can't believe it's been 50 years since Ashen's last coronation special.

@SentienToast

Жыл бұрын

70 years! Time sure does fly.

@lemolea9571

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be suprised

@torquetheprisoner

Жыл бұрын

​@@SentienToast lets just round it of to 100 years

@paulie6446

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for his next one

@Psyantic1196

Жыл бұрын

Judging by how old the current asshole is, you won’t have to wait long for the next!

"Designed in the UK, made in India... like much of the royal family, actually" That got me good

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know Meghan Markle was a Bollywoo Actress...

@Gloamy17

Жыл бұрын

​@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Bollywoo 😂

@kyleflounder9783

Жыл бұрын

I almost spat my drink, that was a good one 😂😂

@Deborah-so8mv

3 ай бұрын

You mean Germany.

I can't wait for 75 year old Stuart to be making a video about Charles III coronation biscuit tins and wretching from the mold.

@penfold7800

Жыл бұрын

Theres the Silver Jubilee to look forward to.

@rebeccafishlock226

Жыл бұрын

Bold of you to think ole charlie will last that long!

@HHog

Жыл бұрын

@@rebeccafishlock226 Charles probably won't, but the biscuit tins made in his honor will surely outlast him.

@ericpode6095

Жыл бұрын

If he's anything like a predecessor he'll end up getting his head chopped off (Charly, not Ashens)......

@TechBaffle

Жыл бұрын

There might be a biscuit tin from Queen Elizabeth II's coronation. I'm sure the biscuits would be just as great as they were in 2nd June 1953 😂

I want a heavy hat.

@Mick_92

Жыл бұрын

What about heavy headphones?

@michaelz7683

Жыл бұрын

Hi wade

@MAGMA_STARZZ

Жыл бұрын

It pleases me knowing you're an Ashens enjoyer

@cobalttj6356

Жыл бұрын

Just put Frank on your head mate, she's a chonkster

@trentonjacobs

Жыл бұрын

@DankPods great to see you here, m8. Here I am, an Alaskan, replying to a 'Strayan, replying to a Brit, who is responding to the ridiculous tat related to a coronation that literally doesn't affect me in any way. Truly a global affair.

Can't wait for Ashen's girlfriend to hide the lifesize Charles in random places to scare him

@Okurka.

Жыл бұрын

Girlfriend? It's about time he marries her.

@frankiefranklin9761

Жыл бұрын

We did this in my last house share with a cardboard Danny DeVito.

@cloud663

Жыл бұрын

My parents and I do this with a LifeSize cut out of The Rock too, visitors never see it comjng

@rebmcr

Жыл бұрын

It's not lifesize, it's kingsize.

@Mick_92

Жыл бұрын

Gotta say, Stuart has a pretty nice bathroom.

It is a damn shame there is not a box of inflatable crowns.

@steviecooper8206

Жыл бұрын

*fucking inflatable fucking crowns

@broskibroskichad5954

Жыл бұрын

The one time they could have been relevant

@LookAlikeFilm

Жыл бұрын

No coronation crackers either 😔

@VelvetTeacake

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that too

@larrymantic2635

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if it was photoshopped on the king

I sleep soundly at night, knowing Stuart has a life-size standee of Charles hanging around for comedy purposes. I can't wait for the sitcom.

@Matsonius

Жыл бұрын

Stuart and Charles, the hit new comedy show now available nowhere

@amandanw

Жыл бұрын

I hope it turns up in more videos. I laughed aloud when I saw it in the tub with the moustache! 😆

@23Scadu

Жыл бұрын

I hope it's still wearing the slightly smaller Charles mask.

@mothturtle7897

Жыл бұрын

He can meet up with Barry's life size Queen cut out.

@anndownsouth5070

Жыл бұрын

@@mothturtle7897 Does Barry still have the Queen cut out? Or did he give it away on patron?

They should release mini cut-outs of Prince Andrew to discourage trick or treaters at halloween

Fucking inheritable fucking crown.

@YTDeepshock

Жыл бұрын

Top tier comment this.

@EmeraldHill-vo1cs

Жыл бұрын

Episode 2 is Camilla finds him at the bottom of the stairs.

