What do you think of Jon's insult? Watch the series on All 4: goo.gl/mQcEbg

@galrjkldd

5 жыл бұрын

Just a hint to anyone who watches this, but if you want to know about the title of the video, just go to the end.

@thewinspear7325

5 жыл бұрын

Channel 4 I think it's a bit weak I have had Orange Squash that is stronger.

@carpetfluff35

5 жыл бұрын

That applies to every one of them. Every video is titled for the last thing before it goes to black. Also, I quite liked the jelly factory thing.

@PaulJGorzkowski

5 жыл бұрын

I'm OCD as well.. But through the years, I have managed to overcome some of my quirks. I would love to spend a day with, Jon Richardson & see if I could in fact help him overcome some of his as well. I bet I could help him.. I'm a few years older than he and I was diagnosed with OCD when I was in my teens.

@NeoGee

5 жыл бұрын

Just a hint to anyone who watches this, if you want to enjoy the video, just watch all of it to the end!

Jon would stop at a traffic light in gta

@apotey4710

5 жыл бұрын

We've all tried it

@MaxVliet

5 жыл бұрын

What, you don't?

@WhySoInstant

5 жыл бұрын

We’ve all do that at one point of being really bored

@missoula2213

5 жыл бұрын

Only a complete deviant would refuse to obey any and all traffic laws whilst playing GTA.

@Ingestedbanjo

5 жыл бұрын

I do that if I'm roleplaying just being a good citizen. It's relaxing. Unfortunately I keep forgetting that they don't drive on the left so I keep hitting oncoming traffic.

“Naked except for his clothes”. I haven’t laughed that much in forever. 😂😂😂

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@alexxxx509

4 жыл бұрын

6:42 Onwards when Deep Clean is read

@nubbymuffin2423

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he actually wrote & published that book. It'd be hilarious.

i love the couple second pause while everyone processes what jon said and then start laughing

@sunburnacoustic369

4 жыл бұрын

Jon's so, so quick with his wit! If you listen to the radio show he did with Russell Howard back in 2006, there are so many times when he comes up with a brilliant pun and then quickly moves on; I often need to pause and take time to appreciate the joke because he and Russell, who was living with him at the time, were just so used to Jon being quick they wouldn't even pause to appreciate his lower-range jokes (which were all super clever)

@smallfox2

2 жыл бұрын

I think I need to start using that comeback

If Jon had 24 hours to live, I feel he would take laxatives and not eat anything so he wouldn't shit himself after he died

@sechmascm

5 жыл бұрын

I would eat till I died because if I'm gonna die anyway, might as well eat all the delicious and harmful food out there. Lots of spice too so it comes out runny.

@LilJulezz

5 жыл бұрын

i would eat something healthy

@totalweirdo8538

5 жыл бұрын

@@LilJulezz Why?

@jamesrice9482

5 жыл бұрын

Evin Roof not a bad idea there

@ferrumignis

4 жыл бұрын

@@LilJulezz If you're a gonner in 24 hours then eating healthy isn't going to help.

What kind of monster would step ON the cracks in the pavement?? Everyone knows you're supposed to miss the cracks!!

@jasonbolding3481

4 жыл бұрын

His OCD is symmetrical base in that regard, talks about it ,how he has to walk, in his OCD documentary.

@biggiefish8223

4 жыл бұрын

But his mummas back

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasonbolding3481 actually says Ron Jichardson 5:26 lol..

@StrangeFall

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Thea that was his twitter handle at the time, i think he explained the joke at the time

@n0n07890

3 жыл бұрын

I step on the cracks too :[

Somebody please send tea and biscuits. I've been hiding on the couch binging these clips for 3 days now

@Rosenaification

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Booth I hope you’re not still stuck in there. I’ll be praying for you.

@evienewey8156

4 жыл бұрын

Relevant now more than ever. Same tbh tho...

@liamjohnson3967

4 жыл бұрын

Evie Newey ayy I’m glad I’m not alone

@Janinho897

3 жыл бұрын

That was such a british request lmao :D

@josephpeterhorne2366

3 жыл бұрын

The struggle is real!

