Poundland Special: Royal Wedding Finger Cars VlogStar | Ashens

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It's Royal Wedding time again! So let's look at a spoon. And then some other weird stuff, and then a book telling you how to be a successful vlogger. WE LOVE YOU, POUND SHOPS X

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  • @Hasuklakle
    @Hasuklakle6 жыл бұрын

    That mask sketch is genuinely my favourite part

  • @xandertheallmighty9890

    @xandertheallmighty9890

    4 жыл бұрын

    L mmm lpww we

  • @flyingrussians218
    @flyingrussians2186 жыл бұрын

    I never thought I'd see a video of an English man stick a giant red finger into the mouth of a slightly blurry mask of Prince William, but here we are.

  • @thedoctor5844
    @thedoctor58446 жыл бұрын

    "Brother dear, let me in, I have your wedding spoon." Fantastic.

  • @KarlBaron
    @KarlBaron6 жыл бұрын

    I had to look up the VlogStar stuff. Their website is defunct, their twitter hasn't had a post in 3 years, and no, there was never a volume 2 released...

  • @ladyluckapologies6077

    @ladyluckapologies6077

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @thomaslichtenstein

    @thomaslichtenstein

    3 жыл бұрын

    According to companies house VlogStar Ltd. went under in 2017

  • @Bendetoma

    @Bendetoma

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thomaslichtenstein Good. Well deserved.

  • @Seantendo
    @Seantendo6 жыл бұрын

    I love when Ashens does horror. It's always on that line between funny and genuinely creepy.

  • @Fl0xtpvnk

    @Fl0xtpvnk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Noseybonk... shudder

  • @psychoslick2354
    @psychoslick23546 жыл бұрын

    I followed the advice in that booklet, and I've already been told to take my life twice! Thanks Ashens!

  • @frankschneider6156

    @frankschneider6156

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you do, don't forget to make a video of it. Should give your channel a significant viewer boost. Although you'll probably not be able to monetize it.

  • @emenefer
    @emenefer6 жыл бұрын

    Those eight cars WERE really cheap, but at least they were being really *transparent* about it.

  • @SakuraAvalon

    @SakuraAvalon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don't make me turn this car around!

  • @MisterCasket

    @MisterCasket

    6 жыл бұрын

    I applaud your comment, Vezon.

  • @maplecinna3979

    @maplecinna3979

    6 жыл бұрын

    This guy clearly gets it.

  • @freezetile8588

    @freezetile8588

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ok, now you're just _driving_ me up the wall!

  • @emenefer

    @emenefer

    6 жыл бұрын

    MisterCasket why thank you

  • @adamhooper2476
    @adamhooper24766 жыл бұрын

    That extending finger is PERFECT for turning off my Fu**ing smoke alarm on the ceiling you can't bloody reach!

  • @Offensive_Username

    @Offensive_Username

    6 жыл бұрын

    *fucking

  • @lpsoldin3162

    @lpsoldin3162

    6 жыл бұрын

    My question is, why is your smoke alarm on the ceiling and not the high end of the wall that may as well be the ceiling?

  • @StormBlazePegasus

    @StormBlazePegasus

    6 жыл бұрын

    British standard that we have our smoke alarms on the ceilings . smoke rises.

  • @BlazertronGames

    @BlazertronGames

    6 жыл бұрын

    Adam Hooper why did you censor yourself, then uncensored it in a separate comment?

  • @lpsoldin3162

    @lpsoldin3162

    6 жыл бұрын

    StormBlaze Pegasus Never knew that. Makes sense at least.

  • @legoface
    @legoface6 жыл бұрын

    That masked prince William video genuinely scared the shit out of me

  • @MXOY99

    @MXOY99

    6 жыл бұрын

    I loved it so much...

  • @technopoptart

    @technopoptart

    6 жыл бұрын

    that face needs to be the official "thanks, guys..." emoji

  • @ROGUE-Two-Actual

    @ROGUE-Two-Actual

    6 жыл бұрын

    [God Save the Queen plays ominously in the background]

  • @Trexmaster12

    @Trexmaster12

    6 жыл бұрын

    Working as intended.

  • @rodrigodias9925

    @rodrigodias9925

    6 жыл бұрын

    That was the moment I upvoted the video

  • @thesecretroman
    @thesecretroman6 жыл бұрын

    You gave Poundland your email address? Madman.

  • @maxscardanelli6185

    @maxscardanelli6185

    6 жыл бұрын

    Izzy Gordon He probably gets everything from there for free now as a sponsor/endorsement.

  • @God_gundam36

    @God_gundam36

    6 жыл бұрын

    Izzy Gordon mad lad

  • @zootman7692

    @zootman7692

    6 жыл бұрын

    Max Scardanelli He said in a timeline post he was looking around at different poundlands.

