That story is the most Grandpa Simpson-esque story.

@xYouthAttackx

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it really is. He needs that Trump tan, Adderall and fake wig to even try to compete with him. He's going to get pummeled in the debates.

@arnoldsilva1111

4 жыл бұрын

Just thinking that

@CarInMyAss

4 жыл бұрын

I almost wonder if they're putting him up there on purpose to take one final Hail Mary to make Trump look insensitive towards senior citizens. I know Trump is not much behind him in age but shit I can't come up with another reason to keep him up there for this verbal beating he's going to get 😆 this could be the ultimate endgame for playing a victim. Using it to obtain being the president

@jessicacollins4042

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@CajunSmack

4 жыл бұрын

The year was 1962. I remember it well. We tied an onion around our belt because it was the style at the time. Then WWII hit and watercolor paints became hard to find. We struggled on. The things on TV were mostly news or pencil shavings. At the end of the day, I went home and hung my hat up and French kissed a poodle. After that, I relaxed and listened to smooth jazz by Tom Waits while dipping my toes in vinegar. Any way, that's how I fixed Corn Pop's transmission with a butter knife. - Joe Biden

*I'm Joe Biden, and I have forgotten this message*

@francisd7081

4 жыл бұрын

Very original.

@ZeroMass

4 жыл бұрын

@@francisd7081 only as repetitive as bidens blunders. Now go get ur shinebox 😝

@francisd7081

4 жыл бұрын

ZeroMass unmmm. Ok? Original jokes are cool too, maybe give it a try one day

@sallyortega5065

4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the Trump/biden debate..... This will be very entertaining

@ZeroMass

4 жыл бұрын

@@francisd7081 "very original" " try it one day" yes cause you're oozing originality in both of your useless posts. What's next, captain obvious, google is my friend? Knock knock...

"Back in those days you tied an onion to your belt" - Joe Bidden

@johnnyswiftly4674

4 жыл бұрын

@paytoncntrll7 If you could afford a belt, Most of used and old piece of cord. 😋

@johnnyswiftly4674

4 жыл бұрын

@paytoncntrll7 🤣🤣😂😂 we are now best mate's man. Love to you HAHA

@darthbeavis8511

4 жыл бұрын

We didn’t have white onions because of the war, we used the green one’s.

@TheJoemm

3 жыл бұрын

@paytoncntrll7 Damn you said it first.

@shhwinner6663

3 жыл бұрын

Omg is this grandpa Simpson

His family should b ashamed of themselves for lettin him run for president in his condition.

@shhwinner6663

3 жыл бұрын

And people will vote for him!

@od9694

3 жыл бұрын

He is fine he always just rambled on.

@cco53587

3 жыл бұрын

Why would they be, when people like Hunter stand to profit from it?

@muhammedautobahn214

3 жыл бұрын

Ashamed? Hunter is ready to get another job out of this. Ambassador to China probably. One way to avoid it. Vote. Trump 2020

@ezekiel8660

3 жыл бұрын

@John Morton he said Biden not trump

Nothing is a scarier sight than Cornpop with a rusty straight razor...

@allbottledup9513

4 жыл бұрын

Jim McCracken no they don’t lol

@Jonathan2342

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Crunch with an AK-47?

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

Don't know about you, but I was on the edge of my seat, wondering if Joe Biden got killed with a straight razor.

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim McCracken -- Yes, only Dumbo Donald can recommend hydroxychloroquine to save your children.

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

@Jim McCracken -- Hydroxy DOES work! I had the covid and I drank 3 glasses a day, and I was CURED! Now I drink 1 glass per day like Our Great President Trump, and it stays away. You should try some too, Jim! I recommend it! Drink liberally if you are sick, 1 glass per day if well. TRUMP 2020!!!

He's talking to 8 year old kids about shit that had happened in the 1940s

@ShowShootersTV

4 жыл бұрын

The THC Joe Biden Controversy: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gG2p1KuGqZqvitY.html

@mikedee718

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Backman ok sorry, the 1920s. Right after WW1

@niks983

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Backman back then it was 19 dickity, we had to say dickity cause the Kaiser stole our word for twenty.

@itchyscientist0576

4 жыл бұрын

Biden is the most qualified candidate, he met George Washington as a young boy

@TheNitroG1

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShowShootersTV sure I can thumbs down your shitty rap video...you are welcome.

When you realize that grown adults still vote like they did for student government in high school... based on how it makes them feel.

@redmage7716

4 жыл бұрын

Based Lifeform well beyond the black community, essentially Biden lost everyone under 45 by massive margins, so just like trump he will propelled to the presidency by senile wealthy retirees who are obviously completely out of touch.

@castanza128

10 ай бұрын

Not only that. Most Americans have no idea who these people are. So they ote based on party, or just because they recognize one of the names. That's how we get 90 year old incumbents winning over and over, even though they are terrible.

@saucyrossy3698

9 ай бұрын

yeeeaaah but cmon....its 50x worse on the left than the right. For chris sake they think mean words and being punched in the face are the same thing.

Kurt Metzger is a very funny guy. Love him on Jimmy Dore.

