Travis's stupid donut joke was one of the hardest ive laughed in a while, thank Travis for travis

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

here's the timestamp for you: 44:22

@saw9413

4 жыл бұрын

@@goonsdirge3464 thank you

@noesunyoutuber7680

11 ай бұрын

"You dumb piece of shit! I can't believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry! _laughing_ I hate your guts!"

Justin laughing while saying "you dumb piece of shit I can believe we share genetic material" is some ultimate fond sibling energy

@laurenyork6095

Жыл бұрын

"you dumb piece of shit" is Justin's highest compliment to a joke, I've noticed

griffin: i believe there's a new monster factory out this week me, checking my subsciptions every hour: monstur factry

@CaptLuser

5 жыл бұрын

GRIFFIn WHERES ThE FUCKIN MOnSTER FACTORY

@roxaplasm

5 жыл бұрын

@@CaptLuser GRIFFIN CCOME ON

@goonsdirge3464

5 жыл бұрын

guYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE IT'S HERE

@tabithaaf

Ай бұрын

time is a flat circle! new monster factory today!

"They shall not grow old" sounds like a documentary for the anti-vaxx movement.

@Drilling4mana

3 жыл бұрын

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them." www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/57322/for-the-fallen

feel like i need to listen to episodes 111 222 333 and this to look for secret patterns

@madelinehart3933

5 жыл бұрын

Just wait until 666

@abj6920

3 жыл бұрын

Attempting to open the actual million faceted crystal of Akh'Immara, huh?

@Sage_the_Turt

10 ай бұрын

@@madelinehart3933 just a couple days now...

I absolutely love this podcast, because it's solid fucked and funky sibling humor, and it reminds me of being at home, without the bunk beds.

@Ather_sys

3 жыл бұрын

888i88

Obviously a locksmith is just anyone who finished the nocturnal quest in oblivion

@PyrokineticFire1

5 жыл бұрын

They're burglars for hire Customer: "So yeah... i want you to break into my house, but instead of stealing my stuff, here's some money. Oh and can you clean up after yourself when you're done, like you don't want to get caught?" Locksmith: "sure, so much easier to get cash. A fence would want too big a cut when i tried to sell your crap"

Nothing makes me happier in life than Justin's laughing fits omg

Mondays inherently suck other than this special time we all share with the best brothers.

@Hovisish

5 жыл бұрын

Bless these sweet, soft men and their perfectly-placed gifts.

Thought this was a vid of one of their bits and I’m legit 30 minutes in before I go ‘huh, this is a really long bit’ and actually check the title.

I honestly love how much of these podcasts are just Justin wheeze-laughung and I love it It's like 75% of the podcasts and I love it

@abj6920

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's weird that 75% of all podcasts are Justin McElroy wheeze laughing. It works in mbmbam but like when it happens in Fanti or Serial or Sarah Silverman it's kinda annoying tbh

One of the wishes fulfilled by the pandemonium cube: a new MBMBAM podcast

This is a mbmbam hall of fame level episode. Very many laughs in here!

44:23 This is why Travis is the most powerful McElroy brother.

To be honest, 9/10 times when you talk to a vape shop employee, it's a totally uninterested person who'll inform you it's closing down in a month because there's literally two other vape shops right across the street.

im so glad this video features one of my favorite things about justin and its his inability to say ANYTHING because hes laughing too hard

You boys need to watch LockPickingLawyer's videos... dude can GET IN THERE.

"RAZZED YA! Another famous Travis razz." Another famous Griffin razz.

Travis is back on some mango cult shit

wow so excited for kh3 with juicy crust blessing sora’s great great keyblade he got from Father Michael Mouse

That haircut question is the single most relatable thing I have ever heard.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Guys, please help. I'm playing Kingdom Radically Mighty Uplifted Hearts and I can't figure out where to find the Ultima Saviour. Do I need to already be on the second testament?

@connorlynch3474

5 жыл бұрын

"The goof density ... it's approaching critical mass sir"

I've never heard Justin sound so frustrated before

Makes my Mondays so much better!

You guys are great, keep it up! Don’t stress yourself out

Pro tip for the secret shopper from someone who has been buying vapes since 15. (Where I live you've always had to be 19+ to buy Tabacco products) The fact you dont know what you're talking about will help with the illusion you're under age. If anxiety is your problem, the workers are there to help you learn and will explain what ever you ask :) literally just follow the brothers advice about asking for the finished product and buying individual parts

I would have gladly listened to them riff about kingdom hearts 3 being deeply religious for the whole episode

THE FUCKING WINDUP ON THAT MUNCH SQUAD HOLY SHIT

lmao this is old but who said you guys didn’t have many listeners in the south?? we love y’all down here

all their talk about the pandemonium cube sounds like the intro narritive to a kick ass shounen adventure story centered around lock picking.

Ya just gotta love these guys

7:40 for the Kingdom Hearts 3 segment. owo/

44:22

Geez... I only now just realized that my tastes in candy are so far off the norm. I love candy corn and those little conversation hearts.

