I couldn't stop laughing at how red his face was getting when he was making the cat noise

@utopia4056

4 жыл бұрын

"Thats not a positive sound"😂😭

@keffinmckn3602

4 жыл бұрын

C'mon man everyone knows Nick has high blood pressure

@michaelgrimm2121

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody smokes a little.

@squirrelmaster8160

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgrimm2121 cocaine is helluva drug

@kww2997

2 жыл бұрын

it want even funny dude what

Nick’s cat sound effects are so accurate. The sounds are making my cat go nutso right now

@cleobinx

4 жыл бұрын

Mind too!!!

@aj_3525

3 жыл бұрын

@Piss Muffin 9

@mattjamison484

3 жыл бұрын

My cat was asleep and woke up and started staring at the TV. lol

@tessweis9268

3 жыл бұрын

He does amazing sound effects that really get you immersed in the story...he's incredibly talented!

@TheMajor8478

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

He missed the fact it was nearly 3am, this is when all cats freak out. The witching hour

@adriananimationsskits136

4 жыл бұрын

Is that really a thing ?

@michaeljohn3555

4 жыл бұрын

3 a.m. when the demons blaspheme and mock 3 p.m. when you know who died on the cross.

@michaeljohn3555

4 жыл бұрын

The polar opposite.

@FloridaLizardQueen

4 жыл бұрын

I was like "Dude, run ... "

@topsey_kretts

4 жыл бұрын

All you people are fools

The thing about when Nick tells a story... I can picture what’s happening like it’s a movie

@wyattmiranda3484

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the best part

@Go4Gusto

Жыл бұрын

Yea when he said I was in my boxer briefs I got sick😂😂😂😂

"here's SNOWY!"😂

@mcLukki

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even get to video and I fucking laughed at this comment... Lmfao

A dog looks at you and thinks "You give me food and shelter, you must be a god". A cat looks at you and thinks "You give me food and shelter, I must be a god".

@charlesncharge6298

3 жыл бұрын

@Is really toasty here no. You have no idea what you're talking about. Dogs don't reason the same way humans do, but a properly trained dog does not view its owner as a servant.

@pollypockets508

3 жыл бұрын

@Is really toasty here lol

@lavayachelsea2638

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!

@niketuck9687

2 жыл бұрын

@@JosiahFickinger what like a cats gonna read that and be offended ?😂

@murderc27

2 жыл бұрын

@Is really toasty here HA! Somebody hurt you.

I cat sat for a friend for two weeks and that damn thing would hide and pounce my feet every time I turned the corner. It was like getting pranked all the time.

@kamilm5614

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ivory561000

4 жыл бұрын

I just laughed because of that because my mom's cat did the same thing

@bonethugsfiend

3 жыл бұрын

He was just guarding his territory

@visamedic

3 жыл бұрын

You need to figure out where he hides and just take an extra strong swing of your foot, and just boot his ass when he does that.

@camiba6773

3 жыл бұрын

When I wake up in the morning still groggy mine would run between my legs trying to trip me. I curse her out every time

for real though cats can be brutal AF

@deadendfriends1975

4 жыл бұрын

Pocket lion

@kimbaca6837

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ,cat hve a 6th sense about ppl .my cats loved me

@bloveless79

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be an asshole too. The most efficient hunters on the planet and the average cat is 10 lbs. lol.

@rankyb8088

4 жыл бұрын

I patted my moms cat on the ass and it hissed at me and has never been nice to me since. Permanent grudge.

@suckmyspaghettimonster4603

4 жыл бұрын

My cat left a birds head on the porch

My sister had a rabbit named Snowy, and he was a bastard.

@brianjohnson1601

4 жыл бұрын

standrew Did he do that stomping thing a lot ??? That LITERALLY Terrifies me lol

@rose4490

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianjohnson1601 Snowy would jump high in the air, spray people, and dogs, then twist his body, and land down with a THUMP!

@GasStove32

4 жыл бұрын

Snow bunny

@Human927

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahhahaha

@jasonsarah2737

4 жыл бұрын

It's not just my wife then, her lion head is a dick. She thumps when she's mad, is not friendly at all. My wife has spent years working with this rabbit, even bunny proofed a room just for her, so she isn't cage bound. and the damn thing growls, scratches and bites.

"I think women should use that noise." 😅😅😅😭💀🥀

@myblacklab7

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's actually probably great advice.