“Is it a hat? Is it a scrotum?!” is definitely a sentence I’ll be using from now on

@tncorgi92

Жыл бұрын

How about a scrotum hat?

@trabantfreak2370

Жыл бұрын

thats great it also sounds like the title to some weird gameshow "wellcome back to tonights episode of is it a hat or is it a scrotum" cue posh whizbang music and logo animation.

@incredibleflameboy

Жыл бұрын

I'll get Bradley Walsh on the phone in the morning. This seems like a show that only he could host.

@trabantfreak2370

Жыл бұрын

@@incredibleflameboy After seeing a few clips of this Bradley guy i thinks he fits the bill perfectly. He sounds a bit like an annoying twat kind of like our own Bubber as he is colloquial known. Who started hosting some childrens TV programes but over the years has hosted many other more or less forgeteble programes.

@igorszamaszow171

Жыл бұрын

It depends on which way the heart is

I'm sure "staunch environmentalist" King Charles III is just thrilled about all of this junk produced to celebrate his coronation.

@EightThreeEight

Жыл бұрын

Well, he didn't exactly have any input on it. And to be fair, most of the cardboard stuff can be recycled.

@KnightspaceORG

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, he'll just take some sugar pills to relieve the headache

@turokforever007

Жыл бұрын

He wants us dead to save the planet. Also, did you know his father wanted his ashes put into the next virus. Look it up fun reading for all

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

Calling him an environmentalist is like calling King Herod nice to children.

@Magmafrost13

Жыл бұрын

@@EightThreeEight Im sure if he made a public statement saying "hey, cool it with the tat", it'd make a non-negligible impact on the amount of tat produced and purchased for his coronation

Might I propose that Ashens now be formally honoured as “King of Tat” and entitled to wear the inflatable crown of that office.

@BrokenCircus

Жыл бұрын

He'll have to fight the King of Plasticine for it

@adamkieffer6827

Жыл бұрын

Only as long as there is an appropriate amount of tat at his coronation. As he is “King of Tat” his coronation would, one imagines, require far more tat than that of King Charles’ coronation. Also, his throne must be made of the same material as the sofa his videos are made on. Furthermore he cannot actually sit upon the throne, but his videos must now be made with him behind a camera opening tat on the worn cushions of the throne.

The cut between the life-size Charles back to the smaller one made it look like you had an enormous sofa.

@BionicleLegoEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

I wasn't looking at the screen for 5 seconds and saw it, shit jumpscared me

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

LOL.

@jacoblawson1022

Жыл бұрын

@@BionicleLegoEnjoyer never thought I'd see an ashens sofa jump scare, I love it

@TC-th1ey

Жыл бұрын

Who's this "Charles" you mention? I only know of King Derick.

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

@@TC-th1ey The XIV?

I had a tragic but funny vision of a British kid spending five months eagerly awaiting the day he attends King Charles' coronation, spending his stashed allowance on Charles stuff, only for his dad to say "Sorry son. The boss called me into work today. I'm sure you'll enjoy it just as much on the telly." He tears down his King Charles poster, crumples up his Burger King crown his American pen pal sent him & starts setting fire to his King Charles cardboard standee in his backyard.

@KoopaMedia64

Жыл бұрын

This makes me want to see Ashens set his Charles III standee on fire

@sirsnausages2164

Жыл бұрын

​@@KoopaMedia64pretty sure that would be a crime

@ericbarlow6772

9 ай бұрын

@@sirsnausages2164not in the US. Burning an effigy is our national pastime.

4:36 That's clearly a Jamiroquai hat, truly these stores have their fingers on the pulse of pop culture.

@catalyst772

Жыл бұрын

WEATHER REPORT

@HO-bndk

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was the Diddy Men.

@clyne8835

Жыл бұрын

DANCING. WALKING. REARRANGING FURNITURE.

@jenniferdunstan5065

Жыл бұрын

And It's a wonder men can eat at all things are big that should be small who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us and I'm giving all my love to this world only to be told i can't see i can't breathe

This is the ONLY thing I've watched related to the coronation. You are honoured sir 😂

@Elwaves2925

Жыл бұрын

Yep, me too.

