Never heard of this guy before and I look forward to never hearing about him again.

@Taskburg

4 жыл бұрын

Canto III no wonder Luis Gomez wanted to beat his ass

@JamesGraydon

4 жыл бұрын

He's a fucking asshole.

@tannercellardoor

4 жыл бұрын

He was great on Horace and Pete with Louis CK

@jesseneal7288

4 жыл бұрын

He's defensive af! If energy drinks started hurting people this guy would be the poster boy.

@OmnipotentSaiyan

4 жыл бұрын

He drank TWO Caveman NITROS!

geez, this is the most annoying guest ever.

@notorious4204

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Sedesse looks and talks like a crackhead

@George-do9yi

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, hope he never comes back.

@cristiandominguez8217

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@TheRempsu

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Sedesse Hes not coming back, joe did not like him at all in this clip

@yasixd7803

6 жыл бұрын

TheRempsu I hope so. He won't stop talking -.-

He's doing a very good job at convincing me they stole those jokes 🤣

@Jeudaos

Жыл бұрын

he's going almost as good of a job not shutting the fuck up and not intterupting joe constantly

@IntheClutch75

11 ай бұрын

Same.

@danhise7352

4 ай бұрын

He sounds about as convincing as mecea did

When someone makes an argument, then interrupts and talks over the counterpoint, that's a pretty good sign their position is weak.

How much blood is in this dude’s cokestream

@kylemccutcheon9861

4 жыл бұрын

Cody McGinnis be careful saying funny shit he might steal it

@richfarfugnuven6308

4 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious, and probably accurate.

@arvins.7064

4 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes!😂😂😂

@mengle2004

4 жыл бұрын

Cody McGinnis ha!

@adamburdt8794

4 жыл бұрын

Gold, I like the other persons comment that he may steal it.

He's waiting for himself to stop speaking, so he can speak.

@jamalswift9700

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to steal that.

@anastasiabeverhausen2

4 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@GreenEnvy.

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant comment, fucking nailed it.

@kevinlaw826

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙

@camsquantchdalton8183

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that is it exactly.

He says he's being attacked by SJWs but also defending Amy Schumer? Someone help this full of himself man.

@oldmanballs

Жыл бұрын

First it was SJWs. Then it was the alt right. Lol pick a boogie man, dude.

@akshayanvekar797

Жыл бұрын

Keep this at 69

@amberspecter

Жыл бұрын

He needs a rheumatologist to reduce his inflated sense of self

@TheSandwichMonster

Жыл бұрын

He was a mixed up guy. Now he's fine and doing radio shows with Jimmy Dore. Both have come a long way.

@demonking86420

11 ай бұрын

"I dont owe you fuckheads an explanation" >spends his time explaining anyway

Ironically, as a child, when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian all her friends laughed at her. Now that she's a comedian, nobody laughs at her! Even more ironically, I stole this joke!

@syx3s

5 жыл бұрын

and it's way funnier than anything that she's ever said on stage.

@giffy1770

5 жыл бұрын

Kinda butchered that joke though lol

@sonicseducer69

5 жыл бұрын

Cody Gifford it's even more ironic that Amy butchers the jokes she steals too

@giffy1770

5 жыл бұрын

dman lol

@mikeo5003

5 жыл бұрын

someone doesn't know what irony means

God I can’t believe how fast this guy made me hate him

@HEYHAZE29

4 жыл бұрын

😂 lmao

@rhythmsaint73

4 жыл бұрын

Justo Hechim instantly and im Irish ! We don’t give a shit about pretty much anything . The only guest I ever disliked . Joe rocks

@avipinckney

4 жыл бұрын

He's a great comedian. I'd give him a couple more impressions.

@Hake663

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree

@kennethfresno5699

4 жыл бұрын

@Melissa Sanchez he might be a coke head n i don't doubt that but no way he's high on it still here joe wouldn't be letting him do bumps on the podcast lol imagine

"I don't owe you an explanation for sh*t" I want an explanation that if you're so good at comedy and have been doing it for 20 years, why have I never heard about you until this moment. And this clip is 5 years old at the time of me typing this.

Dude trying to pretend its caffeine when it's very obviously Adderall

How did he manage to find Amy Schumer’s only fan

@ianbowss9639

5 жыл бұрын

Jim83 J He got Batman to track him down.

@welshman101

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Mudville_Mo

4 жыл бұрын

He’s probably fuckin her haha

@MrRoundthetwist

4 жыл бұрын

Jim83 J I like Amy But I think this guy is a dink

@opinionatedbachelor5803

4 жыл бұрын

I am fan of her. You can see how she handles social issues in the series Inside Amy Schumer.

