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@penfoot8313

4 жыл бұрын

Go fuck yourself

@TheOriginalDeckBoy

4 жыл бұрын

James Acaster is so god dam funny, I need to take breaks and pause the video, drag my cheeks back down to a resting postition and head to the sink to rinse the tears off my face... Jesus that kid cracks me up....

@TheOriginalDeckBoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@johndoe2277 he's a 'simpleton', there are many.. there's not much we can do I'm afraid.. The Footheads of the world...

@lauramillington3209

3 жыл бұрын

@@penfoot8313 uuu

@penfoot8313

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauramillington3209 who the fuck are you

Joe Lycett is brilliant. His ability to tell a joke in so few words is amazing.

@BarriosGroupie

4 жыл бұрын

He's awful; he's an over confident effeminate girly-man.

@layneisinpayne2473

4 жыл бұрын

@@BarriosGroupie hes a funny man. And it's 2020. Stop forcing all men to be all tough and stuff

@FumbleBee1312

4 жыл бұрын

Barrios Groupie Jesus you’re full of yourself. If he’s girly then let him be girly, who the fuck cares, there’s no actual criticism of his personality in what you said, just pointing attributes out.

@sheev9852

4 жыл бұрын

@@BarriosGroupie I bet that comment makes you very macho doesn't it

@truckerdiablo5819

4 жыл бұрын

Those who protest too much have something to hide.

“But for now it’s just the clippings in the tin.” It’s the creepy look that makes this

@rorycox7830

4 жыл бұрын

i think he stole the idea from black mirror

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

@Roderick storey so he paid £32k for a go on a bouncy castle and toenail clippings of kate middleton...

@jamesmacdonald1116

4 жыл бұрын

gives me a Mitchell and Webb look vibe, could even of been a sketch XD

@afischer8327

3 жыл бұрын

@@rorycox7830 I dig you. It's a very black mirror idea. But then again, just look up gallows humour. That's the black hour before they hang and bury you. And then, I dig you.

@weebjeez

3 жыл бұрын

When I heard him say he was gonna "make another one" the first thing I thought of was "what, another toenail?" and I realized I'd been watching too much of Lee Mack poking holes in his stories on WILTY

Joe’s story about the parking fine made me crease man 🤣🤣🤣 ‘hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips 😂😂

@jowhy7243

4 жыл бұрын

*HOPEFULLY* YOU WON’T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE FORTHCOMING

@Magere-Kwark

3 жыл бұрын

@James M I'll let you in on a little secret. Every comedian's special, show, tour etc. consists of made up, constructed and exaggerated stories and situations. It's not the story, but the way they tell the story what makes it funny.

@Magere-Kwark

3 жыл бұрын

@James M They're not flashcards, they're props.

@death2boredom338

3 жыл бұрын

@Your Worst Nightmare It's a show that asks the guests to bring in props so if you're going to pick at him you should look for a softer spot.

@1wibble230

3 жыл бұрын

@James M Christ, you must be fun at parties......

James Acaster is such an underated Comedian, his stories I've seen on here, on WILTY and other places are hilarious.

@seanclements6206

4 жыл бұрын

Him on taskmaster is amazing

@CaiMorgan420

4 жыл бұрын

Buy his book!

@Kirsten_is_cursed10

4 жыл бұрын

I think about his cabbage story at least once a week...

@peterbondy

4 жыл бұрын

cai morgan the audiobook version is read by him and it’s so, so funny! Hilarious listening.

@mikewilder

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, buy his audio book. It was hilarious.

'It's a handkerchief for mopping his brow when he's had a tough day being a nobhead.' 🤣😭💀

@thomasphillips885

6 ай бұрын

Knob'ead

There’s 0 regret in Bob’s voice about best Man’s speech . He still seems very proud of that. And we loved that 😂

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

I would strongly argue he _should_ be ashamed if the family walked out...that kind of joke should only be told if you're sure everyone will be okay with it

@HeatherHotcakes

3 жыл бұрын

No. He’s an asshole.