  • @StalwartShinobi

    @StalwartShinobi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ashens is penpals with poundland

  • @oliverxhmll

    @oliverxhmll

    6 жыл бұрын

    Max Scardanelli who needs a sponsorship from POUNDland lmao

  • @siroreganopizzaman8310
    @siroreganopizzaman83106 жыл бұрын

    I was more excited for this then the actual wedding

  • @RetroChipette

    @RetroChipette

    6 жыл бұрын

    I live in student accommodation with no tv/radio, don't read newspapers and my only exposure to the news is tumblr and other American-heavy websites. I had NO idea there was going to be a wedding until last Friday when my friends and I walked into Poundland and was bombarded with royal tat Our conversation went a little like this: What's all this? It's the royal wedding, isn't it There's a wedding? Didn't know *5 minutes of criticising the display of shite *briefly discusses when Ashens would release a video I don't think any of us actually gave a shit about the wedding...

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sounds reasonable... but... that's kinda not funny.

  • @axelotl4181

    @axelotl4181

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tommy Deonauth's Archives ...?

  • @poiuppx
    @poiuppx6 жыл бұрын

    I love how this began as a goofy royal wedding poundshop video and suddenly became Ashen's Commentary On Good Advice And Counter-Advice For Making A KZread Channel (And Also Tiny Toy Cars).

  • @maxscardanelli6185

    @maxscardanelli6185

    6 жыл бұрын

    poiuppx Also, creepy Prince William mask video.

  • @justinadams5573
    @justinadams55736 жыл бұрын

    Ashens likes Bob Ross, my life is now complete.

  • @SERPENTBLADE

    @SERPENTBLADE

    6 жыл бұрын

    I mean...who doesn’t? The world never deserved someone as pure as Bob Ross.

  • @justinadams5573

    @justinadams5573

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ao Kuang truer words have never been spoken

  • @justinadams5573

    @justinadams5573

    6 жыл бұрын

    RJinxed I tried painting Along with Bob and he really does make it look easy he really was a painting God

  • @ZacHawkins42

    @ZacHawkins42

    6 жыл бұрын

    Watchesyousleep I'll see that Rogers and raise you one Mr. Tim from the Grand Illusions channel.

  • @CJODell12

    @CJODell12

    4 жыл бұрын

    Justin Adams What part?

  • @Yalden_
    @Yalden_6 жыл бұрын

    This is the most British title I’ve ever seen.

  • @MXOY99

    @MXOY99

    6 жыл бұрын

    Truly a work of art.

  • @geoserenity

    @geoserenity

    6 жыл бұрын

    John Danyel indeed old man, and a jolly good show too

  • @someoneman4393
    @someoneman43936 жыл бұрын

    I just checked on Amazon and found the Vlog Star book for 36$. So it must have fallen pretty far if it's in Poundland.

  • @MrJohndoakes

    @MrJohndoakes

    6 жыл бұрын

    They're out of business - Twitter stuck in 2015, website is gone.

  • @PixusPanic

    @PixusPanic

    6 жыл бұрын

    gee, i wonder why.

  • @kevinchadwick9108
    @kevinchadwick91086 жыл бұрын

    Omg it feels so long since we had a poundland special 😍

  • @virmbot

    @virmbot

    6 жыл бұрын

    Emojis are for people who are too lazy to type emoticons.

  • @virmbot

    @virmbot

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agia oh wow I'm right for once.

  • @Poki3
    @Poki36 жыл бұрын

    The first example in that Vlog Star book says "I'd love to inspire millions", and the next one reads "I'd love to achieve over 500 views". Way to stay consistent about your aspirations there.

  • @pfigor
    @pfigor6 жыл бұрын

    Can you get more british than a tea spoon with a picture of the Royal wedding?

  • @AnELK.
    @AnELK.6 жыл бұрын

    I swear I walked into poundland, and saw them, it actually terrified me with their soulless eyes

  • @blankfrankie3747

    @blankfrankie3747

    6 жыл бұрын

    But enough about the employees...

  • @AnELK.

    @AnELK.

    6 жыл бұрын

    blank frankie ahaha wow, that is actually hilarious

  • @frankschneider6156

    @frankschneider6156

    6 жыл бұрын

    The royal family works at poundland ?

  • @CheeseLord
    @CheeseLord6 жыл бұрын

    Those long barcodes are so practical yet so surreal

  • @joeynebulous816

    @joeynebulous816

    6 жыл бұрын

    Aldi do the same, it's to help the checkout people scan it faster

  • @joeynebulous816

    @joeynebulous816

    6 жыл бұрын

    Drowns In Kool Aid They're pretty rare in the UK too, most shops here use standard sized barcodes, it's just aldi and lidl that use large ones, and the odd poundland thing

  • @stigrabbid589

    @stigrabbid589

    6 жыл бұрын

    @@drownsinkoolaid4203 Aldi uses those in their US Stores too, many of their products have the bar codes on multiple sides so it doesn't matter which way the product faces when they scan it.

