Tony, are you watching??? Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

@simitouti2367

4 жыл бұрын

But im not in the UK :(

@Shift8YawnsShift8

4 жыл бұрын

Hi this is Tony, I am back from the UAE, please let me know how to get in contact with Richard.

@zainchandia7355

4 жыл бұрын

Shift8YawnsShift8 took you a fucking long time

@illkaw

4 жыл бұрын

Roisan looks like Dougal from The Magic Roundabout when wearing that mustache.

@Shift8YawnsShift8

4 жыл бұрын

@@zainchandia7355 stfu

"Good luck trying it without a spit" is probably the best comeback ever on any television ever.

@kisbie

2 жыл бұрын

That exchange was like the banter version of Federer and Nadal on Centre Court.

@youngwang97

8 ай бұрын

That's not the only comeback in that interaction 😏

The fact that the singing was actually kinda legit makes me appreciate that skit even more

@CookedPorkchop10

4 жыл бұрын

@@otpyg13 I think it was awesome

@elementxxxi9287

4 жыл бұрын

Brad Fraser that was good, what’re you on about?

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

legitimate not legit.

@elementxxxi9287

4 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Unicorn bruh, it’s shorthand/slang. Ain’t nothing wrong with it. It was used hundreds of years ago, and it’ll continue to happen for hundreds more

@priest719

4 жыл бұрын

He’s an actual musician.

Suzie looks like she's having a lot of fun being serenaded, and I like that the second she backed away from him ever so slightly, like you would when there's someone climbing over your table, that he immediately gets down and backs off. Kinda helps show that there's actually like a level of respect and ting

@FreezingmoonDSBM

2 жыл бұрын

100%

@p.pardus8424

2 жыл бұрын

Who was that guy he was hilarious?

@banzle8413

2 жыл бұрын

@@p.pardus8424 nick helm, he was the main character in uncle and i really liked him in that

@ace-demiromantic-girl1129

8 ай бұрын

Time?

@kart182

20 күн бұрын

@@ace-demiromantic-girl112912:00

his singing is legit though. I like him.

@xusun956

4 жыл бұрын

​@@otpyg13 This song remids me of Mr Bowie's Rock N ROll Suicide. I also like his overt, vulnerable and try-hard character. Don't know what exactly made you dislike it.

@jamessamps235

4 жыл бұрын

You should watch the show ‘uncle’ it’s a series about him being a failed musician and struggling with depth and his nephew helps him with his music (it’s a British tragic comedy)

@hadorstapa

4 жыл бұрын

He properly commits to the bit

@xusun956

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamessamps235 Thanks for the infor mate!

@swine13

4 жыл бұрын

@@hadorstapa i hope he has vocal training because he's going to shred his vocal cords if he keeps the yelling intensity up. Ive known people who did exactly that because they went hard and weren't cautious. I mean shit didnt Linkin Park's singer have to basically quit cause his throat was so fucked from all the "IVE. BECOME SO NUUUUMMICANTFEEL YOU THERE" and the "SHUT UUUUUUP. SHUT UUUUUP. SHUT UP WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU"? I feel like i read that somewhere. 😕

"Mainly for the POONTANG" XD

@zyaicob

3 жыл бұрын

That bit was so incredible. Phil Wang is a master of comedy (and if you've seen Taskmaster S7, not much else apparently)

@MrHulaHoops

3 жыл бұрын

Lets be honest, Phil Wang isn’t incredible at anything, apart from being incredibly unfunny and annoying...

@dadthelad

3 жыл бұрын

I am totally stealing that joke, especially since I studied engineering.

Jon's American accent is wonderful

@UncleKennysPlace

4 жыл бұрын

It's a New York accent, in particular. My midwest accent is much milder.

@robertofontiglia4148

4 жыл бұрын

Roisin's is also exceptional

@xNYRmike

4 жыл бұрын

7:58 Ohhh Yeaahh

@jonbob135

4 жыл бұрын

Decent Bill Burr impression.

@matthewdavis6797

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is it doesn’t sound that far off from Jennifer Lopez’s accent. And all he really did was talk through his nose!

