Doctor: *"When was the last time you drank water?"* Me recalling what my recruiter told me: *"No."*

@timer42s_83

5 жыл бұрын

ClearNights like I was told by my recruiter, when u get to Meps just “shut the fuck up, don’t say shit”

@Mikewee777

5 жыл бұрын

ClearNights , some recruits drank so much cola that their piss was brown. I am not joking.

@Vatniks_are_clowns

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Whatthefuck27

5 жыл бұрын

On Jah 😭😂

@jonathanwells223

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Richard that’s disgusting

YES = Your Enlistment Stops - NO = New Opportunities. Don't tell them a damn thing.

@infamous1454

6 жыл бұрын

Should I let them know I have taken exlax for constipation, and will I get disqualified for lying about not taking any substances like exlax? I go to meps next Thursday.

@infamous1454

5 жыл бұрын

Walrus HD, I didnt, and I enlisted in the Army ng 11bravo a couple weeks ago.

@adonysvargas8759

5 жыл бұрын

I have never heard anything more fucking accurate in my life

@redjack7296

5 жыл бұрын

No's get goes

@infamous1454

5 жыл бұрын

PatrioticPatrol, New Mexico

MEPS during wartime: You look reasonably humanoid and alive, pass MEPS during peacetime: unless you got the brain of Einstein, the body of Superman and the moral code of Mr. Rogers don’t even bother

@vitalityfox

5 жыл бұрын

Tadicuslegion78 I'm hoping we have to go to war within the next 4 or so months. Not because I want to but because of this reason.

@angelkrom1231

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jibrankhantareen7300

5 жыл бұрын

Wait ! So youre telling me US Army has morals ?

@Dover939

4 жыл бұрын

@@vitalityfox rip

@brianl2483

4 жыл бұрын

@@vitalityfox not sure if you heard or not but we've been at war for 19 years now. You might want to look into this before you sign the dotted line

Bruh my Doctor got suspicious and about halfway through said “Can you look me in the eyes” and I said “No” cause I was on autopilot

@ThatDudeJCrash

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@davidbydefault6333

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@MsClarissa2012

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Topic_____542

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 So did the doctor send you home or you pass?

@benbox47

3 жыл бұрын

@@Topic_____542 I passed, I’m a proud 15T now

* Coughs * Meps Doctor: You have stage 2 cancer, you can't join

@goddesempress13

5 жыл бұрын

German Fury yes

@nickjr4460

5 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh yes! LMAO

@trashuogaming3330

5 жыл бұрын

My friend just got a dq for testicle cancer. So he has to get his balls checked by a doctor and come back. I went on the first and second of the month and holy shit i shouldve been dq for the shit i did.

@alit5563

5 жыл бұрын

Trashuo Gaming what ever happened to your friend?

@Shadynastys

5 жыл бұрын

@@alit5563 he died of nutsack cancer

Meps 101 Have you ever...no Did you ever...no How often...no When’s the last time...no

@sanjaykaaumoana-morton9310

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Bisky lol yep plead the fifth

@trentdevlaminck9927

5 жыл бұрын

N.O.( New Opportunities), Y.E.S( Your Enlistment Stops)

@4u5tinbank31

5 жыл бұрын

How does weed make you feel......no

@briannal4816

5 жыл бұрын

@@4u5tinbank31 😂😂

@spcbrashears4822

5 жыл бұрын

Jay Bisky exactly

Last time I was at MEPS there was this kid that came out of the sound booth bragging that the dr had never known anyone with such perfect hearing. I asked him what his MOS was going to be and he said artillery. I laughed and said “ kiss your perfect hearing goodbye “...

@kingbyrd.1512

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't deserve that hearing if he went to artillery lol

@WRMonger1

4 жыл бұрын

King Byrd. Indeed not

@WRMonger1

4 жыл бұрын

P N probably does now, that was back in 95...

@sockaccount8116

4 жыл бұрын

@@WRMonger1 that kid now: WHAAAT!!?

@ralcogaming7674

4 жыл бұрын

@@WRMonger1 I had "above average hearing" I dont think there's such thing as perfect hearing unless he walked into that sound booth and could hear the chinese talking about nukes

Mep doctors: "Ever experience depression?" Recruiter: 🤫

@1monkey1typewriter

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the most savage thing I’ve ever read.

@dusk6159

4 жыл бұрын

@@1monkey1typewriter That's your bar?

@ChiefMason

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jess8611

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@WarbirdPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"I will end your career before it even starts" lmao

@kyb2736

7 жыл бұрын

JustSome762 lmao

@incarnate9914

7 жыл бұрын

JustSome762 I laughed so had when he said that

@corywright685

6 жыл бұрын

that's not funny!!!!!

@kmulli97

5 жыл бұрын

Oh he did

@xGunner1600

4 жыл бұрын

They will thanos snap your military career out of existence

Spot on how they were at MEPs...."We find out you are lying, you are going to jail" Little did I know that would have been an upgrade.....

@guitarhero2211

8 жыл бұрын

+matthew Kirkland Saw a MEPS doc get fired for that. Dude told the CO that the DOC threatened him, and he admitted to it.

@Degdreams

7 жыл бұрын

This guy gets it

@tattedupmayne

7 жыл бұрын

Jerod Rumney MEPS isn't scary at all just be confident and follow instructions and you'll be fine...ig your experience also depends on the mood of the employees too but if you listen there wont be any problems, the doctors aren't even scary either at least from my perspective

@1999Jerod

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks I understand that joke now. I took the ASVAB on Wednesday and I asked the person watching us test if I got the right test because I was supposed to be taking the Picat verification test and I kept on seeing CAT ASVAB. He responded to me with "I know how to do my job! Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?" I just replied with "no sir". Man they were cranky there. It was hard to understand what they were saying too because they would say it too quick.

@tattedupmayne

7 жыл бұрын

Jerod Rumney 💀💀 yea well the MEPS @ Fort Meade has some characters in it as well but if you got a good personality 9/10 the ppl will treat you nice and talk to you like a normal person just don't take it personal if it seems like they bossing you around cus at the end of the day thats the military

MEPS doctor: have you ever smoked marijuana Me: no MEPS Doctor: I knew you weren't cool Me: wait wait wait no hold on a minute **gets send home**

@damardisbrownsmalls6730

4 жыл бұрын

the batman lmao

@timhightower4505

4 жыл бұрын

the batman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@oldman8996

4 жыл бұрын

220th like

@WMMASceneNow

4 жыл бұрын

I think this is a scene from Family Guy

@brazzerspremium9881

4 жыл бұрын

Family guy

Last thing your recruiter tells you: “lie. It’s a trap.” First thing the doctors tell you: “okay now don’t lie I’m here to help”

@tsdobbi

5 жыл бұрын

Then they make you sign a statement to the effect nobody told you to lie.