@connor_phillipz5689

3 жыл бұрын

@@PointsofData If the family was that upset about the joke, That marriage probably wasn't gonna last anyway.

@jje154

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure we watched the same video, because to me it sounded like he deeply regretted telling that joke. He doesn't seem proud at all lol. Which makes sense. It sounds like it was really embarrassing!

@Samld1200

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a funny joke. Those people should grow up

Joe Lycett's story about parking in a taxi rank is and will always be hilarious!!

@berryberrykixx

3 жыл бұрын

@James M It's still hilarious. You must be a fucking professional comedian at parties.

@beetles97

3 жыл бұрын

@James M If you know of his show (which I assume you don't), you would know that this story is entirely plausible, and not even that crazy. Also, he does stand-ups.

@beetles97

3 жыл бұрын

@James M Are you familiar with the format of this show?? Because with the segments you complained about Joe Lycett is the in the Dictionary corner whose role is basically two give VERY short SKITS to serve as intermission for the game rounds. (Also, I was fairly confident with my assumption because there's no way you'd think it's fake if you knew about his show)

@andyjones1927

3 жыл бұрын

@James M Because everyone else in dictionary corner does stand up

@beetles97

3 жыл бұрын

@James M So why do you speak as if you actually know anything about a compilation of an actual show with an actual premise and format. I also do not have a TV, and I also stream. I, however, do not speak out of my ass, and then get mad when he gets called out for it.

Jack look genuinely pissed off when James threw the horse away

'Hopefully' doth butter no parsnips. Classic

@badjemima

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen from Victoria Wood's take on Brief Encounter

"she'll just be my creature..." is the best David Mitchell quote!

@neilgerace355

2 жыл бұрын

I think David is much better off with Victoria, tbh. He should save her toenail clippings.

@guywhocantgrowabeard

2 жыл бұрын

I have an image in my head of victoria playing this clip to David and just going "and what about THIS"? 😂

that storie from david with the toenails ... its so creepy, love it

@seanclements6206

4 жыл бұрын

For now it's just the clippings in the tin

@wilfbrown8643

4 жыл бұрын

If he follows through with the cloning and it's not her it's going to make the story better

@DLSacks

2 жыл бұрын

David's is just for effect. Jon's story about his roommate clipping them into mugs around the apartment is the true horror story.

Katherine Ryan laughing so hard through her story kills me 😂 I love how she finishes telling it

"hopefully" doth butter no parsnips

@davesprivatelounge

3 жыл бұрын

when you 'assume', you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'

@redswasted8624

3 жыл бұрын

Addy 0302 “James Cordon” doth tickle no funny bones

"Do you not do baroque fonts, Paul?" Brilliant

James doing his impression of Willoughby should become a meme

here in under a minute ... just wanted to let you know james acaster is a king and his face in the thumbnail makes my day ❣️

@CaiMorgan420

4 жыл бұрын

Ya should get his book! Perfect sound whatever. If your into music deffo pick it up

@rossevans3488

4 жыл бұрын

Good to see his sister/girlfriend still being so supportive

James Corden showing off the talent that landed him his role in Cats.

@YaraShammas

2 жыл бұрын

When I tell you I screamed...

@sunflower9481

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@nomdeplume2213

2 жыл бұрын

Right... i hate that man lol hes awful

@billbaggins1688

2 жыл бұрын

He smashed it, what an asshat.

@Simon_PieMan

11 ай бұрын

I’ve thought that for years, but inexplicably most folk think he’s great.

Oh Jesus that James corden bit was so awkward 😬

It's so sweet to see Sean enjoying many of these stories.

Joe Lycett's dry wit is pristine. Both the parking fine and engraved messages stories made me lose it 🤣

The look on everyones face when James smashed the horse was priceless, literally nobody on that panel thought it was funny you can tell they were all cringing inside, especially Jack

Bob Mortimer's best man quip always makes me LOL. Love him.

