It's absurd how incredibly like Bill Bailey that egg looks.

@rrr5587

5 жыл бұрын

Or roisin looks like miss piggy

@ME-fi1nj

4 жыл бұрын

thatguy11 ano right I thought that

@kraygarde.7325

4 жыл бұрын

Its absurd how incredibly like egg that Bill Bailey looks

@peterdefrancesco4310

4 жыл бұрын

thatguy11 Top 10 weirdest comments if taken out of context

@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234

4 жыл бұрын

@@kraygarde.7325 It's absurd how incredibly like an egg you are 🤫🤕🤪

Jon always gets the brutal ones

@jackbennett6114

6 жыл бұрын

That cold side of the bed one was so good though

@h4rdi7g3

6 жыл бұрын

On the plus side susie and rachel want him. A fair trade i say.

@Gouthamedara

6 жыл бұрын

Joe h as a brother i suppose

@iuliag.3228

6 жыл бұрын

Susie probably does not care that much about any of them, but it's always seemed fairly obvious to me that Rachel has the hots for Jon... and I don't blame her. Jimmy, on the other hand, I would not touch with a ten foot pole.

@Gouthamedara

6 жыл бұрын

Iulia G. Lol! I highly doubt rachel has hots on jon. I would say it is pity. Also rachel is like one of the most beautiful woman i have seen. Rachel and susan are out their league

Jon's face when that guy said "it's got 3 corners, innit."

@emmam6690

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Khasin that guy is Joey Essex innit

@Harmxn

4 жыл бұрын

3:15

@brentmeistergeneral6074

4 жыл бұрын

He’s right though. 100% correct 👍

@AnikaJarlsdottr

4 жыл бұрын

@@brentmeistergeneral6074 yes, 100% right, he is indeed called Joey Essex ;P

@brentmeistergeneral6074

4 жыл бұрын

RagnarisFellhanded was that for me?

The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.

@zyaicob

2 жыл бұрын

Microcosm of the whole show

@adamhodges8022

2 жыл бұрын

"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" seems real different now

@jotacerezo9963

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamhodges8022 did something happen?

@adamhodges8022

2 жыл бұрын

@@jotacerezo9963 Sean passed away

@drusix1987

2 жыл бұрын

What is snog/marry/kill? What was she talking about?

“I think we’re dead Jimmy.”

@daveo7606

6 жыл бұрын

Read that in his soothing voice. He'd make a great supervillain: " I think you're dead bond." *Strokes a cat with rabies and throws it at Bond*

@SunnyBear

6 жыл бұрын

Best line fo sho

@liquidminds

6 жыл бұрын

felt like it was a Star Trek TOS reference. "He's dead Jim"

@MatthewMcVeagh

6 жыл бұрын

And Jon gets two snogs but no bride!

@Supertasticisaword

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, Jon is very snog-able

god the attacking tokyo joke made me tear up

@rhonayoung4089

6 жыл бұрын

sn0ー I don't get it

@spider5600

6 жыл бұрын

It is alluding to Greg Davies height. Implying that he is so big he could be mistaken for a 'Kaiju' Japanese for 'strange beast' they are often large and destructive beasts such as Mothra or Godzilla

@villyexplorer9482

6 жыл бұрын

Rhona Young Basically they're saying he's Godzilla

@stevietheawesome742

6 жыл бұрын

I see we read this same comics . Feathers is a cool dude

@MrSkinnyWhale

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, lost a lot of good people that day...

"I'm not saying Jon is boring, but after talking to him you are warned not to operate or drive heavy machinery" is my favourite one. Can't wait to use it with the next opportunity.

@marrydruli

6 жыл бұрын

ITubaUTuba Thanks for the reply. However, I should not operate heavy machinery now.

@miloblackmetalhate

6 жыл бұрын

marrydruli no, you're too busy gracing the meadows of heaven... I was trying to imply that you look like an angel but damn this sounds creepy AND sneery at the same time...

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

Milind Yup

@cjas-jk2qy

6 жыл бұрын

marrydruli ohh roasted. Fuck off.

@marrydruli

6 жыл бұрын

cjas 1102 ohh not quite.

Rachel's mouth open on the World Maths Day joke was adorable

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure "adorable" is the word other -perverts- commenters have used to describe it.

@ccruner13

6 жыл бұрын

Lol. That joke finally makes sense. Thought he said something about "Bat's Day" and didn't get it at all.

