Watching a pitch meeting instead of the product being pitched is TIGHT!

@mysterybox8406

Жыл бұрын

It’s okay Velma is garbage 🗑️

@maijeraltsurian3201

Жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wowowow wow. Wow.

@carter_lovejoy

Жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah! 😁

@OutlawofTatooine

Жыл бұрын

Especially when it’s Velma a “fan favorite” (Edit:I meant fan favorite sarcastically if you couldn’t tell)

@tanelviil9149

Жыл бұрын

Get off youtube you f loser.

When he apologized to the audience directly I lost it 😂 👍🏻

@mattg944

Жыл бұрын

Ryan at his most Canadian 😂❤️

@timh2356

Жыл бұрын

I thought he was just talking to me.

@jerryokazaki8626

Жыл бұрын

And me too

@SicariusWolf

Жыл бұрын

Same, i think its the first pitch meeting where he broke character before the end card lol

@CaptChrispy

Жыл бұрын

And before he apologized, I cried a little bit

“So who’s the show for?” “Me” Ryan is a satire prodigy.

@CorePathway

4 ай бұрын

That wasn’t satire. It was largely a vanity project.

@booshmcfadden7638

3 ай бұрын

I don't think that's satire. The writers made this show specifically for themselves based on their own very miniscule sense of reality. It appeals to them and them alone.

@TheLankieMidget

Ай бұрын

you missed alot of that quote "so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so, who's the show for"

@HienNguyen-cs1md

Ай бұрын

@@booshmcfadden7638 Because this is a Mindy Kaling self insert.

“You can’t be meta and wholesome” *Sir Blue’s Clues would like a word*

The fact that Ryan actually subjected himself to watching the Velma in order to do a pitch meeting shows the dedication of his work.

@pyropulseIXXI

Жыл бұрын

Why do people always make this stupid joke? "Thanks for watching this terrible show so I don't have to." So you are saying you would've watched this show if Ryan didn't make this video? All this does is expose how dumb you are.

@meoff7602

Жыл бұрын

@yo No, just no. What is wrong with you? You should not help spread that trash.

@jculver1674

Жыл бұрын

It was NOT super easy, and it WAS an inconvenience.

@The_Coffee_Man

Жыл бұрын

Must have been brutal. I'd rather be tortured daily for a year than ever watch Velma for a single day.

@bokgaming6645

Жыл бұрын

Fr I respect him so much more now

Ryan breaking character to apologise to his audiance is so cute.

@blacksuitnotie

Жыл бұрын

Cute? I thought it was TIGHT.

@fioafionawright8604

Жыл бұрын

That’s racist .

@jamielondon6436

Жыл бұрын

Canadian all the way!

@somerandolad

Жыл бұрын

Ryan, your Canadian is showing.

@COOLPEAK

Жыл бұрын

@@blacksuitnotie it’s actually scary I right cute as tight I’ve watched these too much

He put more thought and care into this 5 minute video than the entire staff for Velma put into the entire series.

@errrerrr409

Жыл бұрын

I mean the animations really high quality so probably not

@dogouchu4356

Жыл бұрын

@@errrerrr409 ur joking right

@AmythestAnimations

11 ай бұрын

@@dogouchu4356 probably not. animation is good (considering how hard it is) everything else is bad

@bdpickett

11 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure my cat put more thought and care into her most recent bowel movement than they did this show. She at least knows where a piece of shit is supposed to go.

@deenman23

11 ай бұрын

this show is pure genius,people just lack the intellect to get it,smart comedy isnt for everyone

The scary thing is, there had to be some kind of actual pitch meeting to sell the concept of the show. And it probably wasn't too different from this.

@fukaze2021

11 ай бұрын

​​@mohamed zayan actually it was very much the same, barely anything changed

@kanyerahming

9 ай бұрын

It wasn’t, according to screenwriters who’ve talked to Ryan

@MikeThemadman-kf7ct

7 ай бұрын

Sounds like a bunch of man hating lesbians made this show..and you can tell from the dialogue in it just how much it shows the thought process of the writers and that all the characters would be obsessed with Velma while she's a piece of shit mocking men and everyone else...almost like how the writer views herself.

@christiangarza8122

6 ай бұрын

@@fukaze2021 Oh really?

@fukaze2021

6 ай бұрын

@@christiangarza8122 yeah yeah yeah

Let's applaud this man for not only providing another quality video, but also sitting through Velma to do it.

@ultimateshowdown2

Жыл бұрын

or every Reddit post about the show

@mlw9195

Жыл бұрын

I mean have you actually seen the show? It’s not terrible

@shadowgame0630

Жыл бұрын

@@mlw9195 nice try undercover showrunner

@unoriginalguy_

Жыл бұрын

@@mlw9195 you take that back right now. That show is not only disrespectful to scooby-doo, but to show making in general.

@kentonbaird1723

Жыл бұрын

@@mlw9195 Okay, but how much were you payed to say that, and is your nose bleeding a little having said something so contrary to reality?

Funny how a lot more thought and passion was put into a 5 minute sketch than a multiple episode show.

@seewhativescene

Жыл бұрын

The level passion of your anonymous KZread comment is duly noted. You're a special boy

@Paandaas

Жыл бұрын

Slippin Jimmy

@JoeMama-dy6op

Жыл бұрын

Aaaaah, the power of white guilt

@Ghost_of_Gaby

Жыл бұрын

The point of the show is get everyone to hate watch. They'll still make bank

@bjchit

Жыл бұрын

@@seewhativescene Not as “special” as though, right?🤪

"I thought you were pitching me some kind of weird pervy thing." "That's hilarious. So the show starts with a bunch of high school girls showering." 😂😂😂😂

I really felt Producer Guy's appreciation for their audience when he broke the 4th wall. Appreciating your audience is tight!

