Get to Know Nick Swardson in Four Jokes

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Learn more about Nick Swardson through his reenactment of the first-ever brain freeze and his story about meeting quarterback Aaron Rodgers. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @bengibson25
    @bengibson255 жыл бұрын

    People, this guy gave us wheelchair cat! And Terry the roller skating guy from Reno 911, nick swardson is a legend.

  • @brendarobles7670

    @brendarobles7670

    5 жыл бұрын

    And gay robot

  • @snavisTM

    @snavisTM

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love Nick Awards on.

  • @bengibson25

    @bengibson25

    5 жыл бұрын

    “Give me the bag woman, I will cut you. Powdered donuts make me go-nuts!”

  • @millho4217

    @millho4217

    5 жыл бұрын

    Grandmas boy .. he wrote that

  • @bryanlettow4389

    @bryanlettow4389

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you talk to text his name?

  • @Nuhuh130
    @Nuhuh1305 жыл бұрын

    His name isn’t Nick or Swardson. It’s 🎶 TeeeeRrrrry🎶

  • @sfcd4757

    @sfcd4757

    9 ай бұрын

    Teeeeaaarahhhhaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

  • @bryman868

    @bryman868

    8 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 well put

  • @docz313
    @docz3135 жыл бұрын

    I met this dude in San Diego at fleetwood and he really is super cool and this dude can booze! Legend for sure

  • @gial8862

    @gial8862

    2 жыл бұрын

    thats a good talent to have.

  • @lesterjames-brooks4095
    @lesterjames-brooks40955 жыл бұрын

    “its a car bed. my roommates are gonna get me a 2 way radio so i can talk to other car beds” legend

  • @day245

    @day245

    Жыл бұрын

    CB radio*

  • @JasonZakrajsek
    @JasonZakrajsek5 жыл бұрын

    I’ll always remember him for his “British kid” and “babies are like little drunk people” jokes

  • @mistahanansi2264
    @mistahanansi22645 жыл бұрын

    I don't know how he does it, but he always has me rolling in laughter xD I'm glad he's still doing stand-up

  • @johncollins4029
    @johncollins40295 жыл бұрын

    I cannot stop laughing at the brainfreeze bit. Holy shit.

  • @professorpancakes6545
    @professorpancakes65455 жыл бұрын

    The brain freeze joke is amazing.

  • @MoeMentos

    @MoeMentos

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Somebody hit me with a brick!!" lol I died

  • @yoshiwells5870

    @yoshiwells5870

    5 жыл бұрын

    So damn funny

  • @crown470
    @crown4705 жыл бұрын

    He was in benchwarmers, right? As the guy who’s scared of the sun...?

  • @andrewfender2344

    @andrewfender2344

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn, you're dumb huh....

  • @Anakin-Skywalker.

    @Anakin-Skywalker.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @vilentman111

    @vilentman111

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@andrewfender2344 What? Nothing the guy said was incorrect.

  • @evanhayes5891

    @evanhayes5891

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vilentman111 It's how he said it, y'know? Big lisp there.

  • @seandepoppe6716
    @seandepoppe67165 жыл бұрын

    I got to know him in real life! Working at a restaurant in L.A. Funny great guy!

  • @liamgallagherrr
    @liamgallagherrr5 жыл бұрын

    That brain freeze bit is fire

  • @darrellcovello7917
    @darrellcovello79175 жыл бұрын

    I bet it's called "Ice cream" because when I eat it too fast, "I scream."

  • @RSsantana
    @RSsantana2 жыл бұрын

    This guy is my favorite comedian ever, wish he had more specials

  • @Zer0Fall3n
    @Zer0Fall3n5 жыл бұрын

    I still remember him in grandmas boy living at home with his “roommates” aka his parents lmao n then him making out with an old lady 🤣😂

  • @Iamhallucinatingnow

    @Iamhallucinatingnow

    5 жыл бұрын

    The race car bed...lmao! Good times 😂

  • @raphealwood4434

    @raphealwood4434

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love that movie

  • @Zer0Fall3n

    @Zer0Fall3n

    5 жыл бұрын

    Iamhallucinatingnow might get some rims or a cb radio 🤣😂 that movie was underrated

  • @joethepainter8447

    @joethepainter8447

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha he got the std from the great depression

  • @skobedigatch207

    @skobedigatch207

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha best movie ever 😂

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    He gave me a straight face, unwrinkled by smiles and laughter.

  • @euchongo4240
    @euchongo42405 жыл бұрын

    One of the best

  • @jamessullivan7042
    @jamessullivan70425 жыл бұрын

    This video just explained every comic.

