, he kept his promise.

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PierreJeanPierre Twice as tight.

  • @sidnew2739
    @sidnew2739 Жыл бұрын

    That was maybe the funniest Pitch Meeting EVER! That dolphin-joke killed me!

  • @michaelsong5555

    @michaelsong5555

    11 ай бұрын

    I don't get it. Why is that joke funny? It's creepy, but hardly scary.

  • @artemisfowl1862

    @artemisfowl1862

    2 ай бұрын

    @@michaelsong5555You probably know by now, but dolphins are nature’s most notorious rapists. Plus Viagra. Doomsday

  • @drewgold1
    @drewgold1 Жыл бұрын

    2:38 when he loses patience and elevates his intensity and exaggeration 😅😂 are the little things I love

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy Жыл бұрын

    Ryan is such a committed actor. Even though he was on break, he still let the crew film his break for a significant amount of time.

  • @mr.ultrafino6891

    @mr.ultrafino6891

    Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes you have to bear with these things...

  • @LifeIsPain878

    @LifeIsPain878

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mr.ultrafino6891 that pun was unbearable dude...

  • @inflatable_sparrow947
    @inflatable_sparrow947 Жыл бұрын

    "bring that bear here for a minute" gets me every time🤣

  • @StealthyDead

    @StealthyDead

    Жыл бұрын

    "gets you every time" that you watch this? This on your replay list or something? Those comments don't make any sense for one-off jokes in a video.

  • @Feedback72

    @Feedback72

    Жыл бұрын

    @@StealthyDead you must be fun to be around 😃

  • @as3609

    @as3609

    Жыл бұрын

    @@StealthyDead You never rewatch Pitch Meetings? Pfft fake fan

  • @christophjohnson3777

    @christophjohnson3777

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@as3609for real. They dont get old. 😂

  • @hiz24airness

    @hiz24airness

    6 ай бұрын

    @@StealthyDead Sir I hope you realise that everyone here rewatches pitch meeting. It both exists episodically and as an overarching continuity, and only by rewatching do you get the true joy from the art and the artist.

  • @Pendy555
    @Pendy555 Жыл бұрын

    Bear-ly an inconvenience was too good to pass up but the reaction from the Producer Guy had me rolling.

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 Жыл бұрын

    For some reason, I've been watching this pitch meeting twice or thrice a day. It's become like my daily fix. I can't go without it Especially the line "Where's the Bear That Does Cocaine????"

  • @seanwells9702
    @seanwells9702 Жыл бұрын

    “Where’s the bear that does cocaine?? Insanely hilarious delivery by Ryan here 😆

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep Жыл бұрын

    I love how Ryan having two versions of himself allows for himself to take the time to appreciate the AMAZING pun he made.

  • @thehermitman822

    @thehermitman822

    Жыл бұрын

    Personal pun appreciation is tight.

  • @generalyellor8188

    @generalyellor8188

    Жыл бұрын

    "AMAZING" pun? You're easily amused at easy puns.

  • @aydenator2770

    @aydenator2770

    Жыл бұрын

    @@generalyellor8188 easy puns? more like super easy, bearly an inconvenience puns!

  • @brandonmusick77

    @brandonmusick77

    Жыл бұрын

    They are twins, dummy.

  • @billyjoejimbob75

    @billyjoejimbob75

    Жыл бұрын

    Looks like bear puns can be POLARizing.

  • @michael8601
    @michael8601 Жыл бұрын

    Love this channel. You've put a lot of work into this. I suggest doing a pitch meeting on the Lethal Weapon movie(s). That would be hilarious.

  • @ryancampbell2192
    @ryancampbell21929 ай бұрын

    Viagra Dolphin is the movie we all need for 2024. Far more terrifying than Cocaine Bear, Jaws & The Meg rolled all together. 😂

  • @dogtiredguitars
    @dogtiredguitars Жыл бұрын

    Ryan, your timing really is impeccable. I can't remember who said it, but a famous comedian relayed a story where he had an older comedian tell him, "You do something funny and keep doing it until it isn't funny anymore, then keep doing until it's funny again." You nailed that with the pause after the pun. And then tossing in the exact opposite line that we were expecting was just 🤌. Keep 'em coming, man

  • @Szokynyovics

    @Szokynyovics

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the writing is great. The execution is incredible. Comedic timing makes or breaks comedy and he is a god.

  • @zunaidparker

    @zunaidparker

    Жыл бұрын

    Taika Waititi when commenting on the writing of Thor Ragnarok. Not sure if he got the saying from somewhere even earlier.