@TigerGreene

2 жыл бұрын

He used to be, before he was brainwashed and radicalized. Must be those years of proselytizing as a Jehovah's Witness.

@joksimradovic4040

2 жыл бұрын

Yes :D

@oldschooltakingyaback

2 жыл бұрын

That's how I learned about him.

@gusa8006

2 жыл бұрын

He's on The Jimmy Dore indeed

@khalidjjk

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is really fun. Love his short comment on which everyone lols

Obama: "Yes we can." Trump: "Make America great again." Biden: "I'm not Trump."

@youravantgarde

4 жыл бұрын

Biden might not even be sure of that.

@dani4ever

4 жыл бұрын

Trump: what if we get desinfectant inside our bodies?

@darkhorse5232

4 жыл бұрын

Technically, that's what antibiotics are... so.

@dani4ever

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkhorse5232 so... why is he now arguing that it was a sarcastic comment? xD keep tip toeing around to excusse the stupid shit he says

@dani4ever

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop the BS what if you jumped of a bridge? Im not saying you should, just wondering.

I work in nursing homes and our residents sound just like this.

@10Hammers

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, I was thinking the same thing!

@Erk0806

4 жыл бұрын

Do any of them suggest injecting disinfectant to cure the coronavirus ?

@myview5840

4 жыл бұрын

Now give one access to nukes and see what happens, film it for a giggle

@myview5840

4 жыл бұрын

@@Erk0806 its not like trump said, we should inject people with disinfectant, as in asking if there was some way an inhaler could deliver a form of aerosol disinfectant, that would be safe. As for UV light, they can put cameras into lungs then blast with a bit of UV, its not to far fetched.

@falaflani4831

4 жыл бұрын

@@myview5840 wow. So smart. I now understand why his uncle was an MIT professor

"But, I was smart, then." Bout all you need to hear

2016 to 2019 was the most normal I've ever had

@bentolinmaddox9806

Жыл бұрын

Depends. I live in a liberal city and work in a liberal industry. Those years melted the minds of so many liberals. This hysteria led right into Covid, where their minds were completely liquefied.

If you want to "return to normal", turn off the main stream media

@SuperMontsta

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously. Bush, Obama, Trump... daily life has been pretty much the same no matter who was in. President doesn't hold all power anyways, and this is a multi-trillion dollar economy...it's like a massive train, it won't flip a sharp u-turn.

@scoldingwhisper

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuperMontsta i just thought the other day, if you didn't see the news or hear anyone talk about hilliary or trump winning the last election 99% of people wouldn't notice a single difference in their life

@terrythompson7535

4 жыл бұрын

Plank number 6 of communism.

@wesporter2176

4 жыл бұрын

@asher gaines The only reason coronavirus is still "around" is because of their phony test kits which give false positives to goats and papayas.

@LiamborninDC

4 жыл бұрын

As in not listen to what the President says? Put your head in the sand and pretend that he hasn't failed over and over again. Not know about the terrible things that he says, his terrible policies, just shut your eyes, put your fingers in your ears like a little kid and hope that everything is normal?

"This was back in Nineteen Dickety Two. We had to say "dickety", because the Kaiser took our word for 20".

@peaknonsense2041

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@palaceofwisdom9448

4 жыл бұрын

I have already been referring to this decade as "the dicketies" and encourage others. This year is the best one: dickety dickety.

@andrewdevine3920

4 жыл бұрын

Which was the style at the time...

@filmgeekstudios4393

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus, this was really funny dude

@itsaMoogle

4 жыл бұрын

Back in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

moral of his story.... "I was smart, THEN.."

Joe Biden sounds like Grandpa Simpson: "We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. "Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones. …"

@jayjay86443

3 жыл бұрын

He does, but remember, they summoned Marge because a Trump advisor said Kamala Harris sounds like her. They're watching us now. Let's be careful. Edit: that story was a perfect bit-for-bit remake though.

It's true, just ask Snap and Crackle. They were there.

@puremaledark8305

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@blakecrawford-3204

4 жыл бұрын

I Heard Uncle Ben from the Rice Box Sanctioned Corn Pop after this.

@micahhammac1242

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@blindfox1443

4 жыл бұрын

Big funnies

@brucepierson9941

4 жыл бұрын

Cocoa Pebble I think.

"I was smart back then." Joe Biden

@SuperFlowback

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!!! 😂🤣😂

@SuperFlowback

4 жыл бұрын

Haters Gonna Hate you forgot hair sniffer😁😂

@mrpanda2655

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean: Joe “I was smart back then” Biden

@surfx904

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen B - key word: Was

Nazi use to be a powerful word now it's just some 1 who steals roaches from the ash trey

@davedvorak8728

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is worse than Hitler now...He must not have been that bad of a guy...

@joeygouda

3 жыл бұрын

Whaaattt👀😂

@wolfbones666

3 жыл бұрын

And I learned a lot about Roaches.

It was like seeing Grandpa Simpson ramble off on a story then he falls asleep 😂

He almost fought Corn pop, Cap'n Crunch and Count Chocula but he apologised.