Jon calling himself 'daddy'😩😂

It's lovely to see them together....The brides leg's that is .....i'm in tear's

I had to pause the video just after cordon smashes that horse. 1. Thought that horse was pretty cute 2. I think that was someone’s actual ornament he borrowed and 3.the awkward tension was SO thick in the air oh my goodness

@pathe8519

2 жыл бұрын

it just got worse and worse as he started with the 'i don't care'

@echognomecal6742

Ай бұрын

He's a jackass. The poor person who HELPED him! Even if it wasn't dear to them, that was horrid to do.

@face_in_the_crowd

2 күн бұрын

He's a moron. Always has been

I genuinely feel sorry for Katherine. Glad she was able to spin her story into a humorous anecdote, but damn.

Joe Lycett and James Acaster utterly slay me.

You missed the best story.. James Acaster and his band mate.

@clobbybeeb0

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Willis “I was in a band called pin drop”

@Jarvony

4 жыл бұрын

thats not on countdown tho

@Armentitron

4 жыл бұрын

Different show man

@gtaylor331

4 жыл бұрын

As has already been pointed out, it was a different show - It was 8 out of 10 Cats, not 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

@rvmm2

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't really find that story that funny, it was funny but not compared to others he has xD

"Smashing a shire horse is nine years' bad luck." That explains the Late Late Show.

Are you now referring yourself as daddy haha and love how he delivers that impression of Jon

5:15 That's the cutest thing I've ever seen

@CVlad92

4 жыл бұрын

Dont aww him, he's a prick

@piyushlahekar4215

4 жыл бұрын

@@CVlad92 who cares about Willoughby, he's a knob head.

@jowhy7243

3 жыл бұрын

she’s got a jacket for him, *that* comes out, it’s ridiculous!

11:11 jack looks disgusted he's jus smashed the horse. Think James was a bit embarrassed

Joe's engraving story got me. Genius.

When James smashed the horse I died inside.

I love British comedy, all the panel guests are so unique in their comedy styles/personalities, and I love them all!

Joe lycett is the most loveable Karen 😂

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

He is

Jack Dee seemed genuinely unimpressed with the smashing of the shire horse

@Rojob

2 жыл бұрын

Jack deez nuts gottem

@jwvandegronden

Жыл бұрын

He's a professional cynic... He would betray his craft if he were impressed by it

That taxi rank story was definitely the best 😂😂😂

Katherine Ryan being unable to tell her story due to her having a fit of the giggles is actually funnier than the story.

@jmp_fr

2 жыл бұрын

your profile picture is one of my favourite pictures of Matt Bellamy

“James Corden” doth tickle no funny bones

@Rvlyra67

3 жыл бұрын

He’s v annoying. No wonder he had to pop over to America to save his career.

@OP-1000

3 жыл бұрын

When you are not funny, you smash things, insult someone from the audience, or say *fuck* a few times. That always gets a laugh.

@scornandscrambleproductions

2 жыл бұрын

he is very unfunny

@jimlunn

2 жыл бұрын

He's the antithesis of joy and laughter

@sunflower9481

2 жыл бұрын

What an a**hole, smashing something that isn't his? I don't know what to think - was it actually someone's (possibly meaningful) possession, or was he being an ass about bringing a mascot so the producers got him something stupid, so now he's throwing a tantrum?

I love joe lycett's "stories" idk if theyre real or not and I don't care, they're great

It's quite fitting that James Corden's story here amounts to 'I couldn't be bothered to think of anything funny so here's some random shit I'm gonna throw on the floor for no reason.' Pretty good representation of his sense of 'humour'.

James Corden rubs me the wrong way here. What series was this?

@irisrawsthorne8851

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was Series 1 or 2.

@VanillaLibrarian

4 жыл бұрын

Series 3, Episode 5. I hope that was his horse after all, or production knew he was going to smash it, because I imagine it did belong to someone... I think several people on the panel thought that was dreadful, haha.

@sabrina.h2737

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@juwankane5150

4 жыл бұрын

The Pendulum Of course it was his horse, it was all just set up for the joke of smashing it. It wasn’t comedy gold but it was quite funny.