@aliceheatherlogan

Жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@Corgipon

11 ай бұрын

Same I honestly don’t really like Charles that much so I didn’t care about watching the coronation

You could always give the Lifesize standup to Barry for his new kitchen lol

@samsanimationcorner3820

Жыл бұрын

He absolutely should. Or use it for Home Alone purposes of making it seem like someone's home when they're not.

@friend_xtra

Жыл бұрын

i don't know. i'd prefer to see Mr. Bean in his videos. more people love Rowan Atkinson anyway lol.

@RoscoNutting

Жыл бұрын

need to replace Lizzy now shes gone

The Lack of Gonk King is so tragic, show us the Gonk King Poundland!

@Caldella

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a coronation Gonk wearing a tiny King Charles paper mask!

They missed a trick with the Charles mug, they could’ve made a double handed mug with his ears as handles.

“designed in the uk made in india. ...much like the royal family.” 💀💀 my man ashens never misses

As long as it gets Ashens to drop a video, that's fine by me.

@danniantagonist

Жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaamen!

@BionicleLegoEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Ye🥶🥶

@SteeleGolem

Жыл бұрын

This alone justifies the monarchy.

@Elwaves2925

Жыл бұрын

This is the one and only thing I will watch that's related to Chucky's bore-a-nation.

I like how they modelled the mug handle on his ears.

@kawaiilotus

Жыл бұрын

Underated comment

His & Hers masks and coronation capes. Perfect for any cookout and/or swinger's party!

@favoritemustard3542

Жыл бұрын

...& you can turn that cape around as a bib!

@mgthestrange9098

Жыл бұрын

Or a very low budget British remake of Eyes Wide Shut.

@deborahparrott3733

Жыл бұрын

I think half of the masks may have been Camilla?

@j.k.wheeler4899

Жыл бұрын

@@deborahparrott3733 That was my guess too.

@stevemayandleilaroehead870

Жыл бұрын

All the static from the plastic could give an extra thrill in a party... Lol

I've got a sudden urge to drive up to Boston and chuck some tea into the harbor.

@raydenmorris5220

Жыл бұрын

I'll join you, it'll be fun.

@EmeraldHill-vo1cs

Жыл бұрын

Get some home brand tea-bags its cheaper.

@MattTheKnife-

Жыл бұрын

It's a 28 hour trip from TX but I'm in

@asteroidrules

Жыл бұрын

Michigan here, I'm in.

At least some of it can be reused for Eurovision decor next week lol 😂

"Designed in the UK, made in India, much like much of the royal family, actually". I very nearly choked on my drink. 😂

@23Scadu

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention most of their wealth.

@cicalinarrot

Жыл бұрын

I came for the anti-monarchy jabs, I wasn't disappointed.

@ℑ𝔫𝔤𝔞𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢

5 ай бұрын

​@@23Scaduownage

I'm sure Barry could use the life sized king somewhere, after all, he used Queenie for long enough. It's very easy to get confused with the numbers - the previous two Charles have only been dead for 300-400 years. But hey, they where from the House of Stuart and now King Charles III is in the House of Stuart. And sometimes in the Bath of Stuart.

I do appreciate the likelihood that Ashens will still be around to do a 2nd Coronation tat special.

I love the fact we're celebrating a soap so much. Such a british thing to do.

@Elwaves2925

Жыл бұрын

Your comment is streets ahead of anything in the actual coronation.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

Жыл бұрын

I'm more of an Itadaki Street guy.

I used to have this joke that the Queen Mum was only staying alive to spite Chuck. "oh, no, I'm going to live forever you little prat! Bite him, my tiny Corgi Army! Bite!!!"

@tncorgi92

Ай бұрын

I would pay good money for a coronation mask that was just a Corgi face with a crown Photoshopped on it.

"Didn't actually want a life-sized standee of the king" That'll be a treason charge, Stu.

Nice of you to let the king stay at your place. Hope ya have an appropriate bed for him.

@MattTheKnife-

Жыл бұрын

The official King Charles III coronation bed doesn't drop until next month though

@runedeadthA

Жыл бұрын

Looks like he might be a bit too big for the bin sadly

the king having all of those medals is the equivalent of a discord mod having every role in the server

@sglenny001

Жыл бұрын

Haha that's the best thing hehe

@frostedbutts4340

9 ай бұрын

Just like a discord mod I wouldn't trust royals around kids.