@lukasg4807

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder how often people fuck up.

@Jabooty_Williams

4 жыл бұрын

"Now it dont matter what your recruiter told you to say. Tell us the truth I can help you easy. Just tell me or the FBI will be further up your ass than the guy behind you when you go to prison for lying"

@dootmcsploot4180

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jabooty_Williams Exactly, had my poor 18yr old ass shaking. Still said no though

@crocmob8436

3 жыл бұрын

@@dootmcsploot4180 bruh dame here, but the dude told me I could face up to 10 years in prison, lmao

MEPS doctor: have you ever been suicidal? Me: only when I'm at MEPS.

@christianrogers9439

5 жыл бұрын

you made a joke get out

@brandonduckworth154

5 жыл бұрын

My recruiter didnt tell me it would have been that bad 😂 I was not mentally prepared

@KrispyKidTay1

5 жыл бұрын

"Disqualified"

@angelofdeath0203

4 жыл бұрын

@@brandonduckworth154 1 of the enlisted doctors called me "slow" like I'm retarded. Like give me a break man it's 5 am and I only got like 3 hours of sleep 😂

@amandarecoveryjones8216

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

I have no medical history and the meps doctor said that my childhood must've been boring.

@streamacc8805

5 жыл бұрын

So they looked at your medical documents? Or just the information you gave to them

@captainzobra2828

5 жыл бұрын

What he put down for his medical information. They can’t look at your medical information at meps. Violates HIPPA laws

@eygon7925

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t you sign away twice at your meps and recruiter for them to check your history bypassing hippa?

@NAthan-hl6wi

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao that’s exactly what my meps doctor said to me

@disguyzful

5 жыл бұрын

@@eygon7925 Yes, but its not a legit document. If that was the case that it was, why would they badger you even further with more questions.

I had one pimple on my face due to stressing out about my damn weight before going to meps.. the doctor jotted down on my paperwork: “Severe Acne” 😂💀

@marlamarrero4141

4 жыл бұрын

sunshinebites did disqualifie you ???

@ClariiLua

4 жыл бұрын

Marla Marrero no, im in the army. Been in for a year.

@marlamarrero4141

4 жыл бұрын

sunshinebites thank you so much for answer me good luck 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@drewdown2359

3 жыл бұрын

sunshinebites how do you like it?

@drewdown2359

3 жыл бұрын

CodingCrusader1095 ???

MEPs right after 9/11 were like you have a pulse, so were clearing you.

@wcatholic1

4 жыл бұрын

Same in the early 80's during the Reagan buildup.

@wrayday7149

4 жыл бұрын

Was that MEPS exam on the loading ramp of the C5 heading to the Middle East? We got PowerPoint spin up briefs on the way.

@crankymcgee

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading about how they straight up gave moral waivers to felons of a violent crime 😂

@TheMissMaggs

3 жыл бұрын

I joined a few years after 9/11. MEPS passed me no problem despite flat feet, scoliosis, and a high heart rate. One of the guys I went to MEPS with that day said he had to get a waiver cuz he failed the ASVAB 3 times. I kinda feel, looking back, that neither of us should have got in but those were the good old days I guess.

my MEPS doctor was so old he looked liked he earned his strips in Normandy.

@MarioTheLiopleurodon

6 жыл бұрын

My MEPS doctor was so hold he could've fought the British at Bunker Hill

@MarioTheLiopleurodon

6 жыл бұрын

I had hooked on phonics as a kid. Remember the huge, heavy, gray or off-white CRT monitors and windows ME? That's what I used. Going out to blockbuster to get power rangers tapes as a kid. I miss the early 2000s sometimes.

@firehawk8521

5 жыл бұрын

Same. This guy looked like he was sitting down with McArthur planning invasion of Africa.

@carna-9501

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh mine was so old he earned his stripes in WW1 and made general in Vietnam

@charlesjessie1733

5 жыл бұрын

Doc Andrews at the Knoxville TN MEPS station.

My MEPS doc was like 110 years old and his name was, I shit you not, Dr. Screws.

@Clicint

8 жыл бұрын

My MEPS doctor didn't speak English very well and he talked super fucking fast. Doc: I need you to answer just yes or no, okay? Me: Yes, sir. Doc: SOIFAJOSPDIBJIAPSHDA Me: ...Yes? Doc: YOU'VE DONE DRUGS?! Me: No?

@melissasworld5342

8 жыл бұрын

+Clicint Lmao

@roadhouse6999

8 жыл бұрын

Dr. Screws... I laugh my ass off every time I just think about that now

@PantherActual

7 жыл бұрын

LOL! "Oh HELL no!"

@SuperThomastube

7 жыл бұрын

LOU WINDSOR that's hilarious

"Have you ever consumed marijuana?" No. "How often did you smoke marijuana?" No. "When was the last time you used marijuana?" No

@noahrodriguez

4 жыл бұрын

Will this get me through?

@danielzavala3260

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Rodriguez-Beus No

@granitecitygaming4067

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahrodriguez yes

@cigsndigs7894

4 жыл бұрын

Fr, Do MEPS Doctors actually take no for an answer if the question isn’t a yes or no question?

@harshbansal7982

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooledlol yeah. At MEPS a guy was asker about weed , he was joining to gain US citizenship( he was on a green card) and said in his country of origin weed was punishable by public execution.

Doctor: How are you feeling today Me: No

@DanielBiggins17

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@sincerelyp...

3 жыл бұрын

Goated Comment Me : Yes

lmao when I went to meps the doctor asked me, "when's the last time you've smoked weed?" I said never. Then she was like, "You know the blood test we did can see all the drugs you've done in the past year, better come clean buddy." The amount of BS that they spew is unreal.

@asoto157dude

5 жыл бұрын

So say you did smoke before, is that an issue? Or whatt

@asoto157dude

5 жыл бұрын

@Cookiess thanks

@ZeR-rm1pf

5 жыл бұрын

a m i didnt need a waiver to get in when i told them i smoked in the past, all they do is bust your balls the whole time with a shit ton of more questions about why you smoked it an give you shit every time they see that you put have smoked in the past its super tricky how they question you too when they find out or know you have smoked weed and itll be on record the whole time you are in so the military probably will question you a lot more and assume things on you compared to everybody who didnt put they have smoked or just plain lied that they havnt but did, but that was my experience just dont even bring it up lol itll make it harder for you to get in it can definitely change how they look at you too an not in a good way they looked at me like a rule breaker and i dont follow laws, they kinda look at you like a might be fuck up who doesnt listen a possible danger to others the doctor also told me that

@asoto157dude

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZeR-rm1pf thank you sir

@isaacbaker4338

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZeR-rm1pf this is exactly why I said no to every question. To anyone reading this: SAY NO SAY NO SAY NO. Your recruiter will tell you they're in on a a drug waiver, the liaison will say they're in on a waiver, etc. True or not, you say NO and shut your damn trap. If you're a shit liar, tell them about the couple times you drank underage and you'll appear less suspicious.