@SFray-sf7gr

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about the rest of the Gang: Frosty Flakes: other white guy that never shows up for the rumbles. Lucky Charms: the gay member of the group and Reese S. Puff: the muscle of the group

@thetrain5785

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh my mother fuckin ass off hilarious

@Rockenstein68

4 жыл бұрын

mac11380 Stay Golden Corn POP

@sergiovalenzuela372

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Rooboy-619

4 жыл бұрын

ROFLMAO

We need to hear Corn Pop’s side of the story.

@rocketrockstar8171

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Tim , I’m gut laughing 😂

@juhRave

4 жыл бұрын

#IBelieveCornPop

@forlornhope1116

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately he passed some time ago.

@dercannabist-infoaufklarun8938

4 жыл бұрын

Corn Pop, a guy named Something "corn pop" Something, has died a couple of years ago, I've seen a report on that with a photo of the obituary!

@poppaDehorn

4 жыл бұрын

he was probably just a random black kid that was trying to swim. biden didnt like black people back then. biden supported segregation until like the 80s. you know how the 50s were.

3 months later and Ellen has been cancelled

@541systamatik541

3 жыл бұрын

2 years later.... america got cancelled.

The title of this video was WAY off. Wtf.

@MarcillaSmith

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, it's so very true

@NeoN-PeoN

3 жыл бұрын

@@MarcillaSmith It may be. But that sure ain't described here in this video.

Joe bring corn pop on the show, so we can hear his side 😄

@paynephilip

4 жыл бұрын

Corn pop has been dead for 50 years

@stevenrichards1539

4 жыл бұрын

Trump will have Corn Pop sitting in the front row of the debate along with all the other victims of Biden's racial profiling diving while black over the years. Biden you are not a bay watch professional. Oh and Hunter's Baby Mama and the Ukraine prosecutor....CNN can't wait for the ratings.

@yarsivad000.5

4 жыл бұрын

Corn Pop is Samuel L. Jackson. This Biden run in made him examine his life and he then decided to work his way into a acting. Biden turned his blood to ice water and he never wanted to be that afraid again. And he never, ever has been. America gained a great actor, thanks to Joe Biden. Biden didn't want to name him out of respect, maybe, someday Samuel will come clean and back up Joe's tale. That is America in a nutshell. One man of one race spurring another man of another race on to greatness!

@yarsivad000.5

4 жыл бұрын

robbie G Jesus, are you Biden's story writer ? Tech no color. I made up the story about Sam Jackson and Biden made up Corn Pop. NO-flake...

@jaysonglick6371

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

"I'm Joe Biden, and I'm the only candidate who has what it takes to defeat Calvin Coolidge this November."

@edwardnavedo9682

4 жыл бұрын

Lol Gladys definitely remembers him

@agentfancypants1654

4 жыл бұрын

Steam engines and railroads are the future of this country, I tell you!

@BillClinton228

4 жыл бұрын

Too soon...

@marc2545

4 жыл бұрын

ded

@StalwartSpartan298

3 жыл бұрын

“In the seat for the senate”

Is this story the same one where he was talking about kids playing with his leg hair? Biden's campaign will die during the first debate, Trump will have Biden so torqued up he will be running around the stage screaming, "Oatmeal."

@jonnyenough1531

3 жыл бұрын

That's the one

"Nevermind his policies.....he spoke like a statesman"......and in true fashion Obama just lied out of his like every other career politician. I like how Joe glossed over that. Vote for the guy who talks about nice things.....attack the guy who actual gets the job done.

"We choose truth over facts"- Joe Biden,2019

@rachelle1312

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jezebulls

4 жыл бұрын

YOU KNOW THE THING!

@JenkinsStevenD

4 жыл бұрын

The worst part is that this is a DIRECT QUOTE.

@BungleGrindClown

4 жыл бұрын

@zomg222 he also said he is running for U.S. Senate

@bozejoetheclown3554

4 жыл бұрын

The left always loves to talk about "their truth". When your opinion becomes truth then truth becomes meaningless.

Reality: Cornpop was a 12 year old Hispanic boy named Miguel.

@bryantcrump4887

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂 😂 rofl

@muscleman3478

4 жыл бұрын

Cornpop is just as bright and just as talented as white kids.

@diggermcginty870

4 жыл бұрын

@@muscleman3478 Invented the flick comb at 10 years of age and passed it off as a straight razor. Yeah he's smart.

People get more upset by labels than actual corruption. Land of the Cowardly.

Joe Biden and Kurt Metzger tell compelling stories IN THE EXACT SAME WAY.

@1247.cccccc

2 жыл бұрын

It is the shared smooth brain.

“So i strapped an onion to my belt”

@JennCanada1991

4 жыл бұрын

Which was the style at the time.

@Canuckfan124

4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Keleher you could find any yellow onions, cuz of the war!

@charliemattingly6978

4 жыл бұрын

"Now, my story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…"

@joshwokojance3790

4 жыл бұрын

“The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!”

@82nickschaller

4 жыл бұрын

We called them yellow fatty beans at the time

It occurs to me that most Americans have no idea what the words "conservative" and "liberal" mean.