@clemv8926

4 жыл бұрын

I think the production knew he was going to smash it, and agreed to it. Or I hope so. We can at least give him the benefit of the doubt.

Rob with the sideways burn on Jon, brilliant.

13:03 😂😂😂 He's a comedy gem is Joe Lycett

Omg the parking fine story is my all time fave its bloody brilliant

I'm very skeptical of Joe's claim that he was parked on the moon. The extreme ranges in temperature would have damaged his paint and tires. I saw no evidence of that.

@christopherlee-hudson3283

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Hugo Boss?

@decodolly1535

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherlee-hudson3283 Not any more, he changed his name back again.

@christopherlee-hudson3283

3 жыл бұрын

@@decodolly1535 I know I was joking, I saw his tweet on Twitter.

Oh my god I've never heard David Mitchell be so creepy

That sheep one gets me everytime 😂

Both David and Victoria play both the Crazy girl/Incel Stalker role very well.

I love James Acaster's comedy, but it's genuinely hard to see him being so mean to a teddy bear. And its plush little jacket!! So cute!

It's 8am. Chill your beans.

DoOOogg!

Watching everyones faces when James corden was on, reminds me of when Sharon Osborne was on would I lie to you.

that engraving story is gold even if its fake

It was all going so well. Then on comes Corden. Click.......

Well, now we know why James Cordon's luck ran out in life 😁 11:20

Never seen Katherine Ryan lose it like that 😆

Omg the engraving story 😂😂😂 I feel like absolute shit at the moment and yet that still cracked me up

omg jon being a clean freak i love him

That's it James just smash things up without a thought of wasting material ! What a message to send out !!

@ChiccaJinju

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up. James is a shit and not funny but is just a prop who fucking care😂

I like that paul fella, he seems like a good dude

*when you assume you make an 'ass' out of "U" and 'me'*

@itamixsama

4 жыл бұрын

@@RainbowSunshineRain it's from how assume is spelt: 'ass' + 'u' + 'me' :D

Poor Willoughby 😂

10:00 I did that once but I sealed it in a plastic bag and the cup did not break which really confused me to be honest lol.

Daddy Jon can tell me a story anytime.

I can't unhear the *HA-ha-Ha-ha--HAAAAAH~*

Honestly David’s toe nail clippings idea is actually brilliant. Cause that might actually be a n issue in the near future

You can see just how uncomfortable James Corden becomes when he is actually required to be funny and not just read off of a script. Painful.

@CTRIsTheBest

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@sirdoughnuts462

4 жыл бұрын

I think he was pretty funny later on in the show

@cassandrathomas6015

4 жыл бұрын

He's not a stand up though? The work he's known for are the shows and sketches he wrote, and as an actor. I don't like him either but he's surrounded by stand up comedians who do this for a living.

@wnaish7541

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie Nelson someone’s jealous of all the P he has. Grow up pal

@yeah2853

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr he's sooo unfunny

I was genuinely pissed off when Corden smashed the horse ornament. Fakkin Bellend.

Anyone else genuinely annoyed at James for breaking a statue that wasn't his in the first place?

@PoppyCorn144

3 жыл бұрын

I was incensed - it’s not his and he just chucked it over his shoulder. I’m not a Corden hater (he seems to inspire some rabid hate but I’m 🤷‍♀️) yet that made me so mad.

@kielanwade5096

3 жыл бұрын

@@PoppyCorn144 for reaaaaal! I didn't know if I was just being too touchy but it just came off so rude for no reason at all? I heard he's a bit of a narcissist so I wouldn't be surprised if he just doesn't value other people's property

@musefan12345

3 жыл бұрын

Cordon talks so much shite, I wouldn’t believe for a second that it belonged to his great great great grandfather.

@davidhoward2487

2 жыл бұрын

@@kielanwade5096 His "best" friends are Harry & MM

@YvonneWilson312

2 жыл бұрын

He knew he was way out of his depth in that room and was trying to be "edgy", the dickhead.