@elias_xp95

6 жыл бұрын

🍆

@mdntctyvlcn

6 жыл бұрын

Her face quickly deteriorated from joy to shocked to offended. I was crying. XD

@EdwinMaarleveld

6 жыл бұрын

The joke was aimed at here. ;-) She has a math degree.

8:31 that face susie makes after clarifying her pet rock collection is the epitome of pure innocence. almost like she's still in elementary school

@Damoinion

Ай бұрын

Nothing wrong with a girl collecting pet rocks. She just needs to sort them by carats

Hot damn, British comedians really dole out the harshness.

@jackcloud4728

6 жыл бұрын

called british humour haha

@theinternetkilledmusic2054

6 жыл бұрын

You can't crush the spirit of people who have no spirit :)

@smeipalmu5970

6 жыл бұрын

Well British humour sucks ma sir

@theinternetkilledmusic2054

6 жыл бұрын

How does it suck?

@theinternetkilledmusic2054

6 жыл бұрын

I am offendeddedddd!

The nervous look on Rachel's face when Susie talks about the snog marry kill is everything

"In his spare time, Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theater, and attacking the city of Tokyo" is the best one!

That Bill Bailey egg is so spot on 🤣🤣 1:53

@Bellas61

4 жыл бұрын

Bill Boiley egg some might say

"I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" Aw man, RIP Sean

i’m sat on the train and the joke about greg attacking tokyo made me start laughing and now everyone’s looking at me shIT

@dierckeatlas

6 жыл бұрын

Could you explain that joke to me? I don't get it. 😅

@MrAlumni72

6 жыл бұрын

It's ok, as long as the train you're on isn't traveling through Tokyo.

@Pixelynx

6 жыл бұрын

majooismajor -- LOL. Good one.

@greghawkins59

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta be my favourite joke from the show

@nosetalgia5450

6 жыл бұрын

If you want witty, listen to british comedy. If you want to be degraded in the most brutal way possible, enrol at an australian primary school.

The one where Jimmy held up a sign saying 'He's kidnapped my family' had me in stitches.

@inasilkcocoon

5 жыл бұрын

9:36 Nah, it says "He's holding my family hostage."

The writing in Jimmy's intros is bloody brilliant. "Bob used to be a lawyer, but you won't hear him shouting 'objection' and 'overruled' tonight! Because they're both nine-letter words and Bob is crap at Countdown." Love it.

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

No, they're written _with_ Jimmy. Jimmy is a brilliant writer, but he co-writes that stuff with a few other people, people who are listed in the credits. You see their names on stuff like WILTY too, at least back when WILTY had swearing in it.

@JoeBlac

6 жыл бұрын

Joe, what makes you say that?

@dannyritchy8440

6 жыл бұрын

Franky Boyle started out as a writer for jimmy

@tomdoyle2272

6 жыл бұрын

it's true. ask anyone that works on these programs.

@terenceilott582

6 жыл бұрын

The Sprawl Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd cancel last

„I think we are dead Jimmy“ lmao

@danbest2418

6 жыл бұрын

sge1Andy where are you when england come

Jimmy's roasts are the best. "Attacking the city of Tokyo" lol

@horror_punk480

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke

@mattvine4006

5 жыл бұрын

@@horror_punk480 He's implying that Greg is like Godzilla

Rachel Riley lights the video up with just her smile. Then Rob Beckett darkens it again with his. Balance has been restored.

@davecrupel2817

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, Rob brightens up everything with his smile. Then Suzie dims it all down with her talking.

@TheHadesShade

5 жыл бұрын

Considering how white his teeth are, I doubt it would darken it.

@KarstenOkk

5 жыл бұрын

@@davecrupel2817 I think the joke is that his teeth are so big they block out any light

@QixTheDS

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Cannata don’t you dare diss Susie. She’s a gem

@thetaffia.

4 жыл бұрын

considering how white his teeth are I'm suprised she hasn't tried to get him band of twitter race baiting snitch

The jon ones r so harsh 😂😂

@AmandeepSingh-uj2qj

6 жыл бұрын

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir 7. 889

@donacello789

6 жыл бұрын

Just as harsh as your grammar.

@AbsoluteAbsurd

6 жыл бұрын

I know XD

@evanthomas4069

5 жыл бұрын

He deserves it

@joshuatweedy3396

5 жыл бұрын

Abdurrahmanshabir Shabir, please at least say "are"

10:12 Sean's deadpan delivery of that one was easily the highlight of the whole clip.

