30 Minutes With Kurt Metzger | Presented By GaS Digital
Comedian Kurt Metzger is back with an all new half hour! 30 Minutes With Kurt Metzger Presented By GaS Digital
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Comedian Kurt Metzger is back with an all new half hour! 30 Minutes With Kurt Metzger Presented By GaS Digital
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on O&A Colin Quinn described Kurt as a bosnian war criminal and I've never been able to look at him the same
@ednakrabapoly
10 ай бұрын
shout out CQ
@john8062
10 ай бұрын
You couldn't see it right away😂
@dannydropshot9588
10 ай бұрын
Colin points out exactly who or what somebody looks like and it’s amazing 🤣 just like calling Anthony Cumia a back alley Tunisian knife fighter and Bobby Kelly a Tibetan lesbian 🤣🤣
@daysliveon
10 ай бұрын
I read this comment yesterday and couldn't stop laughing about it all today.
@mostlycrazyallthetime
10 ай бұрын
Colin on O and A is the best radio in history .... honorable mention to patrice on O and A
So glad Gas Digital is putting these out. Kurt's fucking hilarious
@acetate909
10 ай бұрын
Kurt is one of the most underrated comics working. This was great. Wish it was an hour.
@youeffo42069
10 ай бұрын
@@acetate909 Same man, it ended too soon!
@dannydropshot9588
10 ай бұрын
Same! Dave Smiths was really good too. I can’t wait for the rest of em! Hope they do more after these initial 6 😄
@ronindr
10 ай бұрын
@@dannydropshot9588Kurt's I'm already rewatching
@dannydropshot9588
10 ай бұрын
@@ronindr nice! I’m most likely gonna rewatch it later today. If not then def in the next couple days.
His physical comedy with his face is unbelievable. Every crazy expression he makes is hilarious in the context of the joke
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
10 ай бұрын
He has some really signature looks that get me everytime. Those bug eyes and half snarls 😆
@MissNatalonga
10 ай бұрын
And mind you... all of this with a bad back!
@tashvadj4914
10 ай бұрын
He's leveled up recently. This new lunatic activist character is incredible I'm literally cry laughing as I write this to you 🤣
@GorbyP
9 ай бұрын
Ewww stop being like this
@travismcnasty4239
8 ай бұрын
It's like a Bosnia war criminal is trying to sell you some slightly used weapons. "Look, guys. I get it. You want the stickers on these, but I just got them from Ukraine and you need these paragliders for whatever yoyre about to do."
This is better than 95% of Netflix comedy specials. Belly laughs from beginning to end.
@panz3r696
10 ай бұрын
facts!
@CP-uw3kj
10 ай бұрын
is it just me or is the audio on the tail end of audience laughs sound underwater? other than that 10/10
@haraxA
10 ай бұрын
@@CP-uw3kjthats the gas digital special effect
@cortcomfort1463
10 ай бұрын
Kurt ain’t funny and we all know it. He should stick to writing jokes that already existed.
@Thomas-hf3dn
10 ай бұрын
Then don’t waste your time move on little boy
One of the most criminally underrated comedians. I’m still laughing at his old joke about being catfished by Chris Hansen years ago. 😂😂😂😂
@gregvadnais1606
10 ай бұрын
He's definitely one of the sneaky greats.
@Basketfiller
10 ай бұрын
who said he was underrated?
@sirsenior1861
10 ай бұрын
@@Basketfilleryou're kidding, right?
@trackerusmarine
10 ай бұрын
Never heard that joke but I’m dying at the thought😂
@boldtaa
10 ай бұрын
His bit about God watching your holes is one of the greatest of all time.
😂 I love Kurt on Jimmy Dore - this is the first of his stand-up I've watched, and it's great!
@b0b0-
10 ай бұрын
I'd just left almost the exact same comment, word for word. Then read this. 😊
@jordandeck2477
10 ай бұрын
Same here! Kurp is truly Americans Comedian 😂
@hippiecuster4366
10 ай бұрын
Samesies lol
@elliottspence
10 ай бұрын
Kurt is excellent and exposes how unfunny Jimmy is.
