If Kevin Bridges Replaced Boris Johnson | A Whole Different Story | Universal Comedy

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If Kevin Bridges replaced Boris Johnson, this is how he'd get the Tory government to spend their money...
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  • @Merlin_YouTube
    @Merlin_YouTube Жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite TED talk

  • @fenlandwildlifeclips

    @fenlandwildlifeclips

    Жыл бұрын

    It's actually very thought provoking.

  • @nadas9395

    @nadas9395

    Жыл бұрын

    The Scotts give so few fucks that they could fix the world

  • @jody1367

    @jody1367

    Жыл бұрын

    Or NED as the case may be.

  • @theguitaramptech

    @theguitaramptech

    Жыл бұрын

    It looks so funny, I just wish they were a translation from Scotch to Aussie.

  • @edwardjuniorz504

    @edwardjuniorz504

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theguitaramptech, they're both English speaking countries 🤣

  • @johnnysheridan
    @johnnysheridan Жыл бұрын

    "Got the people checking the offside flag on that joke there!"😂😂, on guard all the time

  • @johnnysheridan

    @johnnysheridan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@whoarewe7515 True! Must be one of the most difficult professions these days

  • @garybalfour3953

    @garybalfour3953

    Жыл бұрын

    Comedy gold

  • @t-and-p
    @t-and-p Жыл бұрын

    Never gets old. The references to Osborne and IDS show the clip's age, but it's scary how accurate everything he's saying still is.

  • @bhew7409

    @bhew7409

    Жыл бұрын

    Still Tories, its mad people vote for them.

  • @t-and-p

    @t-and-p

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bhew7409 Agreed. I mean, we're talking about people who saw Liz Truss talk about cheese and pork markets, looking like the dumb version of Holly from Red Dwarf, and thought "she'd make a brilliant PM!" May God have mercy on us... We *need* an election. Now.

  • @MrSimonw58

    @MrSimonw58

    Жыл бұрын

    1000 pound a week

  • @t-and-p

    @t-and-p

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrSimonw58 😂😂 If things carry on the way they're going, though... Never mind tattoos, people will need that grand a week to buy food, heat the house, and fill up the car... 😳👀

  • @dtaafe2857

    @dtaafe2857

    Жыл бұрын

    Most political comedy dates extremely fast. This is more topical now than it was 10 years ago, or whenever it was recorded. A sad indictment of our country indeed.

  • @scp170190
    @scp170190 Жыл бұрын

    that scarecrow joke hit the mark lol. you can tell a joke was superb when the comedian needs to pause for 10 seconds to allow people to stop laughing

  • @kirstynweinberg

    @kirstynweinberg

    Ай бұрын

    I'm disabled and this was fricken hilarious!!

  • @muckedupfind8173
    @muckedupfind8173 Жыл бұрын

    “Wtf ur the Cayman islands gawny dae aboot it” 😂🤣 “That’ll explain the sniffing” 🤣 fukin legend 👏🏻

  • @melonpan78
    @melonpan7810 ай бұрын

    I was in the audience at Southampton when Kevin was heckled by a man who'd taken the 'scarecrow' joke too personally. After he left in a huff, Kev told him to 'f**k off'. :D

  • @nikkishrimp323
    @nikkishrimp323 Жыл бұрын

    That scarecrow shout was funny AF

  • @daviel6595

    @daviel6595

    Жыл бұрын

    That or stamp licker

  • @Jacob-bn9th
    @Jacob-bn9th Жыл бұрын

    It's not poor people spending, it's rich people saving. Not a truer word said, you'd be surprised how much this affects the economy

  • @stephen2824

    @stephen2824

    Жыл бұрын

    From a macroeconomic perspective, this is undeniably TRUE.

  • @JH-dp3hm

    @JH-dp3hm

    Жыл бұрын

    Rich people saving turns into investment into products and services leading to jobs and growth. Poor people spending buying TVs, Phones and big Macs

  • @Jacob-bn9th

    @Jacob-bn9th

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@JH-dp3hm Go study for your SATs bro you have no idea.

