*'British man has mental breakdown on brown couch' -- 2020, Colorized*

@MegaMirkat

4 жыл бұрын

But isn't that EVERY Ashens video?

@flowerfloc

3 жыл бұрын

@Kornel Szudrawski you're probably fun at party's!

Stuarts Neighbours: "What's that sound?" Stuart (muffled through the wall next door): "DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU SEE!?"

@MaximilianBrandt

4 жыл бұрын

"YOU SHALL BURN! BURN!" "FOR THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR REPAINTS!"

@perms2787

4 жыл бұрын

Your Friendly Neighbour where is it in the video

@RattPoison80

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@PoolFuel

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that he's a Friendly Neighbour

@michaelmatter1222

3 жыл бұрын

When Ashens doesn't understand what it means to be blind o.O

They thought "Bumble Bae" was clever, not realizing they really had created a "Bae Bee." DO YOU SEE

The kickstarter for ashens' therapy starts here.

@alfyc6970

4 жыл бұрын

fornaxian Stuart.

@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028

4 жыл бұрын

How much?

@ShiloAllard063

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ShiloAllard063

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome Raptor Their just being funny.

@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShiloAllard063 I know

Lobster is a reference to 'friends' when Joey reveals his true form in the finale and launches a crustacean based assault on America.

@bobalaska

4 жыл бұрын

Joey was a wierd spinoff. It's easy to see why it wasn't popular.

@andrewmorrice9139

4 жыл бұрын

That comment was the best laugh I've gotten from anything to do with Friends.

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

And it's up to the holiday Armadillo to stop him.

@jackshipway1503

4 жыл бұрын

@@AllanElMelon1043 now I'm starting to wish they actually made this 😂

@lpsparagon

4 жыл бұрын

Dude spoilers Jesus christ

do you see?! Do You See?! DO YOU SEE?! D O Y O U S E E ! ? ! !

@seannyyx

4 жыл бұрын

that film annoyed me.

@theannoyedmrfloyd3998

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a South Park reference.

@Estlib

4 жыл бұрын

FUCKING SQUISHABLE FUCKING AUBERGINE

@Moonbeam143

4 жыл бұрын

Why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

@StephenGoddard-MiisterSpiice

4 жыл бұрын

I’m stumped.

guess we need a new series of Ashens explaining sexual innuendos then screaming "DO YOU SEE?"

@LUchesi

4 жыл бұрын

* Insert a tiny phallus joke here. *

The screaming "DO YOU SEE" was a lot funnier to me than it should have been

@insertjokehere

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

"I completely lost my voice but I think we just made it" 9 minutes later... "DO YOU SEE?!? DO YOU SEE?!? DO YOU SEEEEE?!?"

You’re my lobster is a friends reference “see he’s her lobster” - Friends Phoebe. - Also did you know Poundland we’re selling Valentines Day underwear....

@C.Woodford

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah the want and socks etc are really weird they have like chillies on it

@SamWilsonMusician

4 жыл бұрын

Never been more disappointed in Ashens in my whole life

@Roboshi2007

4 жыл бұрын

Yep Friends got a big boost when it turned up on netflixs or something and then there was talks of a sequal series or something like that so that phrase is out and about again

@Magitek1112

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamWilsonMusician Friends isn't really big in the UK, is it?

@TheErador

4 жыл бұрын

@@Magitek1112 it was huge back in the day

I love how his tone of voice changes from sarcastic to murderous and angry in 2 seconds.

* pulls love token "You Win The Argument"*, *recieves copy of the album "The Argument" by American post-hardcore band Fugazi *

@smittenthekitteninmittens2679

4 жыл бұрын

i fucking love that band

@fr0ggi3princ3

4 жыл бұрын

SmittenTheKitteninMittens same heree

@smittenthekitteninmittens2679

4 жыл бұрын

@@fr0ggi3princ3 and @Candace Dugan...did you ever get to see them play?

@elphive42

4 жыл бұрын

Never heard of the album, but that’s such a distantly related subject that I have no choice but to upvote

@landoflogic107

4 жыл бұрын

I preferred Margin Walker

You know what? Ashens yelling as if he is actually angry is one of the most distressing things in the world.

@waltrz

4 жыл бұрын

“Bloody fucking inflatable fucking crown!”

@RattPoison80

3 жыл бұрын

That's how he keeps fanboys in line

@udfdsfrgfdrgfd

Жыл бұрын

fr

@rucu8311

Жыл бұрын

One of his Halloween specials where he had a mock breakdown really creeped me out

@Robyn_iz_Here

Жыл бұрын

​@@rucu8311 which one ?