@icu3869
5 ай бұрын
@@hippiecuster4366um, “samesies” is not an acceptable word to use. Please do better.
I love Kurt's misdirection and subtlety. His humor is amazingly smart, while still being funny.
@47Prosteam
5 ай бұрын
I've seen ever comic in history. His delivery stands alone as his own
I haven’t seen so many positive comments on a special before. Congrats Kurt! You’ve earned it! THIS IS A GREAT SPECIAL
@a-my9ql
10 ай бұрын
Kurt is based Kurt is an OG No further explanation required
@icu3869
7 ай бұрын
18:49 "yeh- get your laughs out now-h- go ahead, get'em out ... Yuck it up!
Wow, dude, blown away the first time ever seeing Kurt on stage, and he delivered effortlessly. One of my new favorite comics for sure.
@yrath5034
10 ай бұрын
“New comic”
@Themeparkhero
10 ай бұрын
@@yrath5034that's not what they said. Learn how to read. 1 of my new favorites is a completely different statement
@irishpj51
6 ай бұрын
Go check out White Precious. It’s like 10 years old, great special
Kurt is a joke machine. His first time on JRE he kept hitting Joe with joke missiles and 80% flew over his head. He is so underrated and he is the backbone of a lot of other comedians career. Congrats Kurt!
@oglelaura
10 ай бұрын
Same on Jimmy Dore. I hate it when he's gone.
@athklymqimtb
10 ай бұрын
Maybe that's why his back hurts
@matteast1104
10 ай бұрын
Joe got impatient with him for nothing.. dude was funny and based.. seemed like Joe wanted to assert himself.. Kurt is just naturally hilarious and should have his own show shooting his shit.. ya don't mess with the metzger!
@oglelaura
10 ай бұрын
@@athklymqimtb 😆
@daylearceneaux4083
10 ай бұрын
It's astonishing how many jokes Joe misses. He often responds to them as though they were a completely factual statement. For a professional comedian, it is bizarre.
kurt's ability to construct jokes and let them build on each other is unparalleled. the dude rules
@OrangeManAudits
6 ай бұрын
if you mean steal jokes and pretend he didn't, sure.
@bboypanda7776
5 ай бұрын
what are u talking about, dude? @@OrangeManAudits
@OrangeManAudits
5 ай бұрын
@@bboypanda7776 try google
One of the funniest specials I've seen in a long time -- thank you for continuing to pursue dark/edgy comedy despite current trends!
@icu3869
8 ай бұрын
Who ever would have foreseen Jarrod from Subway would have such a legacy? ( Prison rape IS the “ good kind” we love) 😎the fact Kurt can get an audience on board with those words? Incredible. That is some powerful, dark, strong talent he’s wielding, Great stuff.
Never heard Kurt’s stand up before. That was frickin great.
@vaughncollins1386
10 ай бұрын
Nice, his stand up is highly underrated.
@joelplatt3396
10 ай бұрын
Same here, knew he’d be great. I really loved “I mean, I want a LITTLE back pain…I like to talk about it.”🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold!
@richardsager842
10 ай бұрын
@@joelplatt3396 I was lovin the facial expressions, and the tone.
@joelplatt3396
10 ай бұрын
@@richardsager842 Hell yeah! Kurt’s all around outstanding!
@truthaus6840
10 ай бұрын
I didn't know what Reiki was, but if it did work, then I know many would be on sexual assault charges.
When asked “what comic don’t I know that I should?” My answer is always Kurt. To many more specials from this man.
@SkepticalMantisCHANNEL10
18 күн бұрын
REDBAR'S WATCHING
I’ve heard him so many times on jimmys show. He’s clearly hilarious but I didn’t know he was this good at standup. Dudes got a tight ducking set
@goldilox369
10 ай бұрын
Seriously agree! Best I've seen in a while! ❤
@tonywrangler
10 ай бұрын
Kurp’s been a stand up monster for almost 20 years. I was happily shocked when he showed up on Jimmy’s show.