If the mug is anything like the one I picked up off a bootsale once, the dishwasher will wash the picture off within a few washes, despite the label.

Genuinely more interested in Ashens' bus in pothole story than the coronation.

@luelou8464

Жыл бұрын

It was a sinkhole caused by a medieval chalk mine collapsing.

@LadyBrightcynder

Жыл бұрын

@@luelou8464 Holy shit

@luelou8464

Жыл бұрын

@@LadyBrightcynder Yeah, the pictures are pretty surreal.

Elizabeth always looked crisp and neatly dressed. No matter how much Charles pays for his suits he looks like a homeless truck driver. Give the standee to Barry Lewis; he'll find a place for it.

@clyne8835

Жыл бұрын

Fella looks like he's waiting for a steak bake in gregg's

Looking forward to Cardboard Chuck being a reoccurring character

As a English person who has never felt less proud to be british after the rich man gets a fancy hat party this weekend, i’m glad to say at least Ashens makes me glad to be British.

That life size cutout needs to appear in all future videos.

I like to imagine that, should Stuart take to the streets in his coronation vampire outfit, the people would be so bewildered and awestruck by his sheer aura of coronationitude that they decide to crown him instead of Charles

Blue Ribands still exist. They aren't too bad either, last time I checked. Also, this would've been the perfect opportunity for someone to sell an inflatable crown.

@torquetheprisoner

Жыл бұрын

the dark chocolate ones are nice if you like dark chocolate

@incredibleflameboy

Жыл бұрын

If I only had 3 inflatable crowns... Oh wait, I do!

@penfold7800

Жыл бұрын

Or inflatable spock ears.

@markchawner1586

Жыл бұрын

Hey ! Don't ever knock the Mighty BR !!!! I bought some yesterday ! Absolutely spiffing with a Cup of Coffee ☕ 😂

@amandanw

Жыл бұрын

He reviewed one on his "Japanese Kit Kats" video in 2015. Before that video, I had heard of them only in the alphabet-diet scene on My Mad Fat Diary.

He's so British that when he sees a brown drink he does not think of coffee

The love and respect for our non elected jug eared gonk shown on this video is truly heartwarming. Fun fact: any royal merchandise is classed as 'tat', due to George I, who spoke no English, being German, signing a load of documents without reading them. One pertained to royal merchandise being called 'tat', and his signature meant that, instead of the term 'tat' being banned, the King actually endorsed it. And so, forevermore, Royal Merchandise = Tat.

If you think about it, no matter what the Crown represents, the object itself is still just a fancy hat.

BARRY NEEDS A LIFE SIZED KING!!! He used the queen (god rest her) for a long time in his videos!

@garethgibson6508

Жыл бұрын

That was my first thought as well!

@forteandblues

Жыл бұрын

@@garethgibson6508 I miss barshens

Literally saw the corrination, thought about the Lizzies in a box chant, smiled then wondered what Ashen is doing.

@ciderbandit2909

Жыл бұрын

Thank you reminding me of the Lizzie boxchant, it reenergised my tedious wait for my supermarket delivery

@clyne8835

Жыл бұрын

There's a video going round of celtic FC fans chanting "you can shove the coronation up your arse"

@KirbyMario12345_939

Жыл бұрын

Corrination is what happens when a Fire Emblem character takes over the country.

Imagine waking up and seeing the life size cutout of charles looking at you, or returning from work and realizing that cutout is gone

I'm Irish so couldn't give a continental shite about the coronation, but I'm here for the entertainment value. And you never disappoint, Stuart.

@penfold7800

Жыл бұрын

I think that wierd bag thing that Ashens couldnt work out is an attempt at saying HR loves the Irish, as it looks like the Guiness Hat shape we see on St Patricks Day. Tearing a country apart and stealing everything of any value isnt 'love' though.

@MattTheKnife-

Жыл бұрын

@@penfold7800 The scrotum hat is just a poorly made silhouette of the crown, minus the part on top

@stanleypines1026

Жыл бұрын

@@penfold7800 What did they steal?

@Matt-md5yt

Жыл бұрын

same here as a Yank lol

@BloominFleury29

Жыл бұрын

Im northern Irish and you just can’t win up here

I've been waiting 70 years for this!

