“Yeah, with it being a honeymoon I thought I’d bring her along”

@omaima4519

4 жыл бұрын

Seems like such a david Mitchell thing to say

The “shatter-proof” ruler that shatters immediately will never fail to make me laugh

@Jackson-ub1uv

5 ай бұрын

Except it didn't shatter, it snapped.

“We have a drummer that won’t take a hint”

@Bruce1983

5 жыл бұрын

that was rachels pen on the board

@leahl5007

2 жыл бұрын

When he said that I asked myself why did he say the same thing twice?

Jon is the master of self depreciated humor

@reach2prasanna

5 жыл бұрын

Along with Woody Allen of course, if you consider his early standups and ignore the scandals.

@towelie8608

5 жыл бұрын

@@reach2prasanna what scandals?

@reach2prasanna

5 жыл бұрын

@@towelie8608 Woody Allen is accused of child molestation. Although it has been refuted in the court of law. But his accuser, his ex-partner, keeps going on about it to this day. However, I like all his works though.

@Fitz1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@Adoniis101 Mate if it's been refuted in court it's fair to say there's conjecture...

@ThePostalGril

4 жыл бұрын

@@reach2prasanna his ex-partner, you mean the 14 year old when he met her..

"It's funny because when I put this on I disappeared in my fucking house." Never change Jon

@OutcheaTvOfficial

6 жыл бұрын

he's an absolute #Legend

@lythsian

6 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest come backs I've heard. Genuinely laughed.

@Eikomaniac

6 жыл бұрын

i don't get it :l

@laudenos8483

6 жыл бұрын

I...I don't get it either:c help

@Max-qb2rw

6 жыл бұрын

Jon was saying that as soon as he put his wedding ring on his wife stopped paying attention to him i.e. he 'disappeared' in his own house.

I love that Jon and Josh both auditioned for the Hobbit. 💍

@codyleslie478

2 жыл бұрын

I could totally see them as Frodo and Sam.

Jon and sean Make this worth watching

@AbsoluteAbsurd

6 жыл бұрын

Yea XD

@PointlessShortFilms

5 жыл бұрын

i mean, that is the whole point of them - they are regulars on the show

Rest in Peace Sean. The funniest man on tv. King of total comedy. We miss you

Shatter-proof ruler: *SHATTERS*

@joejitsu034

4 жыл бұрын

It didn’t shatter. It snapped. It was still funny but accuracy is important to me lol. Sorry

@DeyanStrikes

4 жыл бұрын

@@joejitsu034 Except it did, you can literally see a piece of it flying off.

@stew347

4 жыл бұрын

Shan Deyan thats not shattering it’s snapping a piece off...

@leohalford6563

4 жыл бұрын

Bit like the tesla truck

@mumble3535

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeyanStrikes The thing we care about here isn't the fact that it's breaking, it's _how_ it breaks. Shattering and breaking aren't synonymous. When something shatters it breaks into hundreds of sharp little pieces; which is why ruler manufacturers make a point of it being shatterproof, because little children could swallow the shards or try to stab other children as a joke. Think of how glass almost _explodes_ into thousands of razor-sharp little shards, and how the ruler only broke into a few- fairly large and blunt- pieces.

I could watch these all day... Oh wait I do watch these all day

@shortyshawty

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Hackwood yo same lmao

@donnabuttery9316

Жыл бұрын

It's good escapism...I laugh out loud on everyone....😊

Is your wife messy? She's as clean as most people. Grossly insufficient.

@JackDManheim

6 жыл бұрын

It's fine. We'll just get two dishwashers and we'll load one her way and one properly."

@dickreckard5026

5 жыл бұрын

No, she's Ronaldo.

There's Been Another Mordor

@AndersPuschel

6 жыл бұрын

Frankie Boyle did essentially the same joke on MtW years ago, in a Scenes we'd like to see scenario entitled something like Unlikely lines from a fantasy novel: "We shall never hear the word Mordor again. Taggart's been cancelled."

@42isTh3Answ3r

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@darkamora5123

5 жыл бұрын

42isTh3Answ3r I'm an American so I could be wrong (Brits feel free to correct me), but Taggert is a Scottish name. I also know it is a British television show with the title character being a detective by that name. They are having fun with the fact that with the Scots accent murder sounds like Mordor (LOTR reference). The Frankie Boyle joke just makes the connection more explicit.

“I’ve come to make them know that school is cool!”- Jon Richardson

I assumed that when Jon said he would "clean up" in Vegas he was actually going to do some cleaning.