@jackbloonisverycooltruefact

Жыл бұрын

It sure is sir!

@dmsmhic

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that actually made me feel good.

@heikira438

Жыл бұрын

@@dmsmhic Same lol

@spongebobsquarepants2981

9 ай бұрын

​@@dmsmhicok

@spongebobsquarepants2981

9 ай бұрын

Ok

“Scooby doo isn’t in the scooby doo show?” “No…” This show got approved by what I assume are humans. Incredible

@SlimThrull

Жыл бұрын

Hi! Have you not met people?

@mangothedango

Жыл бұрын

Now that you put it this way, maybe that conspiracy on lizards disguised as us is onto something

@SlimThrull

Жыл бұрын

@@Baja5280 people are idiots. You seem to think that they are able to make rational choices. Hence my question.

@nanObytez-kb5ru

Жыл бұрын

I'm convinced at this point that the entertainment industry has been infiltrated by lizard people from Alpha Centaury with the purpose of eroding our culture so that when they reveal themselves we will overthrow our mired governments to join the Glorious Peoples Reptiliac in their conquest of the Metaverse. Nothing else makes sense.

@OverlyPositiveFanboy

Жыл бұрын

Apparently, Scooby not being in this was a call from higher-up. That being said, the writers did admit that they weren't sure how to fit Scooby in their tone anyway, so it all worked out.

Producer apologizing for calling us losers is funnier than anything in the Velma show.

@jackieroberts2625

Жыл бұрын

I actually want him to keep insulting us 😂😂

@CorePathway

Жыл бұрын

That moment alone gave me hope for humanity.

@whatduck943

Жыл бұрын

😍😍

@dragonblast417

Жыл бұрын

@@jackieroberts2625 kinky

@becca_98

Жыл бұрын

How?

"So, so, so... so who is this show for?" Haha love it.

the breaking of the fourth wall in the middle of the pitch meeting is TIGHT

@Attmay

9 ай бұрын

And it showed why it was an effective tool when Velma used it. Of course, *Garfield and Friends* already shattered it - literally if you remember the original opening sequence - back when I was a kid.

I've never appreciated so much before how consistent the distance Ryan stands from the camera is. Please never change it again, it was scary

@marianhreads

Жыл бұрын

😂

@pacorka9943

Жыл бұрын

Ryan standing at the perfect distance from the camera so as to not invoke fear in the viewer is super easy barely an inconvenience

@richmcgee434

Жыл бұрын

Wait, he was moving? I assumed he was just getting larger...which is still, y'now, scary.

@kur1tan

Жыл бұрын

Up until this video, I always thought he was sitting.

@kur1tan

Жыл бұрын

Up until this video, I always thought he was sitting.

"Sir, you can't be meta and wholesome, you've got to be meta and cynical! What are you doing?" Amazing line and perfect response to the entire premise of that style of show.

@seewhativescene

Жыл бұрын

You laughed over a testicle joke in Wednesday.

@jasonpatterson8091

Жыл бұрын

@@seewhativescene Huh? Are you talking about the bit with the piranhas? That made me stop watching the show immediately. It was super messed up and not at all funny.

@austintrousdale2397

Жыл бұрын

One has to wonder whether in a decade or so, Mindy Kaling will “reveal” that she was winking at the audience by creating a show so obnoxious. Cut scene: “I did not kiss her. That’s bullish… I did not kiss her. I DID NAHHT. Oh, hi Scoob.”

@RushWheeler

Жыл бұрын

Oneshot fans: guess I don't exist

@WohaoG

Жыл бұрын

@@RushWheeler OneShot was the pinaccle of holes

"Me, the show is for me." Exactly; the show was written to stroke the writers' egos.

Reminder: if you’re going to hate watch something, pirate it

Let's take a moment to appreciate Ryan's decision to watch this show.

@BlitzerXYZ

Жыл бұрын

He made a great sacrifice for us

@DarranKern

Жыл бұрын

Hate watching is why shows like this are successful

@JonnMcDude

Жыл бұрын

Did he tho? :V

@sampigg7933

Жыл бұрын

He's a hero we needed, not the one we deserved.

@jimbobjones9330

Жыл бұрын

Well, technically there's about 14 of him, so they watched it in shifts and just filled in the blanks for the rest of them with puppets.

The show that brought the whole internet together, and shared their hatred for something they could all agree on.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

And a show I won't be watching anytime soon

@njivwathomassilavwe2056

Жыл бұрын

In hatred

@rando28-3

Жыл бұрын

Shows like this can solve world peace lol

@CCelestialFox

Жыл бұрын

@@njivwathomassilavwe2056 still brought the internet together

@tanelviil9149

Жыл бұрын

Get off youtube you f loser.

"Sounds like it might be hard to get people who aren't you to watch the show..." 🤣🤣

Me: How could you destroy our childhood so thoroughly Mindy: Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

I was enjoying the satire a lot but then "Who is this show for?" "Well, me" I completely died. Loved this.

@battybuddy

Жыл бұрын

That got to me too. XD

@nuddkor

Жыл бұрын

@@battybuddy #metoo Boom... full circle!

@brycethoreson9216

Жыл бұрын

I guess someone must of called an ambulance because your still here

@LocrianDorian

Жыл бұрын

It's also completely accurate.

@orimoreau3138

Жыл бұрын

Isn't nu-Velma basically main writers self insert?

Mindy loved Velma and connected with her so much that she changed almost everything about her.

@annadonovan3607

Жыл бұрын

Who's Mindy?

@goovindnarula6470

Жыл бұрын

@@annadonovan3607 VA for velma and a sexual harasser

@robertb.7772

Жыл бұрын

@@annadonovan3607 Mindy Kaling, producer and voice actress on the show.

