On a scale of 0 to Joe Wilkinson, how much to YOU hate being massaged? Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

@iang4662

4 жыл бұрын

You missed the best bit of the relaxation round. A few seconds later Jimmy asked Susie if they could have done any better, she didn’t know, she’d been laughing at Joe too much.....!

@prashanthsaravanan9289

4 жыл бұрын

Title says it's Series 19 but description says it's 18. @Channel4?

@aidangriffiths5075

4 жыл бұрын

0.. love massages

@kingmezs23

4 жыл бұрын

Joe level for sure

@Thomas_Bergel

4 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 John wilkinson^2

Sean Locke is most comfortable when everyone else is uncomfortable

@kelseywu3723

4 жыл бұрын

He enjoys watching the others suffer

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@goinawol9447

4 жыл бұрын

Lock*

@Ezzahh

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@garbo7799

3 жыл бұрын

Just so true

"I don't like being touched...it turns out" was such a brilliantly sad line by Joe

@kirkbrotherton4322

4 жыл бұрын

I felt bad for him after that :(

@Milamberinx

3 жыл бұрын

I would have been the same as Joe. How horrible to be doing your job and then they bring out someone to touch you.

@JoeR-cd9jg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milamberinx id say they had to ok it with everyone first

@Milamberinx

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeR-cd9jg I'm that's correct. I could also see there being some pressure though.

@reelkonversationswithryank4945

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milamberinx - The more disturbing thing is that Jimmy called for the masseuses to come out, and then 3 of them turned out to be male, which would be masseurs if you want to keep using the antiquated terms. The gender neutral term would be massage therapists, which is now more accepted and preferred by professionals of both genders.

Sean: "You might aswell rim him" Richard Ayoade: *Tries desperately to not break his TV persona* 😂

@seannb7861

Жыл бұрын

100%

@liamwalsh4008

7 ай бұрын

Christ you're right, he was fighting 🤣

I want to watch an hour of Sean stamping Yes or No onto celebrities.

@thevalueofn6994

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good idea for sure. Sean, can you please make this video for us? Easy money!

@maxhammer7570

3 жыл бұрын

You mean stomping

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

Not onto pictures of them the celebrities are stood there and he stamps it on their forehead

@maxhammer7570

3 жыл бұрын

@@edithcoberman full force

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

Max Hammer 100%

Joe's massager didn't crack a smile once. Commitment.

@stevecampbell9670

4 жыл бұрын

Obviously went to the school of Athelstan.

@obzcure

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevecampbell9670 holy shit theres a reference. The greatest drummer in the world

@kabirkhan-nn7zx

3 жыл бұрын

Probably doesn’t understand English

@youraverageotaku1093

2 жыл бұрын

@@kabirkhan-nn7zx but he listened to what Jimmy said

9:16 - “pay some tax love, next year you got a chance” *camera switches to Jimmy looking guilty* 😂

@BloodyRoses666

3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely NO IDEA who that lady was ^^;

@BloodyRoses666

3 жыл бұрын

@Martin McDonald I'm not, I'm afraid ^^; But then again, I ain't British XD;;

@BloodyRoses666

3 жыл бұрын

@Martin McDonald Didn't look like her, tbh 0.0 Thanks for the info! :)

@Xiphactinus

3 жыл бұрын

@Martin McDonald would be interesting if she only had England to rule over.

@azrielackerman4659

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodyRoses666 I mean, it looks exactly like here

"You might as well rim it!" You can see that Richard is trying so hard to not burst into laughter, almost out of characters 😂

“It’s just a severed head” followed by complete dead silence is brilliant

@technocarp

4 жыл бұрын

ahaha I love how they cut out the silence after

@fathertedczynski

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know why they keep having women on other than Roisin, they provide no comedy

@leonie2194

4 жыл бұрын

@@fathertedczynski fuck off

@jamessimonson9905

4 жыл бұрын

Father Ted gammon

@fathertedczynski

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamessimonson9905 Dead joke, you must be a woman

Joe's reaction to the relaxation round is 100% how I'd react.

@c.d.w.3944

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I'd totally react like Sean tho

@ititnuaitmai2549

3 жыл бұрын

You might as well rim it.

The relaxation round is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen anywhere ever, and it’s all thanks to that hilarious man Joe Wilkinson. Thank you Joe.

@elliottcharlesreed

4 жыл бұрын

No, that was genuine unhappiness lmao

@MilanousMedia

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't trying to be funny lol

@theclockworkcadaver7025

3 жыл бұрын

Milanous which made it genuinely funny

@vasilip

3 жыл бұрын

I related too much and just felt really uncomfortable during that.