LOL "I'm a pro comic, i can tell what is funny or not" - most out of touch statement perhaps ever.

@richardhernandez4819

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like the rest of us chimps don’t know what a joke is😂, a concept that has existed since the beginning of time

@DarrenH001

3 жыл бұрын

Presumably that's what he yells at his audiences when they fail to laugh.

@lziv7583

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize that the comedian determines what’s funny when they are doing a bit

@juanramos2516

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarrenH001 LMAO probably

@lmfislb

3 жыл бұрын

He isn't even a known comic, hes bad at the job he's professing authority over

“I’ve been doing comedy for 20 years” sounds like “I’ve been doing radio since I was 18.”

"I've done comedy for 20 years". Yeah, and we've all heard of you, you must be killing it, bro.

Blaming his lack of self control on caffeine is like that one kid pretending to be drunk on one sip of dad’s beer.

@beyondbackwater4933

Жыл бұрын

No it's not, because he's not pretending to not be able to control his emotions, he's actually like that.

@endlesstrading

Жыл бұрын

​@@beyondbackwater4933 sorry we insulted your boyfriend

@steven1479

Жыл бұрын

​@@endlesstrading The guy you're replying to is basically saying that Kurt is an impulsive moron, he's not defending him.

@wanderingchicken420

11 ай бұрын

@@endlesstrading are you actually braindead lol.

Never have I wanted to see how powerful Joe's famous kick is as right here on this clip

@jarnold1789

4 жыл бұрын

😂 I'm guessing you've seen it, but there's an old video floating around of Joe throwing a spinning back kick in a competition and he sends the dude flying backwards into the air. Worth looking up if you haven't seen it

@Andre-oc7gg

4 жыл бұрын

While wearing steal tip boots

@GTLees

4 жыл бұрын

It would be frickin hilarious if Joe said nothing, got up and sent the fella through the wall. Especially if he did it immediately after the guy said he could jump through the wall 'cause he was so amped. Heh, heh. Woulda been fantastic.

@wolfiemac32

4 жыл бұрын

Ideal place to demonstrate it right across the table

Rogan is the adult talking to the freshman frat boy who's had too many beers.

@YomaanMand

4 жыл бұрын

*caveman nitros

@BlazenAva666

4 жыл бұрын

*Jager bombs

@werdle92

4 жыл бұрын

i wanna like that comment but its already at 666

@SymphonySays

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean too many bumps

@seanmccafferty1791

4 жыл бұрын

Nose beers*

It's a shame to see Kurt like this. You can tell he was pretty heavy into the pills at this point. Dude is pretty funny, has written jokes for a lot of big name comedians (Chris Rock etc) and he's on the Kyle Dunnigan show and Jimmy Dore.

@onelunglarry

Жыл бұрын

i dont give a fuck what hes on, fuck this clown.

@herrylaw3196

Жыл бұрын

Now he looks like an idiot not the funny kind

@JohnSmith-yd5wq

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Dore and Kurt are lying pandering hacks with huge egos and cowards who run from debates.

@AtlasCompleXtheProd

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it probably really was all the caffeine too though

@Alexander_Grant

11 ай бұрын

Dude is awful on the Jimmy Dore show though. He pretty much single handedly turned me off of Jimmy Dore.

I’m amazed of how many people use their time on JRE, their one chance to make themself known, to make a total fool of themselves

This guy acts a lot like someone caught stealing jokes

@hoodvideos730

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I thought the same

@martinel2450

2 жыл бұрын

Joe should have gave him the same shit treatment he gave carlos mencia

@dantheanimator5072

2 жыл бұрын

He blazes mad trees….ask Syl Skallone

@calypso819

2 жыл бұрын

@Logic Hi, Kurt.

@matthewfors114

2 жыл бұрын

@Eli Bishop he didnt steal, he just is unoriginal

He’s the smartest person he’s ever met.

@Ali-fb5km

3 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant 😂😂

@MarceloRomero360

3 жыл бұрын

🥂

@freddiemercury5987

3 жыл бұрын

@@MarceloRomero360 what?

@Indy69vette

2 жыл бұрын

@Logic dipshit is one word, you troll. Grammar and spelling are tough when you didn't make it out of the fourth grade.

@jeffreybone3445

2 жыл бұрын

A legend in his own mind 😎

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't he a writer for Amy? Was he the one stealing the jokes is that why he's so defensive? lol

this clip is the perfect example of someone not being able to handle the modern global internet world. i relate to him and empathize

Credit to Joe for keeping his cool with him.