  • @maybe-xh8il

    @maybe-xh8il

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JH-dp3hm not the brightest are you?

  • @quimquim89

    @quimquim89

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JH-dp3hm oh, honey...

  • @deejannemeiurffnicht1791
    @deejannemeiurffnicht1791 Жыл бұрын

    This is his best socially aware stuff yet. Constantly hitting the nail on the head. Folk on dooe "drinking " pay MORE into our economy than ANY of the psycho corporates do.

  • @gregtaylor6146
    @gregtaylor614611 ай бұрын

    The funniest stand-up I have EVER had the pleasure to have seen ..... KB is The Man!

  • @greenwoodfarms7920
    @greenwoodfarms79202 ай бұрын

    Invade the Cayman islands, get it back! I had to play it again so many times just to laugh again.

  • @josephbrolly7232
    @josephbrolly7232 Жыл бұрын

    Best comedian in the modern era

  • @zodrob4437
    @zodrob4437 Жыл бұрын

    The bit about signing on with a taxi keeping the meter running is real. My mate's a taxi driver and it happens.

  • @fasttrackblastback8286

    @fasttrackblastback8286

    Жыл бұрын

    I was a taxi driver for a while and people on the dole leave the meter running wherever they're going 😂

  • @dylanmyers3082
    @dylanmyers308211 ай бұрын

    The guy is a comedy genius and his politics are bang on

  • @daniellejohnnyhill591
    @daniellejohnnyhill591 Жыл бұрын

    Love this guy lol. There's a farm looking for a scarecrow lol xx Scottish through and through xx get to ur work lmao xx love it xx

  • @daniellejohnnyhill591

    @daniellejohnnyhill591

    Жыл бұрын

    Intalectually intimidated lmao xx I cant breathe lmao xx

  • @sophiestapleton1633
    @sophiestapleton1633 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome, true words and bloody hilarious.... definitely need to be the next prime minister

  • @johnlightbody9942
    @johnlightbody9942 Жыл бұрын

    "ma Da just f*ckin clamped your Da" 😂😂😂

  • @ThomasDoubting5
    @ThomasDoubting5 Жыл бұрын

    About time someone told it like it is .

  • @charlieupton2712
    @charlieupton27129 ай бұрын

    This comedy genius nails it with reference to the deficit.

  • @michealhoey5152
    @michealhoey5152 Жыл бұрын

    He said the truth about the government going after disability

  • @adamant5419

    @adamant5419

    Жыл бұрын

    So the government should! Out of this 6 million cripples, how many are down the golf course at weekends and jogging round he back garden.

  • @MarkStevens8899

    @MarkStevens8899

    Жыл бұрын

    @@adamant5419 About five or six?

  • @adamant5419

    @adamant5419

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MarkStevens8899 5 or 6 hundred yes

  • @dtaafe2857

    @dtaafe2857

    Жыл бұрын

    @@adamant5419 5 or 6 hundred out of an alleged 6 million is a tiny fraction. Just 0.01% If this was, of course, in any way accurate, then I'd just aswell leave the ones frauding the system, so those that are genuinely in need of support, are able to claim exactly what they are entitled to for a decent standard of living. If you think that's the problem with this country and its economy, then you have been successfully brainwashed by years of mainstream, tabloid propaganda.

  • @seanscanlon9067

    @seanscanlon9067

    Жыл бұрын

    @@adamant5419 So an insignificant total then on the grand scale of things.

  • @richardmiller8028
    @richardmiller8028 Жыл бұрын

    This guys a bloody legend……😂😂😂

  • @adamant5419

    @adamant5419

    Жыл бұрын

    So was Robin Hood

  • @richardmiller8028

    @richardmiller8028

    Жыл бұрын

    Go listen to some ant music! 🙄

  • @acecolin52
    @acecolin52 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely fooking hilarious, this is not my BIT!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @maddy5972
    @maddy59729 ай бұрын

    I'm amazed at how KZread is able to auto caption this quite good.