  • @floriduhgeorgia
    @floriduhgeorgia5 жыл бұрын

    I love his comedy

  • @ripneighborhoodniprip8303

    @ripneighborhoodniprip8303

    5 жыл бұрын

    Georgia Rost I have something you will love as well ❤️

  • @bipolard00d17

    @bipolard00d17

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ripneighborhoodniprip8303 get outta here 😂

  • @Mike-zy8in

    @Mike-zy8in

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/hneHt62CmM3LptI.html

  • @alb5994
    @alb59945 жыл бұрын

    Always going to see him as the rollerblader from Reno 911

  • @georgei546

    @georgei546

    5 жыл бұрын

    Austin Butler omg that’s so true

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384

    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384

    5 жыл бұрын

    Austin Butler taaaaalking, skating

  • @berto8992

    @berto8992

    5 жыл бұрын

    Scary terry

  • @MrEazyE357

    @MrEazyE357

    5 жыл бұрын

    Roller skater not roller blader.

  • @chadmichael1916
    @chadmichael19165 жыл бұрын

    Love nick.congrats on all your success.ty.

  • @kmjr2400
    @kmjr24005 жыл бұрын

    Love Nick!!!!!! Reno 911, classic character! Haunted house, classic character!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @derynbergeron9162
    @derynbergeron91625 жыл бұрын

    That ice cream joke gets me every time.

  • @tanknolasco6096
    @tanknolasco60965 ай бұрын

    Literally the best comedian ever. Legend

  • @kennethmanning1821
    @kennethmanning18215 жыл бұрын

    love this guy

  • @merc5333
    @merc53335 жыл бұрын

    May 1, 2019 #2 ... That is a slice of something special😂💙🙌

  • @666les8
    @666les82 жыл бұрын

    If the Brit just invented Ice Cream there wouldn't be an ice cream cone invented yet. Busted!!!

  • @nathancancel
    @nathancancel5 жыл бұрын

    Nick swardson is one of my original comedic influences. His comedy is fucking amazing and I seriously hope he puts out another special.

  • @dubugga
    @dubugga5 жыл бұрын

    "You do a Jagerbomb - YOU SPILL!" HAHAH

  • @querywizard

    @querywizard

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's where I lost it also

  • @TheSilael
    @TheSilael5 жыл бұрын

    First saw him in Grandma's Boy, been a fan since

  • @tomselick6983
    @tomselick69835 жыл бұрын

    Haven’t seen his stuff in a while, definitely looking up some more. I also never stopped signing my name like terry when I’m pi#### about signing some bullsh##

  • @hiko73
    @hiko735 жыл бұрын

    I love him even more now I know he's from Minnesota!

  • @fan4life34
    @fan4life345 жыл бұрын

    He was so hilarious in grandma's boy!!! A must watch movie if you like his comedy!!

  • @franciscoc.2680

    @franciscoc.2680

    2 жыл бұрын

    "My mom said you could stay for breakfast still"

  • @eyesopen444
    @eyesopen4445 жыл бұрын

    Bet he still helps Grandma pass the milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite sketches

  • @alexasmith4058

    @alexasmith4058

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao 4 days after I had given birth to my son in my early 20s, I stopped by the store to grab a few things for dinner on my way home from Dr appointment. I shuffled my way over to the diary section, slowly opened the refrigerator glass door, and when I went to grab a gallon of milk I made this super loud grunting sound - then another loud grunt when I placed the milk jug into my cart, then made a huge sigh as I closed the door. Lol I swear, I hear this “OH MY GOODNESS” and I look over to see this tiny little old lady staring at me and she said “Hunny, those are the sounds I usually make when trying to lift a milk jug! You’re way to young to be sounding like that! Here . . . let me call over my grandson to assist you . . . I bring him to the store with me because he’s just so strong!” I start laughing as she’s calling over this tall lanky scrawny teen to come help me 😂😂 I immediately thought about Nick’s grandma telling him how strong he is for lifting the milk. My grandma had come around the aisle looking for me and she was pushing my sons stroller. Once that old lady realized I had a newborn she was like “oh I am so sorry, hunny! No wonder you’re making all these grunting sounds! You should be at home!” Then her grandson followed us to the checkout and helped us carry our 2 milk jugs to our car. I thanked him and said I really appreciate the gesture. This kid said “No problem ma’am! I’m happy to lend out my incredible strength to you ladies!” And I think about that moment all the time over the last 10 years.

  • @adamdiaz5560
    @adamdiaz55605 жыл бұрын

    Super funny

  • @antoniofba667
    @antoniofba6675 жыл бұрын

    These jokes remind me of the morning after my first hangover

  • @kaydeeaguilar8063
    @kaydeeaguilar80635 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious!!!!

  • @dillonhess2494
    @dillonhess24944 жыл бұрын

    2:30 Fucking Terry still counts like that 1. From Minnesota 2. Born and raised 1 beginning of sentence, 2 end of sentence, that's not two fingers

  • @reneenordeen9447
    @reneenordeen9447 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is a gift, we must protect him at all costs.