  • @drownsinkoolaid4203

    @drownsinkoolaid4203

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Samurai Shampoo I had no idea Aldi was even in the US lol, the more you know :D

  • @HolyKhaaaaan

    @HolyKhaaaaan

    3 жыл бұрын

    They probably come from the same dimension that Omega Mart's millllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllk comes from.

  • @BrendanBlake42
    @BrendanBlake426 жыл бұрын

    I reckon the vlogger manual followed the standard Asda > The Works > Poundland > Bin path.

  • @slopesgameroom
    @slopesgameroom6 жыл бұрын

    Cheers for the shout out my man :D

  • @2tonejoker

    @2tonejoker

    6 жыл бұрын

    Daniel Ibbertson you need a beer to celebrate that!

  • @Mo-km3tu

    @Mo-km3tu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@2tonejoker iiiuiilllll

  • @peeweesbigadventure1109

    @peeweesbigadventure1109

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mo-km3tu can't agree more

  • @Mo-km3tu

    @Mo-km3tu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@peeweesbigadventure1109 🤣🤣 i think I fell asleep and accidentally commented this

  • @Remls
    @Remls6 жыл бұрын

    The last tweet by @Vlog_Star was in December 2015.

  • @dukctape

    @dukctape

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol I checked too, they couldn't even last a year.

  • @doyleharken3477

    @doyleharken3477

    6 жыл бұрын

    Website's gone too.

  • @FateBoost

    @FateBoost

    6 жыл бұрын

    Doyle Harken Not Exactly, it’s just broken, for example removed from dns config. Probs can’t afford an IT guy to fix it.

  • @Remls

    @Remls

    6 жыл бұрын

    VideoSimple Probably don't want/need to fix it if they don't exist anymore.

  • @PoppySis

    @PoppySis

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank god.

  • @SailorMaxie
    @SailorMaxie5 жыл бұрын

    _"Behind every successful KZreadr is an IKEA bookcase."_ -Ashens, 2018

  • @shards-of-glass-man
    @shards-of-glass-man6 жыл бұрын

    When that mask appeared, I began hoping that he would wear it. Moments later, tears of joy. ...And probably fear.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele6 жыл бұрын

    *Fun fact: RE: "raspberries are blue now for some reason"* The blue raspberry flavoring we all know and love (or don't love) is actually based on a real variety of raspberry, the Whitebark Raspberry. They appear bluish in color (in comparison to most raspberries) and the flavoring is meant to imitate their specific taste. ☄ _The more you know~_ ☄

  • @maplecinna3979

    @maplecinna3979

    6 жыл бұрын

    It used to be a mix of blueberry and raspberry but they combine the names to be catchy. At least this is the truth in Western America.

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    @TommyDeonauthsArchives

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wait... it's real?

  • @WhiteLongSword7
    @WhiteLongSword76 жыл бұрын

    British royalty marrying a divorced American sounds like a reality TV show in the making.

  • @LordWoffingshire

    @LordWoffingshire

    6 жыл бұрын

    Robin it's fine with Harry because he's not going to ever become king unless somehow Charles, William and all of Williams children die before Harry does. The main reason it was a big deal when Charles did it was because he is next in line to the throne

  • @Longlius

    @Longlius

    6 жыл бұрын

    There already was a British royal who married a divorced American. He turned out to be a kind of nazi sympathizer.

  • @boredfartless4221

    @boredfartless4221

    6 жыл бұрын

    They'll be sending her back to America to lecture them on everything from global warming onwards. She's going to be their unbearable royal.

  • @killerbee2562

    @killerbee2562

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wait, wasn't harry the who dressed up as a Nazi once?

  • @Longlius

    @Longlius

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was talking about Edward VIII, who was pretty close to the nazis.

  • @MrJustapersn
    @MrJustapersn6 жыл бұрын

    Mum: What did you do at uni today? Me: I watched a 40 year old man talk for half an hour about cheap stuff

  • @julianivanov3058

    @julianivanov3058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god Ashens is 40 D:

  • @sebastianlacroix5871

    @sebastianlacroix5871

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@julianivanov3058 He's 44.

  • @Hawkster52
    @Hawkster526 жыл бұрын

    I think America's fascination with the Royal family stems from our buried desire as a culture to be embraced by the Queen's loving arms again like a dysfunctional mother/child relationship.

  • @otakunthevegan4206

    @otakunthevegan4206

    6 жыл бұрын

    We are still family do not worry, I still love you :(

  • @God_gundam36

    @God_gundam36

    6 жыл бұрын

    Otakun The vegan but does America loves you?