That was a beautiful horse statue

13:32 wow these spot the difference games are getting hard, is it Sean Lock or is it Walter White?

@alexsoto9285

2 жыл бұрын

Quite sad how life can imitate art after now knowing he probably looked that way due to the cancer. It’s highly coincidental & slightly ironic

@morgansearle3912

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel like maybe you regret that one a bit

Omg I love Jimmy's laugh😂😂

thankyou channel 4

James Corden is no loss to the UK

10:12 - 11: 34, SKIP IT or you'll get Corden Shit all over your screen and keyboard

@stonebeachuk6681

4 жыл бұрын

You're a good person.

@nairocamilo

4 жыл бұрын

Messed up the formula for the ending, but thank you anyway Ain't gambling my computer infested with cordenian germs

It's not Joe Lycett! He changed his name to Hugo Boss!!!

@toymage4144

3 жыл бұрын

@Dusty 99 When I sent that message it was

I got my grandpas engraved multi tool that was his northwestern utilities Ltd safety award for my las bday

Acaster is so damn funny it breaks me

Rachel is an absolute fox

@jonathanmartin4125

4 жыл бұрын

Dan B she is so so attractive

@JT-xj1pg

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanmartin4125 was

@glenmcl

2 жыл бұрын

Google her pic with no makeup.....yikes

The worst one was James Corden and he’s the one with the mega money talk show career in LA. Life is unfair sometimes...

@janhenson9616

2 жыл бұрын

Life’s not all about money, any one of these comedians could go work in India or Somalia and make millions, but you lose huge amounts of freedom when you leave Europe. USA is 53rd in freedom, so would you prefer £20m in the best possible place on earth to live in human history (Western Europe), or $70m to live in a worse area? Bare in mind, pound is worth a lot more than dollar so £20m is about $50m, and at that point 50 or 500m isn’t making much of a difference

@CloudsGirl7

2 жыл бұрын

It says more about America's lower standards, frankly...

@seaunatchison

2 жыл бұрын

@@CloudsGirl7 Damn right 'Merica

2:04 She...that's a laugh!

James Corden is not only not funny, he seems to be a humour vacuum. He actually sucks the comedy out of people who are otherwise hilarious.

@kirstyrochedowdall9133

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention a few people have said he's actually a huge jerk and just pretends to be all nice (Joe Lycett has said it a few times for instance) and honestly watching that clip I really don't find it hard to believe cos he's not gonna be the one to clean that up is he?

@ElvisLivesUpstairs

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall is the same. He's worse actually. That show he did with his dad was painful to watch

@ElvisLivesUpstairs

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirstyrochedowdall9133 I read a/few times he treats people like shit. He's like that Ellen Degeneras. Their nice guy personas are all an act. Some famous guy called out Ellen on Twitter and there was 100s of people sharing their stories about what a bitch she is. I can't stand those fake bastards

@jatari7871

3 жыл бұрын

Hes a complete tool. Smashing the horse ornament gave me another reason to hate him. Mack and Whitehall can fork off too.

@jaystyles7305

3 жыл бұрын

@@jatari7871 Why don't like Lee Mack or Jack Whitehall?

Joe Lycett brilliant

13:44 my girlfriend gave me that chain with a different message...

james cordon is the epitome of art is dead by bo burnham

I love Bob Mortimer

I was hoping that Susie Dent would give a different meaning for the phrase yule-hole.

Joe Lycett hilarious

0:55 I feel like someone could do an edit with this clip and the “it was at this moment that he knew… he fucked up”

Oh is that Hugo Boss ?

@carrotcakecat

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

James Acaster (had to edit since Corden's on here appparently) & Jack Whitehall in one video compilation! ❤

james cordon is so full of himself, i mean at least he looks full

Joe lycett the type of person to be a hacker and David Mitchell haha he's the boss

And James Cordon's career never recovered.

Which episode is the brokeback mountain reference from?

Suzie Dent is like a dominant lioness

3:10 lucky, lucky man.