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@needforspeedpro2005

6 ай бұрын

how is this comment from 6 days ago it just uploaded 4 hours ago

@AI_ROBOT_

6 ай бұрын

Hmmm and only 1 reply

It’s actually crazy how many entitled Karens there are in this world 😮

@Samurai-cats

6 ай бұрын

Yo what’s good Conor

@thenexttangle8568

6 ай бұрын

Indeed It really is surprising

@imadog3837

6 ай бұрын

Hey, Connor! So surprising to see you here!

@liz-zy

6 ай бұрын

Yea it is and these are only the Karen's we know off

@Ilikecars-yf2ip

6 ай бұрын

True bro

My question for that Karen would have been "did no one ever tell you life's not fair?"

@shadowknight1121

6 ай бұрын

No because her parents never told her no.

@edsageseamaster3440

6 ай бұрын

Ooooooooo danm

The OP from the first story is probably a bookworm cause so much detail just to describe a Karen is just too much😂

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

There's nothing wrong with being a bookworm; especially now when reading a hard copy is less prevalent.

@bloxfruitfannoob

5 ай бұрын

Eyes :😮 Ears : 🧐🤔 Mouth : Karen wasn't told life isn't fair

@jackmemphis3203

7 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing, that level of extreme detail in every sentence sounded like a professional writer level of prowess

Story 1: If they ordered the drink online, you'd think that'd be easily understood, but I guess there's always gonna be that *ONE* unruly idiot who ruins the day for everybody.

*Story 1:* It doesn't matter where in the world you are, you're going to encounter an *"entitled karen"* somewhere. It's crazy how this one behaved towards OP when she was simply trying to collect her order of coffee.

@Charles-7

6 ай бұрын

it's likely possible that even in Antarctica, you're bound to run into one.

@HunterMallinois

6 ай бұрын

Mars??

@Charles-7

6 ай бұрын

@@HunterMallinoisI hope not, cause a person that insane should stay on this planet, that will be at the mercy of the sun expending in a billion years.

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

@@Charles-7 Emperor penguins act like humans. That's a fact of nature. That being said, I'm sure there's at least one penguin that displays a crazy sense of entitlement like one female that wanted to be given at least sixty certain rocks before she is willing to mate.

@Charles-7

6 ай бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009 well entitled penguins is one thing, humans that act stupidly entitled are very much another.

Story 1: That Karen was a liar. She was just next to get her own drink, & would be damned to allow otherwise. She just wanted to punish OP for so by making her get in line with, as opposed to like, everyone else. If they traded places, you KNOW that Karen would take the opportunity to eat that circumstance up.

I’ve been to Australia, there’s no lawyers required. If you hit someone in Australia they hit you back twice as hard. Some Australians tend to use fists first questions later. Plus a few of my Australian friends say the police don’t do much about assault because alot of times they say “did you see them do it?” There is too much Nelly-podging around in regards to the police.

Sounds like she's just mad she wasn't smart enough to gather that you could pre-order your drink on their app. Which, if you even stepped near the building of most places, they have it plastered literally all over the place to 'skip the line, order ahead of time!'.

The first story felt so much like a novel, the op did a great job at writing it!

@parthsavyasachi9348

6 ай бұрын

Creative writing 😅😅

The first story reminds me of the prepaid ticket scene from the Regular Show

@ladygrimm6661

22 күн бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that

stop

@KiaGoodwin-tp9nm

6 ай бұрын

Me

@Skullhydra6273

6 ай бұрын

Me

@ThatDavidOne

6 ай бұрын

I sadly can't. I can't sleep with anything that isn't white noise.

@The_only_wolf_of_lots

6 ай бұрын

I'm actually waking up to this :)

@rikki6

6 ай бұрын

His karen voice would haunt me

I honestly love this channel just because of all the drama

You hit me in a store and I will hit you right back. But I don't go to Starbucks for coffee I make mine at home

@jtscott3849

6 ай бұрын

But Australia...

@mikemccann6319

6 ай бұрын

I don't care what country you are in self-defense. I was bullied as a kid I refuse to be hit and not hit back. I learned how to fight in a catholic highschool. I will not be assaulted anymore. I'm trained to use a PR24 baton i use my cane as a baton when needed. I live in one of the worst cities in the state of California. If your wondering remember seing the 7-11 clerk beating the guy with a mop handle. That was 4 blocks from my houseboat and across the street from the police station

@ceecee6521

6 ай бұрын

Probably the wisest decision anyone could make when it comes to coffee. Have you SEEN how much a Starbucks coffee is??

