Jokes! with Nick Swardson (BLUE CARD COLLECTION)
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Norm Macdonald, Adam Eget and Nick Swardson do some blue card jokes.
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Пікірлер: 191
0:00 Norm’s a big fat guy 0:33 I’m on acid cut my dick off 0:48 Great Gatsby in 3D 1:09 I think my doctor might be retarded… 1:20 Jiro Dreams of Sushi 1:42 Man dribbles soccer ball, dies 2:05 PAIN and GAIN 2:23 More of a factoid 2:40 Dogs run to get high 3:15 Another man cutting his cock off 3:27 Barbara Walters is in the news 3:48 Papa John’s coke dealer 4:13 Sesame Street welcomes Armando 4:30 TIME magazine’s most influential people 4:54 More of a comment really 5:04 Hate speech is wrong 5:27 Last joke
@abrahamlincoln9758
Жыл бұрын
1:39 "Unwatchable" 4:10 "I'm a big fat guy"
“Now I’m against hate speech, but read that.”
I love how Norm gives the shittiest jokes to Adam and his delivery just makes it even worse 🤣
@acehilm.
2 жыл бұрын
That's funny but also true.
@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm
Жыл бұрын
It is true but I don’t think Adam gets enough credit for being a great straight man and whipping boy.
@bdroie
3 ай бұрын
Adam egret played his role perfectly, show wouldn’t have been the same without him
@maxarvo9918
2 ай бұрын
@@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm he's particularly good at the 'being whipped' bit. but that's just because of prior experience
“ I’m against hate speech, but read that.” - Lol, love the Tom Myers bong hit transplant in there. BHT is such a classic bit.
@johnnykebab3299
Жыл бұрын
I’m gay
@VaultRadio
Жыл бұрын
Clop clop The British are coming dude
@agayactornamedmichaeldougl6289
9 ай бұрын
@@johnnykebab3299you too?
@BrianTheeFirst
2 ай бұрын
Classic hit as I would say
@ToddTysonChicklett
6 күн бұрын
Never thought I’d see the Norm x Tommy Myers crossover. I’m gay
Nick Swardsen and Norm go together so well. His mind can jump to absurd and hilarious tangents in a way very similar to Norm, and he’s one of the VERY few people I can think of who, when paired with Norm, makes me laugh as much as Norm does. Brilliant.
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
2 жыл бұрын
Great observation. It’s a bummer so many of norm’s guests had a much more sterile headspace, much less yes anding
@nickkk420
Жыл бұрын
It's also one of the few times I've seen nick genuinely happy in a pod cast
Easily the best jokes segment in the series
@user-io8sz7tf9t
2 ай бұрын
nick swardson rocks
"Reviewers are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit" That was so simple yet so funny
The "unwatchable" quip always makes me laugh.
Bong hit transplant is the greatest joke of the 21st century
@geraldpulido5540
2 жыл бұрын
Its being challenged by shaubs mexican cookie joke
@beatsbydare
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I get it
@redumbrella6832
2 жыл бұрын
@@beatsbydare You're not innate enough
@beatsbydare
2 жыл бұрын
@@redumbrella6832 I want to get it
@billcrotts5456
2 жыл бұрын
@@beatsbydare it's Tom Myers bit
One of my absolute favorite blue card reads from the show.
Lmao nice Tom Myers callout
The near infinite loop of normisms he almost gets caught in at :53 is unreal haha "Eh, ee, uh, ee, eh, ee, uh"
Nick seems like such a cool guy.
@BOBINDUN
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody funnier
@tangibleandroid285
2 жыл бұрын
Um.........so does your mom.
@billcrotts5456
2 жыл бұрын
@@BOBINDUN what about Kevin Nealon?
@BOBINDUN
2 жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
@zachrat9083
Жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 nobody funnier
"...they're all fine people"
Ah, bong hit transplant, a fellow man of culture I see...
@mrdankjank
2 жыл бұрын
We’re all gay here bud
@johnladelfa5764
2 жыл бұрын
He was in a fugue
@billcrotts5456
2 жыл бұрын
I've tried pot
@theomen7665
2 жыл бұрын
Respect
@cont600ml
2 жыл бұрын
@@billcrotts5456 as someone that have tried pot i could aplaud but i dont feel like lifting my arms dude
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of buffe
@mkultra2456
2 жыл бұрын
You got any crack?
@bottomlinebassin2001
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@ripdajacker23
2 жыл бұрын
They’re an instant hit. Next time bring more than 6 you jerk!!
@RyanCoomer
2 жыл бұрын
@@ripdajacker23 sorry and WILL DO!!!!!
@mkultra2456
2 жыл бұрын
@@RyanCoomer Also bring some crack.
"Unwatchable!" Thanks Adam! Perfect delivery.
The 4 dead thumbs up had me laughing
I love Nick, he's up there with Kevin Nealon.
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nondescriptusername3665
3 ай бұрын
Weeelll I don’t know…
Bong hit transplant was an amazing addition
Norm and Nick are amazing together...wish they would have done Nevada together.
Nick swardson is great here
Man this was great Nick Swardson is definitely up there with the great Kevin Nealon... except for one thing
@Chunkieta
5 ай бұрын
The hypocrisy, or something he cut off?
lmfao bong hit transplant
Nice touching finding the articles referenced in the jokes. Swardson's blue card segment and the Furley banter is some top tier OGNML
This was my favorite episode.
