If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy
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If Kevin Bridges replaced Boris Johnson, this is how he'd get the Tory government to spend their money...
Website: www.kevinbridges.co.uk/
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Twitter Handle: @kevinbridges86
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This is my favourite TED talk
@fenlandwildlifeclips
Жыл бұрын
It's actually very thought provoking.
@nadas9395
Жыл бұрын
The Scotts give so few fucks that they could fix the world
@jody1367
Жыл бұрын
Or NED as the case may be.
@theguitaramptech
Жыл бұрын
It looks so funny, I just wish they were a translation from Scotch to Aussie.
@edwardjuniorz504
Жыл бұрын
@@theguitaramptech, they're both English speaking countries 🤣
"Got the people checking the offside flag on that joke there!"😂😂, on guard all the time
@johnnysheridan
Жыл бұрын
@@whoarewe7515 True! Must be one of the most difficult professions these days
@garybalfour3953
Жыл бұрын
Comedy gold
Never gets old. The references to Osborne and IDS show the clip's age, but it's scary how accurate everything he's saying still is.
@bhew7409
Жыл бұрын
Still Tories, its mad people vote for them.
@t-and-p
Жыл бұрын
@@bhew7409 Agreed. I mean, we're talking about people who saw Liz Truss talk about cheese and pork markets, looking like the dumb version of Holly from Red Dwarf, and thought "she'd make a brilliant PM!" May God have mercy on us... We *need* an election. Now.
@MrSimonw58
Жыл бұрын
1000 pound a week
@t-and-p
Жыл бұрын
@@MrSimonw58 😂😂 If things carry on the way they're going, though... Never mind tattoos, people will need that grand a week to buy food, heat the house, and fill up the car... 😳👀
@dtaafe2857
Жыл бұрын
Most political comedy dates extremely fast. This is more topical now than it was 10 years ago, or whenever it was recorded. A sad indictment of our country indeed.
that scarecrow joke hit the mark lol. you can tell a joke was superb when the comedian needs to pause for 10 seconds to allow people to stop laughing
@kirstynweinberg
Ай бұрын
I'm disabled and this was fricken hilarious!!
“Wtf ur the Cayman islands gawny dae aboot it” 😂🤣 “That’ll explain the sniffing” 🤣 fukin legend 👏🏻
I was in the audience at Southampton when Kevin was heckled by a man who'd taken the 'scarecrow' joke too personally. After he left in a huff, Kev told him to 'f**k off'. :D
That scarecrow shout was funny AF
@daviel6595
Жыл бұрын
That or stamp licker
It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving. Not a truer word said, you'd be surprised how much this affects the economy
@stephen2824
Жыл бұрын
From a macroeconomic perspective, this is undeniably TRUE.
@JH-dp3hm
Жыл бұрын
Rich people saving turns into investment into products and services leading to jobs and growth. Poor people spending buying TVs, Phones and big Macs
@Jacob-bn9th
Жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm Go study for your SATs bro you have no idea.
@maybe-xh8il
Жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm not the brightest are you?
@quimquim89
Жыл бұрын
@@JH-dp3hm oh, honey...
This is his best socially aware stuff yet. Constantly hitting the nail on the head. Folk on dooe "drinking " pay MORE into our economy than ANY of the psycho corporates do.
The funniest stand-up I have EVER had the pleasure to have seen ..... KB is The Man!
Invade the Cayman islands, get it back! I had to play it again so many times just to laugh again.
Best comedian in the modern era
The bit about signing on with a taxi keeping the meter running is real. My mate's a taxi driver and it happens.
@fasttrackblastback8286
Жыл бұрын
I was a taxi driver for a while and people on the dole leave the meter running wherever they're going 😂
The guy is a comedy genius and his politics are bang on
Love this guy lol. There's a farm looking for a scarecrow lol xx Scottish through and through xx get to ur work lmao xx love it xx
@daniellejohnnyhill591
Жыл бұрын
Intalectually intimidated lmao xx I cant breathe lmao xx
Awesome, true words and bloody hilarious.... definitely need to be the next prime minister
"ma Da just f*ckin clamped your Da" 😂😂😂
About time someone told it like it is .
This comedy genius nails it with reference to the deficit.
He said the truth about the government going after disability
@adamant5419
Жыл бұрын
So the government should! Out of this 6 million cripples, how many are down the golf course at weekends and jogging round he back garden.
@MarkStevens8899
Жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 About five or six?
@adamant5419
Жыл бұрын
@@MarkStevens8899 5 or 6 hundred yes
@dtaafe2857
Жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 5 or 6 hundred out of an alleged 6 million is a tiny fraction. Just 0.01% If this was, of course, in any way accurate, then I'd just aswell leave the ones frauding the system, so those that are genuinely in need of support, are able to claim exactly what they are entitled to for a decent standard of living. If you think that's the problem with this country and its economy, then you have been successfully brainwashed by years of mainstream, tabloid propaganda.
@seanscanlon9067
Жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 So an insignificant total then on the grand scale of things.
This guys a bloody legend……😂😂😂
@adamant5419
Жыл бұрын
So was Robin Hood
@richardmiller8028
Жыл бұрын
Go listen to some ant music! 🙄
Absolutely fooking hilarious, this is not my BIT!!!!😂😂😂😂
I'm amazed at how KZread is able to auto caption this quite good.
Make Kevin Bridges PM immediately, at least he has a handle on this f..ked country 👍🏼🙏😁
@Anon-xd3cf
Жыл бұрын
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges. (I wrote this in the comments before I read your comment)
What a king! Thx for the laughs mate.
