"No Vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double Polaroid" I love it. This show is terrific.

@synthonaplinth5980

2 жыл бұрын

That line KILLED me.

@MS-cm3cm

Жыл бұрын

I refer the court to Boris on Spitting Image

@LNM0000

Жыл бұрын

Just laughed out loud. Again 😆😆

@lionocyborg6030

8 ай бұрын

Sterling Archer learned that the hard way and he's been scared of robots ever since.

That smirk on Lister's face is perfect. Then when he puts the Polaroids together... First time I saw this I laughed so hard I could barely breathe! Red Drawf is the bomb!!

Watching this video while at work with the managers a few feet away and the first thing that comes out of my speakers: "My nipples don't work."

@sarahquince9098

7 жыл бұрын

Haha I'll bet that was embarrassing.

@danoham10

5 жыл бұрын

With the accent too

@EditorOfSL

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that what most men would say anyway? 😂

@nathanbell6962

4 ай бұрын

I turned it up at work just before he said penis😂

Robert Llewellyn is a freaking comic genius. And Craig Charles is no slouch, either, playing the straight man here. The two of them played off each other brilliantly.

This is one of the single funniest scenes in the whole of Red Dwarf.

@johnkeith8072

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know, it's not "worse than playing away at Leeds..." Much less a "blue alert situation..."

@bardleyb7218

4 жыл бұрын

Every Red Dwarf scene posted on you tube gets a “one of the funniest scenes in the whole series” comment. The reality is that the show is just brilliant and funny throughout. Amazing cast, writing, production, sets, direction, and even the cgi is done exceptionally well.

@minicle426

4 ай бұрын

What about the shrinking underpants? 🤔

No vacuum cleaner should give a normal human a double poloroid

@alphayun7401

4 жыл бұрын

*cough* technophilia *cough*

@jasonlewis3742

3 ай бұрын

Stop kink shaming. Lmao

when dave smirks its possible that it wasn't planned =D

@Meerkat040

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah it does look that way.

@Sonichero151

4 жыл бұрын

He was breaking at this part.........

@ironwolfosiris

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot keep from laughing at this part lmao

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently they have him a dick pick without telling him.

@squeaksvids5886

2 жыл бұрын

And quick thinking from Robert to ad-lib “Smerk mode”!

"What, taking photographs of it, and show it to your mates? No, it's not." I love those two lines.

@jackbrown4130

2 жыл бұрын

I do it all the time, check out my uploads

@Despot-Tyrant

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbrown4130 Sir You Are Sick.

@jackbrown4130

2 жыл бұрын

@@Despot-Tyrant Lol

@longfineel2630

Жыл бұрын

@@jackbrown4130 Pics or no proof

@minicle426

4 ай бұрын

Ironically, people actually do that now.

"Is that normal?" "What, taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates!? No!" I laughed to hard my breakfast milk shot out of my nose.

@andrewmichaelscollectibles

7 күн бұрын

I read this as "I laughed so hard my breast milk shot out of my nose" 😂

I love Lister's face at 1.21, it looks like he loses it for a second and is about to burst out laughing! Brilliant:) Love Red Dwarf.

you can tell Craig is trying not to laugh in this.

I have browsed KZread for many days and many nights, and I have yet to find a video with a better start than this: "My nipples don't work"

Kryten: is that normal. Lister: what taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates. no it's not.

@polreamonn

5 жыл бұрын

Moving in the wrong circles.

@upsidedahead

3 жыл бұрын

It’s normal for me 🤪

@jimbottley8084

3 жыл бұрын

Lister is by far my favourite 😍

Kryten's face when he talks about that super deluxe glide-vacuum cleaner just kills me every time XD Especially the eyebrows afterwards

@nicholaskehler9169

Жыл бұрын

~3:15 "it was a triple bag easy glide vac with turbo suction and a self-emptying dust bag" translation "she goes deep with no gag reflex sucks hard and swallows"

Never gets old!!! "Well.....what were you thinking of at the time?!?" The last chicken in the shop look!!!

It's a testament to Craig's professionalism that he managed to get through that scene without falling out of character at least a little bit.