@garystein8610

6 ай бұрын

I used to take the bus everywhere, and every bus stop had a Starbucks nearby. I spent a lot of $$$ drinking coffee between busses!

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

@@jtscott3849 You get far better coffees in Melbourne that cost as much as a Starbucks coffee.

I got into a fight with a Karen when I was picking up a customer’s online app order. She accused me of cutting in line despite standing in the designated online app order line (clearly marked). Karen told me not to cut in line, I pointed to the sign on the counter indicating the line I was in was for online orders. She said “I don’t care if you’re picking up some invalid shut-in’s order! Wait in the main line like everyone else!”. I told her to F* off, and when she tried to stop me from leaving with the order I stomped on her foot to make me let go of me, and then ran off with the order. I delivered the food, but for a while I stopped taking any orders at that restaurant for a while (I didn’t get that many from there anyway).

@HarryFrost-qu8th

5 ай бұрын

Well you stood on her foot so that will teach her a lesson, that she can’t just go up and grab someone rather violently without getting a backlash. I hope you left her a bruise which made it difficult for her to walk on for a couple of weeks.

Story #1 There are so many MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENES & LAUREN BOEBERTS. This is why world is insane because of the KARENS.

the way you narrated this almost like it was a nature documentary is the best part in my opinion

I can never wrap my head around how many people think they need to explain themselves to crazy people. If some stranger grabs you and tries to act like they have some sort of authority over you, smack their hand and walk away, if they continue to accost you, contact the police. All this "being polite" does nothing but encourage entitled behavior, if people are going to act like entitled toddlers, they need to treated like it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@gomoestas

6 ай бұрын

10/10

Thanks 4 all the hard work.

The description of the barista in the first one made me chuckle 💀

@moikicho

6 ай бұрын

lmao same, also is that kagamine rin from vocaloid in your pfp? ^^

Story 1: Some people just can't understand that ordering online is a thing these days... it isnt "special treatment". This Karen was extremely out of line and the moment she got physical, the OP shoud've done the same and/or called the security/cops long before all of this. Some people just shouldn't be allowed out in public. Story 2: Even at a Disney park, people need to hear the 4 great words of "Right to refuse service". They knew the rules before all of this, so they should've either shut up or just gone to other rides. Good thing the employees stayed cool and stood their ground here. Story 3: Yeah, the mom is a complete jerk here and way too overparticular. It's one thing to have a clean and tidy house, but this is just way beyond anything normal. The malicious compliance here was hilarious here, but i'm not really surprised on the mom's reaction to all of this. Don't like it when it's turned around on you, do you? If only the OP is able to get away from the mom and that household. She's just batty.

@jasoncarpp7742

6 ай бұрын

*Story 1:* I've never ordered anything online, so I don't know how things work. But I've always tried to be respectful to anyone who comes in line to collect something from a coffee shop or other restaurant. I always ask politely *"Is that coffee yours?"* and then let the person answer *"Yes, I ordered it online."*

@QuickManEXE

6 ай бұрын

@@jasoncarpp7742 Some stores have special lanes/counters for online orders and purchases, but doesn't sound like that particular place had that.... which probably could've avoided all of this incident.

@jasoncarpp7742

6 ай бұрын

@@QuickManEXE Probably.

@yasmin7903

6 ай бұрын

and even IF Karen genuinly thought OP was jumping the line, assaulting someone physically for that is still not OK.

@jasoncarpp7742

6 ай бұрын

@@yasmin7903 I agree. I don't get why anyone would do that.

That coffee Karen is an absolute delight. Australian too! I think I might’ve met her 😂

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

Considering Starbucks is bottom of the barrel in terms of coffee in Australia. You'd enjoy better coffee for a cheaper price at a stand-alone café or in Melbourne.

Rather see this story, than hear it..!!!! 👀👂

I love how the first story uses descriptions that are commonly used in fiction. It’s so nicely written

So I'm guessing she's supposed to just stand there for about 10 or 15 minutes while her coffee gets cold just to satisfy this entitled Karen I don't think so

@dragodragon2480

6 ай бұрын

Till it gets warm. The story said it was cold brew

whats the game in the background?