@supermarc

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not British and I have no clue what they're on about.

@FIONAPoetess

3 жыл бұрын

@@supermarc its a game...who would you snog (kiss), marry or kill?

I love that Jimmy couldn't even keep it together with attacking Tokyo.

I love how smug Jon looks during the snog marry kill part 😂

David Mitchell VS Jimmy Carr *When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.*

@telectronix1368

2 жыл бұрын

David Mitchell completing the most pedantic explanation of 'And this is why you were incorrect to say I'm being pedantic' to happen on tv..... and still gets Jimmy to admit defeat. 🏆

Jon's dimples are so cute. Jon himself is very cute too.

"I think we're dead Jimmy" haha

10:08 ... Jon smirking, he knows its him.

@darkwitnesslxx

3 жыл бұрын

It's been rumor for years that Rachel has a thing for Jon. They both married now, but it persists. I'd ship it.

@darkwitnesslxx

3 жыл бұрын

Check out the regular 8 out of 10 cats from around 2010 to see why.

You gotta commend John for taking it all in stride.

Jon's expression in the segment at 9:50 is priceless. Never quit being one of the good guys, Jon :)

There is no way Susie Dent is 53 years old.

@QixTheDS

5 жыл бұрын

Habanosify she’s such a gem

@RIXRADvidz

5 жыл бұрын

That my darlings is called, Superior Genetics.

@imaxus1128

5 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz rather superior genes

@MrCri95inter

5 жыл бұрын

@@imaxus1128 rather superior cosmetics

@kylenorcliffe8454

5 жыл бұрын

She ruins this program she can’t have a laugh to save her life miserable cow they should replace her with someone else

3:06 Sometimes it's better to say nothing at all...

@knallpistolen

6 жыл бұрын

hehe, he got like 15 IQ points

@joakiwi66

6 жыл бұрын

He isnt wrong

@noelleirina5628

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he was going alone with the joke.

@9nikolai

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was completely alone on that one

@DJogdog

5 жыл бұрын

You know he's joking right?

00:19 Aww I just want to give Jon a hug and tell him everything’s going to be alright

“I think we’re dead, Jimmy”... 😂😂😂

I’ve never seen anyone enjoy being roasted as much as Greg Davies did. 😂

"I think we're dead, Jimmy." I knew it-they're all in purgatory.

9:02 "And attacking the city of Tokyo" Bloody hilarious!

"While sean lets his hair down, Jon lets his family down" 😂😂

1:50 cuteness overload

God Rachel is dropdead gorgeous and incredibly intelligent. Can't decide if I want to be her or be with her

@wipmegrandma8780

3 жыл бұрын

Just say you want to be in her, covers both bases

@elizabethmorris4677

3 жыл бұрын

The snog/marry/kill bit, everybody's facial expressions are absolutely precious. Jon's smug look, Sean's "I might be dead, but I'm not going alone, Jimmy" grin, and Rachel going beet red.

@alfredhadesworth9253

3 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethmorris4677 You stole that exact comment from someone else.

The way “you want to conquer our team?” was delivered = perfect. 7:2

You British - Masters of Humour :-)

@AgostinoMaiello

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, they are. Hands down. 😊

@GMEunpluged

5 жыл бұрын

Nah were just dicks who rip into each other

@neighbourhoodcircus

4 жыл бұрын

Pro noob couldn’t have said it any better myslef

@GMEunpluged

4 жыл бұрын

@@neighbourhoodcircus Haha Cheers👌

@AlexanderMacAoidh

4 жыл бұрын

It’s dead

Feel so sorry for Jon😂 he's actually my favourite😂

"In his spare time Greg enjoys listening to music, going to the theatre and attacking the city of Tokyo" That's my favorite.

I want Jimmy Carr to do my eulogy when I die...

3:04 It's very unsettling the way he says "corner".

@ioanj86

4 жыл бұрын

“Cowhnah”

I don’t know what it is but there’s something hilarious about the way Bill says “that’s not true.”

Omg Jon looked so pleased when they song marry kill results were announced😂

i love that line about Greg attacking the city of tokyo

Jesus, did Jon kick Jimmy's dog or something. Ouch.

I love the way Rachel opens her mouth to what Jimmy said at 1.50.