O.M.G. THIS GUY IS AMAZING 😂
Hes not wrong And fuckin hilarious
Put the doll up a grand a week got me 💀
Kevin bridges is fucking hilarious.😂😂😂
Best young man ever...so funny.
Love him , he’s not changed , I’m glad I can relate to where he’s coming g from , best wishes. , stay normal
Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges.
@Anon-xd3cf
Жыл бұрын
Tells you everything you need to know about the state of government in the UK... Doesn't it?
@diogenes.
Жыл бұрын
Theresa may ,Boris Johnson and Liz
KB is very very good, if ever you get the chance to see him live, do it!!!
Love you Kevin Bridges!
Superb as usual
Brilliant 😂😂😂
He just described UBI, and he's right lol.
I love Scotland It's the place you can buy a hoose.
@yvonnehayton6753
Жыл бұрын
What?
@Nomoreracism-
Жыл бұрын
@@yvonnehayton6753 He means house, but it is pronounced as "hoose" in Scottish accent
Yer bit is the houses around you but your bit is your doorstep
More economically astute than the political establishment.
this is great
Legendary comedy 👌🏻😅. Growing up on a council estate myself and getting a mortgage away from "my bit" i can completely relate to that 🤣
Legend ❤️
Hilarious 😂
I have to watch the Kevster a few times to understand what the boy is actually saying . . .but its worth it . .
Fuckin' love you mate.. spot on!
Clamped and frizzle 🤣🤣🤣
Is there somewhere we can vote to get Kevin Bridges to be the next James Bond?
@adamant5419
Жыл бұрын
Only if a comedy or if they wished to ruin 007
@wolfgangwhyte5571
Жыл бұрын
@@adamant5419 True. This may be wishful thinking, but I noticed Henry Cavill quit "The Witcher" this weekend... and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was announced as the new James Bond sometime in the new year. And THAT would be pretty awesome, I think. I was rooting for Tom Hardy, but I'm not sure he's interested in the role. Time will tell - cheers! 🍻
@PS-vm3we
Жыл бұрын
Just let us vote for him as PM
De sending a pomegranate!!! Haha
@lilme7052
Жыл бұрын
de seeding
Always truth in comedy though.
What a legend.
I would vote him, king
Bridges is in fact just expounding classical keynesian analysis - analysis i might add that is proven to be almost wholly correct
@adamant5419
Жыл бұрын
Do not flatter the lisping goon with any intellectual foresight.
I was actually at this Gig in 2015 at the Hydro
I just shat my pants listening to this😂
Gary Barlow 😂
Invade the Cayman Islands!! hahaha
Ive teleported my self into a Scottie dog fella gotta eat everything .... I've actually never tried fried mars bar in batter I recognise all the places in your top vid X
Shared😆❤️
This really is very funny! Sebastian think so too... as do Diego!
It's what the man says 🤘
As funny as this is, when you think about it theres alot of truth in it. Guys a genius
Ha ha very true 😂😂😂😂😂
Kevin keeping it real. God bless him
Kev spks the truth in a hilarious way , the rich get richer and the working class pay for it all Welcome to England 2024
@kirstynweinberg
Ай бұрын
I'm American and it's funny as well as truly applicable here too. I love this man! And, of course The Big Yin too!
@willenhallred7057
Ай бұрын
Hi kirsty hope you are well
"Ma Da jist fukin clamped your Da"
off to Glasgy on Sat 3rd sept 2022 to see this LEGEND again
@abgingernuts
Жыл бұрын
How was it?
@fasttrackblastback8286
Жыл бұрын
GLASGEE
Guys comedy class🤣🤣🤣 big Kev fae clydebank yer missin yer bit big yin
Invade the Cayman Islands? Would that be the Royal Navy versus the British Army?
KB for PM !
Much love for Biso and maka Thaa ❤️ ❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂
how did adblocker not work on this video :O
Yes, it's funny. Yes, it's also scarily accurate. The Tories have been in power for more than TWELVE YEARS, and their cruelty towards everyone except their chums has increased for every one of those years....
👼 Kevin became king 👑
He’s a stunner. Independence for Scotland
"...they could go after Gary Barlow but it's your fkn fault!"
Bril!!
This is on a different level to his current tour unfortunately
Luckily i only understand 50%. Im dying
Now's the time Kev 😈
"Fucking invade the Cayman Islands" If the UK invaded the Cayman Islands, they'd be invading their own territory 😂
Kevin for prime minister
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Kevin Bridges ages like honey.
Just a few minutes into this and thinking it should be a Labour Party Political Broadcast, or he should be writing them😎
What about if you became King Kevin?
I believe that most of the products that would be bought...and it's not a knock against the idea of upping the £££ to be spent.. unemployed/pensioners....but most things bought are made not in the UK...so the profit will not be in the Cayman Isles...but in the pockets of the car/TV etc manufacturers...and their bosses will have the money...fair enough they'll probably put in Cayman...but hey .
UBI works 👏
I wish he was my president!
Nay probs Kev I N!!!! Are you willing to pay for them now you're loaded?????????????
As someone with family in the Cayman Islands please don’t invade it’s like my escape from the UK 😂
Anyone who says "chillax" should be immediately terminated with extreme prejudice before he can reproduce
Shows UK is United in class only brilliant,
People on the dole are like two-day millionaires. Millionaires one day, broke the next.
@thunderstorm4074
Жыл бұрын
Yes . It's like that 😎
Was he trying to imitate Jacob Rees Morg?
Clever people who can understand his accent.
Kevin Builds Comedy Bridges
That doll thing would work or if they rose the miminum wage to £15 hour. Watch people spend and spend
@michaelgriffiths6463
Жыл бұрын
Watch companies sack millions of staff overnight.