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

70 dog years?

Time to watch another ashens video, watching him since i was a kid, im now in my mid 20s, and i still watch him.

@Luweepoo

Жыл бұрын

Me too, it’s so nostalgic to me

@seanmcbay

Жыл бұрын

He’s definitely one of the first channels I subscribed to along with the AVGN.

@aldumgames

Жыл бұрын

@@Luweepoo yep

Finally, a day where we get to celebrate starscream’s brief time as leader until his untimely death, at the hands of Galvatron

Still scarred from the Inflatable Crown situation that your brain refuses to acknowledge actual crowns

Watching the italian job gives me more national pride than the royal family ever will.

@TommyDeonauthsArchives

Жыл бұрын

Which version?

@peanutboy999

Жыл бұрын

Not the one full of Americans lol

@MrLego3160

Жыл бұрын

​@@peanutboy999 i mean, technically that one too. if only from thinking about how much better the original is.

@Okurka.

Жыл бұрын

They need to make an all female version of that film.

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

​@@Okurka. Said nobody ever.

As an Irishman charlie could have taken a heart attack on stage and i couldn't care but ill always tune in for tat

Funny thing about vampirism: the line of Windsor, or "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha" as it used to be known, had a bit of trouble with hemophilia back during the Victorian era. Specifically, that's one of the reasons why Prince Leopold died so young, and the poor man already looked a little vampiric.

@arran4285

Жыл бұрын

Charles is also a descendant of Vlad the Impaler

@AliFareedMC

Жыл бұрын

​@@arran4285 Impaler? I hardly know her 😂😂😂

@katewolfspirit6722

Жыл бұрын

@@arran4285 He is indeed. Explains a lot....

6:24 oh my gosh, the answer to my prayers, a pot holder, finally with such a device I can touch and hold a pot, no more feeling ashamed because I can't telekinetically move it and having to ask a friend to come over and hold it for me

still trying to kill me with laughter after 15 years. flippin hilarious

They should do the paper masks of the whole royal family. The Prince Andrew one would sell really well for all the wrong reasons.

Oh the King of Tat definitely needs to be a thing! His feckin' eyes ARE that close together!!

Been a subscriber since 1953, gotta say these videos are still so good to watch! Keep it up ashens!

New Ashens video = best thing to come out of the coronation

@bretton_woods

Жыл бұрын

correction: the *only* thing

@ginalipkin4849

Жыл бұрын

The best thing to do is have a good laugh at it all, thank you Ashen you give us that

Charles is in fact a descendant of Vlad the Impaler, so the Dracula vibes are completely fair.

@MattTheKnife-

Жыл бұрын

I thought this was a joke until I looked it up. That explains his creepiness for sure

@mgratk

Жыл бұрын

@@MattTheKnife- Vlad saved Europe and it is only now falling from within.

@VulpisFoxfire

Жыл бұрын

...That explains why his mother lasted so long...

@hemidas

Жыл бұрын

Charles III wishes he was a third of a Chad that was Prince Vlad III of Wallachia.

@nicksrandomreviews

Жыл бұрын

The difference is that one's a creepy old royal dude from the 14th century that sticks things up people's bums, and the other is Vlad the Impaler.

Upon the reveal of the lifesized Charles cutout, I laughed so hard that every muscle in my neck decided to cramp. It was the absolute best pain I have ever been in, and if anyone had to provide me with it, I'm glad it was Ashens.

I'm in the United States and the morning television program was just all about the coronation. They kept playing the same clip of that "London Calling" which I think is actually pretty critical of the empire. You'd think we wouldn't give a shit considering how much of a big deal we made about splitting off.