@homelessrobot

4 жыл бұрын

This is because they are relative terms, and the nuance of a world not made out of brightly colored legos is confounding to adult children.

@kurtberliner7049

4 жыл бұрын

@@homelessrobot There is little nuance. A liberal is just a conservative but with more hypocrisy.

@homelessrobot

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtberliner7049 the nuance is in the general relationship between the terms 'liberal' and 'conservative', not any specific realization of them. American political 'liberalism' and 'conservatism', as a result, mean something different than other usages of the terms 'liberalism' and 'conservatism'. This is not americans 'having no idea what the words mean', it is the words themselves being ambiguous, and the american political usage taking advantage of this.

@Thanos88888

4 жыл бұрын

People in the USA actually think that the Democrats are a left-wing party. They don't even realize how far right wing the Democrats are.

@DeathBYDesign666

4 жыл бұрын

The lines have been blurred to all hell these days. It's why I have been centrist for the past 20 years, I really can't tell much of a difference anymore. All I see are extremes, the sjw's and the anti-sjw's are both basically a bunch of snowflakes getting offended over the most insignificant bullshit on either side. The slightest hint of either and it's cancellation or boycott time. It's totally ridiculous that we can't enjoy the things we used to without it devolving into a political divide and it definitely has not always been that way.

They didn’t play the “so I know about cockroaches” part?

America's inability to make self-satisfying choices is hilarious: from ruling with tacky maximalism to confused morally-superior uncertainty.

"I was smart, then."

@danashcroft6467

4 жыл бұрын

It's all relative

@ginge641

4 жыл бұрын

@@danashcroft6467 So's your dating life if you live in the south.

@gingegingerton

3 жыл бұрын

Ginge 👋

Gangster named “corn pop” They were definitely 10 years old at the time

@keeganzarboch9549

4 жыл бұрын

Popular insults from that time were "get bent, make like a tree and leave, scram, and put a lid on it." It was a different time lmfaooo have you ever watched old movies

@lilharrierstrike1496

4 жыл бұрын

@Tony Marselle that movie is dope

@diegodelgado9764

4 жыл бұрын

Tony Marselle blacky from brazil would fuck anybody up

@RandomPerson-nd2ey

4 жыл бұрын

Or, this is more likely in my view, he's just making things up. Now, he may not be lying necessarily. He just can't tell the difference anymore between his past and the output of random neurons firing in his head.

@bleedthebeat

4 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-nd2ey makes 100% sense

I love the corn pop speech, perfectly demonstrates how insane the left has become.

@peterkropotkin1158

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden isn't "the left"

@lokisfriend

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterkropotkin1158 Joe Biden is the front man for the Left, I've seen your comments in other threads & you're not very informed, just very pious.

@hugh-jasole

2 жыл бұрын

lol the extremes on both sides are awful. the right is in no way better than the left. you're another one wrapped up in the tribal nonsense.

Have you listened to Trump’s inaugural address? His state of the union address? His speech at Mount Rushmore in 2020? He is super duper presidential when the time is appropriate.

@alexanderpearce9048

4 жыл бұрын

Just because he can stand at a podium and read a script without flipping out once in a blue moon doesn’t make him “presidential”. Personally, I would define being presidential as having respect, composure, and at least being somewhat willing to cross the isle and deal with the opposing party. All throughout Trump’s presidency he has been blatantly against any and all attempts to form a compromise between the left and right, something which I thing should be a main goal of any president.

@stevenlornie1261

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderpearce9048 He has no reason to deal with the opposing party, not with the endless phony shit they keep spewing out.

@alexanderpearce9048

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevenlornie1261 Since he is the president of the "united states" and not the president of the Republican party i'd say he has a responsibility to at least try and deal with the Democrats.

@KayInMaine

3 жыл бұрын

patriotic Americans are done with the Bush and Clinton families and in 2016 we wanted something different for this country. Bernie Sanders was the first choice and we all know what happened. Hillary Clinton and her people had to steal the nomination from him. former Democrats like myself left the party in 2016 and flocked to president trump. Democrats are still leaving the party! President Trump is the best thing to ever happen to this country. Just his presence in the White House has been enough to expose the Democrats and their criminal Nazi ways!

@KayInMaine

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderpearce9048 he has but it's Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer who flip out on the president.

That Biden clip made me so empathetically embarrassed on so many levels...

@timz3479

4 жыл бұрын

Lol but you rather listen to trump??

@lel3450

4 жыл бұрын

timmy z yes because your a complete moron if you think I’m voting for some old guy who can’t make up a coherent story and wants to take guns from ppl

@conspiracytheory9525

4 жыл бұрын

Vote Trump I was an unhappy democrat not to long ago and trust me the grass is greener on the other side.

@leomiller3800

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, I think Biden is only the Dem. candidate so that his V.P. will become the president when they decide he is mentally incompetent to serve. Its sad that his wife & family are willing to let this happen to him.

@timz3479

4 жыл бұрын

@@leomiller3800 wow such hard hitting analysis u must work for cnn.