3 years ago, he grabbed my balls and asked me to caught. He asked me if I meant to join the navy. I asked, "why?". He said he guessed so because I maintained eye contact.

@avokovich3579

4 жыл бұрын

Al P hahahahah

@QockNobblr

4 жыл бұрын

It ain't gay if you're wearing socks😂

Went to MEPS in 1991, before don’t ask, don’t tell. Doctor was old as hell and asked me the following questions: Do you do drugs? No Are you an alcoholic? No Do you have gay tendencies? No Please drop your pants. I was like...what? After that last question?

@crankymcgee

3 жыл бұрын

That was the only answer he didn't believe.

@Infernus_Dante

3 жыл бұрын

Had to make sure he wasn’t gonna get sucker punched by a chub

@Llaveroja27

3 жыл бұрын

It's a trap! Don't do it, he's testing you for gay tendencies.

@simonhicks5973

2 жыл бұрын

@@Llaveroja27 💀💀

Doc: Do you do any physical activities? Me: Does sex count? Doc: Of course. Me: ...Then no.

@internet_internet

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@rockycomet4587

Жыл бұрын

@@internet_internet Just gonna noice your noice there.

@clarencekratos

11 ай бұрын

😂

As a Recruiter, I tell my recruits, MEPS was an acronym for (Military Entrance Prevention Station)

@emotionalbuu5996

7 жыл бұрын

Monte Roc processing

@JohnDoe-or3cl

7 жыл бұрын

Antonio Mendez it was a joke.

@emotionalbuu5996

6 жыл бұрын

Juan G yea I will keyboard warrior

@daricsanchez3480

6 жыл бұрын

AP-Atlas sure

@Memento--Mori

6 жыл бұрын

Monte Roc Hahahaha

my meps doc was just some old guy who just signed everything on my forms, did his checking of my body, signed some more things, looked at me, said good luck, and I went to swear in 2 hours later.

@VisionaryDailyShorts

6 жыл бұрын

Trevor Davis lucky bastard

@firstexodus9250

6 жыл бұрын

Trevor Davis mine was a latino guy that did the same exact shit haha he was chill

@brad1275051

6 жыл бұрын

Same thing for me! Were you at the meps in Phoenix, AZ?

@FireteamFa1con

6 жыл бұрын

Same!! I went last week and most of the people were cool. There were like 3 people that were rude, everyone else was nice. I'm still in shock XD

@Mastercorey001

6 жыл бұрын

where did you guys go. Ill be going to Charlotte NC for my meps

Went to MEPs and was sitting on the table with my shirt off. Doctor asked, "Where'd you get those marks on your back son?" "Uhhh sexual intercourse sir." "Oh" He saw me again when I was at the front desk as he was leaving, laughed a little and patted me on the shoulder.

@sin9037

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣bro LMFAOOO ty for this

@artyom2108

3 жыл бұрын

Should’ve been like. “Attacked by a cougar sir.” 😂

@beaverinthekitchen896

2 жыл бұрын

@@artyom2108 that’s the same thing though

After the third signature of "If you're hiding something we will find it" and MEPS _still_ not finding anything, I knew they couldn't do anything. I was connecting the dots the moment I left the bus and got in the door after the hotel.

@militustoica

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all a bad bluff.

Recruiter told me; "YES means Your Enlistment Stops" lmao

Joined during wartime, they pretty much had a revolving door at MEPS.

@scottbravo3

6 жыл бұрын

walter80922 I did the same . I joined the week after 9/11 and they barely even examined us . I basically lied about everything and got pushed right thru!

@brianl2483

4 жыл бұрын

@@scottbravo3 same here, although I did get the 'dont tell them shit' speech from my recruiter so I was prepared

@sal_277

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@alphasiera1757

3 жыл бұрын

@@scottbravo3 lol 😂

Recruiter: what branch of the service do you wanna join? Yusha: yes

@Dover939

5 жыл бұрын

wrong answer, you're fuckin dead

@NautilusSSN571

3 жыл бұрын

I keep reading his name as Yoshua

Meanwhile War Conscriptions: "You have one eye? That means one good eye to aim, you are in."

@militustoica

3 жыл бұрын

They were letting in violent felons with waivers back in 2007. I had more than a few drug dealers in my BCT and AIT companies

I had some big Hispanic doctor talk to me about anime. Lmao.

@xlr8442

6 жыл бұрын

Me as a MEPS doctor

@ericbentley4441

6 жыл бұрын

UpDate. Were you up in Massachusetts

@levimoola

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Bentley Nah. Buffalo.

@ericbentley4441

6 жыл бұрын

UpDate. Oh ok I had a big Hispanic doctor too and he had the craziest deep powerful voice I've ever heard

@yunggrasshpper3693

6 жыл бұрын

Please lord, let me get your doctor when I go to MEPS 🙏🏾

Going to the Dr. at MEPS was hands down the most gayest experience I've had in my life.

@Token_Black_Guy

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Adrian Alvarez when I went glad I didn't get a prostate exam

@jorgemanjarrez6429

7 жыл бұрын

orbas88 I almost burst out laughing at the awkwardness during my physical.

@orbas88

7 жыл бұрын

Isn't duck walking in your boxers in front of a group of dudes also standing in boxers great!?

@ahmedarab7311

7 жыл бұрын

Lool

@Washius

6 жыл бұрын

Gabbi C. try getting your peter felt up and straight up stared at by an old man

My recruiter’s exact words, “You’re super man, convince them of it.”

I'm pretty sure your recruiter hides in the ceiling of the MEPS building just waiting to knife hand you in the jugular the second you answer yes to anything.

@faceripper77

2 жыл бұрын

i was coming back in and while sitting with the liaison this kid walks into the office and tells the NCO “ i told them about when i sprained my ankle in third grade. i have to go see a doctor” lol like dude what part about DONT SAY A FKIN THING dont you understand.

I just got home from MEPS, and this is fairly accurate.

