Get to Know Nick Swardson in Four Jokes
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Learn more about Nick Swardson through his reenactment of the first-ever brain freeze and his story about meeting quarterback Aaron Rodgers. (Contains strong language.)
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People, this guy gave us wheelchair cat! And Terry the roller skating guy from Reno 911, nick swardson is a legend.
@brendarobles7670
5 жыл бұрын
And gay robot
@snavisTM
5 жыл бұрын
I love Nick Awards on.
@bengibson25
5 жыл бұрын
“Give me the bag woman, I will cut you. Powdered donuts make me go-nuts!”
@millho4217
5 жыл бұрын
Grandmas boy .. he wrote that
@bryanlettow4389
5 жыл бұрын
Did you talk to text his name?
His name isn’t Nick or Swardson. It’s 🎶 TeeeeRrrrry🎶
@sfcd4757
9 ай бұрын
Teeeeaaarahhhhaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
@bryman868
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 well put
I met this dude in San Diego at fleetwood and he really is super cool and this dude can booze! Legend for sure
@gial8862
2 жыл бұрын
thats a good talent to have.
“its a car bed. my roommates are gonna get me a 2 way radio so i can talk to other car beds” legend
@day245
Жыл бұрын
CB radio*
I’ll always remember him for his “British kid” and “babies are like little drunk people” jokes
I don't know how he does it, but he always has me rolling in laughter xD I'm glad he's still doing stand-up
I cannot stop laughing at the brainfreeze bit. Holy shit.
The brain freeze joke is amazing.
@MoeMentos
5 жыл бұрын
"Somebody hit me with a brick!!" lol I died
@yoshiwells5870
5 жыл бұрын
So damn funny
He was in benchwarmers, right? As the guy who’s scared of the sun...?
@andrewfender2344
4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're dumb huh....
@Anakin-Skywalker.
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vilentman111
3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewfender2344 What? Nothing the guy said was incorrect.
@evanhayes5891
3 жыл бұрын
@@vilentman111 It's how he said it, y'know? Big lisp there.
I got to know him in real life! Working at a restaurant in L.A. Funny great guy!
That brain freeze bit is fire
I bet it's called "Ice cream" because when I eat it too fast, "I scream."
This guy is my favorite comedian ever, wish he had more specials
I still remember him in grandmas boy living at home with his “roommates” aka his parents lmao n then him making out with an old lady 🤣😂
@Iamhallucinatingnow
5 жыл бұрын
The race car bed...lmao! Good times 😂
@raphealwood4434
5 жыл бұрын
I love that movie
@Zer0Fall3n
5 жыл бұрын
Iamhallucinatingnow might get some rims or a cb radio 🤣😂 that movie was underrated
@joethepainter8447
5 жыл бұрын
Haha he got the std from the great depression
@skobedigatch207
5 жыл бұрын
Haha best movie ever 😂
He gave me a straight face, unwrinkled by smiles and laughter.
One of the best
This video just explained every comic.
I love his comedy
@ripneighborhoodniprip8303
5 жыл бұрын
Georgia Rost I have something you will love as well ❤️
@bipolard00d17
5 жыл бұрын
@@ripneighborhoodniprip8303 get outta here 😂
@Mike-zy8in
5 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/hneHt62CmM3LptI.html
Always going to see him as the rollerblader from Reno 911
@georgei546
5 жыл бұрын
Austin Butler omg that’s so true
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
5 жыл бұрын
Austin Butler taaaaalking, skating
@berto8992
5 жыл бұрын
Scary terry
@MrEazyE357
5 жыл бұрын
Roller skater not roller blader.
Love nick.congrats on all your success.ty.
Love Nick!!!!!! Reno 911, classic character! Haunted house, classic character!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That ice cream joke gets me every time.
Literally the best comedian ever. Legend
love this guy
May 1, 2019 #2 ... That is a slice of something special😂💙🙌
If the Brit just invented Ice Cream there wouldn't be an ice cream cone invented yet. Busted!!!
Nick swardson is one of my original comedic influences. His comedy is fucking amazing and I seriously hope he puts out another special.
"You do a Jagerbomb - YOU SPILL!" HAHAH
@querywizard
4 жыл бұрын
That's where I lost it also
First saw him in Grandma's Boy, been a fan since
Haven’t seen his stuff in a while, definitely looking up some more. I also never stopped signing my name like terry when I’m pi#### about signing some bullsh##
I love him even more now I know he's from Minnesota!
He was so hilarious in grandma's boy!!! A must watch movie if you like his comedy!!
@franciscoc.2680
2 жыл бұрын
"My mom said you could stay for breakfast still"
Bet he still helps Grandma pass the milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite sketches
@alexasmith4058
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 4 days after I had given birth to my son in my early 20s, I stopped by the store to grab a few things for dinner on my way home from Dr appointment. I shuffled my way over to the diary section, slowly opened the refrigerator glass door, and when I went to grab a gallon of milk I made this super loud grunting sound - then another loud grunt when I placed the milk jug into my cart, then made a huge sigh as I closed the door. Lol I swear, I hear this “OH MY GOODNESS” and I look over to see this tiny little old lady staring at me and she said “Hunny, those are the sounds I usually make when trying to lift a milk jug! You’re way to young to be sounding like that! Here . . . let me call over my grandson to assist you . . . I bring him to the store with me because he’s just so strong!” I start laughing as she’s calling over this tall lanky scrawny teen to come help me 😂😂 I immediately thought about Nick’s grandma telling him how strong he is for lifting the milk. My grandma had come around the aisle looking for me and she was pushing my sons stroller. Once that old lady realized I had a newborn she was like “oh I am so sorry, hunny! No wonder you’re making all these grunting sounds! You should be at home!” Then her grandson followed us to the checkout and helped us carry our 2 milk jugs to our car. I thanked him and said I really appreciate the gesture. This kid said “No problem ma’am! I’m happy to lend out my incredible strength to you ladies!” And I think about that moment all the time over the last 10 years.