@michaelj6392

4 жыл бұрын

cmack003 Joe works out like a maniac and could beat the fuck out of most people, so I bet it takes a lot to get him to lose his cool.

@sladef3956

4 жыл бұрын

Bro don’t want joe’s leg kicks

@tylermerlin8320

4 жыл бұрын

Talking over someone doesn't make someone right

@landfill879

4 жыл бұрын

He probably gave him death star and a couple bong hits before going on live and wrecked his buzz

@TheAaronRodgersTao

4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the reasons joe is so popular.

I feel like this guy is so triggered because he knows that he steals jokes too 😂😂

@steo4344

5 жыл бұрын

Doesn't help that he's an egocentric coke fiend who is having his identity ripped apart by logic and due process.

@isaacusher7545

5 жыл бұрын

I believe it's pronounced fig you heretic

@ModeratelyAmused

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaacusher7545 I get confused on that. Is it that dictators love figs or that figs love dics? I guess it can be both.

@mikezayas324

4 жыл бұрын

So a nobody just said Kurt steals jokes? You nobody’s are funny

@isaacusher7545

4 жыл бұрын

Did somebody shit themselves? I smell a foul presence in the air...

What episode number is this ? I’d like to watch the whole episode.

Dude is zooted off of those coffees. Lol😂

I've never instantly hated someone until this video.

@iAmLyre

3 жыл бұрын

@American π Metzger will do that to people, his comedy is quite hilarious though

@SrDeMaFp

3 жыл бұрын

For real. Holy shit...

@ryanblake365

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes. Never had someone make me feel like they were being so condescending to me when I’m nowhere involved in the fucking situation 😂

@devinflanagan7399

3 жыл бұрын

Bro same here i didn’t even know who the fuck Kurt metzger was and instantly hate him

@pellenilsson6300

3 жыл бұрын

I litteraly want to jump in the video and piss in his fucking mouth

He is arguing with the guy who ended carlos mencias career over stealing jokes . LOL

@dylanrandalldrums

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves more likes

@bobadsf2921

3 жыл бұрын

What happened

@5.kc.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobadsf2921 just look it up?

@bobadsf2921

3 жыл бұрын

Joe rogan is Hypocrite he defends amy schumer like she doesn’t steal jokes lol

@guinevere5666

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobadsf2921 joe wasnt even defending amy

"Most of these animals can't believe you're speaking to them". What a great human being....

Defending Amy on not stealing jokes is crazy enough, there’s endless videos of stollen jokes from that women

He’s super defensive because he knows he’s wrong but can’t admit it

@Bmancan84

4 жыл бұрын

He's a typical liberal loser.

@andreal1203

4 жыл бұрын

lilcantrapman24 he clearly isn’t liberal

@sierra659

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bmancan84 always some chad making it political

@ericpeterson8732

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, that was my takeaway. "me thinks the gentleman protests too much" but also people on social media are rude, so I get that, but he's on Joe Rogan and has a chance to silence his critics with a salient point but doesn't. and i don't buy this parallel thinking crap. joe let Amy off because she wasn't sitting in the back of the comedy store like Ned did. she had a team, like this guy, who thought they could get away with it. or couldn't Google search to check if anyone else had done it before. like he said, who watched madTV? besides the writers of IAS? a lot of people apparently.

@andreal1203

4 жыл бұрын

TA A nothing he said there would indicate that. Tbf I don’t follow him so idk what he gets up to but he definitely doesn’t seem liberal

"Wow you're fighting with somebody who's not even here". 😂

@Bmc661

4 жыл бұрын

I read that Exactly as he said it 😂😂

@tessy1111

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bmc661 I did too 🤣🤣

@stotty117

4 жыл бұрын

This guys head is so far up his ass it is a never ending circle

@dylans2088

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bmc661 woah, you ever try dmt?

@jaimito707

4 жыл бұрын

Just like when he called out Mencia? GTFO

0:38 “you’re fighting with someone who’s not even here” it sounds so simple said but it took me YEARS without a male role model to learn that on my own. It was only until recently I noticed I’d have these huge conversations in my head of hypothetical or even real events thinking about what I would say or do in situations. It was so much negativity and actually starting to manifest negatively in the real world. After listening to Earl Nightingales “The strangest secret” I felt like a key turned in my head. I now focus on having positive affirmations and thoughts. If I have negative ones naturally, I know that with a bit of willpower and extra energy I can turn them good and manifest those instead.

@ignatiusjackson235

2 жыл бұрын

This.

