My mind had a moment of sheer terror, as i thought, for the briefest of moments, this was gonna be a press release featuring haunted dolls

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“It’s flavour blasted” Haunted doll Sally said, in a cold voice, not showing any form of emotion, clenching and unclenching her small fists.

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Haunted doll Sally’s description of our cool new spicy fries has us overcome with emotion. For example, I have been continuously screaming since we last spoke. You might be screaming too. Our new menu is tasty and crave-able

I served with the 420th KFC Battalion in the Chicken War...those were dark days...I can still hear the squawks...

End chicken imperialism and the chicken industrial complex NOW!

The fact that they forced their employees to wear camouflage-like uniforms for this really sucks shit. This is fun and all but that’s a bummer IMO.

I love how griff and trav always try to match Justin’s energy when saying “squad!”

I remember when I first heard this bit and was like ‘....I’m pretty sure there’s a burgerfi around here’ and like two days ago my boyfriend did ask if I wanted burgerfi for dinner and suddenly it was all clear

Smart of A&W to not join the chicken wars as they would then be competing with their sister company KFC

Ngl This really made me want fish