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

She celebrates maths day

Don't worry Rachel Riley... I celebrate March 6th... it's my birthday but...

@kshitiz.maurya

6 жыл бұрын

Juan Garces i didnt get the joke

@obijuancolombi

6 жыл бұрын

Kshitiz Maurya Jimmy said that World Maths Day is celebrated the sixth of March by no-one. Rachel, who is a mathematician in addition to being on Countdown, had a look of shock. I celebrate the 6th of March but because it's my birthday...

@QixTheDS

5 жыл бұрын

Juan Garces the best jokes are always the ones you have to explain. I did get it

@darklimeking372

5 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday for tomorrow!

@QixTheDS

4 жыл бұрын

Gaiden Shinji That relies on the belief that I was worked up to begin with

"... and attacking the city of Tokyo" epic

@DazKilla

6 жыл бұрын

Edurne Ace I didn’t get that one

@Most0riginalUsername

6 жыл бұрын

CaptainSeargent it's because he's very tall, and in monster films huge creatures often attack big cities. They're implying he'd be like a Welsh Godzilla xD

@DazKilla

6 жыл бұрын

Edurne Ace ahahahahah brilliant

Haha, that exchange between Carr & Mitchell 😂 7:18 - 8:24

@mutalemalama

6 жыл бұрын

Amy Baker You never go toe to toe with David Mitchell

@amy6284

6 жыл бұрын

Tame Naken You won't win with him!

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

But Jimmy was right! Mitchell just bullshitted his way thru a comeback.

@mutalemalama

6 жыл бұрын

The Sprawl I mean he didn’t though did he

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

Tame Naken 'Fraid he did.

Bob looks like an old version on Liam Payne

@beethreefour

6 жыл бұрын

Aizya OH MY GOD HE DOES

@gingerlegend96

6 жыл бұрын

Great shout

@tartan5539

6 жыл бұрын

Wait Bob Mortimer?? he looks nothing like him

@jake2355

6 жыл бұрын

I’ve said this for ages!! Finally someone sees it!!

@jake2355

6 жыл бұрын

Only difference is Bob is older and doesn’t get to ram Cheryl Cole

Jimmy's jokes on Rhod are always harsh on Wales

@monkeydust100

6 жыл бұрын

Calvin Hobbes Rhod has no inside voice

@justenough2326

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's jokes on EVERYONe are always harsh :)

@xspl0it

6 жыл бұрын

half of the stuff rhod does is about wales though, he even does the visit wales adverts

@huggablecharliepie

6 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Wales? After being here 15 years, i understand the harshness

@jay71512

6 жыл бұрын

charlotte parker give up wales is beautiful! Some shitty places but everywhere has them.

2:47 Fresh off that previous joke about Josh and Bill and an Evil Ring, Jon looks remarkably like Frodo here.

Jon gets absolutely savaged in this video! I love the show! I love the people on the show! One of the best panel shows hands down!!!

I don't know how the Sean Locke tough guy meme got started, but I love it. Sean's such a goofball. Misanthropic goofball mind you, but a goofball to be sure. Love him.

Poor Jon. Jimmy is so harsh on him. 😂 😂

Rhod Gilbert looks like a mix of a distant Hemsworth sibling and Hugh Laurie

This is excellent. I love that they had David Mitchell on the show, as I find him hilarious.

Jimmy's laugh is everything.

The Greg one was fucking amazing. :P

@greghawkins59

6 жыл бұрын

Sairi Ss I found it way too funny

That Stephen Hawking one on Rachel was ruthless 😂

After all the Rhod and Wales jokes, I've come to the conclusion that Wales is the Alabama of the UK

@tomk.williams1186

5 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@Alucard-gt1zf

5 жыл бұрын

Bunny Bustard that’s the wrong conclusion but sure The welsh don’t fuck their cousins, that’s a job for the Irish

@chriswyatt9869

5 жыл бұрын

Everywhere that isn’t the south of England (excluding Cornwall) is considered the Alabama of the U.K.

@engasal

4 жыл бұрын

@@chriswyatt9869 Those Cornish types are mental, though. Insane West Country folk

@mikeyt2920

4 жыл бұрын

No Norfolk is the alabama of the UK

Cannot believe that Gary Barlow is releasing a cover of "Taxman" by the Beatles and has asked Jimmy to join him"on the fiddle",

@RobertT1999

6 жыл бұрын

rodrigez gozalo I don't think many people will get that joke so I respect you for making an underrated joke.