Why does roshine look like the Lorax with a mustashe on

@fredrickkamau9166

5 жыл бұрын

roisin*

@typ2679

5 жыл бұрын

Her name is literally of the card how do u mess that up

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

ty p most people do that on here on youtube, its actually embarrassing.

@liawatson5789

5 жыл бұрын

Obesity.

@blippblopp8111

5 жыл бұрын

@@typ2679 It's literally "on" the card. How did you me.... never mind.

everyone is always complaining that Sean is missing but for me a show without Jon is 10 times worse

@towelie8608

5 жыл бұрын

I concur

@orjeiorjei8755

4 жыл бұрын

True

@itsokay7989

4 жыл бұрын

When Jon is missing we get Alan though, and I love him just as much

@porkbellyism

4 жыл бұрын

dnt like Sean :s Jon's the besttt

@LennyHumes

3 жыл бұрын

Lee mack makes up for it some times and he takes over the show amazingly he got a 9 once when he replaced Jon and delivered wrt comedy as well

Jons scream gets me every time 😂

The whole ham!

@HeavenShallTremble

5 жыл бұрын

that part kills me

5:16 I must've watched that 15 times in a row...

@michaelwalter5752

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

5:17 Jon is a legend!!! :-)

So spelloids are for upping your anagram game......does that mean that adderall is to improve your math?

@ThiefOfNavarre

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's worth a shot or two...

@Natemire

3 жыл бұрын

@Johnt Schmichal you must be English

@Natemire

3 жыл бұрын

@Johnt Schmichal listen. There is a huge percentage of the english speaking world that says "math", not "maths". No one wants to listen to you nit pick and try to correct people when they don't require correcting. Get a hobby, and get off your high horse.

@sladebeefknuckle8615

2 жыл бұрын

@@Natemire Sorry, is it called 'mathematic'? I think not.

@Si-Al-Ti

2 жыл бұрын

Math-amphetamine works best for me!

Brilliant young comedian, clever, quick witted and genuine nice bloke.

3:30 Tarpedo - a slow torpedo

@dismissing

6 жыл бұрын

purgruv you're thinking of Tardpedo.

@purgruv

6 жыл бұрын

BeBeVe nono, I was thinking of you.

@dismissing

6 жыл бұрын

purgruv Were you one of my victims?

@purgruv

6 жыл бұрын

BeBeVe If you comment on here we’re all your victims, bud.

@purgruv

6 жыл бұрын

BeBeVe did you give up trying to be clever? Cos you just went for straight up insults there. And we were having such fun too.

3:02 is such an iconic line

“There has been another Mordor.” 😂😂😂 I’m howling!

I wanna see more of these! Jon is the best on the show everytime! XDXD I had the honour of seeing him live last year, worth every penny!

@lhfirex

5 жыл бұрын

so it was a free show?

@chancerystone4086

2 жыл бұрын

@@lhfirex When's your next show? Thought not.

"I want to see mountains and rivers..." fucking legend.

As someone from Nottingham really appreciated the correction Jon😂😂

13:21 Roisin really does suit that moustache

John is what we call laconic. I really enjoy his style of humor. Theres far too many shouty types today.

@emercycrite

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Russell Jon, not John

@zapkvr

6 жыл бұрын

emercycrite potato potahto

He so cute and tiny and funny! I so love Jon!!

Bananagram😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Thank you for these shows. Gives me hours and hours of awesome entertainment and laughs

7:10 is so adorable (also how I react any time somebody mentions Elton tbh)

Why do I love this show so much...

7:53 can daddy have a biscuit? 😂

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like if I give you a biscuit I endorse this behaviour

I love Dent's sage nodding

I love Jon so much

love the show

this episode was amazing funny!!

R.I.P. Sean Lock!

love Jon Richardson and Sean Lock lol but I lowkey always preferred Jon lmao he's so relatable and took Jimmy's insults like a champ ! Plus I just think his material is better, but Sean was still funny.

@jameschapman1811

6 жыл бұрын

L Boo nah Sean's a fucking demon

@carpii

6 жыл бұрын

they are both very funny in different ways. It doesnt always have to be a competition

@liv1486

6 жыл бұрын

carpii lmao you're actually getting pissed at me for sharing my opinion wow

@liv1486

6 жыл бұрын

James Chapman he's funny af i just find he can be a bit annoying n shouty at times but eh we have our own preferences lol

@carpii

6 жыл бұрын

L Boo ehm no, im not pissed at all. I just posted a reply, relax

Jon fangirling over Elton John is a mood

Roisin looks surprisingly good with that stache

i literally have fallen inlove with him and i only discovered this show yesterday on youtube.

