"Shoplifter award. I didn't win it." Best slow joke in the world. XD

@nnd5768

3 жыл бұрын

genuis

@Inspectorgadget111

2 жыл бұрын

You got that joke in micro seconds S ..... said my probation officer !

@owenbailey9237

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sat on my own and I actually clapped :)

@jamiemccorvey

2 жыл бұрын

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard

@stephencronin1080

2 жыл бұрын

Was so delighted with the reaction too

Going on a Sean Lock binge. I don't know how many times I've watched these clips, and he still makes me cry with laughter. RIP, we'll miss you.

@robertodonnell8693

2 жыл бұрын

if you can find it, watch 15 storeys high. More quotable than the office i swear

@alexandramcleod6245

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertodonnell8693 I might have to give that a watch too :)

@brucelownhole

2 жыл бұрын

"He's helped me out financially in the past, albeit without him knowing it but still...." I've used this line a few times.

@mancsy3262

2 жыл бұрын

I watch 8 out of 10 cats. Mock the week. Qi. All the panel shows daily. And since Sean died I've watched it hourly!! Trying to find ones I've never seen. I've doubled up and still watch over and over. Timelessly funny. Fixes a bad day

@mcctravel

2 жыл бұрын

@@mancsy3262 me2 me2

Sean blowing that horn and completely ruining the show with the wicked glee of a child blowing out someone else's birthday candles is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

@JudgeNation

2 жыл бұрын

Creative :D Loved it

@bullittthewonderdog

2 жыл бұрын

It's nice when you find something you're good at.

@guanoman4634

2 жыл бұрын

What is that horn even called?

@hazelanderson1479

2 жыл бұрын

@@guanoman4634 It could be an alpenhorn. Not too sure of that!

@guanoman4634

2 жыл бұрын

@@hazelanderson1479 I think it is lol, good lookin out bro

I love how Romesh is a dead-pan comic, but pisses himself at Sean’s jokes

@patrickbyrne5070

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I also like that Riley laughs harder at his darker humour than anyone and kinda has ‘the gaze’ sometimes. She’s had a thought 😏

@timehunter9467

4 жыл бұрын

Sean even manages to make Joe Wilkinson break character too! He’s just that good!

@lucasoheyze4597

2 жыл бұрын

Probably thinking about dropping white phosphorus on Palestinian children 🤷

@Mark-nm7fq

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasoheyze4597 you what lol

@lonewretch

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasoheyze4597 Can you not be a dick on at least this video? Go back to your usual crap.

"Do you want a wet wipe Johnny?" "Oh yeah just the one" I was in tears

@cho317

5 жыл бұрын

ZeroSpace I used that comment when caught on the beach in a storm on a family holiday. Totally drenched and mother in law offered me a tissue.....

@jim191185

5 жыл бұрын

Sober Vegas is sharper and wittier. His drunk comedy was crap.

@justintetford711

5 жыл бұрын

My fav countdown line of all time

@davecrupel2817

5 жыл бұрын

"I'll hose you down as normal!!"

@ShivamKamaansing

5 жыл бұрын

Same. Gets me everytime

I love the relationship between Roisin and Sean

@davidmurphy9974

6 жыл бұрын

Drinkin' buddies

@cho317

5 жыл бұрын

Sid X totally agree. They seem like theyve known each other for years

@no_peace

4 жыл бұрын

The final damning indictment of that shirt

@thatonepseudotwin7775

4 жыл бұрын

Rosean

@nikosthanopoulossarlis2919

3 жыл бұрын

Sean has the best chemistry with guests. Jupps , Johhny , Joe , Roisin , Sarah , BIll , Daivies.

RIP Sean Lock, you made me laugh a lot over the years. Hope you won't be forgotten.

@Watchback

2 жыл бұрын

He will never be forgotten a true comic legend

@JamesBichard8

2 жыл бұрын

been watching through all these again, he left us a lot of laughs to remember him by

@OggyGTA

2 жыл бұрын

Incredible comedian. RIP Sean.

@stevemarshall3481

2 жыл бұрын

Such a great guy, I was shocked when I heard as i didn't know he was ill, absolutely gutted 😢, taken way too soon, RIP Sean, you will truly be missed.

@jacobsmith2111

2 жыл бұрын

The UK's finest

Getting drunk and ruining Wimbledon actually sounds like an incredibly brilliant thing to do while invisible.

@ZesPak

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call it "ruining Wimbledon" either, you're going to make it at least 1000% more interesting.