"Do You See" he shouted, after speaking of his illness.

@user-st7rq3sn7v

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's a disturbing reference to a Hannibal Lecter movie........ Had a very large man with a very large Dragon tattoo...... Obsessed over an equally large Dragon painting..... Fucking weird movie in that context

@aidanturk2149

4 жыл бұрын

It scared the bollocks out of me

@StephenFasciani

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-st7rq3sn7v DO YOU SEE? THE GREAT RED DRAGON AND THE WOMAN CLOTHED WITH THE SUN DO YOU SEEE?!!!

The font and color of the perfume made me misread it as "King in Yellow" 'Smell like the embodied herald of existential dread'.... DO YOU SEE?!

@jhbadger

4 жыл бұрын

That's Hastur-arious!

@LonelySpaceDetective

4 жыл бұрын

Odor Over Innsmouth is my preferred cologne.

@calumdavis2302

4 жыл бұрын

That stuff isn't just released for Valentine's day either that's always there ahaha

@geoserenity

4 жыл бұрын

i got that for xmas also it's not perfume, it's eau de toilet. which...is...basically the guys version of...

@Ts6451

4 жыл бұрын

20 minutes in, the scent is shed Gone, unsmelled, as love is dead shown with King in million, from Poundland

I'm going to set that first barrage of "DO YOU SEE?!" as my door-bell.

This only Valintines day celebration I actually look forward too

@christonamtb4089

4 жыл бұрын

What about the lonely masturbating?

@RNC200711

4 жыл бұрын

@@christonamtb4089 Overrated

@jacksonpercy8044

4 жыл бұрын

@@christonamtb4089 You wait until Valentine's Day to do that?

@offtherailscunt

4 жыл бұрын

It's the only valentines celebration you have to look forward to.

@christonamtb4089

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonpercy8044 I'm a romantic person

"Do you see!? Do you SEE!? DO YOU SEE!?" Easily the sound of a new Dr. Who villain.

@knshinn2

Жыл бұрын

South Park did it

8:55 a year and a half later, Stuart being uncontrollably mad is still extremely scary

"Don't attack the bumble bae." -Ashens, 2020

"Do not exist in a box" sounds like a dumb way of referencing Schrödinger's cat.

@Whigu

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing scandinavian exists

@janicechristiedenton0451

4 жыл бұрын

So the cat’s finally dead?

@oldbatwit5102

4 жыл бұрын

@@janicechristiedenton0451 Dead..... and alive.

@StefanEdek

4 жыл бұрын

Oldbatwit It is dead or alive, but it still spins me round like a record.

@oldbatwit5102

4 жыл бұрын

@@StefanEdek Droll, very.

I feel like Stuart is going insane with these bad jokes.

@9o4d2

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. fallout ;(

@jonathanyik3297

4 жыл бұрын

He becomes ever closer to devolving into a Dalek with each one.

@themastersb

4 жыл бұрын

DO YOU SEE!?

@Wraith_Fire

4 жыл бұрын

8:57 yeah

@frankschneider6156

4 жыл бұрын

@Sassy The Sasquatch I loved it, when he burned stuff with a blow torch or once smashed an object with 2 hammers like a real madman. That was the time, when good old Stuart behaved like a real KZreadr, but nowadays ... I'm sure he hasn't killed anybody in years

"Have a picnic by a river" - appropriate, given that some folks have the river running through their lounge at the moment.

"There are no advertisment breaks This is the internet" Ashens, 2010

@AgentTasmania

4 жыл бұрын

“If I was on television I’d be getting paid” also came and went

If you look at the reflective packaging in "king in a million" you may see a spooky demon.

@MrCatofdoom

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly there is so much reflective packaging in this episode that the demons are everywhere

@saintkohle

4 жыл бұрын

Dozens of spooky demons in their spooky hats

@FIXTREME

4 жыл бұрын

"King in Million" sounds like a song Dieter Bohlen would write

“Your my lobster” is a reference to friends, Phoebe said “see he’s her lobster” about Ross and Rachel a reference to lobsters mating for life.

@teknowil

4 жыл бұрын

i think You're my crab rave would be more topical...lol

@inewulf3204

4 жыл бұрын

This, thank You.

@callynd

4 жыл бұрын

Which is nonsense, since lobsters in no way mate for life, but Phoebe was insane. But yeah, Friends reference.

