Isn't it nice when you watch one youtuber for 5 years and literally nothing changes, ashens welcomes in Christmas for me.

@laneatkinson6441

6 жыл бұрын

Going Off Topic I love his consistency. Something to look forward to every holiday 💖

@Farming_weeds

6 жыл бұрын

Same it's not Christmas till Stuart eats some greatly out of date treat's

@23Scadu

6 жыл бұрын

Ashens is a solid rock in times of uncertainty.

@EvilSeaCucumber

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed, it's thoroughly comforting

@Ventiglondalator

6 жыл бұрын

Once you reach max level you stop leveling up

"RRY CH" EVERYBODY

@Jayfive276

6 жыл бұрын

Izzy Gordon and “PPY NE” to you also.

@TheDoublePlays

6 жыл бұрын

Izzy Gordon you too

@DoctorBastard

6 жыл бұрын

Appi burfdai...

@Gasoline85

6 жыл бұрын

RRY CH to you too

@abirobins608

6 жыл бұрын

"RRY CH" for the staaars

"This probably isn't edible" "Eats it 30 seconds later" The Ashens way

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, as if the foil coming off would stop him when he's eaten 30-40 year old things.

@Tulanir1

6 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the classic Ashens quote: "Eats it 30 seconds later" indeed.

@OctagonCookies

6 жыл бұрын

Think you don't know how quotes work.

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

Tulanir1 "I'm not going to eat this hideously expired thing obviously" 30 seconds later "okay I'm going to just try a tiny little bit"

@PsylomeAlpha

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, the couch itself is probably more toxic than the chocolate

You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for RRYCH

@smb-c3po

6 жыл бұрын

The elf on the shelf is watching you, be careful of all that you do. (Get it? 'Cause the elf on the shelf seems like a creepy pervert.)

@andhieyusuf7008

6 жыл бұрын

RRYCH on the SYTTH

@adamchmielewski6162

4 жыл бұрын

RRY CH on the couch

@AmmonomiC4T

Жыл бұрын

Ashens proceeds to get russian mode on 😂😂😂

Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.

@SSBBPOKEFAN

6 жыл бұрын

It's probably just a collection of those "naughty elf on the shelf" pics you see on Facebook. Just more disappointment for you.

@LookAlikeFilm

7 ай бұрын

just wait for years later when that domain name gets re-registered as an actual p*rn site and some kids find that web address…

FINALLY! it's not christmas til the ashens christmas special drops!

I always love how Stuart punches any hollow chocolate treats just like Gordon Ramsay does to a raw piece of salmon.

The music from that novelty tie will haunt my dreams

I feel like the chocolate santa is going to offer me a deal to become a magical girl

@_Piers_

6 жыл бұрын

... whether you like it or not!

@angrybidoof847

6 жыл бұрын

Spaghetti-Spider become meguca

@angrybidoof847

6 жыл бұрын

po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls. It's very dark

Year after year Poundland manages to deliver exquisite tat. Sterling work...

it's begining to look like rry ch

@aosticks

6 жыл бұрын

Dicaprio Delorean it is hahaha

@DoctorNemmo

3 жыл бұрын

All I want for rry ch is o

Someone make a gif of just Ashens punching the chocolate Santa

@garym0630

6 жыл бұрын

Done!

@omgiTzkitteh

3 жыл бұрын

@@garym0630 send me it

That chocolate looked like that glowing alien Homer saw in the woods on that episode of the Simpsons, that ended up being Mr. Burns...

@AtheistOrphan

6 жыл бұрын

- SlickLilAshley - ‘I bring you peeeeeeace’.

@SNC2319

6 жыл бұрын

Don’t be afraid.

@kattiestoneman1059

6 жыл бұрын

It really did 😂😂

@jenniferdunstan5065

3 жыл бұрын

Bro it do

@EddieHawkinsII

2 жыл бұрын

“YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Jumps to dot the exclamation point)

That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.

Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.

@SNC2319

6 жыл бұрын

Yahhhhh!

@IanC14

6 жыл бұрын

The Springfield Files, great episode

@jamisonfawkes3843

6 жыл бұрын

Turnip Head You're right, I do know the one.

@kattiestoneman1059

6 жыл бұрын

I was terrified of that episode as a kid 😂

Pretty sure the chocolate santa, was once a Halloween ghost, which had its foil removed and replaced with santa 🎅

me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol

@Zulf85

6 жыл бұрын

Sophie Kelly I think I need to get one now

@bentramer682

3 жыл бұрын

I would keep that up year round

🎶Snow is falling, all around me, children playing, having fun, Tis' the season of love and understanding, RRY CH everyone! 🎶

Rrych, and 2motech. The Christmas season gods of the Chthonic mythos.

"Can be eaten by reindeer or children!" Because you know, they're almost the same thing......

@spanner5686

6 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen a difference. Once I thought I saw Rudolph but it was just a kid with a cold.

Disclaimer on back of reindeer treats: "May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children." Merry Christmas, parents! Lol

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.

@Lunakitz

6 жыл бұрын

Wow! Thank you, no such warnings here in the USA (maybe why we are all such messes!) Lol

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues. However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.

@Lunakitz

6 жыл бұрын

I suppose it makes some kind of sense when a product is full of total amounts of crap for the producer to have some kind of self-saving disclaimer?

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, yeah, definitely. It's just strange that it's something I've never really seen elsewhere.

I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.

@jenniferdunstan5065

2 жыл бұрын

It’s fine ashen loves out of date food he has a whole thing of eating out of date food

hearing ashen laugh the way he did with the door is my favorite thing thats happened all week

@morganfreeman2102

6 жыл бұрын

R1GHTS1DE nothing will beat that violin video

@calliecalamari6674

3 жыл бұрын

adachi

@R1GHTS1DE

3 жыл бұрын

dante

@calliecalamari6674

3 жыл бұрын

@@R1GHTS1DE how's the kids

@stonemanguitars

11 ай бұрын

@@morganfreeman2102 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile

its a ghost coved in Santa foil

@SamanthaPortUkulele

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's definitely Voldemort.

@kiddtekno4382

6 жыл бұрын

o w o

@dereksmith9332

6 жыл бұрын

it looks more like a kkk member

@GreatSageSunWukong

6 жыл бұрын

Its a alien, poundland has branches in alfa centuri now, saves money on production, its almost Human near enough

@grassmaskdevotee3375

6 жыл бұрын

It is the spirit of Christmas!

that dying santa tie should be the intro to your christmas videos

'Snow Girl' is one of my favourite animated films - right up there with 'Playthings Cowboy Adventure' and 'Beautiful Woman & Animal'.

I never get tired of that brown sofa... :)

I want those socks cause they are indeed meta.

The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.

@SailorMaxie

4 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone bothered to turn this into a copypasta

Seeing Ashens deck a chocolate Santa is more satisfying to watch than it probably should be.

Chocolate looks like a child's drawing inside the foil. That face contains nightmares, eat cautiously.

@nahima

6 жыл бұрын

Its Caillou!

the intro music is so jolly and nice. :)

@MatrixPanda

6 жыл бұрын

henlo-ho-ho

@DARKMATTER101YOLO

6 жыл бұрын

detonate

Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year. Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.

"A filthy boy has layed his eggs in here" my new favorite thing ever

“Does the hat come off?” *RRRIP* “Yeah.”

Ashens doesn't realize the destructive potential of a flail made from useless Christmas socks filled with sharp rocks.

rrych sounds like a designer clothes line, if I ever make one I'm using that name

@HoratioAccel

6 жыл бұрын

Ainsley Harriott VEVO pronounced "riche"... I can see that being a high fashion house

@palpatinevevo9773

6 жыл бұрын

CapnHMCrunch 5 years from now it will be a well known name

@AtheistOrphan

6 жыл бұрын

Ainsley Harriott VEVO - Cloths? As in cleaning cloths?

