Travis: "Is it me?" Griffin: "No." Justin: "Is it me?" Griffin: Griffin: "Well, it's not Travis!"

@SasquatchKnees

5 жыл бұрын

Savage

@lauramccartan4006

4 жыл бұрын

what time is it at

@coler3077

4 жыл бұрын

Laura McCartan 27:43

The fight of Griffin and Justin saying "My favorite character" over eachother is sibling relations at its finest.

I just had a flash of panic when Griffin recited his Amiibo speech

Griffin: One of you will betray me tonight. Travis: Is it me, Griffin? Griffin: No Justin: Is it me, Griffin? Griffin: 𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘛 𝘔𝘦, 𝘎𝘙𝘪𝘧𝘍𝘐𝘯?

@yaboiaxe4771

3 жыл бұрын

KIM?!??!?!

@thisisfine9586

3 жыл бұрын

LEXI?!??

@thisisfine9586

3 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here

@zrrob1149

3 жыл бұрын

Loved this exchange. Good job folks.

"Oh bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!" ONE HIT KO

Justin's "Go for it bud, get it Trav, get it, I don't have it," is so powerful.

**At the Last Supper** Jesus: Truly I say unto you that one of you will betray Me. All of the apostles: Surely not I, Lord? Judah: Surely it is not I, Rabbi? Jesus: ...well it’s not Travis.

So glad I got that gulp on my surround sound with the magic of chromecasting

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@Star-pl1xs

5 жыл бұрын

weird flex but ok

Griffin definining what an amiibo sent my mind into fucking terror instantly

Every now and then someone accidentally reinvents homestuck

26:48 silent chug bit

When we read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in my HS English class literally everyone who hadnt already read it thought that Hyde and Jekyll were secret gay lovers.

@DimT670

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if you heard the phrase well you know what they say about Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde even at the time you would assume they were, as they said, "confirmed bachelors"

@Romanticoutlaw

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, hyde was inside jekyll like, the entire time

@amberwingtundrawing776

3 жыл бұрын

Thats kind of crazy considering how many parodies of the story there are in pop culture but still an interesting take

@johnnymarvel7040

3 жыл бұрын

@@Romanticoutlaw *slow claps*

At first, I laughed when Griffin was growing increasingly distraught as he was reading eBay prices. Then I remembered my holographic charizard.

@TheMightyBattleSquid

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't have a lot of those original cards but I distinctly remember a holographic Machamp that haunts me to this day.

squarespace ad starts at 33:33

In kindergarten we had the same kind of fundraiser with the white candy bars and my teacher gave me a new box and went "these are yours. Dont give them to ANYONE else." So I didnt. I ate them myself. And when I got home covered in chocolate and on the verge of puking my mom realized she was raising a fucking dumbass. And to add insult to injury she had to pay for the fuckton of expensive candy I ate.

@AceAttorny

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry They gave candy to kids who might not even be capable of not shitting themselves yet and assumes they'd just get it?

@TheMightyBattleSquid

2 жыл бұрын

tbf I don't know how else she thought saying "these are yours, don't give these to ANYONE ELSE" would go, given her audience.

The wishbone one: Obviously if the user does this, obviously the Monkey's Paw rule will apply. They'll get their wish granted, but in the most horrifying/disappointing interpretation possible, so as to make them rue the day they tried to cheat the ritual of the wishbone. Similar to what Travis suggested, though maybe a little more indirect. Substitute spouses with siblings, and like, this could totally be a made-for-TV kids movie/ Are You Afraid of the Dark?-Style TV show short story.

@beepboop83

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jeff *T h a n k Y o u*

You know birds dont have throat muscles. They have to tilt their lil heads up to drink. (except for doves i think?)

@percival413

3 жыл бұрын

pigeons can slurp like people!! did you know!

@nicestpancake

2 жыл бұрын

BIRDS HAVE ACCENTS AND CAN TELL WHERE ANOTHER BIRD COMES FROM FROM THEIR ACCENT

Honestly I have so much anxiety about how loud it might be when I swallow and this relieved it because there's no way I'm that loud

i like this decision to put the episodes on youtube from now on.

4:20 GRIFFIN. YOU WERE FIRED FOR A REASON. YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS.

@StormBurnX

4 жыл бұрын

Game 0ver Girl he was fired because he couldn’t stop himself

These are some of my favorite boys. I'm glad they talk for us.

Its pretty crazy that Travis, who has eaten multiple desserts in one seating, can't eat a reeses cup. You don't have to lie to make Griffin feel better bud.

My dad totally did the order 1 cent whoppers in McDonald's parking lots with the whole family.

Just listened to this episode in the gym yesterday, at 11:45 I lost it and started cracking up in front of a bunch of strangers, couldn't help it. The best!

Please for the love of god, Travis, DO MORE CARREY ON

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

CARREY ON! CARREY ON!!

29:50 the tracheotomy with a ballpoint pen was on House

@4:20 love the Dirk Gently reference. Suuuuuuper deep cut.

This is a top tier ep.

The funny thing about the smash bros bit is like, since they did this Sans and goddamn Minecraft Steve got added to the game so I don’t think anything they said is THAT out there

I hate that I knew what song that yahoo was about just from the first lines mentioned. Middle school me loved it and it's still in my iTunes library, I was literally listening to it a few days ago

Also cracks me up, Tony Shaloub regularly plays Luigi in the Pixar series Cars. And yes, the big scary moon is there too. Even that pencil attack is there too. ...with Mii Fighters I added Bea Arthur to my copy, but now I want to add the brothers too.