@MythicSuns

3 жыл бұрын

I'd probably just fart in a room that only has 1 other person in it and watch as they look around with an odd look of confusion, fear, and disgust on their fact.

@kelzuya

2 жыл бұрын

He had another idea once about getting rid of the grunting at wimbledon buy putting a blind guy who shoots pigs in the front row with a shotgun

At 7:24 you can hear someone charging their laughter hyperdrive

@egg6649

4 жыл бұрын

blip boop 😂😂

@BarneyKB

4 жыл бұрын

This might just be the best comment I've seen on youtube ever

@mrmusic1931

3 жыл бұрын

Got me so good! LOL!

@scottwallace5239

3 жыл бұрын

I reckon if you clipped that sound and put it on repeat it would sound like the red alert siren on the original star trek

@leahl5007

2 жыл бұрын

Good ear! 😆

"Please Papa, I will practice the piano better next time" XD

@KT926

6 жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda trying to devour a huge chocolate cake XD

@JackVermicelli

6 жыл бұрын

I can't stand his voice. I hate his voice so much that it's spreading to the sight of him.

@Kyle_Hubbard

6 жыл бұрын

A.J. Steinman, Good for you.

@sarahkinsey5434

6 жыл бұрын

KT926 he reminds me of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

XD

"IS IT BATTERY?!" "Roisin occasionally misses out important bits of grammar..."

@sonoflethal

4 жыл бұрын

You're right, that's what he said

@jmethedragon

4 жыл бұрын

I also watched the video

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

Occasionally?? Hahaha. She is a fucking estate and isn’t even funny

@Tkieron

3 жыл бұрын

"It is Bat'ery." Listen to it again. She never once said 'A' during that moment. IS. IT BAT-ERY is what she said.

@neithere

3 жыл бұрын

"is i' ba'rey?"

"Cheaper than going to Switzerland" has to be one of the darkest jokes on this show. R.I.P great man

@MJAY-N7129

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was a blow and even I felt that 😂😂

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

2 жыл бұрын

My kind of humour.

@sophiecartman

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing just as he said it 😆

@MJAY-N7129

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiecartman Hahaha

@MK_2023.

2 жыл бұрын

I legit gasped and then laughed so loud at that joke.

Doesn't happen very often, but that moment when Johnny Vegas said "just the one" about the wet wipes, I ACTUALLY spat my beer out of my nose!! Makes ya eyes water, I can tell ya!

@cho317

5 жыл бұрын

akc5150 been there. Funny a fk isnt it

@timehunter9467

3 жыл бұрын

That shit hurts, did it with Guinness! Was pretty much foam 😂

I'm addicted to these compilation videos. Anyone else?

@TylerTheObserver

5 жыл бұрын

Tell me about it lol

@liamhack7034

5 жыл бұрын

It's the only way I get through work

@livelongandprosper70

5 жыл бұрын

heroine

@swanningabout

5 жыл бұрын

No. Stop fishing for likes

@samstocks3597

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Psycho Sexy Me

"Shoplifter of the year... I didn't win it" That's one piece of first class comedy there.

Just an added nerd moment, idk if it was intentional, but when Sean said he wanted a goose's foot from the knee down, the spot he first pointed at in medical terms is called the pes ansurinus which translates to goose's foot

@missmcphee8859

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know that! Thanks

@user-kb7do4wn8q

4 жыл бұрын

I too can make stuff up

@VideoNozoki

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-kb7do4wn8q : It is true & correct. (where 3 tendons join by the knee)

@jamessuchowlanski5832

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that's actually amazing... I wonder if he knows this

@karimqk1895

4 жыл бұрын

dude.

Sean lock is a national treasure he's absolute gold

@Han_xiety

6 жыл бұрын

abdou elmaystro was that pun intended?

@thatguy3421

6 жыл бұрын

Will Nicolas Cage try to find his tomb in about a few hundred years later?

@ivorydeluxe1672

2 жыл бұрын

He sure was, he'll be missed by many.

@xanderreade

2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace

@SteakBaked99

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatguy3421 this didn’t age well lmao

There should be at least a 30 minute show where Jimmy just asks Sean random questions

@maisielynch2626

5 жыл бұрын

That's just 8 out of 10 cats.

@RealBradMiller

Жыл бұрын

Does a spider have a soul?

@shabath

Жыл бұрын

There should be a show where they don't let Jimmy on at all.

