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@ShaneKelley207

4 жыл бұрын

Really looking for less shitty intros

@aaronmullins7153

3 жыл бұрын

@burteriksson cb'CD look 0Jarvis kkkplmokl l LLP pook90k kopp 0okĺ

@ambroseambrose3699

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShaneKelley207 Yeah man its not the 90s, we aint got time for that shizer

@DocJamesH

3 жыл бұрын

@@ambroseambrose3699 that's worse than 90s intros

@dellorezvisaya1642

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronmullins7153to

I had a buddy who would make up these ridiculous stories, and while doing so he’d occasionally pretend to be cracking himself up to give himself time to think of where to go next with the bullshit. This reminded me of that a lot.

@dazpatreg

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@derekderek2570

2 жыл бұрын

Bingo.

@TheJessicahammerly

2 жыл бұрын

My little brother does that 🤣

@daveh4925

2 жыл бұрын

you just made up a story about a buddy lying - that was you.

@groowanderer

Жыл бұрын

Nick has told this same story several times. It's not made up on the fly.

It kind of sounds like he literally made this story up on the spot.

@Rand0m411

5 жыл бұрын

Better than you could have done on the spot.

@chriswilliams3084

5 жыл бұрын

Rand0...you are right, we probably couldn't do better. But then again, we're not the ones claiming to be comedians...Swordon is.

@sathanas420

5 жыл бұрын

@@chriswilliams3084 so you're saying hes not a comedian? are you 10 and don't know his previous work?

@chriswilliams3084

5 жыл бұрын

@sathanas...I am aware of his previous work. You obviously missed my point completely. I am not claiming that Swordson is not a comedian. I am claiming that he is a comedian who, in this particular clip, isn't very funny. And just because I couldn't do any better doesn't make it funny. You see, me not being able to do any better shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. I have never claimed to be a comedian. Swordson, on the other hand, does claim to be a comedian. Which is why this piece of, obviously add-libbed, wanna be improv, garbage is very disappointing. Can you understand all of that? Or are you 10 years-old or something?

@mcgavinfn7806

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher williams every comedian has a bad set, but to say he isn’t great at improv shows how clueless you are. You do realize every Reno 911 episode was improv, right ?

Well, that's ten minutes I'm never gonna get back.

my favorite part was when he said “fuck”

@Bigtimefithing

Ай бұрын

I counted. 55 times in less than ten minutes ........FIFTY FIVE TIMES!!!!

The older Nick Swardson gets the more he looks like a member of Mastodon

@ethanswain64

7 жыл бұрын

spot on.

@MoeMentos

7 жыл бұрын

Nick Swardsodon

@rgaud8

7 жыл бұрын

He's always kinda looked like the drummer, but he's starting to pick up the guitar now.

@masihad-dajjaal7611

7 жыл бұрын

lol I thought he looked like the guy from radiohead in the jigsaw falling into place video

@BeRoyal37

7 жыл бұрын

spot on

I usually skip the intros but this time I watched it.... kind of regret it now

@TheStrayHALOMAN

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda wanna see more

@treylyde999

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heads up since I skipped the intro

@6plus6bar

4 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU DOWN TO FUCK

@hodun8

4 жыл бұрын

Part of the alien agenda roll out plan. Covid

@justmissj

4 жыл бұрын

I think the intros are the worst.

“Dude tells audience a story made entirely from the movie the hangover”

I cannot wait for 20-30 years from now when I get to see how well his persona translates to old age.

@Sir-Blaze

Жыл бұрын

0/10

@Neyonius

11 ай бұрын

Bold to envision him living that long.