Some brotherly love in this webisode

26:28 Yikes! For a split second I thought Griffin was admitting something wayyyyyyyy different!

“Dogper” My Brain: Is burger king selling diapers for dogs now??

my life just got better with you uploading these to youtube. also i should still listen on maxfun

definitely my fav mbmbam episode

Griffin cant talk about amiibos without chuckling. I really like that.....

16:12 "This is one i'm not sure I could explain to Turkeys"

I love that griffin said ludological.

Please someone time stamp the lily is a very good girl bit

@minimidnight1080

5 жыл бұрын

I know it’s 2 months late, but it’s at about 34:20 !

@GallyGears

5 жыл бұрын

Minimidnight THANK YOU!

anyone else think of that commercial for the powered paint roller that used to be on all the time when they came up with Paintball Predator?

Someone is going to be very horrified to learn they were turned on by this episode

you say "where goofy lives" as if goofy has not canonically had sex at some point to produce Max.

25:07 yes Justin has told that story before

@theWeaverofTales

5 жыл бұрын

Trav has told the candy bar one, too 😂

The ballpoint tracheotomy was definitely George Clooney, and definitely in ER.

@PookieDaExzile

5 жыл бұрын

A doctor also did it in the old Hulk show

@TheTetrapod

5 жыл бұрын

M*A*S*H too

@PeacocksTale_BOC

5 жыл бұрын

And in Lost IIRC. Or at least Jack sends Boone off to look for a pen but really he just wants Boone to go away while he's doing proper CPR.

@adelaidejustman3414

5 жыл бұрын

And Jericho? I think???

Acoustic toothbrushes are ok

I want some Justin swallow ASMR right NOW

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

*gULP*

Hehe, 69 views

@BoneHawk

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@L_Aster

5 жыл бұрын

nice

Griffin would hate me, because I have a bad tendency to audibly sip my drink. I try to not do it around other people, because I imagine it's rude and annoying, but they still slip out.

Fill in the blank game: "The Kids Bop version of _____ is an instrumental."

@LasagnaTheArtist

3 жыл бұрын

What is this, YIAY?

Silent Chug question - 26:46 "You grab it, Trav." - 34:19

lord take me. take me into your blessed kingdom.

NOT WHERE BONKERS THE BOBCAT LIVES

"You shouldn't have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the url of your dog."

“I’m bananas for donkey dong!”

55:04 OwO

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT'S THIS *I N T E N S I F I E S*

@lauramccartan4006

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

sometimes i forget that polygon justin and griffin are the same people as mbmbam justin and griffin lmao. like, when griffin said his iconic line from griffin's amiibo corner it took me a second to realize that that wasnt a shoutout, it was the same man lmao. intellectually i knew that it was, but wow theyre just so different sometimes haha. like any time they mention monster factory on mbmbam too lol. also the game milk callback? delicious. just like game milk. i wouldnt do anything for these milk thieves

How can these boys not eat one a whole of candy??

@Slendermanz7

3 жыл бұрын

I know Travis definitely can. Griffin has stomach of a Victorian street urchin so I can believe him.

There is a kids bop version of anaconda

Since Hash Pipe has no official lyric sheet and highly contested lyrics especially in the chorus, it's technically easier to get away with changing as few as possible lyrics for a parody of it.

Oh shit. How conventional for us, bois.

I feel like this was a bad starter episode

theres an obvious side of the wishbone that shows that itll be the biggest

your friend was planning on ripping you off for some serious money. you have no obligation to give it to them.

lmao they mention anticipation and 4 years later they stream it

Maybe the is the episode the Idea to post youtube videos with the skype call videos was created.

Oh hey everyone

@combustiblebutterflies8109

5 жыл бұрын

Hi.

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

Hiya!!

49:44 *Diives wants to know your location*

@dillonparker6624

5 жыл бұрын

Please, don't ruin my perfect christian boys.

I dunno guys zapdos isn't my first choice for pokemon to have sex with

Dudes have no idea how close they are to being right in Smash. Heck in Spirits SMALL OBSCURE SPOILERS you can meet Looksly the Rabbit from Looksly's Line Up, Hakkun from Sutte Hakkun, Muddy from Mole Mania, and some that are too spoilery to just plop in a random comment section.

Looking through the comments here I'm not seeing enough talk about the song aimed at kids wtf

@StormBurnX

4 жыл бұрын

Sorign Hasword gOnNa MaKe YoU sWeAt

Are these brother's diabetic or something? Who can't easily, as an adult, still eat massive amounts of candy and sweets? Should a person do that? No of course not. But sugar is incredibly addictive and I am irresponsible.

1:02:14 I know cows have utters ... but, do they also have breasts?

Also cries, they are all so close to breaking out of the cognitive dissonance. I feel like Travis would go vegan maybe Griffin if they did the research. oh well I remember doing that, eating out of a rotisserie chickens back like a feral animal and then realizing "oh...them bones...I got those too....oh god-" and then pushed it all down and went back to eating lol

Man poor Justin. Just because it's a deep vein doesn't mean it's a good one. Everybody makes throat noises, you know? Don't need to do ten minutes on one dude's drinking sounds right at him.

37:52 oh boy institutional misogyny how exciting