Jon is hilarious.

*RIP Sean Lock.*

Jon makes the show 😂😂

holly saying "shit yeah!" when she finds out jon is going to vegas is basically my internal monologue any time anything good happens in my life

Jon is the best

I wish I had that Man Down lunchbox! 2:26.

Jon is so cute and adorable

Nice Peep show reference at 10:38

@olive8126

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Jefferies ohh that crack is really moreish

Roisin at 13:21 is just brilliant

Yay! Jon loved California - my home state

Absolutely cracking memes

@snuffmeister6720

6 жыл бұрын

whats this now?

Jon is sooo hot!! Idk why he would think otherwise 😍😍😍😍

@caitlinschippers6824

5 жыл бұрын

So someone's a fan 😂

@ashleyscoble9023

4 жыл бұрын

Hes only hot because hes on countdown

@iisuperstarii7310

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyscoble9023 lmao. He's hot because he's funny and attractive. Countdown isn't some sort of famous boyband that strongly appeals to tons of girls and women, so I don't even understand why you'd say that. But you are right in some way. If he wasn't on countdown, OP wouldn't have thought he was hot...because she wouldn't have known him. It's as simple as that.

@daniellenederpel916

4 жыл бұрын

Julia Sal-Rod do you by any chance use mumsnet

@ashleyscoble9023

4 жыл бұрын

@@iisuperstarii7310 in one of the episodes he says that everything good that ever happened to him was after countdown. It was a joke sweetheart, just not a funny one

7:11 Is El- 😂😂

It actually looks like Richard Osman is sitting nearer to the camera than Jon, it is properly weird :)

Pretty funny lads made me ha and he

I'm waiting for someone to bring in a Mariachi band as a mascot

11:45 its kinda funny jon is joking about no woman showing him affection while cariad just so blatantly has a thing for him

@lisse0099

5 жыл бұрын

You are so right. In the rest of that clip she starts to giggle, play with her hair and checks him out with her eyes. I'm no expert at flirting but it couldn't be clearer

His sideburns are uneven 6:50~

The whole ham!!?!? 🤣😂🤣

vroom vroom car

With Roisin wearing a 'stache it looks like an episode of Mythbusters gone terribly wrong.

"Can daddy have a biscuit?" xD

12:59 I'm insulted if Jon thinks we all sound like that😂

Wow. 14 minutes of the best of Jon trumped by Sean's divorce limerick right at the end there!

@bigassboy9343

4 жыл бұрын

no

1:35 it bounced off his forehead XD

Jon the hobbit 😂 The Ring is broken.

3:17 - my goodness

4:34 anyone knows which countdown did Rachel wear this ?

That’s So Jon

5:52 oh my god

I fucking love, Jon Richardson!! Can't get enough of his humor and entertainment!! I pissed myself over the wedding ring joke.. Haha... Because it's true for all men!

I've watched this so many times that I think that half of the views were mine 😁

4:45 😂😂😂😂😂

Jon 😍

1:34 lol my maths teacher did that once

We have a drummer who won't take a hint 🤣

Jon is my soul mate "shes as clean as most people...so shes grossly insufficient."

Was that declan donelley on the drums?

What a title lol

Good wood Ron!!

@LadyLouski

5 жыл бұрын

My fave 😍

Job does a great impression of a Philadelphian doing an impression of a Philadelphian.

Shattered shatterproof ruler

"Creeped out"? more like "turned on" xD

11:16. 😂😂😂

Every time Rachael is on screen I gasp... I can't handle it... Sooo perfect

@DrMcMoist

6 жыл бұрын

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 'Gasping'?

@sera2775

6 жыл бұрын

DrMcMoist usually choke n stroke so yes

@alexwilde1975

6 жыл бұрын

MrJfunk187 - imo, its the lack of fun bags that prevent me from marking her perfect.

@timothy790110

5 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Price whack n' splatt

@thegirlinquestion

5 жыл бұрын

would she be as fit if she wasn't blonde? asking for research purposes

11:12 ... Josh Widdicombe discovers losing all that weight change his life exactly nil.

Break me off a piece or two

Roisin looks like the lorax at the end 😂

... Don't watch in a public library (the advice I am taking from watching this)

I loved death valley!!!

13:22 Roisin looks like a long haired Ron Swanson

936 is the sexiest thing ive ever heard anyone say ever

@13:09 Genuine spit-take right at the end there. Seriously. My monitor is wet enough that I'm actually a bit worried.

4:35 what episode?

Honestly that was fucking amazing