  • @otakunthevegan4206

    @otakunthevegan4206

    6 жыл бұрын

    your so right dave I know they do~ :3

  • @scottfirman

    @scottfirman

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hawkster52 I think you are smoking crack. I could give a flying....about the Royal family. We gave the Brits the boot for a good reason. Keep your Royalty.

  • @Hawkster52

    @Hawkster52

    6 жыл бұрын

    Awww, someone needs therapy to deal with their mother issues. :(

  • @MakoClover
    @MakoClover6 жыл бұрын

    ngl, as a kid I would of loved those little translucent cars; I did, and still do, love translucent plastic stuff, idk why

  • @KougajiCalling

    @KougajiCalling

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was always jealous of my brother's translucent purple Gameboy....

  • @Chloe4656.

    @Chloe4656.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @charisma7268

    @charisma7268

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same but i dont like the cheap translucent

  • @NamelessBody
    @NamelessBody6 жыл бұрын

    Do NOT use a spoon to depress a tounge to stop someone from choking to death. Simply tilt the head backwards and roll the person on their side, unless they are actively seizing. In that case, put some padding underneath their head and remove any dangerous objects. Do not attempt to restrain them. Observe their seizure. If this happened for the first time, or to a stranger, call emergency services. Likewise, if it looks different from usual or results in any injury, call EMS. If a person is unconscious or stopped seizing, turn them onto their side with the head tilted backwards and the chin slightly forward as described above. Monitor breathing consistently. Call EMS. If breathing either ceases or starts to sound weird, make sure the airway is visibly clear. If it is, and breathing still doesn't sound normal (slow, deep breaths with a frequency of less than 2 per 10 seconds are a classic example for agonal breathing; this is NOT sufficient), loudly call for help and immediately begin chest compressions; center of chest, push in hard and fast, roughly a third of the way in. Ribs may break, but continue and call EMS immediately. In doubt, always opt for chest compressions rather than other methods. Ribs heal. This public safety announcement was brought to you by A bored first aid educator who was triggered by the 'tounge in mouth' comment in a silly comedy video and feared it may accidentally reinforce outdated beliefs.

  • @isaacbailey3681

    @isaacbailey3681

    5 жыл бұрын

    How is there not a heart on this comment yet?!

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron Жыл бұрын

    16:43 "Tweet us! We will not respond, because we've already gone bust, probably." This aged well.

  • @alkestos
    @alkestos Жыл бұрын

    Meghan a nice lady? Well this video aged fine like a milk.

  • @DaleSrfan
    @DaleSrfan6 жыл бұрын

    I've been watching Ashens for like 4 or 5 years, and He never ceases to make me cry laughing, I don't know if I'm the only one, But his humor is just too good.

  • @atsunome
    @atsunome4 ай бұрын

    Seeing Google+ mentioned in that book was such a throwback - Truly a mark of 2015 indeed.

  • @jasmineS95
    @jasmineS956 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping he would make a Poundland special video! Especially with the royal wedding going on. Make more Ashens you're funny and cute!

  • @orangeedo
    @orangeedo6 жыл бұрын

    When we leave EU we will be allowed to create our own sad onion equillivant... there should be a national design competition for it.

  • @StandardGoose

    @StandardGoose

    6 жыл бұрын

    MrEd I thought the whole point of leaving the EU was so we didn't have to have sad onions or workplace rights and whatnot any more.

  • @orangeedo

    @orangeedo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jonathon Cowley-Thom Take your tears elsewhere

  • @UnknowableHobo

    @UnknowableHobo

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m here from the future with bad news

  • @andymadden8183

    @andymadden8183

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sad onions must live on in Britain!

  • @tomkenning5482

    @tomkenning5482

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sad lettuce

  • @PFCollectorAdam
    @PFCollectorAdam6 жыл бұрын

    I’m sure if Harry had his way it would’ve been a secret, private ceremony and all this tat could’ve been avoided!

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

    4 жыл бұрын

    this comment aged remarkably well considering Harry and Meghan have now separated from the Royal family

  • @SullySideUp

    @SullySideUp

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep aged even better now they've said they had a secret private ceremony the day before the wedding

  • @Brian1972
    @Brian19726 жыл бұрын

    Are sure that first picture was William, not Mike Jeavons?

  • @angusjtaylor7745
    @angusjtaylor77456 жыл бұрын

    I live in Australia, and my mother had a Royal Wedding viewing party, where she and her friends played “royal wedding bingo”

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine6 жыл бұрын

    How to be a VlogStar Step 1: Record yourself being a generally unlikeable person Step 2: ??? Step 3: *YOU DID IT!*

  • @maplecinna3979

    @maplecinna3979

    6 жыл бұрын

    「#1 Schemer」 I gave you a thumbs up just because of your profile pic. I love Feneko.

