"The ear is the human organ a public speaker is most likely to try and impress." "Right after the nipple." XD

"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone."

PSA: "THINK TALL, TALK TALL, STAND TALL, WALK TALL" This PSA was bought to you by everyone who has never been in a wheelchair

@jaynenunya6070

2 жыл бұрын

yeah these 50s shorts are just full of ableism

"Now you're a can-opener, metal and shiny and taciturn." xD lmaooo

"Now remember that appearance is important."You must appear, and you must have matter.

The knee test got me through speech class.

"Don't do this DURING the speech."

Servo's "eagle" cries at the end kill me every single time. I can't believe I always forget this one.

"Remember, appearance has a 'pear' in it!" Mind, blown.

@MrHmg55

3 жыл бұрын

In one of the "Alice and Jerry" readers used in elementary schools in the '50s and '60s, a chapter about a spelling bee contained the advice, "Remember, there's 'a rat' in 'separate.'" That, at least, reminded you how to spell "separate" correctly. Using "a pear" as a guide would lead you to misspell "appearance" with only one "p."

I was at the dentist this morning getting a cleaning and got to thinking about this short for some reason. That's a tough place to get the giggles.

we all know the most important part of a speech is to use plenty of lip and tongue action

@pronkb000

3 жыл бұрын

John Heard?

@rickblaine5429

3 жыл бұрын

SPEECH! SPEECH!

Narrator: Why? Servo: Because we like you!

"Next, we have the he-man athletic type..." Grandpa?!

I just can't take Professor Buehler seriously without his wire rack.

"Yes, that's Eisenhower's America!"

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

Especially at 3:15 😑

"I like this one cuz it's whiter" (I laughed for like a minute after that!) "plus the polish gets you high" "make sure your part is GAUGHED into your skull!" "next we have the he-man, athletic type...Grandpa?" "You'll look poised and dignified...uh, no you wont"

@shuttittuppitt9355

2 жыл бұрын

Also, from (approximately) 7:05 to 8:05 just gets WEIRD! Did the makers of this PSA REALLY think that ANYBODY wanted to see THAT?! & for at least a whole minute too! It was good for one of the better jokes though. "Yeah. That's it, baby. Shake that MONEY MAKER!"

"Shake that money maker!" Servo's scream at the end! hahaha

"I will not make the knee test!" LOL! "....until you're incrediblely turned on!"

The sexual innuendo of Servo's comment at 0:25 goes along great with the "Use plenty of Lip & Tongue Action" comment from "MST3K - Using Your Voice" (short).

"She keeps her feet clamped tightly together." "Enough said." "The lion senses weakness and close in, chewing at his hamstrings."

"My posture looks good KAAAWWWW KAWWWWW!"

"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone." "Make sure your part is gouged into your skull."

Ear, eyes, a doll, a tree, a flower... were they STONED when they made this movie?

@williamhiers1280

4 жыл бұрын

The doll, tree and flower were about how we tend to judge based on whether something is pleasant to look at.

@vinny4411

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Women be different than men! Word." LMAO!

"I like this one cause it's whiter" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOL! That was hilarious.

Women be different than men!

@cord2250

9 жыл бұрын

Yougotsblounchsked Word!

@hismom5600

6 жыл бұрын

Yougotsblounchsked 😂

"Women be different than men... word."

"Remember appearance has a pear in it"

"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone" 2:40 hilarious

@laurallewien2165

2 жыл бұрын

Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

"My posture's good! *SQWAAAK!*"

Think tall, talk tall, stand tall and walk tall. ...shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.

My postures' good! *scree* *scraw*

5:17 Best part.

I love MST3K, and this short actually helped me out in my Public Speaking class.

10 people did not make the knee test.

I really miss the SATELLITE OF LOVE and IT'S Astronauts of MS3K,

Love the Posture Pals reference at the beginning These guys are hilarious XD "SPEECH! SPEECH!" "Women be different than men... word." "I'm nor a FLOWER!!!" XD

"I will not make the KNEE test!" XD

Women be different than men. Word.

"Ever seen a one eared elephant?" LOL, I haven't heard that one in years and it somehow slipped past the censors. Good work guys.

"There, I said it and I'd say it again if I have to"

Seriously though this seems like a PSA for Duloc's citizens

I like how Lindybeige has disproven everything said in this supposed informative movie just by talking.

“And maybe you should smile more.”

I was looking for this when you first mentioned it on lj. Thank for uploading!

Just one more thing.. When he said "Word!", I about lost it😅😂

Me as soon as the video ended: 🎵It's time for Rifftrax (Riff-trax)🎶

3:38 "His speech about maintaining segregation is so powerful!"