@stefankovevski112

Жыл бұрын

She loves herself not Velma, that is why the character is just a self insert.

@annadonovan3607

Жыл бұрын

@@stefankovevski112 it's like when you're a kid and imagine yourself as a main character type of situation?

We love Ryan too! Velma got a second season because of the way that they order cartoons. Cartoons are ordered in batches of 20 something. This was an 11 episode season. They have stuff sitting there waiting. They already paid for it!

@lessismore8533

Ай бұрын

God WHY. Let the SD franchise die already. I hate greedy

This feels like the actual pitch meeting

Ironically Ryan's one wholesome meta joke was way funnier than any of Velma's cynical meta jokes.

@thibautisserant

Жыл бұрын

Also, incredibly accurate to point that you can't have characters being kind nowadays. They need to be cynical and irreverent otherwise production says "no".

@056Iceking

Жыл бұрын

@@thibautisserant Yep. Especially, the female characters for some inexplicable reason.

@ihatefridays2715

Жыл бұрын

@@056Iceking Or Peter Griffin.

@seewhativescene

Жыл бұрын

Hey edgelords, ever wonder if Women are increasingly cynical because of how they've been treated in society? @@thibautisserant

@ll-yb3hc

Жыл бұрын

i genuinely got scared for a sec, the direct eye contact startled me

I’m speechless. Ryan actually bit the bullet and watched this dumpster fire in full for us. Respect.

@HighPhoenix1754

Жыл бұрын

Give this man a badge.

@hollomaster

Жыл бұрын

Not all heros wear capes

@jamesknapp64

Жыл бұрын

The worse the show, the greater Ryan's Pitch Meeting

@adroitws1367

Жыл бұрын

F

@adrianchatman5734

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesknapp64 he's like The Incredible Hulk of TV and movie reviewers lol🤣

Daphne was hot and sweet, Fred was cool, athletic and kind; Velma was smart and kind; and shaggy was goofy, lucky and … KIND!!! That’s what make the show great, they were all KIND!

@sonicinfinity1871

Жыл бұрын

And Scooby was IN IT.

@chucksolutions4579

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicinfinity1871 exactly

@chucksolutions4579

Жыл бұрын

@2 Corinthians 4:7-11 My pleasure to read all of this and thank you. I intuitively know this (and saw the Yuri interviews when I was in high school in the 1990’s). I live in Coronado, CA, where are you located? I’d love to know where you grew up and were educated?

@chucksolutions4579

Жыл бұрын

@2 Corinthians 4:7-11 I’ve gone through and read your two comments twice and I agree that we are in a similar place to 1930’s Germany, however I think the multigenerational psyop and generational moral decay combined with multiculturalism will prevent the disgust reaction that occurred in Germany.

@MrClassicmetal

Жыл бұрын

@@chucksolutions4579 Well, not anymore. They changed every character into a m 0 r 0 n. And if Scooby was in it they'd probably turn him into a sassy, non-binary chihuahua.

Never had the slightest intention of watching velma but sincerely enjoying this pitch meeting

@Attmay

9 ай бұрын

Then you’re missing out.

@anon4854

6 ай бұрын

@@Attmay lol, lmao even

@jameslacey5474

2 ай бұрын

@@Attmay Maybe you're missing out, try watching the original concept material. You know the ones that actually have Scooby-do in them.

Velma could have said it's Velmin' time and it wojld be legit funnier than any of the actual jokes

@androiddolphin4812

Жыл бұрын

She should say that while having sex

@INeedJesus4sure

Жыл бұрын

Morbius should have a cameo as one of the villains and I would watch it

@TAYBR00K

Жыл бұрын

Velma could have said " this is one of the jokes of all time" and it would be a morbillion times funnier than anything in the show

@realPurpleOrb

Жыл бұрын

Oh God you're actually right

@erikwilliams1562

Жыл бұрын

Honestly....yeah

Ryan breaking the fourth wall to thank us for watching his videos is so wholesome 😊 And you’re welcome Ryan! ✊🏻

@ShandoGuardian

Жыл бұрын

actually made me feel good for a second. Side note, I can't believe that when I report the bots there's no scam option. KZread is run by fools

@rise4811

Жыл бұрын

There are countless things Ryan has done in his pitch meetings that I love, but this might be my all-time favorite (so far).

@2way93

Жыл бұрын

Watching these are actually super easy barely an inconvenience

@Lucifronz

Жыл бұрын

I feel like he felt guilty for the KZread joke and was like "I want to apologize".

@TheKrensada

Жыл бұрын

@yo don't click on this video. It is a video of a crappy pizza recipe.

I told my 6yo that a new Scooby Doo was being made, but without Scooby and Shaggy she started to cry.

Velma can't find her mom because as soon as she saw her baby, she ran out and jumped to a well to prevent having another one.

The moral of this story: Don’t hate watch shows, cause then they’ll be more likely to continue.

@MST3Killa

Жыл бұрын

People really didn't hate watch it past the first episode if at all. It got terrible viewership, but HBO doesn't have much content so they're just greenlighting it because they have pretty much nothing else going.

@Daviticus042

Жыл бұрын

@@MST3Killa I don't hate watch, period. If I don't like a show I'll go watch KZread instead.

@MST3Killa

Жыл бұрын

@@Daviticus042 I don't either, because I value my time and why would I want to watch something bad when I could watch something good instead? As I said, people really didn't hate watch this show, though. The viewership was very, very low but HBO doesn't have much else made right now, so they renewed it simply because it's something the CAN make. As soon as they get more programming, this will be thrown out.