Thanx been waiting for this topic, now I dont have to type about it.

He's done comedy for 20 years, never heard of him. Great comic

@drmatt357

4 жыл бұрын

SnowCYYCling - 😂😂😂

@Anna92781

4 жыл бұрын

SnowCYYCling he’s a writer

@SadScar

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anna92781 0:58 yea a writer...

@puff417

4 жыл бұрын

Well look it up. Ifs fucking hilarious

@michaelj6392

4 жыл бұрын

His standup is actually pretty funny. He comes off terribly in this.

I feel blessed not to have known him for the 20 years he's been doing comedy.

@lamusicsoundcalifornia34

3 жыл бұрын

Serious, I felt like I was on meth watching him.

@infinitedeath4567

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@nabuxavier

3 жыл бұрын

What a pompous asshat

@raphealwood4434

3 жыл бұрын

Damn this dude

@funnyjoke9225

3 жыл бұрын

"I've done comedy on a stage so clearly I am the master of all comedy in every format"

This is like me on Adderall, argueeing with someone whos not there lmao

20 years and I've never heard his standup. I'm sure it's great based on this.

"I've done comedy for 20 years." I have to admit, that was a pretty good joke. LOL

@theodddish1846

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't joking he was..... ooooooh

@oussamaelbaz5932

2 жыл бұрын

ooff

@Yousaf_Yunes

2 жыл бұрын

In front of his bathroom mirror bruh.....performing to millions of imaginary audiences

@dontworryaboutit5490

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love when the Internet takes everything you’ve worked for away from you because they disagree with your opinion.

@anthony9013

Жыл бұрын

@@dontworryaboutit5490 relax dude, no one was trying to take your career away. You made an ass of yourself so people are joking about it

Joe handles this dude incredibly well

@Life_Bot

4 жыл бұрын

Love you Ross💓♥️❤️

@ariesc6103

4 жыл бұрын

oh he's high, that's why, he was super relaxed. Otherwise he would have told that fuck not to speak over him

@satkahn8406

4 жыл бұрын

Wait.... Ross??

@satkahn8406

4 жыл бұрын

That's like such a weird crossover mindfuck to see my guy Ross over here commenting on a random jre vid. Very cool

@jensfitzgerald

4 жыл бұрын

Been watching since the baseball/super man videos era. You’re my go to if I need to smile, thank you Ross.

He’s obviously stolen jokes before to be that passionate about defending someone who has CLEARLY stolen jokes

So it’s not joke theft if the bits are mediocre? Seems legit.

Imagine living with him. Asking if he drank some of your milk.

@misterbeane

4 жыл бұрын

Evandemocracy this is perhaps the best comment on anything I’ve ever read in my life. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

@roxyfoxyyy7

4 жыл бұрын

Evandemocracy 😂😂 so funny I just spit out my drink

@smokeyone

4 жыл бұрын

Yes there is video evidence of me drinking the milk, but its just parallel thinking