@eddiespencer1

4 жыл бұрын

On behalf of all Americans, I'm sorry for this.

@skittyrocks

4 жыл бұрын

God that show sucked

DO YOU SEE? THE GREAT RED DRAGON AND THE WOMAN CLOTHED WITH THE SUN DO YOU SEEE?!!!

Valentine's Day Nobody: Ashens: "DO YOU SEE" (Screams in Dalek)

@RattPoison80

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was a Red Dragon reference :c

According to the television show friends, lobsters mate for life. "You're her lobster" is a quote from that show.

@Roadent1241

4 жыл бұрын

Might as well just go with penguins?

@nslouka90

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh 😫

@turokforever007

4 жыл бұрын

could it go deeper than that it could be from the movie lobster if you don't find a partner you get turned into a animal

@ComradePenguinski

4 жыл бұрын

@@Roadent1241 You have make the correct choice comrade

@Roadent1241

4 жыл бұрын

@@ComradePenguinski I meant penguins do the mating for life thing too, so....

After doing some research "you're my lobster" seems to come from the old US show Friends.

@carlclo2988

4 жыл бұрын

And here I was hypothesizing that it was a sad attempt at a pun. Lobster as opposed to lover, you see.

@NGNetwork1

4 жыл бұрын

god, so like a reference only like... 0.5% of the world would get? how stupid.

@zeebruh3060

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's it

@FromeFmAjayD

4 жыл бұрын

The fact you called it “old” makes me feel ancient, Thanks.

@ohnoitschris

4 жыл бұрын

That show was apparently immensely popular but I've never met a single person who ever mentioned watching it

"You're my lobster" is a reference to the dominance hierarchy exhibited in lobsters since the very early days of their existence as a species. See, multiple factors contribute to an individual crustacean's success as king of the hierarchy, including physical size and aggressiveness. When one lobster challenges another, they'll begin almost a ritualistic battle of sorts, where they repeatedly aggress at each other until at some point, a claw latches on. If the weaker lobster refuses to bow out, he'll be met with severe consequences. It's not uncommon to see lobsters with torn limbs or eyeballs, or a cracked carapace. If the battle continues, the weaker opponent will be torn limb from limb and slowly killed. The oldest, most aggressive lobsters typically have plenty of battle scars, which more likely than not serve to weaken them over time in order to open a spot for a new ruler. So basically, the toy is saying "I want to dominate you".

@tensugarcubes

4 жыл бұрын

kinky.

@mildlyupsetnug4399

3 жыл бұрын

i can't tell if this is serious or not but it's still funny

Looking back at this starting to think Ashens had COVID

Do you see? Do you see?! DO YOU SEE?!

Well now this is slightly awkward for me since I got the misses the "I hate valentines day but I love you" card since I thought it was amusing and now it appears in the Ashens Valentines tat video.

@chelseys5192

4 жыл бұрын

It did get a relatively glowing review.

@Rainbow-Dash

4 жыл бұрын

Tell her its certified by the most british sounding hands in the world

@Goresaka

4 жыл бұрын

Ashens recieved it and that's why it's in the vid

@Rainbow-Dash

4 жыл бұрын

@@Goresaka right so you give store fresh sealed cards to your partner nice very 'romantic'

@fennecfoxfanatic

4 жыл бұрын

Ashen's your gf? Wow

Ashens shouts like a crazy man..... His Neighbours “Ah it must be random tat video time again”

I just wanna say I

i really want a photoalbum with the headshots of people who'd unironically gift their significant other a poundland gift basket

@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028

4 жыл бұрын

Entraya Crosshill it would mostly be college students

@scwirpeo

4 жыл бұрын

@@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028 My money is on old people and meth heads

"It looks like a minion. Or a yellow poo." So - a minion.

"shred" isn't actually what's included, it's a suggestion for disposal.

@spinosaurusaegypiacus8028

4 жыл бұрын

ninjabuddy1 makes sense. You can also just burn it or throw it in to the sea in a concrete block. Or send it to the sun.

Can we get "Do you see!" on a T-shirt please.

I hope “Do you see!?” Becomes a reoccurring bit

@AudioMobil

4 жыл бұрын

How about 10 hours of "Do You See????" :P

@PotatoPieBros

4 жыл бұрын

I hope not, I time was enough, then he did it more

@jpaulc441

4 жыл бұрын

I hope it doesn't - it activates my fight or flight response.