Lol Jon being crushed under the weight of a man in platemail and a bisexual comedian

@kayiseskhosana1624

4 жыл бұрын

And he sips his tea

@HN-kr1nf

4 жыл бұрын

who is the one in the chain mail

@Hh-sp3fh

4 жыл бұрын

N H sean bean i think

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@mitchelldoesthings7023

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hh-sp3fh Adam Riches

If I've learnt anything about women, and I havent...

@andrewdavidson6495

4 жыл бұрын

classic no matter how many times one hears it!

@jamietaylor6242

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched that part too, fuck up

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

Phil is honestly amazing

@Persholm1

3 жыл бұрын

That hurts, but only because I can relate

@silverfritzreah5598

Жыл бұрын

His cute face after the pick up line 😍

Going absolutely wild on Sean Bean's face was absolutely the most on brand thing Joe Lycett could have done in that situation.

@MrElionor

4 жыл бұрын

That didn't look like Sean Bean

@elementxxxi9287

4 жыл бұрын

MrElionor it was Adam Riches pretending to be Sean Bean

@nikbol43below

4 жыл бұрын

@@elementxxxi9287 The heck are you talking about? That's Sean Bean.

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikbol43below On brand? What bollocks are you talking?

@MrElionor

4 жыл бұрын

@@elementxxxi9287 Oh

I love Phil’s “ If I’ve learned anything about women, and I haven’t “👌

I think Susie is the biggest fan of Cats does Countdown. She used to do just her bit in dictionary corner, but now she is always laughing, being hit on, part of the jokes on the show. I just think her life became infinitely more interesting and fun ever since the mashup.

@Noxolia

Жыл бұрын

There’s a quote from an interview with her where she says when they first started, Jimmy and the other contestants would be very respectful towards her and it made her feel left out - she said she’s much happier being part of the jokes.

@xaositectz

Жыл бұрын

that's quite condescending, why can't you just say she enjoys it

@user-ye3zj9dz7z

2 ай бұрын

​@@NoxoliaI wonder how she felt about the glory hole bit.

Susie is brilliant. For how shy she really is, I'm totally sure she appreciates Nick Helm's skits.

@ZesPak

2 жыл бұрын

She has stated in interviews that everyone was very respectful of her initially, not making jokes about her, but that she got way more comfortable once they started involving her.

@jackwhitbread4583

2 жыл бұрын

She did appreciate nicks skit nick helm is really not like his stage persona in real life, he is quite shy and very private about his personal life he was exceptionally nervous about singing that song for suzie

There's a point where the crowd went silent during nicks song, and I think they don't wanna ruin it cos they actually think it's good

@BlairdBlaird

2 жыл бұрын

"There's a dent in my heart" is still the legitest though.

@diatonicdelirium1743

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlairdBlaird Agreed

@AleksandarIvanov69

8 ай бұрын

The performance was an absolutely epic piece of showmanship out of nothing. Nick is legit!

"SWOOP AGAIN! SWOOP AGAIN!" still never gets old or not funny for me. Nick has a funny, serial killer, whimsical persona, & it cracks me up. The singing really added even more comical delight for me the 1st time I saw it.

@AnelaEllaEh

8 ай бұрын

I love the song 😂 and busy bee

guys, whenever u feel like u won't have a shot with a girl because she's way out of ur league and how could she ever be interested in u... just remember.. THAT girl... had a massive crush on Bill...

@cannedbollocks

3 жыл бұрын

No

@jenniferpearce1052

2 жыл бұрын

Bill's kinda amazing though...

@johncross4642

2 жыл бұрын

And jon

@poppyharlow4448

2 жыл бұрын

i don't understand, Bill is an A* specimen of a man, such a Chad, such a sigma

@TheRandomshite123

2 жыл бұрын

@@poppyharlow4448 sugoma male

Oh the sexual tension is killing me, love lee mack

The beauty of this show is not that everyone is trying to outdo everyone else but they seem to be setting each other up for a bigger punchline, and egging each other on. and then enjoying when someone tops they set up. Great fun

@daneenmurf1043

Жыл бұрын

Prime example was the challenging w**k gag _ Jimmy asked the question, Rachel set it up with her answer and the props, Sean delivered the punchline

@andrewbloom7694

5 ай бұрын

Yeah its why I tend to think Panel shows are the funniest form of entertainment. If you put some of the best comedians in the country on a set, give them a starting topic, and let them pretty much do or say whatever they feel like (unlike America, where they couldn't even say fuck or show nudity for some reason), it really works. Laughter/comedy are social things, thats why you can watch the same thing twice and not laugh at all while alone but laugh uproariously when others are there. So it makes sense I guess

@keyurbshrimali

19 күн бұрын

Just add Jim Carrey to the mix and watch him ruin it with his attempts to hog the limelight. If you want an example of that, watch comedians paying tribute to Bob Saget in 'Dirty Daddy'.

