Jim Florentine - Why Camping Stinks

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Jim tells stories about his awful camping trips.
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  • @bazzroid
    @bazzroid8 жыл бұрын

    love this guys resentful, sullen angry attitude - perfect antidote to the present day

  • @trutwijd

    @trutwijd

    4 жыл бұрын

    4 years later this applies now more than ever...

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o5 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy. Such a basket of sunshine

  • @michaelshier3956
    @michaelshier39567 жыл бұрын

    the day drinking thing is totally true.

  • @PittsburghSonido
    @PittsburghSonido8 жыл бұрын

    The pile of turd line was great

  • @steveaustin5344
    @steveaustin5344 Жыл бұрын

    My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.

  • @georgie535
    @georgie535 Жыл бұрын

    Man I fuckin love this guy.

  • @goodfellalee87
    @goodfellalee879 жыл бұрын

    This guy must fucking rule at a party!

  • @chrisc3697
    @chrisc36979 жыл бұрын

    I'm DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!,," the stars,,maybe if THEY mixed them up I would look at them for a minute" HAHAHAHA!!!

  • @robertmailloux3720
    @robertmailloux37204 жыл бұрын

    Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob. Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent. Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)

  • @cjxked12
    @cjxked128 жыл бұрын

    I like florentine but fuck me, I had no idea he could be this funny

  • @rippindrummer666
    @rippindrummer6663 жыл бұрын

    I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.

  • @ruger51995
    @ruger519954 жыл бұрын

    He's such a city guy haha, I love camping

  • @chewey609
    @chewey6098 жыл бұрын

    Before baby wipes were invented? Lol

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates63802 жыл бұрын

    They tied Twinkies to his shoe laces hoping the bear would eat them. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pogothebear6808
    @pogothebear68085 жыл бұрын

    Florentine is the fucking greatest. I've never laughed harder at someone ranting.

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.

  • @joeyvanostrand3655

    @joeyvanostrand3655

    Жыл бұрын

    My idea of "roughing it" is a standard room at a Hampton Inn. I friggin' DESPISE camping.

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    Жыл бұрын

    One of those shitty low cost activities that leave you bitter and sore.

  • @poolmannocal6299
    @poolmannocal62993 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Jim I HATED CAMPING ALL MY LIFE.

  • @ruger51995
    @ruger519954 жыл бұрын

    The cats crying 4:00 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItalianTony86
    @ItalianTony867 жыл бұрын

    Who brings a cat camping?

  • @DHodges187

    @DHodges187

    6 жыл бұрын

    TM Gaming my best friend's mom...also all her dogs in a bohemeth 5th wheel. We think she'd take the fish also if feasible

  • @kevinmcrae3354

    @kevinmcrae3354

    4 жыл бұрын

    TM Gaming Losers and idiots

  • @ImTheSlime2112
    @ImTheSlime21127 ай бұрын

    City boy Jim

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo0076 жыл бұрын

    "Why would I do dat?"

  • @constantdoodle32
    @constantdoodle323 жыл бұрын

    "Pile of turds" lmfao!!!!!

  • @kylejeffrey7062
    @kylejeffrey70623 жыл бұрын

    Pile of elephant turds. Priceless!

  • @haloslipping3218
    @haloslipping32184 жыл бұрын

    I could listen to this guy rant all day, so funny so true

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges1876 жыл бұрын

    75 pipes? Was he camping in a Korean war surplus tent? Both our tents are 2 poles. 5 minutes.

  • @awfullyperson
    @awfullyperson9 жыл бұрын

    Collect wood? Id rather collect ebola samples!

  • @derekc62369
    @derekc62369 Жыл бұрын

    Going camping in a camper no tents

  • @Blo0dyh3ll
    @Blo0dyh3ll4 жыл бұрын

    16:31 I've listened to 2700 times.

