Me listening to the opener: M NIGHT SHYMALAN WROTE STUART LITTLE???

"Man creates goose, goose delays man, God kills man, goose kills God... Gun-goose eats God, women rule the world."

@janeeyre1990

5 жыл бұрын

It's exciting to read the comments before listening to the video

@Goatbeez

2 жыл бұрын

This is lovely 🌹

god my favorite part of mbmbam is the part where they say the names of celebrities ive never heard of

@cassun603

3 жыл бұрын

Half of the episodes are spent looking up people who aren't the cast of Psych because I know the entire cast of Psych it's my favorite show.

@lapoguido8672

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is when I'm not sure whether it's a US public figure or someone they just made up.

When I first started taking showers at age 7 I would mix equal parts body wash, shampoo, and conditioner and then just wash everything at once. It didn't work very well, but it smelled good.

@t.m.gacutan5523

4 жыл бұрын

ur brain at 7 is so much more powerful than mine ever will be

@0BucketMask0

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.m.gacutan5523 lmao

@infinikki

2 жыл бұрын

I cant believe it takes humans 7 years just to be able to wash themselves (and that's still usually with an adult nearby if needed). We as a species are so weak wtf

JUSTIN DOESNT KNOW WHAT DRAIN COVERS ARE??? WHAT???

@reznoire

5 жыл бұрын

Justin channeling his inner Dan Ryckert

@dragamation3266

5 жыл бұрын

holy shit this is hilarious

If you have a goose problem just set off a couple firecrackers to startle the geese. That’s a common solution. Important Note: Do not aim the firecrackers AT THE GEESE. It’s the noise that causes them to fly away.

My sanity thanks you for bleeping out Alexa.

I, too, would hang out with a robotic version of any given person from Psych

@cassun603

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking James McAvoy but damn was Dulé Hill a better choice

@alexbaer455

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassun603 Roday, McAvoy is professor X

24:16 I know that the beeped word is Alexa. I know this in my heart. But damn did my Brain immediately take that beep and out the worst thing in its place

The whole thing about washing dishes, and drain covers is like the "YOU HAVE UNO ON YOUR XBOX" thing and I love it

I think what's weirder than M Night Shyamalan writing She's All That is the idea that he lied about ghostwriting that movie, which is so wild. What is the point?

@Godoflegos

5 жыл бұрын

I knew at the time that Fleming has written most of it, so I had this weird moment where I couldn't tell if Justin had just become a master at fabricating stories and making them sound like they were true.

@NishaWinchester

5 жыл бұрын

@@Godoflegos Apparently Shyamalan did claim this at one point but then Fleming claimed it did not happen. Which like, of all the movies to try to claim, why the fuck that one? It's all so weird. Regardless, when you look up She's All That, it gets listed with Shyamalan's other movies now.

"It's like truck nuts, but for my best friend." Thanks griffin.

“And with my porcelain china doll skin” Dead.

Justin invented a for-profit commune. Great.

Justin’s secret shower sauce must be a family recipe

@sapphic_sophie

5 жыл бұрын

The OG water?

Marie Kondo was a shrine maiden. She probably has sealing magic.

Looking back on this, I wonder how Justin feels about the first question now, in 2020, as a proud woodworker.

Get that delight of a first asker some burn cream

Dude Archibald is awesome, he’s like the beast of the party!

my favorite character in Glass is the alien from Signs that walks past the birthday party like eeEEEYOOoop

FUn episode! Pleasantly surprised with Bridget Lancaster on too! She is lovely! Watch ATK all the time

This is probably my favorite celebrity guestpert segment.

I love how hard they razzed MidNight Shamalan.

As someone from Vermont, I can confirm, cheese does hang from the trees up here.

Those chainmail Gloves are fantastic for making you feel great while cooking, as i found out while working at a butchery. chainmail in general makes you feel fantastic, as i found out by making the stuff. plus if you want to excercise, the added spread-out weight really helps while jogging without being unbearable

Rob Schneider Is - Doose Guck: Gettin' Down Rated PG-13 for fowl language. C'mon guys, it was right there the whole time.

The fact that the McElroy brothers wanted to create and all-in-one proves that they’re straight men

This Shyamalan discussion is long overdue

Isn't the hand soap issue more that when you go to the sink to wash your hands you would need to retrieve it from the shower? >.>

Now in 2020 i can say griffin should have invested in that suit of armour.

Justin not knowing about sink plug is iconic 😂😂

Speaking of "Life finds a way"; I'd absolutely go for a Jeff Goldblum android.

i love when travis or justin say smthn innocuous & griffin shouts his response 4 no reason

Sometimes I forget the "don't follow any of the brother's advice" bit. So I make concerned comments and become a fool.. Oops 21:36 please don't use dish soap on your body. It is a harsher soap than hand soap, ment to rid grease. It will strip your skin of oils and dry out your skin. AND DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE DETERGENT THAT SHIZ WILL DISSOLVE YOUR SKIN IF USED FOR BATHING. --sincerely, a concerned sensitive skin person

@MsQjoe

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who occasionally has to deal with super greasy machine parts....sometimes you gotta just bite the bullet and scrub with dishsoap

@k.a.u.4599

3 жыл бұрын

sometime the goofs lead to me learning things in the comments. You're fine :)

I think in glass my favourite character is gonna be the white rapping boy from the visit

@ozkey1558

Жыл бұрын

I know I'm responding to an ancient comment but damn if it didn't make me laugh out loud. Your bon mot sat there waiting in the weeds for 4 long years and it just jumped out and got me! 😂😂😂

is it just me or is this the funniest episode of all time

I want to remake the gray but this time really focus on the wolf fight. I'll call it wolf blitzer

I bet Justin's hair feels so dry with that body wash, shampoo, conditioner combo. If you made shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, soy sauce, and deodorant all in one, he'd be all over that shit

My answer to the robot eye was Zoe Wanamaker or Tilda Swinton and when Griffin said Tilda Swinton so quickly I was like YES

i was doing dishes while watching this and it was magical

Become the Muenster, amiright?