  • @geoserenity

    @geoserenity

    6 жыл бұрын

    「#1 Schemer」 the other way is: 1: DO THE OPPOSITE OF JAKE AND LOGAN PAUL 2: ???? 3: rake in the £1.24 ad money

  • @R04DR8G3

    @R04DR8G3

    6 жыл бұрын

    「#1 Schemer」 Step 4: Profit

  • @GiddeonFox

    @GiddeonFox

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced most vloggers form fully-grown with 5 million subscribers out of the aether whenever the universe decides a new gross scandal is needed

  • @GiddeonFox

    @GiddeonFox

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like they seem to just appear suddenly on the news from time to time, you've never heard of them but apparently they have umpteen million subscribed fans and their own videogame and wacky greeting and are also very sorry for the dead body nazi propaganda kitten killing video and hope that you can forgive them

  • @KorilD
    @KorilD6 жыл бұрын

    I have one of those phone tripods, and they're a lot more cheaply made than you'd think. Like, a LOT more.

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky.6 жыл бұрын

    I've noticed a lot less people, at least where I live are showing any real interest in this wedding compared to previous big royals getting married.

  • @KaiatoMoon

    @KaiatoMoon

    6 жыл бұрын

    I live in England, I did not even know about the royal wedding till a Canadian friend told me the day before it was happening.

  • @SERPENTBLADE

    @SERPENTBLADE

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because people have realised it’s just s bunch of boring shit. It’s 2018, who cares about Royals?

  • @michaelparker2449

    @michaelparker2449

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think the Americans are more excited about this wedding than we are.

  • @solofdragons6446

    @solofdragons6446

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm Canadian and every girl normal girl in my school were all like "oh yeah I'm going to wake up at 3 am to watch the wedding"

  • @TheRealLumpySpirit

    @TheRealLumpySpirit

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chalky I’m Canadian and me and my family could give less of a shit about the royals. Weren’t we supposed to be done with them back in the early 1900s or something like that?

  • @Ingvehetland
    @Ingvehetland6 жыл бұрын

    "it's ya boi Ashens" i'm so glad i got to experice that.

  • @RS250Squid

    @RS250Squid

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's ya boi Black Cheese Boy!

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ6 жыл бұрын

    Okay, maybe I'm just ignorant, but I have a serious question... What does the Royal Family actually do? What does the Queen actually accomplish in her day-to-day life? I hear so much about her, and the family, but it appears that they just do their own thing while an entirely separate group of people actually controls the country.

  • @jpaulc441

    @jpaulc441

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Queen lays all the eggs for the hive

  • @SERPENTBLADE

    @SERPENTBLADE

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Queen eats cucumber sandwiches...that’s about it.

  • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214

    @mr.bobcyndaquil4214

    6 жыл бұрын

    In all seriousness, the Queen has some reserve powers that come into play on occasion.

  • @KillThad

    @KillThad

    6 жыл бұрын

    JPaul C What is this, StarCraft?

  • @blobbem

    @blobbem

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mostly diplomacy. Watched a programme a few weeks ago where the Queen was chatting with David Attenborough about trees and stuff. Apparently the Royals are doing a major push for environmental conservation.

  • @michaelbianchi22
    @michaelbianchi226 жыл бұрын

    Incase your sexual partner bites? What is she a zebra or something?

  • @austinschmuck7814

    @austinschmuck7814

    6 жыл бұрын

    JC Fennec one word: "furries"

  • @Szriko

    @Szriko

    6 жыл бұрын

    +JC Fennec I dunno, I prefer my sexual partners bite-y.

  • @gajbooks

    @gajbooks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Preying mantis?

  • @frankschneider6156

    @frankschneider6156

    6 жыл бұрын

    If you get them of the street you should feed them, before starting.

  • @michaelbianchi22

    @michaelbianchi22

    6 жыл бұрын

    My step mom got bitten by a zebra at the petting zoo that got jealous because she was petting another zebra more.

  • @Ryan-xr8zv
    @Ryan-xr8zv6 жыл бұрын

    Kim Kardashian didn't serve in Afghanistan as an Apache Pilot. That would make her show more bearable to watch though.

  • @otakunthevegan4206

    @otakunthevegan4206

    6 жыл бұрын

    But she also does not go on murderous trophy hunting trips.

  • @Ryan-xr8zv

    @Ryan-xr8zv

    6 жыл бұрын

    Otakun The vegan She’s fine with wearing the skin though....

  • @otakunthevegan4206

    @otakunthevegan4206

    6 жыл бұрын

    I rather be friends with someone that eats animals but would never kill one themselves then look at the ugly evil face of a man that kills animals and defends his murderous actions. Wouldn't you agree?