@Mahfireballs

3 жыл бұрын

​@Riley D Well he could just opt out I mean it's 8 out of 10 cats do countdown, people run away from things all the time. The makers don't mind you standing up or walking to the other side, those are some of the funniest clips. But I guess Joe just really isn't used to not taking part and doesn't one to be the one to break up a segment. Even though he has more right to do so then probably any other person on the show. I thought it was hilarious although Joe clearly really did not like it and I don't wish for him to do it again. But it was just hilarious how much he didn't like something so harmful especially considering all the things he has done on this show. All the shit he has been through from shameful to absurd to most likely highly uncomfortable suits, positions,... So I’m fairly sure nobody would have minded one bit if he just make it actually clear it had to stop and did not just dislike it. I mean it was real clear he didn’t’ like it but you can easily make it clear to the guy behind you that it’s not happening. As Joe was a sport and let it continue even though he made clear he didn’t like it. Rather than just trying to end it, so yeah he probably should just stood up more. Not that it’s his fault, I just don't believe that Joe didn't do it because of fear for some contract.

" ...... i hear they're great adders" - brilliant

@paulthoresen8241

4 жыл бұрын

It's the phrasing that really makes it, "I hear" is indicative of a homophone which in this case is also a homonym

@nitromenoob

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulthoresen8241 is a homophone a phone with Grindr on it?

@bartszymanski4222

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@basil-nl6su

3 жыл бұрын

@@nitromenoob goddamnit lmao

@ShlackBaum1

Жыл бұрын

Can someone please explain the joke?

" I think you're a very naïve woman." That one took a moment, I'll admit.

@kbk3779

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. Could you explain?

@CJonesApple

4 жыл бұрын

@@kbk3779 Jimmy suggests the snake that Rachel held wasn't one but a penis and it wasn't peeing....

@itsokay7989

3 жыл бұрын

Then follows up with "don't put the snake next to my face we've been through this!". Golden!

@jamesrawlings5781

2 жыл бұрын

@@CJonesApple Or it wasn't a snake that was weeing.

@omegastar19

Жыл бұрын

@@kbk3779 think male genitalia.

Has anyone better found a wife more suited to them than Jon? In the entire history of marital relationships? EVER?

@g3orgie764

4 жыл бұрын

My missus :)

@L_M_C

4 жыл бұрын

He managed to find someone whose voice is equally as annoying.

@octaviussludberry9016

4 жыл бұрын

@@L_M_C Similar to your comment then.

@octaviussludberry9016

4 жыл бұрын

@George joy Probably with his own penis.

@p.art4705

4 жыл бұрын

I think they make a really cute couple.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Jon's masseuse looks like he could rip someone's head off if they didn't like his work?

@anthony.esper21

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly he looks like joe just more muscled and angrier.

@EthanEthanEthanEthanEthan

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthony.esper21 same can be said about Joe's lol

Love that Jimmy's So posh n out of touch with the peasants he doesnt know of B&M lol

@tonygunk2226

4 жыл бұрын

I love b&m

@1pauljs

4 жыл бұрын

Fèlix Léon it might be a joke tho

@adampowers6423

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve literally never heard of it, is it more of a northern thing?

@tonygunk2226

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Powers there is a lot more up here in the north but I've seen some in London

@thebodykeepsthescore2828

4 жыл бұрын

@@tonygunk2226 Here in Cornwall too

Never seen Joe so distressed before 😆

@TangoDelta8111

3 ай бұрын

I think i got a 9, he says as snot drips from his nose!😂😂😂

Joe Wilkinson getting massaged is one of the funniest things I seen in the past 5 years.

5:14 Rose looking entirely shocked by the snake (to be fair she’s a New Zealander) and then Rachel basically running across stage to say hi to it is the best combo

I love how in Seans national treasures bit, there were 3 different ways of deciding whether they were in or out. The "Yes" and "No" stamps, the colour of the stamps, and the "Yes" and "No" boxes.

As incredible as Sean is and always was, I died just watching Joes reaction to that absolute manhandling. He was actually falling apart. Literally giggling out of control and sweating.

Joe is killing me with the massages! Ngl though, he genuinely looks terrified and uncomfortable

@londonpubssitesandattracti6374

2 жыл бұрын

Cmon you spurssssss

"Why would you kiss a dog? What the fuck is the matter with you?" Sean killed me with that line 😂😂😂

It's funny how they hop between clips from different shows, and yet it makes total sense.

