When Lister drops the "My mate Ace here is incredibly-credibly brave", I swear I almost broke a lung from howling with laughter.

@starcrafter13terran

3 жыл бұрын

that's top level trolling

@squeaksvids5886

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a bit over dramatic!

@3ggh3ad

2 жыл бұрын

Ace Rimmer, What a guy!

@harry-thepug76

2 жыл бұрын

@@3ggh3ad smoke me a skipper,I'll be back for breakfast!

@jediknight129

2 жыл бұрын

its the voice the smug shiteating grin.

"My god.... I was only away 2 minutes" XD

@nightster4435

9 жыл бұрын

"they've been dead for centuries"

@TFSyndicate

6 жыл бұрын

APPLAUSE

@IanGorton

6 жыл бұрын

DashieSparkle you've only got to look at them. They've got less meat on them than a Chicken *@Nugget

@thegreatestshenfan6484

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, what the fuck? A fellow Shen-fan? On a red dwarf vid?

they're dead, they're all dead, everybody's dead, Kryten!

@Howyaduing

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Mikami “ are you trying to tell me everyone’s dead???”

@sumthingwikked4257

2 жыл бұрын

But I was only away for 3 million years!

@jesusisherelookbusy

2 жыл бұрын

“Are you a doctor?”

What's ironic about Rimmer and Kryten's Esperanto conversation is that the Esperanto word for yes isn't 'si', 'jawohl' or 'oui' - it's pronounced the same way as 'yes' in English. In a desperate wild stab in the dark to answer correctly in Esperanto by using all the other languages he knows, Rimmer misses it completely when he could've answered in English and got it right!

@tolfan4438

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know where you're getting your Spanish from but here in America whether they're Puerto Ricans Dominicans Mexicans none of them have yes or yes.

@itoaraziofficial5048

5 жыл бұрын

@@tolfan4438 He wasn't talking about Spanish. He was talking about Esperanto. "Jes" is "yes" in that language.

@GraceCreatesLivingSpace

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to speak on behalf of the non-racist side of America. We do know what Esperanto is, why it was invented and subsequently never used, and we certainly know it is not, in fact, Spanish.

@CZghost

3 жыл бұрын

@@GraceCreatesLivingSpace Lemme guess: The racist side is all inside out racists?

@christiangibbs8534

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing- that is such a "Rimmer" thing. He just can't get it right no matter how easy it is.

Rimmer's enthusiastic shoulder throw when asking any living ladies to throw up a hand gets me every time.

@chriswelcome8102

3 жыл бұрын

Check out the Kat in the background hahaha

@bustedsim

Жыл бұрын

Well, he very well couldn't put his own hand up.

@SamuelBlack84

9 ай бұрын

​@@bustedsimHe's hardly the president of the being alive club, I know 😅

That last line spoken by Kryten, "What am I going to to do" "What's to become of me" was taken from George Bernard Shaw play Pygmalion. The line was spoken by the character Eliza Doolittle to professor Henry Higgins as she realises she can never return to the streets as a cockney flower girl with her new upper class manners and speech. David Ross in this scene embodied a lost flower girl with no world to call his own. It was bitter sweet with Howard Goodall choice of soprano saxophone sealed the moment in the hearts of a million viewers for a generation.

@DBuckyBoy

Жыл бұрын

All that faff and you get KRYTON's name wrong, "Krypton" is Superman's hoe planet. Ouch

@the_famous_reply_guy

Жыл бұрын

@@DBuckyBoy thank autocorrect, I won't edit it, because most people understand meaning and those who don't have problems I can't help.

@LordTalax

Жыл бұрын

The planet Krypton?

@the_famous_reply_guy

Жыл бұрын

@@LordTalax autocorrect doesn't and didn't recognise Kryten, I never check because people with sense understand meaning.

@NibblyPig

Жыл бұрын

The scene is also a reference to a cult comedy sketch called Dinner for One, in which Miss Sophie invites her four friends to dinner, but they have all died so the butler must impersonate them.