@jasons2023

6 ай бұрын

​@@shabathIt's called Countdown.

this is for shopplifter of the year... i didnt win it XD

@jhkk1269

4 жыл бұрын

@DeiLux77 he said the pick pocket award for best shoplifter of the year. like a bafta for best director

"I want to hear sirens, not wind chimes." A truly great joke. RIP, Sean. You were one of the greats. I thank you for making me laugh.

‘Father, why must we clean everything up before mother comes home.’ 😂

@SpiralOfWhite

6 жыл бұрын

T K Vegas is so low class High wit

@supersquare

5 жыл бұрын

"I will hose you down as normal!"

"If I'm in an accident i wanna hear sirens, not wind-chimes"

@violetlinnell7049

6 жыл бұрын

Oisin McPhillips I

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@swanningabout

5 жыл бұрын

Well done for quoting a video you just watched

@fex144

5 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout sarcasm the hammer of the feckless.

@str8balla0

5 жыл бұрын

fex144 I’m confused, what do you mean?

"Whats the one thing you would change about yourself?" "Well obviously the front." I lost it when he said that.

the fact bill bailey and Sean used to go on holidays together fills me with joy. makes the fly interaction so much better, bill is not surpised at all.

I love how Henning Wehn can't hold himself together during Sean's hornplay.

@jlust6660

5 жыл бұрын

I was like him literally crying with laughter

@annmitchell4663

2 жыл бұрын

Horseplay.

"I will hose you down as normal". Fucken dead

RIP Sean. I’m from the USA. Sean Lock was a comedic genius. I’m gutted and will miss you making me cry with laughter. You did well in life Sean. Love you.

@HaZZb97

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad someone from America recognizes Seans talent. I think his humour is very english but he has universal apeal as well.

@wiggi0620

2 жыл бұрын

Louisiana here, I was a huge fan of him on these panel shows as well so when I heard he’d passed I was heartbroken. He’s probably my favorite English comedian, and I was genuinely hoping one day he’d show up in a season of Taskmaster. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

@bammrz4099

2 жыл бұрын

People call him a national treasure. I disagree, he was an international treasure! RIP Sean from Canada!

@tempota7792

11 ай бұрын

Hear here, from California. Him force feeding his boy that giant cannoli was the best thing I've ever seen on TV.

@alexlyster3459

11 ай бұрын

​@@wiggi0620Oh, Sean on Taskmaster would have been a true sight to behold. And absolute chaos!

I feel like Johnny Vegas is extremely underrated. He comes up with some hilarious lines.

"Obviously the front" =D

@Jason-cq4og

6 жыл бұрын

"Oh no, Sean's not hiding there..there's a goose there!" died there xD

@GunnerTaz

5 жыл бұрын

I loved the other Sean's reaction to that it was so good

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jason-cq4og no you didn't

@greepism

4 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Unicorn you must be fun at parties

10:00 - That was bloody beautifully delivered. 😂

@isaacdmanful

6 жыл бұрын

Love a little Jon cameo

@jackbanks

6 жыл бұрын

I love how everyone paused then clicked afterwards

@justenough2326

6 жыл бұрын

Even Romesh laughed!

@abenhur100

6 жыл бұрын

Totally! I was about to write it myself :)

@danielbeaumont3744

6 жыл бұрын

nice slow burn on that one xD

The timing and delivery on the Shoplifter joke is absolute genius! Hilarious and yet terribly sad that he's gone. RIP

He was an absolute delight. I also loved Sean’s interactions with Roisin and Joe - he seemed to genuinely like and enjoy them.

@buggyboogle9

2 жыл бұрын

@Hogeyz Yes, he had a great relationship with Miles, how could I forget. There was some real affection there

"It's nice when you find something you're good at" 😂😂😂

@swanningabout

5 жыл бұрын

Well done for quoting a video you just watched

@CB-xr1eg

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout Oh look, it's Strawberry the sarcastic coward again!

Sean Lock is easily the best thing about this show

@aTomFX1

5 жыл бұрын

Joe and Vegas also

@jim191185

5 жыл бұрын

Best male thing.

@DougieJR

2 жыл бұрын

This 'is' is really hard to turn into a 'was'. :(

"I got a seven" "No diabetes he got" Never laughed as hard before

@Kai-qe7jd

2 жыл бұрын

@@edithcoberman damn bro chill lmao

RIP Sean. Sad news, don't know how many times I've seen his clips and laughed out loud even if I already know most of the dialogue. He will be missed

Sean with that horn is like a surreal version of Gimli at Helm’s Deep.