@slowryd3g

2 жыл бұрын

I would pay good money to watch that. 😆

I've never seen a good cat, but once I got a cat, hes the perfect frikin cat somehow

@LiisaKatrina1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, same. I was so meh about getting a cat and now my bff my rider is my cat Smokey. We got him for the kids but naw, he's mine and I am his. It's me and Smokey on one team and my husband and kids on the other.

@grabbinmylockanddeez1504

3 жыл бұрын

So you've seen a good cat?💯

@LiisaKatrina1

3 жыл бұрын

@@grabbinmylockanddeez1504 yep he's a good cat. My husband gets so irritated because at night if he goes to throw his arm across me he has to snuggle the cat too because Smokey sleeps right square on my chest.

@whataboutrah

3 жыл бұрын

I felt this

@visamedic

3 жыл бұрын

Mine gotta be part dog. He follows me around in 7 acres while I’m checking the other animals. He’s cool.

“No.... you did that” Saw him live and that part got me. Still does 😂

This is pure comedy gold! I was ROLLING on the floor laughing. Nick Swardson is a legend!

Underrated sounds, distant pissed off cat.

As a cat lover...this is fricken hilarious and absolutely accurate. Saw a meme that says cats are a lesson in consent and its 100%!!😂😂😂

@royal-recordz

2 жыл бұрын

Cats are lesson in nothing. Consent rules only applies to strangers. I shouldn't need a consent a pet my dog or my wife to touch me. Get out of here with that b.s.

@michaelhendricks5449

2 жыл бұрын

Cats are a lesson in abusive relationships. They demand you adhere to their boundaries and whims while having 0 respect for you and yours. That’s not consent that’s an abusive elation ship.

@Lishkabro

2 жыл бұрын

That toxoplasmosis has done its fair share on you already.

@Sam-lm8gi

Жыл бұрын

Totally true. I've literally had cats my whole life, and as a kid I got frustrated with them when they wouldn't let me hold them or touch them whenever I wanted. As an adult I eventually learned to respect their boundaries and eventually they'll reward you with their affection. Their scratches will turn to licks.

@anti-ethniccleansing465

Жыл бұрын

@@Sam-lm8gi But even their licks are made to be painful, with spiked sandpaper as tongues. And the bigger the species of cat, the bigger the tongue spikes and more painful the licks are.

Anyone who has a cat will tell you that cats get over stimulated when you pet them to much. They have to release that adrenaline and you are the closest target.

My cat was asleep in his tent and through the window as soon as Nick made the cat sounds he jumped up and started looking for it hahahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard right now 🤣 according to my cat his cat ready to fight sound is spot on 😂

@Qiswhattheycallme

4 жыл бұрын

@john probst they have two tents and they had a tree before it broke and I had to throw it away... In the wild, cats live in caves and the tents are little pop up ones. One has a roof and looks like a little club house and has a toy attached to the inside and the other one you can buy tunnels and other tents to connect them and make a little maze for them to explore. I put blankets and toys in it for them so they have those comforts when I'm not home. They love them and constantly play fight over them

Even I as a cat person still laughed so relatable 😂

@famouslastwords0791HR

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, so did I

@emmamckay1688

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry I forgot this entire comment section had toxoplasmosis

@Gunn27

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmamckay1688 What is that like a mucus period?

@nirvanafan715

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmamckay1688 the what now?????????? 😂

@nygul

9 ай бұрын

​@@JohnnySack16 ur weird, upload a video?

His cat impersonation is HILARIOUS like how is he even making that attack sound? Hilarious😂😂😂

My cat started angry-moaning as soon as Nick started angry-moaning HAHAHA

@josephvonbulow1164

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂

I will, from this moment on, make that noise to any unwanted attention.

@CamiloGonzalez10

3 жыл бұрын

But please, actually do it

@sheilascanlon4928

3 жыл бұрын

I use to put up with my weirdo office manager by barking at her...I eventually quit and the business eventually closed.. .lol

I had a 1 eyed cat named Tom. He was super sweet and followed me everywhere. Only time in my life I was a cat person. Good times.

Cat's response to machete maniac in your home, "Second door on the right. Can I watch?"

Dogs have masters, cats have staff

@GHXSTEYEZ

Жыл бұрын

exactly why i dont want a cat they're such assholes 😂😂🤣🤣

@veiserexab1428

Жыл бұрын

And cats being useless while dogs being useful

@trini2DBone134

11 ай бұрын

​@@veiserexab1428useless how? 🤦‍♀️just shush

@veiserexab1428

11 ай бұрын

@@trini2DBone134 nah I'm joking

@amircammok2268

Ай бұрын

@@veiserexab1428cats hunt house mice but you should’ve gave the finger and stood on your claim bro.