"my mate Ace here is incredibly incredibly brave" gets me every time

@SamuelBlack84

9 ай бұрын

Cat nodding in response 😅

A chipper automaton attending to a couple of skeletons for hundreds of years. This is like something you would find in Fallout.

@DangerMouse-wc1bo

4 жыл бұрын

You do

@ramel684

4 жыл бұрын

This epesode is from 1989, its about 8 years older than the first Fallout game

@DangerMouse-wc1bo

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramel684 but ever genre has a scene like this

I know pretty much every line in every episode, but I still laugh every single time. Comedic gold

I've love it when Lister's accent really comes out.

That last line Kryten said is actually fairly sad. I felt genuinely sorry for Kryten, he couldn't grasp the idea that humans have a limited life span, and continued to serve dead bodies. Writers were actually geniuses to adapt humour and comedy and a bittersweet tragedy into one scene. It's such an obvious thing that after that much time the original crew wouldn't be alive, but then you see it and that's the time reality kicks in and you feel depressed. Kryten was so innocent in this episode.

@SamuelBlack84

9 ай бұрын

Reminiscent of Ray Bradbury's There Will Come Soft Rains

"I think the first thing we should do is bury them." "You're *that* sure they're dead?" "Yes!" "What about this one?"

@MIDERA

3 жыл бұрын

"You're that sure they're dead" is still my favorite line from this show.

@chrisdaily2077

2 жыл бұрын

"They're dead Dave. Everyone's dead."

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdaily2077"Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"

Rimmer's reaction at 1:03 is priceless.

Rimmer actually says "They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget.". They muted out 'Mc' in 'McNugget' here, but was restored in the remastered edition of "Kryten" that was released in 1997. On Red Dwarf The Bodysnatcher Collection DVD, Doug Naylor and director Ed Bye explain in the audio commentary for the remastered "Kryten" why it was removed from the original and then later restored in the remastered.

@lionsandmoon

4 жыл бұрын

Why not mention the reason in your comment instead of just saying it is mentioned elsewhere? I noticed this and my first instinct was, "censorship to avoid lawsuits by a butthurt McDonald's corporation."

@AndrewChapman

4 жыл бұрын

@@lionsandmoon Don't really know what you're talking about, but okay.

@CZghost

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewChapman Maybe he was trying to tell you to actually include that answer here and not just proceed basically saying "buy the DVD in order to find that out"...

@snbforever

2 жыл бұрын

Because, lawsuits 🤣

@clifflofgrin5962

2 жыл бұрын

@@CZghost good response. I hated when a teachers response was "look it up". Micky D corp has one machine to maufacture the nuggets and the cardboard box; A switch controls the shape of the finished product.

One of my all time favorite lines from the show was when Kryten said he had only been away 2 minutes. When I first saw that years ago on PBS, I was younger obviously but I still understood it enough to bust out laughing for a good 5 minutes. I missed like 2 scenes after this one because I was laughing. I'm not exaggerating.

@breandanbyrne2791

6 жыл бұрын

noptic It was either before or after Dr. Who on PBS. Waiting for Dr. Who is how I saw the Young Ones and the Goodies.

@ericwilliams1659

2 жыл бұрын

@@breandanbyrne2791 right before Dr Who. PBS on the weekends. Right after a short show on star watching and what stars were visible.

@shaz2761

7 ай бұрын

If you like wacky British humour like this, You all need to watch a tv show called 'Bottom'

I love it how the table scene really brings out Lister's Scouse accent.

"All right girls. Hands up those of you who are alive." None of them raised their hands. That's also a funny line. "Smeg off dog food face" was also funny when Rimmer said it to Lister. :D

Getting Robert Llewellyn to be Kryten later was a very smart choice. This guy was ok, but he's no Llewellyn.

@IanGorton

6 жыл бұрын

sidearmsalpha Yeah Bobby made the Kryten character his own. Couldn't imagine anybody else playing him. Mind you you could say the same about the whole cast

@MichaelBrookham

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. Robert was tougher and had a tougher voice than David Ross. I would have liked to have seen David Ross appear more as Talkie Toaster after Season 4's White Hole episode.

