"hoose rice" gets me every time

@Matty.Hill_87

2 жыл бұрын

Same man 😭😂

@jaqmatshele4383

2 жыл бұрын

hoose race lol

@NoContextRDH

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant - saw him doing this live and was crying

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Even funnier when he refers to them collectively as the Hoose Rices.

@LondonCelt

Жыл бұрын

Sensational

"Get something in that frying pan you fucking boot" is the best ending. Killed me 😂

"you'd get laughed outta China for that shite" 😭🤣

I love this routine. Watched it several times. Each time I understand a few more words. 😂

@Nettsinthewoods

2 жыл бұрын

I love his early stuff where his accent is stronger. Agree with you, I often revisit. Lol

@sonnyzideup

2 жыл бұрын

Search for subtitled. Its there 🍻

@jacobtheguitarman7584

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@ratemyshins

Жыл бұрын

Clean out your ears then

@Broodjemetbeleg

8 ай бұрын

fuckng hell as a dutch guy I can understand evety word, feelig sorry for you

This is exactly how I remember sleepovers. Thought it was just me being over anxious, apparently not!!

@troubledspirit3328

Жыл бұрын

Same

"No family recovers from a jab to the da!" 😂🤣

I swear this is the most I've ever related to a comedian.

@jhkk1269

Жыл бұрын

its the zip on the cushion that seals it for me haha

@captaindeadpool2655

11 ай бұрын

​@@jhkk1269 Mine is the bedroom clock, the phone home to your dad lol. My Dad always knew though if I didn't want to stay or not so he'd ask me three times if I wanted to stay but my friend and his family are looking at me so I had to try get the tone across 😂 but in the end always stayed because I couldn't come out and say "No, I don't want to stay" 😂.

get something in that frying pan you fu**ing boot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is a legend

I love how the pronunciation of “house rice” gets more Scottish the more Kevin says it

Spot on from Kevin. I remember sleepovers as a kid and the other families smell and food was always weird

Hook the da 🥊 bit gets me everytime 😂

Brilliant! House rice!! No lie, I visited a friend's house when I was a kid. Asked if I wanted to stay for dinner. Said sure. It started off with a big glass of freshly squeezed, room-temp carrot juice, and went downhill from there. I never went back.

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Hoose!

""He's driving a Ferrari!" "Who? Hoose rice?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of his best routines.

It was staying over at my friend’s place when I understood just how dysfunctional and toxic my family was.

He’s driving a Ferrari.. who? Wee hoose rice 😂😂😂

I love the way he speaks to himself in his head as Kev

I've seen this bit so many times but it never gets old 🤣😂

What a legend 😊 . We didn't order rice Kevin 🤣

@omster_

2 жыл бұрын

Course not, you used hooserice

They sent the rice not boiled? Brilliant!

Fucking why am I watching Kevin bridges in a busy work canteen I’m in fucking tears 😭 😂 and I’ve seen this at least 5 times… never gets old

“House rice” 😂😂

I love his delivery. Freaking awesome

His insight is fkn spot on. He is utterly brilliant A unique philosopher Hysterical stuff 🤣😂

Too funny! I felt like I was there.

my childhood, must have had a shoulder camera following me around :)

"You'd get laughed out of China" lol

My family was the Cassidys but my parents didn’t allow sleepovers so none of my friends knew.

OMG! He just described one of my living childhood nightmares growing up. LOL 😮

haha the living room house phone bit, I've been in that situation. It's no wonder I'm a nervous wreck

‘The da is saying grace, for what? It’s a home delivery, just f*cking tip the delivery driver’😂😂😂

My favourite Kevin Bridges bit, lol

One of the top 3 comedians in the last 20 years for me. Daniel Kitson still tops it, Kevin is second for sure!

@Chris-jy3el

Жыл бұрын

So he's one of the top 2 then

haha comedy genius Kevin. as a Chinese who has traveled half the continent, I never seen a broccoli beef or orange chicken dish, but kung-pao chicken is real, I'll give credit for that

@Chris-jy3el

Жыл бұрын

He said Kung Po Lamb 👍🏼

My abs hurt and my pillow has a puddle of slobbers on it.