@bobross1829

Жыл бұрын

@@MST3Killa and more importantly, it is cheap

@MrMViceroy

Жыл бұрын

If I'm almost certain I'll hate something, but want to give it a chance, I'll pirate the first few episodes. If it's actually good, then I'll watch it for real

Velma is the kind of show that would call you out for making fun of her weight, but is totally OK with mocking Fred’s dong.

@korganrocks3995

Жыл бұрын

It's so tone deaf that it feels like it's a false flag operation by alt-right dudes who want something to point to when they're complaining about straight white men being oppressed in modern media. While it would be beyond hilarious if that turned out to be true, the most likely explanation is just boring old misandry.

@annacanova7060

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, one can be changed, the other not. Guess which one can be made fun of?

@TheMattTrakker

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, feminists are pretty notorious for being crybullies.

@Khaos768

Жыл бұрын

Yes, because this is part of the current culture and Velma is a parody of the current culture so not only it would do it but it would overexaggerate it and also call attention on it doing so.

@bryanvickers

Жыл бұрын

Velma is a show made for angry Tumblr girls circa 2010

“Mindy, we tried to locate your brain, all we found was half a pebble”

So so so so so so so so so so - spat my drink at that part. The pitched guy is basically having a stroke.

You can tell Velma is Mindy’s self insert because literally every Main character has the hots for her

@rooty

Жыл бұрын

To be fair mindy kaling is hot as fuck

@AnonEyeMouse

Жыл бұрын

She was the hottest in the original, as my porn hub search history will attest. Interestingly the rule 34 Velma porn is more faithful to the original.

@planetofthegapes

Жыл бұрын

A real Mindy-Sue

@yurtdan8789

Жыл бұрын

Mindy will always be a fat C-list actor that has to plow her way to getting in anywhere. And even then, she puts out stuff like this. Can't imagine that Indian poon is THAT good.

@dragonoverdrive6859

Жыл бұрын

@@planetofthegapes ba-dum chi

Ryan sacrifices his sanity by watching garbage so we don't have to. Truly a hero.

@ZhouTai08

Жыл бұрын

He’s the hero we don’t deserve!

@mkvv5687

Жыл бұрын

I believe it has made him schizophrenic.

@Silvermoon32109

Жыл бұрын

Yes we can all thank Ryan Howard

@migueltrujillo8929

Жыл бұрын

Now I understand why he's cutting back on producing these pitch meetings for the sake of his mental health. Having to watch all this trash would take a toll on one's sanity in the long run...

@lefterisatheras5918

Жыл бұрын

we desperately need a crossover with "The Critical Drinker"

I was confused as to why KZread was no longer suggesting these videos for me. So today I purposely searched for it....and found ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD. THNAK YOU!

"Hate Watching" has to be the most perverse and yet the most genius way to promote your product. I mean, it works so damn well! And not just with Velma, think of the whole "After", "50 Shades" and at some point even the "Twilight" franchises, they are super relevant because people love to hate on them! And the more people shit on them, more inclined other people are to watch so they can do the same!

@chinuaachebe6860

Жыл бұрын

This is so true. I watched Rings of Power and She Hulk just to rage about how shit they were

@aceloco817

Жыл бұрын

Hate watching is tight!

@JohnSmith-qb9ex

Жыл бұрын

Or you can just pirate them so you can watch and hate them without worrying about audience score

@bad-people6510

9 ай бұрын

@@chinuaachebe6860 That's the thing. With Rings of Power the viewership doesn't matter because they greenlit five seasons from the start. It's in the contract; they were all tied up in one budget. I GUARANTEE that's the same reason Velma is getting a season 2. Hate watching is not going to get enough eyes on a thing to make it a genuine success. They just greenlight blocks.

@Attmay

9 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmith-qb9ex so you hate this show so much that you’re willing to break the law just to watch it? Sounds like it’s pretty damn good to me. Luckily, unlike *Song of the South,* you don’t have to skirt the gray areas of copyright law to see it.

The fact that Ryan encouraged us twice to watch a therapeutic video after this pitch meeting probably says a lot on his mental energy levels.

@DuskLegend

Жыл бұрын

He did put out a video saying he wanted to make less frequent content

@acctsys

Жыл бұрын

Watching this show drains your energy.

@oklol7799

Жыл бұрын

@@DuskLegend when and where

@KritikuNgaFerizaji

Жыл бұрын

@@oklol7799 kzread.info/dash/bejne/n4OhudSoktLPo5s.html

@reddragon1030

Жыл бұрын

So good I had to watch it twice in a row. The pitch meeting, not Velma

Ryan being meta and wholesome is like his whole thing and I love him for it

@Arigator2

Жыл бұрын

Just being trashy all the time is not appealing. This is why I don't watch Hollywood anymore. Having an overall wholesome character be trashy in certain ways is fine. That is being relatable. But to just be a bad person I don't care.

@CountBookula

Жыл бұрын

He's too Canadian to let it go uncorrected

@yoav.kats6328

Жыл бұрын

Being meta and wholesome is gonna be super easy barley an inconvenient.

@LazarSoljaga

Жыл бұрын

Beeing meta and wholesome at the same time is TIGHT.

@manuelalbertoromero9528

Жыл бұрын

We really need more of that.

The wide-eyed "Oh really?" will never get old lol. I love the commitment in all of these.

I appreciate the fact that Ryan actually apologized for that insult. Believe it or not, some people struggle with doing that.

This is the most attention I want to give this show, good job.

@sarahimperial9984

Жыл бұрын

If you decide to watch it or if you know someone planning to, just use an aggregate. You do not want your views to count. We want this gone. Only reason we continue with hate watching is so that we can shit on it more.