4:37 I’m crying rn this is so hilarious 😭

I absolutely love nick swardson he’s chaotic and hilarious

Haha those cat impressions had me rolling 😂😂

And that's why I love cats... 😂

I had my 3 dogs attack me as I was a teenager trying to sneak out at night. They came out of the dark 1 bite my butt and the other 2 grabbed my ankles until I yelled out ITS ME! I turned on the light and they all put their heads down in shame and acted like it wasn't them.

@josephvonbulow1164

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😆🍻

@brandiyount5365

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh WAY harder than it probably should have 👀🤣🤣

@manz7860

3 жыл бұрын

Good dogs

@puppydogs68

2 жыл бұрын

That means your dogs would be willing to protect your home if an actual intruder came!

I have always loved watching this guy esp in movies he’s just hella funny and a great actor too. He can play a hella funny scene with a straight face while doing it. Funny ass guy he is. Thanks for the laughs through the years. 😊

@wilhelmheinrich7502

4 жыл бұрын

He was awesome in “Blades of Fury.”

My cat came to me when he made the cat sound 😂

@rippinlips1133

4 жыл бұрын

My dog bailed off the bed and went investigating

So you’re a cat right, that’s gotta be weird.

@lavayachelsea2638

2 жыл бұрын

😂

He used to crack me up, on Reno 911 because he always broke character and couldn't stop laughing!

@JvvdCvvy

4 жыл бұрын

he literally never broke character

@TraumaStage

4 жыл бұрын

Proof that people will like any comment on KZread if it's worded well enough, even if the comment is complete bullshit.

@JvvdCvvy

4 жыл бұрын

@@TraumaStage This idiot must be thinking of Jimmy Fallon on saturday night live or something I dunno?

@TraumaStage

4 жыл бұрын

@@JvvdCvvy That's who I thought of right away, don't know how anyone could mistake the two though.

@scramblesthedeathdealer

4 жыл бұрын

Terry, if you're selling oranges, then where are all of your oranges?

This is one of my FAVORITE stand ups of all time!! Nick is HILARIOUS!

Shouts out the the spotlight guy for keeping up with nick

This guy will forever be remembered as Terry from Reno 911.... At least for me.

This remains one of my favorite stand up segments of all time, and I'm a cat guy.

0:06 SOME GUY HELLA SCREAMED FOR CATS HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m a cat lover, have 3 cats, and 100% agree with everything he’s saying. My cat hates me but when she’s napping she’s cute so

Tonight's segment is sponsored by Dogs!

@Anakin-Skywalker.

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Flores yes

@locafly

3 жыл бұрын

I think so too

@emmamckay1688

3 жыл бұрын

No dogs love cats cats just don’t love dogs, he’s correct in the first part they actually can have two owners and don’t have any feelings for any body or anyone.

@emmamckay1688

3 жыл бұрын

Also humans are supposed to naturally afraid of cats and dogs, but dogs have evolved alongside humans and may have evolved us! cats have also… Evolved a disease to make us love them, it’s called toxoplasmosis

That was seriously funny 😂 I really think his stand up is pretty fantastic. I hope he does more of this, like alot more.

My cat did not appreciate these cat noises. 😂

@jeffwinters3808

Жыл бұрын

My cat was looking at my phone and looking around trying to figure out where that noise was coming from..lol I think she thought there was another cat in the house

Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt, they have not forgotten this fact

@bajiraosingham9495

3 жыл бұрын

@Quantum Man The Photonic Mastermind! Anubis

@death3678

3 жыл бұрын

@Quantum Man The Photonic Mastermind! he was

@tarod3

3 жыл бұрын

@@death3678 An arbitrary distinction! One the Egyptians likely didn’t make.

@emmamckay1688

3 жыл бұрын

People in Egypt might have had toxoplasmosis...

@TJayArts

Жыл бұрын

An same with a dungbeattle

Cat probably was soul gazing him and didn't like what he saw... 🤣

My favorite nick moment was in the benchwarmers when he squirts the sun screen in his mouth because he’s terrified of the sun lol

As both cat and dog person, this is gold 😂

..."And a ski mask?! That guy's not going skiing." lol🐶👍

Damn you. I was having lunch. The food came out of my nose when he started the cat attack.

