That is what's really scary about the afterlife. Not heaven, not Hell, but Timothy Spall giving you an in-detail analysis about how you have screwed up.

@jmcusack

2 жыл бұрын

f'ing nightmare.

@RyanKeane9

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaaaa amazing! I’m playing my life like a total twonk! I’m on 3%🤷‍♂️

@wrightcarl1181

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent comment, 😂

@LuxAeterna22878

2 жыл бұрын

The Despair Squid was one heck of a great antagonist.

@Infernal460

2 жыл бұрын

Il be lucky if I score 2%.

Not only comedy, the storyline on this one's genius.

@flexiblebirdchannel

2 жыл бұрын

But the laughter is terrible.

@britsfabrication

2 жыл бұрын

@@flexiblebirdchannel it wouldn't be the same without the live audience it's part of dwarf

@whitleypedia

2 жыл бұрын

pure masterpiece

@flexiblebirdchannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@britsfabrication Live audience ? That's terrible laughter from tape. Of course it would not be the same without it. It would be much better.

@lindaophoenix5148

2 жыл бұрын

Help.

Timothy Spall owns the whole scene with such a brilliant performance. Despite been a from London he does a better Brummie accent than me a born and bred Brummie.

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

And Chris Barrie does an excellent English accent for an Ulsterman.

@SDRockman

Жыл бұрын

@@thursoberwick1948 Never knew that until now, because I never worshipped this show, but it's easy for people from Northern Ireland to do an English accent.

@asterozoan

Ай бұрын

It's Black Country isn't it? That's why it sounds more Brummie than Brummie :P

@wisteela

Ай бұрын

And I'm from Brum, and I agree. I was in the Rednal area though, so pretty far out.

Timothy Spall - one of the greatest actors of all time. And thanks to this episode, the word Twonk has been in my personal lexicon for over two decades. It's a blatant clue innit?

@monteceitomoocher

2 жыл бұрын

My father used the term in the seventies.

@whitleypedia

2 жыл бұрын

I was sad when they didn't throw a reference to this in Harry Potter

@charlesballard5251

2 жыл бұрын

@@whitleypedia There was a character name "Tonk". I think that was it. Married what's his name the werewolf and they both died in the final movie.

@RobMacKendrick

2 жыл бұрын

Right Brummie git that'n.

@BegoneJonah

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Tim Spall - wonderful actor. Did you see him as that hangman?

I love when Rimmer calls him a Brummie git! 😂

first appearance of The Cat's alter ego Dwayne Dibbley.

@iamalongusername

4 жыл бұрын

DWAYNE DIBBLEY!?!

@colinp2238

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamalongusername Oh no!

@QuasiELVIS

3 жыл бұрын

This is the Dibbly party?

@williammiller3277

15 күн бұрын

You mean Steve urkel?

There were some epic storylines in Red Dwarf! Real grade A, top quality writing. The one where the four horsemen of the Apocalypse appear in computer program, the one where there’s a guy called Legion (I am Legion for we are many-a classic piece of dialogue). Or the one where the Gelf feeds on their emotions. So many great episodes, we were indeed truly spoilt.

@richardhockey8442

Ай бұрын

'tongue tied' and the 'Arnold Rimmer Experience'

This scene was brought to you by the word "twonk". Truly brilliant scene.

@andrewhayes7055

2 жыл бұрын

I think twat would be used if it was made today😆

1:56 "What really? You mean you found the captain's message right away?" "What captain's message." "The one that's hidden in the microdot that's in the i in Rimmer's swimming certificate." If I were Rimmer, Despair squid ink induced hallucination or not, I'd be checking my swimming certificate really carefully when I woke up. Also, love the word Twonk!

Chris barries delivery of the line 'jumpstarts this second big bang' is gold. What an amazing scene from an awesome show!!!

Honestly I loved this episode so much. They really sold the despair squid hallucinations well.

I'm not normally a fan of guest stars in shows like Red Dwarf, but Timothy Spall's performance was superb. Also loved Charles Augins in the episode "Queeg".

@ArchangelSteve

2 жыл бұрын

Counterpoint: Pete Tranter's sister.

@charlesballard5251

2 жыл бұрын

We are talking April, May, June, July AND August fools... I am Queeg.... Queeg is me.