'Done.' 'No we're not...' Still the funniest thing ever on this show. And that's saying something.

@Mo-gg9cv

4 жыл бұрын

Jon taking a sip makes it perfect

@meatslayer5301

4 жыл бұрын

Bastard 😏

@trevorbeaven3170

4 жыл бұрын

BASTARD!

@ogsltd9912

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we all watched it.

@tobicain7816

4 жыл бұрын

the manliest ive ever seen joe...i freaking love it.

Miles and Sean - best duo ever!

@AB-gz9yb

4 жыл бұрын

Xcru Ciator definitely

@jelly2584

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck trying it without spit

Nick Helm never needs to go that hard but the fact he does is always amazing

10:23 just love how Jon casually goes for the drink. 🤣🤣🤣

"I like you, last time I didn't... it wasn't good" has me in stitches 😂😂😂

Love the “which one’s stalking which” conundrum posed about, and between, Rachel and Bill 😅

The spitting clip is in every single one of these.

@robertofontiglia4148

4 жыл бұрын

And it's not even that funny imo...

@madting8082

4 жыл бұрын

It never gets old imo

@LJALLDAY600

4 жыл бұрын

As it should be

@madman2u

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertofontiglia4148 It's the timing that makes it funny.

@robertofontiglia4148

4 жыл бұрын

@@madman2u I guess I just don't get it.

As soon as I see Claude I know THAT joke is coming

@AB-gz9yb

4 жыл бұрын

Talter Totaks lol

SWOOP AGAIN SWOOP AGAINNNN

@morgankibble4552

4 жыл бұрын

and swoop thrice more

@Anfa18

4 жыл бұрын

and swoop thrice more!!

@khalebrobertson9907

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anfa18 And swoop thrice more!

@F1Replays

4 жыл бұрын

but the butterly, it flits

@brazen_helm

4 жыл бұрын

And my love goes UNANSWERED

A round of applause for Susie’s superhuman feet of keeping a straight face during that song.

@cd-xr3gy

3 жыл бұрын

feat

@Khantastic

2 жыл бұрын

*claps for suzie's superhuman feet*

@keyurbshrimali

Жыл бұрын

@@Khantastic i spit my water out reading this

@antrimlariot2386

6 ай бұрын

Just like how hard it is keeping a straight face when reading your post.

Been looking for a comment about Nick Helm’s butterfly poem. I can’t be the only that actually enjoyed it 😂 I would say it’s the equivalent of a Shakespearean sonnet in its day

@qwertyTRiG

3 жыл бұрын

SWOOP!

@tracykemp2620

2 жыл бұрын

And he read it reminiscent of Kenneth Branagh in Much Ado About Nothing 😂

12:58 Miles was laughing his ass off whilst Jon was sitting there thinking: "How come I never thought of doing this?"

@La_sagne

2 жыл бұрын

dont know if jons voice would work for that 😄

It's over, Richard, let it go! -Tony.

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

He misunderstood, their love can never be.

@Tonyhouse1168

2 жыл бұрын

I’m normally upset when someone quotes me in public, but I’ll give New Message a pass.

Nick Helm's song to Susie is, like, genuinely not bad. Like if he sang it seriously, it would be on my riding-the-bus rotation. Actually, I just add it now, even though he's not.

RIP Sean Lock, you will always be missed.

@priyabratamallick9230

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck

@anomalyp8584

Жыл бұрын

FFS I thought it was a troll comment! Fuck... this is sad news

jon and roisin’s new york accents are so funny

Another ending for the train pickup line can be "....then at what time shall i pick you up for dinner ?"

I'm missing those moments between Susie and Danny Dyer

@scootscootriot1020

4 жыл бұрын

Shanice you are the only one.