‘You might as well rim it’ - RIP Sean Lock

7 months on, The “severed head” is still the only time a comedian said something and there was no reaction at all hahahah

@TamamoF0X

3 жыл бұрын

Personally it comes off as just a poorly timed, blunt comment with no punchline. Her comedy isnt really for me.

@voodoo5845

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure it isnt edited, it sounds like theres a cut there

@TamamoF0X

3 жыл бұрын

it was cut because the audience went silent lool

@ashleyl.4611

2 жыл бұрын

False statement, I refuse to believe she's a comedian

@willporter4500

2 жыл бұрын

Are we sure she is a comedian? I just assumed she was a make a wish person

No one: Jimmy after someone even whispers the word tax:😬😬😬😳😳😳

"You might as well rim it! " 😄 new T-shirt slogan right there

Ha, the way Sean was stamping those pics 😂

13:03 Joe: “i wanna go home” Sean: “do you not like it?” Joe: “no, i dont like it” Jon: *stutters* Joe: “PICK A LETTER”

@martinadrianarcenas867

2 жыл бұрын

when joe starts to crack you could hear sean mumble "is joe alright?"😃

Sean looks like Sting with the shades.

@timothyspool1399

3 жыл бұрын

That's very true. He certainly doesn't look like Elvis (or sound like him).

Pay some tax love 😂😂😂😂

I know exactly how Joe feels during that massage 😂

Who'd have thought that Jon wasn't the one to be most freaked out by the massage?

“..f*cking christ look at the size of mine!” Always kills me

“Might as well rim it” Is the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

I was laughing so much I couldn't see the screen anymore because of the tears. 🤣🤣🤣 Joe at the end was unintentionally HILARIOUS!

1:43 Alex Horne is almost in stitches before Sean Lock has even started.

I would watch 45 minutes of Sean choosing who does and does not get to be a national treasure.

Lucy Richardson stole the show.

@TheodoricEichen

4 жыл бұрын

She was just annoying. I hope she doesn't come back on.

@highjaws

4 жыл бұрын

TheodoricEichen I disagree

@swanningabout

4 жыл бұрын

@@highjaws Fuck off. She's annoying

@Acurada159

4 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout wow that was rude, maybe calm it down a bit snowflake

@L_M_C

4 жыл бұрын

Christ, that escalated quickly!!

“It’s just a SEVERED HEAD!” Oh no

@dynoko3295

4 жыл бұрын

Biggest flop ive seen

@loganparker4184

4 жыл бұрын

I feel bad because it could have been funny, it's jsut the timing was abysmal and so everyone sort of had to ignore it.

@crazyrobots6565

4 жыл бұрын

*Seevad heed*

@crazyrobots6565

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganparker4184 I mean ¾ of comedy is timing. I don't feel bad that she flipped. She's apparently a comedienne.

@somethingelse1988

4 жыл бұрын

Sivverd Hid

Poor joe. Ive never been one to feel uncomfortable or awkward or embarrassed about anything really. But poor poor joe, it looked like he was genuinely just trying to be a sport about it whilst going through intense anxiety and panic.

@Cyberlightning101

3 жыл бұрын

Its common for people who have been abused in the past to hate being touched on their neck or head etc without consent, I’m a fan of comedy yes, but i dont know, sweating and crying isn’t just something you can fake, especially that quickly...

@swampfarts

3 жыл бұрын

It was awful to watch. He was trying to joke his way out of it for the sake of everyone else but the poor dude looked traumatised. Channel 4 crossed a line.

@marycanary86

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cyberlightning101 yeahhhhh five quid says youre way overthinking this

@adrianuss9

2 жыл бұрын

Dgaf

@5000mahmud

2 жыл бұрын

@Jervis Tetch >shadman

That Ant McPartland joke from Sean was incredible, I was dying

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

Call 999 then

Joe suffering through the relaxation round is the most perfect example of schadenfreude 😂

Fricking literally crying! Thanks you Brits have the BEST sense of humor

Richard Ayoade is fantastic in the National Treaures piece. Says nothing but says everything

@TangoDelta8111

3 ай бұрын

He is absolutely worthless!

Rachel is such a goddess. She’s like I’m pregnant, I’m wearing a beautiful dress, and I’m holding a snake. You could draw a tarot card of that image.

I feel sorry for Joe in that last clip, I hope he wasn't truly that uncomfortable

@TheAxeaman

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same, his reaction seemed to be quite real.