  • @Macca5
    @Macca5 Жыл бұрын

    Make Kevin Bridges PM immediately, at least he has a handle on this f..ked country 👍🏼🙏😁

  • @Anon-xd3cf

    @Anon-xd3cf

    Жыл бұрын

    Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges. (I wrote this in the comments before I read your comment)

  • @marer231
    @marer231 Жыл бұрын

    What a king! Thx for the laughs mate.

  • @mariaa6918
    @mariaa691810 ай бұрын

    O.M.G. THIS GUY IS AMAZING 😂

  • @donnrutherford7059
    @donnrutherford7059 Жыл бұрын

    Hes not wrong And fuckin hilarious

  • @josh90bshadowcommunity74
    @josh90bshadowcommunity748 ай бұрын

    Put the doll up a grand a week got me 💀

  • @Ziggyziggy1
    @Ziggyziggy13 ай бұрын

    Kevin bridges is fucking hilarious.😂😂😂

  • @barbarellajameswalker5400
    @barbarellajameswalker5400 Жыл бұрын

    Best young man ever...so funny.

  • @maureennewman905
    @maureennewman905 Жыл бұрын

    Love him , he’s not changed , I’m glad I can relate to where he’s coming g from , best wishes. , stay normal

  • @Anon-xd3cf
    @Anon-xd3cf Жыл бұрын

    Kevin for PM? Every time someone says something remotely sensible we Brits like to call for them to be Prime Minister. My vote is for Kevin Bridges.

  • @Anon-xd3cf

    @Anon-xd3cf

    Жыл бұрын

    Tells you everything you need to know about the state of government in the UK... Doesn't it?

  • @diogenes.

    @diogenes.

    Жыл бұрын

    Theresa may ,Boris Johnson and Liz

  • @mikew742
    @mikew7427 ай бұрын

    KB is very very good, if ever you get the chance to see him live, do it!!!

  • @marcellowoodford4048
    @marcellowoodford4048 Жыл бұрын

    Love you Kevin Bridges!

  • @dannikilbride8153
    @dannikilbride8153 Жыл бұрын

    Superb as usual

  • @carinnemillar3471
    @carinnemillar3471 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @buzz1ebee
    @buzz1ebee Жыл бұрын

    He just described UBI, and he's right lol.

  • @nadas9395
    @nadas9395 Жыл бұрын

    I love Scotland It's the place you can buy a hoose.

  • @yvonnehayton6753

    @yvonnehayton6753

    Жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @Nomoreracism-

    @Nomoreracism-

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yvonnehayton6753 He means house, but it is pronounced as "hoose" in Scottish accent

  • @alexcore697
    @alexcore6974 ай бұрын

    Yer bit is the houses around you but your bit is your doorstep

  • @hughtierneytierney3585
    @hughtierneytierney3585 Жыл бұрын

    More economically astute than the political establishment.

  • @LoveEarthHereAndNow
    @LoveEarthHereAndNow Жыл бұрын

    this is great

  • @J24OSN
    @J24OSN3 ай бұрын

    Legendary comedy 👌🏻😅. Growing up on a council estate myself and getting a mortgage away from "my bit" i can completely relate to that 🤣

  • @Ak-to2eq
    @Ak-to2eq Жыл бұрын

    Legend ❤️

  • @MrDjsodi
    @MrDjsodi Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious 😂

  • @treborif
    @treborif Жыл бұрын

    I have to watch the Kevster a few times to understand what the boy is actually saying . . .but its worth it . .

  • @richieixtar5849
    @richieixtar5849 Жыл бұрын

    Fuckin' love you mate.. spot on!

  • @ianmclaughlin4043
    @ianmclaughlin4043 Жыл бұрын

    Clamped and frizzle 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfgangwhyte5571
    @wolfgangwhyte5571 Жыл бұрын

    Is there somewhere we can vote to get Kevin Bridges to be the next James Bond?