@Acrowat40

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best episode of the entire series - totally got me to the end

@robertboyle2573

2 жыл бұрын

@@Acrowat40 Agreed.

@MrRevertis

Жыл бұрын

I've lost me pea...

This episode had a plot greatly worthy of being in a serious sci-fi show and managed to pull it off with a lot of decent quality laughs. They spoiled us back in those days, lol

Timothy spall is so good in this and auf pet that it was years before I realised he is not actually a brummie. What a twonk I am.

@mikef8580

6 жыл бұрын

Yoooooou twonk ;-) Credit to TS for making us all think it for so long!!

@colinp2238

4 жыл бұрын

Yow am a ya.

@davidmarchant9386

4 жыл бұрын

He plays it so well

@TheHideChild

4 жыл бұрын

He's not a brummie ??!!!...

@davidmarchant9386

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheHideChild i know all the characters he's played it's the brummie west bromich or black country accent

One of Red Dwarf's greatest scenes!

So great how Red Dwarf included so much gaming and RPG culture, all 30 or more years ago.

I think this is one of the reasons that people thought Timothy Spall was Brummy, he does it so well, infact he does every part he plays so well.

@johneyton5452

Жыл бұрын

Boring Barry was the best.

@tachikomakusanagi3744

11 ай бұрын

I'd argue thats because he played a Brummy in Auf Wiedersehen Pet several year earlier. This is pretty much a encore of that performance, and most Dwarf fans viewing at the time would have been aware of it - i certainly was.

I love Timothy Spall "you twonk"

The best scene in the whole series. Timothy Spall brilliant!

@rajendrakumarvarsani4184

3 жыл бұрын

He was always good. In everything he did.

@CelticSaint

3 жыл бұрын

@@rajendrakumarvarsani4184 That man need a statue.

@clarestubbs9303

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing that Timothy Spall isn't from Brummy/Black Country he has the accent spot on! 😂👍

@mrdainase

2 жыл бұрын

@@clarestubbs9303 From memory he married a girl from Cannock.

This was the first episode of Red Dwarf I ever saw. I had seen it listed on the local PBS channel, but hadn't ever watched it. I started with this one by accident, and my first thought was "This is really good. Too bad it's ending." I was pretty pleased with how it turned out, and went on to watch all the rest of the first six seasons. Thanks for uploading this (8+ years ago).

@coombscharlie

5 жыл бұрын

Same here!

@eirekraut9423

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was Psirens, this was second lol

Everyone remembers the first time they met Dwayne Dibley!

@CelticSaint

3 жыл бұрын

About 24 years ago laying on the floor of my dealers front room off my head. Clean 12 years now!

@cernolgluestick5561

3 жыл бұрын

nice background, where you find it?

@davep7176

3 жыл бұрын

@@cernolgluestick5561 I think it was a free preview image from one of those Wallpaper Engine type things on Steam. I wrote something like neon modern 80s or something

@cernolgluestick5561

3 жыл бұрын

@@davep7176 of course. well thanks anyway

@notlikely4468

2 жыл бұрын

And one triple thick condom..... My son and I still go through the list when he visits

Best bit in the entire Red Dwarf series.

@FellowHuman137

3 жыл бұрын

Utterly terrifying

@PvblivsAelivs

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, I like "it's a garbage pod."

"You know that bit where Lister jumps starts the second big bang with the jump lead from starburg? Jump starts the second big bang?"

@hotdog1214

5 жыл бұрын

I always love how Chris says that part! 😁😁

@derrickg4687

4 жыл бұрын

Magic bloody funny

@neilgerace355

3 жыл бұрын

Blatant!

@vdotkog7126

3 жыл бұрын

Basically a Doctor Who storyline.

one of my all time favourite scenes from all of Red Dwarf. Spall a legend.

Series 2 to 5 of Red Dwarf really was about as good as comedy, or indeed TV, on a low budget can get. It was daft, it was fun, it was downright clever, it had both hard and fantastical Sci-Fi concepts, it had some amazing scripting. The cast were having a great time and you could tell on the screen. 6 was still pretty good, 7, 8 and BTE were pretty questionable and last time I did a marathon of Dwarf I couldn't cope with them. The Dave era is okay. But I really miss this Red Dwarf, the show that just excuded excitement as they dug in the props cupboard to do all these crazy things.

