Bite me, Franklin Why must I be a young Christopher Walken? There's no place like a bank

Kid: "why am I always broke?" "Maybe it's your crack habit"

@christieperry4361

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's these mortgage payments

@rndmpinkiepie64

5 жыл бұрын

@@christieperry4361 that kid pays a mortgage? He's doing great

@christieperry4361

5 жыл бұрын

I know. A mortgage and crack habbit?

We can't blame William's father for not being around much, he's busy being a giant of modern literature.

Ben Franklin was definitely the best president we ever had, because he was never actually president.

Why am I always broke? Maybe it's my crack habbit!

William later had a freak-out over a world without zinc.

@df1980able

5 жыл бұрын

And springs!!

Franklin: Tell me about the 20th century ladies, my boy.

Kid in video....... I never have money when I need it.. Ben franklin; maybe stop buying pornography

"Bite me, Franklin!" "plan my spending...how do i do that?...have illiegitimate children" hahaha! "keep a budget flexible...like Gumby" "take that budge of yours, Dad...and shove it"

Fine print on the dance poster: Greasy Scarecrow Boy Not Invited. 😂

What money? Don't smart-mouth me, boy...

Why must I be a young Christopher Walken

Who knew there would be a future?

See you next week son!

"MAH BOI, This Money is what All True Warriors Strive for"

six to seven dollars a week must have been a buttload for a high school kid to make in the 50's

@thesilencer1969

6 жыл бұрын

$ 7 comes to $ 69.03 in 2018 money .

I feel so guilty at laughing at 6:46.

If the real Benjamin Franklin watched this, he would be laughing his pants off! Haha!

@rickblaine5429

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Put your pants back on!

Crow: One word job!

"huh..Alfred Hitchcock!" "Jump on my stomach" "You could sell your body!" "Could you get your stomach off my desk please" LMFAO! XD

Tom: And why I talking to myself!

Do you know what a budget is? "It's a fish, right?" What our government has been saying for almost 50 years

They did a good job with the simple profile of franklin, but I feel like a different voice would have matched better.

Dang! I wish dead guys would show up whenever I had problems.

And the results of that.... What?! Results of that what?!

I DON'T KNOW!!

Tom: Do money grow on trees?

The movie our politicians slept through.....

Someone should send this short to Congress

Don't smart mouth me boy....

"Benjamin Franklin was tried in the 8th circuit court on stalking charges. In a minute, the results of that trial." Hehehehehe!

This is my weekly feigning of interest in you, son.

This one might be the best one! XDDDDD

But it was too late. William filed Chapter 11.

lol hilarious!

hahaha we used to watch old mystery science theater videos in our social studies class. Yeah, VHS! Remember those? I wonder where my teacher found them but at least a couple of times a month she would wheel the tv & vcr into the class and we would have a discussion afterwards.

Results of that trial. It's a reference to the old show Dragnet.

Ya know... as bizarre as some of these shorts are, the principles at the core are sound enough, it's just the way they're presented is just.... well, strange.

"Produced by imps!"

Money is fun! Bite me Franklin! Scorcerer! There's no place like a bank Tom bosley comes to haunt him Sell your body James Joyce Fathers?! Furs cars trips to Vegas You talkin to Mee Fit the user...like a teddy Jay Gatsby

Grow: Get 20 hamburgers at foot food.

You earn between 6 and 7 dollars a week... Oooooo...

Please....the only way to get teens to think of Ben Franklin these days is to either have him hunt vampires (for boys) or include him as a young pretty anime boy in Hetalia (for girls.)

Could be worse, could have been Herbert Hoover in his room...

7:41, Benny Gets A BLowy!!

and shove it

"Bob is annual."

@christieperry4361

6 жыл бұрын

Nathanamerican27 yeah back when the guy pumped gas for you

1:50... Inception.

@maidink I bet one of them was Kennedy taking his place on the half-dollar. :-)

@Thepocalypse sadly,they would never get away with saying that in this day and age.

@ArielannaDragonBlood For some reason, he sort of reminds me of the Penguin from Batman.

Produced by Imps.

@luisreyes1963

6 жыл бұрын

SMAXZO Now they work for Harpo Studios. 👺

Thats one creepy Benjamin Franklin

@luisreyes1963

7 жыл бұрын

ArielannaDragonBlood At least he had his trousers on...😝

@kevin2400

4 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhhhhuuure

I know. Was a joke cause the video cut off before he could finish the line. lol.