@wayne3093

2 жыл бұрын

i think he was

Wilky in the relaxation round is totally me. I was hoping he’d say, “I’ve got a four. It’s this guy.”

Joe Wilkinson getting a massage kills me everytime I see it 🤣🤣🤣

13:41 I don’t think I've ever seen anyone break character more than this, even the camera crew are absolutely pissing themselves laughing

I think I could watch Sean judge national treasures all day long.

I never thought I’d say this sentence, but “the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is Joe Wilkinson getting a massage.”

joe getting a massage was genuinely hilarious

"you might as well rim it" I lost my actual shit at that 😂😂

"You might as well rim it" caught me off guard.

The ominous 'relax.. relax..' is so creepy 😂

"He's got a really big c-" Totally not where I thought that was going.

@Porkee.-_-.

3 жыл бұрын

Who were they talking about

@ThisCharmingMan1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@Porkee.-_-. I know your question is months old, but I thought I’d reply anyway, just in case you hadn’t found out haha. It was Jon’s wife, Lucy Beaumont, talking about him; it was great how she worded it, to make it sound like she was going to say “He’s (Jon) got a really big cock”, but, at the last second, changed it to “He’s (Jon) got a really big c-rush on Anthea Turner” haha. All the best. 👍😀

"TB?!" That will never not be funny lmao

I'll have 3 of your warmest soups

@amberkelly3187

4 жыл бұрын

Burgers Beans and Chips I thought he said suits. Both make sense. 😉

Sean Lock is the man. Nobody does comedy like him. Love this show.

Everyone on the thumbnail is the best reason to watch the video

@MorrisseyMuse

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone called Jimmy and Sean

Sean Locke cracking up at himself is gold

Thank you channel 4. My throat hurts from laughing so much because of that relaxation round 😂

9:19 Jimmy: I guess I'm out too then huh?

Joe’s face during the massage is fantastic!

Does anyone have a phone charger? That’s always been a favourite line from Sean. 😂😂😂

Joe's massage session killed me 🤣🤣

So glad Sean is back in good Nick.. he seemed unwell there for a while

@rhodiumthunderbird

2 жыл бұрын

Man, this comment is fucking tragic in hindsight. RIP Sean Lock.

Poor joe was having a panic attack and were all laughing at him 😅

Love this episode and Jon’s wife. One of the best. Wish she was on more.

The best set up in comedy is, was, and always will be… “Sean, have you got a mascot?”

5:43 when Jimmy says fuck off an rachel is puttin the snake near his face🤣🤣 dunno why that gets me every time 😂

I just laughed the hardest I have ever laughed in 54 years. That beat out the first time I got stoned and laughed till I cried

OMG I almost peed my pants at the massage bit with Joe. I honestly needed a good laugh tonight, thank you Channel 4 and this program.

Joe's masseur looks like his cousin who just got probation

Rachael: I like snakes, I was once peed on by a snake... It was at this moment that the aortic aneurysms of 50,000 senior men across Britain simultaneously burst.

Joe Wilkinson says "four" and then a giant, green 4 comes across the screen. That's some good clip editing.

“He tried to put a spoon in my pudding..”

Sean Lock - kills me every time!

Love the fact that Rachel is such a good sport!

7:00 Sean Lock should go in the Yes box for national treasure 💔

Poor joe, but that was hilarious

I thought Sean’s stamp was going to go through the table for the queen 😂

Rest in Peace Sean. 16th August 21. Genuinely funny man.

“NO, YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OF MINE!” 😂

sean’s characters is still one of my favourite moments from the entire show

I love cheeky Lionel 😂

" i think you're a very naive woman" is incredible. jimmy has to be one of the quickest witted comedians ever

"I think I got 9" "......4" 😂

“You might as well rim it” - Sean Locke

@edithcoberman

3 жыл бұрын

Incorrect spelling of the surname

@kisbie

3 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Ross made pretty much the exact same joke on Room 101 about 20 years before, although I prefer Sean’s phrasing.

No joke, that snake was kinda sweet and cute Really friendly and calm

I'm a simple man. I see Richard Ayoade, I click. Edit: never mind, he said Jack shit 😂

the massage scene killed me xD

33s got Bob Laughing. Life goal achieved.

Richard ayoade almost broke character when Sean made the “rim it joke”

The Queen has no chance of making it as a national treasure now

Joe's reaction to being massaged is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

1:49 begged it

Total comedy is one of Sean's best