Speaking of King from Tekken, they really shoulda had the crown up for grabs in a ladder match, I would've actually tuned in for that. :P

@KougajiCalling

Жыл бұрын

Definitely! Wouldn't have missed that for anything! 😂

@shingofan

Жыл бұрын

I feel like bringing back the King of the Ring tournament for this would have been more appropriate

@CobraFat2000

Жыл бұрын

I'd also rather go for a ladder match than a king of the ring - less technical in terms of victory and easier to watch (many broken hips). Then again if they knew the match was coming they'd be rocking some serious physique. It would be funnier if they'd notify them like 3 days prior. Charles: "That is... absurd!" And then they're all in the ring mostly confused until someone snaps out and goes for the ladder and others try to stop the person. Charles: "What do you mean, I have to have a gimmick like a "facepaint and a leotard"...". A sterling silver VHS player is brought out and connected to an old television set with wires that have hand woven cable sleeves. The old TV set valves heat up and white noise is visible as a plastic VHS tape is put in and Charles watches in amazement: "And this is going on in the colonies you say...?" They fit him in a costume and he is brought on the ring where William Regal proceeds to show him the ropes... literally. "Wait... is this really necessary?" he asks as royal servants add hair extensions and put baby-oil in them and then proceed to adjust belts so his body can withstand slams.

I would pay ALL the damn money to see King Charles show up at the G7 wearing the cape, mask, and headband.

Went to party with my mates. We was supposed to watch mostly Ab Fab (We Aussie tho) but then they made me watch the coronation. I had initially threatened to leave but in the end I'm glad I stayed, the banter made it worth it. This video is infinitely more interesting tho.

@nat3007

Жыл бұрын

Just view it as History the odds are you will never see another coronation.

@clyne8835

Жыл бұрын

​@@nat3007 never see another coronation? Brother Charles is like 70 or 80. Give it 20 years and we'll be having another coronation. I got at least three coronations in me

"Completely useless after today"...as opposed to before today. Or today.

oh the Leonardo Collection! LOVE the Leonardo Collection!!! uhh whats the Leonardo collection?? 🥴

This is the one singular piece of Coronation media I have enjoyed.

"Can you move him outside Stu?". "No. He stays. He watches".

Missed opportunity to produce Austin Powers related British tat. Love it

Send the life-size cutout to Barry, I'm sure he'll love it.

@Kae.the.Selkie

Жыл бұрын

This is so smart

I work in an amazon FC and I can tell you, that we have sold a ton of these in the last couple of weeks... on the other hand we have sold quite a bit of Queens jubilee anniversary merch and memorabilia ever since her death...

King Ashens I reviewing tat for his own coronation.

I'm very glad to see that Ashens is treating this monumental national ceremony with exact level of solemn dignity it deserves. I.e. None at all. Chuck wore a lot of gold and dead weasels, got lubed up behind a privacy screen with some magic God oil, promised to protect widows and orphans from Catholic interlopers with a very fancy sword and then tried desperately to balance a very heavy and shiny hat on his head for several minutes, before being dragged off by horses in a big gold box. It was possibly the absolute silliest moment in human history.

@dubuyajay9964

Жыл бұрын

Still think Joe Biden's Coronation was worse...

@blah7956

Жыл бұрын

Cope :3

@KnightspaceORG

Жыл бұрын

@@blah7956 How does it feel that your money went to fund that?

@clyne8835

Жыл бұрын

​@@blah7956 bro still lives under a monarchy 😂 couldn't be me

@chrisball3778

Жыл бұрын

@@dubuyajay9964 1) If you really dislike Biden that much, then at least you can still vote to return the diseased rapist howler monkey to office next year. But we're stuck with Chuck until he dies or abdicates.

Burning my hands in a pot is definitely a problem I have for coronations

@penfold7800

Жыл бұрын

Its not worth it. I know its the most annoying bit of modern nonsense, but you dont have to relieve your mental pain by scolding your hands. No really, its not worth it.

@mlxoc712

Жыл бұрын

@@penfold7800 "Bad! Bad hands!"

@SombreroPharoah

Жыл бұрын

​@@mlxoc712 that's what Prince Andrew said

@mgthestrange9098

Жыл бұрын

I thought the pot thing could also be used as a mat to sit a pot on so it doesn’t burn the table.

13:40 Now THAT is an awesome profile picture in the making.

I love how all the photos used for these kinds of tat show Charles looking like a slightly confused old man who’s about as enthusiastic to be king as the majority of the British public are to have him.

OH Great !! Now I'm feeling all 'coronated' got my bath sheet cape on, cuttin' out a paper crown, got my orb of destiny and my septre of doom AS the King of Nothing I dub they all knights and dames of the realm, take your pick, may Heaven bless you every day of my reign, starting ............