  • @FieldMarshalYT

    @FieldMarshalYT

    6 жыл бұрын

    TRIGGERED VEGAN

  • @otakunthevegan4206

    @otakunthevegan4206

    6 жыл бұрын

    You lost to France. Triggered Prussian.

  • @berrypie11
    @berrypie116 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. Ashen's hopes and dreams. Cause of death: Being lied to about a tripod being included in a cheap vlogger kit.

  • @DBMONK1
    @DBMONK16 жыл бұрын

    Well, guess bed can wait another 25 minutes lol

  • @feefee221100
    @feefee2211006 жыл бұрын

    Hell yes, I’ve been waiting for this

  • @IckyNeko
    @IckyNeko6 жыл бұрын

    "Never tie your shoelace in a revolving door." Truely the best advice I have ever recieved.

  • @LeviathanRX
    @LeviathanRX6 жыл бұрын

    I rung the tat bell ages ago so now I get accosted each time a new tat video hits the presses.. lovely.

  • @Hadra568
    @Hadra5686 жыл бұрын

    "Socks stuffed with mince and brought to life by dark magic" Camilla?

  • @thethingonlycatscansee963

    @thethingonlycatscansee963

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hadra568 Ohhhh...I thought he said ‘mince’...even worse picture conjured up...

  • @Hadra568

    @Hadra568

    6 жыл бұрын

    THE THING ONLY CATS CAN SEE could be mince

  • @JohnnyParanoid
    @JohnnyParanoid6 жыл бұрын

    In America, "Poundland" is a very different type of place. Also, Salad Fingers.

  • @JohnnyParanoid

    @JohnnyParanoid

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Wankhatter That's actually all of America.

  • @rich1051414

    @rich1051414

    6 жыл бұрын

    Poundland is the bedroom. :) Next door to browntown.

  • @athenasrevenge93

    @athenasrevenge93

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's PoundTOWN, thank you very much.

  • @rich1051414

    @rich1051414

    6 жыл бұрын

    I know, it is just what springs to mind as an american hearing 'poundland' xD

  • @ZacHawkins42

    @ZacHawkins42

    6 жыл бұрын

    Justin M. If only the spoon had been rusty...

  • @luissavage4222
    @luissavage42226 жыл бұрын

    I was on the Norwich train talking to Stuart about this video and that awful spoon, was a little star struck to be honest, brilliant tat video as usual 😊

  • @AndreasVictorsson
    @AndreasVictorsson6 жыл бұрын

    Ashens, I gotta say I appreciate your input on the KZread pro-tips, taken with a grain of salt, along with the printed tips, there are some real gems in there.

  • @Pinkcatninja
    @Pinkcatninja6 жыл бұрын

    So I checked out the Vlog_Star twitter for shits and giggles. They havent updated since 2015. Amazing.

  • @JasonHalversonjaydog
    @JasonHalversonjaydog6 жыл бұрын

    that bell doesn't work either, i clicked it for a couple channels and yet i haven't been notified for a month or more of their videos. i get them in my sub feed like normal but after the first few times i don't get the bell notifications anymore. good ol youtube

  • @leoczarneckiauger652

    @leoczarneckiauger652

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jason Halverson I've had that problem and with subscribing

  • @ZimVader-0017

    @ZimVader-0017

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jason Halverson Has KZread randomly unsubscribed you to channels? I've had that happen to me a couple of times.

  • @RugnirSvenstarr

    @RugnirSvenstarr

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jason Halverson that's interesting. I have it enabled only on one channel simply because I literally get a notification on my phone every day like a text which is a bit much.

  • @BlackWolf42-
    @BlackWolf42-6 жыл бұрын

    Ashens, I've been watching you for some time now but have never seen the "studio" in which you shoot these great videos. Today, I got a glance at your workshop through a glint of light in the reflection of a spoon. I can die happy now.

  • @Freakincident
    @Freakincident6 жыл бұрын

    This is literally my favourite god damn part about the royal wedding. There’s nothing quite like the royal wedding tat, bless you for you service, Ashens.

  • @Tbal_96
    @Tbal_966 жыл бұрын

    Came for the Royal tat, Stayed for real KZread advice.

  • @NinjastarCompass
    @NinjastarCompass6 жыл бұрын

    There was only 1 volume of Vlog Star Released, and the last ever tweet they made was on December 1st, 2015

  • @rh1587

    @rh1587

    6 жыл бұрын

    Judging by the Wayback Machine, their site only existed for 1 year.

  • @NinjastarCompass

    @NinjastarCompass

    6 жыл бұрын

    that's a sign of a successful company

  • @scotty_blocks
    @scotty_blocks6 жыл бұрын

    'How long does it extend? Bloody hell, quite far actually', as the actress said to the Bishop

  • @charlottemitchell8903
    @charlottemitchell89036 жыл бұрын

    The only Royal Wedding coverage I appreciate.