"Now, I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time"

@schnoz2372

4 жыл бұрын

This would make a great novel. It would be hilarious.

@kaplaylist7415

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden is grandpa Simpson without a doubt

@hacksdp3

4 жыл бұрын

Abe would be a better choice.

@winstonsmith7858

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh Grandpa!

@jojok5121

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 10/10

VOTING FOR TRUMP GIVES ME THAT "OBAMA FEELING"

The title of the clip is mentioned in the last 15 seconds, and then the video ends. Crap job

@jonathanryals9934

3 жыл бұрын

And it doesn't even make sense. Is the complaint that they "wait for them to do something" that makes them turn on somebody? So, that means they don't turn on people unless they "do something" wrong, which seems normal...

Joe Biden: I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morgansville, which was the name for Shelbyville back then. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...

@MrBeaux

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a real Biden quote?

@MegaRhettButler

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrBeaux No. It's Abraham Simpson

@jacobhenry16

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you nailed it. Biden is a Democrat Abe Simpson

@jamessouza7065

4 жыл бұрын

what dude?.... LOLZ

@gregsmith7949

4 жыл бұрын

MATLOCK!!!! You're right, this does sound sound like one of Abe Simpsons senile ramblings.

The Bernie thing is very true. His supporters could not care less that Bernie endorsed Biden. Bernie's supporters had their policies and ideas looked at and thrown to the side like trash. They want Bernie to be president because of his policies first and then his personality.

@gavinthatcher9307

4 жыл бұрын

Please, people, consider the fact that if we get Biden we can put pressure on him and the DNC and get ACTUAL concessions. What's at stake is millions more people having health insurance and something actually being done about climate change. We can't get Trump to concede anything. So instead of letting Trump win, let's get Biden in and bully him for the next 4 years to get what we want. We won't get everything, but it'll a net benefit for the people if we do this, There is nothing about reelecting a wannabe fascist that will help us get medicare for all, something done about climate change, free college, general improvement of people's lives, etc.

@stefpix

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Thatcher delusions. Why would Biden keep concessions and promises.?

@wabben77

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinthatcher9307 I'm sorry, but I really don't understand this free college thing. Most people who took out loans for college are in deep financial trouble. So now, we want to increase taxes to educate even more people who can't find a job. I am all for free vocational school to get an education to get a good paying job. That is like 2k per person to graduate. College costs 50k+ with extremely uncertain results. I think free college is a really really bad idea. (Grammar edited).

@4149stonepony

4 жыл бұрын

Biden has lost his shit, I am a Bernie guy, I would never vote for Joe Biden. I will write in someone else or go third party, Biden is a male version of Hillary.

@VTRDC27

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinthatcher9307 That's the attitude that makes the DNC not feel like they have to do anything to get progressive votes. Why change when they think we HAVE to concede to their candidates given the state of the GOP... being a horrible clusterfuck shit show.

I lost brain cells watching two misinformed people and I lose brain cells watching both nominees

Joe biden: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get a white onion, just those yellow ones, because of the war....

He also fought in the civil war on both sides....

@DeviantDeveloper

4 жыл бұрын

@Ordinary Sessel He was pinned down by a mirror for 2 weeks.

@thecasualatvguy617

4 жыл бұрын

And got 3 degrees and helped run the underground railroad with corn pop

@DeviantDeveloper

4 жыл бұрын

@Ordinary Sessel "why is he trying to smell my hair"

@DeviantDeveloper

4 жыл бұрын

@Ordinary Sessel It's the far left activists around him that will attempt to manipulate him into 'doing a communism' or installing anti-wight racis policies that we should be concerned about

@partymariner

4 жыл бұрын

He had a fling with Harriet Tubman too!

Did he just Keyser Soze'd a story out of his ass by looking at random objects around him?

@DDFYO

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@britishpatriot7386

4 жыл бұрын

That's how they all do it

@carsonmcmillan6692

4 жыл бұрын

nice comment

@sirraf23

4 жыл бұрын

I think it was a combination of that and cliche over the top stereotypes of 50s greaser gangs 🤣🤣

@orangesandsalt2161

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck 🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy dore is cool. He's mostly honest

@ManScoutsofAmerica

4 жыл бұрын

He’s super hyperbolic but has some good moments.

This aged well.

Corn pop is a bad dude.

@rgo1991

4 жыл бұрын

a bad hombre

@jonathanhains814

4 жыл бұрын

@@rgo1991 He used a straight razor.

@vintagedocs1282

4 жыл бұрын

.....i have hairy legs and they turn blonde in the sun

@mikemc6761

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Hains,,, A straight razor that was rusty from being in the rain barrel.

@theshreksorcist4571

4 жыл бұрын

@@vintagedocs1282 But do children play with them?

Corn Pop was nothing compared to his two brothers Corn Oil and Corn Flake.

@LtDeadeye

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Nomad Or the drug addicted cousin, Jimmy Crack Corn.

@mcmaniac1000

4 жыл бұрын

RIP OG Corn Row

@LtDeadeye

4 жыл бұрын

Joey Duggar I personally think it’s a bit corny.