@palpatinevevo9773

6 жыл бұрын

Atheist Orphan oops, i missed the E

@MooSaidChicken

6 жыл бұрын

Ye hee boaii

Rry ch everyone!

When I think of "Elves Behaving Badly," I thought of the Elves... well, you know...

I like how the necktie battery dies right there on the spot.

This year's chocolate santa is a suspicious looking bishop. Can you feel the Christmas spirit? I know the child can.

Nothing says Christmas than an Ashens Christmas special

Have a good 'en, Stu.

"Fuckin door dont open" best line

Ashens, the door is sealed by MAGIC.

Is Rrych the brother of Slepp?

@novaiscool1

6 жыл бұрын

Rrych is clearly the sister of Slepp, she wants you teeth.

@MrCaptainStuff

6 жыл бұрын

Didn’t they make Srar Wals?

@turnbull832

6 жыл бұрын

Some lucky kids may get their bones back for Christmas. Only to give them back after.

@obeseperson

6 жыл бұрын

you mad bro

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

2 жыл бұрын

AND GIFT RRYCH THE TOTEM YOUR SKIN!

A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.

Wahey! Look forward to this day every year

Yes all year of waiting

Looks like they replaced Santa with the Michelin man. I hope someone gets that

@cherrycola1144

6 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t Michelin man make my tires

@morganfreeman2102

6 жыл бұрын

Cherrycola 3000 pretty sure Santa does that

Time for my favourite Christmas tradition!

Oohh, Ashens. My favourite videos from you are the tat-filled ones!

5:16 Me when I try to pull a door that says "Push"

I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D

I only know it is Christmas because of this video every year.

ashens are one of my favorite youtubers. 2021, and still hans't changed one bit

Stuart come on, it’s 1 o clock in the bloody morning. I’m trying to sleep!

@aidandonnelly3022

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Richards Uk I'd imagine hahahah

@palpatinevevo9773

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, why did he upload so late

@Toastybees

6 жыл бұрын

Ainsley Harriott VEVO his main audience is American and this is prime viewing time for them.

@Semaze

6 жыл бұрын

Cameron Richards what time does he call this?

@palpatinevevo9773

6 жыл бұрын

Big Surge true, but surely he would be asleep. yet again, I'm awake at the same time in the same place so I guess I can't really say that

MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO HAS BEEN THE CENTREPIECE OF CHRISTMAS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS !! HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIS GOOD NAME

@ChristopherSobieniak

6 жыл бұрын

Ashens doesn't like fiber!

I remember in elementary school craft time we made "magic reindeer food" from rolled oats and glitter, and were told to scatter it on our front lawn Christmas Eve. Certainly a lot more fun than crap hard candies

@GCAbleism158

7 ай бұрын

The bird shit would have had some extra sparkle the day after that.

Elves having big ears go back way more than 600 years. They're mentioned in the Mabinogion as having pointy ears around 2000 years ago.

Ashens back at it again with the wholesome content

Who does Ashens always flash on the screen? the bald guy with the beard? I feel like im missing a joke everytime he does it.

@brianartillery

3 жыл бұрын

It's the great Mentski. Buy a t-shirt.

I shall never be able to hear "Jingle Bells" again without collapsing with laughter thinking of that stupid tie. And elf doors only open for the true believer!

That baby elf doll was actually adorable... cheap, but adorable!

Already looking forward to Easter special

@aceisking

6 жыл бұрын

George Sampson and Valentine's special

Who the hell would buy that usb cable?

@tncorgi92

6 жыл бұрын

Dr.PanCakes Big Clive would, if for no other reason than to wire it to the mains and make it explode.