@callumrogers3129

2 жыл бұрын

rob grant left after series six, hence the gags and humor went with him, plus series 7 was filmed on a closed set, so no audience to laugh at the funny ish bits that's why that series feels off. as for BTE that's a case of just don't.

@p1nkeye01

Жыл бұрын

I completely agree with you :) series 5, as far as I’m concerned, is the highlight of the entire series with fantastic episodes such as Quarantine and Terrorform and Back to reality. But really, 3, 4, and 5 all have such an amazing sci-fi and comedic appeal, with 1 and 2 carrying a slightly different tone and also being hilarious. I’ve only gone through se7 once and haven’t seen anything past series 8 aside from promised land. It’s hard to capture how unique the old Red Dwarf was which isn’t bad, but a testament to how awesome the show was in the first place!

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

I've been watching them on Amazon Prime. The best part is the first few series are included, whereas 7 onwards you have to pay for.... kinda funny since they're the crap series

@gazp4147

Жыл бұрын

Series 4 was my favourite, the last 4 episodes were all top ten worthy. 1-6 were brilliant, I can't watch any after that. They ruined the characters by trying to make them funny with cat getting the worst of it.

As a child this episode actually REALLY caught me out when they woke up, I genuinely believed it had been all part of a game and thought the series was about to take a fantastic twist into a whole new reality.

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

Matrix Dwarf

@bentp4891

Жыл бұрын

I actually thought this would have made a good ending for the entire series when it finished

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

@@bentp4891 They did that in the American version of "Life on Mars". I think they were people on a Mars mission in suspended animation.

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

@Skipper8472 😂 Like everything else. Good grief you've got to label videos "(parody)" for their benefit.

This is how I feel when after I have completed a game, then finding out I have missed the true ending, because I didn't speak to the 10 specific characters in the right order, before buying 13 potions from a specific store, before killing a specific enemy, before reaching a specific hill and while at the top of the hill, spinning around to the right 569° and jumping twice, before jumping into a puddle at the foot of the hill, before killing the final boss to finish the game!

@SightForMemories

7 жыл бұрын

well atleast you tried..

@brianm2881

5 жыл бұрын

It's Streets of Rage 3 and Silent Hill 2 all over again.

@theknightsofawesomeness2701

4 жыл бұрын

Red Dwarf was ahead of its time

@XX-sp3tt

4 жыл бұрын

It does feel like the only way you'll ever get the true ending is by buying a game guide.

@theevilascotcompany9255

4 жыл бұрын

You twonk!

0:10 "And what the hell has happened to my teeth!?!" LOL hahahahahahahahahahahaha

The best episode of the entire series

@iniquity123

4 жыл бұрын

And "White Hole."

@rebmcr

3 жыл бұрын

@@iniquity123 So what is it?

@iniquity123

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebmcr "Someone punch 'im out !"

"I'm an American, I understand English" * watches video * ....oh

This is my favourite Red Dwarf episode. It's very clever and funny.

In my honest opinion; one of the BBC's two Best Comedies of all-time (the other being "Blackadder the Third")! 🤣

@loganshooter5331

2 жыл бұрын

Black adder goes forth for me..red dwarf numbe1..better then life was also a great episode.. Love red dwarf

Nothing out there like Red Dwarf. The backwards planet is pure gold.

Best episode ever!!! As an american, I learned the word wonky from this episode and use it all the time for the last 20 years. Later.

@RuddsReels

4 жыл бұрын

Americans don't use the word wonky?

@grast5150

4 жыл бұрын

@@RuddsReels I do... All the time....Learned in 1995 from Red Dwarf and never stopped....:]

@scorinth

4 жыл бұрын

@@RuddsReels It's unusual, but not unheard-of. I think it's more common among people who have the means and desire to consume media from outside the US, and that's a lot more common now with wide use of the internet. Even Mythbusters brought some Commonwealth language into the US because the American hosts picked up slang from the Australian production company.

@RuddsReels

4 жыл бұрын

@@scorinth Interesting!....