@nightwheel

4 жыл бұрын

Like Antonio Stella Bottom Tile, some things should only be used in one video. (Yes, I know about the blooper video version of the violin video.)

"You're my lobster" is a reference to the series 'Friends' apparently Lobsters mate for life, and at one point Phoebe shouts "he's her lobster" about Ross & Rachel

@oddpodshow

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh got there before me ha ha

@KupariPlays

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought so too. Honestly I'd rather get valentines lobster than a teddy

@joshuapackbier7798

4 жыл бұрын

Wish i didn't know this now cause friends is utter tosh. The power of hindsight i guess.

@gingerninja5449

4 жыл бұрын

@@KupariPlays my Fiancee bought me a "you're my lobster" mug for Christmas

@KupariPlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@gingerninja5449 aw that's sweet :)

Your my lobster is a phrase from the tv show friends

@hayleyjay8680

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I was coming here to say. Lol

@Megadriver

4 жыл бұрын

Great, as someone who dislikes the valentines day craze and dislikes Friends even more, I hate the lobster thing even more. A nice night out, or cooking something special for your significant other works fine! Been doing that with my girlfriend for 5 years now. PS: I don't know what I hate more... Ed Sheran, or cheeky references to an old tv show that died out in 2004.

@Megadriver

4 жыл бұрын

Are you here to argue with everyone just for the sake of arguing? Man... the coronavirus isolation really brings out the worst in people that have way too much free time.

@Megadriver

4 жыл бұрын

I rest my case... You could have gone with an original comeback, but nah... back to childish insults about jacking off. I do feel sorry for you, but can you go away and let me watch youtube videos in peace?

“Do you see?“ Dumbledore asked calmly.

I just started the video and I'm already disappointed that the bee isn't called the fucking "bae Bee".

@tonigreenaway

4 жыл бұрын

I have found my people 😍 it's a bumble Bae bee 🥰

@krablord

4 жыл бұрын

Bumble Bae is 100% a better pun than 'bae bee' tbh. Yours only makes sense if people regularly called it a 'bee bee' normally.

@ALIEN-DUDE

4 жыл бұрын

Aww ❤️

@ALIEN-DUDE

4 жыл бұрын

@@krablord tf you on about?

@themissingcastle

4 жыл бұрын

@@krablord Bae is pronounced like Bay. It's supposed to be an A sound. So it would be bae (ba) Bee (by). This might be a accent thing

jesus christ you really scared me with that SCREAMING "DO YOU SEE!"

@Roadent1241

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Gloves does anyone need a hug?

"It's a hundred percent polyester, as with everything beautiful in life." - Stuart Ashen 2020

British-English (French) to American-English translation: Aubergine = Eggplant Courgette = Zucchini And now you know... ...completely useless information!

@34.FB.34

4 жыл бұрын

d0gZpAw Non, c'est plutôt intéressant...

"BAE" always used to mean British Aerospace. Best check the bee thing isn't a prototype drone.

@MusicFurler

4 жыл бұрын

Because there are types of Drone bees.

@KawaiiKaabii1993

4 жыл бұрын

nowadays bae means baby in internet dank meme speak

@WeLsHMeLlY

4 жыл бұрын

@@KawaiiKaabii1993 BAE apparently means 'Before anyone else'

'You're my lobster' refers to a thing from Friends. Phoebe says that Rachel is Ross' 'lobster', because lobsters hold hands and mate for life. It's actually quite sweet! If the storyline of Ross and Rachel wasn't filled with lies, cheating and manipulation...

@mordecaieagle4240

4 жыл бұрын

Except it wasn't cheating since "We were on a break!" But yeah, they were so dysfunctional that it makes me wonder how long they would have been together after the series ended, before the inevitable break up.

@NickShvelidze

4 жыл бұрын

It's a lie tho. Just like everything in that garbage show.

@boadazapher2846

4 жыл бұрын

I would just like to put it out there , friends was only a show. Ross and Rachel and that on off scenario. ............alas , was only acting 🙁🙁🙁

@Jsnwrd

4 жыл бұрын

@@boadazapher2846 I bet you're fun at parties

@bookbandlover4989

4 жыл бұрын

@@mordecaieagle4240 It was implied that they grew up and past childish issues and the relationship lasted

YES STUART I SEE. PLEASE STOP YELLING

"I had a bad cold" >Feb 2020 Oh... Oh Ashens...

I thought it said "Touch my lobster".

After the wooden frog fiasco, I really thought he believed it was an OXOX sign.