@Royal_Fortune

5 жыл бұрын

You’re not alone

@froggybibi

5 жыл бұрын

ur so powerful

@lorendaemon7945

3 жыл бұрын

That shit is good as hell 😥😥 Idk if I would like candy corn as much if it didn't herald Halloween season lmao

I would marry discount burrito girl

Okay the dream where everyone stops and stares at you and tells you to wake up just f ing terrified me. Like my eyes rae watering and holy crap wtf 18:45

I think this is my favourite episode of all time. It's my comfort episode. Play this entire episode at my funeral if I die

(Tron 3:16) For Cyber God so loved the cyber world that he gave his one and only Cyber Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

I worked at a vape shop for a year and got really into it, and building a lightsaber is the best analogy for putting together a rig. 😆

Checked, nice trips

heard the hairstyling question right before going to the salon... really helped me feel less awkward

Guys I really love you and ive been waiting for you to come back to the southeast but I can't make it out to new orleans with only a weeks notice

So I'm listening to this in 2022 and I have a haircut story I want to share because I have lived liked Justin did in a chaotic roulette of haircuts. So probably around the time this actually came out I learned that the barber I'd been going to was a Proud Boy. He cut hair really well and would pour whiskey shots for us both whilst doing so but once I found out his leanings I didn't feel comfortable giving him my money anymore. So I just did Google search for closest hair stylists and went there. As soon as I walked in I realized this was not... how do I say this... a place that specialized in northern european hair types. But I thought if I'm denying money to a Proud Boy then why not let my dollars go towards this predominantly African American establishment. Long story short it was initially awkward for both myself and the wonderful woman that cut my hair but by the end we were laughing at how much the Proud Boys suck. And while I didn't really get the haircut I asked for it was quite the sick fade that people really liked. So to this day I just choose random places to get my hair cut.

where's the monster factory, griffin

Top Ten Podcast Titles: Number 1 This one.

34:43 I know a guy who was legitimately recruited by the security division of the US Embassy to try and break into the houses they rented for employees so that they could fix any shortcomings

I’d be more than glad to tell you.

Master Chief takes off his helmet and who is it? America's sweetheart, Gary Busey

35:01 whatever noise Justin makes here has me crying laughing 😂😂

"i dont think you can bring a baby into a vape shop" WRONG i and my brother were taken to a bong shop constantly as babies and they didnt give a f*uck so its probably cool

oh jesus fucking christ i had to pause after the christian kingdom hearts bit because i was sobbing laughing and my ribs hurt and i just needed a fucking moment to breathe.,, like holy fuck the amount i laughed actually cleared my entire respiratory tract and this is the best my whole pharynx has felt in ages...... hollyyyyyy fuck

"You dumb piece of shit! I can't believe we share genetic material you make me so angry!" -Justin McElroy

My friend has a locksmith tabletop character who can basically break into anything lol

Wait... What does everyone else call Qdoba? Everyone I know calls it cue-doba

okay but what monster factory was it

5:12 I see what you were going for lol

hi!

Just thinking of the futurama episode about candy hearts.

I saw the show in Nola!!!! I was gassy that night, sorry...

Oh I let out the UGLIEST laugh when Juice said that Krispy Kreme is one K away from disaster

11:58 that "Justin, c'mon!" is the littlest brother noise I've ever heard

i have recently quit smoking but i had been smoking for 2-3 years. i also look like a fourteen year old and i’m very socially awkward. buying cigarettes was a nightmare every time.

The reason why the dude's yahoo answers name was 2187. It's the cell number of Princess Leia in A New Hope and J J Abrahams used that for the Finn. Therefore J J did not steal it from a yahoo answers guy.

When is it going to be revealed that there are only two brothers, and the second elder brother is just playing the part of two people

@mercuryc7766

4 жыл бұрын

gay lord bigger plot twist, there are five brothers and two of them have to act as all three

My brother my brother and Macklemore

dOnT fReAk My BeAn

anything after season 5 of supernatural is not worth your time imo

@latrodectahespara2728

5 жыл бұрын

5 is pretty late, honestly. 4 seems more reasonable for the last time the show was actually, like, good, then 5 just had a couple good episodes.

@SandersCat_yo

5 жыл бұрын

@@latrodectahespara2728 i see first 5 seasons as complete story that was intended by the original creator. i agree that 4th season is better than 5th in some ways but you can't just drop it there.

@latrodectahespara2728

5 жыл бұрын

@@SandersCat_yo I suppose that's true, but it also should be noted that series 5 is notably not as good as the ones before it. Sure, it's the whole story, but people should know ahead of time what they're getting into.

@SandersCat_yo

5 жыл бұрын

@@latrodectahespara2728 it's a matter of taste at this point. a lot of my friends loved s5, some even say it's their favorite. but i think most of us would agree that s6 onwards the show is riddled with canon inconsistencies and plot holes and not worth watching unless you really get into it

@alinehannigan6094

5 жыл бұрын

There was absolutely nothing after Swan Song. 300 episodes who?

Locksmith means lockmaker

Emotions are one of the most basic parts of the animal brain. You know how people talk about the lizard brain? That's all emotions. Humans don't even have the most emotionally develops brains in the animal kingdom. (But yeah, it was a joke.)

Why aren't they one k away from catastrophe?

moneyzone ends 33:34

Twenty-Second!

That's a lot of shade getting thrown at Supernatural for a podcast series coming up on 500 one hour episodes.

I tip my barber 50%. I did not realise it was too much. 😂

Second

The "Kingdom Hearts" are the hearts of all the people Jesus saves and brings into the kingdom of heaven.

@kylefox2397

Жыл бұрын

We've all read the Bible, thanks.

@orialtman6176

Жыл бұрын

@@kylefox2397 yeah, I was making a joke along the lines of the Kingdom Hearts jokes they were making?

@kylefox2397

Жыл бұрын

@@orialtman6176 and I was attempting to insinuate that the Bible talks about Kingdom Hearts, but I apparently wasn't very successful.

"John 3:16"

Too Much.

accursed number

44:22