@rasengan771

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Robelli really? I'm going to meps in 5 days and I'm scared

@Jurassic0Al

7 жыл бұрын

PVT Joker, be prepared for a day of standing in line, sitting in line, doing paperwork, answering questions, and having some pissed off old doc examine your junk. Best part of the fuckin day right there.

@rasengan771

7 жыл бұрын

Jurassic0Al worst part, my recruiter told me to lie a lil bit lol I'll get nervous

@Jurassic0Al

7 жыл бұрын

Private Joker- I can't tell you what to do, but I don't recommend lying in general. Use common sense. Some shit you can probably get away with, but if you hide arrests of any kind, criminal history of any kind, or medical history, you can get kicked out for fraudulent enlistment and they never let you in again. Not trying to scare you but I saw it happen to guys, they lied at MEPS and got kicked out later when the service found out. Also, you recruiter doesn't lose if you get caught for lying at any point from MEPS onward. You lose. They grant waivers for all kinds of shit, a lot of stuff just needs to be documented. I'm not saying tell em fuckin everything but they don't forgive if you get caught after lying to them.

@rasengan771

7 жыл бұрын

Jurassic0Al my medical record says "SUSPECTED seizure" but on every test nothing came up, all tests didn't show anything and I've been fine ever since and before, never had anything like that, and it was over a year ago....what do u think?

I recently went to MEPS and the damn doctor was like " have you ever smoked marijuana?" I said "no ma'am I don't do drugs." She comes back with " that wasn't the question that I asked you now was it?"💀😂😂 I then said " no." She switched it up and decided to say " when was your last puff of marijuana?" I said " I've never smoked marijuana before." Once again she says " you don't listen do you ? I should disqualify you for that right there cause you can't hear correctly ."💀💀

@Cloroxbleach337

6 жыл бұрын

lmao 😂

@raquelr8775

6 жыл бұрын

Lol what are you suppose to say? Bahaha 😂

@kylehurling68

6 жыл бұрын

Raquel Rodriguez Yes or No. Don't add words

@reaperforeal

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hurling what he said^ 😂😭

@thejeffandlupeshowofficial7462

6 жыл бұрын

Kyle Hurling right on point man. What many applicants going to MEPS need to understand is that MEPS doctors are not your friends. Don't try to start a conversation with them (unless they ask you a question) don't add anything extra to what you say. The more extra details you add, the more the doctor will question you and it'll just make it even more difficult than it is. Just keep your answers small, truthful and simple.

My recruiter before I went to meps told me “You never did anything, ever. No, not, never.” Got it?”

@tylerwood2802

3 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up

@hirxken7851

3 жыл бұрын

Same 💀

When I tried going in, I was excited and smiling... the asked if I needed to go home and sober up... and then sent me home

@christopherrobinson8737

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@MsClarissa2012

3 жыл бұрын

What did you do ? 🤣

@drexdrexington6555

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing... it was 5 in thr morning, and my eyes were kinda pink from being woken up, and they said I had pink eye( but I went to thr eye doc before leaving for mess the previous day)

My Meps doctor was like 800 years old and was kept chewing on something even though he didn't have anything in his mouth.

@evanw2195

5 жыл бұрын

Blake Old food he keeps in his cheek pouch to bring out and chew periodically I did the same

@s9d39w4

4 жыл бұрын

@@evanw2195 what the fuck

@johnsmert3361

4 жыл бұрын

Imagination

@lofilivewire5693

4 жыл бұрын

I had an old-ass doctor that had his mouth open the whole time. He looked 80 or so, and when we had to do the butt-spread, you just heard a biiiiiiiig oral inhale from him. I dunno why, but I think he enjoyed eating ass.

@ketofitforlife2917

4 жыл бұрын

Im srsly dying right now 🤣🤣☠

Of course not, you got a 31 on your ASVAB ...... Things that make you spit out your food

@johnbasedman4988

7 жыл бұрын

sucks when you cough on preworkout

@roberthiggins551

6 жыл бұрын

Damn...I got a 31 on my asvab 10 years ago lmfao

@CarmenDeG3

6 жыл бұрын

Im glad i wasnt sipping my coffee that made me LOL

@dumponnyoo7178

6 жыл бұрын

THING THAT GET YOUR ASS MURKED YOU STUPID BITCH

@TheJeandavid2000

6 жыл бұрын

Hah i scored a 36

I just swore into the Army yesterday and I can confirm the doctors gave me the most judgemental look I've ever seen when the found out I've never broken a bone

@NautilusSSN571

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I have never broken a bone either. Well at least not until this point, the worst thing ever happened to me was having a fishing hook get stuck in my thigh wich I removed myself and it hurted as fuck. I also have a scar about an inch long in my elbow which I made myself after falling from a bicycle, aside from that am perfectly fine, exept for maybe a big underweight but I'll work on that. Think I'll be good to go?

If you score in the mid to high 90's on the ASVAB then all of a sudden everything changes and you're their best friend. They want yo ass. Weirdest 180 in attitude I've ever experienced.

@Billtuckers

4 жыл бұрын

same here. total assholes when i first got there. then i got a 99 on the asvab and all of the subtests which means perfect score on everything. i came in underweight and they signed me off anyways because they wanted me so bad. they basically didnt even look at the rest of my medical, just automatically cleared.

@Methos_

4 жыл бұрын

@TheEnd The math is pretty easy. Just know how to calculate percentages and some basic geometry/algebra (like the area of a circle, cube, or square.) Honestly, the electronics is the most specialized info (and autoshop). Know what a transistor, relay, and crankshaft is

@ouuyou6584

4 жыл бұрын

I scored a 70 hopefully that helps my process

@TetFeMal

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I got a 94 and this single-handedly eased all my tension... You're the GOAT.

@TetFeMal

4 жыл бұрын

@TheEnd Yeah it's mostly algebra. X and Y. area and perimeter. Factoring is in there heavily (FOIL). All things you were exposed to by the end of 9th grade. multiplying and dividing on paper. Pythagorean theorem. Hope you paid attention. if not then study some of those basic methods of solving problems. And definitely know how to get an equation out of a paragraph because there are word problems. Half of my entire time on the test was spent on the math because I never really knew the fastest way to an answer. I just worked it out until i came across something that made sense. It's multiple choice and I wasn't timed. give EVERY SINGLE QUESTION your ABSOLUTE BEST ANSWER. has nothing to do with being smart. just don't give up a single question. work it until you come up with your best answer, even if you've never seen this question in your life. don't guess. work every question until what you got is one of the multiple choices. has nothing to do with being smart.

I will never forget this exact quote from my MEPS doctor. "Bend over, more please. You are barely leaning. Okay, try and touch your toes. Good, now brace yourself." Guess what exam that was.