@RyanKeane9

2 жыл бұрын

Alright Chris? How you feelin, bit wonkaaayy?? 👍🏻

_"DWAYNE DIBBLY!!!"_ 😂 My favourite episode.

I’ve heard people asked before “Who is your favourite cameo actor/guest star in Red Dwarf?” And they say things like “Charles Augins” or “Geraldine McEwan.” And I’m going “Yeah, but...Timothy Spall! Hello?”

I just looked up Brummie. Means someone with a Birmingham accent. First time I ever saw Spall in anything was this episode, the man's a great actor.

@toomanyaccounts

2 жыл бұрын

Ozzy Osborne is a Brummie. He is only comprehensible when he is singing

I love the Brummie accent. When he says 'that's a classic that is, that's a classic' with that accent and the hand movements is brilliant. Timothy Spall is brilliant - he owned the entire scene.

@austinseven4720

9 ай бұрын

He did. And it was all the more impressive because he'd apparently really struggled in rehearsals.

I remember going straight to the TV guide when I was watching this episode. I thought it was the final lol.

Cat. "What the hell happened to my teeth!!"

One of my favourite moments from RD - it all just hangs together beautifully and Timothy Spall steals the show - wonderful stuff :-) - I still use the word "Twonk" affectionately to this day :-)

"Jumpstarts the Second Big Bang?!"

One of the best episodes! Dwayne Dibley had me in tears

Can we just appreciate the difficult job Timothy Spall has here?! He has to memorise and rattle off all this exposition in a clear but comedic way, while making us believe he's talking about a popular simulation game, while putting on an Brummie accent that's nothing like how he really talks, and he does all three flawlessly. Bravo!

@loganshooter5331

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best episodes and the one with the better than life game..watched red dwarf from day one..thanx to Mi dad asking us to tape it..good old days.👍🇬🇧😁

One of my favourite episodes.

I remember this show, loved it! Very good writing.

Possibly my favorite scene, of my favorite show...

Oh, look, Peter Pettigrew

This is one of the best episodes of any TV show.

One of the best shows ever.

Absolute classic. One of the many best episodes ever. Of RD and any sitcom

@loganshooter5331

2 жыл бұрын

This and better than life episode...✌👍🇬🇧😁

Remember when the BBC did comedy? Happy times.

@omp199

2 жыл бұрын

"Ghosts" is good.

Red dwarf The best scifi comedy ever made! Accept season 7 , 8 and 9 🤠

@danielc7773

2 жыл бұрын

We will never accept series 7, 8 and 9.

@loganshooter5331

2 жыл бұрын

Don't want to agree but as a true dwarfer I really have too.😁😁🇬🇧👍

My absolute favorite episode

Who would have thought Timothy Spall would go on to be ( by far ) the most successful actor from A. Pet !?

@thursoberwick1948

Жыл бұрын

Not as bizarre as Jimmy Nail's musical success.

One of the best series!

Probably my favourite episode of Red Dwarf.

One of my favourite scenes ever.

I heard that Timothy Spall was so terrified of performing before a studio audience that he had to reshoot his scene as the maintenance technician, because he had delivered such a garbled performance.

@borgduck

8 жыл бұрын

+Shadowhawk28 He still rocks here, though!

@TheGodParticle

8 жыл бұрын

Do like Barry Taylor

@ETH5626

6 жыл бұрын

mylittlechannel Maybe he wasn't used to live studio audience then live theater.

@mushroomhead3619

6 жыл бұрын

No he was terrified because the director was Voldemort!

@optimisticwhovian1726

5 жыл бұрын

He kept screwing up and giving away the punchlines to the jokes here that was the problem because he'd been given all this revelatory dialogue and didn't realise if you do it infront of an audience the idea is to hold back the lines if you know youre going to fuck it up so you dont ruin the spontaneity like the other actors would know to do so he just plowed through it and gave away all this stuff then had to redo it so the audience reaction wasn't as good cos theyd already heard it ofcourse but yes he was doing that cos he wasn't used to a live audience. The series 5 Red Dwarf documentary shows him cocking it up its on that DVD.

THE RE-COU-PERATION LOUNGE😂

Still my favorite Red Dwarf episode.

My all time favourite episode.