  • @mattdewolfe3788

    @mattdewolfe3788

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@zunaidparker Taika really ran that idea into the ground with Love and Thunder though...

  • @SovreignHost

    @SovreignHost

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like something Daniel Tosh said.

  • @dogtiredguitars

    @dogtiredguitars

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SovreignHost definitely not Tosh. Think more old-school comedy legend type.

  • @tobiaswedin
    @tobiaswedin Жыл бұрын

    How could I be so stupid to not foresee the "bearly an inconvenience" ?? Had me laugh out so loud my cats came to check on me from another room

  • @basharic3162
    @basharic3162 Жыл бұрын

    Posting to share in the appreciation if the bear pun. That had me laughing, but I literally applauded the long pause, big smile, long pause, " yeah that was good" part. The eye blinks at the CGI costs of the bear pays off the "where's the bear" bit beautifully, and the "every movie should start that way" was also great. Just fantastic work sir.

  • @hamchurger4566
    @hamchurger4566 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god he said beariously instead of seriously at 0:37 Theres bear puns are EVERYBEAR

  • @amateurvacuum

    @amateurvacuum

    11 ай бұрын

    No he didn’t

  • @hamchurger4566

    @hamchurger4566

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@amateurvacuum5 months later after reading this comment and idk how to responed except to say your wrong

  • @amateurvacuum

    @amateurvacuum

    5 ай бұрын

    @@hamchurger4566 no u

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl Жыл бұрын

    I love that pitcher Ryan is just constantly just talking about the lives of the human characters as if he’s gossiping XD

  • @beeftips1628
    @beeftips1628 Жыл бұрын

    I love how producer guy has pretty much the same reaction everyone would when they were setting up the other characters, just very impatiently asking for the bear

  • @PBAmygdala2021
    @PBAmygdala202111 ай бұрын

    Years of Pitch Meetings and establishing the Super-Easy recurring line have all let up to this bear pun. Sheer perfection.

  • @luqmangharyani916
    @luqmangharyani916 Жыл бұрын

    the long pause after the "bearly" joke then saying "that was really good got me real good

  • @alexvoigt6946
    @alexvoigt6946 Жыл бұрын

    “I’m hearing way too much stuff about people in a movie called ‘Cocaine Bear’!” My thoughts exactly when watching “Snakes on a Plane” as well.

  • @woodyburns

    @woodyburns

    Жыл бұрын

    Did we ever get a pitch meeting or honest trailer for SOAP?

  • @leephillips4402

    @leephillips4402

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok we need to get a three way crossover between Cocaine Bear, Sharknado and Snakes on a Plane. It should be titled "Cocaine Bear gets caught in a Sharknado while Snakes fall from a plane on top of them".

  • @seyioyetade

    @seyioyetade

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leephillips4402 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 longest title ever

  • @leephillips4402

    @leephillips4402

    Жыл бұрын

    @@seyioyetade it's sequel will be a Crossover with The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

  • @antonnym214

    @antonnym214

    Жыл бұрын

    "Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" -- best redub EVER.

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын

    I love every pitch meeting, but this one had me laughing start to finish. "But where is the bear"

  • @yaqinmalul6467

    @yaqinmalul6467

    Жыл бұрын

    The bear only appaer on 1/4 on movie Ironicly And it mean so less

  • @marcosfern777

    @marcosfern777

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow

  • @josephgood2704
    @josephgood2704 Жыл бұрын

    You are such a genius. More laughs per minute than any other channel. And extremely consistent.

  • @markmeluskey2278
    @markmeluskey2278 Жыл бұрын

    This Pitch Meeting landed more jokes than the entire movie.

  • @ClayEichelberger
    @ClayEichelberger Жыл бұрын

    No word of a lie: the very first moment I found out about the existence of COCAINE BEAR (and with it, its premise), I was giddy with excitement at the hope that it would one day show up in a Pitch Meeting. And you have exceeded my wildest expectations. This was FANTASTIC.

  • @howiehall4622

    @howiehall4622

    Жыл бұрын

    My thoughts exactly!

  • @walkersunited332

    @walkersunited332

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesus Revolution should get a pitch meeting too.