@hulupremium

Жыл бұрын

@@sarahimperial9984 ik i can look this up and i'll probs will but can u go into more depth of whats a aggregate and whats a good one to use and how i can get one

@GenikaXVI

Жыл бұрын

Disparu is also great at reviewing each episode with a laughter!

@sarahimperial9984

Жыл бұрын

@@hulupremium uh, just sites where people post articles and stuff... No actual content, sir/madam. Rest assured, Hulu's exclusive content has not been opened to unauthorized sharing between hundreds of thousands of users! Have a nice day!

@lowlife1368

Жыл бұрын

Forrest Gump pitch meeting

Velma is groundbreaking. In over five decades of Scooby-Doo cartoons, movies, comics, games, and other derivatives... I don't think any character was ever demeaned on the basis of its sex or race. Until now.

@Blobbyo25

Жыл бұрын

Let's make a show *diverse* because the original show was full of _white people_ and that's a crime! Let's also make every diverse character be entirely based off the stereotypes in my head! Offensive stereotyping is tight!

@craigdaurizio686

Жыл бұрын

And demeaning the white guy for having a small dinger. I support all my brothers far and wide, tall and short, big and small, dark and light. I'll be wingman any day.

@Yjn75

Жыл бұрын

Those Woke idiots don't know the meaning of irony.

@Schlaym

Жыл бұрын

@@craigdaurizio686 no no no it's not just fine but absolutely hilarious to make fun of people's bodies, especially something they cannot change and many are very insecure about. You know, maybe because they have some privilege or other flaws that annoy you.

@maxcloud753

Жыл бұрын

@@Blobbyo25 "It's ok for us to do bigot comedy because the writers and the voice actors aren't white!" - Mindy Kaling at the actual pitch meeting

I actually looked up "otters holding hands." I've known for years that they do it, but I'd never actually looked up a video of it. I'm glad I did. Thanks for the recommendation.

Ryan. Some time ago, I watched a video of yours. It was hilarious. After really enjoying it, I noticed you had few subscribers. I was surprised that someone as talented and funny as you had so few subscribers. Watching this video, I see now you're over a million subscribers. CONGRATULATIONS !!! I now realize that you must have just started your channel when I first watched your video. I'm really glad you've done so well. Your videos are wonderful. I'm sure everyone is happy for your well-deserved success. Thanks. Reid.

@bad-people6510

9 ай бұрын

It's an established series, it just moved channels. It used to be on Screen Rants.

@pap-fr

6 ай бұрын

Bruh it's already massive it just moved channels

@pochaze671

4 ай бұрын

Oh! Well-deserved success is TIGHT !

The fact that Ryan didn’t even wait till the end of the show to create its Pitch Meeting 😂😂😂

@Darion350

Жыл бұрын

How much do you want the poor guy to suffer?

@AKidNamedHiggs

Жыл бұрын

Ryan didn't get to see the part where the rom com thing happens (if this were a rom com). Keep suffering!

@pretends2know

Жыл бұрын

He must have hated this show a lot because I think it's the first time he's done that with any television he did.

@billyfarmerii1669

Жыл бұрын

This was the comment I was looking for😂

@LEOIAMLEOONYOUTUBE

Жыл бұрын

No way! 😆😆😆 I rather watch this than the show! 💀💀😂

There is no way in hell I’m watching Velma, but you better believe I’m watching the Pitch Meeting for it. 😂

@acekeianar

Жыл бұрын

I used to avoid pitch meetings if never saw the subject material

@sbrosier2383

Жыл бұрын

Same here No plans to watch this show ever

@isaiaholaru5013

Жыл бұрын

I watch the pitch meetings Instead of the movies / shows

Watching even one second of this show was the visual equivalent of having a lit cigarette put out on your eye.

1:31 it’s amazing how when he broke character I was like “oh hey it’s Ryan!”

I didn't realize that Ryan was secretly channeling Mindy Kaling through this entire pitch. His delivery to 'So who's the show for?' was just too perfect.

@Pikana

Жыл бұрын

Mindy really did do all this for herself. She made everyone in love with the character she plays.

@antonio.rivera

Жыл бұрын

@@Pikanawhat?

@andyrobin7196

Жыл бұрын

@@antonio.rivera Mindy plays Velma. She wrote that Shaggy, Daphne and Fred are all in love with Velma.

@SovietReunionYT

Жыл бұрын

@@andyrobin7196 But she isnt a writer on the show. She's 1 of the 4 "executive producers", but that's it. I dont know why people keep bringing her up when the show was written by Charlie Grandy. Actually, I have a hunch why people do it. Mindy Kaling is a black woman and Charlie Grandy is a white man.

@someguy_namingly

Жыл бұрын

@@SovietReunionYT her parents are from India?

I’ve never felt more appreciated than when Ryan broke the fourth wall 😊

@emmagrove6491

Жыл бұрын

I don't think Ryan has it in him to be mean and snarky and unappreciative of his audience. Wish the same was true for the Velma crew.

@alveolate

Жыл бұрын

@@emmagrove6491 ryan's job is to be mean and snarky and unappreciative of bad writers, tho.

@bulletfromathousandmiles4313

Жыл бұрын

That's a little bit sad 😅

@Pintrestcreatedmypersonialty

Жыл бұрын

Wowowowowowo wow wow wow

@Shambhala94

Жыл бұрын

@@bulletfromathousandmiles4313 hey shut up

How did they get actual footage of the real pitch meeting for Velma?

@Attmay

9 ай бұрын

They didn’t. This is not how real pitch meetings work. They are very rarely based on how the finished product actually looks. Scripts and sometimes even whole concepts can turn on a dime.