The answer for the android is clearly Stephen Fry. Voice is soothing, but won't be annoying for long term

still blown away that people live in west virginia.

My floaty eye butler would have the voice and personality of Sir Patrick Stewart, I feel like he is a very versatile personality being both serious and funny👍🏻 second choice Bill Hader

this whole episode is hilarious

I fell asleep listening to this so I was trying to figure out where I was and I was scrubbing and just hear Justin yell "the butthole" and I wasn't sure on the contest and let me tell you...that's an experience

i do not know any celebrity names so that whole robot butler bit for me is just a list of funny names

I felt so fucking horrible eating a microwave dinner at 11pm listening to this

No matter what shamalamadingdong makes, I will never forgive him for soiling Avatar the last airbender with a live action film. Some animated things DO NOT NEED ADAPTATIONS

@lorendaemon7945

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Housewright That's made by the creators though, I have....hopes?

Okay, but, I'm new to listening to all three of the brothers, and honestly, the part where it's just Justin and Travis talking to each other just sounds like one of the two talking to their self because they sound identical to me, lol.

@scruffulon

4 жыл бұрын

It took me a long time too! Travis has a bit higher pitch and is usually better at keeping a straight face, Justin has a tiny bit more of a southern accent.

Does Justin not know what a plug is?

5:40 "wHAAAT?"

The happening was filmed in my town and M.Night Shamalan lives near me!!

I'm beginning to think I'm the only person who actually liked "The Happening"...

@cassun603

3 жыл бұрын

You thought right.

God imagine if the eye in your house was Marie Kondo. That would be my personal hell.

Avengers, but if one of the avengers was Hawkeye

i know you guys are big but i hope it still means something to know that i think you’re all very talented young men

I like ATK's youtube channel; was totally not expecting the guest appearance!

I will say this- not ALL soap is interchangeable. I once, in the middle of moving and while staying in an empty place with virtually no supplies, I DID wash my hair with dish soap. When that shit says it is tough on grease and oil, it MEANS it. My hair was like straw. It was not good.

Six word Hemmingway-style story: Canine anus winking, pickup now mandatory.

I feel like Justin was still kinda riding Griffin's speech about plutonium and immediately just got it in his brain that something with a name like glycerin just had to be some kind of volatile chemical, hah.

I'm very disappointed in the boys for: 1. proposing dish/hand soap is a good alternative to body soap. 2. Not understand how to plug a sink.

i saw the likes were at 999. I knew what I had to do

season 2 of MBMBAM when?

Geese are real problematic in my area during the spring and summer. And in general, they have bad attitudes as well. I remember some geese walking out in front of my truck and then they just stopped. They didn't even finish walking across. So I wait and when they aren't moving, I honk my horn at them, they respond by honking back. I ended up having to just ever so slowly move ahead finally chasing them out of the street.

@Uncle-Jay

Жыл бұрын

Anyways, yeah, I used to work in a ship yard and maintenance had a job that involved finding all seagull and geese nests and destroying them. So I would imagine if a company wanted geese gone, I could see them being killed.

30:54 moneyzone ends, guest spot begins 46:29 guest spot ends

*El Zilcho*

....... I don't want, and will never want anything described as "Shower Sauce". Reminds of me the phrase I made up, "Sin Sauce". It's exactly what you think it is.

@biddyfox

5 жыл бұрын

cum

@fern5505

4 жыл бұрын

@biddy fox thanks.

canus

Listened to this at like 3 am over winter break which was a bad fucking idea because I am wide awake in disgust from the soap segment

the way justin has never heard of a 3-1 shampoo, body wash, nd conditioner

Rosie O'Donnell is a fantastic pull but let's talk about Jeff Goldblum for the android and Nichelle Nichols as a floating eye. Greg Proops would also be quite good because it would keep you updated on the news in a liberal, scathing, proactive way - and it would choose better music than you.

End of Moneyzone: 30:54

had to skip the beginning because i was really afraid they were going to talk about james mcavoy who scares the living shit out of me for a few reasons and also out of shame for cyber bullying him for his performance in split

And Life

Charjuniourie

Okay very new to this channel where do I even start

@scruffulon

4 жыл бұрын

Either the beginning or the newest one

@kropotkinnie

4 жыл бұрын

Anywhere you want! They don't need any order. I just pick whichever ones seem the funniest by title, ngl.

You can’t clothe that which has no shame -Jesus’s Puppy Dog probably

Doose Guck: Male Gigolo

HEY I'M EARLY

DREW BARRYMORE

modren

54:06

What did they,, bleep out

5:40

286👽👾

haha nice

Hey Justin? What the fuck

Body soap to hand soap ia fine Hand soap body soap don't sit right with my spirits

💄😉

fIRST

@SmugBagel

5 жыл бұрын

Are you?

The thing that I unfortunately learned from this episode is that the boys here do not understand how to properly take care of their hair and body. 3 in 1 body cleaner goos are awful for your hair my men PLEASE stop this vafoonerery at once dear lord in heaven below I swear