The smile in Griffin’s voice at 21:00 is entirely against his will and I’m so here for it.

Griffin called himself Pigskin Pete but I'm pretty sure his nickname is Porky Pig, don't know why he got it wrong

@thephoenixsystem6765

8 ай бұрын

Skinflute Groot

"He looks like nerdy Jason Statham" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in the past 5 minutes 😂

@redtaileddolphin1875

8 ай бұрын

Hank’s been trying to push this narrative himself, I think the brothers were trying offset their roasting by leaning into Hank’s dreams

(IM SO FUCKING SORRY) as a former homestuck fan i am obligated to inform you that it was not coke, but apple juice that howie mandel pissed in

@katzenhai8289

8 ай бұрын

I find it so funny that any and all reference to homestuck nowadays is prefaced by an apology, as if we're paying fucking reparations. Godspeed my sweet, sweet ponyboys.

@redtaileddolphin1875

8 ай бұрын

Yeah we know howie mandel would never play joke and he put peepee in your coke. He’s blue.

@taakotuesday

8 ай бұрын

Damn, you've awoken memories of an age-long past with this comment

40:02 Never heard him let it all out in one go but I'm glad he did, this one would've popped him

15:30 this effectively counts as a homestuck reference

43:30 the Ben Affleck impression devolving into nonsense is hilarious

Titanic costume: Dress kid as iceberg. Drape sandwich board off of them. Each half of sandwich board is a paper-mache half of the Titanic. You are welcome.

Affleck-tation is to Travis, what Pan-enis is to Justin

I really enjoy how theyre totally uncomfortable with the sound bath bit, yet have committed to it for the foreseeable future 😂

i can hear griffin's entire expression at 39:58

travis launching into that italian ben at 43:44 is one of the funniest things i believe i have ever heard

40:01 that's the loudest I've ever heard Justin laugh

Mattressmony

@risxra

8 ай бұрын

EXACTLY, thank you!

I love their new opening song so much

@raimarulightning

8 ай бұрын

It's like... the start of something beautiful?

Adding on to the Jimmy Buffet Club Dread story, he liked it so much that he performed some of Coconut Pete's songs on tour, and I believe Paxton was present in character at one location.

They make me so happy on day I a need a boost. I listen to TAZ as a mood booster. Thanks brothers

I looked up that mattress commercial and those are the worst vibes ever.

Very exciting title 😂

thanks for the episode to get thru the morning 🎉

justin was the hog of internet domains before he was the hog of mushrooms in mario

A group of muscles functioning as a sphincter; just as I can prop a door open with a shoe that is functioning as a doorstop.

@theWeaverofTales

8 ай бұрын

Now in fairness, if that shoe is often or even constantly filling the role of a doorstop, I would categorize that shoe as a doorstop. If you don't wear it, and you're just using it as a doorstop, that's a doorstop now

@CrepeyCruller

8 ай бұрын

Hmm 🤔 @@theWeaverofTales touché.

HANK'S WEBSITE SAYS SPHINCTER BOY NOW

Functions AS a sphincter, Travis. It's not a sphincter, it's four separate muscles which act together LIKE a sphincter. Sphincter is just one muscle, Trav.

@left4twenty

8 ай бұрын

If it walks like a sphincter and quacks like a sphincter, it is a sphincter. The definition if "sphincter" just refers to a circular muscle, and every muscle is composed of groupings of muscle fibers. If their grouping of muscles forms a circle, and the function of a sphincter, it is a sphincter

MMM MMM MMMMMMMM YUMMA YUMMA GIBA GIBA

A titanic costume is wild. Imagine if in 100 years kids dressed up as the world trade center buildings

18:01 AITA 2 - crank Green

I immediately imagined the Titanic costume where the iceberg is the candy bag make it with cardboard and handle on the inside… then the bottom half of the ship be the main part of the costume and the top be mobile and flips back when you say trick-or-treat

I dreamt Ben Afflec insisted we market me as a Dunkin drink. And then I swear I saw Nic Cage walk in.

I have NEVER heard Justin laugh that hard

47:06 that satellite thing is fucking true.

M-ZONEND- 32:48

678 episodes and still going, i wonder if thr brothers ever get tired of talking to each other

Every podcast that isn't recorded live at a live show with the audience constantly interrupting the flow is a good day for me!

@gemstone108

8 ай бұрын

Live eps are good though…

Travis is the funniest 😊

@kingofdash9175

8 ай бұрын

Nah lol

@faroshscale

8 ай бұрын

Now you know that's a lie

@TheEkbrf4

8 ай бұрын

​@faroshscale that's just like, my opinion, man

@moomieswan3537

8 ай бұрын

IMO Travis has a scattershot approach that means whiffs a lot, which is why he gets flack for being unfunny, but when he hits he hits like a wrecking ball.

@moomieswan3537

8 ай бұрын

To me, Justin and Griffin are more consistently funny but if I have to pause the episode to RECOVER… it’s usually because of something Travis said.

jimmy buffet died?!!?!??!?!?

@Levacque

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit, what? Though I will say that I'm not surprised that I learned about it via MBMBaM.

blending what is essentially cake into a shake with coffee is not gross. it is just a thing cake shake try it at MOST ice cream places groddie these *grabs crotch(but like in a nice way cause cake shakes are good and i want you to try one when you feel like you can deal with diabetic shock)