I'm just glad this is giving us the opportunity to see what the rest of Stewart's house looks like

@larrylaffer3246

Жыл бұрын

I mean we only really ever see the living room "Home of The World Famous Brown Sofa", his kitchen "where food of both edible and inedible quality is made", and that little indoor/outdoor patio area with the bar. Though I know there was always more to his house.

@ohnoitschris

Жыл бұрын

I won't be satisfied until we get to see the inside of his toilet tank

@skribblefingers9724

Жыл бұрын

I swear to god he has one with Barry where it looks like they're inside a circus tent LMAO

This video is literally the only good thing to come out of this

"Pogs solve everything" This is the most 2020's thing i've heard 😂

“Crown weighs five kilograms, so that will do your neck in after a while” The one time the fucking inflatable fucking crown might have been useful.

the lifesized charles cutout should be set up standing menacingly at the end of a corridor to spook you when you go out at 1 am for a piss

Is it a hat? Is it a scrotum? No, it's Coronation Vampire! The new super hero, come to save us all from bad photoshops.

With the mask and the "cape" you could recreate a circa 1980s plastic smock costume. "Look at me, I'm King Charlie! Picture of meself on meself, innit"

To answer your question about the crown, St Edward's Crown is the crown used at the moment of coronation. It was made for Charles II in 1661, as a replacement for the medieval crown which had been melted down in 1649. The original was thought to date back to the eleventh-century royal saint, Edward the Confessor - the last Anglo-Saxon king of England. it is used only for the coronation then they wear the Imperial State Crown, The imperial state crown was made for the coronation of King George VI in 1937 but is closely based on a crown designed for Queen Victoria in 1838.

I made it my mission to avoid this 'even't' as much as possible. So this is the first coronation themed thing I've seen today. lol

@Mr.Genesis

Жыл бұрын

i say that about American inauguration days but those happen every 4 years not every 3/4 century.

@applegal3058

Жыл бұрын

Careful, I got lots of butt hurt people mad at me for saying something similar. One even called me ignorant. I'm just going to try and enjoy the typical Ashens humour, and hope he can make it all better lol

My first Ashen vid was queen jubilee tat, I unsuscribed for a very long while until some time ago that I subscribed again (for nostalgia sake). This shit brings me back, I was in Junior High back then and now in College, how does this man still maintain consistency of his content..

The medals worn by most Royals are basically like gold stars on a McDonalds employees badge. They are not awards for bravery or military service and such like, but things like 'I took part in the Silver Jubilee' etc.

@brianartillery

Жыл бұрын

So, they're like medals for using cutlery properly, and transitioning from the potty to the toilet, and, er, correct use of lies, and for marrying the most horse-like woman. Seems legit. "I stopped wetting my bed at 15, and mummy gave one this lovely medal."

@asteroidrules

Жыл бұрын

A lot of them are just "I wanted to wear something shiny."

Always a good day when ashens uploads

Fun fact about the other 2 Charleses; Charlie the first got his head chopped off by Cromwell, and Charlie the second dissolved parliament and ruled as an absolute monarch until he died.

@TheRunningLeopard

Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe Horrible Histories gave such an awful ruler such a banger song.

@blah7956

Жыл бұрын

Rather low resolution look, the second Charles was also a big patron of early science and the arts.

@trevortuominen8233

Жыл бұрын

Actually the description for the second Charlie describes his dad. The second Charlie was a hedonistic womanizer who didn't produce a real heir.

@asteroidrules

Жыл бұрын

In an effort to claim Charles had been avenged, Cromwell's body was exhumed and posthumously decapitated.

After Stewart's classic tat review for Liz the Two (The Coronationing) back in '53, Chuck ordered minimal tat since he's a very sensitive boy and didn't want a repeat. Pretty sure everything in that sentence is factually correct.

You could always turn the life size King Charles into a coat rack and put him near the door.

It feels like Delboy finally managed to flog you some of his merchandise :)

Congratulations. May the Charles be with you (for always upstairs). And you should put that hat decal on him, upside down, where it belongs!

Too-small Charles III mask on a Charles III cutout? Brilliant.

The only part of the coronation I'll watch😊

You should use the life size king charles outside your door to scare kids at halloween, put a speaker behind it with a ‘do you wanna meet my bro’ message repeating. The kids will run screaming.