A domesticated cat would attack the human if they were the size of a mountain lion. So true

@Lord_Talha

2 жыл бұрын

If cats were only the size of mountain lions, they would never be domesticated in the first place.

Nick always plays himself in movies.

Nick is underrated. Absolutely hilarious 😂

Animal control is actually local sheriff around here 🤣 Great show!

I'm a dog person, but I have a cat. He's like my son. Cats are selfish because they're scared. Mine is. Scared of everyone except me. Anyway, every living thing seems selfish compared with dogs. Dogs are the nicest people ever. Ha

@goaldineyelife6291

4 жыл бұрын

Cats are just selfish period

@imoffendedthatyouareoffended

4 жыл бұрын

Cats aren’t scared, they’re territorial. They don’t like sharing. It’s that simple, your answer is because of you projecting your own feelings on the cat.

@joecook5689

4 жыл бұрын

@@imoffendedthatyouareoffended I agree. Territorial, selfish, cats are. Just saying my cat is scared of everyone. It's like he loves me so much he doesn't want me to show him off to my friends just in case they like him and want to adopt him. He's that dumb. He shakes and squirms about to run back in to our room to hide just because I was holding him and saying hello to my friends and family. It's become a laughing thing by everyone. So yes, cats are selfish. I have a unique scared one. I didn't mean to sound a cat-ologist.

This guy is so gold please keep him coming

@heroofthefaceless

4 жыл бұрын

Check out this album! It's pretty great all the way through!

😂 My kitty, sleeping at my feet, perked up with concern when the "crazy cat sound happened 😂😂

One of the funniest bits ive seen in a LONG time.

All I can say is this story was hilarious and Nick.. your mom was right, it was definitely your fault! 😂 People love to say “Out of nowhere this cat just flipped out on me.” No honey.. you just can’t speak cat and weren’t listening to the myriad of no’s ahead of the flip out. Animals are nothing if not logical. Too funny though, I was laughing so hard. 😂

Damn those are some accurate cat sounds

Loved him in grandmas boy. This bit is accurate🤣

"If you have a dog to adore you, you must have a cat to ignore you"

Such an awesome humorous human being !

im taking hits from this dab every time he touches his face smh

@aquariusoul

4 жыл бұрын

You high asl😭😭😭

@Bohbot9000

4 жыл бұрын

You know this is just old clips right...

@sgtslippyfist6345

4 жыл бұрын

Are you in the same dimension anymore?

You can feel that in your soul from the dog… NICK! NICK! NICK! Real tears 😂

This is a great style of stand-up how he links the stories that flow one after another with cutaways in between.

I have a guard cat. She doesn’t like strangers.

@willtheangrydudeist9120

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully she warms up after she gets to know them....

I don’t disagree. My kitty...I love her but she’s a demanding little diva

I've never looked at cats the same way after watching the movie with Denzel in it called "Fallen" - they do have that not quite sure how to read them aura going on sometimes

@DavidDewarSr

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, Fallen is one of my favorite movies of all time. I watched it last month and noticed how many cats were sneaking in and out of small places throughout the movie.

@LiisaKatrina1

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, and a cat would be the perfect vessel for a spirit like that to chill out in

Lmao I love his bro voice when he meets the cat

@Go4Gusto

Жыл бұрын

Funny af

Here’s the thing: cats I’ve only been domesticated a little around 200 years so they’re kind of still a little wild animals. But this is funny and it’s probably after two 3 AM when they start losing their damn minds in the house. And some cats actually will alert you and protect you. Depends on the cat.

@rc7625

2 жыл бұрын

Cats have been domesticated for thousands of years. You mean to say they became household pets around 200 years. It's confusing, but if you research the history of domestic cats, it'll make sense. Not trying to be condescending.

Lol i absolutely love cats and the two I've had definitely cared about and loved me. But i do see some of the points he makes here lol. The thing is cats don't automatically respect and love you. You have to earn their love. But once you have it, you have it forever.

That part with his mom was awesome bahahha!!!

I got attacked and chased into a shower, while tripping

@ThaArabScarab

4 жыл бұрын

If you are tripping and you pet an animal there is a chance you will get them high assuming you are talking about drugs of course

@jacquelynpowell7964

2 жыл бұрын

By a dog!