  • @pranavramesh2893
    @pranavramesh2893 Жыл бұрын

    His disappointment on the line "It is going to be super easy. BEARLY an inconvenience" is class.🤣🤣🤣

  • @a.b.2405

    @a.b.2405

    Жыл бұрын

    Literally felt my soul leave my body. 💀

  • @josho7138

    @josho7138

    Жыл бұрын

    Try fight

  • @MrWolfstar8

    @MrWolfstar8

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s Tight!

  • @funnydepressive32
    @funnydepressive322 ай бұрын

    "Where's the Bear that does Cocaine? Show him to me!" 😅😂😂

  • @StarsAndAngels
    @StarsAndAngels11 ай бұрын

    The catch phrase pause was A MASTERPIECE!

  • @EtherD86
    @EtherD86 Жыл бұрын

    Knowing the stupid pun of "BEARLY an inconvenience" was going to happen as soon as I saw what movie was going to be pitched and you still got a laugh out of me from, "..........................that was really good". Thank you so much for sharing your comedy to us all. Love it.

  • @TimJenningsVideo
    @TimJenningsVideo Жыл бұрын

    For the one person who thought "barely an inconvenience" was getting old, they should know that this one video extended its life by a thousand years.

  • @harryosborne8215

    @harryosborne8215

    Жыл бұрын

    Quick trivia question, do you know which pitch meeting he forgot to include it in, and came back in an after-credits scene to add it in?

  • @bluecollarmenproductions

    @bluecollarmenproductions

    Жыл бұрын

    @@harryosborne8215 lol which one

  • @dethcookie

    @dethcookie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@harryosborne8215 I believe it was the WW one right? Good trivia! And love how he added it in at the end during post.

  • @itsatrap1017

    @itsatrap1017

    Жыл бұрын

    Wowowow… Wow

  • @thepubknight6144

    @thepubknight6144

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@itsatrap1017 yeah yeah yeah

  • @ZimCrusher
    @ZimCrusher Жыл бұрын

    "So this is going to be a movie...?" That can be said about SO many movies out there.

  • @Scripture-Man
    @Scripture-Man Жыл бұрын

    You just get better and better at making these!

  • @brendonurir5462
    @brendonurir5462 Жыл бұрын

    “Character actress Margo Martindale” I love the Bojack reference so much, you guys should do a Bojack Horseman pitch meeting!

  • @Irondragon1945

    @Irondragon1945

    Жыл бұрын

    hell yeah someone else got it!

  • @90sNostalgiaNerd

    @90sNostalgiaNerd

    Жыл бұрын

    When I was watching, I thought "she sounds familiar." Once he said character actress, I was like that's who!

  • @pseudotasuki

    @pseudotasuki

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm just glad to see Hollywood is willing to hire a hardened ex-con like character actress Margo Martindale.

  • @terra9279
    @terra9279 Жыл бұрын

    When you’re more excited about the pitch meeting than the movie itself… life’s odd sometimes

  • @trumpetbob15

    @trumpetbob15

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, just means you have standards. Much better to spend an enjoyable 5 minutes or so on a funny video instead of wasting a couple hours on an extremely bad movie! Plus, of course, nothing says you CAN'T see the movie afterward. I mean, just cause I don't think I have done it doesn't mean it isn't possible...or so I think.

  • @jeanarousi

    @jeanarousi

    Жыл бұрын

    The movie was alot of fun though. Watch it with friends who are willing to get on a ridiculous ride. It's so over-the-top.

  • @DerDuke

    @DerDuke

    Жыл бұрын

    "life’s odd sometimes" reminds me of a stellar Pitch Meeting line: "volcanoes are hot sometimes"

  • @ClanImprobable

    @ClanImprobable

    Жыл бұрын

    Sensible, but yes, odd…

  • @ebraheemfredericks5736

    @ebraheemfredericks5736

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DerDuke 😂😂😂

  • @totallynotretro9967
    @totallynotretro9967 Жыл бұрын

    I feel like "bearly easy..." was years in the making

  • @theperfguy
    @theperfguy8 ай бұрын

    I think Ryan was waiting a long time for that "barely an inconvenience" pun.

  • @PennStateCivic
    @PennStateCivic Жыл бұрын

    The part asking for the bear to come back in is one of the funniest segments you've had in a pitch meeting 😂😂😂

  • @trcthorkun

    @trcthorkun

    Жыл бұрын

    This whole pitch meeting was really on point, loved it.

  • @blueturret5596
    @blueturret5596 Жыл бұрын

    2:22 Was basically my reaction in the theater whenever the bear wasn’t on screen.