Was that last line Nick mentioned about ‘meta World Peace comedy’ a reference to Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort & Charles Carroll show?
I swear Norm's terrible jokes get funnier every time you watch them
@user-io8sz7tf9t
2 ай бұрын
he never really tried to appeal much to anyone else it always seemed like whether it was an award show, snl, or the view he was just doing whatever he thought would be funniest to him like bombing on purpose. you can tell he had a ton of fun with this show, doing stupid jokes with a bunch of his friends it was kinda perfect for him
run to seven eleven for a moldy old banana
@fallout3freak360
7 ай бұрын
Hey buddy she’s just had a surgery
I love how Norm's blue cards fit what he thinks works with his guests. By these you can see who are Norm's closest friends/guests.
Came for Nicky, stayed for Tom Myers shoutout
i miss norm, man. just read the book running the light and wasnt ready for that third act. love you guys.
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS
2 жыл бұрын
reading= nerd
easily the best jokes section
The Hispanic Sesame Street character joke punchline shoulda been “and stabbed the letters S and A” Missed opportunity
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
2 жыл бұрын
lol nice
"thats weird right" lol
Steve definitely wrote the great Gatsby one.
as a deeply closeted gay man, i truly enjoyed this.
I love the edits so much I’m so happy you did that thank you
holy shit, the Tom Myers bong hit transplant cutaway
Nice work on the bong hit transplant
BONG HIT TRANSPLANT
Nick does norms jokes the best
Lovely stuff. Thank you!
Love the edits on these.
I liked the dvd commentary! I swear norm brought out the funniest out of everyone
0:54 the first sign Norm was dying. Honestly, what the heck Norm? Get it together my man!
Did you cut out Adam's joke!? Lmao
The Tom Meyers edit was brilliant
4:20 what you looking at ayy(A)🤣🤣🤣
Nice remix. 👍🔥🔥
Loved Nick's hate stutter!
@frankkoshel7181
2 жыл бұрын
That was more a hate Tourette’s than a hate stutter
the last joke delivery was perfect
@sakurad49
5 ай бұрын
like actually yes
Nick and his dad really hit it off, hit it off the park playing catch with his favourite dad in the street
Was definitely not expecting Tom Myers
This must have been when Norm read the 9/11 card, but it’s not here. Really would love to see it in context
The inclusion of Tom Myers is top tier 🔥
My two fav KZread clip genres, cumtown and Norm have collided finally
Damn I hadn’t heard that Armando joke
yes the images do help with the comedy!
This one's more like a factoid ! LOOL !
Norm Illustrated
Tom Myers shoutout. 💀😆
Nick is actually HUGE now lmao
It encourages dogs to run again 🐕..................................................................... to 7-11 for a slurpie 🧐😂
4:28 of course they are lol. Norm once said he would not make fun of someone he didn't love, he wasn't being racist.
Amazing edit, better than source
*_3:45_**_ ”Yapping” before it was cool_*
A poppa, uh pappa, uh poppa, uh what do you call it? Pappa Johns?
bong hit transplant
I love the inclusion of the GOAT Tom Myers
At least there will be no more dry meat.
Tom Myers, a comedian!
“You know I agains hate speech but read that”
I fucking love sarcasm it’s my gain and defense
It says here on this card.
Norm doesn't hold a candle to tom meyers !!! The bong hit transplant king !
I'm surprised that some of the jokes are actually based on real news
Good stuff just disappointed the last “falling pianos” joke wasn’t added.
'Meta world peace comedy.'... did swardson reference Sam Hyde at the end?
We miss you norm
I think it would be funny if maybe tom myers told that 7/11 joke but it was Paul Revere riding to seven eleven saying "the British want slurpees dude" idk maybe
That's funny I smoked some weed in my truck on the way to the gym and suddenly found myself craving a cola slurpee. 7/11. Yes it was glorious.
The only man funnier than kevin nealon.
@mattp.4329
2 жыл бұрын
I Like that woman who plays Madea.
@bottomlinebassin2001
2 жыл бұрын
Accomplished Comedian: Sinbad
@mattp.4329
2 жыл бұрын
@@bottomlinebassin2001 Byron Allen
@mattp.4329
2 жыл бұрын
@@bottomlinebassin2001 please include his title: Accomplished Comedian
“To run…..TO 7/11 FOR A SLURPY!!!” Gif damnit I miss norm v.v
if you keep in mind that its a true story, pain and gain, is actually a good movie.
Richard Clock
"I'm against hate speech but read that"
Did Nick Swardson say he likes World Peace?????? MDE NEVER DIES
How do i get the full episodes of Norm's shows?
When did this air?
Can someone explain the Martha Stewart joke?
Where's Jet Blue airlines .?
What? Pain and Gain was hilarious haha
3:14
When is he going to Reno?
I'm a big fat guy
Meta world peace comedy?
Hey man are you still alive?
Uh.... 9/11 airlines?
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
2 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck did I forget to include that one? I forgot on account the powers that be cut that joke out of the final version of the episode
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
2 жыл бұрын
Fortunately it aired lived so we have it. They tried to take away blood and bones from us too
I give this two thumbs up syndrome.
@ididntevenknowhewassick6315
Жыл бұрын
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