As a kid I made a deal with my mom that whenever I'd call her to ask for something like that(my mom had no issues with me staying somewhere else, she absolutely did not want to host though) based on how I greeted her she'd say yes or no.

I had the scooby doo sleeping bag 🤣🤣

@niamhmcdermott7512

Жыл бұрын

Did you have house rice with a takeaway and all?

The Cassidys sound like Scottish Ned Flanders and his family

Actual description of my childhood. I was Stu. 😅😢

Hook the Da Kev hook the Da 🤣

Brilliant, happy to say I'm old enough that this all rings true

Probably one of my favourite bits ever ,💜

Always thought this was hilarious and now I’ve learned how to make rice taste CLOSE to takeaway, it’s somehow even funnier!! 😂. Xx

HOOSE RICE MY favourite Kevin story 😋

He's the best.

Honestly, the unironic complaints about his accent just shows to me how many people don't bother talking to people outside of their protective bubbles in which they live.

@wlfrndz8743

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! Understood every word he says, although I am from up north

@AgxntOrange

Жыл бұрын

Or its just north americans with very little exposure to scots genuinely struggling to understand him. Not everything is xenophobia lmao

@ourveneratedoverlorde1551

Жыл бұрын

@@AgxntOrange I never said anything about xenophobia, so it's a strange place to bring up that fact. But I wholeheartedly agree with you on everything that you said!

@jonathancripe5776

Жыл бұрын

I have never heard of anyone in the entirety of my country speak like this. I am usually pretty good at difficult accents as I have had a lot of exposure to many different accents through call centers and customer service work but his was very difficult to understand.

@jonathancripe5776

Жыл бұрын

@@AgxntOrange Guess thats where I fall in. I struggle with thick scottish accents. My family has scottish ancestry but they came over in the 1600s lol

Brilliant, hes the best out there

one of the greatest comedians ever top quality an relatable

Brilliant

Legend has it that Hoose Rice aka Stuart Cassidy haunts the comments section of this video to this very day…

Hoose rice…brilliant 😂

Excellent comedy!

Good to see foreign languages are being properly represented in comedy

@starcraven914

Жыл бұрын

Ejit

@Rinth-xq6cm

Жыл бұрын

walloper

@MrMeon

Жыл бұрын

Fud

@devilvocano420

Жыл бұрын

U havin a go mate? Yes im glad too

@margaretbloomer9001

Жыл бұрын

Try Rab C Nesbitt.

I’ve lived in England for over 10 years and here I am feeling like English is my second language lol.

@maureennewman905

Жыл бұрын

I’ve lived here since 1964 , not my choice (long story ) but this takes me home with love and humour , thanks Kevin , Edinburgh girl x

He’s hilarious isn’t he

Never thought about it before, but I guess there *is* something sinister about serving house-cooked rice with Chinese takeaway

House rice 😂

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Hoose!

I was that Kevin and an English Kevin in a scotish chicks house. My all time favorite will forever be when they sat me down to explain impregnating their daughter and owning a Staffordshire bull terrier are just two things that cannot fly. Obviously 😂😂😂 hes a dog and shes fat. But that baby did pull on that dogs ears for years.

He’s talking about his next door neighbour I know both families and they are superb also his mum is his biggest fan I used to do her hair and the main topic of conversation was about her boy now that is a mother,she was so proud of him, and so am I.

@seanscanlon9067

Жыл бұрын

Do you know if the Hoose Rices seen this routine before?

"I enjoyed childhood, going on a big walk, just showing up at your mate's door, going in for your mate, going in for somebody, just battering their letterbox, unannounced. Alright Mrs Cassidy, is Stu' in? I'm here to eat every crisp in this house. His name's Stuart, Kevin. Where is he? Stu'-per Star! That's when you discovered the love you had for your own family. I see the wee dweebs, like that, actually hate my mum and dad. Fucking get out the house then! A sleepover, that's when you discovered how much you loved your own mum and dad, when you went and spent an evening with another family, that was an eye-opener".

