Jim is the hidden golden american hero

I love how he calls them 'Yoghurt Pants.'

@stingfanblake3281

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Richard they r

@thishasruinedme

6 жыл бұрын

yoga pants....at least on the west coast that's what they are called. his NJ accent or long island accent causes the a's to always have an r after. but I could be wrong

I can tell some of the tool bags he's talking about are in the comment section

@DHodges187

7 жыл бұрын

nailed it.

@juggalogamer8541

5 жыл бұрын

@@DHodges187 dam right

@MacaqueStinx

5 жыл бұрын

You look in the mirror?

"Stop with your Tapout shirts." LOL

@lamarandms.chipperson8005

9 жыл бұрын

I cant stand those shirts. The only people that can wear those are those that actually fight. Tired of these outta shape husky dudes sportin' those gay shirts.

@WalkingRoscoe

6 жыл бұрын

Timothy Donaghue That's still a thing with these twats.

Why is this so satisfying? I can't get over how much better I feel after hearing J-Flo tear people apart.. Especially when he does the mock lisp like lil Jimmy Norton

@lucky7mojo

10 ай бұрын

therapeutic, I concur

I have a lot in common with Jim. We both hate a lot of the same things!!!! Jim definitely assesses every situation to the max!!! Keep up the good work!!!

@lucky7mojo

10 ай бұрын

couldnt agree with both of you more

Love Jim’s podcasts so much

Cut a gasser in a 9.5's face. lmfao

The fuck are yogurt pants?

How about the shirt " Pain is weakness leaving the body " may be the worst douchey cringey shirt?

I always hated the dudes at the gym with their fucking gallon jug of water. Really dude, do you need that much more water than everyone else?

Holy shit i think i found a new podcast to listen to regularly. thanks man

@brianhacker5353

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for Jinxing it Dumbo

42:33 I love Jim's gym guy grunt ROTFL!

52:00 mark - im dieing laughing

I hate the people that camp out on a machine and take 40 minutes on it while they take 10 minute breaks in between sets while they talk to their friends.

Dude can you spot me = Dude, can you tea bag me in the face while I breath heavy and grunt.

@bczzar1

Жыл бұрын

LOL ----- no really

I love the way Jim says JUST DO IT, and my workout I JUST KILLED IT!

Do or Die, No Time to Try Fit for Survival. YAAAAAAAAY!

Lol I hear a little chip chipperson

@DHodges187

7 жыл бұрын

chip ripped off his entire schtick.

She Sat Down, Right In The Stink 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I seen a Stripper with a Tap Out tattoo on her Arse, its true it happened in Ottawa Illinois

On the Camp Lejeune gym in the grunt area, there was a sign that said suffer silently. Still can’t stand people that make noises.

Call CSI,i just killed my WORKOUT 🏋️‍♀️😅😂crying Jim way tell stories great bro, one the best comics out their . I seen him at McGuire s got c him cool guy talk to him after for little bit , down earth also seen Robert Kelly Hilarious to saw him if can got. C these guys they toured before and done alot stuff

Still holds up

Anybody else thinks Jim and Bill Burr almost have the same style? They both legends

@brianhacker5353

Жыл бұрын

Burr seems forced , Florentine feels like it's him and not just a show

This one is myfav

What are Yogurt pants, and are they edible?

@caesar349

6 жыл бұрын

Joseph Kreifels II depends on how hot the chick is that’s wearing them.

Haha lifting to rage against the machine is awesome

Agreed with everything except for men wearing cologne. There's no reason to wear it in the gym. But smelling nice can make or break a date

just do lunges on the spot and change legs, there's ZERO point walking around and annoying everyone

What would happen to people if there was a routine shut-down of wifi sources and phone signals and all that for one day? Like that episode of South Park where there was no Internet.

@DHodges187

7 жыл бұрын

Utopia? = mass reddit suicides.

u see my workout,I killed it hahahaha

Put on rage against the machine but don't bring your phone into the gym? Should I bring my diskman?

@stuartmorris2803

4 жыл бұрын

Its called comedy. He's not being serious.

@tubby4388

Жыл бұрын

Yes. I still have one.

I'm pretty sure Norton got the chippah voice from Florentine or vice versa.

Just do it or sumpthin!! He sounds just like Chippah.

hey, i have a couple shirts made for the bodybuilding. front on both says 'bodybuilding' and the back of one says 'sweat, tears, heart, and mind = results' is that saying okay for the gym?? the other back is 'the fight that you got to fight is in your mind' just about bodybuilding.

@lamarandms.chipperson8005

9 жыл бұрын

no, that is not OK.

@marcusaurelius-quinn5737

6 жыл бұрын

Those are the retarded shirts hes talking about... Stop walking around advertising cliche douche statements

Douchebags don’t re-rack their weights.

curling in the squat rack

@markwinberry8095

6 жыл бұрын

StingFan Blake go work on your lunges.

@jasonwoods3667

6 жыл бұрын

Flexing in gym shirt for profile pic

@juggalogamer8541

5 жыл бұрын

@@jasonwoods3667 that picture is outside you dumbass

@juggalogamer8541

5 жыл бұрын

@@markwinberry8095 that makes no fucking sense whatsoever

@juggalogamer8541

5 жыл бұрын

@@markwinberry8095 I can tell you're one of the loser he's talking about

Mirrors in the gym are all rigged.