@Sammie1053

6 жыл бұрын

"You have my sword" "And my bow" "And my battering spade"

@Kyle_Hubbard

6 жыл бұрын

*AND MY AXE*

@davidlean1060

6 жыл бұрын

...or the worst Miles Davis trumpet solo you ever heard!

@SirLyonhart

6 жыл бұрын

I've been watching "bad neighbors" videos, and that horn gave me an idea! lol

@CloudsGirl7

5 жыл бұрын

"Forth, Eorlingas!"

"Cheaper than going to Switzerland"

@Harry-tj6bl

6 жыл бұрын

Such a funny thing to say, especially because quite a lot of people especially younger people won't understand it

@nasstan1206

6 жыл бұрын

Harry Jones explain plz

@smallscreenninja5894

6 жыл бұрын

Nas Stan Assisted suicide. Illegal in the UK.

@IxiaClover

6 жыл бұрын

how will younger people not understand loool its still not legal here

@pietskiet8763

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah , 2000 , bucks cheaper !

Anyone else going through watching Sean Lock videos since they heard the news? RIP Sean, you won't be forgotten......

@ethanguest3438

2 жыл бұрын

Just started now

In a weird way, watching these videos makes me less sad about his death, because it reminds me of how happy he’s made us and how he’d hate us to be upset. RIP carrot box master ❤️

IDK why, but just the way Sean nonchalantly says "fly" at 7:44 after just smacking the hell out of it cracks me up every time.

@Gilky342

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just amazed he managed to freak out Joe Wilkinson

@kisbie

Жыл бұрын

Very much the difference between Sean and Bill in that bit. “You didn’t have to kill it. You could’ve just mesmerised it. “Yes, I did. I wanted to eat it.” *CHOMP* 😂😂😂

12:47 ... Henning literally crying xD

@sosorei9648

6 жыл бұрын

ipodguy9 hey can anyone tell me from wich episode that clip is thanks ?

@ipodguy9

6 жыл бұрын

07x15 I believe

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

Hes so adorable qwq

@ipodguy9

5 жыл бұрын

αвѕolυтe αвѕυrd :3 I agree, funny too

@AbsoluteAbsurd

5 жыл бұрын

ipodguy9 yap :3

'Pickpocketer of the year...I didn't win it'. Damn that was good! RIP Sean.

That "pickpocket of the year, I didn't win it" Is one of the best most clever jokes I've heard

@Alex-hk3dj

4 ай бұрын

That line was a belter.

I'd be proud at that shoplifter award joke too, if I made it. That was comedic genius. It even took a while to register for the audience.

Every laugh is bittersweet now. He'll be greatly missed.

Here again to watch the brilliant mind of Sean Lock. R.I.P.

I was already pissing myself at Sean blowing the horn, but the sight of Henning at 12:52, wiping his eyes while holding the World Cup creased me!

“Well, obviously, the front.” Gets me every time! RIP, Sean.

Sean feeding Johnny the cream cake has got to be one of the funniest moments ever on tv. I miss this man, RIP Sean!

@tempota7792

11 ай бұрын

Hard agree. I can't believe the universe put those two together, then have them adlib the entire thing. What a monumental moment in time.

@harrison3910

7 ай бұрын

You’re laughing, that was attempted murder and you’re laughing.

I loved his body of work so much. RIP Sean. Your whimsy, dark humour and wit will all be missed x

11:06 The look of fear and disgust on Johnny’s face makes me feel really sorry for him XD

@rumham6703

6 жыл бұрын

Kachompsky he thought was this a good idea

This is one of the funniest Sean compilations. Just seeing all the other panelists creasing with laughter. A comedy genius taken far too early. You will be sorely missed but thank you for all of the laughter you have brought to us. RIP Sean

Can't quite believe it's over 2 years since Sean passed. Such a funny man and still makes me laugh out loud. RIP Sean.

I'd like a whole show of Sean and Liza Tarbuck giving improv anecdotes about their lives together.

revisiting all of these Sean Lock videos has been cleansing. RIP you legend

You can see the love in Bill's eyes. He's has to be hurting so bad this week. RIP Sean.

RIP Sean. Your passing hits differently somehow. Thank you for the laughs. You can't write tears x

The fact that the "Shoplifter of the Year" joke took a whole second to land is amazing. Comic genius!

@iagree5313

2 жыл бұрын

Shit I just got it after reading what you said.

*gets answer correct* "what were you going for" "I unno"

The world has lost an incredibly clever comedian.

“Bill, do you have any other extendable wind instruments?” 😂

RIP to the greatest fanny magnet that's ever lived. Thank you for your laughs over the years, you will be deeply missed.