  • @yesindeed5998
    @yesindeed59986 жыл бұрын

    I literally don’t know any family members or friends who gave a toss about the royal wedding, half of them had it on the TV just as something to put on in the background in anticipation of the FA cup final.

  • @unlokia

    @unlokia

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep, because grown "men" kicking an inflated pigs bladder around a patch of grass for NO REASON, is a far more worthwhile use of time, hmmmmmMMMM? ;-)

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston6 жыл бұрын

    I quit caring about Royal weddings in 1776. *[sick 'Murica electric guitar riff]*

  • @Jamal_Tyrone
    @Jamal_Tyrone6 жыл бұрын

    Odd Prince William/Salad Fingers mash-up. I love my rusty royal spoons!

  • @dariyama
    @dariyama6 жыл бұрын

    I was drinking lemonade and when you said they married socks shoved with mints, it squirted out of my nose!

  • @AroundIndiana
    @AroundIndiana6 жыл бұрын

    The Royal wedding was the greatest thing to happen in my life! Oh wait I couldn't have cared less about it my bad

  • @OdaSwifteye

    @OdaSwifteye

    6 жыл бұрын

    YOU LIED TO ME.

  • @EvilQueenofHearts

    @EvilQueenofHearts

    6 жыл бұрын

    I could've cared less since here I am watching Ashens review tat from it indicating I care at least a little.

  • @SakuraAvalon

    @SakuraAvalon

    6 жыл бұрын

    I just watch whatever crap Ashens puts up. So I guess I couldn't care less about this Wedding.

  • @AroundIndiana

    @AroundIndiana

    6 жыл бұрын

    Atsuko Kagari me too

  • @coconut5650

    @coconut5650

    6 жыл бұрын

    You care so little yet care enough to make a comment saying you dont care

  • @numbers9to0
    @numbers9to06 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to go to sleep... 100% chance that Ashens uploaded.

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard6 жыл бұрын

    Love the black and white scary bit. Nice.

  • @ZacHawkins42
    @ZacHawkins426 жыл бұрын

    Loved Warburton as the Tick. Missed opportunity to have him holding the wedding SPOOOOOON!

  • @EddieHawkinsII

    @EddieHawkinsII

    2 жыл бұрын

    But we got him beating up a coffee machine in order for it to give up the bitter black urine that men call coffee, so it’s all good.

  • @charlottestone6011
    @charlottestone60114 жыл бұрын

    14:36-14:43 Is Ashens throwing that shade at Jake and Logan Paul? Cuz I'm living for that.

  • @sophieb7309
    @sophieb73096 жыл бұрын

    This is the first big British event I've got to experience while living in the UK and my god do people love naff tat with the royal's faces on them

  • @MarekKoshinski
    @MarekKoshinski5 ай бұрын

    The “lime” racer looks based on the W163 Mercedes-Benz M-Class. The rear window is pretty much exactly the same. Yes. I have absolutely no life. 😂

  • @WeirdWonderful

    @WeirdWonderful

    2 ай бұрын

    Thanks for your dedication 🎉

  • @VelSparko
    @VelSparko6 жыл бұрын

    This channel was actually one of the few that I "rang the bell" or turned on notifications for before you mentioned it. I care about my subscriptions equally, but channels like this one are more equal than others.

  • @bigshrekhorner
    @bigshrekhorner4 жыл бұрын

    20:05 You know something is outdated as hell when it mentions Google+ as an example social media platform

  • @SmoothEmJay
    @SmoothEmJay6 жыл бұрын

    I’m a Brit and I don’t love the Royals or Kardashian. Normal people do exist. Ish.

  • @unlokia

    @unlokia

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Normal"? Oy a broch, sheesh!

  • @IsaacEilandHall
    @IsaacEilandHall6 жыл бұрын

    Someone linked to one of your other videos on reddit, and I'm glad they did. Three videos later and I'm subscribed. You have a delightful sense of humour, good writing skill, pacing.

  • @loveace2430
    @loveace24303 жыл бұрын

    14:37 - That was an amazing roast, Jesus Christ.

  • @RedMetalHead97
    @RedMetalHead974 жыл бұрын

    It may be because I’m american, but I swear to god I thought was Jared Fogle in the thumbnail

  • @Lunakitz
    @Lunakitz6 жыл бұрын

    Ah, look who's appearing in his own video via reflective surface...

  • @daniellel230
    @daniellel2303 жыл бұрын

    20:48 for some reason this absolutely sent me into orbit

  • @jenner6710
    @jenner67106 жыл бұрын

    The Black and White sketch made me cry with laughter! 😂

  • @cpt_kick_a_hoe_549
    @cpt_kick_a_hoe_5496 жыл бұрын

    Tax payers dont have to pay for a Kardashin wedding

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth55726 жыл бұрын

    Dark magic sock mint: The greatest ruler in the history of you British folk in your weird hobbitesque fantasy land, and the only one an American like me will probably remember. I am partially sarcastic, but I honestly have no clue how many royal people are still left unmarried, and I'm pretty sure that they can't get away with polygamy, so how many more royal weddings can there be?