@alexhenderson1312

4 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelBrookham It would have great and hilarious if Talkie Toaster had become a semi-regular similar to Holly.😎👍

@littlebrayutd

4 жыл бұрын

Twist of fate Dave Ross was booked on a different show And well the rest is history Way things are are the way there meant to be

Somehow, I think the original line "They've got less meat on them than a Chicken McNugget" is a lot funnier...

@plastique45

3 жыл бұрын

They changed it??

@junglejamesie

2 жыл бұрын

@@youtubekilledtrustedflaggi9274 Yes. Which doesn't really make much sense, unless McDonalds would be arguing that their McNuggets have less meat that a bare skeleton.

@applemask

Ай бұрын

@@plastique45 They muted the Mc

Great R.D scene.Never forgot it even 30 years after first seeing it.

I really like the Kryten that Robert plays, but I would've loved to have seen more of this Kryten.

One of the best scenes from a show that was full of good scenes.

This episode of RD has to be without a doubt my all-time favorite. Too many hysterical moments to list. In my humble opinion, Krytie was a welcomed addition to the cast. Lots of magic in those early episodes, eh? Ta.

One of my favourite scenes in Red Dwarf 😂

"There's a simple test... Ok girls, hands up those of you who are alive!" lol

In the novel *Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers* by Rob Grant, it's revealed that the Nova V crashed shortly after Kryten had cleaned the navacom.

This is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Its actually quite clever of Red Dwarf to make this so funny when, if you give it a bit of thought, this could be really dark. Three women, assuming they survived the crash, slowly ageing as they are waited on hand and foot by a single android, dying, unable to escape (or possibly unable to leave the table due to injuries) and then, after centuries, their decayed bodies still being served by the same android who has now succumbed to computer senility to such a degree that it has lost touch with reality to the point it doesnt even know its charges havent needed him for a long, long time. To walk in on that after youve been drifting in space for so long...

@Inthatgoodway

8 жыл бұрын

I have only been gone a few minutes. always cracked me up

@kamenraider1175

5 жыл бұрын

They weren't gravely injured, just slowly aging, based on the book

@johnwang9914

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much an overused theme in SciFi, just look at the "Logan's Run" tv series from the 70's.

@MrBizteck

5 жыл бұрын

I dont think its ment to be that deep, really.

@Howyaduing

3 жыл бұрын

Most likely they suffered severe injury from the crash that it eventually kill them well before they got to reach old age on their own

Smee... Smeeeeee... Smeeeeeeeeee...

Robert Llewellyn really is the superior Kryten

@MoskHotel

5 жыл бұрын

TheLejonell I agree here. The David Ross Kryten looks really creepy. It’s like watching a robot moving in human skin.

@Amadeus-ms9lt

5 жыл бұрын

They're both great. Llewellyn's version is more nerdy whereas this version is more subservient.

@porkwoofles3909

5 жыл бұрын

This Kryten went on to voice Talkie Toaster, though!

@PureGoldNeverCorrodes

5 жыл бұрын

But without the David Ross Kryten, we would never have had Robert Llewelyn Kryten.

@mrmrsgamer6938

5 жыл бұрын

@@porkwoofles3909 MAking him a good actor :)

Kryten: "Anything... the matter?" Rimmer "Anything the matter!? Their dead" Kryten: "Who's Dead?" Rimmer: "They are dead, Their all dead." Kryten: "My god.... I was only away 2 minutes"

@raymondm.9954

10 ай бұрын

"They're," you mean. The contraction of "they are," which you correctly used. "Their" is a possessive.

@theunknown8595

10 ай бұрын

@raymondm.9954, "they are" actually. Also, your username needs a capital letter, hypocrite.

@theunknown8595

10 ай бұрын

@@raymondm.9954, pay attention to your own grammar instead of judging others on theirs and embarrassing yourself. But I do love putting people such as yourself in your place. Also, the comma should be after the quotation marks.

@theunknown8595

10 ай бұрын

@raymondm.9954 , pay attention to your own grammar instead of judging others on theirs and embarrassing yourself. But I do love putting people such as yourself in your place. Also, the comma should be after the quotation marks.