@zBMatt

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Arnold The Fitnessgram Pacer test of course.

@MrBowjingle

5 жыл бұрын

Leg flexibility?

@evanw2195

5 жыл бұрын

Do you really have to have your butthole checked imma post pone if you do

@leftudead2305

5 жыл бұрын

Armchair Christian yeah you do. When I went down to MEPS, my doctor said, “alright what I need you to do now is turn around, touch your toes, and spread your cheeks”. Nobody told me about that part so I was surprised asf lol

@zBMatt

5 жыл бұрын

Armchair Christian is that where you keep your lucky charms?

On the questionnaire they give you at MEPS there is a column with a lot of BS "yes or no" questions that everyone should say no to, but in the middle of them there is a question that says "Are you currently in good health?", so if you're mindlessly skimming through it and mark no for that one as well, then you get interrogated by the doctors and you'll probably get sent home. That's all it takes. I swear that is the first question they look at when you hand back the sheet.

@krisramos407

5 жыл бұрын

Terry Ward during the medical brief they should have gone over that, if they didn’t that sucks for others

@JC-qu4vu

5 жыл бұрын

@@krisramos407 they waited until after you filled it out at my MEPS station. Then they said "write down why you bubbled no if you did, do you have a cough, a headache, cold etc." Trying so save a few that may have not been paying attention.

@whitneymiller5139

10 ай бұрын

That’s why I’m glad I’m joining at 28 years old. I have the common sense to read things thoroughly. I would never just mark yes to anything without reading what is what asking 😂

I sneezed within the first 10 minutes of being at meps and they called me recruiter and sent me home. No shit. To be fair, I had a bit of a cold. I should have told my recruiter. But that just goes to show how cutthroat it is. My recruiter was pissed off at meps and took me to chipotle on the way home

@Mikewee777

5 жыл бұрын

ContraXV , Chipolte ? So they tried to kill you with poisoned food ? Harsh.

@andrelujan7602

4 жыл бұрын

What branch?

@avokovich3579

4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever get in?

@XU23

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... this definitely happened.

@zekecurtis2704

4 жыл бұрын

Damn son that sucks, I just went today with a cough and some mucus build up and they said I was good to go

Just got back I ship tuesday The MEPS people are a bunch of liars telling you not to lie. Tell them nothing.

i actually never had any problems with my meps doctors, they blitzed through the paperwork without even really digging any info one of them was actually really chill and we talked for like 10 minutes about his son being an architectural engineer.. before he probed my ass

@wigon

6 жыл бұрын

See your mistake was that you got too friendly with him and that turned him on. Hence the probably unnecessary ass probing. If you felt both hands on your waist while he probed, it meant that it was a first date. Welcome to Obama's military.

@cr4zy8861

5 жыл бұрын

@@wigon LMAO!

@vodkacannon

5 жыл бұрын

@@wigon trump's millitary hates you just for not being a white christian

@youdontknowme.8765

5 жыл бұрын

@@vodkacannon What kind of weak ass reply is that?

@evanw2195

5 жыл бұрын

Vodkacannon that sounds intelligent.

The doc at my meps legit almost disqualified me for a sunburn

@Mrluttydman

6 жыл бұрын

Lord of Autism a dude at meps when I went got disqualified for having his nails too short lmao

@jacobtecumsuhsr.5313

6 жыл бұрын

Dude I’m sure if you fart they’ll pdq you

@nicolaslamer7103

6 жыл бұрын

Lord of Autism I almost got disqualified for having a rash in my axilla from a chemical burn using Old Spice deodorant lol. Darn doctor thought it was a fungal rash

@jammed7282

6 жыл бұрын

When I went I heard two recruiters arguing cause someone got disqualified for having a suntan and their watch being clearly marked into his skin. He didnt make it past that

@ReformedSooner24

5 жыл бұрын

So even if I have a perfect bill of health and no drug issues, I still have to worry?

he kept asking me about myself. "You have nothing on here" "Sir, I'm a boring person" "Yeah, I bet..."

Me: Clears my throat *Meps doctor looks at me as If I just had a seizure*

''cmom man you can tell me im a doctor'' lmfao i know someone was like "you promise you wont tell?"

@evanw2195

5 жыл бұрын

James M That would be so funny

@mtbridingog9083

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🙅🏾‍♂️

My MEPS doctor checked my ass with 7 super bow rings on his fingers and got in breathing distance and told me to sit tight. I knew my life says going down hill from there.

@bruh1077

6 жыл бұрын

JJ White 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@alex6306

6 жыл бұрын

So you had a hemorrhoid I see

@sirwoodofeast9497

5 жыл бұрын

Legit crying.

@Frxnando

4 жыл бұрын

I’m actually dying rn

@gryphon8023

3 жыл бұрын

If you wanna be in the military the military has to be in you first

My meps doctor in good ol 2019 was the same doctor that processed my dad in 1986... He was oolllddd

Meps doctor: “is there anything not mentioned here that we should know about?” Me thinking of my 4 months in a psych ward and span of my teen years taking risperidone and lithium for bipolar disorder with psychotic features: “Nah can’t think of anything” Meps: “Sounds good to us, have fun in the infantry!”

@hirxken7851

3 жыл бұрын

YO SAME i haven't gone to meps but, fuck idk if I should keep that a secret from them 💀

@Illegiblescream

3 жыл бұрын

@@hirxken7851 They like to claim they have a 'code' they can put in and pull up ALL your medical history. If such a code or database existed, you'd never have a single issue dealing with doctors who don't know this or that about you. Needless to say, such a database doesn't yet exist.

@dishsoap8428

3 жыл бұрын

I have diagnosed depression. Was in a psych ward for 2 weeks. Stopped taking medication after that This was about 2 years ago, a little less. Is it feasible for me to still get in?

@dmitchell_21

3 жыл бұрын

@@dishsoap8428 i’ve seen 100x worse get in. as long as u feel you are okay then just don’t bring it up.

@yaboileeroy3038

3 жыл бұрын

Fuuuck, don't even get me started on Risperidone and Lithium lmao But I'm looking at the Corps and I hope to God I'll make it

They made a big deal out of me having a couple stretch marks on my back. They thought i was whipping myself and kept asking if i did it to myself. They had 4 doctors looking at it and in the end this old woman took one look and said it was fine. They can be ridiculous

@jamesdiaz2748

5 жыл бұрын

ZackH98 Technically i passed but I was supposed to go back because of scarring on my back from acne and they wanted a dermatologist to check it out. Didn’t get to choose my job that day so I wasn’t officially enlisted but I never went back. Still don’t know if that was the best or worst decision of my life. Also nice car. I have a 2000 GT

@Bobby.2k1

4 жыл бұрын

James Diaz Shoulda went back

@jackfrost7182

4 жыл бұрын

ZackH98 🤣 u lyin

@aqalexander3465

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I have hella stretch marks on my upper arms, shoulders, back, ass, hips and thighs so I can only imagine what they are gonna say lol

@Bobby.2k1

4 жыл бұрын

AQ Alexander Their gonna think you’re a cutter.