@TangSooTerp

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget their pit-bull puppy, Corn Dog

@danthewolf1997

4 жыл бұрын

No no no, you're thinking of Corn Snap and Corn Crackle.

“If we could return to normal” is a good rephrasing of Warren G. Harding’s slogan “A Return to Normalcy”

Its insane watching this back thinking how we got to this point...

Whoever becomes his running mate is the real Presidential candidate.

@toddtaylor316

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the DNC is running a Trojan Horse campaign....

@jeremysheets9140

4 жыл бұрын

@@ttgk8506 very true

@ricardoalmeida9620

4 жыл бұрын

It's ya boooooooi Hillary

@340395Andres

4 жыл бұрын

Same with Pence tbh

@SaraofHades

4 жыл бұрын

Bush and Cheney all over again

I am very high and very drunk and none of this makes any sense 😬

He'll be the best negotiator, adversaries will give him what he wants if he just stops talking

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

@Dapryor

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂👍👍

@adamtrombley1282

4 жыл бұрын

This made my day😂😂😂😂

@tabletoparcade4203

4 жыл бұрын

I pictured the exact same scene! X'D

@mikemc6761

4 жыл бұрын

Storytelling with Joe Biden.

@jeffphillips1832

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Abraham Simpson.

I'd rather take the enemy I know than the one who pretends to be an ally.

@mehrshadvr4

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. The reason why we don't have universal healthcare is because of liberals not Republicans. They pretend to be for working class people but they are not.

@jman75234

4 жыл бұрын

how do you think trump got elected?

@Dan16673

4 жыл бұрын

@@mehrshadvr4 free healthcare with no access

@comegetthathitter6935

4 жыл бұрын

@@jman75234 he was the best option. any republican candidate would've been the best option.

@jman75234

4 жыл бұрын

@@comegetthathitter6935 clearly that has not been the case.

Ol Corn was a bad dude 🌽, he ran around with a bad crew!

"The left" as a whole doesn't, tankies do.

@cco53587

3 жыл бұрын

If universal healthcare and ending pointless offensive wars (including the drug war) are what make one a "tankie" then sign me up for that shit.

@redrickoshea

3 жыл бұрын

@@cco53587 those aren't strictly tankie positions. You could even been a communist and not be a tankie. Hating liberals more than Nazis tends to be mostly a tankie thing though in my experience.

@cco53587

3 жыл бұрын

@@redrickoshea I've heard from leftists of the social democrat variety who have had it just as much with neoliberals. They're sick of being sold out by the same people who pretend to be on their side while still wasting tax money on foreign wars, NSA spying, and corporate welfare bailouts. You don't necessarily have to sing the praises of Fidel and Che to know that it's the people who are nominally on "your side" who are screwing you the most. Pretty much everybody who isn't a neolib or neocon is waking up to the game.

I mean, Corn Pop sounds corny now, but back in the 50's or whenever, that slang was the bees knees!

@guitarchim

4 жыл бұрын

Haha, corny

@FLK-BC

4 жыл бұрын

For real? No malarkey?

@BBBBBBBBBBBX

4 жыл бұрын

Think about how fucking stupid rappers names sound now, fifty years from now they're not going to sound any better.

@TheHighlander1

4 жыл бұрын

Boy howdy!

@brianmyers9989

4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've read in a minute. Thank you.

Biden sounds like Grandpa Simpson trying to tell a story...

@mikelambert468

4 жыл бұрын

Dikety-six miles

@jimoneprism

4 жыл бұрын

Falls asleep without finishing

@myview5840

4 жыл бұрын

I'd rather vote Ralph Wiggam

@fatdunky1505

4 жыл бұрын

I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

@Bec_love

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes!!

I HATE when i cannot see Rogan's shirt. What does it say?!! Whatdoesitsay??? Also, true about Tulsi. I think Trump is going to win again.

@user-fs6td9rn3d

3 жыл бұрын

The shirt says 'Carole [Baskin] did it'

@ReptilianXHologram

3 жыл бұрын

@Genie Mememe girl me and you is going on a date. That’s in the story.

Its crazy how no one ever considers the media as the problem. They've literally been trashing him every single day all across the board all of media every tonight show host every channel all the time...

Joe, " i stood up to Corn Pop, he was hanging on the corner with a rabbit named Trix and his Lieutenant Captain Crunch. I apologized for saying mini-wheats are better and we all became friends, well except for Lucky Charm because he kept hoarding all the marshmallows, we never did catch him"

@totenblume7517

4 жыл бұрын

I did hear something about him getting captured and eaten alive by some children. I kid you not Jeff, he turns himself into a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen.

@netdoctor1

4 жыл бұрын

You meddlin' kids; you're always after Lucky Charms...

@mikedun8882

4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious john.can I tell that to my friends.seriously

@T.Maximus

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@JBBrickman

3 жыл бұрын

Actually Corn Pop was an actual person there, it was confirmed, do a quick google search or two and you can probably find it

Biden is literally a simpsons character

They're running him so the VP can take over and pronounce him incapable of his office. The first Black Woman President. It's sad because I want the First Woman President to be there because she Won. Because she earned it. No matter what. *forgot to say - this is my opinion only. =] **I didn't like listening to Obama because he made me feel like I was back in Church. The Cadence of his words... so Preacher-ish. I also Totally disagree about Bernie being a "Good man." No way. Just by how he made his millions... nah.