@hippieJOSH420

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThaArabScarab no, no there isn't LMFAO

@hippieJOSH420

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacquelynpowell7964 actually I found one a year and a half ago. She has saved me from a couple rattlesnakes already. I don't go anywhere without her. Paris the Party Princess ☺️ princess

I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAIN SET [shakes wildly]

@TheNaturalPatHarris

4 жыл бұрын

Drew Needham you have someone poop and got away with it

Check out cat saves a boy from a dog attack

@franks7810

4 жыл бұрын

I did see that. That was unbelievable. That cat deserves a medal

@ReallyTY4Real

4 жыл бұрын

There are always exceptions, never seen prisioners save prision guards?

@piffdat3877

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReallyTY4Real ever seen a dog save a kid from a random cat trying to drag him away and probably eat him alive?

@darvinmolina6841

4 жыл бұрын

You think your pets love you, leave the door open and find out lol...

@ReallyTY4Real

4 жыл бұрын

@@darvinmolina6841 my cats and dogs sit at the door until i open it for them to leave, then they sit on the outside and bark or meow, untill i go open it, and they each arrive when they please, i do this everyday. They must be rly happy here. Just saying

Best standup I heard in a very LOOONG time

4:48 this is why I love Nick! 😂😂😂

Honestly cats will protect you and your kids ...I remember being in a fight as a kid and my cat got in it and she just climbed that boy so fast I got scared🤣....he wasn't scared of my dog but he was screaming for someone to get my cat off of him

Lol this reminds me of Pablo Francisco with the cat noises and the voice

His cat noises freaked out my cat😂😂

"And Nick's fucking dead"😂😂😂

Love this special, leave it to Nick Swardson to dedicate 10 minutes to talking about a cat 🤣

😂 lol I can relate, had a damn cat attack my face when I was 4

@jacquelynpowell7964

2 жыл бұрын

What did you do to provoke him?

That's why I love them

3:01 you can see his face go red then back to white lmao

When i was 9 my cat bit and scratched me bloody while i was holding her and i threw it at the wall. It broke its leg and had to wear a cast and i got grounded. Oddly enough i was the only one it respected after that and it started sleeping in my room

@travisrich1929

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my buddy tied a rope around the cat and put it into the the ceiling fan and turn the fan on and watched it go round and round and the funny thing is it loved it

@ontheoutsidelookingin6574

4 жыл бұрын

I guess you've never heard the saying 'keep your friends close and your enemies closer'

@mattync1677

4 жыл бұрын

@@travisrich1929 and here you are an adult, and you still don't know that what you did was wrong.

@slardebard

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattync1677 here I am as an adult and that's funny as hell.

@raulduke1528

4 жыл бұрын

@@ontheoutsidelookingin6574 thats wow

My cat is my best friend in this time of self isolation

@frankcastle9287

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Caveman: "its", CaveMan. And you don't know Cats.

@frankcastle9287

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto! PumaLUV!!! >^.^

@unm0vedm0ver

4 жыл бұрын

@Captain Caveman you've obviously never had a cat

@4Mikes4Mindset4

4 жыл бұрын

How old are you. Be honest, there's n S at the end of cat, right.

@frankcastle9287

4 жыл бұрын

@@4Mikes4Mindset4 To whom is this directed? And why the lack of punctuation and spelling? Just curious. (as a Cat. ;-) )

I love Nick. Grew up on his movies and comedy. Gradmas Boy for life.

"i dont know how you meet a cat like, Its snowy right?" - lmao i busted out laughing

3:10 it's kinda disturbing to me how fast he changes colors

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn

4 жыл бұрын

The alcoholism and cocaine addiction must be a quite a doosey

I love all my 3 cats...they allow me to live with them and even give me a 6inch section of their bed for me to sleep in...😘😘😘

@lbawakened656

4 жыл бұрын

@#TEAM TRUMP got 2 now...since this post, I had to put one down. I miss Mickey so much. Only pet lovers would understand...be blessed...

Lmao good cat impression very correct

His cat pre-attack sound is spot on!!😂😂

I feel attacked

@areebabilal1481

4 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

woman's best friend, u probably ate his tuna 🙀😹😹

its was so funny the way he said "S**t!"

_This is just a list of why I like cats tho_

Was he singing 'Faithfully' there for a sec?

@Pepsolman

4 жыл бұрын

“Highway run...”

@LiisaKatrina1

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, guess what I'm listening to when this video is over

“Here’s Snowy!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Nick so much

Kinda wanna spread the message on the creepy-guy-yowl move 🤣