  • @mikemcmurray6590

    @mikemcmurray6590

    9 ай бұрын

    I like him but he is not perfect, he is disturbed

  • @screamingeagle7704

    @screamingeagle7704

    9 ай бұрын

    Hes not funny

  • @TheGoddessSekhmet
    @TheGoddessSekhmet5 жыл бұрын

    He's good :))

  • @ryanedwards4512
    @ryanedwards45125 жыл бұрын

    He gave me a hand job at taco place for some "Skittles"

  • @adampauley1464

    @adampauley1464

    5 жыл бұрын

    A non fan wouldn't get that! Fucking hilarious

  • @jaynappierii1857

    @jaynappierii1857

    5 жыл бұрын

    Terry

  • @futtbucker7698

    @futtbucker7698

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao! On the Roof at that.

  • @FatBoy92883

    @FatBoy92883

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @turdrocket

    @turdrocket

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tacos tacos tacos

  • @jamesdelcol3701
    @jamesdelcol37017 ай бұрын

    Totally one of the top 10 guys out there.

  • @Timrex17
    @Timrex175 жыл бұрын

    From Minnesota? You got there!

  • @LegendsBeware
    @LegendsBeware5 жыл бұрын

    Awesome

  • @americafirst9684
    @americafirst96845 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo hilarious 😂

  • @Skrevr-yb6hx
    @Skrevr-yb6hx5 жыл бұрын

    The flute had balls

  • @davescellphone5376
    @davescellphone53766 ай бұрын

    Cheers to anyone who knows the "my body will come down on wires" bit

  • @1hard2findbro
    @1hard2findbro5 жыл бұрын

    Nick is hilarious! Check out his podcast and his roasts 😂

  • @Roger-tv7sf
    @Roger-tv7sf5 жыл бұрын

    His special is so funny 😂

  • @TEAMkUC
    @TEAMkUC5 жыл бұрын

    This guy used to make me die laughing

  • @zacharyjune7510

    @zacharyjune7510

    5 жыл бұрын

    emphasis on used to

  • @ben5207

    @ben5207

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zachary June and you never did so look at you 😁... y’loser

  • @kevflanagan2500
    @kevflanagan25005 жыл бұрын

    Ooof. Needs to do some Terry impressions.

  • @lawcane
    @lawcane5 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like Dane Cook, accent wise.

  • @zefsamurai1366
    @zefsamurai13665 жыл бұрын

    Nick Swardson is one of my fav comedians.

  • @Chaosundivided777
    @Chaosundivided7774 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t know terry did stand up he really bounced back

  • @paulolaechea8524
    @paulolaechea85249 ай бұрын

    My girlfriend worked at Barney beanery in West Hollywood , nick used to come in a lot, One night he came in during karaoke he grab the mic and starting talking about diarrhea very loudly. My girlfriend had to grab the mic from him and said laughingly “Nick stop talking about diarrhea I’m trying to take peoples orders!” Nick apologies very sincerely and every time he would come in after that he would apologizes to her 😂I Funny dude ❤

  • @yep-that-happened
    @yep-that-happened5 жыл бұрын

    I just ate an entire scoop of ice cream in one bite just to appreciate the brain freeze bit. Yes, I need a brick to the forehead.

  • @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT
    @lJUSTwanaCOMMENT5 жыл бұрын

    And the number of hits on google for "who invented ice cream?" went up 10 fold.

  • @Rogersensei93
    @Rogersensei935 жыл бұрын

    Should've just put his old people bit. That's his best

  • @ajkpolaris28
    @ajkpolaris285 жыл бұрын

    Packers fan but from the Minnesota go pack go

  • @Ryan-op9bk

    @Ryan-op9bk

    5 жыл бұрын

    ajkpolaris28 I’m a bears fan so I’m uncomfortable

  • @johnrobinson9639
    @johnrobinson96393 жыл бұрын

    That's funny stuff

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio63845 жыл бұрын

    Why can’t I find Reno!!! (Talkin skatin, taaalkin skatin)

  • @XcosmiczangetsuX
    @XcosmiczangetsuX5 жыл бұрын

    4:26

  • @jakeb192
    @jakeb1925 жыл бұрын

    30 minutes or less is a low key favorite.. and its also low key based on a real thing that actually happened.... wonder why it never made it big.....

  • @MattAlexanderMe

    @MattAlexanderMe

    2 жыл бұрын

    You're low key annoying.

  • @MrDavidTrionfi
    @MrDavidTrionfi3 жыл бұрын

    4:00

  • @Rhine2271
    @Rhine22715 жыл бұрын

    "WHO FUCKING FARTED?!?!?!?"

  • @30minutesLess
    @30minutesLess5 жыл бұрын

    Grandmas boy lol

  • @Floordford
    @Floordford5 жыл бұрын

    4:22 are his fingers too short?