@Deputybob100
10 ай бұрын
Yo!
@h-dawg969
10 ай бұрын
He writes for loads of different shows and comedians. Love our Kurp.
@alefty4463
9 ай бұрын
Kurt absolutely kills it on Jimmy's show. He's insightful as well as funny. And he has a remarkable memory.
Kurt could not have made that look easier. Favorite underrated comedian for sure! Kurt for President!
I dig how Kurt's brain works. One of the few comedians in which I can't hear or see any other comedian's influences in. An original. Good stuff👍
@patrickpilkington6241
10 ай бұрын
He’s got a lot of good Carlin in his own special and razor sharp shit. The extreme facial contortions and emphasized expressions. It’s subtle but, I see it and it’s really good not carbon copy and not overplayed above the joke or the bit.
@SquareNoggin
10 ай бұрын
@@patrickpilkington6241Maybe this makes me a comedy fan criminal but I've never watched much Carlin, and what I have seen I don't care for. I accept that I'm probably wrong - but I feel the same about Eddie Murphy. People talk about him like he's a GOAT and I don't get it. I'll take a guy like Metzger over the oldies any day.
@JCSAXON
10 ай бұрын
Solid point
@mrbloodline488
10 ай бұрын
Some of his laugh expressions on that Jared bit.. are from Bill Cosby BUT who cares... Everyone is influenced by someone... at least he takes inspirations from some of the GREATS !!!!
@TRLgoodvibesdotcom
10 ай бұрын
He rarely, if ever, breaks character. Never smiles or laughs at his own schtick. I love it
i always thought Kurt was the coked out comedian that just gets crazy on podcast but now i see where all the focused energy goes lmaoo what a legend, such a good special!
Keeping comedy alive, one joke at a time. Great stuff Kurt!
@xaangelo
2 ай бұрын
fuck no
First time watching Kurt’s stand up. He’s hysterical on the Jimmy Dore Show, so I had NO DOUBTS! & of course he delivered!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@swoozyduzzytgottaloveit2966
10 ай бұрын
Check out his set in This Is Not Happening
Finally!!! The new Kurt special everyone needs
@travismcnasty4239
10 ай бұрын
Kurt... special... needs... Gotcha.
@monotech20.14
10 ай бұрын
This is even worse than Brendan Schaub special. Kurt is a grifting lying unfunny HACK. Just like Jimmy Dore.
@ronindr
10 ай бұрын
Thanks commissioner Gordon... Also, Algo. Metzger n Vecchione rule.
@halberkstresser
10 ай бұрын
No it's not needed - I disagree for the algo - I want his numbers up ;)
"Feel the difference between rich dad and poor dad one time!" 😂😂😂😂😂
This was so clever, well done Kurt. I couldn't stop laughing
This dude is hilarious! Very underrated comedian!
@sharlagardner
10 ай бұрын
I had tears running down my cheeks. Wickedly hilarious!❤
I heard Metzger was one of the funniest for years and i got to say he was truly great
@halberkstresser
10 ай бұрын
I hate you for the algorithm - you are so wrong :)
@sabbracadabra8367
10 ай бұрын
These bot comments are useful. FUCK
@valuedCustomer2929
10 ай бұрын
Have loved Kerpie's comedy for years. Got to meet him in person and he was a genuinely nice person. Humble and approachable
@duncefunce1513
10 ай бұрын
@@valuedCustomer2929hot take
@VinnyKW
10 ай бұрын
Dude! It was phenomenal!
Kurt has always been on a different level! Excited for this!!
@carynmartin6053
10 ай бұрын
No kidding, right? Jimmy Dore is no dummy! They both are so honestly hilarious 🎉😂❤😊
This special is incredible. One of the best I've seen in a long time. Other people have said the same, but his facial expressions are absolutely hilarious. Kurt deserves all the shine
@TM-np5lq
7 ай бұрын
Lord- like Rodney Dangerfield cranked up to 11! The way he just flashes those psychotic eyes- catches a few in the first row and just doubles down, 🤨" That's RIGHT Sir- I Said it. 👁👁Is the OKAY with YOU? oh, it is. Okay...good.." OMG hilarious- the balls! That intensity in person has got to be electric.