"I know your recruiter to lie, but imma tell you right now, you lie you going to jail" lol first thing they told us I swear.

@vitalityfox

5 жыл бұрын

I Cant Walk is that actually true?

@housepitality5957

5 жыл бұрын

Dad u can’t go to jail It’s just a scare tactic to snitch on yourself so they can kick u out Say No and don’t stand up in moment of truth at boot camp

@Dover939

4 жыл бұрын

@@vitalityfox Nope. They don't pull your medical records either.

@ericosborne4122

4 жыл бұрын

Technically you can go to jail for fraudulent enlistment but as far as I know, that never actually happens

@TheMissMaggs

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitalityfox It's something they said when I was there too, but I've never actually heard of it happening. It's just a scare tactic. I'm sure it works on some.

This one dude in boot somehow got in with a heart condition and his heart gave out on a ruck march.

@Puttingthejaneinplain

4 жыл бұрын

Damn 😔

@Dover939

4 жыл бұрын

did he died

@GrimParadise.

3 жыл бұрын

Dover dead as fuck

@militustoica

3 жыл бұрын

Was it during the Surge?

@doomermurks6959

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment

My doctor asked me if I drink alcohol and I said “no”. She didn’t drop it and kept trying to make me say yes. She’s like “oh.. so you didn’t drink for your 21st birthday?” And I still said no, and she’s like “wow you must be boring”

@redjack7296

5 жыл бұрын

Skank

@internet_internet

3 жыл бұрын

I was the designated driver for my 60 & 70 year old parents on my 21st birthday. No joke.

lol abnormal pap smear

@dudebro2191

8 жыл бұрын

I don't know what that is, I got a 31 on the ASVAB.

@superhooah1068

8 жыл бұрын

Hey drip! Didn't expect to see you here

@chargrave3792

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@justaregularguy4005

7 жыл бұрын

DUDE BRO its a test to check for cervical cancer

@WootbotTMT

7 жыл бұрын

Colonel Kairasu I think dude bro was telling the truth.

I guess that one thumbs down is the person who got the 31 in the ASVAB...Great work keep em coming!

@rasengan771

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Wimbley I got a 31 and this is hilarious lol

@FlatRangeNerds

7 жыл бұрын

private joker you probably shouldn't tell people that

@1truthbegettingtold275

7 жыл бұрын

I got a 43, is that bad?

@ChezzusChrist

7 жыл бұрын

God bless the infantry cause with that score that's all you got 😂

@1truthbegettingtold275

7 жыл бұрын

So 31 is high enough score to join Army infantry? What about Marines? I got a 43

I got an 88 on my asvab and when i was enlisting 2 months ago to the marine corps the dictors were asking me about the asvab and my branch and once they heard 88 and marine corps they called me the smartest dumbass. Funny cause its true. Counter intelligence bb.

@trashuogaming3330

5 жыл бұрын

Yes i called them dictors cause they were dicks.

@doomermurks6959

3 жыл бұрын

While I was at MEPS, early morning, this Marine recruit was told to sit in a specific place due to COVID restrictions. One of the lobby staff guys asked what branch he went in. When the kid replied “Marines, sir,” the staff member just said out loud, “Makes a lotta sense now.” Me, being the only active duty Army recruit there, with a Coastie recruit and a bunch of AF recruits just fucking lost it. I and the recruits I made friends with still talk about it to this day.

I found out you cant tell the doctors at MEPS "you can't prove that"

@mattdiaz9648

4 жыл бұрын

Why not

@lukasg4807

4 жыл бұрын

@r_ elentless01 no they can't, they lie and say they can, but it's illegal

@michaeldindjarin3992

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i was going to say bs cause ive gone to meps 2 times and have bsd through it finally getting to leave

@godlycookie901

3 жыл бұрын

@r_ elentless01 The only things MEPS knows about you is what you tell them.

@ElijahSosa24

3 жыл бұрын

Godly Cookie so MEPS can’t pull ur medical records ?

The MEPS doctor's where I went were super chill lol. I respected them and they respected me and it was all done.

@xHeartHeartbreakx

7 жыл бұрын

Dakota, The Squire where did you go?

@nickosullivan4049

7 жыл бұрын

Dakota, The Squire That's like finding a leprechaun riding a unicorn bro, you are one lucky son of a bitch, I'll tell you what.

@thejeffandlupeshowofficial7462

6 жыл бұрын

Nick O`Sullivan dude you're 100 percent correct. I went to MEPS a year ago, everyone except for the doctors were assholes, especially the civilian staff who were checking our weight. A lot of guys including myself got disqualified because of weight standards that our recruiters were supposedly wrong about. I was at a decent weight the day of MEPS, staff there said I had to be below 185 for Army National Guard, which didn't make since to me considering that was the weight you had to be at before shipping to basic, not for enlistment. My recruiter and I went over that when I got back and he wasn't to happy about it. Hell even my roommate the previous night who had already been to MEPS twice because of an injury that happened 1 year prior to that day and was fully healed was disqualified. He was trying to join the Navy, he just had to show the MEPS staff his letter from his personal doctor which stated that he was fine and is eligible to enlist. It had the doctor's signature and office number for verification. Nope. Got sent back because his doctor wasn't in the military and therefore wasn't valid for enough for them. He and I were mad as shit, hell everyone was lol. Funniest thing that day was when we did the "Underwear Olympics" the people I was with started laughing, I looked up and I noticed a guy had a shit stain on his boxers 😂😂

@smokedchedda1421

6 жыл бұрын

TheJeffandLupeShow Official So did your friend ever get in? I'm going into NG in a few months and I have retained hardware in my wrist from 6 years ago, doesn't bother me and full range of motion too.

@thejeffandlupeshowofficial7462

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah White sorry for the late reply, I didn't notice the notification on my account. But yeah he was able to enlist, I'm not sure how he did since he and I haven't spoke since the day of MEPS. I only know because I saw a picture of his graduation at bootcamp on Facebook. But did you have surgery on your wrist? It's good that you can use full range of motion, but even with push ups, pull ups, and any other exercise too? I fell off a hoverboard a couple of months ago and hurt my wrist. I didn't break or fracture anything, I just couldn't do push ups for about a month because it hurt so much, but after 2 1/2 months I didn't feel any pain at all. Those are the types of things you don't have to mention at meps. But if you did have surgery then be sure to bring all your documents the hospital gave you after the surgery, as well as a letter from your doctor that states you are eligible for military service.