@alphakennyone8

4 жыл бұрын

I do and I call him Dad. He gets PISSED when you say simple things like "saying 'there are alot of Americans in America' is confusing." He *NEVER* wants his kids to correct him which is such a piece of shit characteristic to have if you ask me. What kind of dumb ignorant shit is that? Literrally for anything he doesn't let me correct him guys. If this sounds like a call for help, it is. According to him "Americans" only apply to blue eyes and blonde hair and I'm too stupid to understand(My dad is from fucking El Salvador). Oh and he's a legit flat earther too. He tells me NASA is the devil and there's a giant ice wall and I'm brainwashed yadda yadda. I wish I was joking on my Mama. A part of me believes he can lie to me because I had a serious brain injury 2 years ago and with my weed smoking habits im sure my dad thinks I'm retarded. One year after my brain trauma one afternoon, I asked him why he threw away my parking ticket. I left it on top if his drawer. He starts yelling "Wheres the evidence? Wheres the proof?" Right away, no concern no nothing just straight defensive, loud speaking demeanor like this fool, Rogan's guest (I almost forgot hes the reason im typing all this). He tried to convince me that: I crushed my own ticket (the last day it was due before it doubles the price), I threw it away, I forgot I threw away the ticket. and I searched half an hour for it with no recollection of what I've done with the ticket that morning. Guess what? My father cleaned the apartment during the day when I went out for lunch. My dad is known by my brothers and I to go through our personal drawers (invasion of privacy)whenever he wants, unannounced. We are two young men in our early 20s mind you being treated like this I still dont forgive him for that. We argued for 2 hours which ended up him saying he wants me to leave because I dont respect him and he doesn't care if I live in the streets. So yeah it's not fun. Alot of mind games. It pisses me off more that he knows I have brain trauma and still tried to manipulate me. (Edit) This story's dragging but it's kind of therapeutic so I'll continue I appreciate anyone reading this far. I love my family but that day I lost a little bit of my humanity. My brothers, younger and older both took my dads side, can you believe it? They really think I have schitzo or something. I still cant believe it, I'm the one who knows the earth isn't flat for christ's sake! That shit drove me crazy, I felt like I was being pranked. I mean these two (my father and older brother) didn't even remember my damn 21st birthday. All I could think about was my dead friend, cuz he'd understand me being that hes NOT autistic. I love my family, as frustrated as I can seem I know they take care of me. That day i was such in shock that they really bought my dads half-assed story of how I crushed my own ticket threw it and then forgot. I left it on my dads drawer, I'm not fucking crazy. The ticket was due on that day there is no way in hell im that gone from reality to like totally dismiss it like that. II know my dad, hes thrown away my books, my shoes, my portable charger for some expensive earbuds that are now useless, vape pens. All of which he tells me that it was my fault for not taking better care of them. Just thinking about makes me feel unpleasant I really want to be better than my father. I'l only say this, he's a hard worker and I am lazy.. but I never went through his stuff. Talk about fucking Stockholm syndrome. Even caught the man going through my personal love letter from my high school sweetheart I kept and I immediately threw it away, cuz I dont need to think about my dad jerking off to that shit (it was very personal). He says I should throw away all my memorabilia cuz it takes up to much room but it's all in my drawer. I stopped trying to understand him, knowing my dad he'd probably already jerked off thinking about that letter. The creep even insisted I kept it after i took it back.

@AsandaMbali

4 жыл бұрын

Him: “First of all I don’t owe you any fucken explanation I’ve been drinking milk all my life”.

After "20 years of comedy" you'd think Kurt would actually be funny by now.

@bobbytmf7194

5 жыл бұрын

Kwansu lol he's one of the best comedy writers around

@pundett

5 жыл бұрын

I've only been exposed to him on Louis CK's "Horace and Pete", in which he's great.

@805fillmore

5 жыл бұрын

@bobby being a funny writer and actually being funny are 2 seperate things. His delivery is shit.

@tacotikki251

5 жыл бұрын

BobbyTMF he really isn’t.

@bubbajoe745

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbytmf7194 yea but as a person hes not funny at all

"Twitter is the candy crush of words". 😂😂😂😂

Owen, he's gonna steal that "Twitter is the Candy Crush of words" bit, trust me.

The old blame the energy drink to cover up the cocaine trick. Very sly.

@LogicalReasons

5 жыл бұрын

Precisely

@bobbytmf7194

5 жыл бұрын

You've obviously never had over half a gram of caffeine in your life

@Turk_2023

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbytmf7194 more like 8 ball of caffeine

@dantheman5929

5 жыл бұрын

@@bobbytmf7194 oz on mine

@lizzie5010

5 жыл бұрын

Haha his eyes are rolling all over the place, that is not caffeine

Imagine being this passionate about defending Amy Schumer

@MordecaiandMonroe

2 жыл бұрын

Hes actually just defending himself because he is a writer for inside amy schumer.

@hugh-jasole

2 жыл бұрын

You're not that unintelligent are you? im gonna assume you're not a complete mongoloid. he was a writer on the show, big guy. why would he not defend himself here ? im not even saying he's right or wrong but you're a dope if you dont actually understand why hes defending the show. hes not defending Amy, listener of the year. hes defending the writing.

@robo2901

2 жыл бұрын

Like most female comics she's very unfunny.

@missincognito2666

Жыл бұрын

She’s probably blowing him 😂

@JDMvids1105

Жыл бұрын

Ughhhhh... I just felt a shiver go down my spine... He is a fucking tool.

So, just to be clear, this guy just said, "the hack bits that anyone could think of?" and then proceeded to say that he knows they weren't "stolen" because he thought of them. Hmm. Shocker.

Having a podcast is not easy. Jesus. That guy was a nightmare.

"I've been in comedy 20 years!" -who?

@hughtube5154

3 жыл бұрын

What he meant was, "I've been a joke for the last 20 years."

@sirkoes187

3 жыл бұрын

This a no body.

@Benrage321

3 жыл бұрын

"I've been doing X for Y years!" So have Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and many more. That's a) not an argument whatsoever because experience does not equal expertise. B) it doesn't make you know someones intentions, otherwise you'd be a psychic. And C) you could be a serial Killer as far as I know. Adding to the factual stuff: You're impossible to listen to for a few minutes and not absolutely hate everything about the way you present yourself.