This is my 4th time watching this and it gets funnier every time.
@bboypanda7776
5 ай бұрын
that's me 2 :)
Thank you Kurt for sacrificing your back for our enjoyment
@alekazattic6622
10 ай бұрын
Kyle blew it out 😃😃😃😃
@Rogerkonijntje
10 ай бұрын
he got his back ^^ @@alekazattic6622
"...but it cured Covid." Kurt has always been one of my favorites, and this is why.
I am a conservative but I watch Kurt on Jimmy Dore all the time. He is honest, brave, bright, & hilarious.
@drewdrewson1384
10 ай бұрын
dude helped Amy Schumer steal jokes for years. He's a money whore
@sectionsixty4020
10 ай бұрын
Im more conservative than your grandfather and I watch JD more than any other show
@TheNumberTwelve
10 ай бұрын
The gayest way to start any sentence is “I am a conservative…”
@martin562lb
10 ай бұрын
Ballooninary 6th
@petefalc
10 ай бұрын
@@sectionsixty4020 Making bold declarations of fact without a scintilla of evidence is not a conservative principle. It is actually something conservatives hate. So you certainly have not impressed anyone coming out the gate.
Kurt is on a different level than everyone else in this series. So choosing not to compare. To put it simply, this 30min, made me want 50 min more! Bravo Kurt!
@Kittypaws90
9 ай бұрын
Right well ppl goin hard on him every night on jimmy dore but I’m always ready for him
@AndyWitmyer
9 ай бұрын
He sucks on Jimmy Dore. He should stick to doing stand up comedy
Love Kurt and I’m psyched for all these “30 minutes with” specials. They’re definitely gonna blow up
@OrangeManAudits
6 ай бұрын
“Now all of our buildings are going to have to mostly be made out of bathrooms” 😂😂😂
Wouldnt of even discovered Kurt if it wasnt for him on Jimmy Dore show and he KILLS it on that show and damn he kills it on stage.
@DickBig-gt6yt
10 ай бұрын
Kurt is like an undiscovered genius. He's been an absolute monster for so long and i've been waiting for him to blow up for years and still don't understand why he's under the radar. Chaotic fuckin creature he is
@alefty4463
9 ай бұрын
So glad Kurt joined Jimmy's show. It's how I really discovered him. He's hilarious
I freakin LOVE me some Kurt Metzger... Guys like him don't come around often... We need to cherish artist like this !!
Kurt is so awesome! Absolutely hilarious! I love his style of comedy. Those Jared joke had me howling!!😂😂😂
I loved this. It was so funny. I was in a horrible mood when I started watching and ten minutes later I had to make up with my husband cuz he loves standup too and I wanted to watch it together.
Damn Kurt, that had me in literal tears for 30 min straight. THANK YOU!
Kurt is hilarious. Wish this was longer. Good stuff.
This was the best special I've seen in a while. Fantastic!
@antp9838
10 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@monotech20.14
10 ай бұрын
This is even worse than Brendan Schaub special. Kurt is a grifting lying unfunny HACK. Just like Jimmy Dore.
@demedusaacademy
10 ай бұрын
????? Are you a bit from china like this is not even material
@EricYoungArt
10 ай бұрын
@@demedusaacademy I guess it's just not the art for you
Thank you for the laughs brother! You killed it! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
As great as he is as a comedian, his laugh is the best part about him
I laughed out loud more at that 30 minute set than I have at any set I have seen since before the pandemic. And I’ve seen every stand up video on Netflix and Amazon. Great job Kurt- that was hilarious!
20:25 “What am I, a spider?” Laugh of the day. Thank you.
Wow, I didn't want it to end!! Hilarious!