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam33274 жыл бұрын

    WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!

  • @DreadlockRasta21
    @DreadlockRasta215 жыл бұрын

    GO P🧀CK GO!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @imbatmanbitchh
    @imbatmanbitchh5 жыл бұрын

    Nick swardson is a fucking legend

  • @Mike-zy8in
    @Mike-zy8in Жыл бұрын

    My bros go KZread - are you a good person by living waters

  • @simon4187
    @simon41875 жыл бұрын

    Lemme get uuuuuuhhhhhhhh frozen drink

  • @maxemerson6955
    @maxemerson69555 жыл бұрын

    Hell Yeah. I now see his clarity in not wanting to meet Rogers (SKOOOOOL!!)

  • @jetsamperes5762
    @jetsamperes57625 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Detroit. I'm a Lions fan. My life has been fucking over since before I was born.

  • @Tonyhouse1168

    @Tonyhouse1168

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ooof.

  • @sosawayne0114
    @sosawayne01145 жыл бұрын

    The Toyota peeus and the chevy steamer. Thank you nick. Where's pretend time!!!?

  • @Midwesterngrown
    @Midwesterngrown3 жыл бұрын

    OH MY... FUCKING GOD

  • @Cease0886
    @Cease08864 жыл бұрын

    Grandmas boy!!!!

  • @weirdoshit3504
    @weirdoshit35045 жыл бұрын

    TEEEEEEEEEERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! PEW! PEWWW!!

  • @alainaheacock4561
    @alainaheacock45612 жыл бұрын

    Daqueries. ..what if we got daqueries....? Be so crazy!!!!😳

  • @XaneVidz
    @XaneVidz4 жыл бұрын

    🐐

  • @albertperez1
    @albertperez12 жыл бұрын

    That is probably what Giorgio thought

  • @parkertalley239
    @parkertalley2395 жыл бұрын

    "who fucking farted??!"

  • @ripneighborhoodniprip8303
    @ripneighborhoodniprip83035 жыл бұрын

    That outfit tho!!??

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic5 жыл бұрын

    Dane Cook vibes

  • @uhadme
    @uhadme5 жыл бұрын

    miming your bedroom activities is comedy, not a political statement or anything

  • @realblakrawb
    @realblakrawb5 жыл бұрын

    What does high score mean,? Did I break it.

  • @seafoamstrat89
    @seafoamstrat895 жыл бұрын

    He’s funny though

  • @jonathankress146
    @jonathankress1465 жыл бұрын

    3 out of these 4 jokes should have been diarrhea jokes

  • @Michi_88_Packers
    @Michi_88_Packers2 жыл бұрын

    Rodgers is BEST 🇺🇸🏈🧀

  • @craigclement5079
    @craigclement50795 жыл бұрын

    How much? 400 bucks? Cool

  • @gilberthale6927
    @gilberthale69275 жыл бұрын

    New Netflix show is funny

  • @bensinneruggamer
    @bensinneruggamer5 жыл бұрын

    is this the dude from grown ups

  • @HjCrawford

    @HjCrawford

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yup!!

  • @gustavothebigsaintgonzalez4376

    @gustavothebigsaintgonzalez4376

    5 жыл бұрын

    No. It's a similar guy. The other guy's name is Rick hwardson.

  • @profblindserv

    @profblindserv

    5 жыл бұрын

    He’s in every Adam Sandler movie. They are friends.

  • @bensinneruggamer

    @bensinneruggamer

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gustavothebigsaintgonzalez4376 liar

  • @doodahman2995

    @doodahman2995

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gay roller skater Reno 911. Grammas Boy. Classics

  • @soultekkamusic115
    @soultekkamusic1155 жыл бұрын

    Babies are frequently the first guy for a lot of shit cause how you gonna explain a brain freeze to a baby?

  • @jcm730
    @jcm7305 жыл бұрын

    He is developing alcohol head

  • @Flimpofloempieflomp
    @Flimpofloempieflomp5 жыл бұрын

    Officer Gary Gaga

  • @jasonjohns8832
    @jasonjohns88325 жыл бұрын

    1/5

  • @darkzero2260
    @darkzero22605 жыл бұрын

    "You grab your and she pee's down your back" ummmmmm what kinda girls you bringing home nick?

  • @JoseGarcia-ww1bn
    @JoseGarcia-ww1bn5 жыл бұрын

    I can feel all of his hurt from alchoal

  • @henrypettersen777
    @henrypettersen7775 жыл бұрын

    Tough crowd.

  • @allenthompson1168
    @allenthompson11684 жыл бұрын

    #4 mn farv .I was born in St. Cloud.

  • @ZIDANE999LEGEND
    @ZIDANE999LEGEND5 жыл бұрын

    He is mod elf an Actor than comedian.