MST3K - Hired!

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 Short for Hired

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  • @RocMegamanX
    @RocMegamanX16 жыл бұрын

    Crow's Rod Serling impersation won me over in this short.

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom12315 жыл бұрын

    *smack* "THERE! That's how you handle a salesman!" Theres SO much I want to quote in this short! This is like the best one I've seen so far!

  • @desertrose777
    @desertrose77716 жыл бұрын

    his impersonation is really spot on!!!

  • @LeviathanoftheDanube
    @LeviathanoftheDanube14 жыл бұрын

    "You've killed again haven't you son?" - lmfao!

  • @MusicSavvy0419
    @MusicSavvy041917 жыл бұрын

    "Son, you've killed again, haven't you?" Hahaha! Great episode, Thanks for posting!

  • @nonabliss
    @nonabliss13 жыл бұрын

    "Maybe I should not have dressed as the Angel of Death." Love Crow!!!

  • @JiaBlackholesun
    @JiaBlackholesun15 жыл бұрын

    Damn, and here I was just thinking "Hey, works for either bush!" :)

  • @Jania25
    @Jania2518 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for posting the whole thing this was great

  • @utcowboybebopfan
    @utcowboybebopfan18 жыл бұрын

    "You got a lot on your mind these days son" "Just the usualy things" Crushing Puppies

  • @xxdamonxx77
    @xxdamonxx7715 жыл бұрын

    This video is awesome!! Thanks for posting it!!

  • @Raidergod25
    @Raidergod2516 жыл бұрын

    ROFLMAO "Submitted for your approval...A salesman who has no courage..." Twilight Zone reference straight slayed me....

  • @pmctee
    @pmctee Жыл бұрын

    I've never seen anything like this but oh my gosh it was funny. 🤣 Even funnier was that I was totally expecting a stoking-you-up Bible study moment, then this. Bahaha!

  • @t1mmysrevenge
    @t1mmysrevenge15 жыл бұрын

    "This is the front door! You were just at the back door!" "Im not going away this time! I can stand here all day!"

  • @nonabliss
    @nonabliss12 жыл бұрын

    @Harmonator1000 I googled "Hello wall" and found out it was a country song from the sixties.....I learn so much from MST3K!

  • @rememberization
    @rememberization15 жыл бұрын

    "Submitted for your approval..."

  • @hudson2441
    @hudson244117 жыл бұрын

    "A.K.A The pantless salesman?! Or the piddling Peddler?!"

  • @parchiethegreat
    @parchiethegreat16 жыл бұрын

    i love it when servo says: "hello wall."

  • @Irrelevant402
    @Irrelevant40212 жыл бұрын

    "No body buy a car from him pass it on!" "Don't buy a car from him pass it on!" "Don't buy a car!"

  • @chardtomp
    @chardtomp10 жыл бұрын

    "Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of death."

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT17 жыл бұрын

    "I'm going to do everything to prove you're right." Which isn't much! My failure seems more and more imminent...

  • @dcbandnerd
    @dcbandnerd17 жыл бұрын

    And then I was an Eagle Scout! CLASSIC.

  • @djmccoul
    @djmccoul16 жыл бұрын

    "This is the front door! You were just at the back door!" lol

  • @Antichrist616
    @Antichrist61616 жыл бұрын

    "there are signs on every door now. We have a car, we have a car."

  • @skribblegirl
    @skribblegirl17 жыл бұрын

    "submitted for your approval... a man who has no car" LOL

  • @IDontBrakeForStacy
    @IDontBrakeForStacy15 жыл бұрын

    The Rod Serling impression was dead on.

  • @mikezylstra7514
    @mikezylstra75142 жыл бұрын

    Dig those lovely brick & stone homes on the north side of Detroit near 7 Mile (18961 is about 5 houses south of 7 Mile Rd) probably near Livernois. Built by masters in the 1930's. You can pick up one of those brick to the peak mini-mansions for about 50K (if you can get to it alive and you aren't afraid of schwartzas).

  • @DastardlyMatt
    @DastardlyMatt17 жыл бұрын

    "And then I became an Eagle Scout. But that's enough about me..."

  • @HistoryGeek4U
    @HistoryGeek4U16 жыл бұрын

    "I'll be upstairs in my burlap teddy." LOL.

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine14 жыл бұрын

    "No, no, you see, it's called a 'CAR'! Look, I know you don't have a license... but just LOOK at this truck!" "Maybe I shouldn't have dressed as the angel of Death..." "I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"

  • @DurangoMI
    @DurangoMI14 жыл бұрын

    "Well, I'll go deep-fry something." LOL!

  • @lonelysith66
    @lonelysith6614 жыл бұрын

    "If I could read, I'd know what the problem is." Yeah, that would help. XD

  • @OriginalRocketJock
    @OriginalRocketJock17 жыл бұрын

    *SLAP!* THAT'S how you handle a salesman!