It's just amazing how hard Kurt can make you laugh even at a joke that's not necessarily THAT funny. It's like watching an amazing magic trick.
Great special I would love a full hour special keep it up kurt!
Ten minutes in and I can’t get enough! Kurt is hysterical
Been waiting since white precious for more stand up from Kurt!
@backcountrybushcraft36
10 ай бұрын
Dude White Precious was one of the best specials out there
@IFIMTHEDEV1L
10 ай бұрын
Names Cathy but my friends call me Cvnt
The reiki joke is amazing! It's complex and multi-layered. 😂😂😂
The way Kurt speaks on issues in a way that blocks any negative comments by being an opponent is damn clever. I underestimated his comedic genius 😂😂😂😂😂
So f*cking good... Not many actually fearless comedians in this precious scared industry we call 'comedy' any more. God bless Kurt. He's been sensational with Jimmy Dore too. Great to see his career really finding his niche.
Loving the Gas Digital 30 minutes. This was great Kurt.
I never liked Kurt, but today he becomes Dr. Metzger to me. What a savage.
Dude that was SOLID. Enjoyed it front to back. I was TRANSformed from bored to entertained!
I saw Kurt Metzger live a few years ago. He walked on stage, began killing right away, and never let up the whole show. This dude is one of the best in the game right now.
Fucking hilarious. One of the best specials I’ve seen in recent memory
@mattjohnson1953
10 ай бұрын
Memory of a beta fish
@stdcall
10 ай бұрын
list's new special came out literally last wek
@ortega9156
10 ай бұрын
People bouta get salty cuz of an opinion. Can't wait
@debbiedogs1
10 ай бұрын
Jimmy Dore has a special, "Covid Lies are Funny", definitely snort-laughed at that many times, too.
Kurt should make like Joe List and have a special every six months or so. Dude is a comedic genious. We want so much more !
Dude, till now I've only known you from Jimmy's show, which I like you on , but this, your stand up, awesome brother!!! I haven't had a comedian make me laugh in a while. Peace out
@neodonkey
10 ай бұрын
I love how his "disabled" laugh was just like Jimmy's when he loses it.
I was a boy in middle school when ugly Americans came out.... The voice and comedy of the zombie character led me to search the name on the credits... I've been a fan ever since. I'm so happy you have this half hour. You fucking rule and always will you're absolutely brilliant and a legend in the game of comedy
@inpusket
10 ай бұрын
Dude,i just found out he was the voice for the zombie. I loved that show.
@crakhaed
10 ай бұрын
Wild to come across him after having watched that show before finding him on Jimmy Dore's show and then making that connection to Ugly Americans lol
@Astoria-Highlands
10 ай бұрын
Ugly Americans was funny
Kurt cements himself as one of the true great comics of our time.⭐⭐⭐⭐
@ronindr
10 ай бұрын
By cements, you mean mixes sand, stuff and water? 😕
@jaywhy3178
10 ай бұрын
@@ronindr I assumed he meant huffing Testors Model Cement.
Great job Kurt! Thanks to anyone involved to help make this 😊
Kurt, I'm listening to you on Michael Malice, and you are absolutely killing it. You are an absolute genius as an observer, and fair minded in your opinions, a real breath of fresh air. I'm laughing my ass off and annoying my coworkers. I'm now subscribed to your KZread. Thank you.
Yoooo Kurples finally made it out of the garage! And not one old man walked out of the show either, way to go man 🎉
Incredibly well crafted, hilarious jokes! Wouldn't expect anything less from Mr Metzger. I'm sure I'll be back to watch this one again... and again
Love Kurt I can't belive I missed that he released a special during Covid. I can't wait to finish watching the rest of it
High level stuff from Kurt!! LOLd plenty of times, giving it a 10/10
Kurt's a national treasure
@antp9838
10 ай бұрын
Yes!!!
That was really funny! I love how Kurt constantly addresses some random people in the audience but it's all rhetorical.
Yo this was hilarious. Thank you Gas Digital for bringing real comedy back to the people. See you at skankfest!
