The Red poison makes her STRONG

@iampandamancer6039

3 жыл бұрын

Strong enough to punch the moon perhaps

god that vape question was the plot twist of the year

The fun thing about human psychology is that if you think a crystal will help your self-confidence it certainly will

Agates are grounding stones, can bring hidden information to light, builds self confidence, encourages speaking one's truth, heals inner anger and overcomes negativity and bitterness in the heart "Placed on the heart, it will heal emotional disease that prevents acceptance of love." "Green agate enhances mental and emotional flexibility and improves decision-making. It is useful in resolving disputes." I believe she's blaming you for her hating you

@vraisairs9201

4 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the information. I mean... It's wrong and weird and dumb... but interesting

@deecee3490

3 жыл бұрын

Are you on amphetamines?

@AVspectre

3 жыл бұрын

I took it as naturopathic negging. :)

I zoned out for a while and then I heard “IF YOURE TRUCK JOUSTING”

@serpentarius1194

5 жыл бұрын

When travis said truck jousting I thought he said trunk jousting and it made me think junk jousting so i was confused for a moment as to why they'd be talking about weird sex moves

"Who's buying this with a closed-mind?" *on CUE* "I AM!"

i love those questions that leave travis just Screaming in laughter.

@alantremonti1381

4 жыл бұрын

the final question, going out on travis's insane, hysterical laughter was the best

@laurenyork6095

Жыл бұрын

Free Dopamine (TM)

"What are we even doing, Sean?!" "Fuck you Sean!" "We're going to sprinkle Sean's hair in each one!" "Sean, if you're listening, we're big fans" What a weird episode to be named Sean

weed boy griffin makes another much appreciated appearance

@user-sg6ww7ts6n

5 жыл бұрын

57:57

I love the Face 2 Faces so much! The audience just adds another layer of hilariousness to it.

The "Red Poison" segment sounds like a John Mulaney bit and I'm HERE for it

Jousting: I’ve got the horses in the back

a doll named jade who warns you about stairs? hmmm...

@blackfirejack17

5 жыл бұрын

Warn you about those stairs bro

@ssouriaa

5 жыл бұрын

@@blackfirejack17 it keeps happening....

@TimLimber

5 жыл бұрын

​@@ssouriaa no were making it happen

@firelight9032

5 жыл бұрын

@@TimLimber ,, where doing it man

@ethangoldstein1042

5 жыл бұрын

this is the homestuck police, you're under arrest

it seems pretty obvious to me that this landlord just wants to be able to evict their tenants without notice and at their convenience with no risk of legal repercussions. Since all rent is paid through Venmo and and never described as "rent" the landlord can argue that the tenant isn't renting the house and since the contract is predicated only on "the cool emojis" the landlord can evict the tenant whenever they want for using the incorrect emojis.

@lovermillion

Жыл бұрын

@Natalie Baecker or tax fraud. or subletting in violation of their own rental agreement. pretty much sketch city when someone DOESNT want you to clearly and accurately memo payments.

I would pay money to see someone tablecloth a horse out from under a rider in one smooth sweep.

@georgeparkins777

3 жыл бұрын

That's a grade A great recipe for a horse to absolutely PRIMAL on you.

Listen I love everyone but that one lady screaming after every joke is driving me NUTS

@christophertarsitano269

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact watched this a year later and was like “wow that girl screaming is real annoying. I wonder if anyones said anything in the comments.”

Look. A couple months ago we did not have a lot of money. My bf bought me one of these sandwiches, after me eating a quesadilla (filled with literally only cheese) for two weeks. I would literally kill a man for one of those. That was so much flavor I almost cried. I realize this isn't a compliment of the sandwich

@captainhope

2 жыл бұрын

I know it's been two years but as someone who is currently financially struggling, I hope your situation is better now

@twistysunshine

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainhope it is! ☺ and my bf is now my fiance

love the face 2 face episodes!!

Will Face 2 Face become another dnd campaign that Griffin will dungeon master for?

There's one lady in the crowd who is more pumped over every single thing being said then I've ever been about anything in my life. I pity the people seated infront of her

@Levacque

3 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, I thought the exact same thing. I almost skipped this one 25 minutes in because it became so grating. It was a lot like watching those Flintstones episodes with the really bad laugh tracks that are the same exact sound recording played over and over. At a certain point, you start to anticipate these woo sounds instead of anticipating the joke.

I’ve got no friends... CHEERS.CLAPPING.YAAAAY.WOOOOO

it wasn't a huge deal and could have passed unmarked, but Justin's whipcrack-fast conjuring of "that's okay, because girls can't get scurvy" is a good reminder that as self-effacing as he is, he is a professional comedian for a reason. like, goddamn. no one would have batted an eye if you said nothing, my man, and instead you said the funniest possible sequence of words that could be used together as a response.

I had MbMbAm on auto play. When they said "America's only fun city" I said out loud, "Have you been to New Orleans??" without knowing that was where this was recorded X3

Can't wait for October 1st for the Cow Revolution

All Cali (sp?) needs to do is say "WOOOOOW" every time Jack puffs on his vape

Cows With Guns is a song

the dunkin on banksy bit is so good

Def going to New Orleans now

god damn thats the most south lousiana accent ever and i love it. {also from south louisiana.}

@bboudreaux261

3 жыл бұрын

hi, that last question was me! i’ve been living in north la for about three years now and everyone i meet from south louisiana immediately knows i am also from south louisiana because of the accent

13:04 The jammers

They crack me up so hard

160 days until cow-mageddon and still no one is doing anything. I fear for us all.

If it weren’t for the emojis i would assume tax evassion, but like what

If beans then soup? thoughts

It is now October 3rd, the cows have yet to take over. I think they missed their window of opportunity.

i don't believe that this is still running, but i guess it is i love you three as people

@em_birch

5 жыл бұрын

Well it's their sole source of income at this point and people love the McElroy family of podcasts, so I don't know why they'd stop.

Jesus Christ lady, you do not need to yell 'woo' every 30 seconds.

Please make a 2nd season of your VRV TV show

Japan already has corn vending machines

holy SHIT the boys really lost it at michael wave

I used to work at a Subway while they were offering that promotion and it was a pain in the ass to make and also tasted awful

Ahoy

MEASURE IN LOAVES

Is it me or does girlfriend vape guy have a gorgeous voice???

Wait...you can’t drink outside in America?

@lovestrucktheidiot

4 жыл бұрын

No, no you can't

@Necroskull388

4 жыл бұрын

In most areas in America, you cannot drink outside, take drinks from restaurants to-go, or find liquor outside of designated liquor stores or bars. Louisiana in general relaxes two of those restrictions, and New Orleans in particular lets you do anything with alcohol as long as you aren't operating a motor vehicle.

Sweet, a live show. I guess I'll see you next week then.

vape guy at the end ruins this one for me every time

There's someone in the crowd that won't stop yelling every time they like something, it's incredibly obnoxious

@juneguts

5 жыл бұрын

doom have you ever been to a live event calm down please

i literally had to stop listening because of the audience. fun.

@tobydubu

5 жыл бұрын

I could copy paste this onto every Face2Face

@katl.7586

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice. I think it helps to listen on shitty laptop speakers instead of headphones lol.

@Trick.Sparrow

5 жыл бұрын

Did you skip the previous dozen live shows as well