@drxshock6957

7 жыл бұрын

i bet you there were many out takes of this scene xD

@MrsBobby-gy5of

6 жыл бұрын

One of the best scenes but did that damn woman have to do that stupid squeal .

@lucygault4105

5 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Bobby wat the eyaa at the end

"No vacuum cleaner should give a human bieng a double polaroid!"

“No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a *double poloroid* !” Is it weird that joke makes me laugh so hard?

Craig's facial expressions are one of the best things about this clip

Nice to see that Polaroid has finally made film that's still usable after 3 million years!

One of the best comedies ever.

@lauraslade5308

4 жыл бұрын

The best comedy ever

@Lord_No-brainer

11 ай бұрын

“One of?” It’s THE best

AHHH Straight into smirk mode. 8-)

That must've been one sexy vacuum cleaner.

I miss Red Dwarf so much, I have met the whole cast and they are brilliant, the nicest people! I am annoyed because I have missed the new special because I moved to the US, I really hope that it will come onto BBC America!

@jediknight1294

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly you didn't miss much, return to earth was dogshit, the new series was OK...

@MindstormXL

3 жыл бұрын

Im afraid it probably won't happen, Red Dwarf moved from the BBC to another channel called Dave.

@KingsNJenssons

2 жыл бұрын

@@MindstormXL ​ @Jediknight 129 guys this is a comment from 11 years ago when you said that

@ClawSpike

2 жыл бұрын

@@KingsNJenssons They're all dead Dave. Everyon's dead Dave.

Smirk mode. The most pleasurable yet annoying mode of human. 🤖

The way Lister smirks is what I'd be like if any of my guy mates said that to me lol.

the look on Lister's face at 2:40 is just priceless! XD

@shuboy05

4 жыл бұрын

The producers really gave him a Polaroid of a penis! That look of shock is genuine.

0:38 Robert’s accent slipped when he said “standard”.

@stayforthepeelpronpls4774

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

Dude! When I first saw this I was like "Dear God! Kryten has been turned into a slightly younger Cristopher Walken!!!!!

@EditorOfSL

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how Robert Llewelyn looks in real life. Not so much now he’s older, of course, but back then, yes.

This may well have been mentioned before but Craig Charles is actually looking at a photo of male genitalia, given to him by surprise by the producers to elicit a genuine reaction.

"woll in whot whey, don't werk?" Love Lister's accent XD

@panowa8319

5 жыл бұрын

He's from Liverpool.

@MoskHotel

5 жыл бұрын

I love Liverpool and the accents from there. Gotta love the Northerners!

I know! I love how Kryton then says, " Is it supposed to look like that? It's hideous!!!"" LOL!

You would have thought being around humans for so long Kryten would know how they recharge. But then again it wouldn't be so funny lol

@kommodore979

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he is basically science officer and knows biology, he does medical treatment too when Lister is sick. Besides also cooking and caring for Lister. How would he not know the basics of how humans work.

1:21 - The cutest smile I have ever seen.. :3

@clarestubbs9303

4 жыл бұрын

I know, right? 😍😍

"THE PERFECT blend of sci-fi and character driven comedy!" Couldn't put it better myself..

It's a banana.

@jaimeluisi1807

5 жыл бұрын

Dang, I thought it was a female aardvark. Gets me every time.

@FozzQuaker

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the Bolivian Navy on Manoeuvres in the South Pacific

Taking photos of it and showing it to your mates 😅

Brilliant, brilliant scene. The writing just couldn't be bettered, and the same goes for Robert Llewellyn's playing and Craig Charles's reactions.

One of the best red dwarf episodes.

A classic scene, hilarious.. 😅😅

3:20 eyebrows :D

@akinorevavikasor7953

6 жыл бұрын

Honza Marek né asi 😂😂😂

I remember watching this show late at night years ago! one of the best shows ever on tv and it cheered me up watching it no matter what mood i was in.

Lister's so , SO cute at 1:22 :)

I was there in the audience when this was filmed. 1990 or 91. Was so funny

2:40 FREEZE! *clicks save as background* ;)

I still keep watching this clip, and it still cracks me up. I shall never think of a vacuum cleaner in quite the same way again !!!!

Listen to the chipmunk hiccup in the audience lol

@robertsmalley8138

5 жыл бұрын

She knew what she was doing silly . ....needed a good slap

no matter how hard i twiddle it i just cant seem to pick up Jazz FM!