Who remembers the antimatic chopsticks in the episode legion 😂😂 cat... "Swallow it"... Rimmer.. "I can't your pulling my teeth out!!! Class😂😂😂😂😂😂

One of my favourite episodes, to think I watched these as a schoolboy in my early teens! Still brilliant series. I'm fifty now!

I haven't seen this show in so many years, but i never forgot Dwayne Dibley and the Despair squid.

This is all time epic!!!

Fantastic writing by Grant and Naylor

My favourite scene in my favourite programme

I still like the Despair Squid callback in Back to Earth, and the way they twisted it at the end. Great stuff.

Perfection

We met Rimmer at the Bovington Tank Museum, and what a great guy and Gentleman. My mate called him over, we took a few photos and had a real crack with the man. A real pleasure to meet.

Such a good show.

How were we suppose to know that you Brummie git 🤣 Rinmer is hilarious

Hilarious scene!

Damn....funny as hell and so bloody genius!

In a word, BRILLIANT

My fav episode. ☮

Ahh this is where Dwayne Dibley was created. 😊 This episode was so well written and played out. And Im sure they could have made it a two parter, like they did in future series episodes. 👍

@richardhockey8442

Ай бұрын

I think Dwayne made an appearance in an episode where the crew ran into a parasite which feeds on emotions, which took Cat's style and pride in his appearance (and turned Rimmer into a geography teacher)

How you feeling... bit wonkayy?

Best scene ever!!!!!!

i have seen the entire episode, fantastic.

@rajendrakumarvarsani4184

3 жыл бұрын

I watched it the once on airing !

Rimmer in a Gingham Dress. That's Master Class!

@richardhockey8442

Ай бұрын

the infamous Mister Flibble

This scene convinced me Tim Spall is a brummie. For decades I had absolutely no idea he was from London.

I am gobsmacked that Tim spall was in this, I loved red dwarf and watched it all and can't remember Tim at all.

@rajendrakumarvarsani4184

3 жыл бұрын

I remembered

@aussiesam01

2 жыл бұрын

He first appeared in Auf Wiedersein Pet, a series about an English road gang working in Germany.

@ianclarke3627

2 жыл бұрын

@@aussiesam01 yes , I watched that in real time and some reruns..That's living alright! 🎶

This reminds me of my confusion when starting at a new school as a six year-old. In the first minutes, the teacher announced a lot of stuff I had absolutely no idea about. The only thing I can distinctly remember is the word 'corridor'. That word has haunted me on and off for nearly sixty years on every occasion when I am confused about something new.

Best sci fi show

Christ, that's actually Tim Spall? I always wondered where I recognised him from. Glad I watched this on KZread instead of on my DVD!

Fantastic concept. Well played.

3:38 The Doctor! Plot twist Dr Who only actually happened inside this computer game, it's a pay to play and each new series is new DLC

@EditorOfSL

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean the the Doctor? No DW actors were in that scene!

@dreads9536

3 жыл бұрын

@@EditorOfSL 3:38 Christopher Eccleston.

Pure comedy genius

We could all be playing this game and one day wake up !!!!

I feel like this scene allowed the writers to play out all their weirdest discarded storylines

@jimtaylor294

2 жыл бұрын

... and quite a few viewer theories of the period too XD

never seen this episode is any stream platform showing the series wanna binge it now

This is still brilliant 😊❤️

@FellowHuman137

3 жыл бұрын

This is still incredible writing, unequalled

spall - legend

Awesome man

Top 5 episode, this one

Well, that explains a hell of a lot. Never got to see the entire series.

@thelefttechcat

4 жыл бұрын

uh this didn't actually happen. They're experiencing a delusional episode because of the chemicals given off by the despair squid.

Omg! It's Peter Pettigrew! Run!

For a guy from London he does a excellent Birmingham accent :-)

@sarahwatkins4520

4 жыл бұрын

So uncanny. Unfortunately, that's how a lot of us West Midlands folk sound 😂😂

@marbballz

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahwatkins4520 speak for yourself he sounds like he's from Dudley/Walsall way. 😂

@sarahwatkins4520

4 жыл бұрын

@@marbballz Haha that's not too far from me. I'm from Wolverhampton.