@gmjent5671

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve been saying that for a while now, pretty obvious Big Mike is their dream.

One of the best ways to put it. That is exactly why I love good comedians great sense of humor , very honest and don't shy away from bullstit. Call it how you see it and figure it out . Very forward and can have a conversation agree or disagree can compromise and still be finding a solution but still be charismatic smart comedians should run the country as a real democracy when we helped each other not fight over slight differences much love rogan you and your guests are always great

What in the hell is he talking about

@wattamugen4055

4 жыл бұрын

I have absolutely no idea

@suddenlywat

4 жыл бұрын

lol I don't even think Biden has any clue about what he's talking about.

@TripleDDDD

4 жыл бұрын

Mirrors and razorblades (if you get the drift)

@floridaman7

4 жыл бұрын

Biden is talking about the movie Grease

@aguiheke7284

4 жыл бұрын

It's weird, but it's true

Joe Biden is confident that he's going to beat Corn pop this November.

@srmonkeyflingonpoo2457

4 жыл бұрын

He sure can try . Kellogg is running this country

He’s drifting back to his younger days like old people do.

I wouldn't say the left hates liberals more than conservatives. If anything, we hate how liberal shames conservatives even though they're basically conservatives themselves

When they chose Biden, I was convinced that the Dems secretly love Trump. Why else would they choose Biden? How they passed over Gabbard blows my mind. She was a leader, approachable, amazing debater, hispanic, a woman, served in the military, and very intelligent. I believe she would have brought the Dems together. That's coming from someone who cannot even agree with her platform.

@mondox8890

4 жыл бұрын

Hand Joshua I also like Tulsi Gabbard, but fyi, she is not Hispanic. She is of Indian, Samoan, and I think some European descent.

@niks983

4 жыл бұрын

She's not in the club bro, they only nominate those who have been bought and paid for. The DNC is insane

@nickh2935

4 жыл бұрын

seriously it’s like they want him to win. Doing everything in their power to lose it

@the4bidden142

4 жыл бұрын

She and others had a way better shot than Biden, I don't get it 🙃🤪

@joemahma1438

4 жыл бұрын

@Dimitri Telvanni What was that last line. I'm sorry but anyone still using ''socialist'' as a down point is in denial or above 50. Personally I'm more Bernie or Yang not Biden tbh

"Where am I and Who are you people?" - Biden 2020 -

@joeljohnson79

4 жыл бұрын

☠😆

@johnnyjohnson5344

4 жыл бұрын

@Edgardo G he dead didnt even say that. Buddy ur an idiot

@nobudgetproductions7264

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyjohnson5344 Can we inject disinfectants? Trump-2020

@johnnyjohnson5344

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobudgetproductions7264 so u telling me he can't suggest shit without a million idiotic liberals holding him to it. It was literally a suggestion

@escalator9734

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyjohnson5344 A suggestion even a 10 year old would know is the dumbest thing to suggest

"this proves the system aint rigged" *chef's kiss*

The moment Brandon stated he was “guarding”, you know everything afterwards is complete dog shit. But one thing IS certain. Corn Pop was certaintly a bad Dood.

"Then we'd get the bus to Shelbyville...back then..." - Grandpa Simpson

@TomTomTom87

4 жыл бұрын

"...as was the style at the time"

@davidbirchall832

4 жыл бұрын

@@TomTomTom87 🤣

@platty9237

4 жыл бұрын

I wore an onion on my belt

@davidbirchall832

4 жыл бұрын

@@platty9237 🤣

@calummcdonald8363

4 жыл бұрын

8pm 08 88 80 is

"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere"

@kiritosenpai1501

4 жыл бұрын

The older they get the more unnecessary extra details they add to those stories

@robedmund9948

4 жыл бұрын

But ya gotta do it with some style, some charisma. Biden has the charisma of a angry cactus.

@zakunick1

4 жыл бұрын

We wore an onion on our belts, as was the style back then.

@TreadmillTV

4 жыл бұрын

Good reference from Burn Notice.

@palaceofwisdom9448

4 жыл бұрын

@@zakunick1 A suitcase was called a Swedish lunchbox. Of course no one knew that except me.

It’s not about trump or Biden, republican or democrat. It’s about everybody who isn’t in with the new world order and everyone who is.

If I had to have Joe Biden as president in order to feel normal again I don't know what I'd do.

@bryanl1984

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty pathetic, isn't it?

Holy crap- the Biden "Corn Pop" story is Grandpa Simpson come to life...

@ellamayoxoxo9510

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😆😆😆

@protoclown4717

3 жыл бұрын

"My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet..."

@myles3856

3 жыл бұрын

Yup😂

The only white guy gave him the chain. It was a pool by the projects. I caught all that.