DAMN HE BOMBED OUT HERE...USUALLY HAS ME ROLLIN

@linuxd

3 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way. Almost downvoted

@roddydykes7053

2 жыл бұрын

Poor guy, he was hilarious on Norm Macdonald Live. Top 5 guests for sure

He sounds like when a middle schooler is trying to act cool by swearing 8x a sentence

@ShaneKelley207

4 жыл бұрын

If he wanted to act cool he should have shaved his mustache

@sadtoast6122

4 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't know her she goes to another school

@lordmoldybutt1260

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadtoast6122 doesn't apply here

@lordmoldybutt1260

4 жыл бұрын

But woman love mustaches

@wishmeluck4933

4 жыл бұрын

Dresses like it too

'You know when you get a plus one ... ' Totally. I totally do. Nick, you are relating to me so much. Man of the people.

@garnerday7149

7 жыл бұрын

weddings? concerts? nothing

@nonskiwun

7 жыл бұрын

I'm a regular dude living in Vegas and I get +1 all the time so yes Nick is relating to the average Vegas Joe LOL

@KT-cz7rm

7 жыл бұрын

B. Smith I've gotten plus one situations working in a factory

@boofert.washington2499

6 жыл бұрын

Garner Day who gets plus one at concerts? Regular people buy tickets.

@xNervousxBrainx

6 жыл бұрын

I mean... yeah, I get "plus one's" all the time. usually for something kinda lame-but at least you can bring a friend so you can commiserate.

why is he dressed like he's going to a Limp Bizkit concert?

@rdooski

5 жыл бұрын

Would it be better if it was a 50 cent concert?

@MsJenjea

5 жыл бұрын

Because he grew up in the 90s, lol

@CW86228

5 жыл бұрын

Got money before he matured

@jimmbobb

5 жыл бұрын

That's not Fred Durst???

@veganpenguin9421

4 жыл бұрын

He’s turning into Danny McBride

He laughed more than I did

@jstape740

2 жыл бұрын

Yea..thats pretty typical for his act

Love it when he has to remind you that this is a true story lmaooooo

56 "fucks". Every 10 seconds. Bravo Nick

@Bigtimefithing

Ай бұрын

I must've missed one! I counted too! Ridiculous!

this gives my stand up career hope

@ikilledjerseymike9992

11 ай бұрын

how’s your career going ?

Watched all ten minutes waiting for a joke that never landed

@warmbeer6282

4 жыл бұрын

Where can I find your stellar stand-up routine? Show us all how it's done.

@chriswilliams3084

4 жыл бұрын

"Where can I find your stellar stand-up routine? Show us all how it's done." Why would people who aren't comedians have a routine to "show us how it's done," as you put it? That makes no sense at all. Are you implying that one can't be critical of Swardson and this set unless they have a routine themselves? That is a non sequitur, which is a logical fallacy. I would venture to guess that most here are not comedians, or claiming to be comedians. But Swardson is a comedian. Let me ask you this: Where is your routine so that we can see how it's done? How about you teach us a lesson on why this set by Swardson doesn't suck big donkey balls. See what I did there. It's ridiculous to suggest that one has to have a comedy routine before they can criticize or compliment Swardson's performance in this video. One doesn't have to be a comedian to recognize a good or bad comedy routine. Here's another example of what I am talking about. For the argument's sake, imagine this: Let's say you had to have your left arm, for whatever reason, amputated. But when you came out of the surgery, you're told that the surgeon amputated your right arm by mistake. Would you be critical of the surgeon, even though you've never successfully amputated an arm to show people how it's done?You bet your ass you would.

@randymcfarland6250

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher williams I think that’s the best reply I’ve ever heard

@yehoshuasmith5608

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this isn't a normal comedy routine. The whole point of this show is to tell ridiculous stories

@MyNameIsEarl42

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, he's a COMMEDIAN?! This isn't one of those "rock bottom" inspirational speakers?

"Fukin [insert every sentence]

@syedreza8722

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah kinda makes his comedy awful

Its like he made this story up right there on the spot

Almost Every comment is about how this wasn't funny😂

@mattgarcia9518

3 жыл бұрын

This was on a Delia type low

@BrokeLogic

2 жыл бұрын

I'm reading the comments while it plays...laughing more at the comments than the video.

He was Classic on Reno 911

@denise2126

4 жыл бұрын

...and on Grandma's Boy!