@ellarose7114

8 ай бұрын

@@AttmayThat person was joking I’m pretty sure

@BlueSoulGamer

6 ай бұрын

@@Attmay quite overanalyzing, it’s a joke 🙄

@r3negadex

5 ай бұрын

Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Its crazy how even here they spent more time talking about trying to understand the biggest questions then attempting to create even a small summary of the "story" lmao classic

Ryan this is so nice 😭 pausing in the middle to say that you love the viewers, criticizing the concept of making fun of the very people you're asking to watch, and encouraging us to look up something cute right after? Like this is so earnest and kind 😭 I absolutely am about to go look up otters holding hands, thank you

@monke12354

Жыл бұрын

How were the otters?

@Kspice9000

Жыл бұрын

"but I don't... I don't think that it's good for the monay... I don't... I don't like it... Mnuh-uh." -Executive Producer Guy.

@Triattt

Жыл бұрын

@@monke12354 You're not gonna believe this, but they were mean and sarcastic and selfish, they didn't hold hands so much as they were clasping each other in a furious race-fueled fight. And there was this one white otter and every other otter was mocking their small penis for some reason. Would not recommend watching those otters. Go watch some other otters.

@mrsleep0000

Жыл бұрын

I suggest searching youtube for Hana and Kotaro

@Diggler-vl3nd

Жыл бұрын

@@mrsleep0000 Yes

I like the idea that even the producers were like "Are you really sure about this?"

@ressljs

Жыл бұрын

Velma is a beautiful show. In an age of division, only Velma can unite everyone across all political and social divides... In gasping in horror and screaming, "Oh god, make it stop!"

@weldonwin

Жыл бұрын

I can only presume that this show was just produced completely sight unseen, with no one at HBO actually paying attention to anything they were doing.

@zabianreubens4989

Жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin Yep They just gave mindy kaling money and told her to go wild with her wild fantasies Little did they know her fantasies are illegal, Racist, Sexist, Downright offensive to anyone who actually knows what scooby doo is

@weldonwin

Жыл бұрын

@@zabianreubens4989 Likewise, she knew she was guaranteed two seasons before a single frame was animated. As I understand it, getting two seasons was a contractual certainty before production ever began. Everything about this show just... confuses me and all I can think of is that this is some kind of The Producers scam, to make the absolute worst show ever, in some convoluted financial scheme.

@The_Mighty_Fiction

Жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin Technically, it's more like a season 1b. Apparently, what happens is animation studios usually receive orders for a number of episodes which are then usually split into two seasons. It's not that season 2 has been 'approved,' it's that it's already bought and paid for and HBO Max will have to drop those episodes knowing they'll go down like a narcoleptic hooker. That's the only laugh this show is getting out of me. 😂

Watching this and laughing instead of watching Velma and being disgusted was “quite easy, barely an inconvenience”.

Don't listen to the Director Guy. You can be meta and wholesome at the same time.

I like how Ryan didn't even wait for the season to be finished yet, he just went ahead and gave out the pitch meeting for us He sacrificed his sanity to watch even 1 of those episodes

@carlsiouxfalls

Жыл бұрын

He pitched it now so he wouldn't have to watch the whole thing.

@jasonhaase8485

Жыл бұрын

I didn't while watching Velma, not even once

@frankphillips7436

Жыл бұрын

No need to watch it all the way through. We already know the white guy is the bad guy.

@manwithnoname3279

Жыл бұрын

hoonestly, don't blame him a bit

@jaziaglasgow1169

Жыл бұрын

not to mention he mentioned the van part so technically he watch it up to the newest episode?

This is exactly how the pitch went. Mindy made it for herself

@Missjunebugfreak

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure this show is just Mindy Kaling having her own version of therapy set to animation.

@bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663

Жыл бұрын

that indian bird reeks of insecurity about the fact she's not a pretty white girls and can't get attention from the men she's attracted to which's made her bitter AF

@chasethecolors

Жыл бұрын

Right and everyone has a crush on her (Velma) cause she’s a narcissist

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

@@Missjunebugfreak Lashing out at people isn't really therapy, and this show is just Mindy lashing out. If anything, this show is just going to make Mindy's already hideous mind even worse.

@mallios13

Жыл бұрын

@@chasethecolors Ten bucks says Mindy hates that she wasn't born a pretty white blonde girl. She comes from a rich family, never worked an honest job, pursued an acting career to stoke her narcissism, and so almost befits that typical shallow Valley Girl image. All she lacks is the ethnicity/looks. She's not attractive enough to be the girl every guy openly wants to bang, and she's got such an ugly soul that no sane guy wants to be with her. At the end of the day, I'm sure she just wants to be the hot girl that men will bend over backwards to shower in affection that she doesn't have to reciprocate.

Viewer discretion advised. It is not safe to sit within 8-10 miles of any screen displaying Velma

After much time and effort I have concluded...this is my absolute favorite pitch meeting!! 😂😂😂

Damn “You can’t be meta and wholesome you gotta be meta and cynical!” really got me

@jelita_

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I love that Ryan is being meta and wholesome. Gotta appreciate him more.

@manicmuffin

Жыл бұрын

It's the wholesomeness that elevates Pitch Meetings from Cinema Sins.

@AmericanZergling

Жыл бұрын

@@manicmuffin Cinema... what?...

Once again Ryan made something more entertaining than the actual show 😂

@uberneanderthal

Жыл бұрын

ok but in this case it was a very low bar.

@Ditto.007

Жыл бұрын

At this point anything is more entertainign than Velma 🤣🤣

@Macrochenia

Жыл бұрын

In this case, if he'd done five minutes of black screen with no audio it still would have been more entertaining than the actual show.

@kaltaron1284

Жыл бұрын

That was one of the most scathing Pitch Meetings to date and still far better than the show deserves. I don't even consider "aquiring" it, let alone hate watching it.