Whoever wrote the first story should be an author. Beautiful writing, really focused on the details of everything.

tbh the op of story 1 is an incredible writer

story one op describes everything so vividly they would make a great writer

Simple solution if u want to do that in single rider line, have one parent ride first, then wait at exit as other parent sends kids thru. Might work with older kids (teens) if u think they can handle themselves. Dont recommend for younger kids. But if u think thats bad, u wont believe how many times people have tried to sneak on rides claiming they are with me (disability acess. In wheelchair). What they usually dont know is, most parks list the number of people in the group when u get the acess pass. They always stop them.

The poster of The starbucks story should write a novel about it!

Who are those people

I had a karen "lightly tap" me with her car when I ordered online at a pizza place. I walked in and back out and as I was getting ready to cross in front of her car that was in the drive thru she blew her horn so I waited thinking she was leaving. She screamed at me that I needed to wait like everyone else, I told her I ordered online so no wait. She screamed at the top of her lungs "That's not fair!" I wanted to get home and was tired of listening to her so I started across, she threw her car into gear and hit me with her car bad enough she messed up my leg. When the police came she said she just lightly tapped me and I was just being melodramatic. They called an ambulance and she wad arrested with assault with a dangerous weapon. She said they had no right to arrest her for a little light tap. Everyone around was screaming at her that she hit an old woman with an f-ing car, she said I couldn't possibly be over 25. I don't know of anyone who is 25 with the gray hairs I have. In the end she had to pay for all my doctor bills I have from her "light tap" I still have a limp and my doctor thinks that will never go away.

@QueenGoatGirl

10 сағат бұрын

Some people are so caught up in their entitlement they don’t even stop to think how their actions might impact others.

Isn't it the purpose of an ordering app is to allow a person to order and pay for something if said person doesn't have the time to do it in person

Most places that I have visited that accept mobile orders. Have a separate line or some sort of signage that let's people know where mobile order patrons can pick up their order.

“Icy wrath of Hades” “As this Demon rages” NAH OP VALID FOR THIS😂

First story reminds me of that episode of Regular Show where the person freaks out on Mordecai for being in a line with a prepaid receipt

12:45 this is so funny bc i was at Disney with my friends and we were in the single rider line, we asked nicely to be together and we were together

There are lines for pre-order at many places. This karen should try it...

I think the Karen was upset because, the way she saw it, someone was getting their way and she wasn’t

Story one: that employee should get a raise

That first story was like that one time in Regular Show where a Karen got apocalyptically angry at Mordecai and Rigby for picking up an order at a bakery, when it turned out she was the only one that hadn't ordered ahead out of the entire line.

@Shuichisaihara5499

5 ай бұрын

Ultimately she crashed her car because of the classic entitled jerk stereotype of being unable to read

Coffee lady, yeah. I would have retaliated.

That coffee story reminds me of the Regular Show episode where Mordecai and Rigby go to a cake shop and they get their cake fast cause they have a reciept since it was ordered and this Karen character got insanely mad at them for cutting the line and went on a huge rant.

@ladygrimm6661

22 күн бұрын

Bro you not the only one who thought of that😂

Bro the description of the Karen sounds like a dark souls description type shit 💀🗿🍷

Story 1: I’m not sure if it is the therapy sessions or the story telling classes that made this story so entertaining.

The first story sounds like the Regular Show scene

In response to the last story, I can think of two good reasons why she would be acting that way. Either one, she has severe OCD and can't stand things being out of place because everything needs to be orderly in her head in order for her to relax. Which I can understand. It's an impulse that you can't really control very well. Or two She's had to clean up after people so often that every single time she thinks of doing it, it makes her so stressed out that she can't relax until everything is completely cleaned. Which I also can understand. It's the equivalent of living with someone who says they are going clean but never actually does so, so the stress of each time of having to do it herself just makes the feeling worse. She most likely feels disrespected because she feels she's being ignored. I am not saying that her children and husband are the cause of this but perhaps the family she grew up with was like that so she just is having a hard separating the two. Which like I said is understandable. I feel like the narrator is too judgemental for their own good sometimes. They tend to use the "no good excuse" line pretty often which in my opinion is rather shallow to be said. Regardless though, I hope the poster and their mom were able to work out their problems.

@aelminiatures

6 ай бұрын

it sounds like ocd, my mum was like this

From when did Starbucks strated writing names correctly

Nice exercise in creative writing.

I didn’t even know you could preorder Starbucks . So don’t know what the rules are on waiting for collection as to wether you can just go to the counter the second you walk in or weather you still have to queue.