Everything was going smoothly until he asked me if i had ever smoked weed. I said, "nah, weeds not really my thing" dude looks me dead in the eyes and says, "not really means yes". I replied, " No sir, it means I've never smoked weed in my entire life". You almost caught me MEPS doctor, but my recruiter trained me well in the art of bullshitting.

@ajgay1612

3 жыл бұрын

idk why i found that funny but relatable

MEPS doctor during war time: “I see you are breathing, you’re in you ship out today”

Meps Doctor: “Do you have...” Recruit: “Nope.” Meps Doctor: “Have you ever...” Recruit: “No.” Meps Doctor: “How about...” Recruit: “Absolutely...not.”

@ajgay1612

3 жыл бұрын

Meps Doctor: "What about..." Recruit: "Why I never thought of such a thing"

I loved the MEPS doctors. While I was waiting to get my physical a Mexican kid fell asleep next to me. We had been up since 4:30 and he was dead asleep and this Big Black dude comes over. Next thing I hear is POP! and the guy slaps the kid's shoe and just shouts "Would you fall asleep at a job interview!?" and walked away leaving the kid wondering where TF he was at.

@LilTwin818

5 жыл бұрын

Dalton Bradshaw LOL

@Puttingthejaneinplain

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@lucasb2971

3 жыл бұрын

Had a kid near me start to doze off waiting for his physical. Guy barely closed his eyes before someone shouted across the room "NO SLEEPING!"

@davidmendez6651

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, yall got to sleep in till 4:30? I had to be at MEPS by 4:30. Shower, shaved, shit, stretched and dressed by then.

@falnelliah2084

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidmendez6651 same bro, same

I had it easy dude was cool as shit in and out- but then again I was 18 and clean as hell....

@XXdivloxx

6 жыл бұрын

Hustler's Kung Fu i bet u loved it when they checked ur turd cutter easy in and out right

@killerchris3801

6 жыл бұрын

XXdi4vloxx 00000 they don’t even do that 😂😂 that’s for men over 40 that have been in for a long time. They check for hernias and that’s as far as they go.

@rickynotricardo6328

6 жыл бұрын

Killer Chris they literally do it to everyone..i just had to do it a few weeks ago.

@killerchris3801

6 жыл бұрын

RickynotRicardo no they don’t 😂 If that was true then I would’ve gotten it 😂

@romansragingperformance7928

6 жыл бұрын

They just say turn and spread them

Have you smoke marijuana? No. When did you smoke Marijuana? Never. Do you smoke marijuana with friends or yourself? I have never smoked. Does your mother know you smoke marijuana? No. AH HA!

I couldn’t piss for the test because I was holding a big shit in to help me make weight. I eventually pissed after drinking so much water I wanted to puke. Made weight barely thanks to that big shit glad I made it please thank me for my service.

@veganjotaro

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me lmao

@boxingisfun5612

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf lmao thank you for your big shit lmaooooo

@psalm3496

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for your service

Back in 2004 when I went through MEPS those Doctors looked like they were pushing a 100 years old everyone was passed

@handlerone5172

7 жыл бұрын

That's what mine was like, dude shuffled around everywhere.

@handlerone5172

7 жыл бұрын

That's what mine was like, dude shuffled around everywhere.

“So apparently you’re Superman” lmao

I want to be a doctor in the military, and if I get to be in MEPS I will be nice to my patients

@tylerwood2802

3 жыл бұрын

I had about as good of an experience at MEPs as a guy can have I’d say.

@Illegiblescream

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerwood2802 Denver MEPS has a cute female doctor. She's old, but aged well. Kinda wish I had her number.

@kevray

3 жыл бұрын

I think they get paid to fail people actually

*me enlisting to the military* MEPs doctor: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Fat Navy dude that worked at MEPS when I went through "Is that an Ozzy T-shirt?" "Yes sir." "When was the last time you smoked marijuana?" "Never sir." "You sure?" "Yes sir." By this point in me pissing in the cup I can identify every topping that was on the pizza he had for lunch just by the smell of his breath whispers: "We'll see about that."

Do you know where that is? Of course not, you got a 31 on your asvab

@yodamaster757

5 жыл бұрын

LiarAmongAll - HOAH!!!

@madgamerboss2061

5 жыл бұрын

I scored 30 and joined as a CAT-4 so I felt that one😂

@0wnageclan

5 жыл бұрын

MadGamerBoss I got an 82. After studying for a month. I got a 31 when I took the little test they give you at the office when you first come in to see where you are at.

@Elpipiton

5 жыл бұрын

@@0wnageclan I got a 48 at the recruiters office

@aliceshusband4436

5 жыл бұрын

Divided By Truth I got an 88 and didn’t study... common sense questions

I actually never smoked but the way they were pressing me I was bout to fold and tell em i did smoke😂😂

“Tell me what your recruiter told you to lie about!” 😂🤣😂🤣

Meps was a breeze, it was the Marine liaison who gave me shit.

@LordColPhobos

7 жыл бұрын

I hated going to MEPS. There was one particular Indian doctor who kept making these stupid ass jokes, then the Marine Liason kept fucking around with me on the signature thing. Swear to god it took 35 minutes for the signature. The one good thing was that when the little old Asian lady doctor was inspecting my asshole and balls I let off a silent one that damn near killed her

@Voodoo_VI

7 жыл бұрын

Same here

@vtecboi18

7 жыл бұрын

what did the Marine liaison do?? i'm going back to meps soon

@masonbinns2759

7 жыл бұрын

He will haggle you about anything they really dont want you to lie

@beasty108

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly. I got cussed out by the marine liaisons lol. they even told me that they didn't trust me one bit because "i was too clean." (referring to my medical status) They delayed my joining process and it's been 6 months since I went to MEPs. They are A-holes

The one that got me going through MEPS, "You got any kind of leakage out of your anus?" Served through three wars, still chuckle quietly to myself to this day.

@ketofitforlife2917

4 жыл бұрын

Peoples ass leaked from buttreaming back then?

@bigbake132

Жыл бұрын

Were you joining the Navy? Lol

I'm actually hella depressed the doc at meps said I may have keratoconus. I'm going soon to confirm whether or not I do. Keep me in your prayers boys, I've wanted to enlist my entire life and lost 60 pounds just to.

@sandwich506

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck

@capitcha

3 жыл бұрын

Update?