Super funny
These jokes remind me of the morning after my first hangover
This guy is hilarious!!!!
2:30 Fucking Terry still counts like that 1. From Minnesota 2. Born and raised 1 beginning of sentence, 2 end of sentence, that's not two fingers
This guy is a gift, we must protect him at all costs.
@mikemcmurray6590
9 ай бұрын
I like him but he is not perfect, he is disturbed
@screamingeagle7704
9 ай бұрын
Hes not funny
He's good :))
He gave me a hand job at taco place for some "Skittles"
@adampauley1464
5 жыл бұрын
A non fan wouldn't get that! Fucking hilarious
@jaynappierii1857
5 жыл бұрын
Terry
@futtbucker7698
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao! On the Roof at that.
@FatBoy92883
5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@turdrocket
5 жыл бұрын
Tacos tacos tacos
Totally one of the top 10 guys out there.
From Minnesota? You got there!
Awesome
Lmaooo hilarious 😂
The flute had balls
Cheers to anyone who knows the "my body will come down on wires" bit
Nick is hilarious! Check out his podcast and his roasts 😂
His special is so funny 😂
This guy used to make me die laughing
@zacharyjune7510
5 жыл бұрын
emphasis on used to
@ben5207
5 жыл бұрын
Zachary June and you never did so look at you 😁... y’loser
Ooof. Needs to do some Terry impressions.
He sounds like Dane Cook, accent wise.
Nick Swardson is one of my fav comedians.
I didn’t know terry did stand up he really bounced back
My girlfriend worked at Barney beanery in West Hollywood , nick used to come in a lot, One night he came in during karaoke he grab the mic and starting talking about diarrhea very loudly. My girlfriend had to grab the mic from him and said laughingly “Nick stop talking about diarrhea I’m trying to take peoples orders!” Nick apologies very sincerely and every time he would come in after that he would apologizes to her 😂I Funny dude ❤
I just ate an entire scoop of ice cream in one bite just to appreciate the brain freeze bit. Yes, I need a brick to the forehead.
And the number of hits on google for "who invented ice cream?" went up 10 fold.
Should've just put his old people bit. That's his best
Packers fan but from the Minnesota go pack go
@Ryan-op9bk
5 жыл бұрын
ajkpolaris28 I’m a bears fan so I’m uncomfortable
That's funny stuff
Why can’t I find Reno!!! (Talkin skatin, taaalkin skatin)
4:26
30 minutes or less is a low key favorite.. and its also low key based on a real thing that actually happened.... wonder why it never made it big.....
@MattAlexanderMe
2 жыл бұрын
You're low key annoying.
4:00
"WHO FUCKING FARTED?!?!?!?"
Grandmas boy lol
4:22 are his fingers too short?
WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!
GO P🧀CK GO!! 😂😂😂😂
Nick swardson is a fucking legend
My bros go KZread - are you a good person by living waters
Lemme get uuuuuuhhhhhhhh frozen drink
Hell Yeah. I now see his clarity in not wanting to meet Rogers (SKOOOOOL!!)
I'm from Detroit. I'm a Lions fan. My life has been fucking over since before I was born.
@Tonyhouse1168
2 жыл бұрын
Ooof.
The Toyota peeus and the chevy steamer. Thank you nick. Where's pretend time!!!?
OH MY... FUCKING GOD
Grandmas boy!!!!
TEEEEEEEEEERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! PEW! PEWWW!!
Daqueries. ..what if we got daqueries....? Be so crazy!!!!😳
🐐
That is probably what Giorgio thought
"who fucking farted??!"
That outfit tho!!??
Dane Cook vibes
miming your bedroom activities is comedy, not a political statement or anything
What does high score mean,? Did I break it.
He’s funny though
3 out of these 4 jokes should have been diarrhea jokes
Rodgers is BEST 🇺🇸🏈🧀
How much? 400 bucks? Cool
New Netflix show is funny
is this the dude from grown ups
@HjCrawford
5 жыл бұрын
Yup!!
@gustavothebigsaintgonzalez4376
5 жыл бұрын
No. It's a similar guy. The other guy's name is Rick hwardson.
@profblindserv
5 жыл бұрын
He’s in every Adam Sandler movie. They are friends.
@bensinneruggamer
5 жыл бұрын
@@gustavothebigsaintgonzalez4376 liar
@doodahman2995
5 жыл бұрын
Gay roller skater Reno 911. Grammas Boy. Classics
Babies are frequently the first guy for a lot of shit cause how you gonna explain a brain freeze to a baby?
He is developing alcohol head
Officer Gary Gaga
1/5
"You grab your and she pee's down your back" ummmmmm what kinda girls you bringing home nick?
I can feel all of his hurt from alchoal
Tough crowd.
#4 mn farv .I was born in St. Cloud.
He is mod elf an Actor than comedian.