And this is why we all love Vegas 🤷‍♂️ can you imagine seeing nick passed out under the guitar " bro...is that nick swardson" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This story is crazy! Swardson is one of my favorite comedians! His figure skating bit is awesome.

This was just one long beeping sound when it aired on tv lmao

I live in Vegas. This is a Wednesday.

Love me some Swardson

The way he tells it sounds like it is all made up like wtf

@veganpenguin9421

4 жыл бұрын

Almighty Panda everything he says is made up lol, what do you expect when you tell “jokes” (not stories) for over 20 years

@warmbeer6282

4 жыл бұрын

I take it you're not a fan of movies or tv then

@MyNameIsEarl42

3 жыл бұрын

He personifies the middle schooler who just learned to swear from a limp bizkit cd he stole from his older brother.

Nick gave me a hug at a comedy club in the early 2003! He was doing a bit on his Grandma & being so strong

@_topikk_

2 жыл бұрын

NICHOLAS! YOU'RE THE STRONGEST BOY IN THE WOOOORLD!

I love these videos. every Tuesday I wait with anticipation for it to pop up in my inbox.

@ChainsawTV1

7 жыл бұрын

same here

@MrAndrewthedude

7 жыл бұрын

+ChainsawTV1 I'm not alone in this world. Lol

@MoeMentos

7 жыл бұрын

Didn't they upload this one months ago? Did they pull it and put it up again?

@MrAndrewthedude

7 жыл бұрын

+B. Smith I don't think so at least not that I can remember. in fact if they did I would have been mad and sad.

@MrAndrewthedude

7 жыл бұрын

wheres all the new videos at its been like two weeks since they uploaded a new one. WTF

He's been hanging around with Spade too much. Constantly laughing to himself and just thinking if he says words like "Jager" "coke" and "fisting" he will eventually form a funny sentence.

@dazpatreg

3 жыл бұрын

David Spade is trash

@virg0_lem0nade

11 ай бұрын

YEP, perfect summation of this.

First time the intro is better than the actual story

Run the Jewels!!!! Nicely done!

Are you sure this isn't just a series of AA meetings?

@gecks3464

4 жыл бұрын

Thisold Hatte forreal.

@lls_hennessy_1765

3 жыл бұрын

😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@feliciajenkins5041

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I feel like he made this up in the car on the way there. Definitely struggled this night.

The best I’ve seen so far by far

I have wilder nights than this ...like ugh.. every week

After watching this I've decided too stop cussing

@MyNameIsEarl42

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris Winn Read more comments and stop wondering

@Khoros-Mythos

3 жыл бұрын

@Chris Winn Probably because it's awful.

take a shot everytime he says fucking

@BeKindToAnimals810

6 жыл бұрын

Dont. You will die.

@jamesgannon5875

6 жыл бұрын

Don't mind if I do.

This dude is amazing

that opening was great lol.

this story could have been funny but the way he told it was not funny.

@launabanauna8958

6 жыл бұрын

Taylor The Warlock I concur.

@justbeingawhiteguydoesntme2038

6 жыл бұрын

Well, let's see you guys go up there and do it better. Oh, wait, You guys aren't comedians. If you guys don't like it tough shit! I found it pretty amusing, But it doesn't matter what we all think, because he probably made the amount you fools make in 3-6 months, so I guess the jokes are on you.💯 I'm sure there will be a couple of you crybabies that will try and message me back, but you will be wasting your time, you Took time out of your life to read my comment and I will never read the one you send me back! 😂🖕🏻👊🏼💥😵🖕🏻😂💯

@mitchellzastey

6 жыл бұрын

probably because it wasnt true... or at least my bullshit meter went off and when its not genuine its not funny

@stoneystark5421

6 жыл бұрын

Because he made it up

@rachelevans6352

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing dude! He wasn't using memory vibes at all, sounded so false compared to all the others. Weird how noticeable it was too.....

The best part of this story was when it ended.