Blind people: Ashens: DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE,

Me at my eye exam Eye doctor: DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?

I think "DO YOU SEE" needs to become a meme.

When I saw BAE on the bee I instantly thought British Aerospace! Ah the aerospace industry does funny things to your mind!

"Go star gazing" "Look! It's Simon Pegg, and he's slowly going mad reviewing tat on a sofa!"

I got my wife one a similar lobster like that from Sainsbury's last year because we both thought it was very cute. Apparently it's some sort of reference to the sitcom 'Friends' which we both hate! But who cares, the lobster was cute.

"You're my lobster" is a Friends reference. ya know. The TV show.

@Zulf85

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah - there's been quite a bit of official merchandise for friends with the phrase available here lately for some reason. I don't know why Poundland tried their hand at bootleg merch but hey

@ellen7930

4 жыл бұрын

kenkire isn’t there also a movie about “the lobster” where I guy has to fall in love or he turns into a lobster/

@beauwight

4 жыл бұрын

At least Poundland is keeping up with pop culture...of the 90's...

@Kenkire

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellen7930 I have no idea about that one. I just looked up the quote on google. lol I didn't watch friends. lol

@medes5597

4 жыл бұрын

@@ellen7930 yes but that isn't remotely romantic, it's an art film with Marxist themes.

I'VE WAITED AN ENTIRE YEAR FOR THIS

@heinzmueller7975

4 жыл бұрын

That's sad...

@noobishsalad4252

4 жыл бұрын

@@heinzmueller7975 It's the second most reasonable thing I've ever read

@MrHack4never

4 жыл бұрын

Good, now wait for another year (or two, or three) for the next episode of Ashens valentine's Day special

No one: The visually impaired: Ashens: do you see?! Do you see?! dO yOu sEe?! DO YOU SEE?!!!

Hearing ashens pronounce "bumblebae" in a British accent is something I never knew I needed.

I'm American and I never heard of Aubergine... We usually call those eggplants.

@joetriche2891

4 жыл бұрын

Princess Luna aubergine is the color of an eggplant.

@LucienHughes

4 жыл бұрын

Aubergine is what we call an "eggplant" in Britain, they're called eggplants in the US because they start off growing small, white and egg-shaped.

@GameAlicornLuna

4 жыл бұрын

@@LucienHughes I'm American and I never knew that. It's probably because I don't really hang out with eggplants.

But the real question is... *DO YOU SEE?!?!?!?!?!?*

@princegoatcheese9379

4 жыл бұрын

I'm blind

@briangriffin9842

4 жыл бұрын

@@princegoatcheese9379 Unlucky m8

@depresane

4 жыл бұрын

Ashens: My voice is hoarse today, sorry. Also Ashens: (yells for emphasis)

@chair5728

4 жыл бұрын

.. … : .. :.

@Mkspokes

4 жыл бұрын

No the real question is.....what the fcuk 😂

I been watching on and off for years and this us the episode that got me subscribe! Thanks Ashens!

Lobsters mate for life. It might also be a reference to FRIENDS

DO YOU SEE????!!!!!!

@michaelthomas6108

4 жыл бұрын

No because I find myself in a Dark Room.

"Bae" is just "babe" without the "b" I can't tell if he really thought it was Korean

@amemelia

4 жыл бұрын

No, it stands for Before Anyone Else

@spiritminer4016

4 жыл бұрын

In Korean, it means ship, stomach, or pear. Depends on context

@joebaker1

4 жыл бұрын

@@amemelia or Be Available Every day

@name_redunded

4 жыл бұрын

In Danish it means poop

@ChrisDaPatriot

4 жыл бұрын

It was not originally an acronym. The acronym came later to explain an R&B/Hip-Hop originated term to white people.

accoutrements ... you got it right the second time 😊👍

The ox joke was way funnier than it had any right to be.

I really thought bae was a made up Internet slang

@himiranda123

4 жыл бұрын

ItsDylanHere i thought it meant before anyone else

@jackpijjin4088

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a reference to wannabe 'gangstaaaas' (especially stringy pallid white boys with excessive tattoos and backwards hats) who would slur their words in an attempt to sound 'high' and say 'babe' as 'bae'...

@MegaVikingen

4 жыл бұрын

I refuse to give up my theory that one or more illiterates simply forgot the second B in "babe" and it just stuck somehow.

@amemelia

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is, but when it started getting popular I think people realised bäe (I think danish) means shit basically

@KawaiiKaabii1993

4 жыл бұрын

same here

All this explaining of sex jokes is turning Ashens into a Dalek

These specials always help with the annoyance of being born on Valentine's Day.