@TomTomTom87

4 жыл бұрын

@@LG-bn9gu WOOSH

@LostxToxAxSnail

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me you had to watch it s couple times to get it though lol

@ChuckBeefOG

4 жыл бұрын

He was KKK member.

@hunnerrichau6799

4 жыл бұрын

As odd a story it was, yes, I agree, the story was clear

@TheSeanpatrickobrien

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he parked his car by the fence

I remember the first time a friend told me Obama wasn't left ENOUGH.

Almost 2023, and we're still not back to normal, whatever that was lol

" ... the year was 19 dickety 7, cuz the Kaiser had stolen our number 20"

@lordrob13

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Schreiber 😂

@danielplainview1

4 жыл бұрын

This is amazing.

@bootafromune1

4 жыл бұрын

I remember grandpa simpson

@mrtambourineman6107

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mrtambourineman6107

4 жыл бұрын

I wore an onion in my belt in dickity six as was the style in the day...

“And as soon as he closed his razor and turned his back, I wrapped that chain around his head and knocked him out cold..” He should have hired me to be his speech writer. I could have taken that nugget of BS and made it sing.

@TheClunkingFist

4 жыл бұрын

"And I married his gal"

@fatehopkins7969

Жыл бұрын

@@TheClunkingFist “After I ran his pockets and distributed all the money equally to the kids at the pool.”

Joe : Me and Corn Pop teamed up to go bust out Nelson Mandela but we got arrested.

I was genuinely interested in why Kurt thinks this, but he never says why. He just makes the statement multiple times without saying why he thinks it.

“Trump is their reflection and they hate it” 👌🏼

@SubscribersWithVideos-wq6rj

4 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020🇺🇸👌🏽

@nevilleneville6518

4 жыл бұрын

That was such a great analogy

@savvynumbskull15

4 жыл бұрын

I loved that, its totally true

@chadleyjohnsonson4865

4 жыл бұрын

drew pedersen ironic. You’re ignorant of you believe that

@abstractnonsense3253

4 жыл бұрын

And the worst part is that Trump is their creation. It's the pied piper candidate the DNC asked for. And it's the result of playing identity politics for years.

I thought by seeing that longer video of the clip thats going around id get more context of what Biden was talking about but I didn't. If anything it made less sense.

@andresfeliciano

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer Belcher that man is a walking dumpster fire and everyone knows it..

@Obscure128

4 жыл бұрын

Spencer Belcher the video is quite a few years old. They’re opening up a public pool in Biden’s honor (where he grew up?) and he’s giving a speech

@TheStevenBaldwin

4 жыл бұрын

How can people not understand this very simple story? It's very straight forward, nothing complicated. Are people prepared to become dumber just to satisfy a meme? I guess so.

@rdizzleoriginal

4 жыл бұрын

@@Obscure128 that's worse. I can't imagine how demented he is now.

@TheStevenBaldwin

4 жыл бұрын

@Nolan Armstrong At what point in the story did you get lost? I get that its not a very good story and kinda weird but really its straight forward.

They want the feeling back, but they have no choice but to move forward.

10:41 Something interesting to note here is there is a compact floating among 25 states and D.C that would compile those states electoral votes solely to the winner of the popular vote, Called the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact. I will also note here that 3 of the largest states by Delegates include New York, Calofornia and Illinois, though some of thales other states that have it on their dockets include swing states like Ohio amd Missouri

They had Andrew Yang, they chose an alzheimer's patient.

@ironedge0

4 жыл бұрын

Hope he pulls forward in 2024

@Thanos88888

4 жыл бұрын

Fight Alzheimer's with Alzheimer's I guess.

@DarranKern

4 жыл бұрын

Yang is an idiot

@manuellabor2759

4 жыл бұрын

Ain't that something...smh

@loganstolberg2743

4 жыл бұрын

Thanos88888888 just like fight facism with facism

"In every American community, you have varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken group on many subjects. 10 degrees to the left of center in good times, 10 degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally." -- Phil Ochs, "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" 1966

They simply snuck this guy in because of the unreasonable hate towards a another man ...

Joe: Elections are all about the cult of personality and likability. People don’t think about the policies. Also Joe: It’s not about what he did or didn’t do-Obama was a great statesman; he had the rhetoric. Gave you the feelings.

As a progressive libertarian I despise the DNC

@Darkfollower666

4 жыл бұрын

How can you be a progressive and a libertarian?

@aegontargaryen219

4 жыл бұрын

Jorge I lol you can’t, they are opposing views of economic structure

@Fahrenheit4051

4 жыл бұрын

Libertarian social policies and leftist economic policies? I used to consider myself a libertarian leftist, but I got hit over the head with an economics textbook, and now I'm just a libertarian who believes in some big government policies like central banking and breaking up monopolies and monopsonies.

@manuelvasquez2171

4 жыл бұрын

@@aegontargaryen219 yes you can. anarchism and other idelogies exist you know. let me guess youre american?

@Aaron-ju2gp

4 жыл бұрын

@@aegontargaryen219 for more than a hundred years, libertarianism meant libertarian socialism, it's only since rothbard and Friedman that the word was stolen