@theunknown8595

10 ай бұрын

@@raymondm.9954, "they are" actually. Also, your username needs a capital letter, hypocrite.

It makes me wonder if they all died in the crash as bruised meatbags and then rotted away over time. It's extra heartbreaking when you realise Kryten was clearly never programmed to understand the concept of death or decay.

‘I think the blonde one’s giving you the eye’ 😂

“Look girls I don’t know if this is the time and place to tell you this but my friend ace is incrediblycredibly brave” “Smeg off dog food face!” “And he’s got just tons and tons of girlfriends” 🤣😅😂😝😃😄😁😀 absolutely hysterical!?!

"They have less meat on them than a Chicken Nugget..." Classic :)

Obviously Llewellyn was the best Kryten but this guy did a great job as well. I can't imagine Llewellyn's Kryten could pull off the "I was only away two minutes" line.

@LordTalax

Жыл бұрын

I can

@terminalfrost3645

11 ай бұрын

nah he could

2:36 THEY’VE BEEN DEAD FOR CENTURIES.

Our first contact in 3 million and 2 years and it'd the android equivalent of Norman Bates

Have you noticed they censored "mcnugget"?

@IanGorton

6 жыл бұрын

OLD yes. Probably to avoid being sued by McDonald's

@MoskHotel

6 жыл бұрын

They only censored “Mc” in the nugget line. But, the full line was restored in the remastered edition in 1997.

@lucygault4105

5 жыл бұрын

o yeah

oh man, so did i xD rimmer's expression when he looks up and actually sees them used to send me into fits.

1:55 "Smeg off, dog-food face!" X''D

I do prefer Robert Llewellyn as Kryten over David Ross, but: 1.) David Ross never really got a chance to get going in the role, he may have found his feet in time had he returned (we'll never know now); and 2.) its a bit of unfair comparison anyway as Kryten was originally not intended to become a regular character, so Ross could only make the best of what he was given in one episode (whereas as Robert Llewellyn effectively played Kryten as a completely different character with the same name and got plenty of airtime to flesh the character out more), and I did like Ross' performance as a standalone; and 3.) I REALLY liked David Ross when he returned as Talkee Toaster in Series 4 - I think they should have done more episodes with David Ross in that role personally

Lister's sarcasm xD

My mate Ace here is incredibly-credibly brave

The Android version of Norman Bates LMAO. Lister trying to tear The Cat away from his own reflection, so funny.

Lister: "I think the first thing we should do is bury them!" Kryten: "You're that sure they're dead?" Rimmer: "Yes!"

I so forgot about this show!!! I use to watch it all the time!! Love it!!!

@plugh1

4 жыл бұрын

Still do can't wait for season xiii

They are dead there all dead my god I was only away 2 minutes 😂

Lol the way you can see Rimmer saying McNugget but they muted the Mc (Ronald McDonald must've gone to their house and threatened them)

I love how Kryten has no concept of death, did he not notice they havent said or done much for a long time?

I love how he says "incredibly, credibly brave" hehe!

David Ross, who played Kryten, also did the voice of Talkie Toaster in Season 4 and reprised it again later on in the series. Is it me, or does Kryten's voice sound a lot higher-pitched than Talkie Toaster's?

Notice the little blip when Chris said "Chicken McNugget" at 2:48 - Doug Naylor said this was put in by the BBC who were not allowed to say commercially available food products on air, of course McDonalds owned the McNugget brand, and so the little blip was placed in.

David Ross played Kryten in this episode. Kryten wasn't intended to become a main Red Dwarf member. Ross wasn't able to continue the role (when the character was brought back in season 3) due to scheduling issues so Robert Llewellyn took over.

Chris Barrie looks like he is about cracking up when try to convince Kryten the girls are dead.

@mickesmanymovies

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, there's a hint of a smile there, for sure... And who can blame him?! 😁

Good acting by David Ross at 3:18.

love red dwarf :D

After Kryten finally realises the girls are dead, I wanted him to say "I always wondered why they never touched their tea".

"Alright Girls, hands up those of you who're alive!"

I think the series takes off when Kryten joins.

