"If I said gentleman, I meant scoundrel"

i remember voting no because the possibility of him enjoying it doesn’t outweigh the possibility that he hates it. there’s like a 5% chance that he moans and i can’t handle that emotionally

There's only one spank, and it's Spanky Gazpacho.

the main thing i remember about the greatest showman is that the bearded woman shaved her armpits but not her beard that she was ashamed of

I'm your middlest brother, Travis...

@andrewbrowning1931

3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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"I hope they don't reboot Frasier"

I voted No Thanks because, as much as I would love to induce even a fraction of the pain on him that he has inflicted on this world, I would have to immediately cut off my arm and burn it, and I doubt I'd be able to hit hard enough for it to be personally worth it.

@olig6769

3 жыл бұрын

what if you wore a very thick glove? made of sandpaper, or some kind of spikes?

@laurenyork6095

3 жыл бұрын

@@olig6769 oh shit buddy you're onto something with this

"Teens are just wild about fractions these days!" talking about getting ratio'd gets me

🅱️olitics

@zacharywood9416

2 жыл бұрын

The comment plus your pfp is my favorite

"Please think," he says about people responding to something mildly resembling politics.

I see you shiver with travis

@isabelalopes6700

3 жыл бұрын

underrated joke

@pluutonius

3 жыл бұрын

McElroy

I would rather catch fire spontaneously than physically touch any part of donald trump, with our without clothing. Fuck, even if I had a thick glove on. No. Thank. You.

isnt this the plot to the first black mirror episode

@zacharywood9416

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that first episode of black mirror where Donald Trump had to spank a pig on live television

very funny listening to this post-Fraiser reboot announcement. whups! they went and done did it.

It’s time to break out the yaoi paddles folx. It’s the only thing that could possibly do as much damage as Travis’ massive 2x9 of a hand

@subtleusername5475

3 жыл бұрын

did you mean inches...?

@ethanomcbride

3 жыл бұрын

@@subtleusername5475 Oh no, they meant feet 🦶

The fact that there’s a Frazier reboot now...

Nothing on Twitter has ever infuriated me as much as 52% yea on Greatest Showman

I voted No because the thought of touching Donald Trump with my own human hand was so repulsive to me that I physically cringed away from my phone screen.

injurious spanking

I would do it, but i definitely would want a glove or paddle so i dont have to touch him butt Edit: that corporeal punishment joke deserved better

@zacharyheine4177

3 жыл бұрын

I hadn't considered a paddle, that changes my answer.

@oreosmooshy

3 жыл бұрын

I’d need a paddle because I don’t think I can swing my arm hard enough to give him what he deserves.

There are no public figures I wouldn't spank, if doing so was consequense-free for me.

@myanimation8987

3 жыл бұрын

Betty White?

@leaffinite3828

3 жыл бұрын

Yea i kinda agree

@maxxam3590

3 жыл бұрын

@@myanimation8987 specially Betty White. Are you kidding?

@s.j7423

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxxam3590 freaky

Drump spank line

Modren era

@calebduarte5255

3 жыл бұрын

That is indeed what he says

I remember voting no bc if I’m given the opportunity to hurt Donald Trump I want to be able to choose how and see if there’s someone I can negotiate with about that. At most though if I did say yes to the original terms, I’d try and see if I could use a tool or something to carry it out with, otherwise I’d have to cut off my hand afterwards :/