@stevepolychronopoulis

2 жыл бұрын

He's actually really well known amongst comics. He knows a lot of the comics you have heard of, he just doesn't have any of the big Netflix specials. He has worked as a writer for some big names, because he's a good comedian/joke writer, but yeah he's a total asshole.

@nullinvoid1415

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

I don't know what they're talking about, but I 100% believe this guy's guilty of whatever he's being accused of based on this interaction

@raymondleongilpin82

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Mrbrownstone1028

4 жыл бұрын

Mofo needs a Xanax

@zerodawn09

4 жыл бұрын

thats true and then he tries and blame the drink? yea gulity as fuck.

@VIi726

4 жыл бұрын

zerodawn09 those nitros are fierce though lol

@nwilt7114

4 жыл бұрын

If this was a police interrogation they would put him in a holding cell.

Yea...blame it on the energy drink. Definitely doesn't have anything to do with substance abuse.

You know who doesn't act as defensive as Kurt is acting here? People who don't steal shit.

There’s a compilation of Amy stealing jokes and it’s HALF AN HOUR long!

@Adam-zh4hm

4 жыл бұрын

Is that it?

@justinm2697

4 жыл бұрын

@W There is more that one complication of her "parallel thinking," which is what calls joke stealing. Here's a short one to get you started... about 10 jokes and set ups CLEARLY stolen and of course her making excuses. kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6pkx7mHaNnFpMo.html

@pandafluffynut

4 жыл бұрын

There are like 7 complications each 30 minutes lol

@BukkaLevy

4 жыл бұрын

Interestingly, if you look up the comics’ who’s jokes were supposedly stolen, you find them defending her.

@paulcosta5806

4 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-zh4hm hahahha True. the ones that people caught. Im sure her whole act is thievery.

- Unknown person: "i know better" - Everyone: "but there's evidence of the same exact joke said by a comic only to be repeated by Amy a few years later" - Unknown person: "I WAS IN THE ROOM!!"

Dude was tweaking hard. "I got so much shit going on, i can respond with one hand"

*His Funniest Joke of all time @**3:24** when he says "I dont give a 💩 about it anyway."* 😄 *That litteraly made me Laugh Out Loud* 😆

In case your wondering he wrote for amy shumers show that’s why he cares

@smiley4995

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, so he's probably one of the thieves.

@fuadahmed6060

4 жыл бұрын

@@smiley4995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jimsto7453

4 жыл бұрын

He just seems like the kind of guy that writes for Amy Schumer. The nobody watches mad tv line is just idiotic. Mad tv’s Stuart character is funnier than her.

@Doivid_

4 жыл бұрын

I too could hear them say that.

@AdrianVanOyan

4 жыл бұрын

@@Doivid_lol alot of people missed that I saw in the comments before I commented

2 years later and I still don't know who this guy is

@MrCarloss510

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Know Nothing

@severito33

3 жыл бұрын

I know, he is an average imbecile.

@nidmo242

3 жыл бұрын

3 years later. No idea and will not look for

@kshinokevin

3 жыл бұрын

"Who (is) that/dat ?" - the New Orleans' Saints (NFL) football team fans' slogan/catchphrase; Who is the Clown ? (a pro comedian, okay...)

@EXTENDEDWARRANT

3 жыл бұрын

he’s a professional comedian and pretty funny

If you unintentionally stole a bit, you’re a hack- so you’re either a hack or a thief

"You do Twitter like it's the candy crush of words" What an acute observation.

This guy was pleasant to listen to. Great points, great insight. Even his voice alone is soothing. No wonder why he is such a big shot comic who I've totally heard of.

@dubya724

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@j.l.4054

3 жыл бұрын

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie...

@MONKMONEY-hu1gw

3 жыл бұрын

That was perfect bro. 😂

@Heavywall70

3 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm is the salt that flavors what I crave in conversation.

@maintaint3003

3 жыл бұрын

Well said! Kurt... Metzger? Such a balanced act, in 3:30 he was very, um, "clear". I will follow him in the future, like, follow his movements. From a far. For avoidance purposes.

Just realized, this guy is such a great comedian. I searched him on Google and his WHOLE career is a joke. Amazing guy, completely normal!

@niclasjohansson5992

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, his white precious album is one of the best stand up hours I've listened to

@user-360johnn

3 жыл бұрын

Shit this comment is funnier than his career

She ripped off jokes word to word it can't be a coincidence & this dude argument is I was there LOL

This guy is an advert for not taking cocaine

Joe as a fan who respects you and watched you since the fear factor days, PLEASE for the love of God NEVER bring this guy back on your show. Love you bro!