  • @dragmaXE
    @dragmaXE2 жыл бұрын

    8:37 THAT’S how you handle a salesmen!

  • @cora1334
    @cora13345 жыл бұрын

    Top 10 movies that were turned into musicals

  • @cooldude32841
    @cooldude3284117 жыл бұрын

    "Do I start selling right away?" "HAH in that suit?!"

  • @ngobleus
    @ngobleus16 жыл бұрын

    "Oh..I didn't know he had a prison record, says here he's wanted in Idaho!"

  • @Blitzkrieg1701
    @Blitzkrieg170118 жыл бұрын

    YES! Finally, the first part!!!

  • @szqsk8
    @szqsk813 жыл бұрын

    The next sequel is Hired! 3 laid off for two years. I love these 'shorts' (Posture Pals, Good Grooming, etc).

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT17 жыл бұрын

    'I thought I knew something about car selling...' But I was living a horrible lie.

  • @hermanzoon
    @hermanzoon15 жыл бұрын

    They all knew that Pearl Harbor was in a few months and decided to wait until better times.

  • @Hollyberrystreats
    @Hollyberrystreats15 жыл бұрын

    "There's a pretty all encompassing book" -I love gentle comedy

  • @ErinIsPunk
    @ErinIsPunk14 жыл бұрын

    "Now get back on your side of the desk!"

  • @beensupe
    @beensupe18 жыл бұрын

    "HEY! Keep it down over there!" LMAO, genius.

  • @HenryvKeiper
    @HenryvKeiper14 жыл бұрын

    3:07 - I had an incident like that a few months ago while car shopping. Freggin' car salesmen were trying to pull the "What's it gonna take to get you to buy a car" routine, even though I had distinctly said I was just lookin', not buyin'. I felt like lamenting aloud like Tom does there, ha ha.

  • @grim_241
    @grim_24117 жыл бұрын

    ahh!!! a classic short! the first part was with Bride of the Monster and the second part was with Manos.

  • @jeffmnaz
    @jeffmnaz14 жыл бұрын

    door to door car salesman, I remember them. That's how I bought my Vega.

  • @projekt888
    @projekt88817 жыл бұрын

    "You've killed again, haven't you, son?"

  • @hudson2441
    @hudson244117 жыл бұрын

    "Yeah testify son!"

  • @galoon
    @galoon15 жыл бұрын

    panakuken---part I was paired with Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster--another one of my favorites!

  • @PhuckstickMcGee
    @PhuckstickMcGee15 жыл бұрын

    "Crushing puppies" LMFAO!!!

  • @LadyOtacon
    @LadyOtacon15 жыл бұрын

    "I can't believe that I went on his couch"

  • @notyoursavior78
    @notyoursavior7814 жыл бұрын

    This is awesome. "I knew you'd try and make me pay money." LOL!

  • @Pamathey
    @Pamathey15 жыл бұрын

    "Honey- I got a job, can I come in please?" lol

  • @TheGavio93
    @TheGavio9314 жыл бұрын

    "Nobody buy a car. Pass it down."

  • @desertnerd
    @desertnerd13 жыл бұрын

    "I think you've got what it takes" "Brylcreem" That made me lol

  • @Subatomic1000
    @Subatomic100013 жыл бұрын

    he whispers at 39 seconds "its a mistake!"

  • @NinjaKow0
    @NinjaKow014 жыл бұрын

    "I knew you'd try to make me pay money!"

  • @burkezillar
    @burkezillar17 жыл бұрын

    "If I could read I'd know what the problem was"

  • @OonaCanute
    @OonaCanute11 жыл бұрын

    Like father, like son!

  • @terrismith9095
    @terrismith9095 Жыл бұрын

    1:09 reading back to front trying to reverse the moment he took this gig.

  • @xNervousxBrainx
    @xNervousxBrainx14 жыл бұрын

    *smack* Thats how you handle a salesman!

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba14 жыл бұрын

    Submitted for your approval,A salesman who has no car.

  • @XM8Noble
    @XM8Noble13 жыл бұрын

    *whispers* dont buy a car, dont buy a car

  • @chrishopkins77
    @chrishopkins7716 жыл бұрын

    "Good time to case the joint..."

  • @JiaBlackholesun
    @JiaBlackholesun14 жыл бұрын

    Didn't know he had a record, says here he's wanted in Idaho!

  • @LMTR14
    @LMTR1415 жыл бұрын

    this one is hilarious!

  • @StormsandSaugeye
    @StormsandSaugeye17 жыл бұрын

    -whispers- nobody buy a car pass it down

  • @hellacoolutc
    @hellacoolutc15 жыл бұрын

    What's pretty humorous (or sad) is that they meant Bush Sr., but has stood the test of time with the second administration.