My favorite part was the frontier fiber optic ad at 5 minutes.

Saw you Easter Sunday. You were awesome.

He's obviously past his prime But that's ok He had a good run Grandma's Boy forever!

Man, this was a real bummer...

My favorite comedian

Awesome story

My favorite part was when it was over.

@martitinkovich4489

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best!

It's like he forgot how to be funny but remembered that the word fuck is kind of funny so if he just uses it a lot his whole story, it will be really kinda funny...

This was his most chill friend.

That’s the absolute best way to wake up!

Wow Ari, I am glad you got a budget to make all the cool movie trailer style openers. Looks so legit! Keep them coming.

@_topikk_

2 жыл бұрын

This was uploaded 5.5 years ago, my dude...

@mattwhatevz

3 ай бұрын

@@_topikk_ not everyone wears a watch. Appreciate the appreciation bro😂😉

They need to change the name to *this did not happen*

@warmbeer6282

4 жыл бұрын

shut up you talent-less fool

Just fire loved it g

so good

The CD release party he is referring to is Paris Hilton's.

@rupertmurdoch4750

5 жыл бұрын

she has a CD? As in music, not crossdressing, right?

@adolphuslewis424

5 жыл бұрын

@@rupertmurdoch4750 yes she has an album and it's mostly pretty dope. I think it's just called "Paris" but I may be wrong it's been so long since I listened to it. But definitely some good tracks on there check it out. Paul Oakenfold actually remixed one of her songs and it's a favorite of mine

@warmbeer6282

4 жыл бұрын

@@rupertmurdoch4750 always good to upvote yourself.

@rupertmurdoch4750

4 жыл бұрын

@@warmbeer6282 See how it was one and now its two? Dont you feel like an asshole.

@nodiggity9472

3 жыл бұрын

@@adolphuslewis424 Paul Oakenfold has remixed everything ever released since 1989.

Had a nice candle light dinner and went to bed LOL

The intro beat is heat.

I love this dood. "Seriously Who Farted" was An Awesome stand up!!

The chick with the pink hair distracted me the whole time

@NickRoman

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. She kind of looks like Katy Perry, no? And when i say that, that's supposed to be a good thing.

@NickRoman

7 жыл бұрын

***** , haha just clarifying. You never know.

@jerrymack95

7 жыл бұрын

i kept noticing the guy to his right that looks like jeffery dahmer

@danielcaleb8972

7 жыл бұрын

yooo me too I thought I was the only one!

@kwromney

5 жыл бұрын

Yp

Great person.

Just fuccin chilled bro🤘🤘🤘

10:18 is the most funniest part 😂

I am so confused why everyone is saying he bombed when the audience was laughing the whole time and it was hilarious lmao very weird

@polarvortex3294

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it either... Seemed like classic Swardson to me, and probably true, if you know anything about him. My best guess is that dissatisfied people are more likely to comment than satisfied people. I mean, did you ever have a good fast-food meal (back when we could go to restaurants!) and then afterward ask to see the manager? Nobody does that, basically. So if a manager heeds only in-person feedback he'd have to conclude few people liked the place, even if it was packed every day.

@larryshepherd5380

3 жыл бұрын

It's classic swordson, I thought he was great. The crowd seemed to like it too.

@TAKERfan121

3 жыл бұрын

For people of his caliber that is definitely a bomb. The crowd energy wasn’t with him. I’ve felt that feeling and it’s definitely here. Unfortunately..

@jasonking454

3 жыл бұрын

People don't understand the concept of this show. It's not a "set", it's literally just telling crazy stories. There's no punchlines or anything.

I dont think I laughed once. im just staring at it.

Read a few of the comments before he started and I wrote this and left. Thanks you guys lol

@darienhigh

3 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@wadestilwell4228

3 жыл бұрын

@@darienhigh same

This is the first time a "This Is Not Happenning" video gets a thumb down.

that moment you realize you're bombing so you end your set

I’m with him right now

That intro though!

Comment section rough on this one.