@michaeldeighan264

Ай бұрын

Really? lol that would be like telling a door dash employee "you have to wait in line like everyone else to pick up your delivery order that's just sitting there getting cold/warm" lol of course they can just walk in and grab it as per the employees' reaction.😁👍

Story 1 reminds of that one regular show episode

Nah I couldn't be so chill with that first Karen it isn't none of her business what op grabs if it ain't the Karen's then she needs to shut up and back off

I have to say with the Disney story, I actually kind of agree with the parents the story is about. Should I have gotten in the correct line? Yes, but they literally immediate that there was a two year old with them. What the hell would I have done honestly, I think if you have kids under a certain age, you shouldn’t be able to go into the single rider line or they shouldn’t be allowed to separate kids under a certain age from the parents.

6:36 That Logic Doesn't Make Any Sense.

That last story oh my god man if youre reading this. I absolutely feel your pain its so infuriating and my mother is the EXACT same way. You are a genius doing it that way and i honestly might do it myself because that is the funniest thing to do. What makes it better is my mother locks her door so if im doing laundry and she doesnt take her laundry out im just going to leave it on the floor infront of her door where she sprinkles scented baking soda all over to the point where the carpet leaves your feet feeling like you were on a beach.

Story one: This reminds me of that one episode on Regular Show where this one lady got mad at Mordecai and Rigby, thinking they cut in line when they ordered online to get the cake.

Yo that first story is definitely a Regular Show episode only swich the Starbucks with cake

Damn son, this is definitely pumpkin spice behavior.

Story 3 ..sounds like a tyipical mom that uses Vicks on your eye's to put you to sleep ..but karen mom is over acting😂😂😂

No way should little kids be put on a ride alone. They should have been turned away.

Isn’t this just that one regular show episode

As an Australian don’t worry there’s a Starbucks in my hospital so after an appointment I get some

My only pet peeve with the single rider is being to close to random people, I mean me and my friend have convinced them we are seperate groups to sit together but still.

I didn’t even know we had Starbucks in Australia, I’m guessing this is in Melbourne or Sydney though

listening to this with headphones and playing games on my phone is such a vibe

well whatever you make sure you don’t stand up for yourself when assaulted…

Starbucks: I most likely wouldn’t have been having a conversation as that woman would most likely have received an elbow to her face. I spent years as a high security guard with orders that make SWAT members nervous. Tapping me on the shoulder is one thing grabbing me is another matter. Our orders were, “There is no such thing as a hostage. There is a shield that you will shoot through.” Grabbing me triggers that button.

Hey OP in story 1, pick up your drink and leave. Stop interacting with the Karen or feeling you need to prove your order with an email to a customer. Will never get why all the OP's keep trying logic in the face of entitlement/stupidity/Karenness which just keeps the interaction going. Just remove yourself from the situation.

@yasmin7903

6 ай бұрын

The way it sounded, the Karen was holding OP's arm and not letting her move. When she tried to move past her and grab the drink she actually slapped her hand. It wasn't about proving a point, it was about being physically able to grab the drink at all. I suspect that, had the barista not interjected, Karen's next move would have been to spill the drink onto OP to prevent her from having it.

@Shanghaimartin

6 ай бұрын

@yasmin7903 ​She's a Karen, not the Terminator.​Still, it doesn't sound like the OP is very assertive, so she can be easily overpowered by someone else's will. I just know this interaction would have not lasted more than 1 sentence or 5 seconds with me. Hahah

“Pumpkin scented atrocity”

Should have made sure one parent went on first, so they could do collection as the children got off the line following.

Oh man this sounds like my mom now instead of having mental problems try being blind

@user-vt4si1ef6r

5 ай бұрын

That’s why I said what I did in my comment, as one blind human to another, or me moving my things is a bad idea, especially if you don’t tell me where you have moved them to. Although that is a particular telltale that his mother is, at least toxic, you mirror their behavior back to them and they can’t see that they’re doing anything wrong. Something in their psyche is broken.