@swskitso

4 жыл бұрын

Fear factor was ok but i much preferred news radio

@wrestlingwithart

4 жыл бұрын

Joe also says Amy didn't steal jokes or skits even though there's clear proof she did. He raged against Mencia but God forbid anyone calls out Amy.

@katiecvlogs9361

4 жыл бұрын

mike dutdut I loved that show! 👍🏻

Should change the title to: WEED VS COCAINE

@josez143

5 жыл бұрын

💯

@abdouldmml

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GarretSterling

4 жыл бұрын

Classic example

@azzy2001

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-ro4ux7rh2s

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Gomez more like crystal meth lmao

How would he being in the room prove the sketch wasn't stolen? As if the person pitching the idea would tell the that the idea was stolen

"I don't give a shit about it, by the way"-after 3 minutes of raging.

I love how much we all don’t like this guy

@MonkeyDLuffy60073

3 жыл бұрын

@Narf I sadly checked the description and know his name now, don't do what I did, save yourself.

@brendensuslow92

3 жыл бұрын

What’s his name?

@hamooon

3 жыл бұрын

great dude. had a bad moment. take it easy on people

@MonkeyDLuffy60073

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamooon Great dude? Not from what I've seen

@hamooon

3 жыл бұрын

@@MonkeyDLuffy60073 what we've seen of people on video snippets isn't the measure of a person's worth. would you agree?

"I bet you had some coffee before you came on as well!?" You spelled Coke wrong Joe.

@TheyCallMeGator

3 жыл бұрын

He said* "coke" wrong lol

@chubbyfug4601

3 жыл бұрын

They Call Me Gator grammar nazi*

@richlisola1

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@oneholetime6974

3 жыл бұрын

@@chubbyfug4601 *Nazi

@grndmst9

3 жыл бұрын

I was Literally about to type a comment saying the same (Or Adderall/Amphetamine Salts. Or Meth) as someone with plenty of drug experience, he has that distinct look of someone who's nearing the end of a 2-3 day stimulant binge (Pale, the massively dilated "Great White Shark" eyes, dehydrated, the disjointed high octane banter and constant interrupting.) I'd venture to say he's nearing that phase where if he pushed his binge another day he'd be on the verge of amphetamine psychosis (Or cocaine, but good coke is hard to come by unless you're well connected, been trending that way since the 80's cocaine craze and the days when Pablo Escobar 'ruled the world'.)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

This guy is what happens when too much social media, naval gazing and smoking weed break yo mind

Stop leaving comments that hate on this guy: I can’t like them all 😅😂

@TK-qg5tf

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@capital_beaz4725

3 жыл бұрын

Well don't. I liked your comment.... But I didn't *Like* it

@Jearbearjenkins

3 жыл бұрын

@@capital_beaz4725 it was a joke though

@dayfibo3723

3 жыл бұрын

You stole this comment from the Amy Schumer video, how low can you go? hahaha

@harktheharold4523

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The amount of patience and mental fortitude joe has is amazing

@-obamium5320

3 жыл бұрын

Ya I would have given him the “people’s elbow”

@RickTyploosion

2 жыл бұрын

Yet CNN and all the left media hates him for self medicating. Seriously not a republican but everyone knows the left has terrible media. And they just hate joe for some reason. Probably because he does martial arts, likes fighting and does drugs. All things everyone in the political and media world hates

@BlackandWhitecustoms

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how this conversation would have went if he didn't know Joe could kick his ass 🤔

@larsonfamilyhouse

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I couldn’t even hear this dude over all that calm

@johnnyace2287

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he read buddhist texts.

I was doing mics for a few years and never once was accused of stealing even a premise

Which JRE episode is this?

Dude pretending he’s freaking out on caffeine cause joe called him out🤣

@refmed7794

2 жыл бұрын

Lol exactly

@Roland85

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, exactly... 👍🏻

@seanswayze1615

2 жыл бұрын

Joke thief is so cringe idk if he knows how fake he is.🤦🏻‍♂️fucking tool

@kevyholgate

2 жыл бұрын

Straight up

@wp-ww

2 жыл бұрын

i don’t think there’s any caffeine in those lol…

God this guy interrupts Joe so much.

@johnplatt8565

5 жыл бұрын

Way too much cave man nitro and coffee that would be my guess. 😄 🍺

@MovieManMark

5 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment before watching the video made the video SOO much funnier.