  • @tdickensheets
    @tdickensheets8 жыл бұрын

    Man: Do you want buy...? Lady: No!

  • @MagicalTrumpy
    @MagicalTrumpy15 жыл бұрын

    she's waintin' for him in her burlap teddy!

  • @Erdenichtspricht
    @Erdenichtspricht16 жыл бұрын

    @5:03 Tom: "Hmm.. I didn't know he had a prison record... it says here he's wanted in Idaho!.." Joel: "Hmm?.. What in the world? Assault with a deadly weapon?!.." Crow: "Aka 'the pantsless salesman,' or 'the piddling peddler?!'.." Joel: "What ah- he got a D in Trigonometry?! My--Oh tch tch tch..." Tom: "Well, but he is a Pisces with a moon in Ares..." Crow: "I'd fire him if he weren't my son..."

  • @jay611
    @jay61117 жыл бұрын

    The pantsless sales me, oh my the piddeling Peddler!" ROFLMFWAO

  • @siphillis
    @siphillis13 жыл бұрын

    "Well, that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration." Even funnier today!

  • @WhatCrass
    @WhatCrass17 жыл бұрын

    "Nice night for it"

  • @lovecraft231
    @lovecraft23113 жыл бұрын

    "Hmm, my failure seems more and more immanent."

  • @rickblaine5429

    @rickblaine5429

    3 жыл бұрын

    a D in spelling!

  • @davidredpath1389
    @davidredpath13899 жыл бұрын

    Don Kelley was Fired!!!!

  • @Dablkwid0w2008
    @Dablkwid0w200814 жыл бұрын

    When the hireree said Can I start selling right away I thought the boss said First, you gotta know your drugs...lol

  • @mimimousegirl
    @mimimousegirl17 жыл бұрын

    "oh... gravity at work!"

  • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
    @Alucard-A-La-Carte17 жыл бұрын

    HAH! "Jam Handy" is the same people that did "Spring Fever" with the horrendous imp Coily!

  • @AengusFallon
    @AengusFallon15 жыл бұрын

    "I think it's time you moved out on your own, son" Jesus, that's brilliant. I can't stop laughing.

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA12 жыл бұрын

    "Wow, that's something you didn't hear too much during the Bush administration!" Now THAT'S called being ahead of your time.

  • @notyoursavior78
    @notyoursavior7814 жыл бұрын

    "That's right, testify son!" That whole entire scene is hilarious. (flicks wrist) "That's how you handle a salesman."

  • @Stazmo2
    @Stazmo214 жыл бұрын

    Wow, i never noticed that before. Anyone with even rudimentary sales skill wouldn't suck so bad.

  • @kittykatBflat
    @kittykatBflat13 жыл бұрын

    "Hired 2, laid off" lmao, ouch

  • @Hulloder
    @Hulloder14 жыл бұрын

    No, no, no! I don't want to buy a car! *sob*

  • @Taranchula
    @Taranchula14 жыл бұрын

    Well, both shorts were made by the Jam Handy (To the rescue!) foundation so it would make sense that they would reuse sets and locations.

  • @sharondaatlagniappe
    @sharondaatlagniappe14 жыл бұрын

    "Cop Killer, hmm, this sounds like fun!"

  • @anthrax2525
    @anthrax252514 жыл бұрын

    "AKA The Pantsless Salesman?! The Piddling Peddler?!?"

  • @zigzigzig
    @zigzigzig14 жыл бұрын

    haha. "maybe i should not have dressed as the angel of death..."

  • @DastardlyMatt
    @DastardlyMatt17 жыл бұрын

    This was on the Ed Wood stinker "Bride of the Monster".

  • @CommodoreGroovy
    @CommodoreGroovy13 жыл бұрын

    4:00 - nice rod serling impersonation crow.

  • @placeholder399
    @placeholder39917 жыл бұрын

    "i guess i shouldnt be selling cars in amish country."

  • @ChrisSwan01
    @ChrisSwan0117 жыл бұрын

    HARD!

  • @MyMelyanna
    @MyMelyanna17 жыл бұрын

    Are you there, Lord? lmao

  • @HazyChase20
    @HazyChase2015 жыл бұрын

    "Honey, I got a job, can I come in, please? uh..."

  • @KIsimpleS
    @KIsimpleS14 жыл бұрын

    I thought I knew all about trucks, but I was living a horrible lie!

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT16 жыл бұрын

    The sequel is called 'Hired 2: Laid Off'

  • @Schragmeister
    @Schragmeister14 жыл бұрын

    0:05 - 0:10 I had no idea Crow was psychic!

  • @HenryvKeiper
    @HenryvKeiper15 жыл бұрын

    "...aka the Pantless Salesman?!"

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd17 жыл бұрын

    Good point, I will!

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