RIP Sean Lock. The laughter will not be forgotten

Bring back Sean and Jon, they're the reason cats does countdown is great

“Cheaper than going to Switzerland” 😂

Just got news that Sean Lock has died. British TV has lost one of their greatest comedians of its generation. My boy deserved so much better.

Sean's and Roisins relationship is goals

RIP Sean Lock. A true icon of this show.

I’m glad to say Sean loved his life to the fullest and it appears he really enjoyed his year. RIP.

"oh yeah, just the one" gets me every fucjing time hhh

That horn nearly killed me.....couldn't breathe with laughter.

Genuinely, Sean force feeding Johnny might be the best improvised skit ever.

“Shoplifter of the year. I didn’t win it.” Very good.

Roisin: iS iT bAtTeRy Everyone: laughs uproariously Bill, 5 seconds earlier: iS iT SqUeAk Everyone: **crickets**

The feeding of johnny vegas was legendary

I was watching Sean doing stand up on KZread for about an hour the day before the sad announcement. It was just a whim. I’d never seen most of one of his shows and decided to indulge. It was brilliant. . I was so shocked and saddened the following day. I still can’t believe he’s gone. Thank goodness these compilations exist. We all miss you Sean.

RIP Sean Lock. These clips will always make me laugh.

RIP Sean lock will be sadly missed. Loved him on here, can't believe he's gone

I had just recently discovered Sean Lock's comedy, but damn his passing still hit me hard

Sean is so freaking funny! I wish we had shows like this in America. British TV is brilliant!!

@cho317

5 жыл бұрын

Laura Luther US tv def has its moments to be fair. Cats does countdown is my favourite for guaranteed laughs tho.

@la.uralox

5 жыл бұрын

Laura Luther it’s so amazingly British in it’s humour!

I almost died laughing at the horn! He was brilliant in a completely random but genius way 😂

Sean and Miles jupp is a duo we all know and love but Sean and roisin is so underrated! They always have eachother laughing and their comedy types work so well together I love it.

Never shed a tear over a famous person dying before, but it happened for Sean. God I'll miss his chaotic energy

@Azoria4

2 жыл бұрын

I feel the same, he just doesn’t feel like a typical celebrity, you know? Just seems a lot more genuine and in touch, absolutely devastating.

@eeyoreismahunne

2 жыл бұрын

@@Azoria4 I know exactly what you mean. I felt weird writing celebrity for him, so I didn't. He seemed like such a genuinely guy, I can't believe he's gone

Nooooo whhhyyyyyy nooooooo aaaaaaaaaahhh ❤️

Miss Sean Lock, he was always the one that made me laugh the hardest his humour is out of this world. RIP man

He will be sorely missed, he was the hero of the show. From a challenging wank to a carrot in a box, you knew the funniest shit to say on the spot or in a genius way screw with other contestants. You will be remembered by many as a true legend. To all hes kin and friends, i wish you all strength in the coming time to deal with this loss, but take heart in the fact he has touched the lives of uncountable people and made their day better, he will not be forgotten.

Sean lock was the reason I watched this programme. Comedy genius.. He will be sorely missed. Rest in peace mr lock 🙏

RIP Sean Lock..... I moved away from the UK 6 years ago and I always watch Sean Lock to get some British Humor and Sean Lock always brought tears to my eyes with laughter. Gonna miss him badly.

I get the feeling Sean is, for a lot of people, a huge example of 'you don't know what you've got until you lose it'. A genuinely funny guy. Rest in peace.

"If you had to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "Pfffff......well obviously the front" I absolutely fucking cried at that.

Rest In Peace you wonderful insane madman. Thank you for the laughs

"If I'm in an accident, I want to hear sirens, not wind chimes" ... brilliant, just brilliant ... I could watch Sean Locke day and night ..

Loving Liza and Sean and their clowning around together :D RIP Sean, I will continue to watch your brilliant work.

What a brave man. Always had others laughing. These will never get old.

I loved the liza tarbuck ice skating bit- sean initially looked at her in shock and then decided "there's gold here, someone pass me my comedy pickaxe!" and they both just started riffing off each other.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

I could watch just a whole show of those two going back and forth. Brilliant

I love how he made Henning Wehn cry with laughter playing that horn 😂

Seann’s reaction to Sean’s “change the front” quip it utterly brilliant…

I laughed so hard at the last bit, I literally dislodged my tonsil stones. I'll save it as a treat for Sean if ever I meet him.

“And this is the shoplifter of the year award... I didn’t win it” Brilliant!