@rodyvanhulst

Жыл бұрын

watching a turd for 30 minutes is more entertaining then Velma

The fact that this show got a second season shows that HBO doesn't understand that people not watching something means it's unsuccessful.

i like the 4th wall break part thanks for appreciating us ryan!

“In what ways are these characters related to the originals?” “Clothing. And (almost) all their names” That line just killed me for some reason 😂

@kenlieck7756

Жыл бұрын

I like that he doesn't even specify whether they wear the *same* clothing as the originals or that they just wear clothing, as the originals did.

@as3957

Жыл бұрын

I've read that Norville was Shaggy's birth name in the original, so technically he does have the same name.

@binkyboy448

Жыл бұрын

The funny thing is, Norville actually _is_ Shaggy's real name. It has been for 35 years since A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.

@kenlieck7756

Жыл бұрын

@@binkyboy448 Congratulations! You found *the* funny thing about "Velma"! (Now can they please take it off the air?)

@reaperraider999

Жыл бұрын

@@binkyboy448 Yeah True, but his friends always called him Shaggy so I would still say its a name change in a way.

Ryan is usually so neutral and doesn’t overly criticize anything, keeps it playful. So he gets huge props for not pulling any punches on this horrible, horrible show.

@korganrocks3995

Жыл бұрын

It does seem like the show's creators looked around at Rings of Power and a bunch of other terrible adaptations/remakes and decided to try to one-up them in the "disdain for your target audience" department...

@annacanova7060

Жыл бұрын

@@korganrocks3995 Changing the race and all. It worked loke a charm.

@ngutngut40

Жыл бұрын

He never even mentioned the race swap.

@GeoffNelson

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@applejuice5635

Жыл бұрын

@@ngutngut40 He did 1:52

I seem to come back here every couple of weeks and re-watch this... very cathartic.

How inside job got canceled but this dumpster fire got green lit for a second season makes my blood boil

It was super wholesome seeing Ryan talking to us through Producer Guy, saying how much he appreciates us for watching. We appreciate you too, Ryan! Thanks for constantly making us laugh.

@michaelanderson6394

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator I wasn’t asking, you dumb bot.

@creepykoala7255

Жыл бұрын

Wait that was Ryan!? I thought that was Producer Guy!

@Pscyon

Жыл бұрын

Ryan going meta was tight! And yes, thanks for the countless laughs!

@SeventeenGhost

Жыл бұрын

The caking on the ice is in the ending when he tells us to go watch otters holding hands. That's something only someone who care about you would tell you to do.

@GothamClive

Жыл бұрын

So that is Ryan. I'm never sure which one of them is Ryan and which one is George.

Producer guy taking a moment to roast the audience, but then regret and apologise caught me off guard😂

@mcmarkmarkson7115

Жыл бұрын

Producer guy going meta is tight.

@jktuert8630

Жыл бұрын

Damage is done. It is time to quit.

@benjaminguarino1206

Жыл бұрын

Dude roasted Velma's shallow attempts at Meta comedy with proper meta comedy XD

you know... if you type 'otters' into youtube the top suggestion now is 'otters holding hands'. well done sir.

It really hurt my feelings when you called me a loser. It’s almost midnight and I was sitting on my couch, eating cereal, and watching old pitch meetings. I’m not hurt hurt, but a little hurt.

In a time where so many shows and movies are attacking the target audiences, that line of sincere appreciation for us watching his content goes a VERY long way.

@LuisSierra42

Жыл бұрын

Being nice to your target audience is TIGHT!!

@FraZzJ

Жыл бұрын

"Who is it for?"" "For me." Truer words have never been spoken. These mfs are just stroking their own egos at the expense of quality.

@Ottophil

Жыл бұрын

Some target audiences need attacked, like the toxic masculinity of heman

@Blodhelm

Жыл бұрын

@@Ottophil LoL if your grammar was better, the joke would land...still with a flop.

@zirconiumdiamond1416

Жыл бұрын

@@Ottophil no they don't. And anyway, He-man was a hero, not toxic.

Producer guy walking towards us a bit was mind bending. We love you too ryan

My default expectations for any kind of entertainment post 2015 is: "it's gonna be shit, but you can prove me otherwise"

My KZread app froze as soon as he said “they’re all in love with Velma”. Even my poor phone has had enough

I’m impressed that Ryan not only finished the show but also kept his sanity.

@korganrocks3995

Жыл бұрын

I'm not so sure about that; didn't you see the way he turned away from the guy he was talking to in order to adress some kind of imaginary audience? Who does that??

@vikiai4241

Жыл бұрын

@@korganrocks3995 I'm going to start doing that randomly at work from now on.

@shadowninja6689

Жыл бұрын

I mean the show hasn't finished airing season 1 yet, so no one has finished it yet.

@tumblecheck

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need therapy, bud.

@angelistringfellow

Жыл бұрын

@@korganrocks3995 he broke his own 4th wall for us. It’s appreciated 🥹

This was literally 100x funnier than ANY joke in Velma. I was laughing all the way through. I didn't laugh ONCE while watching Velma.

@allthetunes5491

Жыл бұрын

So you contributed to its success.

@TomGibson.

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t watch it because it looked bad, turns out I made a good choice

@robertbeisert3315

Жыл бұрын

That would be infinitely funnier, by my calculations

@jsmith434w

Жыл бұрын

so you literally hate watched it my god i give up with this world

@whitetallon8784

Жыл бұрын

you WATCHED Velma?

"Hate watching", on a macro scale, is simply the producers lying to their investors while embezzling money with their friends.

I love how when he goes meta he walks toward the camera

Ryan breaking the 4th wall to be wholesome to us really means a lot to me. Both because I appreciate the kindness and because it reminds me how sick I am of 2010s style humor.