Excellent show!!! When I heard that Back to Earth was coming out I sprang a double Polaroid!

"Now why do you suppose that happened?"

@Simon0

8 жыл бұрын

+Daemoshiin Belmont i got a really sexy expresso machine in my kitchen. Thinkig of askign it out on a date.

@LeonDeka

7 жыл бұрын

I've a Tassimo. It does Coffee, Tea and Hot Chocolate. Does that make me Tri-Sexual? ;)

@Lord_Skeptic

6 жыл бұрын

Eleventh Floor what were you thinking of at the time

BEST SCENE EVER IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. Nuff said.

@clarestubbs9303

4 жыл бұрын

Yes without doubt and the funniest!!

"Takin photographs of it an showing it to yer mates?" priceless.....

Sometimes, when men achieve a double Polaroid, it's just the body's way of telling us that both barrels are fully loaded and ready to discharge. 😅

what taking photographs of it and showing it to your mates? epic

watched this a million times and it is still funny

If Kryten ever offers to show you his photo collection, my advice is decline. Politely.

Red Dwarf, for me, is truly becoming great again. It went for a few years of just being kinda boring but now it seems to have become funny and nostalgic again.

Lol what a time to start the video "My nipples don't work!" I love Listers expression when he sees the double polaroid.

Ah, those good ol' days when we saw the polaroid as the pinnacle of photographic technology.

This clip is brilliant from start to finish. x'D

just the looks on lister's face when trying to sensibly answer kryten is priceless like with the recharging socket! classic

He looks like a cross between Billie Joe from Green Day and Barrowman

This is more than precious 😂

That fucking eyebrow waggle :D Every goddamn time!

Have not watched this in sometime. My brother got me started on British sitcoms. Glad he did or I would be bored.

I love David Llewellyn's animated facial expressions!

So funny and such a brilliant series

Man, it is really weird watching Robert Llewellyn not only without his usual angular makeup but with HAIR. Having never seen him out of costume before, I'd somehow got the idea that he was bald in real life.

Later on in the episode when Kryten says that he has had his head right up his recharge socket, priceless. Cheers.

My fave scene in this epi!

3:21 Kryten could hypnotise Lister with those eyebrows.

Listers face at 1.18, tremendous

That smirk Lister gives when Kryten says penis is the most genuine thing I've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if Craig wasn't expecting him to say that

I see that the editors tone down the laughter. When I first saw this when it came out, the audience was howling😅 like crazy.

1:20 ..love him!!! sweet :-*** :)

No wonder this Kryten is my dads favourite of the two, he’s hilarious and this scene proves it 😂😂😂😂😂

my dad would always watch this i never understood like half the things they were talking about now on the show, i'm almost grown up and i LOVE red dwarf its soo hilarious!!!

My favorite scene from the entire show.

Ohgod. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. One of the best clips EVER. :D

This is my favorite episode of Red Dwarf EVER!!

"Straight into smirk mode" I think that line was ad-libbed to save the shot. Goo actors.

Kryten: "Is that normal?" Lister: "What? Taking pictures of it and showing it to your mates??" Only if you are a Tory MP 😆

That's similar to in Futurama when Bender looks at electrical diagrams lol

I absolutely love Lister's "double polaroid" look at 2:40 :)

Best clip opening ever

Ok, that was fantastic, I kept having to pause it because I couldn't hear they over my laughter. I have got to find some way to watch all of this show.

krytens just the best XD

I'm laughing and I sound like I'm choking! :D

Best opening line to a KZread video ever.

1:46 "WELL?" double polaroids will polarize a room in a hurry.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great book and series!😀😀😀💥💥🖖🖖❤❤🙏🙏🌍🤣

im from australia and i want this on abc2 and i must say this is the best comdey show ive seen im addicted to it

Kryte as a human, just as funny.

The last Chiken in the Shop Line - another great Kryten line.

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ love this show.

Lister has the cutest smirk!! :P

That has got to be the best opening line of any video on youtube.

"now why do you suppose that happend??" "whooo....what were you think over the time?!?"

want to see the outtakes, there is no way that they could both do that in one take

this show is bloody hilarious