They literally could've just called it Hot Ranch or Hot Ranch Sauce, but NOPE. HANCH!

@kogasfurryjorts5963

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to thoroughly refute the notion of any food fit for human consumption being referred to as “Hot Ranch Sauce.” There are just too many challenging things implied therein.

The Heinz ketchup thing is fucking dystopian in its bizarreness

I hate that "CrowdSauced" is actually incredibly good.

@warren_waters

Жыл бұрын

putting us all in the personal pan opticon

Srirancha! It was right there! You only have to add one letter! Heinz fumbles at the finish line again.

went to walmart with my bf the other day, saw a hanch bottle and lost my shit about it encountering these crimes in the wild is so surreal

@chameleonrose16

Жыл бұрын

I always felt this way when the cheetos kraft dinner was at my local grocery store

the delivery of "let me give you a twist on that travis: HANCH" is absolutely flooring me

can you fucking imagine being the underpaid intern wading through the bowels of the internet for these nasty sauce combos

I had to listen to, and then read, the fucking press release like... 5 or 6 times to realize that there was, in fact, a promotion, and that it wasnt just "we will advertise at you if you're stuck in traffic." Frankly, im still not sure there even is one.

I like that this is marketed explicitly as a punishment

@superemoboi2050

2 жыл бұрын

Or as a threat...

I will never get tired of hearing Travis say HANCH

This one is so fucking dystopian

This is excellent and hilarious but have yall seen the american versions of this. I saw a bottle at the grocery store labeled KRANCH and i about lost my mind

As a Canadian, I absolutely love seeing the Canadian munch squads! And also, for the Tim Hortons poutine donut one, I remember thinking ‘there’s definitely a market for that I know at least two people who would eat that’ so Canada is truly wild about ‘brand food innovations’ and I love how upset it makes the mcelboys

Thanks, Noah!

Ok but. This promo kinda slaps? Like at least it’s UNIQUE

0.045 kilometers per hour is 2.46 feet per minute or 0.75 meters per minute.

h a n c h

heinz canada wildin

Hanch begins at 7:40.

What about Rot?

@leaffinite3828

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm, rot sauce

@apassionatenerd.3564

2 жыл бұрын

@@leaffinite3828 Rot Sauce was the liquid inside of the black sarcophagus

...Y'all heard of mayocue?

HANCH

Kraft canada uses 'iconic' more than Zach Hadel lmao

HANCH