9:28, Jimmy Carr's elusive real laugh.

@malcelinho

5 жыл бұрын

Only Ayoade and Sean Lock have the power to make him actually laugh

@swanclipper

5 жыл бұрын

that is fucking brilliant. i've never really picked up on it before. all these years of just ignoring it, trying not to hurt his feelings, and he's been lying this entire time. *Read more*

@user-ug8dq7wm8d

5 жыл бұрын

Marcelo Gadelha ayodae is shit in my opinion

@SteedHiggins

5 жыл бұрын

And then he suddenly realises and changes it!!

@dannyclub09

5 жыл бұрын

His real laugh sounds so genuine and natural, why the fuck does he put that seal shit on? It's so annoying.

It's like the 100th time I hear the Deep Clean bit and it's still funny

@Br4nnon

5 жыл бұрын

kendokaaa nice picture, I see you’re also a man of culture.

@roachdoggjr7393

5 жыл бұрын

kendokaaa didn’t expect to see that cursed picture here.

@Bigredphoenix65

5 жыл бұрын

Is it an actual book??

@caleblim6890

3 жыл бұрын

God I can imagine the fun the writers had dreaming that one up

Richard: *sweetly* "I'd like you to square the five for me please." Why did that make me laugh so much? Bloody love Richard.

@kayleighbyrne5191

5 жыл бұрын

That insult was weaker than Jon's.

@whmn4970

5 жыл бұрын

Why didn't they get the point? I'm really confused? They didn't use any numbers more than once and the maths was correct

@seahorsechristmas

5 жыл бұрын

@@whmn4970 I think it's a rule where they can't square things in countdown for what ever reason (not sure though as I've never watched the actual thing but just going from what Rachel said)

@kennethhedervare2940

5 жыл бұрын

@@whmn4970 I realize this is a month or more late, but to square a number means to multiply the number by itself. Since the game involves using only the numbers available -- there was only one '10' available and one '25' available -- using three '10's and two '25's would be against the rules.

@kingleech16

5 жыл бұрын

@@kennethhedervare2940Thank you!

"Consonant, please!" Hahahahaha!!!

"Take the 10 and square it." "That's not allowed in countdown." "Oh, uhh, actually, can you ummm cube it?" Me: *gets teary eyed from choking on a splif laughing*

@louisedavies8025

Жыл бұрын

Oo Love you lots live jelly tots.

I'd totally buy "deep clean" 😂😂

I love Jon so much but it's Rob's reaction for me that kills me... He's like me, the naughty kid at the back of class laughing at random words 😂

I want someone to look at me the way Rachel looks at Jon

@shashankmutgi9330

4 жыл бұрын

Like the way someone looks at a married person?

@baronvonhoughton

4 жыл бұрын

I just want Rachel

@yammmit

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Houghton that is strange

@richardgrace4500

3 жыл бұрын

@@shashankmutgi9330being married doesn’t matter to Rachel... just ask her ex husband who she was married to when she went on the dancing show they used to have over there then divorced him soon after to soon after get with the guy who had been her dance partner on the show.and all that happened inside of a few months.... so what you think she was doing with her dance partner while on the show and still married

@roonil3931

2 ай бұрын

You need to be as cute as Jon

Isn't the most crazy thing here, that Jon tries to step ON the cracks?! I mean, surely, everyone's childhood reflex is try to step on the non-crack bit. :O

@pronoe

2 жыл бұрын

As a kid with tiny feet and small stride length yes the most fun is avoiding the cracks. Once you grow up avoiding the cracks is either impossible or way too easy. I find stepping on the cracks way more satisfying

Jon would make a decent amount of money if he made deep clean an actual book

10:47 I don’t think Sean realised how relevant that line would be. Lol.

@trickytreyperfected1482

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody: says something related remotely to a disease, pandemic, lockdown, quarantine, etc Comments: oMg hE pREdIcTeD THe fUtUrE?!!1?!1

@brettjohnson536

3 жыл бұрын

@@trickytreyperfected1482 It’s a joke man, relax... 😂

I nearly lost it when he said about walking down those paving stones in the middle, stepping on the cracks, because I remember doing that.