@chacaron03

5 жыл бұрын

Good. Joe always interrupts people, about damn time he got some of his own medicine 😂

@antonbyarmbar6767

5 жыл бұрын

“I’ve been working in comedy therefore I know what’s funny damnnit!” Ok? Yeah, he seems like a big barrel of laughs. Settle down Ike.

@papinski1978

5 жыл бұрын

What an asshole..

“You’re fighting with someone that’s not even here” 😂 that was a funny ass line

Mike Jones is even asking who this is.

Jesus christ... This is the kinda dude that comes to talk to somebody just to hear himself talk.

@t45tt4tr

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly couldn't or didn't understand what he was talking about for the first 4 mins

@jhyland87

3 жыл бұрын

@@t45tt4tr For sure. Hopefully he's never on the JRE again, lol. What a tool.

"I've drank two caveman nitros and you're talking to me this way " I didn't find that funny but what do I know I haven't done comedy for 20 years

@duganrocks100

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao that was the only funny thing he said imo.

@HappyBirthday-xj8tu

2 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Saxxxman Hahahahaha!

@kilobixler2536

2 жыл бұрын

@@duganrocks100 second that

@terryjames9978

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't seem well..super hyped beyond caffeine

@WonkaBiz

2 жыл бұрын

You’re right, it was funny, you don’t know comedy.

It is a shame that Joe felt the need to lie and say "I think Kurt Metzger is a hilarious guy" but I realize he was just trying to make a point.

He’s defending so much that it kinda seems like he was doing some of the stealing…

The pure defensiveness of this dude makes me even more convinced that they intended to steal those jokes.

@Tenchi707

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@cman101892

Жыл бұрын

He’s just bitter and jaded

@raphlin7

11 ай бұрын

Nobody in the room watches mad tv? Its impressive how they stole those sketches basically shot for shot then. Funny how mad tv never had the problem of accidentally stealing sketches shot for shot from other sketch shows, but amy schumers show wasn't able to do that with a whole team of writers that apparently have never even seen mad tv

20 year comic:"I don't even give a shit" *Very clearly give a shit

@levelwithz3779

3 жыл бұрын

*I was looking for this comment haha*

@MrCarloss510

3 жыл бұрын

Yea totally

@RLomoterenge

3 жыл бұрын

It was a joke, dude. It’s funny. Trust me. I’ve been listening to jokes for 30+ years. I know my shit

“Alt-right” for accusing someone of stealing jokes... that was a good one.

"I don't give a shit, btw..." Says the guy who won't let anyone finish a sentence while he rages about it.

"Hey, let's do this interview at the tempo of cocaine"

@Prezzen77

4 жыл бұрын

"One little bump before I go to Joe's, nobody'll know!"

This guy is out of his mind. No one is that defensive and absurd who doesn't know he's wrong.

@Original-Phantom

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a priest defending his religion

@connorsteffey5898

4 жыл бұрын

@@Original-Phantom edgy lol

@sernoddicusthegallant6986

4 жыл бұрын

@@Original-Phantom As an atheist minority growing up in a christian school/neghborhood Ive only once seen a priest get that defensive

@kayfay2535

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds coked up

@forcedentry2010

4 жыл бұрын

But he's a stand up comedian. So just trust him.

"I don't owe you any explanation" And we don't owe you our money?

Imagine doing that much coke and not OD'ing

I think the only mirror in this guys house is laying on his coffee table.

@harrywaters8661

4 жыл бұрын

That, and the bedroom ceiling.

@MonaRoo88

4 жыл бұрын

This second this ended I said the same. First of all who mentions a tiny energy drink and how it’s making him all jacked up like 10 times. I don’t give a crap at all it was just an annoying coverup.

@ck1643

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@kincaid7550

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he's fleein out his tiny mind!!

@Fyrecide

3 жыл бұрын

BOOGER SUGAR!

Rogan calmly discredited this guy. Plus he's on coke and blaming the drink.

@rome-tk5vd

3 жыл бұрын

how yk it’s coke? just cuz he acting crazy? or like just most likely that’s what it is in hollywood?

@gustavojuarezpantoja6016

3 жыл бұрын

He really cats like someone on coke

@infinitedeath4567

3 жыл бұрын

rome wah trust me, that dude does coke.

@pillandatti5043

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinitedeath4567 or adderal most likley cuz it last 4 to 6 hours instead of coke 20 to 45 mins lol

@infinitedeath4567

3 жыл бұрын

Pillan Datti nah dude I’m banking on coke

That dudes on some hard drugs there.

To steal from one comedian, "coke is one hell of a drug"