  • @kazoshay
    @kazoshay9 жыл бұрын

    camping is just homeless LARPing

  • @alxk78
    @alxk78 Жыл бұрын

    Camping is terrible for my health, I can never sleep, and I need a shit load of drugs to just to get through it.

  • @casualobserver2380
    @casualobserver23803 жыл бұрын

    Camping in Jersey with a lodge and tv...wow that's roughing it!

  • @ChrisDragotta
    @ChrisDragotta Жыл бұрын

    The shit story is hysterical.

  • @markburton8653
    @markburton86533 жыл бұрын

    I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.

  • @viivcreations9161
    @viivcreations91614 жыл бұрын

    idk man we go camping while visiting family and its really fun having some family time together on a quiet night by a lake

  • @WernerVonWeener

    @WernerVonWeener

    5 күн бұрын

    When you have 2 -3 weeks at most a year for vacation time. Wasting a second of that camping is absolute shit

  • @acatnamedscamper3307
    @acatnamedscamper33075 жыл бұрын

    Camping is actually EXTREMELY FUN. Especially if you like hiking and climbing mountains🤷🏽‍♂️ idk I really enjoy it.

  • @Blo0dyh3ll

    @Blo0dyh3ll

    4 жыл бұрын

    DO YA?!

  • @billybatts9491

    @billybatts9491

    Жыл бұрын

    DO YA, REALLY?

  • @leonardrice2830
    @leonardrice28302 ай бұрын

    Hilarious 😆

  • @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork
    @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork5 жыл бұрын

    When I see Marshmallows now, I will think of Jim.. slurping them out of a bung in exchange for a girl setting his tent up for him. :)

  • @mikeanderson5772
    @mikeanderson57724 жыл бұрын

    Lol fuckin city boy. Love ya jim!

  • @branflake099
    @branflake099 Жыл бұрын

    he sounds like bill burr on tons of valium lol

  • @JeffTheDude777
    @JeffTheDude7779 жыл бұрын

    Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.

  • @brianjansen3103
    @brianjansen31032 жыл бұрын

    'Cuz hot chick's can't go campin'. If my 20s was a sentence

  • @bigblue162
    @bigblue1623 жыл бұрын

    Interesting.

  • @R3VO7UTION
    @R3VO7UTION Жыл бұрын

    You're going camping? What are you, fiiive?

  • @elcamino5145
    @elcamino51455 жыл бұрын

    I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!

  • @namomme5008
    @namomme50084 жыл бұрын

    I hate camping!!

  • @leonardrice2830
    @leonardrice28302 ай бұрын

    Camping SUCKS. Thank you.

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o5 жыл бұрын

    What a dope . It's a tent not a rocket

  • @DavidJ-iz8wl
    @DavidJ-iz8wl Жыл бұрын

    The pile of turds 😂😂

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye78699 жыл бұрын

    I have seen hot college chicks backpacking. They are usually hot lesbians though.

  • @soysaucehairdye7869

    @soysaucehairdye7869

    9 жыл бұрын

    DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.

  • @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork

    @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork

    5 жыл бұрын

    such a tease right? lol

  • @Josef_Favia

    @Josef_Favia

    5 жыл бұрын

    Great name Soy Sauce! Fucking Jimmy Norton is great!

  • @brianszeszol2356
    @brianszeszol23562 жыл бұрын

    unless the girl your dating is super hot....camping sucks

  • @vikmarisco5679
    @vikmarisco56793 жыл бұрын

    The pile of turds😆😆

  • @whenthehammerwastthomas1585
    @whenthehammerwastthomas15853 жыл бұрын

    Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.

  • @sugarpillkiller
    @sugarpillkiller5 жыл бұрын

    Damn right about Obama. Disaster.

  • @Rylai_xiv

    @Rylai_xiv

    3 жыл бұрын

    i thought he was talking about trump.

  • @ballsdeep2520
    @ballsdeep25202 ай бұрын

    This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Жыл бұрын

    I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case

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