Joey was so pleased that he knew how many corners a triangle had. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I love how they all look offended and Jimmy looks so happy with himself

Anyone else who finds Aishling Bea stunning ?

@BethanyRose86

4 жыл бұрын

Oh she is gorgeous !

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone

@lenagreen4031

2 жыл бұрын

Pleasant to look at - wouldn't say stunning - and rather boring.

I nearly pee'd a little at "Jon promises to tell you about his when he loses it".

Before reaching the end with Jack, I spent most of the video assuming the title was alluding to Jimmy losing his virginity at age 26.

@JoeBlac

6 жыл бұрын

26? Ah, that was the year Roger Federer became ITF junior World Champion and started his professional career.

Is there a compilation of Jimmy Carr being told to pay income tax?

@MrFatCock

5 жыл бұрын

Lee Mack did a joke of it, when Jimmy Carr was putting his biography in a shredder

@mikeggg5671

4 жыл бұрын

Yup on 8out of 10 cats. Google that and tax

10:45 a normal persons bed is a king/queen bed for Jon😂

5:50 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS??!!

i think i have a crush on jimmy and it hit me like a ton of bricks

I love these best-ofs!

'I think we're dead Jimmy' I lost it lol

1:50 Rachel was deeply offended by that

@bittersweet20

6 жыл бұрын

Sean Kratovil-Lavelle *Deeply*

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

You people make me sick. :)

@bittersweet20

6 жыл бұрын

The fact that it's 2018 and people still say "you make me sick" makes me sick

@thesprawl2361

6 жыл бұрын

You should be ashamed of yourself making jokes like that. This is a KZread comments' section for god's sake, have some respect.

@bittersweet20

6 жыл бұрын

The Sprawl I'm sorry you lost me at "This is a youtube comment section for god's sake"

Jon is a super sport. All those jokes are brutal, love the ones starting one someone else but ends up shitting on Jon.

my Welsh neighbour will be hearing that hilarious slur on his nation soon enough :D

3:00 This is perhaps the greatest example of “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt”

1:44 Rachel blocks out the O in CoUNTdown 😂👌

Bills answer to not having to throw an evil ring into a vulcano:"It's not true." That's exactly what you would say when you're on a secret mission to throw an evil ring in a vulcano.

@mikehunt4830

4 жыл бұрын

Vulcan

@ViteloElyos

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikehunt4830 missed the o, thanks. Fixed it.

@Ometecuhtli

10 ай бұрын

Why throw it when it's so preeeciooooussssss

9:50 LOL "I think we are dead jimmy"

Jimmy's laughter is the funniest🤣😂

Love the Bill Bailey jokes. Cracks me up every time

1:52 will be photoshopped quite quickly

@PhilipAlexanderHassialis

6 жыл бұрын

Idd 1:51 is a meme waiting to happen :P

@letsgoBrandon204

6 жыл бұрын

She should be more careful with her face XD

@paparoachluver4eva

6 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the exact same thing 😂

@DanielWilliamIronside

6 жыл бұрын

I concur! Popped into the comment section just to find fellow perverts :)

@herlanrulz

6 жыл бұрын

It was on imgur this morning before this video showed up in my youtube list. Makes a good reaction gif.

David Mitchell was the only one not to be outdone by Jimmy

Bill Baileys response to the egg joke is absolute gold, kills me every time

John Richardson is the best 😂😂

@nickdick865

4 жыл бұрын

He name Jon not John

I do feel sorry for Jon, but fair play to David putting Jimmy down haha.

This was brilliant. Whoever put this together is a genius!

The greatest hosts are the ones that can dish it out and take it

The Welsh joke 🤣🤣 Rhod's reaction was so funny

9:09 when he can't keep it together through a joke you know it's funny

I lost my shit at the bit about Greg attacking the city of Toyko.

@thebloocat

5 жыл бұрын

Junior Scoop I didn't get that bit

@padurarulcriticsicinic4846

5 жыл бұрын

@@thebloocat he is implying that Greg is Godzilla.

I love how Jon always looks a little blazed

I think we're dead Jimmy, is fucking perfect quick wit. Love the fact even Jimmy had some time to let that sink in. He was ready to talk back but then Sean's remark became crystal clear.

"BuT cAn YoU dO tHiS??"

@darrenwilson2909

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Carrot someone needs to send that clip to pewds😂