"excuse me while i light my spliff"

This short is so crazy. "POPPIES!" That line makes me laugh my ass off everytime.

Steven Wright as the refrigerator, ladies and gentlemen.

"Oh wish in one hand and crap in the other and see what piles up first."

-"Uh huh theres a Frisbee in the gutter" -"just...answer my hair driver" -"you know I was known as a bit of Chick Handler in High School"

Lucy, I'm DEAD!! He's trying to have a Montclair moment! Oh, I love it when I get a call in my pants!!!

Now they'll get Immaculate Reception

"Sir, should we get onto wars or starvation or anything...?"

*Their* guardian angel? Which one forfeited theirs when they got married?

"What would Liberace do? Oh I'd better not do that."

"Something is coming up in exactly 30 minutes!" Yeah, but they'll be happy with that. HEYO! Oh, I love it when I get a call in my pants!

Lucy, I'm dead!

I half expected him to say, "We are the dead." after the phone rang and he said, "They're on to us!"

*Once Upon a Honeymoon* Servo: Oh, how many times Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie had sex! Mike: Ohhh, I was known as something of a chick handler myself! Crow: Ha! He's tryin' to have a Mon Claire moment!! XD Bryon

Oh no Angel dust

What's w/ the LMFAO spectacles? (I think Redfoo wears 'em.)

What rhymes with Blue Balls?

5:50 is the best part

Know I where The Doctor got is catch phrase

Poor Buck Henry

...what would Liberace do...uh, better not do that...

This is so familiar it's li- OHMYGODWHOSELINEISITANYWAY.

4:13 "I wanna have se-e-e-e-ex!"

@bmt277 I was watching this short on my lunch break at work and I was drinking water when that line hit. You can imagine what happened next. What made it even more embarassing was that my boss and his boss were standing a few feet away having a conversation when it happened.