My cheeks hurt x

I can't deal with that 1 fukin ell ha haaaaaa

Kevin reminds me of a Scotland which once was great , before all this bulls*** started 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣

That endin wiz quality

All of You native english speaker who don't understand what he saying.. Come on.. Im Polish and I understand every-fu**ing-thing.. He and kevin hart are my 2 fav comedians..

Eh wee hoos rice

😁🤣

I’ve love to go out on the lash with this bloke

The closed captions are hilarious

I adore the Scottish accent so much

Ho wee hoose ryce

Tip the delivery driver and that’s all

T H I C C C Scottish accent.

I think huus means house

What's with the comments about "foreign languages"? He's speaking in a Scottish accent and not even a particularly strong one either, perfectly understandable, not our fault if people from the USA (I'm assuming) can't understand, and I'd question the hypocrisy of such a comment considering some of the regional accents y'all have in the USA, and to be frank even the less accented versions of Amercan english are not exactly "english " either are they? (I'm half American and I've travelled extensively right across the USA, so I know what I'm talking about.)

@furious69frog

2 жыл бұрын

dude, he's a public entertainer and i got 0 problems to understand Australian, New Zealandish or even Indian accent, but this one sounds like someone choking on its own tong being flattened by a bag of shrooms. Get a fokin speach coach

@dawnrosehethey9908

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, I'm Australian and although I have to listen a bit more than some other accents, he really isn't that bad. people just expect everyone to speak English with an American accent

@capbarker

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's sarcasm. I'm Scottish and i can see the funny side of the comments too. Lighten up a bit 🙃

@Cora.T

2 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@rafezetter8003

2 жыл бұрын

@@capbarker Some of them sure, but the russian guy telling him to "get fokin speach lessons" (his bad spelling) I think isn't sarcasm.

I need to fix these subtitles for those who need them 😭😂

What language is he speaking ??

@irnbruenjoyer123

11 ай бұрын

English ya duffer

He missed a trick, tell them your house got a new phone number and you don't remember it..

9:15~9:18 bit rude😉😄😁

@BogSulphur

Жыл бұрын

what and the rest of it isn't haha

@distantcoff7391

Жыл бұрын

@@BogSulphur no it wasn't and neither was Kevin's comment, it was actually a joke. Besides yourself have you heard of jokes b4?

Which language is this?

@Nettsinthewoods

2 жыл бұрын

Glaswegian, it’s a Scottish regional accent. Quite a strong one too.

thx god for subtitles, otherwise it's just a fancy uk mumble rap

@christophercox9150

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Is that English?? I couldnt understand a thing

@bradleygunn54

2 жыл бұрын

English with a Scottish accent

@Nettsinthewoods

2 жыл бұрын

Glaswegian, he’s from Glasgow in Scotland. It’s a Scottish regional accent. Not English at all.

@MrHulaine

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's still English - an accent isn't a new language..!

@BogSulphur

Жыл бұрын

dont watch it then

@jamieclarke846

Жыл бұрын

How is it "not English"?

I'm sure this guy is hilarious, but for the lifer of me, I can't understand what this guy is saying, and apparently, neither can the closed captions.

Was this even english?? I could understand half of what he said. When he got going, I understand nearly nothing. One of the most difficult and grating accents I have ever heard. Smh.....Also, the cuss words are a turn off.

@saladcrunch

Жыл бұрын

This was infact English. There is no such thing as difficult accents. It's relative. He has got a thick accent but if you can't understand or make out what he's saying it's no one's fault just move on.

@uazuazu

6 ай бұрын

There are some wonderful accents and dialects in Britain: Glaswegian, Geordie, etc etc. Even the Black Country (really ancient English dialect). Just have to get your ear in to understand them. I had a Geordie friend at Uni. First time we spoke I understood nearly nothing. But there's nothing like a Scottish accent to strike terror into the heart of your enemy. The accent and the culture go hand in hand. It wouldn't be so funny without the cultural context provided by the accent.

Brilliant