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

Did ancient Toastmasters make this film? 🎥

Appearance is the basis upon which a girl chooses a new doll. "I like this one 'cause it's whiter." LOL!

7:15 Aaaay Macarena! (IIIIIGHT)

I love the riff Servo made after the narrator's comment about the human ear at 0:21 [Narrator:] "The Ear is the human organ, the public speaker is most likely to try to impress, as he makes a speech." [Tom Servo:] "After The Human Nipple!" - 0:26 (I have to admit, I got "cracked up" a few time as I was typing this, it's the kind Riff that makes you laugh the more you think about it.)

"Be sure to get a new chin" :D

"until you're incredibly turned on" - LMFAO

Gotta love MST3K.

"you must appear and you must have matter"

shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall

The old man at 5:04 is E.C. Buehler, who uttered the memorable line "use plenty of lip and tongue action" in a previous speech short.

look tall, act tall, think tall. pfft lol

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

What if you're Robert Reich?

"WOOORD." "My posture's good! REEEE! REEE!"

"There were a lot of forensics going on in Kansas in the 50's." A reference to In Cold Blood, perhaps?

3:45 That rather bedraggled man is the gym teacher from another MST3K'd short, "Why Study Industrial Arts". His "acting" hasn't gotten better between the two shorts either... :)

"I like this one cuz it's whiter!" LMAO

MST3k was awesome, thanks for posting!

"...Plus, the polish gets you high!"

THAT'S what I've been doing wrong all this time! I havn't been crouching tall! No wonder my speeches didn't go over well.

I just act like I have good appearance, when I shop at the dollar store, and people treat me like I do.

5:57!!!! Funny as HELL!

I can't believe they made that old man do that twirling his knees

"Be sure to get a new chin". And that guys' look.. it's like a cross between "dictator" and "constipated".

"I will not make the knee test!"

Remember, appearance has a pear in it.

"Yet startlingly erotic! Heeh... heeeeeh." I love this show so muchhhh.

Thank you, E.C. Buehler, for two hilarious shorts.

This is basically what they teach you in tai-chi.

The eyes of Kenneth Mars!

the best short, in front of the best episode of MST3K.

Ever seen a one-eared elephant?

@MrObvious333

10 жыл бұрын

All hail Crowe!! I can't believe they got that one by the censors!!

"i like this one cuz it's whiter" "plus the polish gets you high!" "make sure your part is gauged into your skull" " you must appear and you must have matter"

0:27 Ahh. The album cover of Hall & Oates' "Private Eyes." My Dad has it; true story.

7:14 - "Knee Test?" You've got to be kidding me. (Note: the "Knee Test" is apparenty an early version of the "Macarena" that never quite caught on as a popular dance.)

0:22 That ear has no canal. What the?

Psssh..that exercise doesn't matter when you are a skier. I can keep my balance no matter how far apart my feet are.

7:30 "Sir, I'm sorry we can't allow restroom breaks during your speech. Please focus & show the audience your words & ideas. Try not 2 show them your ♫☺⌂ʇ." 2L8! "GASP!" "You know, considering that speech, I think his words & ideas came out the wrong end." (rim shot)

i love that part too!

"Ummm..Is your speech over, Mr. Johnston ?"

I will not take the knee test!

lmfao!!! "you MUST appear and you must have matter!!" ROFL!!

Women be different than men.

A healthy respite for Mike and the bots before the feature ran them to hell...with nothing but a penny and a broken cigarette.

@fraudr100

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, and 8:39. It speaks for itself.

Great point!

I'm not a flower...

5:59 makes me giggle every time.

[Tom Servo:] "After The Human Nipple!" - 0:24 - 0:25 (possibly best to start at 0:23)

CHAFE TALL JUMP TALL CROUCH TALL

reminds me of the filmstrips we had to watch in school.

i watched this in high school, and bleive it or not i actually use a lot of the posture advice from this whenever ive done speeches in school!!!

@rickblaine5429

3 жыл бұрын

SPEECH! SPEECH!

"Now you're ready to rub out Sonny Corleone!"

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

Funny. 😬

@laurallewien2165

2 жыл бұрын

Meet me at the toll booth....leave the gun, take the cannoli

3:44 1. Ironically, it was actually the man w/ good appearance who was drunk. 2. Ironically, this guy won his reelection as one of Hawaii's senators.

Shave tall, jump tall, and crouch tall.

It's Prof. "Lip and Tongue Action" Buehler himself at 5:20--showing the nation how the gangstaz say the words, yo.