This is better than a Karen I had to deal with at work a few weeks ago; I'm a cashier at Publix (grocery store chain on the east coast of United States) and I had paid for a chicken tender sub from the deli online, so when I had a customer try to pay for a sub and it wouldn't scan I looked for the barcode and realized it said it was paid online, so I pointed it out to the customer and as I do so I notice the name looked suspiciously close to mine and take a closer look as the customer says they forgot it was already paid for and wanted a bag for it anyways, and when I see that it is my name and ask the customer if they just took the first "paid online" sub that they saw and thought no one would notice they asked, "How and why would you possibly accuse me of that?" My response was this, "I'm 100% certain your name isn't Justin Van Trump and as a result I know this isn't yours," I loved the reaction of asking how I know that isn't their name or the name of someone in their family and my response to that was that, "One you're a woman so it can't be your name and secondly that is my name and the only people I've ever met or even heard of with the same last name as me are members of my family so can you go and get your sub or get one made and put mine back where you got it so I have something to eat while I'm on my dinner break?" They tried to complain to my manager and get me fired (spoiler, I got a raise instead)

I was roommates for a short time with a narcissistic clean freak. She told me the day I got my keys, I wasn’t allowed to clean any room but my own. She was convinced I’d do it wrong or something. One of the strangest two and a half months of my life.

@parthsavyasachi9348

6 ай бұрын

My mother in law is like this. My wife is finally very pssed off with her now because of this type of thing. I knew how she is from the time i know my mother in law so used to it. It doesn't grate me.

I saw this on Regular Show cause Mordecai & Rigby have a ticket from their boss (Benson) which he did send both of them to get a box of donuts which Benson wasn't there but Mordecai did have a ticket which its pre-order

I think people don’t understand that fair doesn’t mean equality just because something is fair doesn’t exactly mean it’s equal

For the first story: as the witches from Macbeth said, "fair is foul and foul is fair"

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

As Hamlet's mother Gertrude said, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

Remember that one episode of Regular Show?

Radiator racers = best Disney ride change my mind

Story 1: *arrested and banned from the local Starbucks lmao*

I bring my clothes into the bathroom and leave with all my shower products after taking a shower. Why leave the bathroom, say it's free, then come back to tidy up later?

Been so long since I sawakaren vid here I thought the Karen's all quit their jobs

The first op was probably possesed by shakespeer's ghost or something

S1: In the US: Assault, Battery, and maybe false imprisonment

17:07 the mother one though. She’s not wrong (the mom). The longer water sits, the more it molds & creates bacteria. Blow drying hair, moisturize face, body then getting dress. That can easily be 30-60 min. It takes 5-10 min to clean up after yourself after your done in the shower. It doesn’t take long at all. Like I back the mom 100% here. If she doesn’t do it, then it’s not gonna get done or get done in a timely manner.

Story 1. If any needed that therapy session it is the Karen.

So the op was right It is called Radiator Racers. And 30 min is short for that ride. I have seen it be about 2 hours plus for a wait time.

Is anyone else wondering what game he’s playing? I feel like he should at least say what it is in the description, but what do I know? it might just be a blender animation or something. But whatever it is, the gameplay looks smooth.

I'm pretty sure i saw this on Regular Show lol

Story 1 - I'll never understand why these people get away with putting hands on someone without getting their teeth kicked in.

Agreed on two

basically, this karen actually wants everyone to wait until _she_ has her drink, and evem that those ordered there's online should wait as well, so yeah this karen is the pure definition of entitlement, also op should've have their order as curb side pick up, just to avoid that karen.

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

Not all Starbucks are on the street side. Some I've seen are in shopping centres. It doesn't change the fact that Starbucks is a nigh-incompatible franchise with how Australians enjoy their coffee.

@Charles-7

6 ай бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009 well op didn't specify where in Australia this happened, so it's no telling if in a mall or something, yet op did say he walked in through a door, so it might indicate that it's in some small town, like mine here in America.

@JamesDavy2009

6 ай бұрын

@@Charles-7 Last I looked, the only small town in Australia with a Starbucks is in Warrawong. All other Starbucks are in cities like Toowoomba and in and around the three biggest capital cities. There are far fewer Starbucks locations in Australia than in the U.S. because Australians enjoy better coffee than what Starbucks produces and prefer to drink their coffee on-site. There's also heavy competition with other franchise cafés like Coffee Club and Jamaica Blue.

@Charles-7

6 ай бұрын

@@JamesDavy2009 i see.

Story #1 is a crazy.

Honestly, if I'd be a clerk and see a Karen like in Story 1, you can bet I let her wait for more than an hour

Im sure when security led the karen out, she cried out "dont you dare touch me i have a boyfriend "

@HarryFrost-qu8th

5 ай бұрын

“And he’s a lawyer!” That would be her next phrase.

Parted like the red sea

Just based on the title, learn how to punch a b*tch out. If someone puts their hands on you your life is at risk...

So Karen wasn't smart enough to use the mobile app. Then gets upset at OP. But if you hit me Nope you on the floor.

you can always just yell for help

What game is that in the background? I wanna play it looks really cool