  • @syafiqjabar

    @syafiqjabar

    6 жыл бұрын

    Any royal wedding after this will definitely be smaller, as none of them are anywhere near being heirs to the throne. I think Sarah Ferguson's daughter Eugenie is next, and I don't think people actually see her as being someone as big as Harry or William.

  • @librarianseth5572

    @librarianseth5572

    3 жыл бұрын

    @McFlickers You mean the Native Americans? Also, I have TOAST nearly every morning, thank you kindly

  • @BananaFingurs
    @BananaFingurs6 жыл бұрын

    Funny fact the Royal wedding for William was the first Ashens video I ever watched, I saw one of my subbed channels liked it and I decided to watch it on a whim.

  • @Esteeopolis
    @Esteeopolis6 жыл бұрын

    Impeccable craftsmanship.

  • @cptlorkel1556
    @cptlorkel15566 жыл бұрын

    It's kinda funny how royal weddings are such a huge topic in britain but in america i just now learned that the queen has family members and isn't a magical old lady who lives in a giant castle inside of big ben edit: i don't know why i was ashamed of this

  • @PiousMoltar

    @PiousMoltar

    6 жыл бұрын

    Joke? I didn't see a joke. Anyway I thought Americans were more interested in our royal family than we are.

  • @DarknessViper99

    @DarknessViper99

    6 жыл бұрын

    PiousMoltar They really are trying to push the hype though, from the news media on 24/7 coverage on it to even Disney Channel encouraging their viewers to keep up on it. Hate it.

  • @cptlorkel1556

    @cptlorkel1556

    6 жыл бұрын

    if i were getting married i'd fucking hate to have it on disney channel

  • @syafiqjabar

    @syafiqjabar

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the royal family is actually pretty famous in America especially after Diana.

  • @spooky6703

    @spooky6703

    6 жыл бұрын

    I want my wedding aired live on Disney, see the reactions when the Goofy strippers come in. Yes, at the wedding.

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum6 жыл бұрын

    This again? I thought we learned from last time- I guess that means someone is buying these. Oh Wait- LOL

  • @komradebigtex1871
    @komradebigtex18716 жыл бұрын

    Man I forgot how much I love this channel

  • @MegaWayneD
    @MegaWayneD6 жыл бұрын

    The Works actually sell a version of that rubber hand but as a fist! It seems to be asking for a trip to A&E because it's not very well attached to the extender either...

  • @ZimVader-0017
    @ZimVader-00176 жыл бұрын

    Questions from someone who is not British: What's the obsession with the Royal Family masks? Why is that a thing, why do people buy them, why do people MAKE them? Am I missing something? Seriously, it's kinda creepy. Imagine walking down the street and seeing a bunch of people wearing masks of your face. Bonus nightmares if it's as low resolution and crappy as poor William's mask.

  • @frankschneider6156

    @frankschneider6156

    6 жыл бұрын

    Like Ashens said, they are great people intending to rob banks. If you find this idea to be weird, just watch the movie Point break (the original, not the remake).

  • @MrDalekJD
    @MrDalekJD6 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @RockyRailroadProductions_B0SS
    @RockyRailroadProductions_B0SS6 жыл бұрын

    I was expecting an Ashens video immediately after seeing some Royal Wedding junk here in America at a store. Good on you.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause6 жыл бұрын

    That time machine quip just made me go "Don't drink and drive".

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid3 жыл бұрын

    "There is the lady Meghan who I don't anything about, but she seems quite nice, so good for her". Damn, this video aged poorly! XD

  • @cmdfarsight

    @cmdfarsight

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking that exact same thing lol

  • @alkestos

    @alkestos

    Жыл бұрын

    Yuuup. Turned out to be a hateful witch after all. And the queen died. Life sucks.

  • @hamsterama
    @hamsterama6 жыл бұрын

    The royal wedding has also been all over the US media. I thought we had the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago so we didn't have to deal with the royal family.

  • @LordWoffingshire

    @LordWoffingshire

    6 жыл бұрын

    hamsterama it was more to do with not getting representation in parliament than it was having a dislike of living under monarchy.

  • @isladurrant7895

    @isladurrant7895

    5 жыл бұрын

    We got rid of them once ...

  • @ross1633
    @ross16336 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause the video at the "I have your wedding spoooon!" bit I was laughing so much.

  • @aliencatcrew3336
    @aliencatcrew33366 жыл бұрын

    That black and white part of the video was awsome and at the same time creepy cool man cool

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