@LittleGoblinBastard

Жыл бұрын

Breaking the 4th wall to be nice and wholesome is tight!

@eienvine

Жыл бұрын

That moment was . . . weirdly comforting?

@Chris_Does_Stuff

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part too. It was clearly very sincere.

@Batchall_Accepted

Жыл бұрын

As soon as it was done in a mainstream movie (sorry Deadpool but this one is on you) the joke format was dead.

@natanielcostard

Жыл бұрын

@@Batchall_Accepted what's the Joke format?

Producer Guy is *MUCH* less stupid in this one, and raises entirely legitimate concerns with uncharacteristic frequency. I love it. This is the first one of these I’ve seen where Ryan isn’t just pointing out the flaws in a poorly-conceived project, he’s clearly upset about it. Again: I love it! More, please. I mean, I recognize that Producer Guy has to stay pretty neutral, so you can’t do this every week, but even so I would like to see him borderline-breaking character now and again. It’s surprisingly fun. I mean, this stuff is always fun, but this one is better since it just feels like it’s more personal to Ryan.

@MyBiPolarBearMax

Жыл бұрын

The more upset Ryan genuinely is, the smarter Producer Guy is.

@kio4896

Жыл бұрын

The worse the actual thing he's making a pitch meeting of the smarter and more moral producer guy is. Until screenwriter guy reminds him of money of course.

@gifgoldblum7940

Жыл бұрын

Also Producer Guy: "Aww, baby! Good point, yeah, alright!"

@adamzielonka9639

Жыл бұрын

For more of producer guy grappling with projects he's realizing are majorly flawed, I'd recommend the pitch meeting for Twilight Breaking Dawn. Ryan lays down some of his best and most surprising acting in case you haven't seen it!

@eugenetswong

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, when they ruin cartoons, they cross the line. I don't mind adult humour about the show, but stop ruining it already. Honestly, though, when they ruin any show, they cross the line.

Ryan telling me to watch otters holding hands is now my favorite youtube outro ever bar none

I was not expecting that apology, totally took me off guard, well played sir.

Also. You breaking the 4th wall after insulting the audience was TIGHT! LOL!! I spit out my drink laughing as you apologized. Sadly that show would never be able to pull that off.

@TheDelinear

Жыл бұрын

I thought it might be hard to forgive Ryan for insulting us, but actually his follow up wholesomeness actually made it super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@gentlemanbard3649

Жыл бұрын

That was the exact moment I immediately smashed that "like" button!

@YouSpewed

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, him being terrified that some people might actually take his advice and reduce the amount of money he makes WAS pretty funny.

@RanMouri82

Жыл бұрын

That was true meta commentary. Breaking the 4th wall to tell your audience you love and appreciate them is the polar opposite of everything wrong with Hollywood today.

@Smoove_J

Жыл бұрын

I actually am a loser so that stung a little bit.

I can't believe Ryan actually watched this to bring us this pitch meeting. What a hero and a legend 😭😭

@pyropulseIXXI

Жыл бұрын

Tons of people are watching this show, since so many idiots exist. Their excuse of watching it is 'hate watching,' yet they are still causing it to profit and get views, so the joke is really on them, not the show

@TheGingiGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@pyropulseIXXI Prime example of "playing yourself"

@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063

Жыл бұрын

It was painful to watch

@ashurad_fox5991

Жыл бұрын

@@pyropulseIXXI many people probably just watched ep 1 just to see if the show is really bad... Then noped out afterwards. Only a miniscule amount would finish the show and most of those are critiques. (Heck even rather High Guardian Spice probably has a better critique, and did atleast do better than Velma despite their enumerous flaws)

@Blue_Star_Child

Жыл бұрын

I only watch other people hate watch this.

I did not realize season 2 got green-lit and when I got it in an email, my jaw nearly fell off.

Ryan going meta than apologizing for going meta was better than any meta joke in the show

@generalyellor8188

Жыл бұрын

So you're still watching Velma!?! Or watched it to the end? I lasted only one-and-a-half episodes.

@eradict

Жыл бұрын

We should honestly just change the dictionary entries for _then_ and _than_ at this point lol

Watching the pitch meeting without seeing the show is Tight!

@creepycraiyons3519

Жыл бұрын

You ain’t missing much

@tanelviil9149

Жыл бұрын

Get off youtube you f loser.

The fact this has a lot of viewership over the Wednesday pitch meeting really says something

Absolutely insane to think someone someone actually pitched that garbage in real life

@struttux5156

Жыл бұрын

Sadly i sort of get the creators motivation behind this. A normal Scooby-Doo show among dozens of already existing Scooby-Doo shows would've just blended in and become forgotten. This was basically the only way to be noticed 😂😂

@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw

Жыл бұрын

@@struttux5156 not really, they could have added a new character that actually works in world that will be a standing Scooby media figure, or done something from the villain's side, really anything but what they did Its a show that alienates its own audience

@struttux5156

Жыл бұрын

@@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw Would any of us be here talking about it if they did that instead? The kids would like it probably but it would just be another scooby show.

@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw

Жыл бұрын

@@struttux5156 oh i would! But im a scooby fan

Ryan's made hundreds of these videos, all of which use the exact same plot device, and still somehow finds a way to make every single pitch meeting, unique.

@acekeianar

Жыл бұрын

Usually it's because of a scathing breakdown that is more humorous

@triffin

Жыл бұрын

Well you see for Ryan, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@kenlieck7756

Жыл бұрын

@@triffin Being super easy, barely an inconvenience is *tight!* So I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that!

@vobsvids

Жыл бұрын

It’s the thing that made phineas and ferb so great.

@pontoancora

Жыл бұрын

So you have a comment for me? Yes sir, I DO!