He sounds like he is finally going insane

You're my Lobster is a reference to the show Friends.

@EllitopiaGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Yup... Phoebe says it about Ross and Rachel... "She's your lobster"

@MarcNewitt

4 жыл бұрын

"Tell her about the claws"

@GNerdful

4 жыл бұрын

It's clearly a reference to the 2015 movie The Lobster

@krablord

4 жыл бұрын

What an ancient reference to try and still make

@dennisbowen452

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for telling us. Ima just getting the pot and hot water ready

Thank you ashens. You saved me from my hangover because I see you're in more pain than I ever will be.

Turn that XOXO on its side and you’ve got a totem of skull and crossbones. So many uses!

Time to escape my indescribable loneliness with tat!

you're my lobster comes from friends. I knew a girl who had matching lobsters tattooed with her boyfriend! urgh!

"DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE!? DO YOU SEE!?!?" New ringtone?

"DO YOU SEE?" is my new notification sound

The lobster thing is from F·R·I·E·N·D·S, which is gaining nostalgia points at the moment

@HAL_NOVEMILA

4 жыл бұрын

Good to know that I'm not the only one who got that reference!

"Board games night" So a romantic night of "Diplomacy" then, favourite game of Henry Kissinger? How about "World in Flames", the WW2 game that lasts several days? Or "Textile Merchant, Norfolk Edition"?

@cclyon

4 жыл бұрын

I choose Acquire, which is a romantic evening of hostile takeovers.

A ashens vid after valentines day I need this a lot.

You're my giant sea cockroach!

@manictiger

4 жыл бұрын

Lobster tastes nothing like cockroach.

@TazSandrin

4 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger the question is how in the fuck would you know what a cockroach tastes like?

February 14th, 2020 - Stuart finally succumbs to tat-induced insanity.

@bobsbrain397

4 жыл бұрын

Most people would have croaked within a year, but not our Stuart.

@savant557

4 жыл бұрын

F in chat for Stuart’s mental state.

@TheNugettinage

4 жыл бұрын

DO YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE?

@aceisking

4 жыл бұрын

@@savant557 F

@savant557

4 жыл бұрын

N T It’s hilarious!

The lobster is a reference to Friends, to be exact it refers to "The One with the Prom Video." episode in which Phoebe share her belief that lobsters mate for life and later Ross exclaim "You are my lobster!" to Rachel...

I loved the explaining of the joke on the skeleton mug.

"That was a joke because animes have a lot of episodes." Most don't, really. It's just the really really popular and well-known series that are drawn out way too long that do. "That sounds like an anime as well, actually!" The newest sequel to Tiger & Bunny: _Cat & Potato!_ 11:08 Barry?! Circa 8 or so years ago?!

*it’s valentine’s day and i’m sitting here eating pineapple*

@HeyKai

4 жыл бұрын

Im so happy for you! Glad you found your soulmate

@Telecasta108

4 жыл бұрын

Are you allergic?

@groggersthedestroyerAAL

4 жыл бұрын

*it's valentines day and I'm sitting here eating Maoam sweets*

@ggjiggle6926

4 жыл бұрын

So you’re saying that you don’t feel bad enough yet with having no plans, that you had to further ruin your day by eating the abomination called a pineapple? Someone needs a hug...

@Chihiro_Fujisaki

4 жыл бұрын

Tiger DTG I agree :c

Valentine's Day is kryptonite to Ashens' dead, cynical heart.

"Do you see, DO YOU SEE, dO yOu sEE!?" I like to think these shouts have nothing to do with Valentine's day frustrations, he regularly shouts like that during EVERY review, and for whatever reason he just forgot to edit it out of this video. Edit: 14:42 That seems like something you'd see in a sarcastic "An attempt was made" meme

We joke about Poundland but when I went to the UK and saw all the cool shit you can buy for a pound that costs twice and thrice more in Europe I was like "damn, I wouldn't mind one of those stores near my house."

YESSS ASHENS VALENTINE SPECIAL TIME I MAY BE TOO HYPED UP FOR THIS

Ashens has been my valentine since 2012

Those slippers really will make you slip.

“DO YOU SEE?” No, I don’t I can’t find my glasses.

The bae brand suppository, the ”I want to eat your insides with butter” lobster, and Enron's 2nd largest export. What a VD we've had together.

@franksmith7271

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, it ain't VD till you catch VD...