5:47 Goddamn Rachel

@sasikumarrajenthran4468

3 жыл бұрын

Schwacked!

@Ye4rZero

2 жыл бұрын

Whoever dresses her for the show nails it every single time.

Jimmy’s reaction to Jon’s “insult”😂😂😂😂

The admiring looks Rachel gives Jon...

Richards revolutionised the game of countdown

@swanclipper

5 жыл бұрын

Richard's

@micahgoodwin3513

5 жыл бұрын

Richardson

@swanclipper

5 жыл бұрын

micah.... maybe you need to clarify yourself. i know why i replied, but yours seems.... misplaced.

@TheJamsplat

5 жыл бұрын

Micah Goodwin They were referring to Richard not Jon and his cubing and squaring of all the numbers.

@geezful

5 жыл бұрын

Its street rules

I really wanna get a hold of Jons "Deep Clean Erotic book" actually sounds very interesting... for research purposes obviously.

Make one with every time roisin conaty doesn't quite understand.. please :)

@ikarian3612

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Taylor but edit it down to less than an hour or it gets tedious...

@michaelhart1072

5 жыл бұрын

They're not allowed to upload full episodes

@joshroberts6721

5 жыл бұрын

Then make one where Katherine Ryan pretends to understand

@funkyfranx

5 жыл бұрын

They DO understand, it’s all a persona, they act stupid because they don’t know how else to get laughs

@carpetfluff35

5 жыл бұрын

I really can't tell with Katherine. She didn't used to bother me, but now she just seems a bit up herself on anything I see her in.

Jon is so brilliantly funny and cute to boot

I love how Rob lost it

@KzeDGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Regardless of how funny the joke is, Rob bursts out laughing and it makes it 10x funnier.

@BitchinStitchin

5 жыл бұрын

Rob always laughs like a teenage boy whose parents have accidentally told a dirty joke in front of him. Love it.

2:24 whoa whoa whoa!!!! what kind of walking is that, Jon? I was thinking I got a bit of OCD, and my strategy here would be to AVOID all the cracks. hitting them all is just unthinkable

6:49 Jimmy Carr’s little grin of that was actually class that

Jon is an absolute treasure!!

Oh my God! Rachel Riley at 6:00 is absolutely wonderfully dressed.

10:20 love the Jelly factory lol won't find it weak if Jimmy didn't say that out

Joe: I think this would have been better all vowels mate. Jon: Well then you can pick the last one. Joe: Consonant 😂😂😂

I fully laughed out loud at the jelly factory joke. the Jimmy was like that's the weak insult 😭

Jon reading his book has genuinely made me more tidy

Jon isn't his full self when he is with nish cause he is Jonnish you know

@micahgoodwin3513

5 жыл бұрын

/rimshot

@connmoss9727

5 жыл бұрын

nish is just seriously unfunny

@slh6136

5 жыл бұрын

Noah Addison oh yeah yeah

I love Jon! He is so adorkable!!

I would so buy Deep Clean if it were real! They should make it an actual book

This channel honestly makes my day 'on a daily basis' I'm aBrit living in aus and I miss our tv more than anything. Thanks for regular video👌

His self deprecating humor is so awesome and sublime.

Wow, do you see at 3:00 the looks Jon is getting from *both* Victoria and Rachel? They’re thinking “wow, she’s a lucky woman!”.

Jon missed out a comma before the word "too" at the end of his book, he must be kicking himself!

The jokes Jimmy Carr makes but Jon dressing to the left makes him actually uncomfortable. 😂

Where can i buy Deep Clean? , asking for a friend obviously

Oh man, that sidewalk bit is all me. He even picked the same line.

I choose to believe that Jon’s tv is in his bedroom, and that he has to walk 27 steps to get to a tv in a long, hallway of a room. To not be loud at night.

at 5:06 Jimmy looks like Richard Nixon

The anger in the “fuck off” that Jon said is brilliant

Jon Richardson is every British man even those who are in denial.