@KrakenGameReviews

4 жыл бұрын

I'm clever bollocks in I? 😉

@michaelcolbourn6719

4 жыл бұрын

@alphadawn2015 lennon Nick's comedy is just being loud

@thornlings

3 жыл бұрын

I've always liked how she kind of bolstered him up a bit when the others were making fun of him. Like when he pronounced things funnily, and they'd start to say he'd said it wrong, Susie would jump in and be like "that's the cockney pronunciation." It was cute.

seeing sean bean and joe lycett make out was the most important thing in my life

@georgerubypoppy1063

4 жыл бұрын

That is not Sean Bean.

@seanjosephhayes

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgerubypoppy1063 They know.

I love Nick and Suzie’s weird love

@herbayum76

4 жыл бұрын

She should have thanked him with a kiss...

That singing deserves an award haha

This video was sorely missing my favorite one liner that I've seen on this show, Sean Lock's brilliant "That's a challenging wank."

10:23 just jon in the corner having a panicked sip of water and jimmy in the background sounding like a car that won't start

11:39 That look of pure shock, fear and horror combined

OMG that kiss always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 BASTARD..... 😆

@Anfa18

4 жыл бұрын

I've actually started using gratitude to replace thank you in my life!

@Nickersons-Theme

4 жыл бұрын

Bastard..😏

@STANDUP47

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anfa18 I’m going to start doing that

The Sean Bean bits usually don’t make me laugh, but that one with Joe Lycet killed me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

"Done" NO WE'RE NOT

....that song was GREAT!

Sam’s “stop it” fucking breaks me every time I see it.

@90boyle

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Amazing.

Bahaha. I forgot about poor little Jon getting squashed underneath the madcapped lustful exchange of Joe & Sean...& Then he just leans away and sips from his coffee mug. Priceless.

Honestly, Phil Wang’s pickup line would absolutely have worked for me :))

“Why on earth would you watch them forward?” Sean Bean is the perfect kind of weird

Can't believe you didn't include the 'challenging wank' moment.

Jon third wheeling 😂

Is it just me or is anybody else obsessed with the way Rachel says “October”? Lol

My favourite part of this video was the song at the end, omg 😂🤣 love ittttt!! 😂🤣

Suzy dent is soooo cute being serenaded. Great show!!!!!!!!!!

Man I fall in love with that guy every time he sings his song to Suzie

I always knew Joe Lycett was a top...

@man93dark

4 жыл бұрын

Monty Kemsley he is bi

@montykemsley9479

4 жыл бұрын

man93dark pretty sure he’s pan

@albertboy2774

4 жыл бұрын

@@montykemsley9479 oh i thought he was a pot

@montykemsley9479

4 жыл бұрын

Albert Boy 🤣 you should be a comedian 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

@man93dark

4 жыл бұрын

Monty Kemsley he said in one of his other videos that he is bi

The sean bean bit is so fun. I love his impression

the last 4 minutes of this is WILD lmfao

How uncomfortable Susy looks during the song XD

@codyhannahmary83

4 жыл бұрын

I can't watch Nick serinading Suzie. It's so OTT. Aweful.

@thedunyadoneya2628

4 жыл бұрын

I think she was putting it on, playing along etc

@LordOfNothingreally

4 жыл бұрын

That's projection, mate. Gotta read body language...She was making eye contact, she was leaning forwards towards him instead of away. She may not actually like the man, but she wasn't uncomfortable

@katelynmcelhinney3960

4 жыл бұрын

She looked like she was going to cry

@eirebhoy132

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve read before she helps write the bits between them, I’m also absolutely certain in this pc world we live in that there is no possible way they would get away with any of it if susie didn’t sign off the scripts before shooting.

I know its an act and she's going with the bit, but at 12:09 it looks like Suzie fell in love, she's doin a precious lil face where it looks like the only thing she's focused on is him

Make Roisin and Robb Beckett a team!!!

@butzmn7190

4 жыл бұрын

So you want them to be destroyed by the other team? I think it would be entertaining, but kinda cruel

@xcruciator2269

4 жыл бұрын

@@butzmn7190 Like they even care about losing

@danielgisborne3469

3 жыл бұрын

@@butzmn7190 to be fair, cant be any worse than roisin and joe wilkinson

@zyaicob

3 жыл бұрын

They've been on a team once right?