  • @professorx3060

    @professorx3060

    8 ай бұрын

    2:21

  • @MrsMacLover
    @MrsMacLover5 ай бұрын

    "Where's the bear that does cocaine? Show it to me!" What a delivery 2:22

  • @tyrannosauruswrex123
    @tyrannosauruswrex1238 ай бұрын

    Me: is it difficult to binge Pitch Meeting??? Pitch meeting: Actually, it's very easy. Barely an inconvenience 😊

  • @kratosGOW
    @kratosGOW Жыл бұрын

    Actually, it’s gonna be super easy, BEAR-ly an inconvenience! 😂 You were just waiting for SUCH an opportunity, Ryan! 🤣

  • @williamangus7229

    @williamangus7229

    Жыл бұрын

    He has been waiting three years for a bear-centric movie so he could make this joke.

  • @avi12

    @avi12

    Жыл бұрын

    That's pure gold

  • @theodorequakins2636
    @theodorequakins2636 Жыл бұрын

    With things like viagra dolphin i always like to imagine Ryan doing like 20 takes trying to find the perfect length for his awkward silences

  • @bravetherainbow

    @bravetherainbow

    Жыл бұрын

    Or just using the magic of editing lol

  • @tonyk8653

    @tonyk8653

    Жыл бұрын

    I choked so hard laughing at "Viagra dolphin".

  • @KevinG3699

    @KevinG3699

    Жыл бұрын

    Ryan probably had to do a few takes just because of him giggling.

  • @deadprivacy

    @deadprivacy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tonyk8653 also based on a true story, look up nasas dolphin experimentation.

  • @apexnext

    @apexnext

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@deadprivacyoh gawd that stuff was messed up. 😮

  • @x-calibur3636
    @x-calibur3636 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best pitch meetings yet keep it up

  • @Loreweavver
    @Loreweavver7 ай бұрын

    Just watched this last night and I'm glad this pitch meeting prepared me for it.

  • @SpookyKid_SpaceAce
    @SpookyKid_SpaceAce Жыл бұрын

    This is one of Ryan's all time best pitch meetings, it had me laughing out loud at every joke!

  • @randomname4726

    @randomname4726

    Жыл бұрын

    My brain glitched, and I misread "out loud at every joke" as "out loud of every hole". For a second I was *very* confused. Lol

  • @ckEagle165

    @ckEagle165

    Жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @ladycavalier

    @ladycavalier

    Жыл бұрын

    Him wanting the bear had me dying

  • @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    @yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield

    Жыл бұрын

    "He grows in power by the night..." he truly is becoming a master of his craft.

  • @sardonically-inclined7645
    @sardonically-inclined7645 Жыл бұрын

    "Super easy. Bearly an inconvenience". I loved that paws.

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that does sound like too much relationship drama and not enough bear on a rampage.

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 Жыл бұрын

    The background noise you can hear after the long silence was golden.

  • @7Comic7mischief7
    @7Comic7mischief7 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best Pitch Meetings yet. The few jokes that just... lingered, had me dying.

  • @MikeBNumba6

    @MikeBNumba6

    Жыл бұрын

    Laughed out loud when the writer guy said the bear is cgi so the more they show him the more money it win cost. Producer guy reaction was hilarious

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter Жыл бұрын

    I can just picture Ryan giggling maniacally at the prospect of "BEARLY an inconvenience."

  • @iWillHumbleYou
    @iWillHumbleYou Жыл бұрын

    When you're more excited for a screen pitch to come out than you are to actually watch the movie

  • @isaaccohle5247
    @isaaccohle52478 ай бұрын

    You put a lot of yourself into this one Mr. George. Liked it a lot.

  • @AlAnsikk
    @AlAnsikk Жыл бұрын

    Ryan's been setting up that pun for 10 years. very well played, sir.

  • @jpcarlsen7332
    @jpcarlsen7332 Жыл бұрын

    You can see Ryan really feel his career reaching a new level after “bear-ly an inconvenience” Also do the final destination movies please…

  • @all3ykat79
    @all3ykat794 ай бұрын

    I just realised I'd never watched this pitch meeting. I took my kids (teens) to the movie for my sons birthday... didn't want to spoil it. So I'm really glad this came back up in my feed. Thanks Ryan, love your work... especially If 2020 gave us Zombies.

  • @jenns1649
    @jenns164911 ай бұрын

    Loved the awkward long pause on bear-ly an inconvenience 😂

  • @jdotoz

    @jdotoz

    4 ай бұрын

    Huge paws

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