  • @adamant5419

    @adamant5419

    Жыл бұрын

    Only if a comedy or if they wished to ruin 007

  • @wolfgangwhyte5571

    @wolfgangwhyte5571

    Жыл бұрын

    @@adamant5419 True. This may be wishful thinking, but I noticed Henry Cavill quit "The Witcher" this weekend... and it wouldn't surprise me at all if he was announced as the new James Bond sometime in the new year. And THAT would be pretty awesome, I think. I was rooting for Tom Hardy, but I'm not sure he's interested in the role. Time will tell - cheers! 🍻

  • @PS-vm3we

    @PS-vm3we

    Жыл бұрын

    Just let us vote for him as PM

  • @mikeyp0131
    @mikeyp0131 Жыл бұрын

    De sending a pomegranate!!! Haha

  • @lilme7052

    @lilme7052

    Жыл бұрын

    de seeding

  • @stevetatler4480
    @stevetatler4480 Жыл бұрын

    Always truth in comedy though.

  • @Bilangumus
    @Bilangumus2 ай бұрын

    What a legend.

  • @Lily-cl6zk
    @Lily-cl6zk Жыл бұрын

    I would vote him, king

  • @cardigan3000
    @cardigan3000 Жыл бұрын

    Bridges is in fact just expounding classical keynesian analysis - analysis i might add that is proven to be almost wholly correct

  • @adamant5419

    @adamant5419

    Жыл бұрын

    Do not flatter the lisping goon with any intellectual foresight.

  • @ally5232
    @ally52328 ай бұрын

    I was actually at this Gig in 2015 at the Hydro

  • @friesverstrynge3299
    @friesverstrynge32995 ай бұрын

    I just shat my pants listening to this😂

  • @matthall3494
    @matthall3494 Жыл бұрын

    Gary Barlow 😂

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada69432 ай бұрын

    Invade the Cayman Islands!! hahaha

  • @321edhp
    @321edhp Жыл бұрын

    Ive teleported my self into a Scottie dog fella gotta eat everything .... I've actually never tried fried mars bar in batter I recognise all the places in your top vid X

  • @claireellis8242
    @claireellis8242 Жыл бұрын

    Shared😆❤️

  • @peterjaro6804
    @peterjaro6804 Жыл бұрын

    This really is very funny! Sebastian think so too... as do Diego!

  • @MultiMeg101
    @MultiMeg101 Жыл бұрын

    It's what the man says 🤘

  • @TheWasp30
    @TheWasp30Ай бұрын

    As funny as this is, when you think about it theres alot of truth in it. Guys a genius

  • @jh230377
    @jh230377 Жыл бұрын

    Ha ha very true 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_Richard_F___
    @_Richard_F___ Жыл бұрын

    Kevin keeping it real. God bless him

  • @willenhallred7057
    @willenhallred70572 ай бұрын

    Kev spks the truth in a hilarious way , the rich get richer and the working class pay for it all Welcome to England 2024

  • @kirstynweinberg

    @kirstynweinberg

    Ай бұрын

    I'm American and it's funny as well as truly applicable here too. I love this man! And, of course The Big Yin too!

  • @willenhallred7057

    @willenhallred7057

    Ай бұрын

    Hi kirsty hope you are well

  • @iamurdad77
    @iamurdad772 ай бұрын

    "Ma Da jist fukin clamped your Da"

  • @dtulip1
    @dtulip1 Жыл бұрын

    off to Glasgy on Sat 3rd sept 2022 to see this LEGEND again

  • @abgingernuts

    @abgingernuts

    Жыл бұрын

    How was it?

  • @fasttrackblastback8286

    @fasttrackblastback8286

    Жыл бұрын

    GLASGEE

  • @gerry77mckee18
    @gerry77mckee18 Жыл бұрын

    Guys comedy class🤣🤣🤣 big Kev fae clydebank yer missin yer bit big yin

  • @RUBBER_BULLET
    @RUBBER_BULLET Жыл бұрын

    Invade the Cayman Islands? Would that be the Royal Navy versus the British Army?

  • @brianmckinnon4591
    @brianmckinnon4591 Жыл бұрын

    KB for PM !