@flala2261

3 жыл бұрын

They just were on *Big Fat Quiz* 🙌

Though it's all done with good intent, respect and fun, I think Susie was - momentarily - swept away by Nick Helm's entertaining serenade. 👍

Dannys singing voice is incredibly powerful :D

@rakadoni8403

11 ай бұрын

Nick helm you mean ?

I love how uninhibited Rachel is talking about breasts

Look at how awkward Jon looks @10:12!

@bimblecreations

4 жыл бұрын

poor Jon😂😂😂

Gotta be honest here Nick Helm scared me with his poems

@pippa_peg

3 жыл бұрын

@Marie Whitbread so was mine you FUCKING MORON

@ElixirOfEuphoria

3 жыл бұрын

@@pippa_peg How was yours a joke? Its a satement

Of all the nick-sussy moments why not there’s a dent in my heart that’s far and away the best one

Anyone else think if nick tried, he could really sing 🤔

@elementxxxi9287

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Daley he does. He’s got three solo albums

@andydaley6949

4 жыл бұрын

Nice. I'll have a look. Thanks

That voice though.... Damn!

That last song was actually pretty amazin!!

3:38 Hahaha this is gold

6:04...so how often do you two talk about nipples? Rachel: "Oh they come up quite often" Me: That's all I need to know.

This is the 2nd time ive seen Roisin with a moustache and she does pull it off quite well. Where the Susie and Danny Dyer moments.

Nick Helm should be fronting a metal band with that voice.

Nick Helm made some incredible Susie serenades. She will always have a place for him, as will I.

The fact that Jon sounds exactly like Bill Burr is kinda crazy to me

@jackparker8602

3 жыл бұрын

Sean Lock reminds me of him

@thetrickster1365

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackparker8602 bill isn't even in Sean's league

Nick Helm's song was awesome!

I love his voice in that song

Susie Dent is so pure and innocent and lovely and sweet and I adore her so much.

@zyaicob

3 жыл бұрын

You'd think so but you don't know how much time she spends c h a s i n g c o c k

The magic roundabout dog was Dougal

Is it just me or is nicks song for susie actually like kinda good? like i would actually listen to willingly

That’s kiss 😂😂 Jon felt so awkward you can tell 😂😂

Great video, had me on the edge of my seat!

Though it was a superb piece of comedy, I think Susie was actually swept away in the moment of being serenaded!! 👍

Absolutely brilliant, thank you.

That is the most heartfelt comic ballad ever. Kudo's.

That song is so beautiful, romance at its best

Jimmy forgot to breathe while laughing after 10:20

The whole ham! 😂😂😂 Jon Richardson

That song for Suzie is unexpectedly excellent! I hope he'll drop an album or something😅

There is NOTHING better than the complete Nick Helm and Susie Dent Show :)

@vix3075

4 жыл бұрын

MaHumorless I love their “romance” 😂😂

Man, long live Mr. Sean Locke. When I heard about his passing, I was really sad because he became such a big part of the 'Cats Does Countdown' series. ^^d

Miles dying while he lalalalalalalalsusies kills me everytime.

"Sean Bean" is one of the best guests on 8OO10CDC history.

I love Lord Lycett.

Roisin with a mustache looks like Dwayne Allmond.

'Oh , Susie, you fell in love with me.' ( I wish )

can jon and roisin do the whole movie pls 😂😂

I was soo embarrassed for Susie at the last lol.

@stvp68

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Lamotta I was worried Susie might take it too far

@vix3075

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Lamotta well it’s an on going joke between the two of them...if you watched the show you’d get it 😂😂😂😂

@andrewdavidson6495

4 жыл бұрын

@@vix3075 no she definitely looked uncomfortable and yes I know about the ongoing joke.

@bleaubawden-clark8103

4 жыл бұрын

No she was falling for him

@jonnnnniej

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewdavidson6495 I wouldn't say that's the face of someone uncomfortable. To me it seemed she didn't know how to respond. Cause, let's be honest, that would have been overwhelming for anyone haha. But doesn't mean she's uncomfortable. In the end we don't know her, neither can we look inside her mind.. so I guess we can't decide for her