Dude this is still the best comedy performance I've ever ever seen
The King - Kurt deserves so much more - raw rare talent and extreme intelligence.
I'm looking forward to this. Love Kurt, he made TJDS so much better 💕
@monotech20.14
10 ай бұрын
This is even worse than Brendan Schaub special. Kurt is a grifting lying unfunny HACK. Just like Jimmy Dore.
@crungefactory
10 ай бұрын
Yeah but steps all over pasta.
@TheBreakingMuse
10 ай бұрын
thats kurt's vibe! ha@@crungefactory
@halberkstresser
10 ай бұрын
For REAL, I was so stoked when he joined…..great fit, AND he annoys certain people too
@alefty4463
9 ай бұрын
Kurt is infinitely funnier than Graham and Ron ever were
I wish this was a longer set. Funny stuff
Kurt, what I have seen from you in the last few years has given me immense hope. Thank you so much for your courage and humanity. You are doing sooooo much more than you realize. Truly a class act.
Kurt is a gem. Love this guy
Hit it outta the park with the first joke! I love it, brother! 🙏❤️
Have been watching Kurt on Jimmy Dores show for a couple of years now and this is the first time I've watched him do stand up. As good as it gets. Thanks Kurt. Trans fluid, like when I need a pee at night but don't want to get out of bed. 😂
I just saw you on the news (Primetime-Jesse Waters) and they said you and three other comedians were just cancelled in Seattle WA. Their loss for sure. We are living in sad times. Everyone could use a good dose of humor. Laughter makes you feel so much better. People need to relax and remember that it’s ok to laugh at yourselves and others too every now and then. It’s all in fun, not making fun by bullying. Just fun. It’s possible, this show was proof. There are many others that are good as well. Keep it up Kurt. New subscriber here. 😂🤣🇺🇸🗽
That X-men line on kill Tony is great
@YEEYEE-dy8tk
10 ай бұрын
Tony had to tell Kurt to shut up like 10 times lol
Kurt's the real deal. Great special.
😂 i love Kurt, found him on the JD show, and his ad libs make me belly laugh, he is my spirit animal
Saw him at Skankfest South. A true original. Great half hour! Congratulations!
Right on Kurt! Love your intelligence and wit! So happy you and Jimmy teamed up!
If the goal of the special was to convince me that Kurt has lost his mind, he has succeeded it was fantastic
So freaking good Kurt. Congrats!
This was probably the best 30 mins of comedy I’ve seen in awhile. Top tier 😂😂
F'n hilarious!!! It's Monday, I'm unemployed and I needed a good laugh...much appreciated.
this was soo good!. kurt metzger, jimmy dore and dave landau are the best comedians of today!
This was way funnier than I was expecting. Hilarious 😂
So many belly laughs! The "know any black people" joke is the best thing I've ever heard!
@brendanking6110
10 ай бұрын
Do you know what hyperbole means?
@Mdjagg
10 ай бұрын
Do you know what literal means?
I wasn't ready for this, he was much funnier than I was expecting Kurt has a really good presence on stage, his delivery is fantastic
Definitely the densest of the gas digital specials, absolute masterclass.
@charliesinnott9840
7 ай бұрын
Nick Mullen owes Kurt
Lets go Americans' comedian right here
@KYGY2K
10 ай бұрын
America's Sweetheart
@SirSketchable
10 ай бұрын
@@KYGY2Kno doubt
I follow a lot of comedians. This guy is probably the funniest person I’ve ever heard in my life… I am crying right now.
"TERD" had me laughing hard enough to get light-headed
Kurt is hilarious! I criticize him like crazy on JDS but alone he rocks it! Congratulations fellow Toms River-mate!
@charliesinnott9840
5 ай бұрын
LLWS.....
Hell yes - 30 minutes of Kurt. I need this in my life! And how the hell was I *not* subscribed to Kurt's youtube channel already!? The fuck is *my* problem??
Kurt is the funniest man alive. Truly the greatest style of delivery and tone in the industry. Great special!