That 'lisp' voice Jim puts on is more annoying than the original gripe!

@guser2495

7 жыл бұрын

yes. excellent post

Using the closest flat bench to set your cellphone on while you stand next to it doing a set every so often in between long text chats sitting on another bench

Yogurt pants 😂

yogurt pants? LOL

Yogurt pants lmfaooo

Funny stuff....the gasser on the female spotter had me in tears. And "yogurt" pants is done on purpose, he does "word plays" on various podcasts

@lamarandms.chipperson8005

9 жыл бұрын

But he puts an "err" at the end of all words that end with "a". It is an east coast thing, they can't pronounce words that end with "a". Like Angela is pronounced as Angelerr. It irks me more than skinny white bitches.

I totally agree with everything he said but I think Jim took the CSI thing a little too serious.

@jaydennis1999

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the whole point of the podcast

Deliciously angry, and completely right about how dumb and self indulgent people can be.

I hated showering in the gym.I rarely did. I preferred to drive home a bit sweaty than have a bunch of naked men around me.

i disagree with the don't stretching... Randy Moss didn't believe in stretching either and he was ALWAYS pulling muscles in the NFL

@TheDayZCowboy90

9 жыл бұрын

+joe b He also scored the 2nd most TD's all-time.

@toecutter1015

4 жыл бұрын

I always stretch, sometimes at home but it's easier at the gym and there's plenty of extra space dedicated to stretching, this complaint makes no sense

Imagine Jim and Bill Burr having a conversation 😂

@MelBee128

Жыл бұрын

Jim appeared on a few of Burr's podcasts. Brilliant

The worst is the guys in the locker room who have a towel but choose to put it around their necks

@brettbanta2100

3 жыл бұрын

Dude, that is the absolute fucking worst thing ever. It's always the really old dudes swingin' with their goddamned towel around their necks

Yo bro you're hilarious

He should do an entire podcast on cutting gassers if he hasn't

Listen to Discharge if you want to work out hard.

If they're not playing Manowar, I'm not lifting.

I see this shit all the time

28:38 Rah Rah Shit 😂😂😂

Yoghurt pants

Fucking awesome …..

35:07 jim

I used to work out,all of this is true.

Florentine sure hates alot of things lol

@bczzar1

Жыл бұрын

including "lol"🤥

😆

awesome shit....just like most every new Yorker or tri stater....complain about everything....love it Jim!

@marcusaurelius-quinn5737

6 жыл бұрын

nike warner Where are you from??

@thishasruinedme

6 жыл бұрын

Marcus MarcusAureliusQuinlan NY originally. But I live in Huntington beach California. Why?

@marcusaurelius-quinn5737

6 жыл бұрын

nike warner just making sure your also from N.Y. ppl say shit about NY and haven't been there...

@thishasruinedme

6 жыл бұрын

good call...I kinda figured that. I know how the people are there and jims take on things are all east coast. cuz some of the dumb shit you hear him say does not happen here......that shit does not fly here and the two cultures are totally different. But its great to hear its live and well back there.

@johngoldsworthy7135

3 жыл бұрын

Nice beanie

Hey! What's wrong with sunglasses??

@gustavoratacaca5422

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@DHodges187

7 жыл бұрын

In the gym = DOUCHE! I wear sunglass's anytime i am outdoors in almost any weather. I never wear them inside.

@josephkreifelsii6596

6 жыл бұрын

Some people wear sunglasses indoors due to a medical condition

This is the funniest shit ever

The segway master.

a gym charged my card 2 years after i left. its sooo true. NEVER pay with a card. They want to steal your money and the writing the letter that nobody gets thing is absolutely true. Those mother fuckers. i hate em. Buy a bo-flex like me.

30:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

too funny!

Funniest shit ever!!

I hate the tool bag go hard to shirts to

YOGURT PANTS

mommy, whats a dooshbag?

@DHodges187

7 жыл бұрын

ask yer father.

@bigblue162

6 жыл бұрын

Come out of her basement and ask her.

Good rants but he's completely wrong about stretching

Everybody still wears those stupid Nike just do it shirts still

@billybatts9491

Жыл бұрын

Turds. Not people.

No ne should have sunglasses inside unless you're blind.. Or jack Nicholson

He sees these goons in the gym because he's in NJ so they're automatically going to look & act like cocks. The gym I go to are pretty decent looking and respectable.

I'm just making a comment for attention.

Jim's voice and topics are too angry. he's better with telemarketing and crank yankers.

yoga pants

@lamarandms.chipperson8005

9 жыл бұрын

yogerr pants. rockerr rollerr. im from the east coast...my girlfriends name is Teresa but I say Tereeser.

@rockarolla6166

9 жыл бұрын

cool

@rockarolla6166

9 жыл бұрын

tsssssssssssssss

Some people wear sunglasses indoors due to a medical condition they have (cataracts?) So not everyone wearing their sunglasses in the gym is a bad person

I hate gym music

Needs a laugh track.

first comment. suck it

no he's just a hack . he bombs on every roast , he dosn't say anything interesting on stern , he has the nerve to look down on open mic'ers comics when he's not much better then them. He just strikes me as an unfunny jock.

@tylerpatterson4787

3 жыл бұрын

Stfu 🖕

I had to crack open a beer to this one. I cried laughing fr.