The original line is"" There is m,ore meat on a chicken MC nugget. The BBC blanked a little of the dialogue to avoid the wrath of Macy Dees in repeats..

@zlac

5 жыл бұрын

In Croatia, it's translated to (roughly):"There's less meat on them than in packet soup!"

"...But what am I going to DO?" Poor Kryten

_They're dead, Kryten._

but I was only away two minutes - best line ever!

I heard in the books the ship crashed because kryten decided the navigation computer could use a good scrubbing

If you have watched the full version of this Episode, you would have also been introduced to "Ace" Rimmer. He was just and idea at the time, but would later become a reoccuring character.

I like red dwarf its a fantastic series. Robert Llewellyn played the kryten character very well. Kryten is a brilliant and funny character. He should of been in all the episodes in series 1. And series 2.

When I post this it is May 2022. And it is still funny decades later.

Back when Lister was still a Scouse

@ReviewingMagnet

6 жыл бұрын

Well it makes sense, he'd been on a ship for half his life with three other guys who don't have scouse accents.

@nigeh5326

5 жыл бұрын

And before he evolved into a full human being (sorry scouser a)

"I think the blonde one's giving you the eye" ROFL

You can tell with the look on listers face what they are going to do

Somehow the skeletons are still intact despite all the tissue that hold the bones together have rotted away. A bit unusual how in Red Dwarf, Kryten didnt realise something was wrong when serving them consisted of gluing their bones together

Yeah, I remember someone telling me he was the toaster in that episode. The series is amazing overall. I remember a friend telling me about it in the 90s, but I was never into British sitcoms. I happened to stumble upon one of the marathons that a local tv station was airing to raise money to keep the show airing, and I was hooked! I recently watched all first 8 seasons on dvd again, and it's still just as hilarious as ever. I've made it a rule that my future gal or wife has to be a fan. LOL!

@masonringbinder684

2 жыл бұрын

If Kryten was a toaster, then it would only follow for your gal or wife to be a fan.

@skeNGk

Жыл бұрын

It's been 10 years since you made this comment, did you meet her?

@sidearmsalpha

Жыл бұрын

@@skeNGk No, sadly. Most chicks I meet these days are fickle and into crap like reality shows or are addicted to social media.

Why is the line "I was only away two minutes" so funny? Context? I haven't seen the entire episode.

@MacStoker

5 жыл бұрын

watch it, coz we cant do it justice explaining it.

Red Dwarf was honestly one of the greatest shows ever made, and its in part thanks to Kryton getting a second chance cos i have to admit this debut episode for him wasn't great.

Skeleton crew

@judithsixkiller5586

3 ай бұрын

Nice one. 🏆

Upload the scene where Rimmer tries to learn Esperanto.

Poor old prototype Kryten, he tries so very hard to do well.😢

"I don't know if this is the time or the place girls, but my friend 'Ace' here is incredibly, incredibly brave...?"

Classic Kryton

Accuretly predicted how an AI today works :)

smeg off dog food face tottally smegging epic

It was the best resolution possible in 2007

My favourite scene, all the fellas are in the zone and each line cracks me up. Cat still macking on the skeletons reminds me of my bro 😂 and did the ladies die just sitting there? Or did kkryten shift them around?

I was always fond of this Kryten....he was such a sad character

@lauraslade5308

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad they changed him though, I like this Kryten but i prefer the other one

oooh chris barrie in that military uniform. *drools*

i think the blonde 1's givin u the eye...that was so funny i laughed so hard

My heart broke a little bit at that part

"are you a doctor??"

And then Kryten became one of the Best Friends, They ever Had!

this scene in the Novel is even better -

The blonde one is giving you the eye

My Favourite Episode

The original actor to play Kryten was David Ross, he later did the voice of the talkee toaster in white hole

"YOU'RE that sure THEIR dead?" R.I.P. - the English Language. :P You are right, though...that line of "But I was only away 2 minutes!" was pure gold.

0:37 Didn't know Filmbrain was in this.

"charmetta!!" looks up "D:"

David ross actually returns to do the voice of talkie toaster in "white hole"

"damn you're a work of art baby"

Im glad they didnt keep tgis version of Kryten.