  • @babongileshozi3261
    @babongileshozi32615 ай бұрын

    Much love for Biso and maka Thaa ❤️ ❤❤

  • @LEEOC
    @LEEOC Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jacob-bn9th
    @Jacob-bn9th Жыл бұрын

    how did adblocker not work on this video :O

  • @gloin10
    @gloin10 Жыл бұрын

    Yes, it's funny. Yes, it's also scarily accurate. The Tories have been in power for more than TWELVE YEARS, and their cruelty towards everyone except their chums has increased for every one of those years....

  • @Kevin-qz4il
    @Kevin-qz4il Жыл бұрын

    👼 Kevin became king 👑

  • @brunoyvres4939
    @brunoyvres4939 Жыл бұрын

    He’s a stunner. Independence for Scotland

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын

    "...they could go after Gary Barlow but it's your fkn fault!"

  • @nikkicrawford4254
    @nikkicrawford4254 Жыл бұрын

    Bril!!

  • @jamiegourlay2390
    @jamiegourlay2390 Жыл бұрын

    This is on a different level to his current tour unfortunately

  • @milanaleksovski2712
    @milanaleksovski2712 Жыл бұрын

    Luckily i only understand 50%. Im dying

  • @TeeheeInator
    @TeeheeInator Жыл бұрын

    Now's the time Kev 😈

  • @dcw127
    @dcw12711 ай бұрын

    "Fucking invade the Cayman Islands" If the UK invaded the Cayman Islands, they'd be invading their own territory 😂

  • @stuart207
    @stuart207 Жыл бұрын

    Kevin for prime minister

  • @A.F.C.S.B
    @A.F.C.S.B11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @kjsd3201
    @kjsd3201 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @CD77780
    @CD77780 Жыл бұрын

    Kevin Bridges ages like honey.

  • @tomref4001
    @tomref40015 ай бұрын

    Just a few minutes into this and thinking it should be a Labour Party Political Broadcast, or he should be writing them😎

  • @jmcc2275
    @jmcc2275 Жыл бұрын

    What about if you became King Kevin?

  • @adamspevack8939
    @adamspevack8939 Жыл бұрын

    I believe that most of the products that would be bought...and it's not a knock against the idea of upping the £££ to be spent.. unemployed/pensioners....but most things bought are made not in the UK...so the profit will not be in the Cayman Isles...but in the pockets of the car/TV etc manufacturers...and their bosses will have the money...fair enough they'll probably put in Cayman...but hey .

  • @sofierdblog
    @sofierdblog Жыл бұрын

    UBI works 👏

  • @PS-vm3we
    @PS-vm3we Жыл бұрын

    I wish he was my president!

  • @chicotime69
    @chicotime697 ай бұрын

    Nay probs Kev I N!!!! Are you willing to pay for them now you're loaded?????????????

  • @xTomski
    @xTomski2 ай бұрын

    As someone with family in the Cayman Islands please don’t invade it’s like my escape from the UK 😂

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison360210 ай бұрын

    Anyone who says "chillax" should be immediately terminated with extreme prejudice before he can reproduce

  • @keithgodfrey2023
    @keithgodfrey20235 ай бұрын

    Shows UK is United in class only brilliant,

  • @YouChwb
    @YouChwb Жыл бұрын

    People on the dole are like two-day millionaires. Millionaires one day, broke the next.

  • @thunderstorm4074

    @thunderstorm4074

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes . It's like that 😎

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Жыл бұрын

    Was he trying to imitate Jacob Rees Morg?

  • @mickeymouse1398
    @mickeymouse13983 ай бұрын

    Clever people who can understand his accent.

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras11 ай бұрын

    Kevin Builds Comedy Bridges

  • @disclaimer.imjokin
    @disclaimer.imjokin Жыл бұрын

    That doll thing would work or if they rose the miminum wage to £15 hour. Watch people spend and spend

  • @michaelgriffiths6463

    @michaelgriffiths6463

    Жыл бұрын

    Watch companies sack millions of staff overnight.

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