I’m really rethinking my opinions of Jon now knowing how he feels about sweet potato fries

I die every time rob loses it to jons insult

3:35 Sean is genuinely wetting himself laughing

3:12 lol ''MA SOUL, JIMMY''

It’s Rob Beckett’s reaction that got me

That atomise pun was actually so unexpected

Who noticed Ron Jichardson

@calgled7736

5 жыл бұрын

Where

@MrExEssex

5 жыл бұрын

5:26 I noticed. That means that the tweeter did not claim to be at the Wharf with Jon but at the Warf with Ron. Which is more likely?

@vinnyreed723

4 жыл бұрын

It’s his @ on twitter

Were can I find the deep clean collection ?

When he was talking about stepping on the cracks evenly between feet...I felt that.

He loves talking about his wife now lol

I love me some John Richardson !!❤️😂

Rachel rileys reaction @9:01 Just mqd the line so much funnier

THE ENDING GOT ME CRYING 😂

Jon is an absolute treat!

My soul, Jimmy-he-he-he

I love you're attitudes!!!

Jon is a fucking genius with his comedy. love him

How do you not like sweet potato fries? Lol. I mean, hot dogs or bologna, I feel ya. But sweet potato fries? Hahaha.

Rob’s laugh is the best😂

I just love jon man

rachel riley

@liamm9069

5 жыл бұрын

rockyman_88 The essex twang to her voice at 9:52

@SoulTouchMusic93

4 жыл бұрын

I know but she's daydreaming about the host. She'd suck the marrow out of him given half a chance.

Jon perfectly encapsulates my disdain for sweet potato fries. I love the way he says "they can *really* ...fuck off."

Joe: shall I have 3 from the top then? Jon: only if you’ve got the batchit crazy train to what the fuck is going on land Me: *death by laughter*

the guy who he had dinner with actually tagged RonJichardson

Wait. Doesn't everyone do the walking on the cracks thing?

That's a bic drop y'all

Where can i find a clip of Jon reading a poem to John Cooper Clarke in his style? I saw it once but can't seem to find it.

“If you want to square a cube things get a job in a f in jelly factory mate” 😝

Get a job in a jelly factory😂😂😂

I Was distraught when Carol left countdown,i thought the world had ended.Then Rachel came along! 😍 😂

The crack thing in walking on the pavement was so true for me

Omg that street is my town centre. 😂 I wonder what Jon would say seeing the rest of pontypridd

deep clean 😂

at 1:38, id love to know how jons rolled up his sleeves to perfectly :O

I would buy his book.

Put Richard Ayoade in the thumbnail im gonna click that ish

6:38 John said it was based on his life. And Jimmy called it fiction. Lol

That bit near the end from the novel at 8:54 onward nearly killed me. My sides hurt from laughing and I'm crying as well LMAO. I'm not sure what had me lose my shit more though. The excerpts he took from the book or Rachels reactions to them. Either way, that was fucking hilarious!!

He's wandering around standing on cracks! Maniac !

Jon reading that novel was so aggressive

Deep clean is amazing

That’s a good point. They should have it to where when you meet your goal it stops counting so that the number over ten thousand doesn’t plague one’s mind.

Jon is the coolest guy out there 😊

5:34 Jon sneakily rips a fart 😂😂😂

This thumbnail tho 😂

I would legitimately buy his book Deep Clean

He's such a good sport.

Pickup line for Rachel. What is 2i

I wholeheartedly agree with Jon on this one tbh. Can’t understand why more people don’t hate sweet potato fries.

@annother3350

5 жыл бұрын

You obvs haven't tried triple-fried

@Kyle_Hubbard

5 жыл бұрын

My guess would be people like Sweet Potatoes? Just a guess.

@AutomaticDuck300

5 жыл бұрын

I like sweet potato fries

@Silehnt

5 жыл бұрын

Sweet potato fries are the best.

@thedunyadoneya2628

5 жыл бұрын

Don't think I've ever had them, and if I had the chance, I'm pretty sure I'd refuse. Have a proper meal and have something sweet after the main course (where any potato-based foods belong), not mix the 2 together you lunatics!

Question: Can I get Jon's book here in the states?

I WANT THAT GOD DAMN BOOK !!!