@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39

6 жыл бұрын

Your profile makes this comment so good

@Alex-zf9il

6 жыл бұрын

someone as unstable as lapis lazuli would

@SakosTechSpot

6 жыл бұрын

Paul Drake depends how much he's drank. Sober Clive would probably make it into a more useful light or string several together.

@gaynerdsfighting

6 жыл бұрын

Dr.PanCakes Me

2:47 - You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for Babby in a Baggy.

Ashens got me the only thing I really wanted for Christmas.... Scenic views of that beautiful sofa ! Keep it up my boy!

RRYCH EVERYONE

@MathewHaswell

6 жыл бұрын

MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS!

@kimvibk9242

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, you too, and a PPYNE!

Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..

@aaronkordish7948

6 жыл бұрын

It is a fellow KZreadr named Mentski.

@NovaNixEternalFlame

6 жыл бұрын

Wait, is not Big Clive?

@aaronkordish7948

6 жыл бұрын

It's Mentski, it has always been Mentski. They do look a lot like each other, though.

' each Christmas we have brings you closer to your death.' I fucking love British humor, its my favourite type of dark humor.

I don't know why, but I found Ashens punching the chocolate Santa fucking hilarious

The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...

Why must he always punch chocolate?

@bonnibaby

6 жыл бұрын

elin111 To assert dominance

@OdaSwifteye

6 жыл бұрын

That's all it's good for.

@theaether3124

6 жыл бұрын

To test for grass masks

@ourDreamcatcher

6 жыл бұрын

do you not?

@tncorgi92

5 жыл бұрын

"Punching Chocolate" sounds like a horrible euphemism.

I love his realization that, and I quote "the door dont open"

I don't know why but I laugh so hard when you punch the chocolate

I'd buy mr Hankey the Christmas poo song over most of the Christmas songs that are played Constantly

I so waited for this one :D

I'm glad this up I look forward to this and the Doctor who Christmas special every year .

That Santa was horrifying once the veil was stripped away.... Merry Christmas, Ashens!

Get on down to real fake doors!

@ZOOLSnes

6 жыл бұрын

Erica I get that reference \o/ yay

Thank you now Christmas has started

This is my favorite Christmas tradition 💖 I look forward to your holiday specials every year!

Thank you Ashens, you are the first KZreadr I have seen this year who has even bothered to celebrate RRY CH.

That chocolate santa omg

@ARTSIEBECCA

6 жыл бұрын

Shane Kneeshaw 😱😱😱😱

A chocolate wiseman Cailou?

"Bleedin' Elf, innit." Poundland would be the only retailers I'd trust to produce a toy elf that bleeds profusely from EVERY orifice, when squeezed. It's not Christmas without one. Elf on the shelf. You're allowed three shots at him with a .45 pistol. If you can't hit it, you have to take the bastard home with you.

Elf doors are so popular this year. I've seen people make their own, completed with tiny decks and even stickers to make it look like the door opens to an actual elf house.

rry ch, Stuart!

YAY! Christmas tat!!😄

Chocolate worm Santa had me rolling. What the fudge is that?? Lel

When I was a kid reindeer food was just glitter and dry oatmeal mixed in a bowl and tossed in the snow. Simple and fun for kids to make.

Merry Shitsmas

@alpacasaurus3856

6 жыл бұрын

Merry Crisis

I have aid. Yes. Aid. Not aids. Aid. That's only one of them. Not many.

My dream is to one day be in the Chapelfield Poundland and bump into Stuart with a mountain of stuff and he'll go "Hellooo" like in the intros.

That chocolate Santa is made with a generic Dutch Santa/Sinterklaas mold they also use for easter bunnies.

*peels off foil* OwO what's this?

When you started the tie thing my power started to fail DAMN YOU STUART!

Nothing like sitting by the fireplace, sippin' a good hot coacoa, and watching ashens suffer for his viewers by eating Santa themed chocolate.

I hope Stuart punching chocolate never goes away. It makes me so happy.