@stopchangingname

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@cainprice7482

3 жыл бұрын

@@capitcha Hey fellas - long story short I just graduated basic in late March and I’m currently stationed on a base for training

@capitcha

3 жыл бұрын

@@cainprice7482 That’s great! I’m so glad it worked out for you.

My MEPs doc gave me a letter of recommendation to go to Morehouse school of medicine so that I can become a doctor. Super awesome guy.

@internet_internet

3 жыл бұрын

Mine told me to bend over.

haha MEPS let me walk right through and grilled literally everyone else. My advice for anyone about to enlist: Whatever your statement is, stick to it lol

@chaotic6zero647

5 жыл бұрын

J G what if they dont believe it, can they disqualify you still?

@isaacbaker4338

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaotic6zero647 just be polite as fuck. Yes sir, no sir. Say no to every question unless its "yes, I'm in good health."

@mattblankenbaker6456

5 жыл бұрын

"I believe so..."

This is like the exact opposite of Finnish military doctors. I swear to god I went in there with leg pain and left with a nasal vitamin-A spray. If your body is not broken or boiling then you're fit for duty in their eyes.

@VisionaryDailyShorts

6 жыл бұрын

XplosivCookie wth really? They're making a bigass deal about one of my smallass scars I didn't even go to the doctor for. The doctor I shit you not said "my job is to find something wrong with you and to try and not send you."

@cuttolive2013

6 жыл бұрын

Visionary they did the same to me . i had to get a waiver for a very small scar

@xlr8442

6 жыл бұрын

@Vis I had disclosed a few bigger scars to my recruiter to have it sent up to MEPS so it wouldn't be a big deal when i got there, the physician freaked out when he realized my body was covered with scars and marks xD Every little cut, splotch and birthmark ignited a new line of inquiry.

@LydiaSyhavong

6 жыл бұрын

Random Weeb I got a few scars too on my body , So what happened did you get a waivers or they let you swear in still

@xlr8442

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't need any waivers. He knew i was bullshiting about a scar on my elbow (i had said that i never saw a doctor and it wasn't stitched) but he didn't press me on it. Whatever you do, know the line and stick to the line. Some doctors can see through your shit, but they can't prove it. My physician realized during the exam that i had asthma, but i stuck to the line and got through. Be respectful and dress well and people will be more inclined to help.

I got sent back 3 times for earwax

@R.ciccone

3 жыл бұрын

Disgusting

@TheFoxyPlayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@R.ciccone It's normal

@doomermurks6959

3 жыл бұрын

I had ear wax and the doc just helped me clean it out. Tf typa doctor did you have?

😂😂😂😂😂 MEPS Doctors do be a trip for real sometimes!!!!😂😂 When i had to go to MEPS… i had to go to San Diego, C.A to ship out to Fort Jackson, Sc because part of L.A, C.A MEPS got burned down during the Rodney King Riots so i couldn’t ship out from L.A! I was on the Delayed Entry Program before i shipped out to boot 🥾 camp. So i shipped out to Fort, Jackson, Sc From San, Diego, C.A. MEPS! I love these Military Comedy Videos!

Dude I got lucky!! My MEPS doctors had nothing but silence to say hahaha!! Almost like they just wanted to get the fuck out lol! Fort Jackson here I come

@jkarlsonsrv

7 жыл бұрын

My MEPS doctor was cool as hell. lol he thanked me for making his job easy then started talking to me about his family in California and drinking 100 year old scotch in Scotland.

A friend of mine scored 6 on the ASVAB

@lowdieee

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Reaper Of Pyke is that even possible lol

@Mrluttydman

6 жыл бұрын

dontworry boutit when I was in high school I knew a girl who scored a 3 on the asvab lmao

@lowdieee

6 жыл бұрын

Derrick Silva that's ridiculous 😂😂

@NativeBoy4Life1

6 жыл бұрын

I had a friend that scored a 10

@VisionaryDailyShorts

6 жыл бұрын

Playa Hater Silky Johnson my buddy scored 8. And he wanted to be a marine so bad😂😂. Then the recruiter asks "who thinks they got a high score?" My buddy dead ass says "I think I did. I got a 8." Recruiter didn't even look at him the rest of the day.

Doc: You ever smoke pot? Recruit: No. Doc: Sounds like something a pothead would say.

"This is a Friday and we've never had to come in on a Friday. You're all going home."

I got through Meps with a bent arm that I'd broken 9 times and two surgery scars by saying I've never even been to a Hospital. My fucking arm isn't even straight and the Doc looked at me and said "Alright then and sent me on my way". Though, then he turned around and ruined my life with "You're colorblind" -_-

Legit had the opposite. My doctor at MEPS was nice. Granted he disqualified me at first. But he wrote me a letter of recommendation to BUMED and explained that my condition didn't hinder me. He helped me get my waiver approved in 20 minutes.

@xHeartHeartbreakx

7 жыл бұрын

Wesley can I ask for what? you got a waiver that very day approved?

My Meps be like: "Pain in your arm? Here is some Motrin." "You are throwing up? Here some Motrin and Tums" "You got the flu? Here are some cough drops and Motrin."

Parents: “Hey son. How was MEPS?” Me: “Well I did some weird stretches, I walked like a duck 🦆 and the doctor looked at my butthole?” Parents: 😟 Me: 😐

Lmaooo "course not ya got a 31 on the asvab" 😂😂

My doctor tried to get me for being slightly flat footed #savages 😂

@mike4dictator

6 жыл бұрын

They tried to get my ass for having dry elbows. Marked that down as "possible skin lesions." Dude, I live in Colorado! Of course I have dry elbows.

@lorwally13

6 жыл бұрын

I’m finna shoot my shot she looking to good 😂

@Captain_Jack514

6 жыл бұрын

I’m completely flat footed but I wear prescription inserts. It took a few months for them to approve a waiver for that.

@DeviljungleXD

6 жыл бұрын

C@ptain_Jack if you are flatfooted but dont use inserts and it doesnt bother you will they disqualify me?

@sapper931

6 жыл бұрын

Haha I'm all the way flat footed and they got me in and out and before you know it i signed my life away. Depends on what meps you go to and your doctor

My grandfather served during the Korean War Era and he told met the time he was trying to be funny at MEPS, when he was told to bend over and spread his cheeks he bent over and pulled his cheeks on his mouth apart and stood there. The doctors were not amused he had to sweep the entire floor butt ass naked until they told him to quit. I will never forget that story.

@faceripper77

2 жыл бұрын

your grandfather was a great man

Meps Dr:have you ever closed your eyes? *NOPE*