@johnnymac2895

4 жыл бұрын

SOUR S4G I thought it was funny snowflakes just can't handle all the cursing I guess

@jamesr.ackerman4131

4 жыл бұрын

Not rough enough

Yeah this is like he's lying like making it up on the spot. Nobody tells an actual personal story like that

This shit was fucking hilarious man idk what y’all are talking about. Nick’s a legend.

I watched three minutes and couldn't. Nick ... you're funny. Wtf, man. Just ten minutes of him BOMBING it. Too painful.

Yeeeeaah dude! 🤘

Lol he bombed

@lf2nd705

5 жыл бұрын

Added laughing

We’ll there goes 10 minutes of my life that i will never get back

shoutout Run the Jewels real quick

Well I hope everyone is right, I’m only 50 seconds into the video and going to the next one.

@mr.yellowstrat3352

4 жыл бұрын

The skit doesn't even start until well after a minute. You didn't even give it a chance. Lmao epitome of this generation

@sunnydee196

4 жыл бұрын

You were better off for it. This was sad and lame.

Yea this story sounds super believable... I was actually at that casino when this happened. What he left out from the story was that as soon as Matt stepped foot inside the casino, Arnold Schwarzenegger came back in time, took all of Matt’s clothes and then went on to defeat skynet! That’s why Matt was able to get inside the casino and was left with his tighty whities... Was this some kind of terrible audition for the hangover movie or something ?

Nick Swardson is a bro legend

@matthewhorizon6050

5 жыл бұрын

This is anything but legendary.

Yo asian front row is gorg

@trevorschu

6 жыл бұрын

MY WIFE

@Chartoise

5 жыл бұрын

Gorg? Dumbest name ever.

@c0m4g1bb

5 жыл бұрын

Chartoise i agree what kind of horseshit is chatoise. You fucking tortoise

@thomaspayne6866

4 жыл бұрын

Chartoise - ever? Like... ever?

wow the alcohol has took its toll on him

@joseywales7829

7 жыл бұрын

dirtynipples26 lol calling me a homo while saying another man looks fine, thats just funny. plus its not like im insulting him im just stating the obvious. hes 39 so that not exactly young but hes also a known alcoholic and that shits makes you look old.

@NB-gu9rs

7 жыл бұрын

+dirtynipples26 So basically, you're a degenerate without shitty facial hair, is what I'm taking away from all this. Also, I'm pretty sure calling other men "quite homosexual" is quite repressed-homosexual.

@jp3mcpherson

7 жыл бұрын

josey wales - the hamburgers has taken their toll.

@joseywales7829

7 жыл бұрын

jokyejoker wow nick dont get so offended

@tacotacotington3638

7 жыл бұрын

I think its moreso the fact he put some weight on and hes got facial hair, which he hasnt had like 98% of his career

Nick is hilarious in any movie or tv show he's in but he always seems so uncomfortable when doing standup

@klebeau4

7 жыл бұрын

i think its because he always tries to freestyle through his standups instead of writing

@andensum9660

4 жыл бұрын

Very true

@tutinn_

Жыл бұрын

He always seems uncomfortable in the movies also lol that’s what makes it funnier to me, my opinion

I lov' him!

Fisting Yeah 🤘🏻

I want the last ten minutes of my life back

It’s hard to nail it every time he’s a good comic

@ExtremeModeration

2 жыл бұрын

well said, brother

You aint gotta lie ta kick it bruh!

GREAT STORY BRO!!!sheem

When did Swardson start driving a semi?

reminds me of a chick telling u about her Vegas night when you're telling her over and over that u dont care

@jessiemorrison4425

3 жыл бұрын

Fucken eh

Dudes hilarious

He dresses like a sixth grader hahaa still one of the GOATS

#1 way to tell when someone is lying is they repeatedly have to tell you they’re not lying...

I love Nick, but I gotta say this story was waaayyyy funnier when he told it on Norm MacDonald's show!!

Nick made this up and we all can tell ,

lol the intro